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Coming up on part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

I'm sorry that hurts your feelings, but I don't care. I'm not a f***ing awful

person. You think you're better than all of us on the show. Yes, you do. F***ing

admit it. I honestly feel like I should just say I'm wrong just so that everyone

knows I'm wrong.

When you did have sex with the girl in Miami, which I completely 100 % believe

that you did. Shut the f*** up, James. Oh, you shut the f*** up. It looks like

the smoking guy and also her description of your genitalia. Oh my god, dude.

Why did you tattoo Stassi's face?

Oh, my God. You are a straight -up serial killer.

Hey, just go.

Sit down and be quiet. It's none of your business.

There's a piece of videotape that you're not proud of that you are in. I did

watch it. I don't want anybody to know about this.

You think it's okay for a girl to hit a guy?

It scares me, Andy, to be honest. You guys couldn't just keep it together for

one night.

I've been a boyfriend for the past year, and... What is that? Take your hand and

ask you to...

Hey everybody, welcome to part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I'm Andy

Cohen.

Dusty, tell me more about when things went bad with Katie.

Did you, you felt betrayed by the Miami thing?

No, it was more than that. I was thinking about this a lot going into

Anyone were to have been reaching out to me and granted? Yes, I didn't reach out

to you But like I would be kind to you just like I reached out to you when I

an episode I said I feel so bad my heart broke for you No, I mean, I like to see

you learning but the question I said that like I just okay and I appreciate

But the question I have is why you cut me off why you deemed me unworthy of

friendship now It was both of us

Honestly, I did I felt not really I was blindsided by it pretty much the last

time I saw you was your birthday and you pretty much Stonewalled me days before

I even got invited to Miami and you went into like a hole I understand you have

some stuff going on, but you couldn't even return a text message Really? What

was I supposed to do come banging on your door? That's not how friendship

You pick up the damn phone and you call me back.

Are your fingers broken?

I don't understand why you could not get back in touch with me. I think you're

thinking of it as so black and white. Oh, I'm thinking of it as black and

You are fairly black and white. Tell me what I did to you.

I honestly feel like I should just say I'm wrong just so that everybody knows.

None of you guys know me.

But also she worked with all these people every day. I felt like I 100 %

have gotten over the Miami thing. I just kept wanting her to acknowledge that

like, yeah, I know I totally just did a 180 and we've been friends for so long

and had the same point of view and talked about the same things. And I

have had, and I just felt like you weren't talking to me.

You would not respond to my text messages. I also, part of that went to,

Tom and I went to our first couple of therapy that you also knew about.

Being the wonderful friend that you are didn't even ask me how that went. And

that's kind of where I came up with my decision to go. And that all changed.

I would have loved to share that information with you if you would have

up your damn phone.

It's really simple.

Friendship is two ways. Okay, I'm sorry that I hurt you in that way. I'm sorry

that you're hurt. But I just don't understand why you weren't responding to

And I'm very sorry.

I'm apologizing that you're hurt.

I'm literally saying to you, I'm sorry that you're hurt.

It was messed up that you did not respond to me. Let me ask you this.

happens. Do you understand why she did go to Miami? Yes. You do? Absolutely.

I would have gotten over that so quickly. It just snowballed into so much

I don't know what snowballed. You cut me off and that was it.

No, Katie, because then I hear that you're saying things and of course you

probably hear that I'm saying things. Is that what you're talking about? Things

keep snowballing. You heard I talked about Patrick or something to someone?

You literally changed your life and basically became like this kept woman.

So yeah, I did talk to people about it and I'm sorry that hurts your feelings,

but I don't care at this point. So if you need to cut me off because you don't

want to hear my opinions because they're probably right. then so be it.

Listen, Stassi, I don't know if you know how devastated Katie was when you cut

that relationship off. I mean, she was really devastated.

I don't care when I hear about her talking about somebody that I love so

I, I, I.

No, because it's my feelings, of course. I know, I know, but Stassi, let me ask

you this. Do you think that they've been as tough on you as you have been on

them this season?

Not even close.

I think that in their blogs and, like, the aftermath of it, yeah. But I

understand that they're hurt by jokes that I've made or me ripping on them.

They're not jokes. I think they are, and I'm sorry that they have hurt you. When

you're angry and yelling about it, it doesn't seem like you're trying to be

funny. But that, you guys know me.

Yeah, I do know you, exactly.

I am trying to apologize to each and every one of you.

for any of the comments that I have made offending you. And I'm very sorry,

because I feel like that is the one thing that I can really own up to that

fault. And I'm sorry that I hurt all of you.

My boyfriend's half weasel, half vagina.

When I hear rumors about Tom cheating on you and then Jack saying these things

about Tom and him not defending you, yeah, I'm going to say a stupid joke

half weasel, half vagina.

The fact that, like, Tom got Sheena's wedding invitation.

Reply yet?

What, is Schwartz going to go without her?

That is, like, grounds for breaking up with my boyfriend.

Schwartz is, like, half weasel, half vagina.

Like, it's not that big of a deal, half weasel, half vagina. That is, like,

nothing.

Stassi, I want to talk about you and Sheena.

Sheena, Stassi looks a little thirsty. Would you mind getting her a pinot

grigio? If I can throw it in her face.

Do you think you rubbed it in Sheena's face a little too much that you're no

longer a waitress here?

No. No? I don't. I think we both give it to each other.

You found yourself at this big event in Hollywood with the whole gang, and you

lost a bet.

So you had to go sit with Sheena and Kristen.

Highest sex game ever.

I always lose.

High card cut.

Keep it classy. Keep it classy. Keep it classy.

We were just going to come over and say hi.

What was going through your mind?

I felt like a half weasel, half vagina.

What did you?

I really, I was embarrassed.

I felt like a loser.

Well, Stassi, after that party, you seemed to make a choice to really cut

everyone off.

Speaking of choices, Jax, why in the world did you tattoo Stassi's face on

arm? It looks like Stassi.

Did you tattoo Stassi's face?

Is it just, is it a specific face or is it just like your ideal face?

What? It's not Stassi, Stassi. It's not you. It's not you.

It's a joke. Hold on.

You're hyperventilating. It's not you. But it looks like her?

Yeah, it looks like it. Similar.

It's actually a hybrid of Carmen and Saucy.

Why would you get?

tattoo. I like it. I like the face.

It's really pretty. It's like a hybrid.

It's a half and half.

But why does it always have to be a tattoo of some girl?

Let me ask you this. Why does anybody care what I do? Because I care.

Who cares? Are you all going to lose sleep over it? I do care.

Who cares what I do? Everyone take care of you, you, you, and this world would

be such a better place.

Show it. Show us. You gotta show it. Let's see it.

Honestly,

I can really give two shits. to what anybody thinks about what I do to my

I don't care. No, you don't care.

But it's just like a little look. I'm just excited to see the new ink.

Let's see. So that's... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Let's have a look at that.

You're a straight -up serial killer.

What do you think of that tattoo?

Um... Too close for comfort? I mean, I don't know. Like, did he... I don't

I don't know. It's all really, really weird. It's really weird.

OK, I want to talk to you about you and Lisa because it seems like Lisa made

some efforts this season to try to help you out professionally and also try to

get you to reconcile with your friends.

Do you have something against her?

I felt like I had confided in Lisa.

And then I felt like you didn't care.

And you just kept saying, be friends with this person. Be friends with this

person. Pushing me on people. Pushing me on people. No, I never pushed you on

people. I understood if you didn't want to interact with Kristen.

I understood if you had a problem with Jack.

But I felt that she was making a mistake walking away from some of the friends

that she'd had for years.

You don't need to just dump all your friends. I've dumped them before.

You've got many good friends. What do you want? You're not listening to

anything. And you're just going to hear whoever's willing to do what you want.

It's not okay.

It's not okay. That is what you do.

I only ever wanted to help her. I don't feel like that, especially on the

finale. Yeah. When you knew my issues with Jax. But you didn't need to run out

of the room. Yes. Just because he entered in the other. I did. Really?

Yes. I did. If she's put in a happy place, I just don't understand why. This

how I feel. To the extent she's taking to be so, like, not near me, you know?

I'm giving the heads up.

Jax has just walked in, okay?

No. Don't be a baby.

No. I don't understand why he gets so nervous.

Hang on. I'm going to go.

I have to go.

Did you need to call Lisa an old woman in interviews?

Well, she's the star of the show.

What are you saying?

I'm the star of the show.

Why did you say you're the star of the show? Because I'm the star of this show.

That is sarcasm. No, you mean that when you say it.

You think you're better than all of us on the show. Yes, you do.

Admit it.

Okay, I think this may be a good time to take a break.

Up next, I try to meddle in their relationship.

By meddle, you mean get him to cheat on me so I'd break up with him. He's a big

boy. He makes his own decisions.

We're back with Lisa and the staff from Sir.

Jax, earlier this season, you made it clear that Katie and Schwartz should

up. I would love nothing more than Tom to fucking rail a girl right in front of

her.

Why did you want that to happen so badly? Well, I saw my friend Tom hurting

the time. And he was like, man, I don't know what to do with my relationship.

He was spending a lot more time over at myself and Tom's house and hanging out.

And he was just like, I just want to get out and be out of the apartment.

Because they were going through a hard time. But why were you so interested in

breaking them up? You're right. You're right. You're right. I would find that

difficult. I know.

We've all gone through our bad times of venting. And I feel like Schwartz would

vent sometimes around me and Jax. And Jax just took it so literally. I felt it

was more that Jax.

had his own personal issues against me. Because when I did try to sort of...

You're right. ...put you over here, you didn't like that. Well, it kind of was

like she was mean, and when some people are mean to me, I retaliate.

I made it my point to stick my nose in it and try to meddle in their

relationship. By metal, you mean get him to cheat on me so I'd break up with

him. No one can get me. First of all, no one can get anybody to do anything.

He's a big boy. He makes his own decisions. You pushed that girl.

You didn't stop it. You can't make anybody.

Okay, listen.

This head, like that, isn't not, like, what do you call that? Come on, I didn't

push heads. Did I?

Did I push heads? Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Okay, but listen, here's the thing.

He's a 33 -year -old grown man. What? 33?

32. Whoa. Yeah, 32 -year -old grown man. Come on.

Cheat on their girlfriends and just kiss the girl. I'm sorry. You don't know.

You don't know.

Yeah.

I'm not going to just be kissing a girl if I'm cheating on my girlfriend. I'm

just saying. I'm not talking about you anymore. Calm down.

Okay.

Very good. Very good. Very good. Okay.

So, Katie, a few people have implied that you cheated on Schwartz.

Have you ever cheated on Schwartz?

No. No. And none of us ever said that.

Sheena, where does the term motorboating a dick come from?

Dude is, like, standing on the bar, and she's, like, full on dick level.

We were all in a club. There's so many people there. There was a guy standing,

like, this high up. So that put Katie at that level.

She's dancing. She's shaking her hair back and forth. She was putting her

back on.

It just looked like her head motion was in his crotch region. And we had made a

joke. We're like, oh, is she motorboating his dick?

And Katie, you did not motorboat a dick.

Absolutely not. I would be more likely to motorboat someone's boob than

someone's dick, let's be honest. You take someone's boob. Well, you do that.

Have you ever done that?

Have you ever done that? I can show you.

Yeah, Jackson did it during lunch.

Well, Schwartz, you admitted right away to kissing a girl in L .A., but you

didn't cop to what happened in Vegas.

You know the whole Vegas thing?

I wasn't completely honest about what happened entirely.

That night I snuck off and I went to an after party and I actually did make out

with that girl.

Why not just rip the band -aid off all at once? I couldn't. Oh, man.

I felt so gross about the whole thing to begin with. I felt disgusting and I was

so disappointed in myself.

And I felt like if I just laid both of those things on her, I wasn't entirely

sure the relationship...

Could handle that.

Stassi, you've known Katie and Schwartz a long time. What do you think?

I don't know exactly what happened.

I don't know. Do you believe that's all that happened? I mean, I don't know.

Because with this group, it's like where there's smoke, there's fire.

And sometimes there's not. Sometimes there is. And you never know anymore.

now it's gotten so intense where there are rumors about everyone.

Where it's like, I don't know what's true and what's not. I have no idea.

Lisa, you offered a lot of support for Katie through the season.

How have you seen her change over the last year?

I've really seen her grow up, and I'm proud of her.

And I think she was very kind of almost deferential to Starcy.

And I think she needed to stand up for herself, and I'm glad that she did.

But I did try and be a good friend to her, and I do love her, as I love most

them here.

It just was really nice to have someone in my corner because I did feel very

alone going through a lot of it and didn't really have...

Kind of like that voice of reason, someone that knows better than me,

that's lived longer than me to kind of like shed some light on a situation.

Why do you love him so much?

I've never felt more of myself around anyone besides him.

So you either carry on waiting or you turn around and you say, this is what I

want and if you're not prepared to give it to me, then I've got to move on.

That was the second best.

I just think that she needed the support, you know? And look at her. Look

she's become. I think Katie's, like, the most improved person.

I mean, like, low clap.

And I think that's why he's fallen more in love with her.

Cute, huh?

Stassi, we've already talked a lot tonight about Kristen's relationship

this season.

How did you kind of view Kristen's behavior?

Obviously, she was a little extreme.

Really? I mean, really extreme.

I understood that, okay, she gets in a one -track mind where she's thinking

I just want to prove that I'm not the only liar. And, like, that's not how it

works. Like, it was just spiraling into so much more.

And it...

the fact of whether she was lying or not became irrelevant. Nobody gave a shit

anymore. No one ever even called her a liar, though. You're saying, like, you

don't want to be the liar, and you want to, like, you know, claim your name and

all this, but none of us called you a liar. No one said you were lying. You

didn't. He did.

He said I made the whole thing up, that I flew the girl here, I conspired with

her, I was convincing her this was the truth. Well, let me ask you this,

Kristen. Let me ask you about the girl.

You have this teary...

moment with tom in miami and a few days later you're kind of meeting with this

girl and marie miami girl and plotting to ruin his life how does that work it

was really it really was just the timing yes i had spoken to her months before

that even and then not again until you met her how on instagram she starts

following me on social media i realized who she is I started following her back,

and I did reach out to her first. There it is. That's what I was waiting for.

You did reach out. Yes, I did reach out first.

Kristen, what exactly was your involvement in Miami Girl showing up to

Before she actually came, she had sent me a text message saying, I'm going to

come to LA and visit my dad, blah, blah, blah. She said, quote, end quote, I

want to confront him in front of Ariana.

I would love to see the look on Tom's face if he saw me in person. He's such a

liar. And you did not?

No, of course not.

Out of curiosity, James, what's going through your mind when your girlfriend

so passionately and actively involved in getting this girl into Sir, having

her confront him?

You know, I don't really care at this point if Tom had sex with that girl in

Miami. Like, if you can tell by the theme. But do you care if your

obsessed with him? Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Any guy would.

Yeah. Yeah, I do care.

Okay, but has she moved on? Yes, but at the same time, it sounds silly, but I do

understand kind of where she was at. You do?

It's something I'm not going to just break up with Kristen about, mate. I can

get over that. Okay, do whatever you want. When you did have sex with this

in Miami, which I completely 100 % believe that you did, that's just my

opinion. You were there. I remember you were right there. She's got facts. She's

got facts. Oh, facts.

Factual stuff that are pretty vivid. Oh, we will talk about some facts.

Coming up... Should I bring up why I actually hate Sheena?

Okay, so let's talk about Miami Girl.

Tom, seeing this girl screaming at you across the bar that you had sex with her

was...

Unusual. We had sex. We had sex. I'm sorry we didn't. We had sex. No, we did

not. We had sex. No, we did not. Yes, we did. You know what the funny thing is?

The funny thing to me about this whole story is that if you add up all of these

ridiculously stupid things, they obviously don't make sense. Apparently,

on her period. I made her prove it. Something that you know I don't do. You

know. You know. Everybody knows that that is not my thing, first of all.

Okay? Second of all, somebody said something that, like, I went down on her

twice and wanted to, like... I'm serious, but if you actually... No, no,

Lisa. This is the point.

Lisa.

Okay, go on. Let him finish.

Let me finish.

I would love to be able to talk about what happened for once instead of like

hearing what James knows happened and what Kristen knows happened.

If somebody wants to tell Ariana what a piece of shit I am, why would they come

up to me? Why wouldn't they just go straight to Ariana?

Isn't that normally the thing you do?

Let me ask you this. Why did you tear out of here when she walked in?

Go ahead and take care of the people down at the end.

He literally just disappeared.

Could he be any more guilty?

I got to tell you, Andy, my first initial thought was like, are you

And I'm like, no, I'm not playing.

You know that it looked creepy.

I don't care. You know what I think would have happened had he stayed? Is it

would have ended up in a screaming situation with Kristen. We all saw what

Kristen was doing and how she handled the situation. And then he would have

gotten fired.

So Ariana, this girl comes in and... And you still had no doubt

about it.

Well, no. And you know what I think is funny is that the only person who had...

...and me.

Seems like the smoking gun also is her description of your genitalia.

Oh, does the penis look like a penis?

Unless that's some weird characteristic, like it takes a hard right or

something. A penis looks like a penis.

For some reason, her description of it was down to a T for Kristen.

If she would have said I was 8 inches, Kristen would have been like, yes, of

course. If she would have said I was 2 inches, you know what I mean? It didn't

matter. Tom, how did you feel about Kristen and Miami Girl and then James

in? You know, the funny thing about the whole situation is that it's such a

junior high blow.

But the funny thing about James saying something to me is that I remember

specifically when we were friends or whatever, him, like, we would have

conversations about, like, you got to simulate the clip or, you know. Oh, come

on.

You need to hear that, like, I was, like, this horrible guy.

These are the skills you learned from Tom on Christmas.

Yes, he has.

He's kept my legacy going.

After Miami Girl left, Kristen and Sheena got in a knockdown drag out.

Do you know how much I bet you're f***ing back about that? I don't know.

Listen to me. Let me talk, Kristen.

I am back to absurd.

I don't know. What does it mean?

Honestly, I didn't even know I could hit that octave in my voice. I've never

heard myself be that upset and make that squealing sound.

And then, Kristen, your manager came out, Diana, and you told her to go suck

dick and f*** herself.

You don't own the restaurant. Move your ass.

Leave. Suck the f*** away. Bye.

Suck a dick.

Amongst many other f -bombs, yeah, it was bad. It seemed like, though, when

met with Lisa, you kind of...

stood by your behavior. I am not taking blame for this.

I'm sorry.

Your behavior was absolutely wrong. That was probably the best it could have

gone with that girl coming in here. I've had enough of your bullshit. As far as

I'm concerned, you're not here, you're not here socially, and you're fired from

Sir Restaurant, and it's done.

I'm sorry.

In the moment, I just, I felt like I was trying to come to work, and then I saw

them sitting.

It's like I knew it was about to happen.

Yeah, but what did you expect?

Really, what did you expect after talking to Diana like that? To tell your

manager to go suck a dick and to go f*** yourself. What did you expect? You

expect to walk in here and have like the best section in the restaurant.

What did you expect?

How you should have come in, you should have said, I lost my mind. I'm so sorry.

If she had said that, would you have? Probably not. But we were still debating

because, as I said, we had such a history with her. And she's been here

years. And it's only really been the last year that she's just totally

up. So in this moment now, do you believe that you should have gotten

Yeah. You do?

I wish I had just quit because being around...

People that I'm not friends with, my accent as a new girlfriend, it was just

much was so hard for me. I should have just cut my losses and made it easier

everyone.

Seeing everyone's jubilant reactions, seeing the

glee and celebration of your coworkers and even the chefs. The

cooks, that was like the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah.

How did you feel seeing everyone's reaction?

I mean, these people's reaction, no sweat. Not surprised. Not at all.

Well, it's time to turn our attention to the most important day of 2014,

Sheena's wedding day.

You know, it seemed like you had everything choreographed.

I did.

Do you, in retrospect, regret being so wedded to a certain chronology?

Because, you know, a lot of it didn't work out the way you wanted it to.

Why haven't? Why didn't we do the dollar dance? Where is my purse?

No one's going to want to do a dollar dance now. They're all dancing to upbeat

music. We didn't do that. When are we doing the bouquet? When are we doing the

garter? When am I cutting the cake? Half of my guests have left.

I don't like to have regrets.

I like to just, you know.

live and learn.

Watching it back, I just wanted to reach through the TV and take me and be like,

it'll be okay.

Katie, Sheena's wedding happened just days after you found out that Tom had

a little moment with this girl in Vegas.

How hard was it for you to put on a smile and support Sheena?

It was a little bit hard to kind of get through the ceremony part of it and not,

you know, get sad about my own situation.

Well, Schwartz, the gift at the wedding did not initially go over great.

The string... It's a ring on a string.

I just got you a little something.

I know it's not the engagement ring that you deserve.

Putting a ring on a string? Don't think too much about it.

It's not a string, it's a gold necklace.

Not really what a girl pushing 30 wants to hear.

I did not expect that response at all. Maybe I'm... Maybe I'm naive.

In hindsight, obviously, it makes perfect sense.

Here's the thing, because we talked about rings, and he's like, I think it

be cool to wear around a necklace. I'm like, absolutely not. I'm like, no, why

would you do that?

It's supposed to go on your finger. It's symbolism. It's tradition.

It's all that.

You can get me a pair of earrings, a necklace, a bracelet. Just don't get me

ring. I don't ever want to be given a ring by a guy unless it's like the ring.

I'm not talking like the exact ring I want, but the ring that has the strings

attached to it, not attached to a string.

So then you're there, and he gives you this box. Did you think it was... was

moment? I mean, that flashed in front of my face a little bit, but I was like,

no, not at a wedding. Please, God, not like, I mean, okay, yeah, sure, if it's

going to, but like, I'll take it, I'll take it.

I don't understand it, because if he knows that she wants the proposal, he

that at any time, if he brings out a little box, suddenly she's going to be

like, is this it? And then he does that.

Every girl knows what a little box means. Every girl, they're born.

I stand by the ring on the string, actually.

How about you just don't make out with girls, and that will remind me that you

love me.

Okay,

let's talk about the wedding dress.

What was your inspiration for a two -piece?

I mean, you went for a crop top, which we don't see often.

I wear crop tops all the time.

That's, like, my thing.

Why not make a wedding dress crop top?

I wanted to do something different. And I have already seen my dress several

times on Instagram being copied. So what is it? Imitation is the highest form of

flattery. Right. So it looks beautiful.

And it was me.

You know, I don't think anyone else here would wear anything similar to that.

And I loved it.

Have you changed your opinion on the crop top?

It was just an easy target.

Do you know what I mean? Like, she's wearing a crop top.

So that's the crop top two -piece wedding dress.

That is the ugliest effing wedding dress I've ever seen in my entire life.

She has so much makeup on.

I know. You would think, like, come on, it's your wedding day. Like, try not to

look like a hooker today.

Did it bother you hearing her critique?

It didn't surprise me.

But I mean, it was like, oh, you know, her hooker makeup.

You know, it's a wedding. Why would she wear so much makeup? I mean, these

pictures are forever.

And that makeup needed to last me all day and all night.

I wish we could all just establish that.

Most of everybody here has done these things to each other and hated on each

other this season.

It's not without heart, though. What do you mean?

There's heart behind us having problems.

You're just literally picking on somebody like a bully.

Sheena? Sheena and her wedding dress.

Should I bring up why I actually hate Sheena?

You guys all know why she hates Sheena. Everybody knows. You know why.

I don't know why. Can you explain to me why you don't like her? Because I don't

know.

If I hated somebody and I thought that their ex -boyfriend was showing a video,

I would get on the phone immediately.

First of all, I would say, put that f***ing s*** away.

And I would call someone immediately. No, you watched it and you let everybody

else watch it. Yeah, because I wanted to see what this whole thing was. So I

knew if you tried to do something with it, you'd think I wasn't going to have

your back. You'd think that I would have tried to help that come out. He came in

here and we were all appalled by what happened. To say it gently.

You are hurt because there's a piece of videotape that you're not proud of.

And what happened? And I watched it, and I've apologized for that. You're the

one who told me about it. Yeah, I did tell you about it. In the middle of

laughing about it. I did tell you about it. We don't even talk about it. But I'm

just, okay. I didn't have it. She showed it to James. I didn't have a copy of

it. I didn't have it.

Can I just say, okay, this is why I haven't felt bad about making fun of a

wedding dress.

It just looked like an ass, which is fine. I'll take looking like an ass,

because I don't want anybody to know about this.

I would rather look like a bitch than have it come out that I have a video of

me. So she pulled them down all season. I'm trying to explain it. I'm not a

f***ing awful person.

I just, I have been hurt. Explain how you've been hurt. I was told that you

the one that made the joke saying you should sell this to TMZ. No. And then I

just felt like, what the f***?

Why am I ever going to talk to any of these people again? It was the darkest

point of my life.

You have to know, he did come in here and he was showing the whole bar. I

I was showing everybody.

Okay, if you didn't say, you know, I'm going to give it to, go to DMZ, then I'm

sorry for thinking that you did. But that is what I have felt. And you did

it. I would never do that. And you did let him show it to a bunch of men. And

I'm sorry.

Up next.

Jax, you said without hesitation, they went in the room and they had sex.

What is the truth?

Are we taking five?

Yes.

Katie, you really, like, I'm telling you, you're crossing the line. I don't

care. You're not my friend anymore. I'm not your friend anymore. It's done.

Okay, well, then why are you acting like I'm mean? You're being mean.

She didn't do anything wrong to you. I think your boyfriend is, like, he got to

town and he stopped hanging out with her. I mean, Katie, why are you hating

somebody that has never done anything to you? I mean, it's bullshit.

I will continue to be the bigger person, Katie. Okay, because you are the bigger

person. You're so mature.

I'm not saying I'm mature. I came in here being like, God, I would hope that

could be fine.

I was a really good friend to you.

So we were talking

about the wedding.

Everyone was on high alert that Kristen was potentially going to make a scene of

some kind of the wedding.

Lisa warned you about it. It was the buzz in the air that you could really

a scene.

You went off to a car with Trevor. Jay, get the out of my face. No.

I will call the police on you. Stop it.

Just like that.

Do you think it's okay for a girl to hit a guy? It's never okay for anybody to

hit anybody.

Did you punch him or did you Muay Thai him?

It was both. It was like a slap and then she went Muay Thai.

Seems like your initial reaction when you heard that she had punched James was

you were kind of laughing a little bit, and then the next morning you were

really pissed.

Like, you guys couldn't just keep it together for one night.

One night for me. The only thing I knew to do in that moment was to walk away.

And I appreciate that you were mature enough to know to do that, so thank you

for that. I spent, like, hours, and I'm not blaming him. It was what it was.

I've gotten hammered and acted a fool, most of us have. But in that moment, the

only thing I knew...

to do, which is walk away.

Lisa, when you heard that Kristen had punched James, your reaction was, he

should break up with her.

Well, yeah. I mean, he was obnoxious. He was arrogant. He was in her face. But

that doesn't justify smacking somebody hard in the temple.

James, you said it was your fault that Kristen hit you.

It was my fault because I wouldn't get out of her face. You know what I mean? A

lot of sh** came out of my mouth that night when I was blacked out. You know,

when people said to me the stuff I was saying.

It scares me, Andy, to be honest. It does scare me. But to be honest, I have

learned from that mistake.

And I'm continuing to learn from my mistakes.

And, you know, that's all I can do.

What was your reaction?

You know, nobody deserves to get hit like that. And the fact that...

You know, he was at a boiling point, and I'm sure seeing her walk off with some

guy is definitely going to even make it ten times worse when all he's trying to

do is get love back that he's giving so unconditionally.

Kristen, after the wedding, it seems like you felt you had nothing to lose

the group, and you went on a final spree to

prove that you were not a liar.

as you discussed Tom's infidelity with Ariana.

What was upsetting me is that because Jax had been telling me and telling us

so long, for so many months, and repeating that it was true, it was true,

true. One time. And every time I said, okay, let it go, and then he's like,

well, it did happen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Me let it go?

Yeah, every time we would discuss it and it would kind of die out, you would

bring it back up again. I'm sure he doesn't. But then you sat down at dinner

you said to the group, Yes, it happened.

Tom went into the room and had sex with this girl.

This is what happened. So that girl was with Tom in the room

having sex.

She slept with him, but she had sex with him.

Do I think it happened?

100%. And then the next day at the surf photo shoot, you had no recollection of

saying it and told Tom you didn't say it. The other night when you went to

dinner, what did you say exactly?

About what? First of all, about what?

About Miami.

I didn't even talk to Kristen.

Yeah. What is the truth in your mind? In my mind, I wasn't there. I wasn't

there. No matter if it did or didn't, I wasn't there. I was buying beer.

Those two are the only ones I'm serious. You were not in the room that whole

night. I wasn't even in the room. I was at CBS buying beer. We were at the

Monday Night Live.

So then why? I only go off of what she said.

That's it. Okay, but why would you, like, she's a drinker. You said without

hesitation at that meal, you sat there, you said, they went in the room,

they closed the door, and they had sex.

You got to remember, too, we were all hitting each other from the San Diego

thing. That was coming after the San Diego thing.

It was long after the San Diego thing. Yeah, but him and I weren't getting

along. So did you just make this whole thing up, or did this girl tell you this

story? That's what the girl said to me, to be honest. But again, she...

But when you repeated it, you didn't say the girl said they had sex. You said

they had sex. And when that girl told you that and you asked Tom, what did Tom

say? The girl told me the next day that that's what happened. I wasn't there.

100 % I was not even in the room. I was at CVS buying beer in Miami. So maybe

the root of all these problems isn't necessarily me because I'm not the one

made that story up or brought it to anyone's attention.

Well, you were there at the dinner. You kept it going.

You orchestrated the dinner.

I've admitted that I facilitated it throughout the summer. I'm saying I'm

the one who started this rumor.

Idiot. You're done after this.

I'm gonna wreck you. And me and Tom, like, I know we forgive Jax probably too

easily sometimes, but we really did let him have it. There was a point in this

season where I fully hated Jax. At that point, when you were exacerbating the

whole, like, situation, I mean, my life was a living hell. I'm not gonna be

melodramatic. No, I know. But there was a point in which I hated you. Everyone

acts like I never have been mad at Jax. And I am a Jax sympathizer. I know.

Ariana, do you wish that Tom would just kind of cut Jax out completely as a

friend? Sometimes. You do.

Sorry, Jax. It sucks, though, Jax, because it's like when you keep doing

things, your word just becomes even more and more less credible.

You know, like... I would think after three seasons of this show, your

credibility is pretty down here.

You don't have any remorse or say, I'm only going to tell the truth. I do have

remorse. Absolutely. You know what? Again.

I'm optimistic. Please. How many times have I come into your house and sit

before in the morning sobbing my eyes out? Absolutely. How many times have we

gone through that with him?

Jax, I'm 100 % optimistic.

Again, I am not trying to counteract. I admit everything I do.

Yeah. Done it. I'm not. But I'm not going, well, you did. Yes, I did this.

you did this. And you did this. Why don't you just change then?

I don't care, Jax. You still hurt people. You hurt people in your life.

died. Nobody got pregnant. Nobody got divorced. Fine.

It's all their choices. You know, everyone makes their own choices. I'm

forcing anybody to do anything.

One thing I wanted to say is the ultimatum that you dropped on Schwartz

final sir party.

You said he better propose within six months.

Yeah. Or else you would leave him. Yeah.

Today, I'm telling you that take that next step with me.

Otherwise, I need to move on.

You have six months.

Six months.

So...

By my estimation, it's been five months and three weeks. Holy cow.

Katie, I've been a boyfriend for the past year, and I'll take your hand and

you to keep being my girlfriend until I grow the balls and ask you to marry me.

Oh, my God, I thought you were really doing it.

What is that? Oh, my God, I thought you were really doing that.

I actually just became aware of that. I was doing my math myself, and I even

texted, I think, Arianna Sheen. I was like, oh, my God, that's next week.

So, Tom, I'm going to file for an, I don't know, I'm filing for an extension.

mean. No, you, I said six months was ample time to figure it out.

Just be rest assured it's coming.

I've been hearing this for at least a year. I actually, I believe him this

Yeah. It's coming. I've changed.

I've grown.

I buy it.

I have. If it's coming, why not?

I don't think you should put the pressure on him now.

I want to change gears for a minute.

Stassi, it seems like every time we see you, it's the last time you're going to

see this group. Do you feel like when you walk out today, it'll be the last

you see everybody?

I'm really excited to get up and walk out of this room. You are. I've been

miserable the whole entire time.

Is there anything that we didn't...

get through that Stassi said about any of you this season or that you want to

get off your chest while she's here?

Coming up... Relationship's over. She trashes us, she trashes sir, she trashes

all these people. Let me finish.

Is there anything...

that Stassi said about any of you this season or that you want to get off your

chest while she's here?

When you and Kristen sat down before that dinner with Jack, you were like, I

honestly encourage you to let this go.

How the hell do I get Jack to tell the truth?

Let it go.

That took me by surprise.

You didn't say that to any consideration for me personally or whatever. I just

admired that, so...

I have to give it to you for that one.

Do you still feel justified in severing the relationship in the fashion in which

you did? I don't want it to be like this.

I have feelings as well. I was hurt by things too. We all know you have

because that's all you care about. Exactly. So we all know that we're well

because of all your concerns. Katie, I'm not being mean to you right now.

That's my honest truth coming out is I just find you to be selfish and only

concerned for yourself.

I didn't expect it to end the way it did. I thought you would be like,

Stassi, I totally get why you were frustrated. And then we'd talk about it.

Instead, Katie told you to shut the f*** up. Yeah, so I just wanted to kiss your

ass and do what you wanted.

And you didn't admit that I was wrong and admit guilt, but I wasn't guilty. I

wasn't wrong. I didn't change the rules you did. We had been the same.

There's no rules.

No rules.

No rules.

Exactly. The rules.

The rules.

Why don't you try to just, like, let it go? No, but Katie, what you don't

realize is, like, I have let it go. I was in the middle of it. You hide. You

and hide. You came back here, and you wouldn't talk to her. You still talk to

him. And I know that because Christina Kelly has apologized to me. Because you

guys all do, too. Like, give me a break.

Don't even compare me to you. I get nothing but updates on how you guys just

ripped me apart.

And it's like, why would I have anything nice to say about you? But I don't get

mad at you for doing it.

Is Stassi welcome back at SIR? The relationship's over. She trashes SIR.

trashes all these people. No, I do not trash SIR. Let me finish. No, you do.

You're so disrespectful to her. You're so disrespectful to me. I'd be nothing

but good to you.

That's true.

Sheena, where are you with Stassi?

Um, I mean, I accept your apology. I appreciated that. And, you know, we're

different people who will never be friends again. And I'm fine with that.

fine with that. And I wish her the best, honestly.

Well, one thing I wanted to say for the very end.

Last year at this time, a lot of these couples were in very different places.

Yeah. Sheena married Shay.

Tom and Ariana are madly in love.

Kristen and James can't keep their hands off each other.

These two are wallowing in love with their dog.

And then there's Jack. Yeah, I see it. But still, despite all the questionable

things that may happen under this roof.

Some of these relationships have not only survived, they've thrived. Does

give you hope for these guys?

Yeah, when I look at all of them, I see there's some growth, definitely.

Especially with James and Schwartzy. I think he's turned it around. Katie, a

thousand percent.

Kristen, I don't know.

Stassi, I don't even want to go there again. These guys are great. Look at

She is, and she does want the best for everybody. You, useless, forget about

him. He's a lot of course.

Well, long live Sir.

Absolutely. Should we have a toast?

Okay, so we have Peter and Shay and Ken and Jiggy in the house. And I think some

cocktails.

Nice.

He dumped you for welcome.

Cheers, everybody.

Cheers, everybody.

To all of you for a great season.

Cheers.

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