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Oh, I'm ready, baby.

No, no, no, James!

You've been on the path of self -destruction. You are f***ing up your

I love him so much. He's my best friend.

Chris and Jodie, it's over.

Don't you sing a little bit? I sing a little bit.

I bet I can make you sound f***ing gorgeous.

James has said so much s*** about you. He's like, she's a slut, she's a whore.

I'm just offended.

You're being a f***ing basic bitch right now. That's what you're doing.

Usually I meet a girl within 10 minutes. She's my girlfriend. You and I would

definitely click them.

Where's your tie?

It's sexy right here. No, it's not sexy.

It's a little cheesy.

It's like you look like Tom Jones at some point.

Why don't you do a little hip thrusting while you're at it? All right. Okay, gay

pride coming up. Oh, yeah. Are you ready?

Last year was kind of like not that great.

Last year at gay pride, it was really dead. There was no business.

Wow, it's not as crazy here.

We have to kind of put all her attention on pump.

And Sir took the back seat on it. So this year we're kind of hoping she puts

little bit more attention to us because y 'all want to make some money.

Yeah, but last year we didn't do a party. Yeah. Because Pump was new. Yeah,

was new. So we're doing a party supporting the friend movement.

Okay. Charity party.

Sure. It's about giving back. It's about supporting who on Gay Pride?

The gays.

LGBT.

This year would be a failure. I need two. Both need to be a rip -roaring

success. We'll see you later.

Okay. If Lisa's having a party here, that means we're going to get way more

crowd than we did last year. That's a plus.

Drunk gay guys tip really well.

You're welcome.

Hey. Hi.

What's going on?

Making a...

Cappuccino, because the busters are too busy.

Me too. I love making coffee.

I'm exhausted.

Hold on, let me drop this off. I'll be right back. Okay.

Do you need help?

I mean, in more than one way. I mean, I know you usually do, but... Yes.

I mean, I've been watching this show that's, like, absolutely amazing, and

girl in the show had, like, five days to live. I'm like, I was thinking, like,

if someone said, hey, you have five days to live, what would you do?

I would probably fly to, like, Paris or go to Egypt and see, like, the pyramids.

That would take two days right there.

Well, that's what comes to mind. What comes to mind for you? Like, I'd

off a bunch of people that I don't like.

Who would be the first person on your hit list? James.

100%. Is it because he's the one making out with Lala and not you?

Well, no. I mean... Oh, come on.

Have you ever lost a hot girl to a skinny DJ?

Ever since James has put headphones around his neck?

I mean, all of these girls that start, it's like... All right, so pop these on.

You hear that right there?

All right, cool, right?

People have their things, but I just could never date someone whose clothes

smaller than mine.

I'm currently somewhat -ish maybe dating. What is up with that? I mean, he

in Kentucky.

I know.

I don't want to leave you.

I don't want to leave you either.

So what are you doing?

We're not together.

But I mean, when she's here, we hang out and have fun. So that's Brittany.

So Lala. Obviously, Lala's beautiful. I'm not going to sit there and be like,

oh, my God, I'm not attractive. She's obviously a gorgeous girl.

You know, I look at Lala like that sports car you see at a dealership. You

you're not going to buy it, but you want to take it for a test drive.

I'd go after Lala in a second. I think that it'd be fun, but it'd be quick.

It's Pride tomorrow.

You should just get her really drunk.

I don't think I need to get her that drunk.

Grab the dresses. Okay, I want to see what I'm wearing.

You ready?

Yeah.

That's kind of a cute party.

Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, I like that, right? That's cute. But I want them back, okay?

Yeah, no, no, no, and I have the black one too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to put

the girls in some really cute little dresses, bring a different energy to the

party. It's a real challenge, but I think these dresses are going to be

Okay, anybody got anything else for me?

Um... Well, Sheena and Shay are doing a lot better.

We're going to follow up with her and make sure that she's taking everything

seriously. If she wants it to work, she takes the necessary steps to make sure

that she's happy and the relationship is the same. I don't think it's that

simple. I feel devastated for Sheena because she's one of those people that

wants everything to be perfect. She's had the perfect wedding and she's trying

to create this perfect life.

And sometimes you have to face the harshness of reality.

So let's be supportive of her.

Yeah, we'll love both of them. I mean, they're both our friends. We care about

both of them a lot.

Everyone's going to be shay. It's like, hopefully not shay. Just tell him to go

home and we'll play golf with his dad or something. No, he wants to come. I

mean, he comes every year. It's like tradition.

Shay and I went through hell recently, but the last couple weeks have been

great. I really think he's turning a new leaf. I don't want you to think this is

because I don't trust you. I understand.

If marijuana is positive, I'll give you a pass.

This could be the new Shay.

Do you expect him to come here and not drink? No, I don't expect him to not

drink. The thing is, I couldn't date someone who's dead sober. I want to be

married to someone who is capable of having a couple drinks without getting

face wasted.

Being at Sir is probably one of the worst ideas. She's actually setting him

for failure.

It's just hard to come to gay pride and not drink. I mean, it's like a circuit

here.

We don't care. We don't care.

They're alive.

They're alive.

They're alive.

Hello.

Hi.

What? Hey, who's this?

Hey, my baby.

Baby? Yeah, Lily.

Isn't she cute?

Lily. Lily and my mom.

How are you? I'm good.

James is at my house for a reason, and it's to make music.

I'm not worried about anything that happened last night.

Apologize for calling me a basic bitch. I

don't

hold grudges.

A lot of people in this group hold grudges, though, like, hardcore.

Let it go.

We're not going to do much today. I just want you to get comfortable. I kind of

want to break you through. And I feel like last night put a damper on that,

dude. I need you to trust me or trust them, like, straight up. I don't know

to stress this enough to you.

I'm grown.

I'm not picking sides.

I trust...

Lala's judgment.

You were kissing me one second, you talked to Kristen, and then five minutes

later, what happened?

We're killing the vibe. Fine, done.

Done, can we just have fun? Yes, let's make our way back to what you said we

could do today.

Can you bite my tongue? Can I bite your tongue? No, you can't bite my tongue.

That sounds like it would hurt.

You can bite me as much as you want, because I like that. Do you?

Yeah.

You want me to draw blood?

It's really weird if I'm like having an orgasm, right? And you bite the back of

my f***ing arm, I will f***ing go crazy.

If you start nibbling like right down here a little bit and get harder and

harder to the top, I'm probably going to call you the next day.

How insane is that?

It's weird.

James is a kinky, weird mother f***er. I don't think we're going to be sexually

compatible.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Last night was intense for me.

I'm not in...

Any position to be, like, exclusively dating anybody. Yeah, me neither. But

not also going to be, like, being around.

Like, that's not what I'm doing. Wait, what do you mean? You're not going to go

and, like, kick it with other people and other people? Is that what you're...

Would that hurt you if I did?

I mean, I don't want to know about it.

Fine. You do you.

I'll do me.

I have to lay out boundaries for James because he is very aggressive.

When I tell him that I just want to have fun, it means fun.

Period. I'm going to be honest. I'm, like, really, really nervous.

You're nothing to be nervous about. There's no judgment. It's just me and

right now, okay? Okay.

All right, cool. Say, I want you to say, there ain't nobody that I'm feeling

like I'm feeling you.

There ain't nobody that I'm feeling like I'm feeling you? Yeah. Ready? Five,

six, seven, eight.

Ain't nobody that I'm feeling like I'm feeling you.

Like I'm feeling you.

Like I'm feeling you.

Yeah, yeah. There ain't nobody that I'm feeling like I'm feeling you. Yeah. Like

I'm feeling you.

Like I'm feeling you. Everybody, please put your hands up. We ain't about to

take it easy if we're kicked up. London with the beats. Here we go. So in.

It's a girl with a friend. Yeah, we're both in.

Toto chilling out in the suite. Get the pain with the koozie up in the suite.

Take a picture with the side chicks. Oof, delete.

Ay. Oof, delete. Say what? Oh.

Say what? Oh.

Like I'm feeling you.

Ay. Ay.

Like I'm feeling you.

Woo! This is hot, dude.

Yeah.

And then we'll do some sick drop right there. Yeah, I like it. Yo, we just made

a f***ing blast there, dude. Real quick.

You could say I was born into the music industry. You know, my dad managed Wham!

And George Michaels actually happens to be his cousin. And he's also my

godfather. So literally being born into this musical industry, I've really been

shown how hard it is to make it. You need to have not only the work ethic,

you also have to be talented.

All right, so cool. I'm hyped on it. Hey, I'm excited for tomorrow. I want

to come see me. I'm a DJ.

Regardless,

I'm going to make sure that I can come see you. I don't even know what my point

is. Are you okay with that? I don't know where you're at. I don't know where

you're at right now. I don't either.

I don't like that, Lala.

Well, you just got to deal with it. That's kind of how I am, you know?

There's something extremely sexy about a talented guy. It's hot.

If James would just shut the f*** up and just speak through his music, I think

we could go somewhere. I may even consider biting his arm.

We had a really good day today. You have to go.

Coming up.

That's it.

Work it. Uh -oh.

Tom goes for the switch position one hand.

Man, my ground's getting wet.

I went to college with Alfred. I went to Florida State with him. Oh, sweet.

That's how we know each other. And that's how I know him as well. Oh, cool.

This is kind of...

The man of the hour. Tell me what's up. Tell me what's up. Just trying to get

healthy, man. You know, lose weight, get healthy again.

Basically, we combine all these major art forms, like acrobatic, dance,

capoeira, martial arts, kickboxing.

I feel like Shea just needs a win.

I don't know. I think he could benefit from Afro -Brazilian dance fighting.

All right. Let's do this. All right. Come on. Down.

Back up. Oh, that's a good one. Down.

Come back up. Touch your abs. Touch. Down.

Up. Down.

Five. Go.

Press. Press. Press.

Push.

Push it, Shay. Push it.

Lean back a little more.

In your hip.

That's it. Good. Breathe a little bit.

I'm definitely out of shape. I mean, unfortunately, you can't get back in

in one day. Trust me. I've tried.

That's it.

That's it. There it is. Good. I locked it though. Yeah, you're almost there.

I can't even lift my arm. Hit.

Right cross. Hit.

Hit. That's it. One,

two, three.

One.

One.

Three. Two.

If you feel like you're going to throw up, just hold your hand here.

I like that Shay's got the fire in his belly, you know?

I'm a little concerned that he's puking it out at the moment, but I think he can

get it back. How you feeling, man? Good.

You guys ready to try the next test? Let's do it. You ready? All right.

Imagine you're in the bed.

If I imagine I'm in the bed, I'll probably throw up on you.

No, you're good. You're good. Just watch. Okay. I want you guys to just go

and just move and just see how long you can last doing that. You guys ready?

Go.

Nice and smooth.

Give me a little more snake, Tom. Give me a little more snake, Schwartz. I need

somebody to make eye contact with. Schwartz, give me some snake. Work it.

-oh.

Tom's going for the switch position, one hand.

Man, my ground's getting wet. Keep going.

Push, push.

I busted.

I can't. It came already.

No, she's not ready.

Listen, Tom's only been in the relationship for like a year, year and a

though. You know, give it a few more years, then we'll see how fast you're

grinding.

You got some great friends, man. Your friends coming here, supporting you, you

know, helping you take your health to the next level, I think is really good.

When you stop working out, the hardest day is the start. And that's why, like,

dude, we'll pick you up and go do it. This isn't just about getting in shape.

It's about feeling better about your life.

And I'm just hoping that Shay is ready to make that commitment. Hey, I was

to ask you.

Is that ring almost done?

Not yet.

Next week.

Next week? Yeah. The ring is going to be awesome.

I'm getting a custom -made ring. It's like in the shape of like a eardrum.

like a stick.

Have you been taking in some clever ideas for... I think I'm going to keep

completely top secret. Even from you, I'm sorry.

Think about possibly sharing it with me.

Think about it.

I'm downright giddy about the ring. I'm really excited about picking it up, you

know? But Shay's going through a lot in his relationship right now, so I'm

trying to not bounce off the walls, you know? How do you feel, man?

Good. You think you're down to, like, come back here?

Yeah. Do it? Yeah, for sure.

How you been as far as, like, drinking and stuff like that?

The drinking thing wasn't as serious as, like, the pills.

I was addicted to those. Yeah. I just got to get right, dude. You know, I want

to move on with my life and be happy and have kids and live a long life with

Sheena, you know. And if I'm f***ing up right now, you never know what can

happen. Thank you for coming with me. No one wants to do this by themselves.

Hi.

So, I recently got married. Well, not recently. It's been almost a year, but I

haven't changed my name yet.

Does she have to take a new picture?

Yeah.

New picture today. I think I have my hair and makeup done. It's a pretty

picture.

It better look as good as this one, though.

You got it all filled out, so here's the number. Just wait for them to give you

a call. Okay. It shouldn't be long. Awesome. The last few days have been...

A lot better. We're communicating.

I'm the happiest I've literally ever been with him.

Sheena Marie Shea.

I mean, Sheena Marie was a cool name, but Sheena Shea is so much cooler.

Okay, so now we're going to do the photo. Okay.

I'm such a girl. No, you look great.

Just step back right behind the white line for me.

Here we go. You're going to stand straight. Take a deep breath. Give us a

smile. Hold it in three, two.

You know, I'm not a big fan of marriage for myself.

My parents separated when I was very little, got back together, we had my

brother, and then they kind of just went their separate ways when I was in

college. But I don't think there's really anything about my upbringing that

would cause me to believe what I believe about marriage and kids, and I believe

in Sheena and Shay's marriage.

And now to pronounce you Sheena Marie Shay.

Thank you, my darling.

Dude, I know you said you were kind of afraid to talk to Sheena or to be

expressive about yourself. Has it gotten better, like, as far as communication?

Do you feel comfortable talking to Sheena now?

I mean, it'll definitely take time.

Sheena's a very strong, opinionated person, and in our relationship, she

definitely has always kind of, like, run the show and likes to be in control.

It's almost like I gave her even more ammo to, like, have to run the

relationship because, you know, I...

up she listens and then you know but there's going to definitely be days that

maybe she doesn't and i have to say something so yeah it sucks because she

something to hold over my head now and i don't know when that's ever going to go

away the one thing she has to work on i think is I have a conversation with her,

like this, and then, like, no response. And then I look over, and she's just on

her phone, you know? And her nails, yeah, and her nails, and it's like, and

they're so fast.

So I kind of, like, yelled at her, and then she kind of got upset, but then I

got to take everything day by day right now, you know? Yeah.

Jay's like one of my only friends in Los Angeles that's married. So, you know, I

sort of looked at him to see what it's going to be like.

And right now it's looking kind of scary.

If they're having problems, anyone can have problems, you know.

I mean,

I wouldn't have thought after the last two weeks that I'd be that happy again.

No, there were a couple days where I'm like, are we going to get a divorce?

Like, I was miserable.

That's what for better or for worse is for. Yeah, it was just like for worse or

for worse.

You're there for each other in this time, too.

Shay and I are finally in a really good and strong place. I'm seriously, for

reals, ready to be Mrs. Sheena Shay.

I'll see you later, Sheena Shay.

Yay.

Love you.

I will see you tomorrow.

Okay. All right. Bye. Bye.

Coming up, I need the whole of Palm to be looking a thousand percent different

than it is right now. If anybody's looking at me, then I'm going to yell at

them.

Where's the tie back here?

I don't know, baby.

Oh, this looks like a bloody mess.

It's Pride weekend, which is a huge weekend, so I need the bar set up. Pink

up. Gay it up.

Gay it up. Okay, let's gay it up. We ho!

I need the whole apartment to be looking a thousand percent different than it is

right now.

If anybody's looking at me, then I'm going to yell at them because we should

moving. It's actually quite taxing to throw two parties a few hundred yards

each other. Where is James?

Isn't James supposed to be here?

What's this here on the bar?

There he is.

Oh, finally.

Nice of you to show up, yeah?

Why are you so late?

I'm just running up the street like a crazy person. Come on, I want to hear

I want to hear the sound test. Put your pump shirt on as well.

What the hell happened to you? Your arms and everything.

What's all this? Turn around.

What the hell is that?

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. La la la la la

la. La la la la la la.

It was not la la, if that's what you just said.

It was not her. Are those marks from Kristen again?

Oh, God, no.

Something's going on, and I don't like it. I smell trouble.

Lauren.

Thank you. Of course.

What is James doing?

I mean, what is he thinking?

I didn't tell you that. I mean, West Hollywood's a huge place. There's a

smorgasbord of young, gorgeous waitresses. Why does he have to

mine? Let's go.

Lisa did not throw a party at Sir for Pride. So it was really sad.

But this year, she is throwing a party. Fingers crossed, it'll be super slammed,

busy.

We're in Rome.

How's it going?

It's going great. It's good? Yeah, I love it.

Is it loud enough?

Yeah,

it's bumping.

Yay! Happy Pride!

It's a very important day for us and it's so...

Demanding. I actually wear a big hat.

I know it sounds weird, but a wide brim hat.

People don't want to go underneath to give myself just a little barrier

sometimes it's overwhelming.

Happy Pride!

Draw me.

Here. No.

You know,

if there was a rumor going around that Brittany and I broke up, well, maybe I

was the one that started that rumor. But we're not really sure where things are

going, so I'm definitely allowed to flirt.

I have always thought that Jax is a complete banger. He has a smile and he's

big. And the tattoos, they kill me every time. It just announces that he can

take a lot of pain. I mean, with how many Jax has, like, that's a man that

get roughed up.

Hey -o!

What's going on, my man? You good?

What happened?

Not much. Just a little bit of a trim.

Peter, I mean, whoa.

You without your long hair, it's like, I don't know, it's like Popeye without

his spinach.

He didn't make out with almost all of our girlfriends with short hair.

Papa! Oh, sorry.

Oh, yeah, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed.

Hey, Bobby. Hi.

What's going on? What's going on?

Did you just get here?

Yeah. I breathe the biggest sigh of relief when I walk by Paul.

So you're not there again? I'm so happy.

I don't think I could do it again.

I'm happy to see Schwartz.

I'm not happy that he's rubbing salt in my wound, that he doesn't have to work,

and I am working.

I feel like I need a beer.

I need something.

Son of a bitch.

Do you want to come to the garden?

Yeah, yeah. Will you hold my hand?

Siri, I'm too shy today.

I'm out of wine glasses, too. Wine glasses.

I'll just use wine glasses for now.

Jack's bartending in general is like a bull in a china shop. So Jack's

bartending face is like a bull in a china shop on roller skates during an

earthquake. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Katie.

Katie, Katie. These are for the guests.

You want to almost pass them, you can eat them. Exactly. Then you don't get

Hi. Hi.

What's up?

Lauren was pretty much begging me this morning not to tell anyone about this,

but there's not much I can do to hide there. Look at my back, for God's sake.

Way to keep those tracks cleaned up.

Turn around for me.

No, turn around for me.

What the... What is that?

You want me to be honest with you? No, I want you to f***ing lie to me. I slept

with someone last night.

That's what happens.

I like it.

She was like a motherfucking cobra. I don't understand.

What is this? I mean, babe, when I'm peaking in bed, I like to be fair.

You always wanted me to be honest with you, so I'm just straight up being

honest. Bye.

I said I would not be annoyed, but I actually am. Bye. No, for real. Bye.

Hey, you don't want a boyfriend, right?

If you were committed to me, let me be straight up with you. I know I just got

off with Kristen and stuff.

But you're the most beautiful girl that I think I've ever seen in my life.

But you don't want a boyfriend, and I'm not even your type. That's a little bit

awkward. Fine.

Listen, I won't lie a lot of these sketches. I won't let her know that I

playing with someone else. And, you know, let's just say I'm still playing

her rules.

I just want to literally scalp you right now. Get out of my face.

I didn't do good. Get out of my face.

Goodbye. You literally just want me to go.

Coming up. Wait, you have bruises? What is with this? Where is it from? I want

you

to

check out what's going on behind the bar. Make sure they've got everything

need.

Hey, Pinky, same thing to you?

I'm actually glad to see that Sir is as busy as pump.

Whenever you throw a party, you know, you always have that feeling, will

show up?

So I'm always, you know, happy to see it's actually, it's thriving.

What do you guys want?

Tell me what.

No, I don't want to make hard drinks.

We're here to get drunk.

There you go.

Yes. I'm not going to.

No, we're here to get wasted.

When you break glass behind a bar, it's a big deal because obviously glass is

clear, so is ice. So you have to change all the ice out.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm not saying that we shouldn't clear out all the ice with the glass in it.

just saying I don't want to, I'm drunk, and I just don't feel like it.

How was your day?

Good, good.

Crazy. Yeah. Is everyone trying to give you shots out there, like, galore?

Kind of. I'm taking it easy.

I'm taking any today.

I'd like a beer or two.

I'm not trying to get too shitty today. Yeah.

Even, like, a week ago, I don't think Shay would have been comfortable coming

out to a crazy partying, drinking environment such as Pride.

Now I get to watch everyone else get your face.

Right. Like, oh, that used to be me. Oh, that's embarrassing.

However, he's been doing really great recently, and I'm hoping this is just

good times to come.

You just hide back here and talk to me, please. I'm good with that.

There's a whole lot of pinkness going on today.

Let me have a look. You look gorgeous.

Why is it every day like this?

Yes! Okay, now everybody make out with Peter.

This is the first time that I am not working gay pride at Sir, but this year

get to drink at Pride without getting yelled at by Lisa.

Ariana, get on the board.

Yeah. Okay, I'm jumping in.

Kristen, no.

Go on. You made that decision when you were rude.

It's so strange to me that Kristen always wants to kind of try and

like, An unwelcome group. She wants to be front and center.

She would be on the bonnet of that car, red -eagled in a pink dress if I let

her. This is so bizarre. Like, I can't even.

And she doesn't understand. She lost that privilege when she told Diana to

a dick.

All right, let's get back to work!

You guys been slammed?

Oh, God, yeah.

Careful, careful.

And I'm like, oh, my God, I can't move anywhere. This is way crazier than last

any year. No, over there, it's pretty nuts.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I really do like the hat. Where's the... Make it more original.

You okay? You good? I'm good.

Sorry, what happened? I mean, you know. I care about him. I wish him the best.

It just wasn't good, and I... James says the same thing to me, you know. He

feels the same way. Except at 5 .30 in the morning when he acts like a psycho.

know. That's what I'm saying. So what happened? Cops showed up. They almost

arrested him.

Is that why he has bruises on?

Are you serious?

I, he got that from, uh, you know, a certain time of the month.

With who?

Not a guy.

He brought a random girl back and got into a fist fight with her? No, no, no,

no. I mean, they were having, you know, they were having sex.

Oh, so it was bruises and scratches from sex. Yeah, it was bruises and scratches

from sex.

Oh, I thought he, like, fought someone. No, no.

What the f*** is with these people?

Biting and scratching.

I don't know where they learn these things.

Who's turned on by this s***?

Oh, hello.

Thank you very much. What's up, mate? Jesus Christ.

How are ya? Nice to be here.

I'm taking a break. I'm DJing for 10 hours tonight. So, who did you f***? I'm

curious. Doesn't matter. I'm curious.

Was it Lala? Or was it someone new?

I heard you got the cops called.

What's with all these, what, your bruises? What is with this? Where is it

I like to get this. Remember, babe?

He's a f***ing nut.

Like, I'm a douche.

Lauren is giving good advice. She wants me to think like a man, cool down, don't

think much into it.

But that's not easy for me to do. I'm a thinker.

Give me a hug.

I love you, my love.

Coming up.

How are we going to get past this? Who were you with? Who were you with?

Two restaurants, two successful parties. I think we can call it a really

successful day.

I need to clock out and get the f*** out of here.

Here, you want to help?

Sure. I think there's some tents in there too.

How much is that?

I think I counted $7 .48.

$7 .48?

Compared to last year where I think I made $48.

Yeah, it's crazy out there. I feel like a stripper today. Like this is what they

have to deal with at the end of their shift.

All one.

So are we going to the strip club?

Is that what you said? I mean, I guess we could after all this.

People want to have sex with James?

What is going on?

I mean, can you just, like, take him back?

No, thank you, I'm good.

So you're not responsible for the... Me? God, no.

Get the f*** back.

Uh -oh. Calm down.

Calm down?

Why are you so angry? Because I had sex with somebody else? Someone seems really

hurt right now, considering you didn't want a boyfriend or anything. I'm

about being real. You have no idea what that means in the whole way.

James is such a cocky little piece of shit. This self -destructive pattern of

don't care and I don't, you know, whatever, I'll do whatever I want.

I'm just going to sit back and eat popcorn and watch what's going to

Jackson's like a bloody vulture. I mean, he's waiting for Lala to get mad at me

just so we can, like, swoop in on little Romaine. I mean, didn't he just do this

with Kristen?

How are we going to get past this? Let's be real.

Can I still fall in love with you?

Who were you with that did whatever you like?

Lauren, that girl that you were just standing with the whole time.

I love you, my love.

There you go. You want me to be honest? There you go.

What was she doing, lying to you all day?

Yep.

Should I beat your ass or should I beat... Alright.

Hey, do you want to slap me? Nope, bye.

Hey. Nope, we're good.

No? We're good. Alright, bye.

Where's Anthony?

Lauren is with the bartender, Anthony.

The marks on James are from her. She's him.

James and Lauren sent me over,

and now it's time for me to do something.

Are you f***ing kidding me? Do you have a mic on right now?

Anthony, are you f***ing kidding me right now?

And then she's f***ing the dude I'm making out with and making music with.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Right now, I'm feeling like I can't trust anybody right now.

You did.

You did.

You did sit with him. Be real with me. I am going to do it.

Oh, my God.

Coming up.

You all right?

How's someone finding you, actually?

I'm a little flustered. Is this, like, a normal occurrence at certain times?

Well, I mean, I don't have to warn you about all this stuff.

You warned me a little bit, but, like, this is too much.

How are you enjoying on any of this? Oh, no, I'm over it.

That's why I was, like, Jax and I probably would connect because it's

like, you're real from the jump.

And I felt like I was continuously real with him, and he just lied the whole

time. So that's when I have a problem, when someone's not real with me.

You know, I really feel for Lala. I mean, she's really getting her Ph .D.

cert today.

So, that being said, we're going to go to Tom's.

Can I come? Do you want to go?

Do you like how I invite myself before you even invite me?

We're good.

All right.

Sorry, babe.

Hi, babe!

I guess we'll see you at your house.

All right. See you at dinner.

Since James decided to throw respect out the window, Nothing is stopping me from

getting with Jack.

Let's get it popping, Daddy.

Come on.

Are you okay?

I mean, it's a little weird for me.

Wait, is she going home with him?

We'll have a good time. You have to understand, you're hanging out with a 24

-year -old who's going to feed you all night.

I'm over it.

That's Cliff.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

I love being with you and I plan on being with you for a very, very long

I don't want to screw this up.

So are you allowed to like still go and have drinks with me? I can do that. I'm

not asking you to have a drink.

Are you guys making like a business plan? I feel at this point it would be

-beneficial. What's up, Jason? Welcome to the office. I'm not too rehearsed,

I feel confident. I know what I'm talking about. I want to know what you

have been doing the last week since we last met.

It's funny that you step in on it the second I get done with it. I have a

I'm good, dude. Do you? Do you have a girl right now? James has the ego that

needs to be brought down a few pegs. You've got nothing going for you. You've

got nothing but Jack.

James fixates on Jack.

It is time for you to get over the Jack thing.

It's like, you did not just spit on my door.

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