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Previously on Vanderpump Rules, Starcy's back. And if she comes back, Jason's

going to have to come and bring me first. All I ever wanted Starcy to do

acknowledge exactly what I did for her.

Welcome to Hawaii, guys. My mom sent me screenshots of, like, the whole

conversation that her and Sheena had.

He's very good at convincing her of what he wants.

I'm sorry.

Does the truth hurt?

If you are worried about me, talk to me. Talk to Tom.

Don't talk to my mom.

You remember Kevin Jackson's old friend?

It's been brought to our attention that...

You have a girlfriend.

I have an ex -girlfriend.

The whole sex tape thing shook my world. Sheena was wrong, you know, for the

fact that she showed it to people. I've compromised a lot of my friendships.

She walked away from my friendship. She's every... I just want her to stay

far away from me as possible.

And they're like, oh, you're wasting your wasted. And I was like, no, I'm

can tell when you drink a little too much because you get a look in your eyes

and you get an attitude. That was fine until you started bringing it up.

Seriously? The email is $11 ,000.

Jack has to ruin it for all of us and get...

I'm going to get on the phone.

Yeah. All right.

I don't have any deodorant. I don't have anything. I don't have a toothbrush.

I mean, Tom and Ariana, I guess, were bringing my bags back.

Thank God my friends were there. I know. Thank God Tom was there. Thank God

Sheena was there. Thank God.

Katie was there. I know. I don't know what you would have done. No, I don't

what I would have done without them being there.

I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to... Over a pair of

sunglasses. I know.

It wasn't about, oh, I have no money and I need to take some glasses so I can

show that my girlfriend that I care for her. It wasn't about that.

I don't know.

Probably the most painful thing I had to see was her face.

Her looking at me in sheer disappointment.

I'm sorry. I'm really embarrassed.

I don't know why I did that. I really don't. I know you are a good man. It's

about that. It's just like sometimes you don't make the right choices.

It's not me that I'm upset about right now. It's the other people.

I can take care of myself.

I can sit in jail or whatever, whatever. It's the other people that I hurt.

You just got here. Like, this is not what you signed up for.

You're just going to have to prove yourself to me, to your mom, to

mean, you just got to make sure that nothing like this ever happens again.

Sorry.

I think I see my phone lighting up. I think Ariana's here.

Yeah, okay. I'm going to run down there and get my bags.

Okay.

This is the consequence of getting arrested in Hawaii.

Your friend, who doesn't even really like you all that much most of the time,

has to lug this 80 -pound bag back to your apartment in Koreatown. It's really

heavy. We put all your stuff into one bag.

I really appreciate you and Tom. I know Tom's not here. I think he's at the gym

or something.

Yeah. I ruined everyone's last day because they were all trying to figure

how to get me out of my situation.

The only thing was the pain he asked about. We rented a car so we could

on our last day because we had a late flight.

Saw some sights. We swam with some sharks.

Oh, man, I wanted to do all that.

So sorry.

Well, Tom, thank you so much. Thank you guys again.

You're welcome. I'll see you on the flip side.

Jesus,

what's in this thing?

Dead bodies?

Yeah. Lots of sunglasses.

Oh, Lord. Don't even joke about that.

He stole a $350 pair of sunglasses. No. In Hawaii. The bill was $11 ,000.

$11 ,000. What?

Everyone, hold on to your belongings.

He gave them to his girlfriend, and his girlfriend was, like, posting Instagram

pictures with them.

What?

A 36 -year -old man steals sunglasses? What the hell are you thinking?

He's got to be a klepto, like a kleptomania. He's just got to steal

for the rush of it. For a minute, I was like, this guy, he's a good -looking

dude. After this trip, I'm like, you could not be any more unattractive to

There is nothing hot about a dude straight out of jail because he stole a

of sunglasses.

Like, pass them to Bernie, handle this.

If he was, like, some sexy drug dealer, had a ton of money, that's hot.

You stealing sunglasses is lame.

To be a fucking dumbass, I mean, don't go getting caught, you idiot.

Just step in the head, dude.

Hello. Hey, how's it going?

Oh my God, it came from Jax's house.

I didn't really know what to say.

Seems like it's his favorite way to learn.

The hard way?

Yeah.

The best case scenario is that Jax is going to wind up on probation for a

long time, and Jax is not good at being good. He's in trouble here. I can't

believe that I would even do such a favor for Jax. I did, so he better not

like a dick ever again to me.

It's open.

Oh, hi.

Hi. Hi.

You guys look bronze and beautiful.

Well, you know. I know. It got to the point where I had to stop laying out

because I was so tan.

Oh, my God. It's rough.

You look a little rusty.

A little rubble. It's been, what, a year since you've waited tables? You must

have forgotten how to carry a few plates.

Okay, so I have, like, a billion effing questions.

What the hell happened?

With Jack.

It's one thing to borrow a couple bottles of Vanderpump vodka. It's

steal designer sunglasses from a store.

I literally woke up to a text from my girlfriend, Christina.

Like, I heard this now on social media. Jack got arrested. I'm like, wait, what?

I'm like, what are you talking about? Class C felony.

He is so...

Jack doesn't think. He doesn't think.

One thing we know about Jack is that Jack has zero impulse control. We just

never thought he would, like, take it to this level.

Like, he ruined his own birthday.

So how's it been hanging with Kevin?

Did he move in, all of his stuff? Kevin decided to stay in town. Uh -huh.

Until I don't know when.

Before Jack switched to Hawaii, Jack introduced me to this friend, Kevin.

We hit it off.

Like... A little single summer fling.

This is why I watch porn.

So he's been kicking it here, and I get a

text, like this is the best week of his life, that he was in love with me. What?

Yeah, I don't know how to tell him to leave. I don't know how to tell him to

slow down.

I don't know. I got to have the talk, I guess. I know I'm awesome.

I know that I'm a great catch, but Kevin, back off.

Anyway. What happened with you and Ariana?

I'll fill you in briefly because I just feel weird talking about them with you.

There's just this whole big thing that it didn't need to be.

Ariana told me that her mom hit you up. His cocky attitude rubs off and you guys

have this we're better than everyone attitude. Are you kidding me? Like what

kind of friend have I been to you in the past like couple years?

I'm not sorry that I sent those texts. I'm not sorry for what I said. The only

thing I'm sorry for is that it hurt Sandoval's feelings.

I ended up just having to apologize for everything, even things I didn't want to

apologize for because it was a battle I was never going to win.

If she's your best friend, why the f*** would she get mad that you talked to

her? It was Tom who got mad. Right. So then what, she gets mad because Tom's

because she can't have her own f***ing opinion?

It's weird. It feels like the roles between Kristen and Ariana have

Ariana used to be the cool, fun chick. Kristen was the spiteful, angry one.

And now the roles have switched.

Dossie actually came over the first time. She's never been to my house.

We talked a lot about you.

I know she wants to talk to you.

No.

She misses you in sports.

Of course she does. She's an amazing friend.

She should miss her. I, like, moved on with my life, and I'm happier. I have

friends that actually appreciate and value my friendship. She doesn't deserve

any of that.

We, me, Jax, and others don't want her around, so she will not be welcomed at

all. She doesn't deserve it.

I feel like she's going to try to come around.

If I were you, I would stay away.

Coming up.

People get drunk all the time when they don't steal things.

Don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.

Oh, no, I know you know I can't let you go.

I'm addicted to the bad part.

Hi, welcome to Hitters. Hi, welcome to Hitters.

I'm not a big believer in fate.

My baby.

I'm not just your average Hooters customer.

I'm a VIP patron, 50 % off.

Well, thanks for coming on my first day.

Of course, I'm here to support you.

Oh, God.

The way Brittany has been handling this is great, standing by my side and

dealing with all this mess.

You said, I promise I'm going to...

No, I never said that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I never said that. I'm sure if this happened when I was dating

Stassi, I'd want to go back to jail.

Throw away the key.

What do you all want to drink? I'm not even thinking about drinking. Actually,

Peter just called me, and I have to go meet with Lisa later. She's not going to

be happy because this reflects poorly on her brand.

We were in Hawaii having fun.

I know, but it's a felony, dude.

It's intimidating going into Villa Rosa. She's going to let you out. It

literally is like Castle Grace. Remember He -Man? We're like Skeletor. Brittany,

we're about to splurge because it's on him. We're going to have his ass out of

jail.

Dude, 10 triple dog there.

Oh, yeah.

Honey barbecue?

There's not honey barbecue. Honey chipotle is good. Let's do chipotle

Tom. Brittany, can I get a buffalo chicken sandwich?

No ranch.

All right, well, let me get your drinks and stuff. All right.

Great job, baby. I'm proud of you. Well, thank you.

I'm sorry, the last time I was here, I don't remember the girl being with

depression.

So you spent... I have to take this. I'll be right back.

Hello?

You got a warrant for what?

No, no, I'm in California.

Yeah, but my lawyers are taking care of it.

I just feel drained.

Dude, we dedicated the remainder of our trip for that.

Getting his ass out of jail.

Any good news?

I'll just, you know, lawyer talk.

So if your lawyer wasn't your probation officer?

I don't have one of those.

You're going to have one.

You do realize it's a pair of sunglasses.

It's not a car. I didn't rob a bank.

It can be hard for Jack to admit to how ashamed he is.

I think he'd rather just be the mayor of Hooterville than to own up to that.

All right, I have the lead.

We're going to have to make room. Thank you so much. What's that one?

It's delicious.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

You know my friend Kevin? Your friend Kevin that was like banging Kristen?

He won't leave. He's been here all the time. He hasn't gone home yet. He's

here.

Hey, what's up, Stassi? Wine, mimosas, tequila, or DL of the above?

I'm on antibiotics, so wine. Are you guys really sure that wine has to do

antibiotics? I just feel like it's the most organic -y thing.

Like, it's made from grapes.

Especially after a breakup.

Especially after a breakup.

Patrick and I have been so up and down, and we've broken up a million times.

Come on over. I don't want to get in between you two lovebirds.

I have dated so many a**holes.

And I finally have a good guy, and I can't make it work.

Maybe that means I'm the ass.

When I'm in a relationship, like, that person is my everything.

I will give up anything for love. There's nothing wrong with that, though.

That's a good thing. There is,

though. You lose yourself in someone? I lose and I lost myself.

That's the worst thing you can do. I kind of know how that feels.

Homie, you've been here for a week. Are you serious? There's no way you're

losing yourself yet. Give yourself a good month. All right. Okay.

I understand this Kevin fellow is Jack's friend, but he might also be his

doppelganger, like, moving right in after, like, a week and a half.

What is wrong with these people?

This whole stealing sunglasses bullshit.

You know Jack. He steals.

My dad called me yesterday, and he's like, when you brought Jack to New

for Christmas, my dad's girlfriend had all of these expensive, like...

Agent, provocateur, stalking, and those were all missing.

So he had to have given them.

No, he had to have given them to the girls he was cheating on me with because

didn't get them.

Everybody knows that he steals.

I'm ready to get rid of this. Memories.

Memories. He literally stole this for me, like, the first week we were dating.

Like, how romantic.

This was stolen, but I grew attached to it before I realized that it was stolen.

So, like, I feel like it's mine.

I didn't steal it.

It's just such a classic.

I'm not going to throw my friend under the bus, but Brittany doesn't lie. And

Kevin told Brittany that he kind of lives with his girlfriend.

You want to have a girlfriend, two girlfriends, three girlfriends, and hook

with a girlfriend of the type? Cool, dude. Go for it. That's your business.

Because God knows I've done my fair share of...

Those kind of things. And the thing is, I think she knew. I think she's just

trying to look good in front of Stassi.

There is no I think she knew. She knew. She full -blown knew.

Kevin was talking about his girlfriend in front of you, in front of Kristen.

Jax, you know that he had a girlfriend. He told us in Huntington, you're right

there with me. And I remember Kristen being like, you have a girlfriend?

Then later that night, Kristen hooked up with him.

She's used to that.

She has.

Dude, when me and Kristen started hooking up, she had a boyfriend the

time. This was after, like, probably the fourth time we had had sex. It was

like, I have a boyfriend, and then he pissed me.

It's kind of complicated.

That's an understatement.

Sometimes I wonder, are Jax and Kristen soulmates?

Are they?

You knew the secret, dude. All you have to do is give Kristen a compliment, then

those panties drop immediately.

You know that place we had brunch the other day? Yeah.

Do you want to go get it?

I can do that. Thank you. You know what I'll do? I'll text you the menu when I

get there so you guys can tell me what you want. Yeah, that's what's up. Okay.

And I'll bring it back. Perfect. All right. Thank you so much. No problem.

I liked him until he became a stage five clinger.

I'm sorry. He just got here and I'm like, you know, I just like lost myself

love. And he's like, I know.

Please don't compare your week -long romance to my two -year relationship.

You feeling okay? I was sobbing all of yesterday.

I don't know in, like, a different time if I had my shit together.

You know what I mean? It would make it so much easier. But, like, I don't have

my own place right now.

My life's just kind of, like, up in the air. And I'm, like, I'm kind of over it.

I'm actually going to snag Kev's spare key off his little rental car keychain

you can have it.

Am I moving in?

Obviously, you can stay here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did Kristen just offer to let me stay here?

Yes, I did. I hate her. I hate her. I want to

wrap a dildo in acid and give it to Kristen as a present.

And am I actually thinking about it?

Okay. You and I are going to snuggle in my bed. I'm really good at cuddling.

Kev can have...

I don't know if this says more about where I'm at with Kristen or where I'm

in my life. Get the group back together again.

Hi, here's to Lisa.

Perfect. All right, thanks.

You know, generally, Lisa and I have this relationship where she usually

when I screw up. She thinks it's humorous.

Where is he? I want to kill him.

Coming up, make me understand why I justify keeping you in our employment.

Where is he? I want to f***ing kill him.

Hi.

Jacks.

I'll offer you a drink, but I don't think you deserve one.

Go on then.

Tell me. Well, I'm sure you've heard by now. I've heard everything.

I was... drunk.

That sounds like absolute bulls*** to me, and I'll tell you why. I blew over

legal limit. I couldn't even... Now you're telling me you're drunk. You're

either a liar, you're a drunk, or you're a thief. What is it, Jacks? Don't try

and pull the wool over my eyes. This is the time for you to admit what you've

done. Put your hands up. I know what I did was wrong. I know that. How many

times have you stolen from people?

Do you want a glass of wine?

Did you take this?

We may or may not know that I have this bottle.

All this silverware is from Sir.

I take it they're not gifts.

Jay's my little girlfriend, and he stole his silverware.

You know he still does that? No, I don't.

How many times? Yes, how many times? Jack, you always think that you can take

what's not yours. This is just your story going through life.

You feel you can sleep with somebody even if it's your best friend's

You feel that you can walk into a shop and you can take something without

for it. I mean, do you feel that you could just take something from me and

am I any different? I'm not.

It's not about what he took.

It's about the principle of it.

And I, as a business owner, am very sensitive to that.

How do I trust you?

I don't trust you. How can I trust you with money that you're handling every

day?

I screwed up, and I screwed up big time.

Sure did.

I'm not a bad person.

If it walks like a duck, it talks like a duck.

You have to understand, I'm...

it's utterly embarrassing.

I'd almost rather be stuck back in jail than go through all this. You have to

make me understand why I can justify keeping you in our employment.

I know I haven't been the best employee in the world, but it's more than just a

job. It's kind of like my home, and I don't have a lot in this town.

So I just, I hope, I guess I just pray, because I don't really have another

choice.

You let me try to earn your trust back.

I don't know how we go forward from this place, and I'm very honest with you. I

don't care whether you need the money. I am definitely suspending you for a

couple of weeks.

I'm 36 years old. To make a mistake like this, there's just no word for it. I

just have to remember when I do things that it doesn't just affect me, it

affects other people.

Just go now.

And think very carefully about your future. That's what I would do.

Hey, Tom, I've started doing the paint.

I have two of them in here.

I have four more.

Oh, careful, careful, careful.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Give me something to put this.

Tom's apartment previously was a combination of fratty guy stuff mixed

with, like, whatever ex -girlfriend of his had thrown in there.

I can't screw this up right now.

I'm going to use that shot.

What's harder, painting the wall or putting down the paper?

I mean, the guy lived in the apartment for 10 years and still has vertical

blinds. Gross.

It's Sheena and Shay's one -year anniversary, isn't it? Yeah. It just

because I just want to be happy for them today, but I need a breather from her.

Sheena and I are tapping into a deeper issue with our friendship.

Believe that Sheena has some resentment and a little jealousy of Tom and I's

relationship. Dude, I would like to not be around any of them for like a hot

sec. Yeah. That'd be nice. She really has those feelings of resentment because

spend more time with Tom. I think there's just going to be a little less

Sheena and I. I think I have a nice name for my art piece.

What is it? I call it Overcoming the Obstacle.

Did I get you guys something to drink?

Yes. Can you make a good Moscow Mule? Okay, we'll do that.

All right, cool, guys.

I'm not driving.

If you're suspended for two weeks, you're on vacation.

We're going to go and have some fun. So once you're shot, let's congratulate me

and get suspended from search.

So by the way, you're going to be picking up the cab because I'm broke.

Wait, what the f***? Hold on.

I got suspended from work for two weeks, which is better than being fired.

But in hindsight...

She has a job.

So... That's not hindsight.

It's not?

Is Kevin coming here?

Busting into his guys. Maybe he just won't come. Okay, Kristen, you were

him. Liking.

Okay, but you guys were having a good time.

Starting this hot, made out, proud of last, hooked up.

Everything was awesome. Okay, when you stay hooked up, you had sex. Yes, we had

sex. Okay, he has a girlfriend, so I'm not going to say it. He has a girlfriend

now? Don't get mad at what I'm going to say. This is what I think. Don't get mad

about this. We thought you knew. Then he lied to me. I would have never in a

million mother... In years, even consider kissing him if I knew that he

doing that stuff. Don't look at me like that. Kristen loves a relationship. She

will stick with some guy years beyond. It's her expiration date. I've never

Kristen get sick of a guy.

Kristen tried to play the whole I didn't know because she didn't want to upset

Stassi. And she didn't want Stassi to think that she was still a homewrecker.

Can I ask you a question?

Do you have a girlfriend?

No, no, no. Did you know in the beginning? But you did know. I already

told you that we were, we still had our places.

We were rekindling things. Did she think you were her boyfriend, Kevin?

It wasn't official, but yes, we've been hanging out a lot, yes.

You are worse than Jax has ever been.

And it is really unfair for you to think her like that and to bring me into it.

All I can say is I'm sorry. I won't lose sleep over it.

I never said who you are. That's fine.

I don't think you're bad. We banged. We made out a few times. I thought you were

cool. I was wrong. Bad judgment.

Lesson learned. Go away.

I just want to say that I am sorry for everything. And you don't ever have to

forgive me.

I understand that you won't.

I'll walk you out. I'll walk you out.

Last time I'm sorry, I haven't healed you. Bye.

Is it too much to ask for to find an awesome guy, an awesome job, sweet and

genuine and charming?

I'm 5 '9 and beautiful.

I can't believe this.

Bye, bitch.

Bye.

Coming up.

Get the back up, like right there.

Did my butt look good?

Grab it.

Oh, it's like 11.

I just saw that apartment.

It's so nice. Like, it looks like a hotel, but it was the size of this room,

literally, like, where do I put my shoes?

I need coffee.

I'm, like, cursed when it comes to apartments.

When Jax and I were living together, he did some damage, and my name was on the

lease, so that affected my credit. Every time I feel like I'm hitting rock

bottom, like...

Something else just happens. It's like, no, she can always get worse.

And I'm staying with someone who's Mike's boyfriend.

Wife. So, where does one go from here?

I was meeting Jackson Brittany for drinks.

Wait, was Kevin there?

Oh, yeah.

How did that conversation go?

Told him that he was a douche and a liar.

And he can crawl back to his ex -girlfriend, and I hope she doesn't take

back. I'm almost, like, glad that he ended up being sick of that person

it was so much easier to take him out of my apartment.

This is a total squatter trade -up. Out with Kevin and in with Stassi.

So, Saturday, I am going to go see Lisa.

That's going to suck. It is so going to suck. I mean, Katie is, like, nothing in

comparison to how, like... Yeah. Well, honestly, I've been so, like, fed up

this whole sex tape thing. A year and a half ago, the day that I moved to New

York to be with Patrick, I'm just told my ex -boyfriend, not Jack, is trying to

sell a tape of me doing the M word. What a dick.

I technically got laid that night. I masturbated. Oh, well, that's good.

I've never done that before. I don't think you can do that with somebody.

I don't think you can do it. I've never done it before. And then finally I was

like, okay, I'm just going to muster the strength. And I was like, I'm just

going to do it. Really? But not your face? Just your VJ?

No, because he wanted to see my face. Yeah, of course.

Lisa was talking to me. Lisa's like, he came in and said he wants $900 for it.

I'm like, I'm not giving him $900.

And then Lisa calls me and she's like, I took care of it. And I'm like, what?

Like we paid him $90 cash and like you gave him cash, so there's no record of

And you didn't make him sign anything.

I just feel like I need to go and talk to her and I just want to be like listen

Thank you for doing that for me. Yeah bottom line if I'm trying to

make things I Will never win it only makes my life

harder to be fighting with her

I'm looking at event bases for an engagement party. We could have a party

boat. That would be really cool.

I would love that.

I like unique things like this. It's an idea.

Would this be a good wedding location?

Bobby, let's not get ahead of ourselves now. You're giving me anxiety over here.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi. It's good to have my money.

Did you bring your checkbook?

Um, I actually...

I don't do anything like that. Do you do Uber, though? No, because people can

get your account numbers. You leave your debit card everywhere you go.

Yeah, that's true.

And your phone unlocked with your dick pic.

I noticed that Jax never said thank you about me bailing him out of jail. All

right, I'm sending the money over. But if I had to choose between thank you and

the money, I'm going to choose the money.

Welcome to the future, daddy. Welcome to the future, man. Did you guys have a

good time in Hawaii? Other than my little fiasco? Forget about it. Yeah,

was amazing. It was the best shit ever. Did you have a good time? No, we had

every intention.

Did you consummate? There was 14 people with us. Every time we turned around,

there was a knock on the door. He was downstairs and I was downstairs. We were

like, we're all over the place.

Day 17. My penis has remained flaccid. You gotta spice it up.

It's kind of starting to...

be a big deal, you know? People are asking me, and it's sort of turning into

this thing.

You want to know what popped out on my phone yesterday?

Another text message from Stassi Schroeder.

Did you respond? Did you respond? I didn't respond. No, she wrote me off,

was just like, hey, let's talk.

I'm not saying it's the reason, but ever since Stassi's been out of Katie's

life, I think I've liked Katie a lot more.

Chris and I are finally just, like, getting back to being friends and not

like... weird or strained or awkward or there's no tension and this is not going

to help our friendship so dude wait hold on a sec this could be dangerous

because now no one could be like yo you owe me money i hope you learned a lesson

man i know well since i have no money i have nowhere to be no job i'm gonna go

hang out at britney's work i might have to steal some beers because i can't

bring your own beers oh my god

Hilarious. All right. We'll talk to you soon. All right. Bye.

All right, man.

I'm going to take this off. It's hot.

I'm going to go ahead and take this off.

Just kidding. I'm not going to.

That was so not you. I know. I liked it.

Are you really going to take it off?

Love you.

Welcome to Ocean Prime. Have you dined with us before? No, first time.

Okay. Happy anniversary.

Oh, happy anniversary.

Thank you. Very nice.

All right, let's go ahead and get you seated.

A couple months ago, I didn't know if we were going to make it to a year mark.

I have been so miserable and lonely this past week. I've been so miserable and

lonely for two years. Why did you marry me? Why?

Do you regret marrying me? I thought Faye and I had the strongest marriage

Then I found out we needed to get stronger, and I think we're on that

I think I'm going to just try one of each of the prime cocktails.

Yeah, I'm down.

Berries and bubbles maybe first.

But it's like, then I want a cucumber gimlet, then I want a prime margarita.

Yeah, that sounds good. Then I want a black orchid.

Man, we got everything here.

It's nice like this.

Go all out. It's me and you, baby, you know? I feel contradicting sometimes

I'm telling Shay, you know, don't drink so much, and then I'm like, drink some

more, honey.

Oh, wow. Pardon my interruption. How are you doing tonight? Good, how are you?

This is a special occasion. It's our one -year anniversary, so it's probably

time to celebrate with a cocktail.

Or ten.

Do we want our cocktail sooner than later?

Yeah. I can make that happen. Thank you.

Well, should we want a toast?

This year has been a rollercoaster for both of us.

Especially me.

But I know I made the best decision of my entire life marrying you.

I love you. I love you.

It's still frustrating having her count my drinks or tell me when I can, this

and that. But at the same time, I married a hot, awesome person.

It's not worth it to...

fight over you're not an alcoholic and i don't ever want you to think i think of

you that way you're not hiding bottles in your backpack you're not waking up at

6 a .m and taking a shot of tequila and coming back to bed like yeah it's never

been the drinking that's so bad that it's like oh my god you need to go to

you're an alcoholic drink your champagne the key for shay is not to stay at home

be a shut -in sober person who never has any fun it's just he needs to find that

happy medium Don't get faith.

Don't be a bore.

Let's do the gimlet one next.

Do you want to do, like, the prime margarita? One of these, yeah.

Coming up.

Hey, Letha.

How are you, mate? What's going on? Good to see you guys. Good to see you.

Good to see you. Good to see you.

Obviously, I don't know how much you know about what we're doing here. Fill

in. So my brother and I started a company. It's called Related Garments.

Most guys don't mask their socks and underwear.

Well, they should.

They should, exactly. You just feel precious.

You know, I've done a lot of modeling in my life, so I know, obviously, how to

do it. Your butt.

Big handful.

I'm going to say yes to pretty much every opportunity I get to grab Lala's

Yeah, I like that. Okay, now you may need to get the back shot. No, no, back

Like right there. Perfect.

Perfect.

Your other leg out right there.

Perfect. Like that.

Modeling keeps me really busy. I do a lot of lingerie, a lot of swimwear.

Does my butt look good?

Grab it.

Clothing, not so much, just because of my body type. Unless it's spandex. I'm

really good at modeling spandex.

That's a wrap. Thank you so much. I think we've got to do one more, guys.

more? I think we've got to do a couple more.

I think that if you look at our chemistry, I feel like we have a

that's just, like, undeniable.

I've been having so much fun with you, and you know that I love you as a mate,

and, you know, but I like making out with you too, so I feel like we're just,

like, what are we, just friends that we're just making out all the time?

Yeah, and you can have anybody touch your peep. You can never get mad if

anything happens, because I've laid it out. I need a little bit of attention.

And if James can provide that and be okay with the guidelines that I've laid

down, I think we're going to be okay.

No sleeping together.

All right, fine.

Yeah? I mean, never?

Ever? Well, I mean, I don't intend to sleep with you. Okay, yeah, I don't

to sleep with you either. Fine.

From the start of Lala and I's relationship, it's been all about rules

regulation. No.

It could happen.

I'm just going to keep, like, breaking the rules and just hope I get into her

pants at some point. Thanks for clarifying.

You're welcome.

How many reservations do we have tonight?

142? Yeah. Have you got the tip book here? I just want to have a quick look

who's doing what. Who's doing really well?

Well, she and Katie are doing pretty good.

My strategy is to go into the restaurant before it opens, when I know Lisa's

there, and have an impromptu conversation.

Because I don't want her planning tons of stuff to say to me.

Like, why didn't I have a bottle of wine before I did this? I wouldn't order

wine with her, though. What if she offered it to me?

Ask for a tea.

No.

Why? It just kind of shows you, like, you've grown as a person. But I haven't

grown in that way. In front of her, you have.

Is it just Lisa in there, or is there anybody else there? Just Lisa.

You're going to be fine. Deep breath.

I feel like green is, like, an apologetic color, so.

Good luck. All right, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you.

I know I'm the last person that you want to see, and this old woman's kind of

busy, if you know what I mean. I think that was the last thing. You called me

publicly, Stassi. I don't really have any interest in anything you have to

to be honest.

I'd heard a lot of negative things that Stassi Schroeder had said about me. She

called me an old woman, my staff, a bunch of drug addicts. I understand

but... I'd like the opportunity to explain. Oh, sit down. What do you want?

Say what you want about me. I don't care anymore.

But don't diss my staff and my restaurant and my business. Oh, no, no,

no.

Where do you want to start?

Well, I was just completely disrespectful on many occasions.

A lot of the time. I'm glad you can laugh about it. Now it doesn't really

anything to me, but at the time it did hurt.

for you to be sitting there bad -mouthing me, bad -mouthing the

had a boss and you had a good friend.

And you f***ed it up. You really did.

When you were 22, you didn't have a bloody pot to piss in, you know? And you

came in here, and I really had your back.

I wish I hadn't, to be honest.

She gave me a job as a waitress.

I've served a few hundred crispy chickens in my time, poured some wine.

What do I owe you again?

You're calling me an old woman. Yeah, you're right. I'm halfway through my

Chelsea. You know what? I'm proud of my life.

I'm very, very sorry.

They're hollow words.

I want to say thank you for everything with the sex... I hate saying this word,

sex tape.

I was the one that met with the sleazy guy that I told you was sleazy all the

way along, and that's why I fired him. And you were in love with him. I went

there, and I gave him cash to save your ass. And then you dismissed it with me?

The way you treated me?

All I can do is try and apologize, and I'm doing my best. And you don't have to

accept it.

But I wanted to pay you back, and so I brought money to give you. I don't want

the money. I need you to take it. This is really hard. I'm really doing my best

right now.

I'm doing my best. I really am trying to do my best right now.

I'm sorry that I hurt everyone. I don't want your money. It's an insult.

You know what? I was just coming to apologize.

Hey, you can stay there. We've got more to talk about.

What more? You hate me, Linka.

You hate me. You know what? You're not important enough to hate. Get out.

You're not important enough to hate the death. That is so mean.

You're not important enough in my life for me to have that. You're making it

very clear that you don't want to see me right now. I want to know what you

want.

I promised myself I wasn't going to cry.

But like, Jesus, Lisa is really digging in and is making me feel bad about.

Pretty much every decision I've ever made in my life. It really is really

to swallow my pride right now. It is really difficult.

I'm sure you're sorry because it suits you now to be sorry.

I just want to make things right with people that I actually do care about.

And that's why you're here.

Darcy knows that if she wants to get back with this group, she has to come

confront me.

It makes me wonder how sincere this apology is. You've got to repair your

fences and build your own bridges again. And I don't know that all your friends

will welcome you back with open arms.

Because they were hurt.

Because, like, they've all forgiven each other for doing really shitty things, I

felt like, well, I can't... Because they're young and stupid.

How did you feel when she was engaged?

You know who Schwartzy came to? To ask about the ring.

He came to me.

He should have gone to you.

You gave up a lot of great friends.

They're not people that I want to hang out with. He was your best friend for

years. You're just going to hear whoever's willing to do what you want,

not okay.

That is what you do.

I don't know how they'll react.

You've been really stupid.

I'm just going to prove it to everyone.

That's all I can do.

Dawn, I know she got it. Thank you.

That's how a woman has to do some work.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

I'm having a launch party for my beauty blog. Unfortunately, I can't extend the

invitation. You're telling me I can't go to your event, Katie? The purpose of

this launch party is to gain exposure.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

You're disgusting.

You treat me like shit.

I don't even think of you. Shut up. I'm a f***ing man.

It's just another reminder that I'm missing out on milestones.

Darcy came by. He's like, I'm sorry. This is your bed. Now you can lie in it.

When you severed ties with Katie, it was so cold and so rigid.

You are a f***ing bitch.

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