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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Uh
-oh. If there is water, my top is coming

off.

Mac fainted, hit a TV and a piece of
wood. All of his teeth are f***ed up. We

are going to Hawaii to celebrate mine
and Jax's birthday.

You're trying to act like I'm a f***er.
You psycho, because I don't want Kristen

to go on a f***ing birthday trip with
me. I've heard about the Hawaii trip,

I just wanted to know where I sit. If I
say you can go, I don't want to eat my

words. I'm telling Tom and Ariana,
forgive and forget with Kristen, so it's

to practice what I preach.

Your mom had actually reached out to me.
She didn't know if you were unhappy

with Tom. Your own family has noticed a
change in your personality.

That really bothers me. I love to flirt
with Jack, and I don't know how to stop.

You look hot.

I just heard you guys were, like,
whispering each other's ears and

other's back, and you have your arm
around her and stuff.

That's why I was like, you need to stop.
I'm going to have to talk to her about

it.

I'm just like, I need to go back to
school. We're going to Hawaii.

Are we celebrating Tom's birthday,
Jackson's birthday? We're also kind of

celebrating me and Katie's engagement.

Katie Maloney, you're the love of my
life. I want to spend the rest of my

with you.

Of course.

No, yes, of course.

Schwartz, when was the last time you got
laid?

It's been a while, I'm not going to lie.

You're about to knock the dust off this
weekend.

It's day seven of the engagement, and me
and Katie still haven't consummated,

but I'm still optimistic.

This is probably the most action that
Katie's gotten since she's been engaged.

Technically, she should be thanking me.

Shout out to the birthday boys for
having us and playing in there.

Do you guys remember last week when we
got engaged?

Yeah. More praise.

Is that a praise?

We're here.

Welcome, welcome.

Welcome to the modern Honolulu.

Hello.

Usually, the guys stay with the guys.
The girls stay together.

Thank you very much. Here we go.

This, Trev, is pretty much all couples
staying together.

I think we're actually growing up. I
could use a drink right now. I could use

steak right now. Yeah, me too.

I could use, well, you know what right
now?

Oh, wow.

Beautiful.

Look at that.

Look at the pool.

It's two balconies. Wait, you go on that
one, and I'll go on this one.

Hey!

It's so cute in here.

And we got these.

I like the... Can I see?

Oh, wow.

This is awesome.

We can do a lot of bad things in here. I
can, like, buy on you.

Ew. Ew.

I'm seeing one bed, and I'm seeing two
people.

We sit together all the time. It's not a
big deal.

I don't want to address the elephant in
the room, but we still haven't had

Beyonce's back.

I don't like talking about it.

I know. It's got to be spontaneous.

Woo!

Nice.

In Hawaii.

It's V -Day, yo.

This is the best birthday week ever. I
know. I mean, I get spoiled by my

friends, my girl.

And of course, I wish Kristen was here,
but.

I know.

It sucks that Kristen can't be here, all
because of egos. People can't get over

things. I just hope that people that are
here, they just don't overstep their

boundaries. No fighting.

No fighting. No fighting. I think the
only person you'll have, like, that it

would ever even come close to would be
James. Yeah. It's Mallory.

James is so infatuated with you. Can you
not tell from today on the airplane?

You guys were, like, kissing the whole
time.

He loves the PDA. It's his thing. Yeah.
He asked me to go into the bathroom on

the plane. No.

I was like, my high club is not
happening.

He thinks in his mind he's getting laid
on this trip.

He's not.

I'm worried about the Britney thing.
Really? Oh, yeah.

It wasn't too long ago that Jax and I
did some innocent flirting.

If I wanted to take you home and have
sex with you, I would have done it a

time ago.

I'm worried that Brittany knows
something happened.

This may not be the smoothest trip.

Got my flat iron.

Gets up to 220 degrees Celsius.

Has a kill switch, sleep mode.

Get up to 190 in less than 10 seconds.

Cool story, bro.

So my mom sent me screenshots of, like,
the whole conversation that her and

Sheena had.

Dude, are you kidding me?

Your mom says, hey, in your opinion, is
she in a good place?

So Sheena says to your mom, honestly,
she's different since being with him.

Meaning what exactly? I'd like to know.

Sheena's trying to sabotage my
relationship with Ariana. I mean, to

messages. To her best friend's mom
talking about how shitty of a boyfriend

is really f***ed up. Tom will always
look out for himself first.

If you are worried about me, talk to me.
Talk to Tom.

Don't talk to my f***ing mom.

I've done so much.

I know. I would like to address it with
her. I want to give Sheena an

opportunity to tell me where her head
really was at when she said those

things. My best friend, all over my
boyfriend, to my mom. And now

I get to spend three days with her in
Hawaii and try to have a good time.

How pretty this look the birthday boy
said it's bad Welcome to the modern

can I start some drinks for you? I want
to do a coconut I'm gonna do vodka I'm

good actually

Max. What?

How you doing, man? You good? I'm good.
I can't talk that well, though.

All right. I'm just making sure you feel
okay.

Can you eat?

Very carefully, yeah. Very carefully?
Yeah.

Hey, wait, guys. Real quick. Can I have
your attention?

So, sort of set up some activities for
us to do over the next couple days.

Tomorrow, we're doing a hike.

I'm going to be your guide. Oh, jeez.
What?

Who's in for the hike?

I'm in.

I can't.

That's my jewel.

All right, I'm going to stay behind with
Max, too, though.

All right, so that's cool. And then the
day after that, we have surf lesson.

Yeah. Can we go with that?

Yeah. How about we just meet up after
the hike, and we go to the beach?

It's tough trying to be at dinner and
have a good time, because all I can

about is Sheena sending these text
messages.

Oh, my God.

The drinks, the food, the hula dancers.

Now I feel legitimately like I'm on
vacation.

Life is awesome.

Get up there, babe.

Yeah, shake up that.

You look good, babe.

Yeah,

isn't there?

Drop that stuff. Go down low. Down low.

That's so funny.

All right, well, we just got our
Hawaiian cherry popped.

It is two people's birthday, and we are
on an awesome vacation with a really

awesome group of people. It's really
cool that everyone's here.

And so I kind of just wanted to make a
toast to...

Our two birthday guys here.

Happy birthday.

Yeah. Happy birthday, guys.

So glad to be here and all of you guys.

Cheers. Cheers. I don't know about you
leading, but okay. Let's eat.

I'm all about taking the moral high
ground here. I mean, I decided to invite

James to come on the trip. But, I mean,
the last thing I want to do is watch

James and Lala, like, bawling all over
each other. Like, I didn't come here for

that. I didn't hear that at all. I
didn't hear that.

You all right, dude? Cool.

No.

Nothing. Everything's fine.

Nothing, there's nothing, um, I, I, I
do, I do wish some other people were

I feel like there's some people that are
here that shouldn't be.

Who's not supposed to be here?

I'm not going to get into it.

What the, why did you bring it up then?
You don't just say stuff like that and

then you're like, but I'm not going to
get into it. Control your lady down

there. If you control your lady. Shut
up, Jack.

Don't be a dick, man.

Brittany needs to learn how to control
her man, and his mouth, and his actions.

He isn't man enough to just go ahead and
say something. He goes and gives half

the sundae when he doesn't want to put
the terry on top of it. You don't go and

say, some people should be here and some
people shouldn't. What are you trying

to say?

Kristen should be here and I shouldn't.
Yeah, she should be here, yeah.

James is this young little brat, you
know? He wants to be the alpha dog. He

to realize that...

I'm the alpha dog. The only thing, what
the f*** is your problem with me?

There's just some people in this world
you're not going to like, regardless.

Bro, but what is your issue with me?
Just say one thing. Because you're

obnoxious.

I'm obnoxious? Sometimes.

Are you serious?

Will you just have fun, please, you
guys?

I mean, but Jack's... I'm going to go
smoke a cigarette.

Dude. Let's go.

So now what?

Coming up you guys have this we're
better than everyone attitude, but

what not everyone texted Ariana's mom
get over it

Let's

go to this bar you guys want to go to a
bar or something?

Are we all gonna go to the bar?

What the f*** was that about?

I was enjoying myself one second the
next second it's like turns into a bunch

p*** I'm a bit jealous with the fact
that I've got a lot happening with me

now. He's 37 and he's still f***ing
flanging drinks left and right. I don't

respect the guy.

He's like a f***ing fly in my face.

Ooh, it's cold in here.

Hey, guys.

Hi. Can I have a split party?

What's up, guys?

Can this guy just leave me alone for two
f***ing minutes?

An obsessive prick.

Listen, Gene.

I don't like you. I know that. So you
don't care for me?

I don't know how I put this politely.

Let's just be kosher while we're in the
same room and let bygones be bygones.

All right.

I'm not going to initiate anything with
Jack because it's just a waste of my

time. But, you know, if he disrespects
me again, I'll get in his face.

All right, can we change the subject
now?

So you guys are going to go on a hike
tomorrow. We're going to do gym and pool

and just have a little us time.

Hey, I'm just curious.

Ariana told me that her mom hit you up
because she was concerned about her or

something. It wasn't anything that she
needed to be concerned over. That's why

never brought it up. I made her send me
screenshots of your entire conversation.

He's very good at convincing her of what
he wants. She just goes along with it.

I just think her attitude has changed
since they've been together. I do think

has. In what way? You're just not the
same as you were a few years ago.

Ariana, you're so negative. You're so
negative.

Good. That's a good thing?

My point is that you said some really
mean things about Tom that I thought

really messed up.

Always looks out for himself first. You
do. Are you kidding me? Like, what kind

of friend have I been to you in the
past, like, couple years?

And I've never been here for you.

Never. You didn't come and move in with
us when you and Carson broke up.

Talk about over there.

One of his moms saw a text or something.

Wait, wait, wait. Jack, you guys.

Can we eavesdrop for a sec?

He has an attitude, and he's better than
everything. And I think it's rubbing

off on her the wrong way. I stand by
everything I said.

I wasn't trying to break up Tom and
Ariana. I was just being a good friend

being honest. If my best friend's mother
is concerned, I'm not going to

sugarcoat it. His cocky attitude rubs
off and you guys have this we're better

than everyone attitude. You do. I do not
have that. It does come off that way

sometimes. Everyone thinks so. But guess
what? Not everyone texted Ariana's mom.

She texted me first.

And the fact that you're that oblivious
is how tough that is. Get over it.

I can't figure out what her motivation
is. She can't admit that what she did

wrong. And I've never seen Sheena do
something as wrong as this.

What is the attitude of it? Like, why
are you so, like, I'm being rude to her.

You both are trying to, like, put words
in my mouth. That's how I felt at the

time. Yes, that you're cocky. I'm sorry.

No, no, no.

You've never had somebody do this to
you. You've never had somebody text. I'm

sorry. I've been here for you guys so
much. I understand. I get that. Can you

guys say the same fucking thing?

That was my feelings. I'm going to stand
by them. The conversation's done, so

I'm either going to go to bed or go
anywhere other than here.

So I will see you guys tomorrow. Again,
I'm sorry.

Clearly, I hurt Tom. However, I still
think he's cocky, and I'm not going to

take that back.

Sorry, not sorry.

Oh, we got a storm on.

Oh, we got a storm on. Oh, no.

I wanted to talk to her. Oh, but Ariana,
seriously, like... But seriously what,

Shay? I don't hear about it. I know what
you're talking about. How am I supposed

to take these sex messages and read
them?

You would flip the f*** out of here in
my shoes if somebody did that to you. I

would never do that to you.

I'm telling you, dude.

What is behind it?

I would think you... Oh, my God, dude.
This is f***ing stupid. I don't want to

see Tommy get here.

Had a shower.

Perfect.

You just sit there. You're not going to
have any. No, you can sit there.

No. I wouldn't go to work if I'd broken
a neck. I'd like to have broken a tooth.

Let's be honest.

23 years old.

He was still a baby.

Should I call him?

No. It feels like he's being mothered in
front of all those people.

It's your mother again.

She wants to know if you've taken your
antibiotics.

Oh, shut up.

How can he say... I'm mothering him too
much.

Ken is the most doting father on the
planet.

If you've seen Ken with Jiggy, you
pretty much get the picture.

So he's not taking his antibiotics?

Is James there?

James isn't any more responsible than
Max, really, is he?

You shouldn't be spitting on girls. I
did not spit on a f***ing girl. Don't

f***ing tell me that I am. Okay, stop it
right now.

Stop it right now.

James is a little erratic and
unpredictable, and I just don't want him

influence Max.

Only Max was as easy as you, Jiggy.

Should I wear these?

No, God.

Or should I wear these? You should burn
both of them.

Yay!

Hawaii is heaven.

Love it. Love it. Feel that sunshine on
my face.

Have some good drinks. I'm going ham.

I'm going hard as a mother.

I mean, dude, it's kind of going to suck
if we don't get laid in Hawaii.

I'm so

tired.

I fell asleep so fast.

The time difference kills me.

I got to tell you something.

What? You're sleeping. I should have set
up a little tripod up there.

I took a naked picture of myself on the
balcony.

Why would you take a naked picture of
yourself on the balcony? So we created

Bieber picture.

What Bieber picture?

The one where you stand naked and point
to me.

Okay, I'm not obviously an avid follower
of Justin Bieber.

Oh my God.

I had to put some filters because I was
a little insecure.

I own that ass, bitches. I own that ass.

Hey. Hi, good morning. I wish I had
placed this for you. Dude, whoa, those

nice. They have my name on them. Thank
you. You guys have a good day.

Congrats, sweetie.

Have a wonderful romantic time. Don't
give him too much. Save something for

honeymoon.

Love, Lisa and Ken. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's why we haven't been having
sex, because we're saving up for the

honeymoon. Soon, we're going to have a
wealth of sexual energy to just splurge

on each other. Wait, that doesn't sound
right.

Oh, my God. Do we, like, call her?

Yeah, we probably should.

Hello? Hi, Lisa. It's Katie and Tom.

Hello, darling. How are you?

Oh, we're fantastic. We just got the
most...

Gorgeous bouquet of flowers.

They're fabulous.

I've had a long time to save up for
them.

Well, thank you so much.

So, tell me honestly, how's Max doing?

He looks great and he's in good spirits
and he's having a great time. I'm

worried about him drinking. I'm worried
about him doing things that he shouldn't

be doing. I'm worried about him even
kissing somebody with all those teeth

are almost falling out of his head.

Casey, will you keep an eye on him? Of
course.

Lisa, as a mother, is as tough as she is
as a boss.

So, Max can't get away with anything.

Behave yourself, all of you. Remember,
when you're all together, it makes me

nervous. Make sure that you, you know,
don't get into any trouble.

Well, Max.

All right, well, thank you. We'll see
you when we get back.

Okay, bye -bye.

I'm quite impressed, dude. Usually I
have to work out by myself on these

vacations. I don't even think I can get
up.

It is too early.

After that conversation I had last
night, I could barely sleep. I need to

about that.

Sandoval and I kind of got into it. He's
been kind of pissing me off lately.

Is everything okay now or no?

No, I haven't talked to him.

I'm just really glad I'm not going to go
on a three -hour hike with him today.

On top of it all, I'm in freaking Hawaii
with Lala.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah, that's awkward.

I just don't like hearing about the
flirting and the trying to kiss you on

neck and all that. I never crossed the
line and I never took it too far. I just

didn't know how to handle it.

I just feel like she has no respect for
herself or for other women, and people

like that just disgust me.

So are you going to talk to her about
that? Yeah, of course.

When Brittany wasn't in L .A., it was
okay to flirt. I have a clean

I just hope that Lala's not going to
throw me under the bus.

Well, I think I need to talk to her
alone at first just to see what she has

say about it.

Coming up.

I got to take a moment to say I just see
your boobs.

All right, guys, let's go.

When I researched Hawaii, I found out
hiking is a really big thing. Guys, this

is the newest version of Google Maps. I
need to get these guys out of the bar

and into nature. Why do you need a
knife, man?

That's Tom. You know, he's all about
accessories.

It's like he went and raided Indiana
Jones' closet.

This will be a good picture.

I want to get higher up.

Guys, we're here.

Three guys, three Speedos, you are
welcome.

Yeah, man.

Once upon a time, when we would take
trips like this, it was for Stassi's

birthday. Why are you here for my
f***ing birthday?

Guys, is this your birthday or is it my
birthday? You're coming to my birthday

dinner and this is how you treated me.
One thing you're definitely not going to

hear come out of my mouth is, this is my
birthday.

This is my f***ing birthday.

Everybody shut the f*** up. Everyone
shut the f*** up.

I don't need any special treatment for
my birthday.

All right. Say bye, guys.

Faith

and

Lala take the top off and then huddle
around each other. It's weird.

Let the titties out, man. That's my
motto in life.

It's always been that way. It's going to
be that way when I'm 80.

It's just the way it is.

I'm going to look.

That's just who I am. I don't think
there's anything wrong with it. Now, the

trick is to look without Brittany seeing
me.

Oh, I love you.

Boobs. We love them. But we've seen so
many of them. So we're not, like, losing

our shit over here.

I told Katie to come down and meet us. I
hope you don't mind.

I'm not on my period anymore, but I
brought these just in case.

Pick it up. It's tequila.

If any of us are going to be drinking,
we all have to be extremely discreet so

we don't get kicked off the beat. Now
you have to take that one. What the?

Sand and all.

Off the bat.

I really just hope on this trip Shay can
master moderation.

Oh, my God.

You can still do shots. Just maybe do
every other shot. Maybe don't do three

beer bongs. Maybe do one.

Hello. Hey, Sister Wire. What are you
guys doing? Oh, hey. Can I join the

Yeah. Since I'm already, like, the third
wheel. Oh, Shay, you brought your

tampon. I didn't know you were on your
period. I did. I just cared to not

today. Yes.

Yeah. I might get burned, but at least
I'll be drunk because there's no suntan

lipstick in this bottle. It's all
tequila.

They're all sweating their asses off
right now. What if Santa got lost?

This is not the right way. I see poison
ivy. Hold on, guys.

Hold on.

Where do we go in it? Our guide doesn't
know where to go. Relax.

There it is, right there.

I gotta take a moment to say I did see
your boobs.

I wasn't looking at them, I saw them.

That's okay.

I was looking in this direction and you
came into my plane of view.

Yeah.

Lala, I'm gonna ask you probably the
most awkward, weird question ever. Do

Do it. Are your boobs real or not? No,
they're fake.

There's no reason to be scandalized by
Lala's boobs.

I mean, it's not like they're real
boobs.

Good job. They look legit.

Can I touch your knife, Tom? Yeah.

I don't want to kill the vibe, but what
was going on with you and Sheena?

She basically took it upon herself to
text my mom all kinds of, like, talking

about Tom, saying he's all about
himself, puts himself first.

What? Ariana's mom had reached out to me
and said, in your opinion, is she in a

good place?

I said, honestly, I think it's all about
Tom all the time. He has this attitude

that he's better than everything.

I think it's rubbing off the wrong way.
Okay, well, those are not necessarily

the truth.

I'm sorry if the truth hurts.

But he can be a little, like, overly
confident.

She said, like, you are kind of like
that. You are like blah, blah, blah.

we do, everybody thinks that about you,
Tom. Like, you do act like you're out

for yourself.

Dude, you're not out for yourself.

Dude, I know, man.

You're one of the most generous friends
I've ever had.

Thanks, man.

Especially in the bedroom.

I think one of the beefs they've had
with you is they felt like you've been

of extra cynical and reclusive lately.

You've been very snappy in the past few
months.

Oh, well, welcome to who I am. Well, if
I don't like something, I feel 100 %

comfortable in voicing that. It's scary
sometimes.

It's scary sometimes.

Well, sorry. Sorry.

People who, like both of us, kind of
thought were our best friends are

becoming more distant or not friends
anymore and it's like I just don't feel

like she's my best friend anymore like
you totally are and like I mean who

have thought like we would be in this
place keep your nose out of other

business my nose is fine right here
thank you are you trying to be my friend

not trying to be your friend I don't
care because it's my birthday and You

we've just gotten so close, and it's
like, I feel like we're both such good

friends, and we have each other's back,
and we call each other out, and that's

like what a true friendship is.

I talk to Katie 24 -7, and we're both in
relationships, but we still have that

time for each other.

Tom and Ariana put themselves on this
pedestal. It's just them.

And then not. I used to have that with
her, and I don't have it anymore. And it

does. It makes me really f***ing sad.
But I'm like, I can't beg for a

that's just not where it used to be.

You guys want to head back to the hotel?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys.
Come on.

Has everybody got everything?

Can I talk to you for a second, girl?
Yeah. Okay.

Obviously.

You know that I've heard about you
coming up behind Jack and, like, kissing

his neck. And there's been numerous
occasions where you're, like, overly

Yeah. And you just had no respect for my
relationship.

So what the fuck is going on? So I'm
going to defend myself real quick. Okay.

And I think you can vouch for this as
well.

Have I crossed lines before?

Absolutely. We have flirted before.

I apologize on my life, I promise.

I'll give it to you. She has been drunk.

I don't think that's going to say that's
okay.

As far as I was concerned, he told me
that you guys weren't together.

You knew that we were all together.

How would you not know?

I didn't know. I'm being honest.

You did tell me, like, we're not
together. She's not moving here.

Would I call her girlfriend yet? No.

I don't know what's going on. I don't
think it's anything anymore.

Brittany's not coming.

We've been together the whole time.

I've never not said that you and I are
not dating. I would never not say that.

At first, I thought Jax was just leaving
out details. Now I know that Jax is

just a f***ing liar.

Coming up. Tom's not cocky. That's a Tom
Schwartz interpretation. Don't say it's

a Tom Schwartz interpretation.

Stop trying to put me in my place about
it. Katie, don't do that.

I've never not said that you and I are
not dating. I would never not say that.

Obviously, you guys are together.

I respect relationships.

Yeah. If this is your man, trust me. I
mean, I would be pissed off, too. In

fact, I admire the fact that you're
like, can I talk to you real quick?

little bit.

I could tell Brittany a lot of things
that she doesn't want to hear, but right

now, I don't see the point in doing
that.

Listen, it is what it is.

Washington's over.

Everyone's friends again.

One of the main things I love about
Brittany is she doesn't hold grudges,

she's not about the drama.

But I feel like I dodged a bullet with
that one.

Cheers, bro. Hawaii living. Cheers,
mate. Yeah, mate. Oh, yeah, mate.

Hey, Max.

Yeah. Are you really meant to be
drinking alcohol right now, Max?

Uh, not really, no.

At first, I wasn't going to allow Max to
drink, but then I realised alcohol

disinfects his mouth, so that's helping.

What's the situation with Faith and Lala
right now?

I'm not sure.

Lala?

In heart, man. She drives me crazy.

She looks like classy and like sexy.

Just have fun with it, man. I will, I
will.

I like the bad girls, bro.

Faith, on the other hand, has got like
her complete devoted attention to you,

bro. The goal is to get them both in bed
tonight, bro.

Yeah. It's happening. It's going down.
Max is pulling one for the team even if

he doesn't want to.

Hey, man.

Hi.

Everything's great.

Yeah,

of course I'm behaving.

I'll be okay, don't worry.

Hi, how are you, Lisa?

No,

not at all, actually.

All right, Mom, I love you. Thank you,
Lisa.

Bye, Mom.

I love your mom, dude. She loves you so
much. She cares about you so much.

She's the best.

I know. Hi, love. Hey. You all right?

Yeah. Yeah?

Can I sit next to you, bub? Tell me how
exciting going through the jungle with

Jax was.

I got pulled aside by Brittany.

Oh, yeah? And to talk about some with
Jax or whatever.

I took ownership for my part, but she
needs to know that he played a part in

whatever happened as well. So that needs
to happen tonight. Like, today I let it

slide. Tonight is a different story.

What's going on, buddy?

Hi. Hi.

What are you doing?

I was just at the beach.

What? You know, I was with Sheet and
Shea, you know.

How's that third wheel action?

It was great.

The waterfall, like, it wasn't nearly as
romantic as we thought it was going to

be. Was it a big waterfall?

No, it was like a pretty small pool. I
swear the pool was like as big as two of

these rooms.

Everyone was cool.

But I did see Lala and Faith's food.

But... I didn't look at them. I just
happened to be looking around, and all

sudden they were topless today.

I'm trying to nip this in the bud, and
all Katie's hearing is nipple. I didn't

look at them.

Like this, you're just turning around.
Oh, there's boobs there.

I kept turning. I didn't, like, stop and
ogle them. Why would they go topless? I

don't know. We were all wondering that
ourselves.

But this is why Lala and I will never be
friends, because she leaves with her

sexuality. She does, yeah. It makes me
feel like a little... She's a sexual

being.

Lala just takes her top off.

Have some respect for someone that's
newly engaged.

Why the fuck were her boobs out?

I just heard kind of about what happened
with Sheena and the text that Sheena

sent to Ariana's mom. They were way out
of line. I don't think so.

Yes, they were.

You think it's out of line? I thought
they were a little out of line. Why is

that out of line? Because they weren't
just constructive. They were crossing

lines saying that Tom's only out for
himself.

Come on.

That's a Tom Schwartz interpretation of
things. No, no, no, no, no. Tom Schwartz

is reasonable and diplomatic. Don't say
it's a Tom Schwartz interpretation.

It's a Katie Maloney interpretation.

She said, I feel like sometimes he can
only be out for himself. That's what she

said. Tom's not cocky. He's not. He can
be cocky sometimes. He's not cocky. Are

we really going to drag this out over
one thing that she said about him being

cocky? I'm not dragging it out. We're
just talking mean news. Stop trying to

me in my place about it. Katie, don't do
that.

You're not presenting the whole story.

I'm just trying to see both sides. I'm
nothing my size. You don't support me.

I don't support you. Come on. Don't be
ridiculous.

Of course I support you. I know, but
you're like not. You don't pay.

Okay, I have to get ready.

What? I do. I want to take a shower.

Got to get ready for the tequila.

Can I come?

No. I could serenade you then and have
sex with you.

That like ruins it.

So day two of our trip to Hawaii and the
lemon had sex.

I thought flying to Hawaii we were
getting closer to it.

But now it just feels like it's slowly
slipping away.

Coming up.

That night where we were out walking T,
he was telling me he was going to shoot

me.

I love places like this. I feel like I'm
in college, right?

Whoa.

Wow.

Guys,

cheers, everyone.

It's been a pleasure having you guys all
here.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

We had a great day.

We saw boobs.

Yeah, I'm not happy about that.

I was like, I got something in my eye.

Every guy is a master at looking at
women without getting caught.

That's why they invented sunglasses.

I heard a little bit about the
waterfall.

You guys were, like, going topless.

Are you upset about it? I just am
curious why that was, like, appropriate.

I encourage every woman to go topless.

I just don't like wearing clothes.

They should be thankful I keep my
bottoms on.

I just think, like, in the company of,
like, my fiance, I just found it to be

inappropriate.

I completely understand why Katie's
upset. You don't do something like that

front of other girls' boyfriends. But at
the same time, this is the girl who

does God knows what to get herself on a
yacht in Italy, so why are you surprised

she went topless in Hawaii?

It's not like I'm shoving my nipple in
someone's mouth.

Your man is interested in you. You're
interested in him.

What's the problem?

You feel like I always have an issue
with you? Well, it's not going to get

better if you're taking your top off in
front of my fiance.

Ariana, can I ask you, did you have a
problem with me taking my top off today?

No, you guys were under the water and
you were like, thank you, away.

I mean, the guys were in Speedos, for
God's sake. I know. How the f*** is that

okay? It's not like I'm showing my pussy
to everybody.

Um, what?

I f***ing can't win.

What she's really trying to say is, I
don't trust my man.

I can suggest something. Have sex with
him sometimes.

And not just laying on your back. Do
something fun.

Hey, does everybody have a drink? Are we
good? Cheers to free the nipple!

Hey, let's just cheers the fun, man.

Can I cheers you, babe?

Cheers the nipple.

Free the nipple.

Me and Sheena had sex today. It was
awesome.

Like the make love kind or the cunt
kind? Oh.

We haven't had sex yet since we've been
here. He's too tired. We did it before.

You guys did it. I've been trying. We're
married. She's been trying.

That's when you kind of really know that
he cares about this one because he's

turning down this guy.

I've never in my life done nothing.

I don't know if that makes me feel
better or not.

You know, I'm all in. I'm all in on this
one. I barely even drank, to be honest.

I have nothing to hide.

Even though everyone tells me I
shouldn't, I trust him. He hasn't done

to me so far, so why wouldn't I? Until I
break that trust, there's no reason not

to talk. Yeah, exactly.

Jax is a very smooth talker, and
Brittany is a sweet girl from Kentucky.

that she deserves to know the truth
about what Jax has said to me.

Can I talk to you for just a little bit?

Earlier today, when you and I had a
conversation at the waterfall, I was

hoping that he would man up when I was
talking to you and take his part.

That night, where we were at Lock and
Key, I did not think you guys were

together, and I definitely flirted back.

But he played a part in it as well.

I wonder what bullshit Bob was feeding
Brittany.

He was telling me he was going to flirt
with me.

The way he was telling you he was going
to f*** you? Yeah.

You know, like, whispering in my ear,
don't worry, I'm going to f*** you.

literally.

Jack? Goddamn you.

I swear to God.

So he's just, like, bending over and,
like, whispering that in your ear. I

I'm just confused right now.

Because he was like, I didn't do
anything. It's fine. I wouldn't do

He absolutely said that to me.

Like, obviously, I was flirtatious, but
the fact that he pretends like I'm the

one that's been, like, chasing him and
doing all that, that's not the case.

You said that you didn't know that we
were together.

I didn't know that you were together at
all.

Well, even whenever I met you, I was
with Jack. But why are we talking

This has nothing to do with us. But you
told me you respect relationships.

I do. There's a huge difference. So how
is that respecting relationships?

Are you really going to turn this on me
when your man is done? Like, really?

Do you not see it from my point of view?

I'm replaying it in my head, and I'm
just like, what the... You know? Have I

flirted with him? No, you've been fine.
So what's the problem?

I'm just so confused by everybody being
in this headspace. We're like, they're

not confident enough to have their man
around other women. It's not that I'm

confident enough, because I definitely
am, and I think that Jax is not going to

do anything stupid.

I know he loves me. I know he's crazy
about me. But at the same time, don't do

this.

Talk is cheap, honey boo boo. Okay,
okay.

Don't call me honey boo boo.

I'm so sick of, like, defending myself.

I'm sitting here telling you the truth,
and he sits there and pretends like he

had no part in it. I'm not going down
with this ship anymore. This is bull.

If he's telling me that it's not true
and everything, he hasn't done anything

me where I feel like I couldn't trust
him.

Brittany is in denial.

Jax is not a good dude, and I hope that
she will figure it out sooner or later.

All right.

I gotta go talk to Jax now.

Come talk to me somewhere.

Ugh.

How did that go?

So, she basically was saying that
whenever you guys weren't walking teeth,

were saying, don't worry, I'm going to
fuck you.

I said, don't worry, I'm going to fuck
you. That's what she said.

So you didn't say that.

No.

I was with Sheena and Kristen.

Why would she say that?

She was drunk. She's trying to protect
herself. She's been thrown to the wolves

right now.

I'm not worried. I didn't get that mad
about it because I didn't say it.

I'd be going crazy if I was trying to
hide something, but that's irate. Let's

call her over here then.

Lala.

What's up?

He said he didn't pay it.

Jack? I didn't say anything. Yes, you
did.

No, I didn't. I was with Kristen and
Sheena the whole time.

And you were with me. Okay. All right.

You can believe it all you want. She was
piss strong.

Own up to the shit you said in my ear. I
never said anything. You said, I

promise I'm going to fuck you. No, I
didn't ever say that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I never said that.

Look me dead in my fucking eyes. I never
said that. You're a good liar because

you did say that.

Did I say some things I probably
shouldn't have?

I maybe danced on that line a little
bit.

But Brittany doesn't need to know all
the details.

What she needs to know is I'm with her
and I want to be with her. And that's

I never said that. Yes, you did.

What the f*** is going on? She told me
that when you guys were at the walking

key, Jax was whispering in her ear
saying, like, don't worry, I'm going to

you.

I didn't see the whispering. I saw him
kind of squirming in his seat.

I really like Brittany.

And... I don't want to be the one to
completely ruin a relationship, so I'm

going to cover for him. Hello?

I've been honest. Be honest.

I am being honest. You're not. You told
me you would fuck me. You said it to me.

Don't worry, I'm literally here. You
didn't hear that part. Right, but you

say it. Jack. I did not say that. I'm
done.

Brittany, all I know is I've told you
nothing but the truth, and whatever

happens with you, like, I don't care.

I'm over it. This is like bullshit.

After an entire night and day of being
ganged up on, the only thing that I want

is to be left alone.

I've been nothing but honest with
people.

I'm over it. I'm done.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Next time

on

Vanderpump Rules. They pressed Ellen in
charge and it was still under

investigation.

Boom. He's in jail.

Who's going to post the bail?