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Yeah.

Look at me, please.

Look at me.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

It's not getting any worse.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm

So, my friends, again, you will go up

with me.

You will go up

with me.

Oh, yeah.

um um

No. No.

Oh.

I can taste it!

Skeeter, did you like that?

Are you kidding me? I loved it.

Good.

I've got a little job for you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You know the necklace Barbie's wearing tonight?

Yeah. I want you to get it for me.

What if she doesn't want to give it to me?

Don't ask her for it, numbskull. Deal it.

If you bring it to me, I'll give you a reward.

Oh, yeah?

Cash.

Cash?

What's that?

Who is it?

It's just Rock the Bouncer.

Just taking a break up here.

You breathe one word of this and you'll be bouncing off stumps instead of legs.

You got that?

Sure, sure, sure.

No problem.

So how'd you know how to find me?

When I saw your horse was gone, I decided to track it.

And when I saw that it was outside of Miss Lily's, well, I knew there would be

trouble.

So I just waited for it.

It's a good thing you're on your toes. Them two women would have skinned me

alive.

What? Miss Lily and Belle.

Hell, them two women together ain't half the woman you are.

I mean, I know we ain't never slept together or nothing, but you've always

kind of special to me.

Hello?

I will give it to you.

I will give it to you.

You know I have to give it to you.

What are you doing?

Do that again.

Do that again.

You gotta do that on my cock.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

You got to do that on my cock.

Amen.

oh

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck me.

Oh,

God, yes.

Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming.

You got more love in your heart.

Hey, George.

You wanna wear these earplugs when you start fucking us?

What's that for?

I'm a screamer.

Aren't they all?

Oh, what a wise guy.

Hey, don't let him fuck you in the ass. He's cocked too big.

So, who goes first?

Let's do them together.

Okay,

that works.

Let's do it.

I don't know if you can take it both together.

I'm sure you can.

I know what I'm doing.

Ah!

Hey, don't let him come along.

I don't know, I didn't think about the end of it.

I'm shaking.

You don't want to come down.

Oh.

Oh.

What the hell?

You don't want to come yet.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

um um

Oh, God.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so deep.

Oh,

Fernando.

Right now

Never

thought anything like this would happen in a job

He's a political...

You really want me to slam it in there, don't you?

Oh, yes, please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I want you to put me in the air.

Wenn ich nur sein könnte.

It freaks me out.

on a good American citizen?

I, uh... Well, I guess I better level with you.

I heard that you guys have been having some, uh, pretty sexy things going on

around here.

Well, there's no law against being sexy, is there?

No, of course not.

Well, what are you doing here?

I just figured that maybe I could get in on a bit of your action.

You did, did you?

Yeah.

Well, why don't you start with Paul here?

You like that, Paul?

Go ahead. Why don't you suck his dick or something?

I'll give her a try. Yeah, give her a try, Paul.

Go ahead.

Come here.

Come on around here.

Don't look at me. Look at him.

You like that, huh?

You cut

friends pretty good.

Are they cooperating a little bit?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh,

Jesus.

Oh.

Check him out. All right.

Too hard!

At least I got something out of it.

I agree.

Hello.

I wish they'd offered more.

Sit these off your back please. I need it.

Do you want to take a look at something like that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You have to talk to him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Build it, and they will come.

Build it, and they will come.

Build it, and they will come.

Build it, and they will come.

Build it, and they will come.

John, what's wrong?

Huh?

Oh.

I just had the weirdest dream.

And an angel talked to me.

Said if I build it, they will come.

Build what?

Golf course.

Where are you going?

To build it.

It's two in the morning. You're not building anything.

You have enough energy to waste.

Don't waste it on me.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, we're doing it now.

and have the rest of the night off.

Winch. But, my lord, um, you... What is it now?

But you promised me that when I got to the fields all plowed and the castle was

clean, that, um... Well, do we have to?

Oh.

Yes, my lord.

Of all kings, you're the king.

Very well, then. You must.

This so fixes it. No one's likely to remember me forever. There's so many

women's local time.

so so

Ooh.

Thank you.

Make a line in my bed.

I'll see you around.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I can't take it anymore.

Think of me as a newspaper.

Fondle my funny pages.

Newspaper, did you say?

Phyllis, what are you doing?

Oh, waiting for you, big boy.

Now, would you prefer your sports page or would you prefer this?

Well...

April will still be here in an hour, but you might not be.

Come here.

Come here, baby.

No!

Yeah, I like you, baby.

Holy, you gotta suck it off.

Inside you!

Not me. I'm not putting it in my mouth till I'm married.

But you are married, dear.

Remember?

That guy.

He stepped out the first night we were married.

But you did suck his cock in you.

I don't remember. I was...

I dare you, such a cock.

I ain't afraid of such a cock.

Well, I got something else for you. I'd like you to... I dare you, as a matter

of fact, squat over his face and stick his nose in your pussy.

Why don't you do it?

Come on.

Why not?

You gonna be cool?

Well, as long as it takes.

You want to sit on his cock, honey? It's nice and hard.

Who is it?

It's Charlie.

Oh, I did already.

Evelyn, do you want to fuck him?

Yeah, Evelyn. Sit on his cock.

Ooh, yeah, come on.

Let's sit on his cock, Evelyn.

Is that Charlie?

Yeah. Nice kid.

He's got his head wrapped in Dolores' panties.

Got my legs stretched real wide for him. That's very patriarchal, Dolores.

I hated this.

Don't mention it.

Look at everyone's butt.

Miss Carlotta, I've never done this before. If you could tell me what a sex

surrogate is.

Tell me, what exactly does a sex surrogate do?

Well, I'm kind of a substitute.

See, when two people have a sexual problem, you know, a man and wife, I'm

of a substitute to find out what is wrong.

You're a substitute for one of the parties. Yeah. My wife, it would be.

To see what, you know, if she says, well, you come too fast or whatever,

I'm just...

Into finding out what's happening. That is the problem, but substitute in what

way? I mean, we would sit here and discuss my particular problem or Lesh's

problem? Yeah, that's what you would start out with, and then we would have

Uh -huh.

Well, physically?

I mean, you want me to... You take the place of my wife? I mean, physically in

bed?

Yes. Oh.

I didn't know that it would... Well, how else would I find out what the problem

is? I mean, you know... Well, let me... My wife says I come too fast.

I get off and she doesn't get off.

And I don't understand it.

And that's basically what my problem is. And I want to know if it's true. I want

to know what I can do about it. Well, in a case like that, you may be...

She may make you feel unsure of yourself, and you may think you're not

performing. Therefore, you just don't perform because you have yourself

convinced that you can't perform.

But if we solve that, you know... Well, maybe we could solve it.

Maybe, would you like to see, I mean, if we did it, maybe we could... Yes, I'm

very interested.

If you'd like to come over, maybe here on the bed.

Yeah. We could, gee, would you want me just to undress, or... Yes.

You want me to take all my clothes off?

Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh. Well, that's really... Okay.

You're going to enjoy this, Mr. Hartman.

I'm going to teach you how to have your cock sucked.

Oh.

Now I'm going to show you what to do to heighten your wife's pleasure.

What do you mean? I want you to eat my pussy.

Oh, sure.

Is there any way that you... Where do you want me to... Just right

up and down?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, start up and down.

Like this? Yeah.

All around.

Now spread my pussy and put your tongue inside.

Yeah.

Oh, spread it wide.

Stick your finger in it while you're licking it.

In your pussy?

Yeah.

Like that? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look right around the top.

Up here? Yeah, right there.

Oh, is that it? Oh, that's it, yeah. Is that it?

Oh, that's what feels really good.

Like this?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

stick your finger in there. Oh, wait.

And tongue it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, roll your tongue around my pussy.

Oh, lick it.

Oh, lick it.

Oh, stick your fingers in and out of my ass and pussy.

Oh stop it.

The thing your wife should really dig is if you fuck her in the ass.

In the ass?

Uh -huh.

How can I do that? I mean, won't it hurt?

No.

First you have to lubricate it so it doesn't hurt.

What's that stuff?

Oh, lubricant.

Some anal lubricant that you... Mm -hmm.

Oh, that feels rather good.

Yeah. Could you put a little more of that on? I sort of like the way that

It has a slippery feeling.

And then you just...

Then you just gently stick it in your ass.

I'll leave first.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. I'm not getting it all the way.

Fuck away.

Oh, so loud.

All right.

Oh.

Thank you.

What?

oh oh

Oh, my God.

Mm, oh.

oh oh oh oh

uh uh

I'm Candy. Is this the place for the auditions?

Yeah, this is it.

Uh, I'm Rod.

Hey. Hi.

Why don't you have a seat for a few minutes?

My associates are busy.

Why don't I go get them?

Um, just a minute.

Can I get your opinion on something?

Yeah, sure. What is it?

Well, do you think I have what it takes to be a still girl?

Boy, have you ever candy? Can I ask you something, Candy?

What?

Are these real?

Keep touching them and find out.

Well, it may take me a few minutes.

Can I give them the taste test?

Sure.

They taste great.

Can you tell if you know yet?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Getting a little carried away?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, is it tight, huh?

Yeah.

I wish I could just rip the buttons off.

Dude, I have no idea.

What's that?

A little something for you.

It's not little at all.

Love it.

Shot me.

. .

.

Oh. Oh.

Excuse me. I just came to fix the pipe.

Text to 9 -5.

Okay.

Well done.

I'm going to come.

Come on.

But I guess I better get back to work.

Guess you better.

See you later.

Bye.

Well?

Well, Candy, why don't you sit here and relax?

I'm going to get dressed and go see how the guys are doing, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Okay. Just take it easy. I'll be back.

Mom.

uh oh

You love me, don't you?

Someone's going to love you.

I want you to be real nice to him, okay?

Where have you been?

Put this on, quick.

Having a nice time?

Mm -hmm. How do you like them?

I like them.

Good. This is new here, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Does she know what she has to do?

Yeah, I do.

You do?

I do.

You gonna be a good girl?

I'll do whatever you want.

You're a... What's your hand?

I love fucking my girls, you know that?

Yes, I, uh... I love my new girls.

You know why I picked her, don't you?

This one?

Ah, don't get close.

She has a great ass. Show your ass. Show him your ass.

Show him how nice your ass is.

Yeah. Good.

She's good. Now I like to look at her.

Come over here. I want you to lay her down and...

Undress her for me. I can't. Undress her for me.

Right there.

Watch your hands.

Lay her down.

Don't get crazy. Just lay her down.

That will slow them down.

Yeah.

Now, why don't you girls get out of here? I've got to sleep for a while.

What do

you want?

Thanks, Buzz.

Looks like your evening was a disaster, too.

Well, it wouldn't have been if she would have gotten dumped.

Debbie? She's like the most popular girl in town.

You don't have to compete with her. I do.

No, you don't.

You don't know what it's like.

having a twin sister who's better at everything than you are.

Well, I don't know that, but I do know that I'd like to know her brother a

little better.

I, uh... You would?

Good.

I've been looking for this all night.

Oh my god.

It will be...

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

food.

All right.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We love you.

best orgasm I've ever had.

So, what's the bad news?

I think he went deaf.

I screamed so loud, I think I heard him.

He hasn't called me or anything.

You always scream so loud when you're getting laid.

Well, hardly ever.

Well, except when I'm gonna come.

Most of the time, I just fake it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, don't I?

You know, I'm faking it so often and so... well lately. I'm kidding myself.

I just don't know what's the deal. I mean, this isn't the first time it's

happened. Once, I broke this guy's mother's chandelier out of some family

heirloom or something.

Why don't you stay quiet? I mean, put something in your mouth.

Oh, wow. That sounds like kind of fun.

You know, Dougie's coming over. Why don't I have him put a gag in my mouth

you can watch?

Think that'll work?

Yeah. I've always wanted Dougie to try something different on me. I don't see

why not.

and fuck you and do kinky things?

Yeah, but I'm not a lesbian.

I'm not that kind of girl. Don't get the wrong idea. I just wanted you to watch.

When's Dougie going to be here?

Hmm. Do you think he's going to go for this?

Yeah, I think he'll go for this. I'll give him a call.

Dougie, hi.

So guess what? It's all set.

She'll do it.

What we talked about.

Yeah, Amy the Screamer.

She wants to watch.

You and me, Dougie.

Hurry over.

What sort of mood was it?

Mood, baby, mood.

Shut up, babe. You talk too much. I know.

You know what's important is that the ropes are never too tight.

It's just the illusion.

We always wanted to be able to be free.

We never really wanted to struggle.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

But don't leave, please.

This is one for the effect.

Come on with yourself and watch.

Go hide and seek.

How are you taking it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on. Take it, bitch.

Take it. Come on.

Fucking slut.

Take it.

You little warmonger. Take it. Yeah.

you can't

It's your friend.

Hey, Amy.

I hope you keep from screaming.

Every time you have an orgasm, you keep from breaking the window.

Ma 'am, you look mighty fine.

Oh, I think I would.

You don't look so bad, but I can't tell unless I take off the clothes.

That's right. I'm supposed to smell good.

Wow,

I got me a fine one here.

How about if I help you with your clothes?

Oh, that would be great. I just... For now, I'd get out of it myself.

You are good at wrangling horses, aren't you?

A little bit. You think you can wrangle me out of my clothes?

I can sure try.

Getting better, Andy.

Oh, yeah.

I ain't too good with this kind of stuff, man, but I'm getting it.

I'm getting big in there.

I like that thing.

Let

me

help you.

I had it.

Cowboys wear a lot of clothes too, you know that?

Let me help you, ma.

Let me help. Come here.

Come here.

Don't fall on me, ma.

I don't want to lose you yet.

I'm not going anywhere.

Looks like I'm going to have to fake it.

A lone stranger rode into town.

Things were never quite the same again for her.

As a matter of fact, things were never quite the same in the West again either.

What the heck?

Nothing to worry about, folks. Just pretend I'm not even here.

Are you crazy?

Dippity, get out of here.

Now, boy, I don't want to have to arrest you and finish your pussy for you.

Just pretend I'm like a little mouse hiding in a corner.

This ain't the strangest fucking thing.

This ain't nothing.

He ain't smelling our dirty underwear. He's gargling with our bath water.

He's crazier than a rabid prairie dog.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

I can feel that.

I can feel it.

That's it, that's just how I like it.

Oh, it's bad.

Oh.

Oh.

Cowboy, you give new meaning to home on the range.

Bounce a dime and a woman's $5.

And I'm Miss Lily.

Pleased to meet you, ma 'am.

Want a ride, cowboy?

$5, huh?

I see that's $5 a session. She must have had at least five sessions the last

half hour. That's at least, oh, I'd say about, oh, got to be at least $25.

Yep.

I'll take all your sessions and I'll take all your money, too.

Like hell you will.

Yeah!

Looks like I got me a new sidekick.

Greatest one in the house, too.

You know what that money is?

You get it.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Much obliged to you.

That bitch.

I knew I should have never been an equal opportunity employer.

Oh.

Ain't I paying for this?

Hey, that's right.

I'll take a two -turn.

All right, pal.

Go right up on there and ride it, man.

Ride it real good.

I don't know how to ride them.

man, you should...

to kind of get out of the

You don't have to tell me.

Keep on cycling.

Keep on cycling.

That's hard now.

That's hard.

Oh, baby.

in the field all day.

Just give me a bath.

I like that.

You going to come back tomorrow?

Yeah, sure.

We're going to give you a little money off.

It's worth five dollars.

Any way you put it.

Right here, ten.

God's love.

Double devil.

Oh.

Easy.

Slowly. Don't you need to slow?

Shall we go someplace else?

I got my car outside.

We could put the top up.

Never mind.

Just go slow.

Slow. Slow.

That's it.

It's in.

It's really in.

Oh, my God.

What?

Cool.

Oh, my God.

to God.