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Previously this season on Vanderpump Rules.

Katie Maloney, will you marry me?

Of course!

Everybody's been welcoming. No one's punched me in the face or called me a

yet. So that's good. The other girls are just gonna love this lala.

Or not.

Your own family has noticed a change in your personality.

I don't give a... Christina cares a lot more about being popular than about

being loyal.

I just don't feel like she's my friend anymore like you totally are. It's a

shame to let that friendship go.

Get down the toilet.

Hi, welcome to Hooters.

She's not moving in with you. No, no, no. She's not moving in. She's not

in, right? She's not moving in, I promise. How am I going to fit all this

apartment? I've officially hit the point where living with Brittany is...

Too much. I really thought I was going to miss you, Kristen, but I've honestly

been thinking more about Lala.

He thinks that he's getting laid. He's gone. Get out of my face!

You're still crazy about Kristen.

I would never, ever, ever get back together with that fucking douchebag. I

missed you, Kristen.

We were definitely boning. It's very weird that I get jealous when James

me that he slept with Kristen. He absolutely has feelings for her still.

You, my bandmate Isaac, have the song. Let's touch the public.

Action!

Let's get people off their ass. Get them dancing.

Stassi's living with Kristen now? Am I going to finally see her? I haven't seen

her in I don't know how long. You had a boss and you had a good friend. And

you're f***ed up.

I just want to make things right with people that I actually care about.

This is the first time I've heard Stassi admit she was wrong. Could we maybe

have our engagement party at your house? I do not want Stassi or Kristen there.

No Kristen, no Stassi. I'm letting you know she doesn't want you there.

This blows.

You don't know me. You don't know my life.

James is this young little brat.

What is your issue with me? You're obnoxious, man.

I don't know, I have to take a red eye back to Hawaii to go to court I feel

I'm in jail right now

Take me back home.

If you feel the day.

Leave me at my door.

Hi. Hi.

I'm in the kitchen.

I'm washing these dishes because I knew you'd be mad if you came home when

they're not ready.

How was it?

How was your flight?

Well, the court and everything was fine.

It's the flying, the sleeping, no eating. That's what's bothering me. I

gone to bed in 24 hours. And then the two days before that, I had to be up at

a .m. My flight got delayed, and my TV was stuck in German.

Oh, my God, that's the worst.

It couldn't have gotten any worse.

My hope for this trip was to get in and get out, go see my lawyer, get my

charges dropped down from a felony to a misdemeanor, and get out.

And that's exactly what happened.

So, you're on probation now.

Basically, all I do is just keep my nose clean, and it goes away. It's not even

going to be on my record. Nothing. It's like it never happened.

I'm exhausted.

I know. I just want you to be happy to see me. I'm happy to see you. I really

am.

I'm really happy.

I'm glad you get away from me for a day.

I just want some peace and quiet.

I haven't slept in 24 hours. I'm coming home to construction next door.

Like, I don't want to live here. We're on top of each other. I'm a clean freak,

and I hate what it looks like in that closet.

It only looks like that in the closet because there's not enough space to put

clothes. I know that.

That's why I'm saying please, please help me get an apartment.

Where are we going to move?

That's your job. I don't know where anything is.

All you have to do is go online and find one. I had a fucking boob job. I can't.

But I know that you can sit in bed and go online and do this. And then you're

gone to freaking Hawaii. When am I supposed to schedule an appointment?

thinking of me. Like, stop.

I'm going to miss you one more minute.

I'm going to miss you one more day.

For a couple weeks now, I've been looking for an apartment.

And then I found this.

I'm very particular about where I live.

Put the sofa, like, against the wall. You got any of it right now? That's in

bedroom. I never let go of my standard.

The other box can just be in the living room. I need sky blue walls. I need

hardwood floors. I need crown molding. Doesn't it look so good, though?

I need a lot of closet space.

I haven't seen you in a really long time. Now that I have a place to live, I

feel like I got my mojo back.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, this is so sweet.

Yellow flowers mean friendship is a new beginning.

Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Just walk around it because I don't want you to get... I know.

For the first time in a long time, I feel like I have my best friend back,

it feels really good.

So fun.

I know.

Having your own place. I haven't lived alone since... Since before Jack, so

basically forever ago. Most of my boyfriends were like... Not... Not...

Very capable of like being handy.

You put it in the frame, I'll hang it. Are you a... Complete moron. How do you

not know how to put things in a frame? I mean, don't you have to lay it flat

first for a couple days and put book tags? I'm just going to end up hanging

anyway. I don't even know why I asked you to come over. I'll hang it. Because

end up doing everything always.

I did everything.

And I like doing everything.

I can't take this anymore.

I can't either.

I can't escape you.

This is a relationship.

It's 50 -50.

I've got to get something out of it, too.

What does that mean that you're supposed to get something out of it? Like, you

don't think you're getting anything out of being in a relationship with me? You

think that me leaving my family, living in a studio apartment to be with you,

working at Hooters, you wanted all this. You asked for all this. That's what you

wanted. I just hate when you are in a bad mood and stuff and you take it out

me. My God, you're making this about you.

I'm not.

Sitting in that jail cell when I went to jail.

It was the most at peace I was with myself for a long time. It was actually

peace and quiet where I could actually think.

Because my mind is like this all the time.

My mind is finally like slowing down a little bit and digesting this whole

summer of all the stupid petty shit that's going on.

Honestly, God, please keep the jail door shut. I'll stay in here.

Do we need a few minutes with the menu?

Hi, guys. How are you?

Good. How are you?

What's up?

What's up, dude? How are you, man? Good.

Do you want to do a Metropolitan?

I haven't drank for two weeks now, bruv.

Yeah? Been around, yeah.

How you doing?

Been texting Kristen lately. I mean, like... Oh, man. What?

I know, dude. It's been weird.

We went out to dinner the other night.

Recently, Kristen and I went out, sparks flying, and emotional things happened.

You know I love you, right?

But another part of me really still likes Lala.

So really it's just about what door's going to open up the widest. And I'm

going to walk right through that one.

Back to bussing. Bye. Bye.

Do you have like a safety pin or anything in your purse?

The thing is literally hanging on by the thread. Yeah, I know, right?

I'm actually really worried about tomorrow.

Engagement party? Yeah.

I'm definitely going to need a lot of...

liquid courage i am absolutely shocked that katie would extend the invite in

friendship there have been no ups and downs just down katie on the other hand

don't like it oh ring my heart you're taking your top off in front of my

vulgar me i will be having a party that I obviously don't want you to attend.

I have the worst anxiety. What do I do with my hair? What do I wear? What do I,

like, I have no idea. Well, the theme is lace and linen.

So just for, like, a mom and a grandma meeting you for the first time. Okay.

I'm actually more worried about Ariana being there.

It's really unfortunate the place Ariana and I are in right now. I just don't

even know if this friendship can be salvaged. It's exhausting. I just need

focus on...

My own life, my own relationship. Well, I'm going to need you, so, girl, you've

got to pull it together.

And then, like, the whole Kristen, James thing, he tells me that she called me a

ratchet whore.

Do you think it was easy for me to see you with these ratchet whore bags all

off?

Ratchet, yeah.

Whore. I don't know about that.

The thing about him is, though, is it's like I really genuinely do care about

him. She has nothing to do with me and James, so I'm going to let Kristen be

cracky and...

Just focus on what James and I have.

Thanks, babe. You're welcome. And I don't even look ratchet. I don't look

ratchet whore. Your dress doesn't.

Sorry, dude. What's up, man? Hey, what's going on? So I take it you don't have

to do any time, right?

No time.

All good?

All good.

We got off really lucky. I know.

I've known Jack for a long time, and he stole him from me. He slept with my

girlfriend. Spread.

Horrible rumors about me. And if I never saw that guy again, I'd probably miss

that act.

Jax is probably going to be around for the rest of my life.

I'm like a cat with nine lives, you know? I'm like, I think that was my last

life.

Hello.

Hi, Lisa. How are you?

Hey.

Oh, Mr.

Taley, your bus.

What happened? Did you beg for forgiveness?

They don't have time for people like me. They got criminal cases. I was in a

court where people were doing some serious shit. They were like, we get it,

yada, yada, you're sorry, fine, move on.

Yeah, but don't minimize it. No, no, no.

You're minimizing everything.

I wanted to say I'm sorry, but he didn't have time to listen to my spiel. You

still need to compute.

I am.

I'm telling you what. Do you want to argue with me or do you want to listen

what I'm saying?

I'm not your 21 -year -old son.

Don't verbally abuse me.

You seem a little aggressive right now. I'm not aggressive. I'm just tired.

I haven't slept yet. I don't give a damn whether you're tired. I don't give a

damn whether you fly half the way around the world to go to court. You want to

know why I'm aggressive? That's why.

Although Jax is getting older, he's not actually growing up. To be accountable,

that's the only way you can learn from the situation.

Get out of my face.

What do you mean, get out of my face? Get out of my face now.

Go. Go.

Go.

Stephen, can I have a glass of rosé, please? Absolutely.

Coming up. Uh -oh. I see trouble.

What if she throws us off her mountain? Stop talking.

What's up, guys?

Hi. Lots and lots of stuff. Got booze, man.

Holy shit.

So many details.

Chairs, flowers, tablecloths.

It's so hot.

It is maybe 500 degrees outside.

I think I might die.

Hey, you guys.

Hi. Hi.

It's so hot.

Where are your umbrellas and things?

I didn't think of umbrellas. Well, you need umbrellas down here. Do you want to

borrow some of my umbrellas up there? If it's not too much trouble.

Well, it's all too much trouble. I mean, you know. Where's your help?

This is our help. This is the help.

How do you pull this thing out? You pinch.

I'm scared.

Don't be a pussy. Just do it.

We made the centerpieces from scratch.

That looks very sweet.

I'm very proud of it. I got it now.

It's so heavy.

I'm scorching.

Are you getting ready out there?

No, I got to charge these microphones for tonight.

Following Tom and Katie's engagement party, there will be an after party at

where I'm going to be performing Touching Public for the first time. I'm

nervous.

I guess eventually I have to talk to Sheena, which is going to be so much

can't wait.

I'm just really tired of this pageant queen persona.

This I'm sassy and you and I'm... I don't know that person, and that's not

person I became friends with.

This is going on for long enough, and today's the day that this just needs to

end. One way or another.

Exactly.

Maybe it would be the best option if you and I came kind of fashionably late.

I'm just, like, antsy about Lisa.

Is there a possibility Lisa's going to be like, you're not allowed here, you're

not welcome in my home?

I'm aware that that's a possibility, but that's why I'm scared right now.

I'm usually not welcome in a lot of places.

That would just be very weird.

Welcome to my team.

The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self

-respect and dignity.

Thank God for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors.

I don't even know who's all going.

I mean, obviously, like, Sheena, Brittany, like, Jax, everyone.

We're fine with, right?

You can talk to Jax, you know?

I don't know. I don't know what I would say. I just... Do you think you're going

to actually, like, have a conversation with him? Are you going to, like,

converse?

It's just very strange.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just, yeah.

When's the last time you even talked to Saucy?

Uh, oof.

I mean, you guys dated so long ago, so.

I don't even know the girl anymore. I've had three girlfriends since then.

Talking to Saucy shouldn't be weird. We're both in total different places

But there's a little bit of nervousness, maybe a little anxiety.

Whatever happened, it happened. We've moved on. We have different

And I hope you're happy. That's it.

Has James been texting you? Yeah.

James says he wants to be back together with me.

He said he missed me and he loves me. Well, I miss him and love me too.

I just want the best for him. I want him to turn his life around. I want him

getting fired from Pump to turn into a positive thing.

I know that I'm not responsible for, like, James's, like, change, but if I

aid in making him feel a little bit good. You have no loyalty to James right

now. This is his last chance. Like, if he fucks me over again, James, like,

okay.

Man, you guys look amazing.

Hi. Hey, good to see you guys.

What's going on?

An engagement party is a family affair, so we got Tom's mom.

This is beautiful.

I also have my mom and my grandmother.

Let's get a drink.

I'm really excited to have my brothers come into town. I don't get to see them

enough. My parents separated a few years ago, so my dad could not take time off

to come to our engagement party. He works as a lift engineer in Utah.

This just means he will definitely be at the wedding.

This is my gorgeous little mom.

Hello. Nice to meet you. Very lovely. Very sweet.

Having my mom here means so much.

I wish my younger triplet brothers could have been here, but they live all the

way over in Jacksonville, Florida.

My dad was a detective in the Minneapolis Police Department for over

My dad couldn't make it, and I totally understand he has a fear of flying. I

wish he could be here with us because I love him a lot.

Bring it in. You're handsome.

How you doing?

Hey.

Nice to see you too.

Before I left the house this morning, I had approximately 14 mimosas, maybe a

few shots of vodka after that.

Hi there.

Hi. Why do we have the same hair? You guys, I just said that. I'm like, I

haven't worn my hair like this. I'm glad we have the same thing.

I love.

So funny.

That's so funny.

Who likes some rosé?

I think we should be celebrating.

We are having such a wonderful time. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

So what about your wonderful grandson -in -law, right?

And, you know, they say watch how a man treats his mother.

I always agree with that.

You see how he treats her, and it's wonderful.

He's like that. He used to be like that with his mother. That's a very good

indication of how he feels about women.

Yeah, I'll just sneak in here.

Oh, my God.

It's really, really good. It's amazing.

Oh, James has a hard time getting it in the hole.

I'm over it. You're telling me, girl.

A year ago, Ariana and I would have been joined at the hip at a party like this.

And now I feel like there's a VIP table at this party for two.

Whatever. I'm over it. I'm going to pretend they're not really here.

Never get over how nice this place is.

What if she throws us off her mountain?

Stop talking. I need you to stop talking. I so admire Kristen's bravery

comes to crashing events.

I'm scared.

Somewhere along the line, she had a shamectomy. That part of her has just

like, amputated.

Uh -oh. I see trouble.

God.

Coming up. Tristan, I'm the one person, babe,

you don't want to go their way. I'm really scared.

We're good, right? Uh -oh.

God.

Oh,

my God.

You look so pretty.

I'm so happy I'm here.

This party is a very big moment for me, and I want the people closest.

to me to be here, regardless of what we've been through.

I'm so glad that we're here.

Oh, my God.

Hi. You guys match.

I can't believe they're actually here.

That just took major balls.

Guys, I'm supposed to be here.

I mean, I don't mind that you guys are here, but Lisa's going to get pissed.

This puts me in an uncomfortable spot with Lisa, and, you know, I'm hashtag

Lisa, ride or die.

Hi, Lisa.

Hi, Lisa.

Oh, God, no.

It's been a really beautiful, beautiful afternoon.

Don't f*** it up. This is the one thing we're not f***ing up.

Well, what... What do I actually need to keep these two out?

Clearly, just two gates isn't enough.

Well, do whatever you want.

Britt!

I love it. Come here.

I want you to meet... Hi!

Nothing but really nice things about you, and I've always said that I think

has the best taste in girlfriends.

Yeah. Yes.

I love Rachel. I like Carmen. I like myself.

I know I'm a little drunk, but I just realized that my current girlfriend

to my ex -girlfriend. Well, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well.

I see, like, zero similarities between me and Brittany. She seems so nice. I

don't want Jack to taint her.

I'm trying to think of, like, what advice could I possibly give?

Go get all the passwords for everything.

Oh, I already have them.

Hello.

How are you?

I'm doing really great, actually. I have something to show you.

What?

I honestly care about this so much, Lisa. This has honestly been my life

Not only did Lisa fire me, but she also said the Pump album is off.

I carried on working on it, and now I've got a finished product.

Kristen's here, we're doing a little better. Honestly, everything is just

a lot better to me right now.

I'm proud of you for actually having a different attitude.

James has got everything at his fingertips, but alcohol could make all

away. If you're going to drink, you're going to fail.

I'm proud of you for doing better. Thank you so much. I'm so happy.

One shot!

Yay!

Hi, how are you? Can I have a hug?

Are we British?

Are we British now? Why do we double kiss?

You look gorgeous though, can I say that for her?

You look very pretty. You look like an angel.

You too.

Everything about Kristen pisses me off. I hate her hair, her outfit,

I hate her shoes.

I just don't think she's a good person.

Look.

Give it to me.

Say it in my accent.

Pump Sessions is a compilation of music written and produced by James Kennedy.

The James that I fell in love with and that I slept with the other night,

the good side of James.

If he can learn how to overcome being his own worst enemy, he'll go places.

Legit mother...

Jux is behind me. I know he's behind me. I can feel that he's behind me.

Not here. Not right now.

Okay.

Hello.

I just want to say a couple of words.

I have known you, Katie, for many years.

and I couldn't be happier for you. As I look around, I'm surprised to see some

of you here.

But I know so many of you here are so important in Katie and Tom's life.

So I bless you both. Thank you, Lisa. And if there's anybody here who wants to

say anything... Please

don't, Kristen.

Okay, let me say...

anything. Now's our chance.

Hi, guys.

I'm going to give myself a little bit of credit because when little T -Schwa got

out of his Honda Civic coming from Florida off of Craigslist to stand in

ball's house, it was the humor. It was the love of music. It was his

Kristen is not only making a speech, but making the longest speech ever.

Corky knows humor.

It was his good looks. It just shows how much she lacks self -awareness still.

That's literally what it was. Like, I'm sorry. I played Cupid. Can we wrap it

up? What the fuck are you talking about?

I just said what everyone else was thinking.

Don't say wrap it up.

Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up. Can you guys please, can I, I'm sorry. I

don't care if any of you have a problem with them.

I want to hear what they have to say.

Don't be rude right now.

If you're being rude, you know the way you came in. You can go out. Bye.

Lala, you know that you were the very last invitation.

What the f*** do you think you're doing?

Lala needs to take her drunk, skank -ass, shih tzu -looking hair home.

Anyways, you guys, thank you. Let's go to Sir and let's do some s***.

somewhere else.

Time to party. Hey, don't tempt me tonight, boy.

I think you've already been tempted. I think you've already bought three sheets

for the win right now. No, three joints. They're all the same thing. Is it?

Oh, yeah.

No, alcohol's like the opposite.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Sure.

I'm just trying to figure out if you even want to be friends anymore.

It depends.

On what?

Sheena, you've been going behind my back and, like, talking shit about me and

talking shit about Tom.

I don't feel like that.

She's Debbie Downer the whole time. This is going to ruin everyone else's mood.

She's doing her sarcastic thing. Okay, bitchy Barbie.

Bitch about everything we do.

You just dismissed my opinion like it's completely invalid.

Do you know what that feels like? It feels like sh...

You have a need and a desire to be popular and to be friends with

Vodka soda?

Three vodkas.

Katie, can you order a fourth one?

Four vodkas.

Sorry.

Kristen and Katie, I'm sorry. First of all, I feel uncomfortable the whole time

I'm with them.

And I just can't do it anymore.

I can't help but go back to, like, how I was this happy last year.

No, I'm not.

I just feel so, so sad.

I've been worried about you. I've been worried about Shay.

I love so many things about her.

She's very straightforward.

She tells it like it is, and I miss that.

I hate crying, and I do it way too much, and that's why I get so much Botox.

I really apologize.

This is the real Sheena.

Not all that other shit that she was doing before.

Feels like we can salvage this friendship.

Sorry, I pulled your dress off.

Or maybe I'm not sorry I pulled your dress off.

He knows

exactly what he's doing by giving Lala all this attention.

while I'm standing right in there.

I'm sorry. It's like a walking up to you.

Will you stop? Will you stop being mean? Kristen.

Kristen. Can you shut up finally?

Can you shut up finally?

Like, can you just leave?

I'm the one person, babe, you don't want to go there with. I'm really scared.

Don't cross me, bitch.

Sit the f*** down.

Sit the f*** down.

Coming up. You want to go? Don't cross me in front of Lisa. I'll f***ing drop

you. You're a good boy, old man.

I'm the one person, babe, you don't want to f***ing go their way. I'm really

scared. Sit the f*** down.

Sit the f*** down. All right, all right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not doing that. We're not doing that.

Enough is enough. That was... That was really low life. Thrash it.

Lala was so afraid she wouldn't be, like, accepted into this group, but it

out her fears were justified.

What the f*** are you thinking?

You're better than that. I'm better than that.

Lala's lucky that she's caught me in this very zen, grown -up place in my

Lala, I'm gonna be straight up with you. This is a moment where you need to

just, like, own it and be like, I f***ed up. I'm so sick of walking up to

f***ing people and being like...

I apologize.

This is who I am. If you want to be my friend, you can be my friend. If you

don't want to be my friend, then you can blow me.

Hey, you guys, do you want to hear a really cool song? Yeah, we have to go

there.

I'm really nervous about this performance in front of all my friends.

That's the toughest crowd out there.

Wait, am I doing good as Gold?

No, we need a bar top.

I

can't

believe this.

James said he wanted to get back together with me.

And I believed him. But now I know.

James and Lala are on Match Made in F***ing Heaven.

Oh my God, it's my worst nightmare to be sitting next to you two.

Is this like a comedy act?

I don't know.

All

right,

I'll admit it. It's a fun song. All that time and all that money, it wasn't that

wasted.

I mean, you're probably not going to see it back.

That was amazing.

That was amazing.

One, two, three.

You're going to send it to me.

I'm going to keep Papa Bear. That's Papa Bear.

Are you drinking?

No. Why does everyone think I'm drunk?

I ate four brownies earlier and I smoked two joints before I got here.

If you want the truth, I'm very stoned and I feel like I'm in space right now

and I honestly feel like I'm not even here.

I'm on a space level.

James is one of the only people I know that actually wants to celebrate his

sobriety by getting wasted.

He's lying and saying that he's sober.

No, I'm not sober. I drank... Alright, you know what?

Listen to you. You're wasted.

Christina, you gotta shut your fucking mouth.

Dumbass. Do not talk to me that way. Shut your fucking mouth. You're unreal,

dude. No.

Okay, bye.

You cannot talk to women like that.

He's just this 23 -year -old kid. He feels like he can talk to women however

wants. And that's just not acceptable.

You don't speak like that in front of women. What did you say again?

You're clearly not sober.

Stoned. Whatever.

Who cares?

What are you doing right now?

You want to go stand by the bar like that? I'm still standing here like a

I'm sitting right here. Come on in.

Stop, dude.

Chill. What?

I'm actually having the best time ever because I can say whatever the f*** I

want to Jax right now and the big dummy can't do anything because he's on

probation. Just calm it down a little bit. Stop telling me to calm down. All

right. Okay. When you're the one that got a felony this summer, not me.

What do you mean? I was just talking the truth.

Dude, he's not talking s***. Oh, he is. Oh, yes, he is. He's not. Oh, yes, he

is. Oh, he's not, dude.

Yo.

No. Yeah, stop.

I told you, James. I said this wasn't going to happen. All I said. No, no, no,

stop.

Stop. What's going to happen? It's so inappropriate.

You're disrespectful to women. You can't talk to women like that. Stop saying

I'm disrespectful to women when you've fucked over 100 girls.

James, come on, dude.

I give up. Bye.

Shut up, or I'm going to drop my fucking fist in your fucking face. You think

I'm fucking scared of Jack? You fucking think I can take Jack? I'm this close.

I'm going to hit him. Go on, then. Hit me. Hey, hey, hey. Take a seat. You

crossed the line. Did I? Cross the line with me if you have anything.

You're about 150 pounds soaking wet. Please let me put my fist in your face.

Don't cross me in front of Lisa.

Don't cross me? You want to go? You're a good boy, old man. I'm about 200 pounds

heavier than you. I'll fucking drop you.

Coming up.

Hello. You know, I'll always care about you. Always. I did not expect that.

You crossed the line. Did I? Cross the line with me if you have anything.

You're about 150 pounds soaking wet. Please let me put my fist in your face.

Don't cross me in front of Lisa. You want to go? You know what? At the end of

the day, I'm about 200 pounds heavier than you. I'll drop you. All right,

someone's had a thank you minute. I will drop your face like a...

Sailor outfit.

Stop. Baby, stop.

Take a seat.

Make your arm probation, please.

You cannot get in trouble. We can't do any of that.

I'm not the type of guy that sits around and has a verbal debate.

I saw things using my fist. And it's definitely not a good thing for a guy on

probation. I'm leaving.

I'm going to take myself out of the situation.

Later.

Hey, Kristen.

All right, take care.

I'll text you tomorrow, all right?

I feel like I just got an STD on my face.

Oh, yeah, you're right, babe.

You can't always get what you want, but then there's this case where you get

exactly what you want.

Kristen and I are pretty good right now. Lala and I are even better.

So I'm going to go for the golden ticket.

Lala. Let's see what happens.

Don't let them annoy you, yeah?

No, I'm over it.

Jesus, I didn't expect any of this. What am I supposed to do? You created it,

darling.

I have to say, out of all the people here that have worked for me, I've never

met two people that are more perfectly suited than you and Stiles.

I will always have a soft spot for her.

I always will.

Oh, so there's still an opening, is there?

Did you think that Lisa was going to be like, you're not welcomed here? Yeah. So

when I walked in Lisa's house, it was nice. Hi.

Hello.

Hi. Hey, girl.

Cheers you, but I'm going to have a drink.

Do you want a drink? I would love one.

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

Is that water?

This is water. It's getting late. Yeah.

How are you?

I'm good. I'm okay.

How are you?

I'm good.

This has been a little bit crazy of a night, huh? Kind of like the old days.

You were my last, like, really healthy relationship.

Did you just use the word healthy?

In the beginning, it was great. I thought the beginning was good.

I agree.

Looking at him, I see, like, all of these different versions of myself.

Hey!

There was a time in my life where I was madly in love with Jax. Amazing,

amazing, you're a nice couple.

We've been through so much. I think you're lying.

wrong? I did go to Vegas and had relations with somebody else.

My whole family is upset with what you've done.

You're absolute shit. What the hell was I thinking?

Maybe it's time to make things right.

I hope I don't sound delusional saying that.

You know, I'll always care about you. If you needed something tomorrow and you

were like, I don't have nobody else to ask, I would be there. I would always be

there.

Always.

I actually did not expect that.

Jackson's lost here over there talking.

I'm actually, like, I can't actually even believe I'm being, like, really...

going to be open with you and vulnerable with you.

Okay.

There's something to be said about history with people.

We started this group together.

We did start this group together. And I wouldn't have any of this if it wasn't

for you.

I mean, yeah, we had a lot of ups and downs, but I've learned a lot from that

relationship. I hope so.

That one year of trying to, like, come back and forth with you was brutal for

me. Why can't you just give me a chance? God, I fucking love you for fakes to

put your name on my fucking arm. Don't ever tell me that I have to forgive and

forget, and don't ever tell me that I should be over it by now. I can't go

through this again.

I was heartbroken.

But, like, you cheated the whole time, so... The whole time?

No. Most of it.

Listen, you were cheating to me, too.

You were brutal.

It was torture at the end.

You f***ed me over a million times.

Kristen had f***ed me over.

The problem I had was that you came back after you disregarded everybody.

My main thing was Katie and Schwartz. But you're kind of disrupting a whole

group here. How am I disrupting things? I wouldn't show up to someone's house if

I wasn't invited to.

Been one of my best friends. I understand that. What are your motives?

you back all of a sudden? Are you not paying attention to what I'm saying?

attacking me before I even talk. Oh, my God. Jack. You had an ulterior motive.

Then be honest. I want you to just say whatever the f*** you think. I think

things didn't work out with your boyfriend.

You were like, shh.

I lost all my friends.

I need to, like, fall back in.

Be honest. I want you to just say whatever the f*** you think. I think

didn't work out with your boyfriend.

You were like, shh, I lost all my friends.

I need to, like, crawl back in.

I'm not here to hurt you or be upset with you. I'm not. There's no reason for

that. You know, I've gone through a couple bumps in the road, but I finally

found a great girl.

I really like Brittany.

I really want you to know.

I hate to say it, but

Stassi's probably right. I probably have been treating Brittany unfairly when

she actually was there for me.

I just hope we can get to a point to where we're in the same room. We can

say, hey, what's going on? How are you?

It's been three and a half years.

I think we should be cordial.

Okay. Okay?

So are we good?

It's not 2011 anymore.

Maybe enough time has passed that we can be cool together.

Cheers.

Let me go. I want to go home.

Go home?

Yeah, let's go home.

I love you.

I'm going to go home with Brittany to our studio apartment.

I want to try out those boobs.

We're going to be okay.

I'm glad you guys came.

I feel like such a weirdo for saying this right now, but I don't just want to

there for your engagement party.

I will be honest, I don't know how ready I am.

That's not to say we can't be friends again, but I'm just saying I can't be

friend I was to you then.

I used to get hurt a lot because I was just too trusting of people.

I'm so excited to be able to hang out with you because I know that it's going

take a while.

Lisa told me to stay on my ground but keep my heart open, and I finally feel

strong enough to be able to do both of those things.

I applaud your dress choice.

Really? Yes.

Do you know what it was for me to choose something?

One more time.

Thank you.

All right. Bye, Donnie. Bye. Thank you. Bye.

The only thing left to do now is just go home and have sex with my hot fiance.

As long as she's not tired.

Let's see how we feel when we get in there.

Maybe order pizza or something.

I miss Gordo so much. I miss Gordo.

Anyway, should we go home? I'm exhausted.

This year has been a huge learning curve for these kids.

Some have really made some important steps.

Some of them have gone through some pretty dark days.

Some have learned lessons from their experiences.

Unfortunately, I think there are some that will never learn.

Come on, my love.

I always say, the more things change.

More things stay the same.

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