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I'm the man who's been capturing all your men.

For starters, you can oblige me by getting in that jail cell.

Setting the sheriff free.

It is I, Kimizumi.

It is I, Kanto.

Ah! Ah!

Shit!

Well, lawman.

You get in my way, you get dead.

I was hoping you had a plan to run him out of town.

Now, Butch, you do intend to pay for these drinks, don't you?

Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know what to do about Butch Cavendish

You're there, Sheriff?

I know who you are. I know who all of you are.

I have no problem doing whatever you have.

Who are you, masked man?

He knows I'm the man bringing you to justice.

Butch says the stagecoach will be coming in yonder.

First light.

And when they do, I'll be ready.

Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Butch.

Yep, sure looks that way, doesn't it?

Why don't you just make this easier on both of us?

I don't want to have to kill you.

Well, that's mighty righteous of you, Captain John Reed.

You're a consummate lawman.

A credit to the Texas Rangers.

I will take that as a compliment.

So how do you want to do this then, Butch?

Walk ten paces out, turn and draw.

No, Ben.

I don't feel comfortable turning my back to you.

Well, fine.

We'll count to three and draw then.

You sure that's how you want to do this?

Yep.

Unless you're planning on riding out of here without me and going back where you

came from The way it has to be done one

two

Well, Lawman, that's what you get when you get in my way.

You're getting dead.

What happened?

Where are we?

It is all okay now.

You're safe here with me.

You look familiar.

Do I know you?

It was many moons ago.

My village was on fire.

You saved my life.

I never forgot you, Ranger John Reed.

Tonto? Is that you?

Yes.

It is I, Kimo Sabe.

It is I, Tonto.

What happened?

I found you shot.

I did not think you would live.

You have been here with me for many months.

I remember now.

It was Butch Cavendish.

This man must have ambushed me.

Wait. My brother and the other rangers.

It's too late, Kimo Sabe.

I'm sorry. They're all dead.

They too were ambushed by the Cavendish gang.

But I have this for you.

What is this?

I made it from your brother's vest.

The God of War has a saying.

If your enemy believes you to be dead, they will no longer try to kill you.

If you wear this mask, this Cavendish will think you're dead.

Woo -hoo!

Woo -hoo!

Woo! Damn, witches!

Now.

I'm going to need some drinks for me and my boys here.

And don't stop pouring until there ain't nothing left.

Now, Butch, you do intend to pay for these drinks, don't you?

Pay for drinks?

Now, why in the hell would your brand new partner pay for his own drinks?

Partner? You expect me to give you half of my establishment.

Now, Monica, don't be silly.

I'm taking 70%.

Taking 70 % of your booze.

70 % of your girls.

Now don't you make me mad, woman.

I'm taking 80 % from everybody else.

I'm being generous with you because of our history.

Thanks a bunch, you regular gentleman.

Much obliged.

I'll tell you the truth, I don't know what to do about Butch Cavendish yet.

Who are you kidding?

There's nothing you can do, you old fool.

If the Rangers couldn't catch him, you sure can't.

That's got to be something I can do.

Letter, a telegraph to the governor.

A letter, a telegraph?

He's got the whole town hostage.

Pardon me, Sheriff.

Hello, Monica.

Julia. Pardon me, I was just leaving.

I hope her leaving wasn't on my account.

No, it was mine.

I'm sorry, Monica. What is it I can do for you?

That Butch Cavendish, Sheriff.

I was hoping you had a plan to run him out of town.

Plan to run him out of town?

I thought you and him were a little bit friendly.

No, he's no friend of mine.

And he's out of control.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah, he's out of control.

Danger.

Plan. No, I don't have a plan.

My wife was right.

And I am just in control.

Scared.

Hey, girl.

What's your name?

I'm Jane.

Hello, Jane.

Now, I'm going to need you to show my boys over there a good time.

You ain't got no problem with that, now, are you?

I know who you are. I know who all of you are.

And I have no problem doing whatever you ask.

Good.

That's real nice.

I think you and I can get along just fine.

Mm -hmm.

Boy!

Get over here.

James is going to show you some fun now ain't you?

Thank you Butch. Yeah, thanks Butch. You want to celebrate

too?

Nah, I'm a dick.

We'll catch up with you later.

Come on.

You like that?

Uh -huh.

Yes, girl.

Pray take me home.

Like that dick?

Uh -huh.

That's a cute day, huh?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

You

like

being fucked, huh?

Yes.

There you go, swallow that cat, girl.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Woo!

I'm just looking at the fucking gun and what I've got.

What I've got.

Yeah!

I'm in the dick.

Let me drink, huh?

Yeah, me too.

I don't know about this uniform, Tonto.

I still think everybody's gonna mistake me for an outlaw with this mask.

The Coyote God says, it's not what a man wears on the outside.

It's what he is on the inside that people will see.

And this will help, too.

Well, thank you, Tonto.

I think I'll head out at first light to find the Cavendish game.

I'll come with you.

No, Tonto.

After all you've done for me, there's no way I could put you in harm's way.

Which says the stagecoach will be coming in yonder first light?

And when they do, we'll be ready for it.

Yeah, we will.

Too bad you varmints will be all tied up.

I don't know why, Tonto.

I just couldn't bring myself to kill them.

And I so desperately wanted revenge for my brother and the other rangers.

The God of Wind says, if you kill your enemy with anger, you'll have anger in

your heart forever.

Well, what did you do with them?

I left them for the law to take care of.

You've gained a lot of wisdom since we were children.

Yes, I have, Kimo Sabe.

Much has changed.

I'm not the same young girl you used to know.

I know where you're going with this, and the answer is still no.

I will catch these scoundrels myself.

This is not your fight.

First thing in the morning, old Sundance and Curry are going to have a

stagecoach. That's when Butch and I are going to meet up head on out to Carson

City and meet up with the others, alright?

How long are you going to be gone? I just really can't bear to be without

Listen now.

Listen, darling.

You hardly even know if I'm gone, alright? You'll be just fine.

When we get back from Card City, we have all the money you can even handle from

that Card City bank job. Now, doesn't that sound exciting? You know what

more exciting?

What's that?

You're cocking my mouth.

Well, I mean, we got time for something like that, I suppose.

You think?

Yeah.

Lay back for a second.

Fuck these gloves too.

Maybe it's because they're in Canada, yeah.

Yeah, you take it.

Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Fuck me with your hour.

Maybe.

Mm -hmm.

You fucking like that, don't you?

You ate up the meal.

I need all that fucking bank money to pay for new sheep god damn

Yeah. I need all that money to spoil the fuck out of me.

Come here, come.

Fuck yeah.

Amazing. Yeah, I like that.

Little pussy.

I like that little tight pussy that you have.

Oh,

fuck.

Okay.

oh my god

I'm not sure what I want.

Fuck, shut up.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck, it's burning.

I got shit to tend to.

Don't go anywhere yet.

You're not done.

I think you should leave me hard tied and then you can go.

That's a good idea actually.

But here's about this.

Well, I hope you had fun there, Wade.

Who are you, Mac Man?

All you need to know is I'm the man bringing you to justice.

Keep going.

I'm just gonna get my hat. No.

Walk.

I don't know why I have to hang around this musty office with you every day.

Julia, I told you. You're the wife of the sheriff. Therefore, you're a target

for Butch Cavendish and his gang.

I must be the only sheriff's wife who's not safe in her own home.

Sheriff, I hear that some of Butch's gang has been captured. Is it true?

That's preposterous. My husband's the only lawman here now, and he's hardly

capable of anything of the sort.

To tell you the truth, there's three of them locked up in my stable right now.

What? Yeah.

Well, they were just there. I didn't capture them or anything, but I'm a law

man. I'll be damned if I'm going to let them go.

Well, that's three down.

It's time for Butch Cavendish to get what's coming to him.

Yes, Kimotabi, but the lucky hunter says, once you cut off the head of the

snake, the rest will fall.

He's a dangerous man, and I must ask again to go with you.

You don't have to be the lone wolf.

No. I'm the last ranger.

I have to do this myself.

I'm the lone ranger.

No one's going to get killed if I can help it.

That's just it. You can't help it. You're all washed up.

Well, well.

Lookie here. We got the sheriff and his pretty, pretty wife.

How you doing there, Butch?

What can I do for you, Butch?

Hi, Mr. Cavendish.

Well?

Now, Sheriff, I thought we had us an understanding.

An understanding?

I thought you understood that I'm running this town.

And I let you keep your badge and gun for appearances' sake, but now a couple

my boys have gone missing.

Do you know anything about that?

What do you see?

They're in our stables.

What? Your men. They're in our stables.

That looks like somebody. Phil thinks he's a lawman.

That's cute.

I'm going to take this here gun.

If you don't get in that cell, boy, move.

Hello, Zeke.

How about if you laugh?

We gonna have some trouble?

Listen here.

I ain't gonna hurt you.

I can put you in that cell there with your husband.

Or you can stay right out here on the outside with me.

It might get much better on the outside with you.

You there, Sheriff?

Looks like your wife's planning on trading you in.

Is that it, Julie?

Is that how you want it to end between us? It was over between us a long time

ago.

God damn, girl.

These are nice.

Get one

Something

else

Take these off too long.

And rest.

And knock.

Now, I think you've had yourself a seat up there.

We'll take this pitch.

um um

Thank you.

Oh.

I won't suffer now.

He's jerking off on his titty, too.

I'll keep poking your face like that.

Yeah,

like that.

Thank you.

Keep that ass up in the air.

Keep that ass nice and high.

Tell your husband how much you love my dick.

Oh, I love that dick so fucking much.

That cock -ass dick.

Go on ahead.

You know, it's fun.

Oh God.

Oh!

Thank you.

I want you

to fuck my pussy.

Oh, we play.

We play.

Tell him you fucking love it. Come on.

Tell him girl.

They're so good.

Spread it out.

That's so good.

That's the qualities.

I mean, except for Mary.

Let it go, Butch.

I know you, man.

I'm the man who's been capturing all your men.

I knew it couldn't have been that broken down old lawman.

So what can I do for you?

For starters, you can oblige me by getting in that jail cell.

Setting the sheriff free.

I'm just afraid that ain't gonna happen.

See, I have a girl.

And if you ever want to see...

Perny little face attached to the rest of her again.

I think you know how the rest of this town stands.

Butch!

Sorry, lady.

But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Now you're getting that cell there, stranger.

Now!

And you know what?

You and I, we had our fun.

We'll get the fuck in there, too.

But, Butch, I thought we were gonna be together.

You think I'd marry some whore that'd cheat on her own husband right in front

his own goddamn face?

I can tell you again. Get in there.

You gonna be alright, Sheriff?

Thank you. We'll be fine. Go get that son of a bitch.

Who was that man?

How's everything, sir?

Getting back to normal yet?

Whatever normal is.

So, what's next for you?

I'm going to retire.

That's something I should have done a long time ago. Going out with her.

Take up fishing, hunting.

How about Julia?

Are you taking her with you?

Well, I'm definitely going by myself.

Send Julia back to her daddy's ranch. You see, she's made it.

It's quite obvious that her and I aren't going to be together.

I'm so sorry, Sheriff.

You know, I was thinking of retiring myself.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, the saloon business was good to me for a time, but now I'm

thinking I made too many undesirables.

Hey, I have a crazy thought.

What? How about I come out west with you?

I can cook.

And I consider myself good company.

I could choose some good company.

Let's take on it.

Better yet, I think a kiss might be more in order.

Well, I hate to disappoint me.

Fucking people.

Fucking bum.

fucking stuff on the bed.

Well, they got away for now.

But I'll search high and low, bring Butch Cavendish and his gang all to

And you want to do that all yourself?

Have I not proven I can take care of myself?

Yes, Tonto.

But I can't let... No road is longer or windier than the one a man travels

himself.

And who said that?

Tonto said that.

Oh, Tonto.

Thank you.

Hello.

Okay.

Thank you.

Mmm.