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Lisa Vanderpump Sangria is an amazing product.

I have always planned on getting back into the wine and stress business at

point. I'm happy that Schwartz is making a commitment to something.

We didn't realize what a big undertaking it is and what a time commitment it

would be.

We turn around, there's two cops.

Jack, that's to get arrested. I am definitely suspending you, and we really

to have a serious conversation about your future.

Jack, he wants to talk to you. No.

Our engagement party's coming up, and I would love for you to come.

I'm hoping to actually talk to her at some point before that. Oh, yeah, you're

dreaming. That's not going to happen.

Are we ready for this?

I don't know. I'm not, like, the best host in the world. I feel like you've

this before because you already have everything really cute.

Danny Shea, who also works at Thirst, has been in the house for six months,

which I think is relatively new.

We're calling it a housewarming party, but really it's just an excuse to get

drunk. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy.

Who do we have coming for sure? Because I've only invited Christina.

Stassi. So who else could be coming?

Sheena and Ariana, but they're both coming. Okay.

With Tom and Shay. Okay. I mean, I text Jack. All he said was thank you so much,

so I don't know if he's coming or not.

That'll be really interesting with Stassi here, too, by the way. I know,

forget her.

Danny, Shay, and a couple of my other friends absolutely love Stassi. I've met

her one time. I thought she was great.

But the rest of my family, they don't have a lot of nice things to say about

this girl.

Christina and Scott, they're coming over right now. Oh, they're coming over

right now? Yeah.

Do you miss living here?

No. Although I do miss having an apartment.

Yay!

Oh, my gosh.

I haven't been here in two years.

Okay, look.

White walls, black fireplace.

So much nicer than when I was here.

I can't believe I'm sweeping your apartment right now. I'm such a bitch.

The thing is, if you just wouldn't do stupid shit at all, you wouldn't have to

be there sweeping.

Hi. Good to see you.

Thank you. This is so weird.

When I moved out of the apartment, Lala moved right in. And then eventually,

Danny moved in with her. I mean, that's their family.

You're in my room, right?

Yes. I want to see your room. Okay. My history with Stassi, I was 18 in Vegas

with Danny Shea and Christina Kelly. We were doing a trade show, and I just

remember coming down the elevator and Stassi being like, Stop.

I love this outfit.

Oh, my God.

Again, it looks so much better than when I had it.

To have someone older than me who lives in L .A. tell me that she likes my

outfit, I was, like, feeling good, you know?

Are a lot of people coming?

Ariana, Sheena, their men, Tom and Shay.

Did you just get uncomfortable?

No, I mean, I haven't seen them in like a year. I don't know.

I don't mind bumping into Tom and Ariana or even Sheena. I mean, I don't really

get along with those people, but I'm really interested in getting a

back with Katie.

She's friends with them, and I know that it's inevitable.

Then you and I can just team up, and we'll just be like everybody. I don't

give a f*** anymore. I think that's an excellent idea.

Yeah, I'm just going to do it.

Everything's okay?

Yeah, I'm just prepping all this stuff. I want it to be all clean and sparkly.

We go through a lot of Pinot Noir here now.

So easy to drink.

Yeah. Hey, guys. Hey.

Is this your first day back or what? Literally, it is two weeks to go to tea.

Hopefully, the dust has settled a little bit on this whole thing. What I've done

is wrong. I'm paying for it financially.

I'm paying for it with my friend.

Thank God my friends were there. I don't know what I would have done without

them being there.

I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to... This is an

lesson to learn.

Are you guys going to Lala's thing tonight?

Yeah, we're going to go buy that.

We're going to go. I really wanted to go. I really did. But I think after

and the way Brittany and Lala kind of... Hello?

I've been honest. Be honest.

I am being honest.

You're not. You told me you would... It might be good to set this one up. Yeah,

I think I'm going to... You know, Schwartz met up with Stassi last night.

Are you kidding?

No, I'm not kidding. Dude, I can't... Part of me feels like she targeted him

because she knows he's weak.

Back into the group.

Hi. What's up, Lisa?

Look, he's back.

Hi. Look at their favorite partner.

Hey, what are you doing here? What's with the cat drag thing?

Well, it's been two weeks.

Hey, can you help me with the coffee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. What's going on?

Well, it's been two weeks.

Two amazing weeks, Jack. No, it hasn't been two amazing weeks. Not for me,

anyway. I said what I had to say.

No, I know. What I did in Hawaii has nothing to do with my life in Los

But I'm just going to sit there and nod and smile. No, ma 'am. I'm very sorry.

I will never do it again. It was a big mistake.

It won't happen again.

I've learned a lot from it. I've had a lot of time to think about it. Maybe now

is the time for you to do some positive work.

Stop thinking about yourself.

What he did in Hawaii was totally all about him, and he got busted.

I want Jack to stop thinking about Jack Taylor and start thinking about other

people. You remember Covenant House, right? All the kids that came here and

did the dinner for them.

I hope you're all hungry, you guys.

So we're doing a clothing drive, and you can, you know, get some stuff of yours.

Absolutely. I know Tom and Tom have tons of stuff, too, that they would love to

give. Come with the guys to the house and, you know, start. You're not doing

some good for others. I would love to do that. I don't think you're a bad

person. I'm not a bad person. I just do dumb things. Sometimes you do bad

things. I'm working on that.

Hi.

Welcome, welcome.

Hey, the smell's getting here.

What? Hi.

Tom's wearing new ice feet.

What?

You guys are so cute.

Lala wears the hoop earrings better than anybody, except J -Lo and Beyonce.

I love it. I'm telling you, though, I do need new gold hoops, so don't take them

out. It's awkward.

We bought you a gift. Yeah, we got you guys a housewarming present. Sort of

clapped up the joint. Yeah, really just like... I'm going to try and make eye

contact right now.

Me and Lola? Yeah. You guys are so... Aw.

You did not need to bring anything. I really appreciate it. I really

it. It's in there.

I can't just sit here.

It's too awkward.

We can't just like... I'm going to throw up.

Hi.

I wish there was like...

You know,

I knew it was going to be awkward to see Sandoval, but, like, it's really

awkward because he's just ignoring me.

Let's make shots. Let's make shots.

Hey, remember me?

We used to be friends for, like, a really long time. I know we don't like

other, but I still exist.

You guys, we made shots.

Oh, wait. We made shots.

These are icebreakers.

Cheers. I'm definitely not going to put up with any of her now, and I'm not

going to get emotional or upset. I'm just going to be very cut and dry.

It's been a while since we did that walk.

The fact that Stassi's going to be there, I mean, fine.

That doesn't change my mind. I'm still going to go because I do not run away

from that girl.

I haven't liked Stassi for a very long time.

So...

My tables are done.

What side work or what do I need to do?

You need to polish all the glasses in the main room and then make sure the

coffee bar is clean.

Thank you, Katie.

I have no idea what I'm going to say to her, but I got to think of something

good to start this off.

Hi. Hi, love.

How are you guys?

Good. How are you?

Smile. It's been like a year.

Since I've talked to Sheena.

Do you think I want to hang out with Kristen? I didn't say that. That's you?

You know what my big problem with you is. I guess I just choose my friends

wisely. That's why you don't have that many.

And every time I do it, it makes me hate her more.

Sorry, my hands are full.

That's for you.

Let's see, man. How's it going? Thank you for that. You're welcome.

That's very clever.

You know, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot

Grigio.

Pinot Gris? I have to.

I haven't been friends with Jossie in a very long time, but I know two things

she likes. Blue and Pinot Grigio.

So here you go, bitch.

Should we take more shots?

I'll do more shots.

I used to love confrontation. Now it's like that.

Cheers!

Are they all poisoned?

Tequila? Yes, I poison them all.

Definitely a little awkward.

Cheers. Cheers.

Oh my gosh, that is good.

Christina Kelly, I'm getting you a little buzz tonight.

Are we on drinks, babe?

Oh yeah, I just poured myself a shot.

Okay.

I'm certainly friendly with Sheena right now. We're cool. We can hang out. We

obviously care a lot about each other. The question is, will we be best friends

again?

No. I haven't spoken to you in a really long time.

It's been a while.

It's nice to see you, though.

I think Stassi is, uh... It's almost like seeing a ghost.

But, like, a bitchy ghost.

Like a bitch ghost.

Like a ghost that's a bitch.

You know, it's like... And that's the thing.

It's really hard to explain.

I don't really know where to go from here.

I'm figuring it out.

The thing is, like, you're staying with Kristen now, right?

I don't know if you realize how much that basically just kills anything that

you've ever stood for.

I don't think so.

Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. What that tells me about you is

your issues with Sheena and your issues with Katie were all really bullshit.

Because if somebody is not benefiting you in a certain way, it's like you'll

just discard them.

Stassi is trying to make sense of why she cut off Katie because Katie was

friends with Sheena because Sheena supposedly put the sex tape out. When

preach about morals in such an egotistical way and then conveniently

sleeping on Kristen's couch, how can you really trust anything that comes out of

her mouth?

When somebody hurts me to the point where I feel like...

If everything was going great in Stassi's life and she was going around

apologizing to people, that would be one thing.

But the bitch is homeless.

Like, she's desperate.

We'll finish this conversation at a later time.

Coming up.

You can't do that. I felt bad because I was harsh on her. I was really harsh.

How could you do that?

It's nice. I'm free tonight.

Brittany's got to play one of my shows.

What is she doing? She's working for Moni. She won't approve.

So, Hooters, Playboy Mansion.

Is it like a pajama? Well, actually, she sent me a picture, but this is like...

Is she wearing like a bra?

Oh, my God.

Dude, she isn't getting a boob job. Her boobs are mine. Wait, hold on. She's

going to get a boob job?

She wants to get her boobs done. He's paying for it. Make sure it's not too

You guys ready to order? I need a few more minutes. Can I have a chicken

quesadilla? Okay, perfect.

Just chicken tacos.

Okay. Can I get the tostada fresca?

Tostada fresca with chicken, okay. Thank you very much. You can get that

everywhere I go. Okay.

Thank you. I heard a little, what happened yesterday?

Well, I mean, mama comes up to me.

Hey, was she topless?

And then she goes, she's like, I get it, we don't like each other.

Like this. She got all snappy. Well, her attitude was so snotty. Well, I just

wanted to let you know that I will be having a party that I obviously don't

you to attend.

First of all, I would not expect an invitation or want an invitation or

like that.

I mean, why would I go? Oh, my God. I definitely avoided a huge train wreck.

she in a whiff faster right now?

Yes.

Welcome to my and Lala's humble abode. Thank you. Thank you guys for coming.

What can I get you, babe? You want a beer?

Thank you.

Are you kidding me?

Okay, fine.

Cheers. Cheers.

How was life?

Um, I'm okay.

I've heard a lot of things. I don't know what's true and what's not, because you

can't believe everything you hear. That's true. I don't know what you've

so I don't know what... I know you're staying with Kristen right now. The

who you hated the most, and that was your issues with me and Katie, going to

Miami, and you're like, oh, you think I want to be around people like Kristen.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me just establish the fact that my issue with Katie was

not about Kristen.

It was about you.

I actually hate Gina.

If I hated somebody and I saw that Derek's boyfriend was showing a video,

I would get on the phone immediately.

First of all, I would say, put that f***ing s*** away.

You're the one who f***ing told me about it. Yeah, I did tell you about it. In

the middle of work, laughing about it. I did tell you about it. We don't even

talk about it. And then I just felt like, why am I ever going to talk to any

these people again?

It was the darkest point of my life. But that is where...

So my hurt came from, and that is where when Katie, all of a sudden I heard that

Katie was going to your bridal shower and then to your bachelorette party.

That's what it was about.

I didn't like you at the time when that was going around. But it doesn't

actually matter if you like somebody or not. That's like a line that should

never be crossed. And that's what I've apologized for, but I'm finishing my

sentence. So when he asked me for my contact with every website out there, I

said, are you f***ing kidding me? Absolutely f***ing not. And I told him.

You cannot do this.

So I'm very sorry that you've heard that and that you felt that way about me for

the past year and a half or however long it's been. But I would absolutely never

do that.

Like that's so low.

I could never do something like that to anybody.

Not even you.

Okay. So I'm really sorry that you thought that.

I really appreciate that. And I really actually, I believe you.

Sheena denied having any involvement for a year and a half. And if she just

would have admitted to the little part she played in it back then, I would have

gone to Miami.

Probably would have gone to her wedding.

Katie and I would still be friends.

I am just happy to get this story straight now. I have realized.

That, like, I have lost out on a lot of things and a lot of good people because

that's how I cope. Like, that's how I protect myself. It's like, you, you're

done. And that is where I was wrong.

There is still a part of Stassi that is self -serving. You know, she wants her

friends back. But hearing Stassi say she was wrong, that felt really good.

I need more tequila. I don't know if you do. Yeah. I need a cocktail.

Are you getting any updates?

She gave us a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and she said it was a clever gift.

Awesome. Doc is also on this apology tour kind of situation, which brings me

you. You went out with her, didn't you? Yeah. What happened?

I mean, it was pretty brutal.

Did she say, hey, I want to be friends again? I told her the prospect of you

guys rekindling that friendship is...

It's far -fetched. I mean, for me, like, I don't want to talk to her because she

hurt me. I had this unwavering loyalty to her that she took advantage of. I

mourned my friendship with Dossie, and I mourned it until I forgot, and all

those feelings have come back up now that she's back.

My life is a lot different than it was a year ago. What did you say about the

engagement, by the way? Did you say anything? Oh, my God, yeah.

I invited her to the engagement party.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

What? I invited her to the engagement party.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

No, no, no, no, no. I was so... No, Tom.

Listen, I was... Tom, you can't do that. Listen, I was so mean to her that I

felt like... Listen, listen, let me just explain. First of all, it's our

engagement party, so you don't invite... Let me explain.

Can I explain?

Can I explain?

Why would you just extend an invitation like that?

Well, because I felt bad because I was harsh on her. I was really harsh. I

care if you feel bad.

Tom of anybody knows that I don't want to see Stassi and I don't want her at my

engagement party. You have to realize that was my best friend and you saw me

when it happened. I was destroyed by it. I know, I know.

Maybe I was a little gung -ho with the invitation to the engagement party.

I didn't fully think it through, you know. Maybe I am a sucker.

But if you ask me, I'd say Stassi is changed.

Even now what she's doing is selfish.

This is selfish what she's doing. This is a really good time in my life.

And she's like tainting it. I told her to reel it back and tread lightly.

You don't do what you did and walk away from here and then think a text message

is going to win me over. It's not going to happen.

Like I...

want so bad for her to realize what she did and like realize kind of like the

friend I was to her but like I don't think she's ever gonna realize that and

that's just like really hard like I don't think she's she's never gonna get

because she doesn't know how to be a friend coming up you got through the

you got through to Sheena these are stepping stones to get to Katie like

working your way up the totem pole you have a shot I have a shot

Breakfast is served.

Yeah. Red Bull and vodka at noon.

And just, can I say, you are the most fun person I've ever lived with.

I'm really, right? I'm really fun. You are.

Maybe I won't get my own.

Kristen is just fun.

I mean, she's laid back and relaxed with me and she wants to drink all the time.

I mean, like at any hour.

La la.

I was at her, well, my apartment.

Oh, yeah. My apartment.

In your bedroom. In my bedroom, first of all. She's, like, super ghetto and...

No. Well, she wasn't dressed classy.

She's not classy, so I wouldn't assume.

Like, I'm telling you, she was so nice to me. Like, I can't, well, I just,

can't with Lala. I can't. I was not formally invited to Lala's stupid party.

You know some people are, like, a step down from where you are?

Lala's, like...

A few stories down, like many, many flights of stairs down from where I'm

Oh my God, so much happened last night. Okay. Sheena and Shay walked in and I'm

like, time to make shots.

And she goes, I could be a fly on that wall.

Yeah. I genuinely believe in her apology and she owned up to it. And right when

she did that, I was like.

Oh, my God. I can let any of this... Like, I feel like now I can let it go.

Yeah. And then when I was talking to Sheena and we were getting to a place

we were both like, I understand you and I understand you.

You were like, I want Sheena back in my life. And I'm like, I actually think I

want to go have a drink with you and hang out. Does it feel so much better,

like, being our whole family back together?

It's not really back together.

Not yet.

No, but it's just... It was a very... You got through to Schwartz. You got

through to Sheena. These are stepping stones to get to Katie. Like, you're

working your way up the totem pole.

I really miss the days when it was Katie, Stassi, and I. And as badly as I

us to be one big happy family all over again, it's not going to happen that

fast, and I can't force anyone on anyone.

I feel like if I can get, like, the people that have been hating me to

believe me, then I feel like I'm one step closer to Katie.

You have a shot. I have a shot.

My band is called Charles McMansion. My inspiration for the music is...

Let's get people off their ass and get them dancing.

Dude, I'm shooting a music video. I mean, I'm already paying for production.

Like, we brought a session musician.

Yeah, just mute it.

Yeah. Holy shit. What kind of tab are you running up?

Dude, it's not cheap. I'm already in the thousands. I imagine, yeah. I mean, I

need to make money.

Speaking of which, man. Yeah. Are you ready for this meeting or what?

We have a meeting with Pandora and Jason, and every meeting I feel like

been a lot of Schwartz talking and me having to do damage control, and I feel

like I haven't been able to sort of slide into my vibe and my game. If I'm

honest with you, my feet got a little cold.

Really? Yeah.

Why? I feel like I'm either all in with this or I'm all out.

There's no in between for me, and I think I'm all out, dude.

For me, it's like still when I go to auditions and castings, like, I'm fun.

exciting. I've been doing pretty good with the modeling and the acting stuff.

I'm not killing it, but I'm doing pretty good.

Yeah, that looks good.

And right now I want to focus on that, and I don't need a job getting in the

way. Did you tell Katie?

No, I haven't told Katie. I didn't even think about that. Dude, she's going to

fucking kill you. Like, why not just do it part -time?

I think she'll understand.

She's going to understand.

Listen, what else can I say? I don't think she's going to understand.

I think she's going to be fucking smirked. She's going to understand.

Dude, you're going to be kicking yourself in a couple months from now.

Eh, we'll see.

When I'm basically getting paid to party.

Is everything okay?

Did you want another glass of the white?

So, darling. Hi. How many covers did you do tonight? There was a little over

300. That's good. Good for a Tuesday.

Any problems?

No. Everyone has been happy. Happy? Yeah. No mistakes. I like to hear. Mm

How about you? I saw Miss Jossie the other night.

I've seen her. Trust me.

Yeah. It's...

did not go anywhere remotely close to where I thought it was going to go. This

is a lot for me to say, but I really believe she's genuine.

She's sorry.

But there's still a part of me that actually looks at her and wonders how

-serving this is. But it felt good to just at least be able to let go of hurt

and anger and all of that.

You're always forgiving. You want everybody to get on that, so you are.

I think Sheena wants to live in this idle world with unicorns and rainbows.

And she doesn't actually hold people accountable for their actions. She

their responsibility.

And I think sometimes she might sweep just a little too much under that rug.

I don't know how Katie's going to feel about it. She's still not there with it

yet. You didn't have as much investment in the relationship as Katie did now.

Katie used to be differential to Stassi.

And then suddenly, when Stassi treated her like she did, you saw the

emancipation of Katie.

You saw Katie kind of suddenly come out and become her own person.

I think they should have a conversation so Katie can get just everything that's

still bothering her out. Let Katie do it in her own time. Oh, no, I'm not, like,

encouraging it.

Okay, come on, let's get back to this. All right.

It's good to be back.

Yeah? It's good to be taken again.

Welcome back, dude.

Welcome back. I'm back.

I'm a little rusty. It's all good.

Tomorrow we have Kyle Chan's thing. Are you going to that? Oh, yeah, yeah. That

should be a good event.

Yeah, it's fun, dude. Kyle Chan, he's an L .A. jewelry designer and actually

designed the ring that Schwartz gave to Katie. He's throwing a party at Pump.

celebrating marriage equality.

I'm

not

trying to be a dick, but I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn band all the

time. You know, I want to be a good friend and have some faith in you, but I

don't think you're going to follow through with this.

Sorry. Touching public.

Touching public.

CIP. Just for the tip.

Coming up. It's the second time. You went out just like big bloody wussy

Well, who's this for again?

Doesn't matter what it's for. We're helping out kids.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

The closet's the same size as my apartment.

Show me what you're giving.

Look at these brand new boots. They're a gift, but they're too big.

You know, I love helping people out. This is a great cause.

And if it makes Kenley feel like me more, I'm all for it. It's a win -win.

But these are like brand new stuff.

I mean, this has got a bloody security tag on it.

Oh, see? Look, that's nice. I want that, yeah.

What is this jewelry?

Can I have that? I can get this tailored.

Jack, try this on. Jack, do not be trying any of that on.

I'm hoping that they're not going to take some of Ken's clothes and put them

their own wardrobes. It should take you five minutes.

But I have a feeling I'm hoping for too much. Whoever brought that?

Who?

Disgusting. Dude, that's one of Jack's. That's from a sheet girl right here,

dude. Yeah. Dude, it's so nice.

Hey, guys, look.

Right there.

What the?

Let me.

Is that a nipple?

Dude, I'm taking that. Click.

Going right to the highway reel. Oh, my God. Dude, she's really hot. I don't

have a second thought about gaining now.

I've often fantasized about what Lisa looks like topless, and I think I just

to seize this moment and, you know, indulge.

She is gorgeous.

Take it all in.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Hey. Tom, Lisa wants you downstairs. She wants to talk to you.

I'm dreading seeing Lisa because I seek Lisa's approval, and just knowing that

she's going to be disappointed in me about quitting the sangria thing is

me, but I still feel like I made the right decision.

Okay, let's cut to the chase. You know why I wanted to talk to you, right?

Yeah. Andy told me that you told her that you can't commit to doing the LVP

Sangria. I think I was naive about the amount of time necessary to commit.

And I feel like if I do this, I want to go 100 % on this. And I'm not ready to

go all in.

This is the second time you've went out, just like big bloody wussy pussy.

I felt like shit about this, to be honest.

However... The reason which I backed out, I thought to myself,

did book a job, but also I had a date booked with Panora and Jason to do an

event. I would choose the job, and I felt like that's not fair for them to be

the back seat, you know? You are now entering a different phase of your life

where you have asked Katie to marry you. And so you've got to follow through

with the rest of your life with commitment, committing to things.

I work my ass off because that's when you want to get from here to there. You

have to work your ass off. You don't have to faff around going to a little

bloody casting.

The idea is I'm building up to something. How long is it going to take

build up to that? I'm making excuses for myself.

That's exactly what you're doing.

I mean, it's no surprise that Schwartzy quit. We were doing actually quite well

without him.

I just thought that maybe he wanted to do something for his future.

You have got to, you know, make a few changes, I think, in your life.

Duly noted.

All right, let's go.

All right, thanks, Lisa.

Bye, darling. Bye.

So I'm not with Alex anymore.

We're still really good friends. I love the guys.

I mean, I can either sober up right after dinner and go home, or we can get

drinks.

And I can sleep on your couch downstairs.

We had sex four times, and we're back to being friends.

Then I went on a dating app, and this guy was my first right swipe.

This is Carter.

I'm just noticing it's one of Kristen's many boyfriends that she keeps bringing

to different events.

Wait, did you guys know that she's not on the list for this party?

So Kristen has decided to come to another party that she wasn't invited

At a restaurant owned by a woman who despises her, the DJ is her very

and very recent ex -boyfriend. With a guy on her arm, she probably has no idea

what the hell he's getting into.

Just another night in the life of Kristen Doty.

How's it going?

Yeah, it's going great. I'm having a lot of fun, yeah.

All right, I don't want any distractions tonight.

Got it. And what are we drinking tonight?

One drink, remember?

One drink.

Lisa's obviously given me so much opportunity.

She's trusted me, and she's been such a good figure for me. I felt very bad when

I disrespected her.

I've been doing everything in the world, and you still praise Jack for his

monkey dumb ass.

You know, so I've been a bit of a drunken ass.

So time to pull back on the drinking and be on my best behavior.

Keep focused on it. Coming up.

Dude, stop acting like you're the number one guy in this group, man.

I'm the number one guy in the school.

Are you f***ing kidding me, Jack?

After party, your house?

Yes. You guys are more than welcome to come over after.

I want to talk to you, though. Okay.

Here's the thing.

We're going to get married, and we're going to have a future one day. So now

is time. is my business. I don't want you to be passing up opportunities

even exploring them.

I think Schwartz came to the conclusion that at this time, he just doesn't think

he can commit 100%. Oh, God.

We're going to eventually start a family, and I need to know that you're

to want to... I'm working on it. I know I'm kind of a mess right now. I don't

know what I'm doing right now. I'm working, and in the meantime, I'm just

sustaining until I figure out exactly what I want to do.

I have bet everything on this guy, and I don't want to be scared that I pick the

guy that can't commit to things because he's scared of failing.

So here's a time where I'm not going to defend you to people anymore. I'm like,

you know what? He is flighty. He is kind of like fair weather. He can't really

rely on him because he walks away from job opportunities.

Have I ever not paid rent? Have I ever not paid any of my bills on time? Did I

just buy you your dream ring?

You know, like, get off my back.

That was a pussy -ass move.

I was in a position where I was trying to transition out of acting and

You never did it in the first place, so don't compare what you did to me. I

never did what? You never, I mean, acting and modeling, really.

I'm not, I mean, I'm not trying to be an actor, but like, I know I wasn't trying

to put you down. I'm sorry, but I've been pursuing that since I was like two,

seven. You decided this when you were like, what, 25? So shut up about that.

That was a really hard time for me to give up.

It's not about what my resume is at.

It's not about what modeling jobs I did or what acting gigs I booked. I want Tom

to get it into his head now that he is capable of so much more than what he's

doing now.

The word on the street is that you may be doing a little upgrade in this. Yeah,

I might be.

My doctor, John, he really discounted heavily on my nose.

If he heavily discounted, I told her I'd take care of it. Brittany really wanted

a disc surgery, and I happen to be really good friends with the doctor.

Brittany, you know, put up so much with this whole sunglass thing, standing by

my side. So this is a nice gift that I can give her.

You know what? I think I figured it out. Jack should be dating maybe like a

mound of clay where he can mold all of her opinions and thoughts and boobies

way he wants.

But he's not. He's dating Brittany.

Everybody, especially Pomp and Lisa for having us. And also I'm really, really

happy that you just be able to marry the one that you love.

Thank you.

I'm really annoyed.

Why? George?

Yes? What do you do?

For starters.

You know how he's going to do the sangria stuff with his mom? He quit

actually started. I mean, maybe I wouldn't be as annoyed with him if he

just also extend an invitation to stop you to our engagement party.

He invited her to our engagement party.

How are you not more mad? I would be so pissed. No, I'm not mad. I've had a day

and a half of just, like, wanting to smack him silly. But that was, like... I

mean, I haven't even talked to her. I don't even know if I want to talk to

I just don't understand what changed, like, how she was able to turn you guys

both around. I just know how manipulating she can be. I feel like

just picking them all off.

Listen, I need my girl to be drunk right now. She's going to meet John Lakey in

the morning. Wait, how big are you going to go? She's getting triple Ds. A full

C, small D. I'm not being inappropriate, but we discussed we like Sarah.

Freddie and I were kind of looking at pictures of what she wanted to go on for

her chest. So I just so happened to acknowledge Peter's girlfriend's boobs.

like, well, these are nice.

Heck, she should be a boob model.

Okay, Sarah's a way bigger D. Hers are double Ds. If I'm going to help finance

this, I want them how I want them.

Listen, I don't want porn star boobs.

I don't like that.

Natural teardrop naturalness.

It's not what you want, though.

It's not your paper doll that you're going to pick out what the boobs she

Right? It's also her body. I'm not going to pay for something that I don't like.

Nope, nah.

If anyone said, I'm not going to pay for something I don't want, I would

immediately be like, okay, well then no thank you. I apologize. I'm sorry. I

didn't mean to say it like that. I'm just putting you in check, dude, because

that's weird. It's a mistake. I didn't mean to be crazy.

Jackson's been acting kind of weird the past few days, and I don't know what it

is. I don't know if it's Britney.

I don't know if it's the arrest.

I'm not sure what it is, but he's definitely acting strange.

Hey, man, how you doing? I'm fine.

You all right? Yeah.

I mean, I know Lisa was giving you shit. I know Katie was giving you shit. I

know that I flaked on this whole sangria thing, and it's kind of a bad look, but

they're, like, taking this and they're extrapolating.

Everything's going to be fine.

And she's like, are you going to do this with every job? And Lisa's like, are

you going to do this with every job? Like, you've got to get your shit

Are you rubbing it in my face?

So you're going to rep our company.

You talked to Pandora, didn't you?

What are you talking about over here?

No, I'm just, you know, sports is going through some shit.

Which, by the way, I know you're inviting Stassi to the engagement party

stuff. Dude, what the f***, man?

A week ago, we were all in agreement that we're not going to talk to her. Now

you guys are falling one by one. She's not falling. She knows how to... She's

got tact. She went to the weekend season first. You're right.

However... I was so hard on her. Like, making someone cry. Like, I was like...

What have I done inside?

It's not just you. You're thinking for Katie, too, dude. And Katie's got such a

grudge against Stassi right now. It's like, take it down like five knots. Come

on. He's had a rough night, man. So you invited her to your engagement party

without telling Katie? I appreciate your concern, but I have it under control.

She's manipulating you. No, no, no. She did not manipulate me. You honestly got

to stop being such a pussy. I'm not a pussy.

I'm not a pussy.

Clearly, Stassi even knows it, too, because she knew to go to you first.

No, no, no, no. Dude, just stop, man. He's had it. Dude, you're a weak link.

Dude, I'm sorry.

Dude, I'm right. I hear what you're saying. It was his choice to go meet

Stassi. It's like, dude, it's like, dude, if you got drunk and, like, you

Shay wrecked a car and he broke his leg and, like, all of a sudden, like, I want

to talk about my band or something. It's like, dude, that's... Shut the fuck up.

What about your fucking band?

No, dude, it's not about that. He's just had a fucking rough day, man. Like,

dude, just be a...

I'm out.

I gotta walk it off. You guys figure it out.

I'm out.

Dude, stop acting like you're the number one f***ing guy in this group, man.

I'm the number one guy in this group.

Are you f***ing kidding me, Jack?

F*** you, man.

You don't get to decide that your ego is just gonna try and pull f***ing rank on

me or something?

Dude, there's other people here besides you, man.

I know that.

tough day too oh my god okay look okay so fine fine going under the knife my

girlfriend's in there talking about going into surgery okay fine so

getting a boot job schwartz is constantly getting castrated he's a big

can handle it stuff you say from like that you know tom sandoval sometimes can

just piss me off because he thinks like he's the team captain like he knows best

and his word means everything this isn't all about you man Stop, dude. I didn't

say it was a... Forget you even said that. Dude, don't say things like that

me.

Stop, man.

Stop trying to hold his hand. Let him do his own battle.

You know, Sandoval really has no right to get pissed with me because I'm saying

what's on my mind, and I do tell the truth. People just don't want to hear

Next time on Vanderpump Rules... We're here.

Throwing some Ds on that bitch.

Think they both won't be happy.

Ow, ow.

You can see my nipple.

Inviting me lingerie shopping with Sheena.

Sweeping our shoes under the rug.

How is it sexy?

You turned up loaded.

Kristen showed up too. You said, you're not talented.

I'm above you. I'm James Kennedy.

Go away and grow the f*** up.

Like, go f*** yourself.

Okay. I feel like...

I'm not accepted if I'm not talked about. But at 36, I mean, can I change?

I can take care of all my friends. And you guys can talk shit about me like I'm

a backstabbing, selfish piece of shit.

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