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You think Lisa is seriously going to hire the girl you're dating? Yeah, 100%.

Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany.

Have you got a resume? I do not have a resume with me, no.

You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on.

We didn't have sex, Kristen. I know that 100 % of my life. I'm 100 % sure I made

out with her.

Trey got drunk out with his friends, and he hasn't been home since.

She's been, like, drinking a lot. I'd like to talk to him and see what's going

on, you know? The mixing of pills with alcohol is just a double depressant. He

was taking five a day, and I had absolutely no idea.

I feel like I've been cheated on. Is he the man that...

You thought it was.

I brought a bunch of, like, dresses and, like, solid color things.

I just want it to be, like, mostly about the hair and accessory, you know?

Really simple hairstyles that anyone can do, obviously, but using stuff like

bobby pins, not just to pin your hair back, but, like, creating, like, little

designs throughout your hair. The head chains are kind of a cool way to

accessorize, too.

I know, like, a lot of people wear them for, like, festivals and stuff, but

they're totally good for a night out. Yeah.

Pucker and Pout is a blog that I started about a year and a half ago.

That really focuses on beauty, hair, tutorials, DIY.

Do what I've been doing every day, but share it with the world.

Any, like, non -smiling, looking away, all about the hair and less about the

expression on my face would be great, because I'm not, like, in the chipperest

mood to take a photo, so... Shay and I have never gone more than a few hours

without exchanging a text message or a FaceTime or a phone call. The fact that

it's now been several days...

It's just weighing so heavy on my heart.

Should we have a quarter model with us today?

I don't want to toot my own horn, but you guys know I did graduate from the

Sandoval School of Modeling, so if you need a few pointers, I could lend my

expertise. How was work last night?

I left early.

Oh.

I'm going to sit down with Lisa. I'm telling her all the amazing things going

in my life right now.

What did you say?

He had had a pill problem last year, and I thought, right when we got that under

control, then his drinking gets worse. I just found out about all this. This is

all new to me. You sort of have, like, this idea, this stereotype of what an

addict should look like, you know?

And then you see someone like Shay, who is happy -go -lucky, he's lovable, and,

you know, it's just shocking.

Yeah. I feel like I should reach out to him.

I really don't want to cry off all this makeup I just put on.

Breathe, breathe, breathe.

You look really good. I need to take pictures of your gorgeous face.

Lisa told me to breathe through my nose. Yeah, just breathe, and it's like one

day at a time, honestly.

Hey, this is Jennifer.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Oh, I love that.

You look like a goddess right now. Thanks.

I wish I felt like one.

I really want to be here for Katie. I want to make, you know, these pictures

look amazing.

So Game of Thrones inspired. I love it.

But all I can think about right now is my marriage is falling apart. How can I

smile?

I think it's good.

Sorry I'm not in my normal perky puppy mode.

Hey. What's up? What's going on, kiddo?

Working. How are you liking this place so far?

It's a tough crowd over here.

Yeah? Yeah.

Lala, she's young, she's blonde, she's pretty. She's hard not to look at,

really. Any males in the equation?

Like... Are you dating?

No. No? Mm -mm. You know, I got Brittany, you know, but we're not

you know. I've got a little bit of feelers out there. I've got to see

biting. And you're Mormon, right?

Did someone tell me that? Or you come from an area of lots of Mormons? Yeah,

from Utah.

I heard this little rumor about Mormons.

This isn't appropriate, I'm sorry, but a lot of girls, they don't have sex

before marriage. Right. Or they try to save themselves, but they're really into

anal.

Is that true?

Yeah. Are you serious? Anal, and they get killer blowjobs.

Mormons are champ, man.

That's why I'm not a Mormon.

I do not want to have anal or give multiple BJs a day.

A lot of work.

I need to move to Utah.

No, don't be doing that.

I'll be your Utah chick.

Well, that's interesting. Do you know the things that I get into?

Okay, what are you doing? What are you actually doing here? I'm making sure

she's doing all right. Are you working tonight?

I'm working right now and tonight, yeah.

They get back behind the bar and ignore 90 % of what he says.

Actually, no, I'm wrong. 95 % What

are you doing?

What are you doing? Flirting with Lala?

Every girl needs a little jacks in her life.

I'm sure there's a little jacks to give her.

Out of all the girls in Hollywood, he has to choose my new hostess.

Don't poo in your own backyard.

You're here to work. Do that in your own time.

Aren't you in love with Miss Lingerie? Brittany.

Do you think Lisa liked me?

Yeah, I really do. I really think she liked you. She was really impressed.

Okay, good.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's coming to town. And I really, she really needs... She's

coming back? Yeah, she's coming back tomorrow.

That being said, she really needs a job. She's a really hard worker. She's a

great bartender. She's a good girl. She hasn't even been... through your night

-to -day trial period? How do I know she's going to last with you? Let's be

honest, right?

This girl is going to give up her life and move to L .A., and it's all going to

depend on Mr.

Jax Taylor.

You know, he's had three noses in one year.

Jax doesn't understand the word commitment.

She just needs something, and I'm just trying to help her to get something.

hard to get a job here. I actually do really like her. I think she's a nice

girl, so let's see. Okay.

Okay, now can you get me a drink?

What do you want to drink? A good bartender would remember.

Uh -oh.

What's up, guys?

As much as I hate him and I want to kill him, bringing James out actually isn't

really all that bad because he's always going to do something crazy.

Are we going to be good tonight?

No. No. All right. I didn't think so. Don't be bored. I just turned it up,

He is me at that age. You know, I was very free, sleeping with everybody,

drinking all the time.

It was me recently.

What can I get for you? Something to drink?

Yeah, we're going to do peanut sauce. He's going to get his beer. Perfect.

That's how we do in Florida. Let me ask you one thing. What does Kristen think

about you being here right now? She's okay, no worries, everything's good?

Yeah. Why wouldn't she be?

All right, all right. To be honest, I don't fucking know. Yeah, I mean, maybe

she feels a little bit uncomfortable.

You guys have broken up and gotten together a lot. Oh, yeah, like 20 times

month. Oh, my God.

No, not 20, eight. I think eight.

That's a lot. I know.

Things have just come to a point where Kristen and I are honestly just bringing

out the worst in each other. We just fight and fight and fight and fight and

fight until we find something new to fight about. We're actually going to

therapy tomorrow.

It's kind of a young relationship to be going to therapy, right?

It's really just a better opportunity.

Like a referee?

I was with Kristen for years.

I'm very well aware how crazy and delusional she is. Is that therapist?

is going to need a therapist when they're done.

By the way, me and you are going to head over to Lisa's house and talk about

doing some work for her sangria line.

Obviously, you know, her sangria is doing well. And I would like to just go

there and, like, place it in different bars, different restaurants, whatever.

Dude, that's awesome.

Yeah, dude. Hell yeah.

As much as I love doing print jobs, I feel like I'm starting to grow out of it

just a little bit. And you know what it means? I'm at a point where we realize

even Peter Pan grows up.

So let's start looking at some other career possibilities.

Obviously, I know a lot about the bar business, being in it for so many years.

I've never really had an actual sales job, but I can sell every single one of

those cocktails at Sir, and I sell them well.

Woo! More shots?

I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk a little bit.

Me too, I'm getting drunk too. Uh -oh.

What do you guys think of Lala?

Lala's like that pretty hot girl that wants to be a slut, but I wouldn't admit

she's a slut, but really, she's a huge slut.

James is obviously space.

I'm a little tipsy, guys.

His face turns red, his arms are flailing around.

He also dominates every conversation.

I was on tour the other day, and I was like, Tom, listen to this.

And your personal space drops down to about zero.

You know what I mean, bro?

Coming up. Like, zero to 4 ,000. I feel like it's an excuse for asking, like,

yeah.

James?

You gonna wake up?

Oh, God.

What are you doing?

Uh, making breakfast.

I don't want breakfast, Kristen. I don't want breakfast. You don't want

breakfast?

Fine.

So you want to tell me kind of, I don't know, what happened last night? Why did

you get so hammered?

I don't know, Kristen, because the shots kept coming.

And now how do you feel about that?

To be honest, I don't know, Kristen. I've got a little bit of a hangover.

What are you doing today, Kristen?

What am I doing today?

Yeah. We have couples therapy. This is Kristen's little way of saying, hey,

James, don't go having any fun today because there's a big storm coming your

way. I've honestly been awake for 38 seconds and this is already the worst

of my life.

Hello? Hi, James.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you.

I've been going to therapy on my own for about nine months, and it has done

volumes for me.

Deep breath.

Here we are.

I'm pretty upset with him right now.

What are you upset about, Kristen?

I'm really uncomfortable because you're so tipsy. Get over it, Kristen. Went out

with the boys and I got fucking drunk. Okay? Get over it.

What's the issue? It's not like I'm a f***ing loser sitting in a den getting

drunk every night and f***ing up. You drink a bottle of wine a day, okay?

Slightly. Yeah, great.

Excuse?

Um, for acting like a f***ing ass?

Like, if I did half the s*** that you do to me, you would, like, your head would

explode.

You can cheat on me with your sorry dick.

Jenna and I have been friends for a really long time. We're friends, I would

say. Kristen, everybody gets a knife and we just carve.

You really want to give me a knife?

And when I started dating James, apparently Jenna had a thing for him and

cheated on me with her.

It sounds like there's some unhealthy things happening.

And for me, it's like, how do we stop the retaliating on both of your sides?

I mean, it's going to destroy the relationship, and if you don't want to

that, you guys have to stop.

I guess. I just feel like she's hurt me so much that I want to hurt her back

when we're fighting, you know? I feel like there's a lot of things that I

haven't quite gotten over.

Like? Just, like, people she's had sex with.

Be specific. Who?

Jax, Tom.

Tom and Jax both affect you a lot.

I don't know. It's just uncomfortable.

Like, you know, it makes me feel uncomfortable.

I literally put effort into telling you how proud I am of you, how talented you

are, how gorgeous you are, how smart you are.

She seems to think she's, like, parenting me sometimes and, like, has to

like, worried about me and take care of me all that crap. I don't feel like

that's necessary. But my biggest issue is, like, the lack of responsibility for

anything that he does.

But are you guys... Where do you pull this shit out of your ass? I'm sorry.

You're delusional.

That's why. Again, it's name -calling. We don't need to... There's a way to

like, I feel like I can't... I feel like you're delusional. Or I feel like you

mischaracterized me.

Completely mischaracterized me. Completely.

That's up in the head, Krista.

It's up.

It's like, you fucking bitch. Like, why would you do that? It's ridiculous. But

that language is not respectful.

No, she's not respectful.

But that language isn't respectful.

The question is, are you guys willing to work this stuff out, or do you just

want to keep hurting each other and being angry? I feel like I'm trying so

We need to figure out how you guys can actually repair the things that

I guess what I'm questioning, and I hate saying this, but I'm questioning if

that's even possible.

What we're doing right now isn't working.

The growth that I want to see in James is not coming fast enough.

This is obviously not helping at all.

You guys look amazing.

Thank you. Are you trying to upstage us or what's up?

Always. I'm always trying to upstage you.

Good evening, everyone.

My name's Gary. I'll be taking care of you. Hey, Gary. How are you?

I'm going to have a bramble. I'm going to do what you're doing. Excellent

choice. Beautiful.

I'll be right up. Everybody, we got happy?

We're good on happy?

Yeah. Happy drinks.

Now that I heard that you guys are officially boyfriend and girlfriend,

congratulations, by the way.

I've been dating Sarah since Sheena's birthday party.

This is Sarah.

It's actually a relief to me.

After all these years, I actually bring a girl around because for the longest

time, I was always flying solo.

Jack, for instance, he has a different girl every week, but I'm not going to

bring around a girl unless I know it's going to be a little serious.

Peter and I have something to tell you guys. Oh, my God. You guys are getting

married. Hi -ya.

I think I'm going to be getting some training soon.

That's as far as that department goes.

What do you mean?

I have a four -year -old.

We've never met a real grown -up with responsibilities.

Listen, I love kids.

I love them. I want to have one.

But, you know, in the distant, distant, far -off future.

What's that?

I can't barely make it out. I think it's a kid, but it's so far away.

Can't really tell. Could be a dog.

What do you guys think about, like, marriage and kids?

I've always thought of marriage as something that was really far off, and

because of Ariana, like, I... Dude, if you... I could see... I would

marry you. That's a good thing. Just saying.

Aw. You have to be with someone who's worth it.

I've never wanted to be married or have kids.

At five years old, I just... Knew it wasn't for me.

Ariana's squirming.

I'm committed to Tom, but I don't see marriage as, like, a goal.

Ariana doesn't want that.

There's this very subtle battle of wills that me and Ariana have. Will we get

married? Will we not? Like, I just have to be so awesome that she can't help but

want to marry me.

Now it's great. Now it's your turn.

He's got this one.

What do you want me to say?

Deadlines. I love deadlines. I love ultimatums. I like pressure.

All that.

I love her so much. She's so amazing.

I love Shorty. He's so cute. I'm like, well, he's probably one of the most

annoying people I've known in my life. I can't stand him 90 % of the time. It's

not a fair assessment.

You know who was missing last night from guys night?

Who? Michael Shea.

Michael Shea, dude.

They're having some issues.

You know, some big...

He's staying at his parents' house. They're not actually really talking

now. He's been drinking a lot lately and stuff.

It's clear right now that you can tell they're not communicating.

The most important thing to do when you are in a fight with your significant

other is to talk to your significant other about it.

Sheena can be bossy, and she can be domineering, and sometimes...

Shay feels like he gets stepped on. It's so crazy because the last time I really

had a conversation with them, Sheena was trying to figure out what names sound

cute with Shay.

I feel like they never caught up until now.

Both of them are really good at the happy face.

I think it's hard for both of them to come to a friend and say things aren't

necessarily awesome.

Sometimes Sheena can make a big deal out of little problems, but you very rarely

hear about big problems from her. And I feel like maybe this problem has become

so big that...

He's being forced to talk about it. And when you're depressed and you drink, you

get more depressed.

Exactly. It's really hard to dig yourself out of that.

I understand, dude.

He hasn't had steady money coming in. And I know that feeling. I've been

Shay is really having sort of man problems right now.

I mean, because he feels like he's not providing enough monetarily, he doesn't

feel as important.

I've definitely gone through that before.

Sheena has a little bit of anger right now from what I got from her towards

Shay. It's just not fair, and so she needs somebody to sort of step in and,

like, come from the other side.

They're having issues.

We're all friends.

We've all been there for each other. Sheena's been there for me in so many

Everyone here.

Like, they need our help.

Yeah.

Coming up.

There's a squad right there.

I mean, it literally just pissed out its ass.

I do that when I'm around Lisa too. I know you do.

I know I don't have anything for tonight. I'm completely booked up. Yeah,

could see if we have something.

No, and I completely understand, but tonight will absolutely not work at all.

All right, have a great night.

Bye -bye.

Hi, mister.

Hi, darling.

You're DJing tonight?

Yeah, Lisa. I was bussing, but Lisa got me a... She got me a... She said, oh,

yeah, if you want to do a little DJing tonight, you can go ahead and do that. I

was like...

Yeah, lovely.

You're much sexier as a DJ than a buster.

Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you? Yeah.

I'll play some good stuff for you later. I know, I love everything you play, so

I think we'll be good.

Don't you sing a little bit? I mean, for such a gorgeous girl, I'm sure you've

got, you know, a voice as an angel. I sing a little bit.

A little bit.

I bet I can make you sound gorgeous.

Did you have fun doing that, darling?

Yeah, I would love it. As much as I want it to work out with Kristen and I, I

have to say I've got a bit of a wandering eye and I have a little bit of

with this one. I don't need to spell it out for you, do I?

You're so pretty, darling.

Thank you.

You're making me blush. Am I?

Yeah.

Dude, how you feeling? You feeling good about this? I'm feeling really good,

man. Me too.

Um, what are you thinking about wearing?

I was thinking, you know, like, upscale casual, like we're going on, like, a

Lexus audition, you know?

Young, professional.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aspirational. Like a butt now.

Yeah, yeah, like a butt, yeah. Okay, cool, a butt now.

One thing I know from auditioning is if you want to get the part, you got to

dress and look the part.

All right, dude, come pick me up.

I'll be looking sharp.

Me and Tom are both excited about the prospect that meets them at St. Green.

So, I'm just trying to dress like a guy that Lisa Vanderpump would be in

business with.

Got that.

Dude,

I swear, this place gets bigger every time I come here.

I mean, it literally just pissed off its ass.

I do that when I'm around Lisa, too.

I know you do. You better hold it together today. I know. I got it. I got

Let's be real.

Anytime you're propositioning Lisa, there's always going to be a little bit

nerves there.

Hi. Hi.

Here's to Lisa.

Okay, can we come in? Yeah, it's good. Should we take our shoes off?

No. No, it's okay.

But I'm more worried about sports than I am myself, so I'm going to try to take

the lead on this one.

Villa Rosa. I know. I want to house the names.

I want the moat with the swans in there and seven dogs running around and when

you walk into my house and you're just sort of afraid to touch anything because

it feels like a museum.

I want that.

It's like a peasant has been invited into the castle.

But I think this is going to go well, man. We both have our strengths.

Well, yeah.

Hello, you guys.

Oh, hey, Lisa.

How long have you been standing there?

There comes a time when some of my employees, they won't spread their

I'm not sure if they quite understand what they're getting into exactly, but

I'll see. I have an open mind.

Before we get into business, though, I did want to tell you what Sheena told us

about Jay. We know pretty much everything.

You do?

That you know, yeah. I know things have been sort of building up with him, too,

because, you know, Sheena right now is kind of, like, paying for everything,

he feels a bit, like... Emasculated. Exactly.

And I feel like Shea just needs a jump start.

I want to ask you if there's any possibility we could give Shay a job at

At Pump, away from, just hear me out for a second. It's not going to help. Lisa,

for one second. Why would I give him a job?

He needs to get clean and he needs to get sober and he needs to get his shit

together. Coming to work for me is not going to help that.

It touches me how kind they are when it comes to Shay.

But I don't think really the best solution for Shay, if he's struggling

addiction to alcohol, is to come and work at my bar.

Hi, darling. How are you doing? Hey, guys. Hey, dude.

Good to see you, man. It's been a long time. Hi.

You look gorgeous.

I got to say, I like the shaved head.

Thank you.

Feels good. Kind of goes with anything.

Yeah, you look good. I'm really digging the shaved head. Appreciate it. I'm not

brown -nosed in here, but Jason is very handsome.

Jason almost looks like...

the model version of a successful businessman you know except for that he

actually is the successful businessman me i'm still a model one of the reasons

why we're here is because i think the sangria is an amazing product and uh i

like the fact that it's not too sweet obviously you know a great name, Lisa

Vanderpump Sangria.

Schwartz, he did used to work in wine and spirits.

I don't know if you guys know that.

That's what my background is in. I have always planned on getting back into the

wine and spirits business at some point. Because I'm familiar with the industry.

I know you are somewhat, too. I am, actually, and I really feel like I could

push a product in St. Louis and just get right to the point. I go back to St.

Louis almost four times a year, and I know everybody.

And if I don't know them, my friends know them.

You know, I have a reputation in St. Louis.

I'm a good time.

I'm a straight shooter.

And on top of that, I've just gotten to know tons of people, and I feel like I

can offer something in St. Louis right off the bat.

It's not just about getting the sangria at the bar and at the restaurant.

It's about getting it into people's hands.

When I'm out there in St. Louis, I would order some of the LVP sangria, and

they'd be like, oh, what's that? Of course people would ask immediately,

that? And I'm like, oh, this is old Lisa Vanderpump sangria.

Here, try it. And people start talking about it. I know the kind of thing that

you're thinking, but you have to understand that if you're going to

this, you need to broaden your horizons. This can't just be like I'm going up to

little clubs and pubs and bars in St. Louis. I would want you to be thinking

globally. I don't think that they quite understood how big this brand has got.

These two have been in God knows how many cities in the last few months. Just

got back from Rome.

Miami, London, last week.

Wow.

Talking to Australia, it's in Turkey. We have a meeting with a 3 ,000 -store

chain in Australia. If that gets picked up, the company goes from here to there.

We get resumes submitted every day because it's a big company and it's

international now, but obviously we'd rather go with people who are passionate

about it and who know it.

You better not be having mental breakdowns and crying and leaving.

What I would suggest is...

Think about it and sort of put together a little plan and bring it back to me.

We do need some time to think about that. Yeah.

Thanks again for meeting us and stuff.

Don't screw any of us around.

Of course not.

Thanks, guys. Awesome.

We're not walking out of here with a six -figure salary and 401Ks, sort of

walking out with a homework assignment. That's kind of lame, but I guess it's

better than walking out with a no.

All right, guys. Good to see you again. All right, good to see you. Bye.

Coming up. Why did you marry me? Why?

Do you regret marrying me? Like, why?

Make sure you drive it.

How are you?

I'm good.

Hi. Hey, Mama.

Hi. What's up, Mama? How are you?

I haven't been here in a minute, so Shay and I have talked,

and we both decided more time apart is not an option.

I'm, like, looking at all these wedding pictures, and it's just, like, it's

depressing because it's like we were that happy, and now we're not.

So the only option is for him to come home and fix it.

Hey, guys. Hey, what's up, guys?

Hey, dude.

Hey, man.

Don't know.

Nice stripes.

Thanks, man.

Here we all are.

I wanted you guys to be here because I felt like having a buffer would make him

more comfortable. He's more comfortable talking in a group setting than one -on

-one. It is very, very strange that Sheena and Faye want us all here. But if

being here helps them...

then, of course, we're glad to do it. At the end of this, I just really hope he

knows that he has a good support system in L .A. He doesn't have to run home to

mom and dad to escape this life. We're married. There's no running away.

What's up, man?

Hey. Hey.

Give me some love, homie.

Oh, man.

Dude, I missed you, man. It's been so long since I've seen you.

I missed you.

Shay,

what's up, dude? You're making us all cry.

What have you been up to, man?

I've been home for over a week. I stayed with my parents.

I've been going through a lot of stuff personally.

And I kind of like ran away.

I mean, I guess you got my text messages, right?

Yeah, I got all your messages. I kind of just cut everyone off, unfortunately.

No explanation needed in that department.

Completely get it.

Yeah, it happens, man.

I just want you to know, man, like, we're here, dude.

We're f***ing here.

And... Shay, I'm asking you, do you feel like you were

addicted to pills? Or do you feel like you were just... Like, if you didn't

those pills, did you feel withdrawal symptoms?

You did?

Holy s***.

How many were you taking a day?

On average, probably like five.

Wow. Wow.

The most I've ever taken is probably like ten in a day. What?

Oh, my gosh.

Ever since I've known you guys, I've always been on them. Holy shit.

Instead of paying bills some months, he would just buy pills.

Hearing some of the shit that Shay is going through, it's scary.

By all accounts, I mean, This is a real addiction.

It makes me feel like we're in our 30s now. Maybe we can't get away with some

this that we did in our 20s, you know?

I knew you would judge me. That was one big reason that I never talked to you

about it.

Did you have some guy that you'd get him from?

I did multiple people.

Really? Holy shit.

Things that an addict does, and I didn't know I married an addict. I didn't know

he had all these problems. I would have helped him years ago.

I just feel like you're miserable with me. I'm not. And it feels that way. I'm

not, though.

You were just so blacked out, drunk, and depressed.

You just haven't been happy.

I have been so, so miserable and lonely this past week. Thank

God. I've been so miserable and lonely for two years.

Why did you marry me?

Why? Do you regret marrying me? Like, why?

Sheena, stop.

I'm glad they're here, because when I have conversations with you, I'm, like,

intimidated by you. The second maybe I, like, start expressing or get upset or

something, you cut me off, and you take completely over the conversation.

If he's saying that you intimidate him, you scare him sometimes in

conversations, like, you need to...

Take that to heart.

I'd rather just stay quiet and not have a conversation.

That's not okay.

But I can't get anything out of her, though. Don't wait for it to blow up to

tell me, like, you fucking hate me.

I don't hate you.

Shay needs to speak up more.

Sheena needs to listen more.

And if they can figure out a place to meet and all of that, I think that

both be happy.

I just don't want you to regret.

I don't. I never, no.

And, like, hurting you and seeing you cry, like, kills me. And I just want to

apologize for the dumb decisions I have made.

I went home because I needed to.

But I feel bad leaving you, you know, to defend for yourself.

But I got my mind right. I got, you know, I just got a lot of things out.

I mean, you came back, but you didn't really have a bag. So, like, I mean, are

you staying or are you going back to your parents? I mean... No, I'm staying.

I want to come home. Yeah.

Welcome back, man.

Thank you.

There's just a lot of things I have to work on.

It would help me, too, if you just...

You're just so polite and,

like, quiet and, like... I'll just be on, like, rambling and rambling and

rambling, and then you'll just, like, get, like, a word in, and then I keep

talking and talking and talking. Like, somebody's going to be like, can you

and let me finish?

Coming up, one thing I want to ask you, which I

did ask you last time, where's your resume?

Yeah. Okay.

Hello. Hi. Hello.

You remember me?

Yes. Good to see you again. How are you? Great, how are you?

Back for more? Yeah.

Okay. So you still want to work at Sir? Of course.

I thought I'd give this girl Brittany another chance because Jax had asked me

to. But, I mean, she's virtually in her underwear.

Again. Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany.

Hi, Brittany.

Okay, so...

One thing I want to ask you, which I did ask you last time, where's your resume?

Yeah, we should have brought that.

It was a good idea when you gave your job interview to bring your resume. If I

employ somebody, I want to know exactly who they are, what they've done, where

they've been.

I know.

Let's be honest. I mean, really, Brittany's looks are her resume.

That should be enough.

So tell me off the top of your head, what restaurant have you worked at?

I've worked at Hooters.

Hooters. Yes.

Why did you say that? I have to tell her the truth.

Okay. It's just sometimes everyone thinks, oh, Hooters, just kind of, you

know, what are you going to do?

Is that where you met?

No, we met in Vegas. Okay, listen, she's telling you her resume.

Why do they call it Hooters again?

Because you wear, like, the little outfits more than you're wearing now.

Uh, yeah.

Jack thinks the only experience that she needs is in bed with him, and it's not.

So she's actually done me a favor not bringing her resume because it's just

of like a gift, really. I have the excuse I need.

Sorry, it will not work out for working at Sir now.

Now you guys are together because I can see it's problematic. It makes it more

complicated. Well, it doesn't if you don't work in the same restaurant. You

multiple restaurants.

It's not like we have to work at the same one.

No, I don't think it's going to work out like that at all.

We don't encourage intercompany dating. Do you understand?

No, I understand.

I feel like Lisa's kind of holding Brittany to, like, an unfair standard

she's dating me. I think she was just at a loss before she even started. That's

not fair.

So I've got things to do. Okay. Thank you. Good luck with that one. Okay.

Do you want me to chop this up?

Yes, please.

Can you grab me a Capri Sun?

Yeah.

Ooh.

Fancy.

I can't wait until we have, like, a house with, like, a dining room and a

room table and we can eat like normal humans.

Hashtag goals.

Good to have you back home.

Good to be home.

What did you do the whole time you were back home?

I spent a lot of time, you know, with my family and my parents especially.

It's being with the people that, like, I feel most comfortable.

But that could be me.

Oh, not when we're going through what we're going through. So what, I stay

Where do I go move in with Tom and Tom or, like, whatever?

No, we work through it.

You don't understand.

You're not easy to work through things with because I can't be honest all the

time because you're intimidating.

They can't get a word in and stuff like that. That's why I left.

Trying to get better about that. I understand that, but I'm saying I'm

get better about telling you how I feel.

You know,

do whatever it takes, you know, to fix me, but to fix it.

That's all I care about.

The guy who I used to be, who's taking pills and drinking too much and that,

he's gone.

I don't want to see him again.

And it's fine to drink when it's an occasion and we're having fun.

So I'm not being like, oh, you need to be clean and sober and never drink

It's just...

Well, the thing is, yeah.

Find the happy medium. That's all I'm saying.

I don't think I could ever be with someone who's completely sober because

that's not reality with the life I lead with my friends. What he needs to do is

just sip. You don't have to drink to get drunk.

Drink to get a good buzz.

We did have an agreement, and I'm sticking with that.

I don't want you to think this is because I don't trust you.

I know. I understand.

If marijuana is positive, I'll give you a pass.

My goal would be, by our one -year anniversary, that we're in a way better

place. I guess I should go handle this.

You can finish your grease on first.

It's a Jesus farm.

And that's what I told him. I said, I'm going to test you as much as I have to

until I trust that you're not taking anything again.

Going to drain the Lutheran.

Coming up. He doesn't need rehab. Do not sweep. I'm not going to. Pull up that

rug. Absolutely. And clean out the cobwebs.

Hello. Hi.

Eric, can you ask somebody to bring me a cup of tea?

Sure. Thanks.

So how are you doing?

Better emotionally.

So where are you at in your head? We had a good breakthrough conversation that I

think is going to put him on the right path.

But if you've been doing stuff for eight years, it takes more than one

conversation. Oh, absolutely.

And he's been divisive, and he's been lying to you. My point is, you said that

you have done it on your own. And I don't think life's that simple.

There are a lot of people as strong as you that haven't been able to make

addicts quit.

I know I married the right person, and I know we're going to get through this.

It's not going to be easy, but I'm not a quitter.

He does need help.

He doesn't need rehab.

Well, you say that. No. You say that. I mean, it wasn't like he was taking 10 or

15 a day. Some days it was two.

Some days it was five.

The most he ever took in one day, he said, was probably close to 10.

But that was a long time ago.

How do you know it's not lying to you?

Because I make him pee in a cup.

And I'm just like, hey, next time you have to pee, go pee in there.

She's not a nurse.

She's not an addiction specialist.

It's not normal to be doing random pee tests with your husband. That is not

really the foundation of a good and happy marriage.

Do not sweep. I'm not going to. Pull up that rug and clean up in cobwebs and get

with it, you know. You put your foot up his ass.

Oh, it's far up there.

Okay.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Kristen Doughty is over.

I had fun last night, you know? I did, too.

Don't we have a new fraternization rule?

Are you trying to sabotage La La and James? He's going to sink his own ship.

don't have to do anything.

James has said so much about you. He's like, she's a slut, she's a whore.

You'll be in a basic bedside.

I really don't think he's going to fuck up again. I think he's going to do

everything in his power to make me the happiest woman alive.

I have milk. That is no longer shelf life in that marriage. That is so neat.

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