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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. He has his life, I have mine,

and we meet in the bedroom.

Really? I'm going through a separation with my husband.

I gotta get naked in front of somebody new eventually? Like, that sucks.

We invested a lot of money. And what if it doesn't work? Then we lose

everything. The Gorgas are in the garbage business.

Great! But I think I want to kill him.

Show of hands, who wants to be in another commercial?

Jim owns a residential mortgage company. The commercials that we make are always

family -oriented.

Whenever anybody's in trouble, this whole group is there in a minute. Did

guys hear about this event? We're doing a first responder party.

There was some sort of cheating going on. It was Nicole that broke up a

Amber mentioned that maybe you had wrecked a family. What?

This party cannot come soon enough. I'm going to make her say it to everyone

there. I'm sorry. I lied about Nicole.

You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never regret.

You're not seeing double.

Everyone loves us.

You're seeing trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is bringing me down.

I'm back to bring the zen.

Namaste, bitches.

What happened? It was an accident.

I don't have any freaking money to pay for this. I can't even put that through

the insurance. When you hit it, it's no big deal. When I hit it, it's like a big

deal. This guy's going to think we're nuts.

No, you're nuts.

Joe jinxed me. He's always telling me I'm a bad driver, so he put the Maloik

me. Might as well put on another car.

Now, every time I drive my car, I hit it.

What are you guys doing here? I hit my car again.

Again? Yes.

Where is it? Where's the car? It's right in the front.

Holy! Not much. Nothing much. Nothing much? This is a Bentley. Do you know how

much this is going to cost you?

You can't fix this. So you got to replace the entire bumper. You cracked

grills. How many cars are you planning on wrecking? I mean, you're my best

customer. You spent over $100 ,000 last year in the body shop.

It was a snowy day, though. That doesn't count.

All right, let me get you guys an estimate.

We're having money issues.

Cute. This is what we want to buy for our daughter.

Melissa doesn't understand.

I mean, she's insane.

Insanity. If I get this, are you willing to touch it?

You never finished telling me what happened with guys.

How'd you like Reno and everybody?

I love those guys. You didn't give me the scoop how to go with everybody.

They said this guy, Pencil, what's his name?

Who? Amber's husband.

Oh, yes, Jim.

Jimmy. They told you what he said?

Yeah. Is that not messed up? What do you know? The twins told me that he doesn't

want to be around you or Joe because he's scared that you two fight.

Like, he told you that? Did Bob tell you that? Yeah, and then Bob is his friend.

Jimmy was under the impression that there was some kind of conflict between

two of you guys, and he thought he was going to get caught in the middle of it?

Come on, you're not telling the whole truth. No, really, I'm not telling the

whole truth.

What's the real deal with this kid?

Exactly what he's trying to say is...

Oh, he didn't tell you, like, downtown.

Yeah, because he doesn't want to be around Joe because of his legal issues

something. Basically, he said, since I'm in the mortgage business and they have

all these fraud cases against them and all these indictments, and he does not

want to be seen out with them. What? I got so mad when they said that because

I'm like, who is he? You know, the situation that Teresa and Joe are going

through, he shouldn't be talking about.

In my 20s, I had a lot of fun with Amber, but they say when you marry

you... start to become like them. And I feel like Jim feels like he's too good

for everyone.

I just don't know if I really need this in my life.

Bobby's having some party, and I go, is your buddy going to be there? He goes,

yeah. I go, beautiful. He's going to go? He's going to be around all you guys?

He said he's going to the party, so I really want to talk to him.

No, you know, just talk nicely.

All right.

Well, let me just tell Teresa it was dead, because I don't know if she's even

going to want to go around where this guy is after I tell her. I didn't give

a wedgie or something. No, like, I said that, no.

I don't like these people talking about my family.

It's disgusting.

I don't know how they sleep at night.

You guys ready for this?

Who wants the bill first?

Who's going to pay it?

What?

That much? Just for that little scratch?

Little scratch. Did you see it?

You got to replace your front bumper.

Can you do something? You got to pay the parts.

Don't be cheap.

I'm building a new house. I just started a new company.

Joe invested a lot of money into a business that we really don't know

about. I get nervous because if this fails, I'll be riding like an orange

You know, my kids will be on the back with, like, black helmets.

Seriously, that's, you know, that's nice.

So you're leaving it or taking it?

We'll take it. I'll take it while you order the parts because what's the point

of you holding it while you order the parts? Don't wreck it before. Don't add

more damage to it.

Oh, my God.

There's so much I don't wear anymore that I should... What? Donate or get rid

of? Well, I mean, donate, I guess.

I'll get rid of these. I know, like, a few drag queens that would go crazy for

something like these.

Yeah, but I'm not donating to the drag queens of America. I think they probably

have a bigger shoe collection than I do.

When Tommy and I were looking for our dream home, he said, I can't buy you a

dream home right now, but I can build you your dream closet.

Right now, my closet is just about the only organized thing in my life.

The haul of shoes holds 400 pair.

Listen, when a girl feels chubby or it's your time of the month and you're

feeling a little swollen, you can always buy pair of shoes.

Were these your first pair of heels?

No. These that came out of the room with these on.

These are mine.

Maybe I should donate these.

No. Are you a pretty woman or what?

No, no. The hoarder in me cannot get rid of these because they're leopard.

You have a whole section of cowboy boots here we can get rid of.

I actually used to ride Luke in the Cowboy South Inn. You're never going to

in tech again.

Listen, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I buy shoes.

I'm not hurting nobody but my wallet.

Remember these, Luke?

When I fell on Teresa's fabulous red carpet?

Great recovery. I'll probably never wear those again, but... Oh, no, I like

these shoes. I love them.

Some shoes are sentimental. Like, look, these are my wedding shoes.

These are cute.

I would never wear them again, but how can I get rid of my wedding shoes? Does

anybody ever wear their wedding shoes again?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm not ready to do this, Luke.

I'm having a hard time, you know, letting go of my husband.

I still love him.

That's how he's bad.

No bitch ever better move into this closet. I swear to God, I'll take a

it. Do you think that'll happen?

I don't know.

But then when you get your new apartment, I want a bedroom there.

As long as you're on my feet, I would totally accept that.

Okay. Done.

This has been, like, the horniest month ever. Oh, I hear you, boyfriend.

I need to be kissed.

Oh, kissed?

No, like, I need physical contact. Oh.

Yeah. It's not going to happen anytime soon.

I'm not ready to date.

I just feel like I would have too much of a guard up to have a real

relationship. I don't know what to do. You know, a girl has her needs.

You just get a little something -something.

One of those glass ones.

No. What do you mean?

Oh, my God. This place is creepy.

All right. I'll see you in a little bit. All right. Bye.

Oh, hi.

Hi. This place is crazy, right?

Did you see that throwing up thing? No.

As soon as you walk in.

Let's bring that to Bobby's party.

Hey, do you guys need any help with anything? Oh, yes, yes. We are going to

theme party that my boyfriend is hosting.

First responders.

So we need to do something like fire girls, cops, things like that.

This is the first party that Bobby and I are hosting together.

And a first responders party is just so perfect because he's a firefighter.

He's going to wear his cute little fire boots and his cute little fireman

outfit. Dress up as fun.

Do you have anything like a cap that is black leather?

I want to be a sailor. That's really a helpful person.

It's not a helper. It's a first responder.

I think Melissa needs to do her research.

Because I'm pretty sure a sailor's not a first responder.

I mean, wait.

Sponder?

Responser? A sailor does not help people. Sorry.

I do love dressing up like that's my green light that I get to, like, do all

the fun things that moms shouldn't be.

It's not in a dress right below my, you know, mesoglossia. Now you need to send

out a memo saying, okay, great, it's Nicole Bobby's girlfriend.

What a picture. This is my outfit. No one's allowed to get this one.

And if I do that, Amber will probably be obnoxious and kind. She'll probably get

the same one. You need to fill me in on what's going on with that because you,

like, ran out the other night. She mentioned lately about you that maybe

wrecked a family.

What? You took a husband away from his wife or something.

What? Teresa's not heard. What happened?

What? Melissa divulged some information that Amber had told her that Nicole had

no clue.

You know, Amber had said to me something about Nicole and a married guy and the

other thing, and that she did not break up a marriage, and that's what Amber had

said. It's a complete lie. That's why I'm very upset about it.

Amber's not the girl that I knew 10 years ago. She's changed a lot.

I thought I knew her well.

When you care about a person, you don't continue a lie, a disgusting lie.

I wouldn't gossip about her.

Friends don't do that.

It's very hard for me to talk about.

Bobby's party should be very interesting.

And he's coming?

Of course he's coming. Oh, okay. We invited Amber before we found out that

had been running around talking behind my sister's back. My sister trusted her,

and she betrayed my sister.

It's like a knife in my heart.

Our pinhead husband is coming as well. Why would he come to that and he

go out with the boys? Because Bobby's really good friends.

On top of it, he said he wouldn't go because he didn't want to be around your

husband.

He's, like, embarrassed.

And, like, he can't be around a guy like Joe because he does mortgages.

So, because he does mortgages? He does mortgages.

I really don't know, Jim, but the fact that he's judging me or my family, that

does hurt. Because, you know, you shouldn't judge someone unless you

them. I think he's, I don't know. I'm surprised that we're going to go.

But you know what? I'm really glad. I want her to really tell you guys and

apologize to me. Say, you know what, Nicole? I'm so sorry that I made up that

horrific lie about you so everyone could hear.

Coming up.

And you guys should always stick together no matter what.

You have a sisterly bond and it's going to be amazing. Listen, friends are going

to come and go.

But your sisters are always going to be here.

All

right,

Melania.

Melania, what are you doing?

All right, don't do that.

Keep your money in your bra.

Get over here.

Mommy,

no! I'm right here. You don't have to yell.

Mommy, stop it. I can hear you.

Sprinkle.

Sprinkle.

I'm right here. I want you to talk with your voice low.

I want... I am, through this legal issue that we're dealing with. I'm just the

mom, trying to keep it all together.

Talk with a nice, soft -spoken voice.

I have grown

over the years. I used to be like, you know, I had that hot Italian temper.

And that's another thing I want to teach my daughter.

That, you know what, in life, there is going to be people that are going to

to push your buttons.

Do not react.

You kill them more when you don't react.

Oh, my God.

What are you always yelling about?

I have a surprise for you girls.

What's the surprise?

Would you think it was going to be a Barbie?

Come over here, girls. Come here.

Right here. You guys open it up together.

Let's put it over here.

Don't put your hands over it.

Do you girls remember this day?

We got a good -looking family, babe.

Yeah, you do.

One, two, three.

I got to say one thing about my family.

Whenever anybody's in trouble, this whole group is there in a minute.

We want you girls to have great memories growing up.

Like, I'll never forget this day. And I'm sure you guys will never forget that

day. And family's, like, the most important thing.

You guys know that?

Yes.

Why are you crying?

Because, like, this isn't special. And I want you girls, like, when you get

older, to continue doing this.

But, right?

And you guys should always stick together no matter what. Yes, and always

each other.

And never fight.

You have a sisterly bond, and it's going to be amazing. Listen, friends are

going to come and go, but your sisters are always going to be here.

I have bigger things to worry about than what Jim Marchese thinks about me and

my family.

Ask me if I care what anybody thinks.

All I care about is my four daughters, my husband, that's all, and my parents.

love my parents. My parents, I love them.

Joey's parents.

As long as we have our health, that's all that matters. Like, we all make it

through anything.

Let's take this picture. Okay.

Look at that.

Hello, my fellow actors.

We're in the conference room.

Hello.

The commercials that we make are not serious, but it's amazing to the kids,

it's become our Marchese thing.

Before we start, I want to thank everybody for coming, and this is going

Michael's directing debut.

Yay! Yay, Michael, man.

So we're going to try to pay attention to what Michael says and have some fun,

because you're going to pretend like you're old, staunchy people, adults who

kind of boring.

Kind of.

They're totally boring.

I don't love what I do.

I do what I do because it provides for my family.

I would love to have been a writer.

I've actually written three books.

I've never published them because I don't think I'm good enough.

But, you know, as a father, the greatest gift you can give your children is to

let them do something they love.

Okay, so the first scene is actually the scene.

Yes, boss.

And we're going to dolly in.

Roll camera.

Camera's rolling.

Slate.

Scene four, take one.

Action. Action.

I almost frickin' did it again. Just say action, okay?

Action.

Action.

When you're ready to save hundreds of dollars on your mortgage, call us now.

Let's go. Cut.

I said cut.

Cut.

Just a little louder because there's a lot going on.

Could you imagine if you have a movie set and you got zombies and dogs and all

this crazy stuff going on for your movie and you're like...

Good.

No one's going to hear you.

The Mortgage Now commercial is not exactly an Oscar -nominated event.

All right, Michael, direct him. Put your arms down, Sebastian.

What? Arms down, Sebastian.

We should have a donut here.

How do you touch it, Sebastian?

Don't pick on your brother.

But Michael's ability to learn how to direct, I couldn't be more proud of him.

Isabella, stop dancing or else you're fired.

I can fire her. I can fire her. She's five.

Say positions, everyone.

Positions.

Action.

Any of you wonderful girls would like to ride in my new Ferrari?

No way, that's a big bike right there, too.

Cut. Say wrap. Wrap.

Guys. Thank you. Give me a hug. Oh, I love you. You did great.

Bow, bow.

It's in there.

Is it the butterfly?

Yes, it is.

I love the way you decorate it. You know, I decorated it like 10 years ago.

know, I want like more clean lines now, but I'm leaving soon, so I guess it is

what it is.

I hope you like animals because they're everywhere.

Hello, baby. Is that a cat?

Botox. Oh, my goodness.

He's a little strange looking.

He's a little scrotum ass.

There's nothing cute about dog cats.

I should get her for Bobby because he has allergies and there's no hair on

What's going on with Bobby?

You know, we have fun. We enjoy each other's company.

Sometimes it would be nice to have, you know, a little bit more, you know,

excitement and spark and things like that.

If you're dating and the spark is gone, that might not be good. I don't know.

With me, it's not gone, though.

You know, being single, living on his own.

This is like the first time he's having a big, like, party. I mean, Bobby's

mellow at times, and sometimes I can be a little hyper.

I'm anxious to see him having a party and seeing if he really enjoys it.

if he's with someone like me, I'm all about that.

Nicole has to feel 100 % comfortable.

So, are you going to bring someone to the party?

No. I don't ever want to, like, push you into anything, but I do know a lot of

nice single men.

One guy who I have in mind, he's so darn good -looking.

Yeah. I just couldn't date him because he was better -looking than me. He had a

better smile and wider teeth than me.

I appreciate the fact that she wants to set me up with someone, but slow your

roll. You know, I'm not ready yet, and she should understand that.

You know, being divorced and in that position herself.

Maybe next month.

Because Venus is in retrograde right now. I don't know if you know what that

means. I haven't gone.

Okay. So now I have to wait till next month to set you up on a date.

When I'm ready, it might be nice to get out. Mama has her needs.

Coming up. We're going to have a great party.

I think you should just say, listen, Amber, I don't know where you're getting

your facts from, but listen, whatever you're saying, tell me what you're

Oh, I will. I will. I have no problem with that.

Mmm.

Want a bite?

I thought that you hit it up. Am I hungry and I'm eating it cold? Can you

cold? Is it all right? Come on. Of course, it's cooked.

It's not like it's raw.

I don't know. It tastes a little funky.

Cold.

Nicole and I have been together now for quite some time. But tonight will be the

first party that we've thrown.

And it's going to be a first responder event.

Because that work for the fire department is not about raising money.

It's about raising awareness.

Joe's coming from the fire department.

Okay. Dina, I believe, is coming. Now, is Matt coming?

Yeah. He is coming.

She doesn't...

No, I invited the person who I would like to fix her up on a blind date with.

This ought to be great.

Tina needs a nudge. I met Bobby in a Dunkin' Donut. But you have to be open

it. This is a month that the stars and the moon and the love just is not lining

up together.

She may get mad at me.

If it doesn't work out, that's your reason why.

Help me find the costume for tonight.

All right. Is this too trampy? Hate it.

Why? It's plain black leather. Can't go wrong.

This kind of looks like a cop uniform.

Look, it's got a cute little zipper. It's boxy.

Oh, my God. You guys are totally ruining my vibe. Like, I'm supposed to listen

to, hey, these are a little boxy.

Yeah, I like these.

Oh, if you don't wear them, I'll take them.

That looks good with that top.

Seriously, though, doesn't it?

Here's the thing.

These bitches are sparkly. Every time I've seen them in a dress of the nine,

I'm not, I'm not into this.

I feel like when women hear a costume party, they're like, ooh, let me dress

like a slut and get away with it.

Listen, if these girls are trying really, really hard and you just have to

this on.

I'm not good at holding it up.

Put that red thing away. No, I really like this.

Should I try it on?

No.

Always wanted a date of fire, man. Yeah, you like that? Fire, man. You're so big

and tough and strong.

Yeah. You look good as a nurse, babe.

Thank you.

It's a little slutty. What? No, it's not.

Damn. What did you use?

You didn't dress up.

Look at you. Why are you dressed all nice? What are you?

I can be whatever I want to be.

What are you?

The SWAT team. So what's a SWAT team? You don't have no hat on or anything?

team. It stands for...

Special... ...mortgage.

I wonder what Amber and her husband are going to be.

Well, he's going to be an attorney, you know.

Why would he be an attorney?

I thought he had a mortgage company.

I don't know the guy. I don't care what he does. He could work on a farm for all

I care.

Farm animals, I don't give a... I mean, I guess if he doesn't want to associate

us, maybe he won't shake your hand or something.

Jim doesn't want to hang out with Joe because of his legal issues, but that's

such a...

You don't kick a guy when he's down. Oh, I mean, who said that he didn't want to

be around us? His friend Bobby.

Hey, who gives a what anybody says? You think I care?

We're all over the news, so it doesn't matter.

All right, so everybody could give a shit about us. We don't care.

Jimmy the geek.

Hey, babe, we got to go. We're going to be late.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What kind of party is this? Do you like?

I love.

Really? You look amazing.

The derriere is perfection.

You're making me go to this ridiculous event like this?

It's Bobby's thing, man.

I know, but I could have been, I told you, I could have gone as a lawyer.

They're first responders, you know, ambulance changers, hand my card.

Are you injured?

Bobby's party should be interesting.

Jim, understandably so, wants to keep a healthy distance from Joe and Teresa

because they are facing criminal charges, like 40 of them. And with what

does, he's an expert witness in mortgage -backed security fraud cases that he

just feels that it would just be best for everybody if he has a good, healthy

distance. You look amazing.

Let's get out of here. All right.

We can talk in the car.

Cheers to...

A fun party tonight.

An outstanding party tonight. An outstanding party. Drama -free, of

The only words that I want to come out of Amber's mouth tonight are sorry and

goodbye. The whole story that Amber fabricated, that Nicole broke up a

none of it is true. But Jimmy and I have been friends for 12 years, so I'm not

getting caught in the middle of drama.

You deal with it.

Do you really want to bring this up?

Say, Nicole, I will always have your back.

Fire department.

You know, you didn't want to wear a jacket.

I know, because my outfit was too cute.

I am a big fan of costume parties. I look so adorable.

I have a little firefighter's hat and a little outfit on.

Knock, knock.

Reno!

I love it how we are all... We're all firefighters.

We're looking pretty hot, but I think there's a difference between slutty and

then sexy and sensual.

Watch my skirt.

I got to tell you something.

She's like Britney Spears now. Oh, my God. Oh, your ass. Oh, my goodness.

Really? That's good. Britney Spears. I love it.

Finally, you try to do something sweet and funny, and you make my butt sick

This is great. Hey, Britney, get back here. That was a piece of ass.

We have more guests, I guess. How's it going? How are you?

Hi. What's going on? Hey, Matt.

What a stripper.

I think we're looking really good tonight. You don't have a hat, do you? I

don't. I figured that, because I can tell by your hair. I'm going to

Matt to Dina tonight.

Oh, that's great.

She's definitely, she's pretty.

I think Dina is going to love Matt.

He may be a Jersey boy.

I can't wait to meet her then.

But he's very smart.

And he's old -fashioned.

I try to play like Cupid, but if not, you're going to have a good time anyway.

Let's go downstairs.

Hey, hey, hey, Pat the Pizza!

Reno, pleasure.

Pleasure. Hello!

Can I get a shot?

Please. Thank you.

Oh, I love it.

I just said, screw it. I'm showing up in scrubs. What's sexier than someone

friggin' trying to save your life?

Listen, a blind date's about attraction. You don't know anything about the

person. You want the first appearance to be, wow.

Any time now.

It's not like it's two degrees out here.

My nipples are going to get hard.

Hey! What's up, D? How are you?

I'm good. Are you an EMS girl?

I'm kind of doctor, nurse, EMS. I like it.

Whatever you need.

No, I want to, I want to, I want to give, I mean, I know I have so many

I want to put a cookbook together, Matt, you know?

Oh, where is everybody? Do I know anybody here?

Hi!

I figured you girls had the sexy covered. I was going to go with the

No, but this is pretty covered for me.

Except my food.

Dina really should have come with us for the costume store.

No scraps.

What the f***? I'm wearing scrub.

And then there's this hot guy who's there to meet me.

And when we're in costume and everything, it makes it a lot more

We need to kind of play like, oh, fire.

I have no problem, girl. Be careful.

Oh, sweet life.

This is horrible.

This is Bobby's house.

Yeah, Nicole's man, Bobby. He's cool, man.

For the first responders party, I'm a sniper. And snipers don't need a

Okay? We're always in black.

I'm a sniper.

You're a sniper? I snap the neck. You're a gun baby.

If I find a terrorist, I'm going to jump off a building, right?

And I'm going to get his neck and I'm going to crack him. You know what I

It's my sister Kathy.

I'm Nicole.

Kathy, you come with cannolis, you're my best friend.

Kathy's cannolis.

My grandmothers say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The

best way to my heart is feed me.

So are you a firefighter? I am.

This is Dina's blind date.

Is that right?

Oh, yeah, Matt.

Okay, well, I'm glad about that. It's going really well.

Yeah, I can see that. It's going unbelievable.

It looks like a soap opera.

What's your first impression?

I mean, come on, man. He's hot. He's hotter than I could ever be.

He's hotter than this?

Who were you thinking? It's our face.

You think you're...

Big shot that you don't want to come out and you don't want to hang out with us

because you're an attorney. I work with the same attorney general that's

prosecuting your brother -in -law. You're dumb.

First response party to help to helping other people. Yeah.

Treat is a sexy nurse. She looks great, but I could be a sexy nurse, too.

Who are you with your fishnets?

Listen, I'm not trying to be sexy or anything.

I'm really not.

Like, this is the costume we picked, and I picked the first costume I saw.

He wanted me to be a nurse, so I was like, all right.

Me and my sister, we look alike, because if I put a wig on and I put a sexy

nurse on outfit, we look like twins.

These twins will look better than those twins. Trust me.

Oh, my God. I got to go to the bathroom. Let me get in there.

I got to take a look.

Thank God this is shoveled. Thank God he shoveled the

walkway.

You look hot.

I am so lucky.

Hi. How are you? You look beautiful. Oh, thank you. How are you? Hello.

How are you?

Look at you, tanned out.

No, I have a jacket.

I'm a detective tonight, by the way.

By the way, I didn't bring my badges with me, but otherwise I show you a

badges I got.

Teresa's husband, Joe, gets the worst costume award because he was a party

pooper. Every party has a pooper, and that's you for not dressing up.

Are you a real police officer or just a... No, I am, sir. Okay, good.

Maybe we'll go this way, no, Joe? Okay, introduce me to whoever else you want me

to.

Thank you. Nice meeting you as well. I'm Teresa.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, my God. Nicole's trying to set me up

with that guy over there. He's cute.

So you've been rocked the cradle. It's a good thing.

I've never dated. I've never went on a date.

I went on dinner with guys. Maybe you should start dating.

Dean is kind of like a loner, and she almost likes to be home alone all day.

if she doesn't start dating soon, she may turn into a crazy cat lady.

I don't want to interrupt you guys real quick, but I just wanted to see if you

would like to go on an official date and go out with me.

Why don't we go out in a group? In a group? Listen, I think obviously you're

adorable. You know that. You look in the mirror.

Come on, get it together, girl.

Like a little TMI.

He just wants to take you to dinner.

Without the baggage.

All right, we'll make it real easy. We'll go out, we'll do a little

night. And we'll see what happens. That I can do. Feel? Yeah.

It's been a really long time since I've dated, and it's not easy getting over

Tommy. But who couldn't picture getting under Matt?

So embarrassing.

You get all nervous. You're like, we have to go out in a group.

Are you excited to meet Jim tonight?

They don't care to meet Jim, but I mean, you know, whatever. I'll meet him. You

know what I mean? If he wants to meet me, you know what I mean? He might be

good to meet me, you know? I know. That's why I brought my law degree.

I feel tension.

I feel something brewing. Dina, bottom line is Amber is coming tonight, and

had major issues, and I've been really upset about it. You know I went through

my divorce and the whole bit. It's been four years now.

One thing that I'm very, very much against is cheating.

and Melissa had confided in me and said, listen, Amber's been saying that you

broke up a marriage and you wrecked a marriage.

What the hell? What is she talking about? I don't know where she got this

Let's go, ladies.

Focus. All right, give me your hands. Okay. Ready? Ready? Here we go.

I think you should just go straight out to her and say, listen, Amber, I don't

know where you're getting your facts from, but listen, whatever you're

tell me what you're saying because I want to hear from your mouth and my

Bobby!

Oh, I will.

I will. I have no problem with that.

Hello!

How are you?

Where's that sexy bitch?

Bobby!

What's going on?

I was like, you can never get strata. That's what she said.

Oh, okay.

Joe? Yeah, how are you? Very nice to meet you.

Teresa, great to see you.

Joseph. How you doing? Good to see you.

Oh, officer.

I know, right? I told her I wanted to be a lawyer like an ambulance chaser and

hand out cards because that would be a first responder. She's like, no.

I just wear a suit. I can be anybody I want.

My opinion of Joe Giudice is what I've read in the newspapers.

I just try to stay away from people I believe have a tendency to get into

trouble.

My dad always said, you are who you hang around with.

Be the blood -sucking attorney. It's the best way to go. Yeah.

Hey, how are you? Hi, how are you?

All right.

Excuse me for a minute.

What do you think about Jim? I mean, I just met him.

But you know what he is?

He's one of these guys that go along and they play it along. They play you, they

play you, they play you.

Oh, this is Jimmy James, the guy.

I heard a lot about you, bro.

Let's go. Show me the house. Grab Joe. Hey, he wants to touch that door. Why

does he want to see the house if he don't like...

I don't want to hang out with Jimmy James.

I'm not going to start with Jimmy James.

He's more than you, Joe.

Hi,

honey. I didn't see you yet. Hello. How are you?

I'm all right. I've been better.

What? I've been better.

Why? What's wrong?

I have some issues, but I'm not going to get into them right now.

Issues about?

What's my sister with you?

I honestly have no idea why Tyrese is mad.

Oof. Bad feeling.

Very bad feeling.

Nicole, do you want to elaborate with Amber? Because I can't be like Miss Nice

Nisa when she's coming over and giving me a kiss alone.

She didn't give me a kiss alone. She gave me a kiss. Would you like to

what's going on? Would you like to speak with her?

I have no agenda.

I'm in no mood to fight.

This is my sister's boyfriend's home.

But at the same time, I'm not a phony. So Amber, guess what?

You need to work things out with my sister.

If you have something to say, go right ahead.

Oh, I will, Amber. I will talk.

How did all this negative stuff right off the bat come from you?

You owe me an apology.

Wait a minute. You owe me an apology for talking behind my back because I'm a

hoe and I broke up. Well, no. She never messaged me. She never said you were a

hoe. Like, nothing like that. You know what this has to do with you? Exactly.

The two of you.

Let's go.

I can't believe this is freaking happening.

Nicole is my friend. This was my friend I loved.

I have never said in a million years that she broke up a family.

But what I heard is that it was Nicole that broke up a family.

Oh, okay.

I heard that through the grapevine.

Melissa just completely twisted my words.

Why didn't they just have a conversation?

We're done.

We're done. We're done.

We're good. I hope you're happy, Melissa.

Let's talk, Amber.

I feel terrible. I thought a conversation between us all was going to

Nicole was going to be able to clear her name and we could all move on.

I am in shock that it went to this level.

We started this new company. We take government technology.

Are you kidding me?

What did I tell you?

They're animals and this is why you have a barrier.

Did you guys really have a disagreement?

Disagreement? You got things to go with me. You got things to go with me.

We've been gone for 10 seconds. This happen already?

They all attacked her and attempted to attack. What's that?

It's Amber's hair.

Come on, stop it.

Tell your girlfriend to keep it under control. Are you for real? Oh, I'm for

real. She pulled her hair out. Look at Bobby. Who did?

Nicole. Pulled her hair?

Right out of my head.

What the f*** was this about?

She went right for the freaking physical. She went right to my hair.

You don't do s*** like this. No. You don't do s*** like this.

This is stupid.

You guys should kill each other. That's it.

Don't let your wife talk about my wife. You understand me?

This is very simple.

This is very simple.

This is a very simple thing.

Put your hands out of your pocket, first of all. Number one.

First of all, put your hands out of your pocket. Don't let your wife talk about

my wife. Put your hands out of your pocket.

You think you're big shot. You know what you are? You're a jerk -off.

I see Jim talking, and he's sitting there with his hands in his pocket. You

know, I don't trust the guy. How about that?

What did I do? You don't want to hang out with us because you're an attorney

this and that? That's a jerk -off move. I heard something about that. What's the

accusations that you made through Bobby that you said that you didn't want to

come because, you know what, Bobby? Why don't you tell us what accusations I

made? No, because I got Reno calling me a jerk -off.

I'm extremely pissed off. Bobby, he's known me for 10 years.

Whatever I tell him...

It's not to go back to Joe Gorga or Reno.

He never should have put me in that situation.

Just so you guys are aware, I'm not an attorney.

Did I pass the bar? Absolutely.

Do I practice law? No.

I have no idea what you two gentlemen are talking about, and I appreciate it.

How come you didn't come out and hang out with us?

Do you really want me to go there?

Yeah, I want to go there. Yeah, how about this?

There's three gentlemen here. Bottom line is you don't want to hang out with

No, actually, you know what's funny, Reno?

You know what's funny?

Them is us.

I work with the same...

Attorney General, that's prosecuting your brother -in -law, you dumb... You

to hear?

I'm out of here.

You want me to be in Newark for the prosecutor's office? I prosecute

fraud.

Oh,

hey, buddy. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

Wait, wait. Hold on.

Hey, get me.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Ciao. Ciao.

You can't shine my shoes. Why don't you take two steps back? If you're going to

start throwing those words around, you better back it up. You know why we were

there? To protect you guys.

If you ever speak to this girl again, we're done.

First of all, don't threaten me. Pump the brakes.

Touch me and I'll have Coltsnack arrest her ass and I'll put you in jail.

Grace,

stay out of it.

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