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1 Hey! Sorry you had to wait so long.

I was second scalpel on a snoozer hip arthroplasty

when a Bovie submarined the lateral circumflex.

It was a sponge party.

Sorry.

Surgical jargon.

Gotcha. No worries!

Well, I mean, while I waited,

I nailed a double fakie hardflip into a frontside overcrook,

and then I combo'd a reverse gingersnap into an old-school ho-ho.

And I was like, what?

Skating jargon.

And really, I don't mind waiting.

You know I'd wait all day for you.

Thanks.

It'd be cool to do normal stuff, like, meet my skate crew Saturday?

But I get it. You're a doctor.

You got weird hours and you're just doing your job.

Like Big Mo.

Dude won't let me in to use the bathroom unless I snap my ankle.

It's fine! Walter's my boyfriend!

All respect, brah!

So, I do have to work on Saturday, but I'm all yours for the next...

fifty-two minutes?

You wanna go for a walk?

Feed the feral cats?

Only if we get to invent elaborate backstories for them.

Crap!

Code Blue, my patient's flatlining!

- That's jargon for... - I think I know what that one means.

- Go! - Okay.

Your THR patient from this morning. He's 83 years old, yeah?

Eighty-four. Possible post-op DVT or

pulmonary embolus. Or caught a PJI.

Poor old guy's on his honeymoon.

Oops.

Bonnie, we've got a crowd!

Your pulse oximeter came off.

We all thought you flatlined.

Sorry. We're newlyweds.

We just can't keep our mitts off of each other!

Gotta say,

not a bad way to spend the end of your life.

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That was like watching Nana and Pop-Pop get to second base.

Girl, we doc-blocked them!

I think it's so sweet they found each other.

It's inspiring to know the candle of love still burns

so close to the end of the wick.

Oh, barf.

I hope Walter and I are like that when we're 80.

Poor Walter. He reminds me of my first boyfriend.

Huh?

I mean, Doogie, you're 16. You're still a keiki.

Trust me, you're gonna meet guys who are way better fits.

We fit great.

He's my first love.

Ignore that hard-up witch who's clearly been burnt before

and believe in love, honey.

Like me and Trent.

You know, we're navigating choppy waters right now,

- but we're destined to be together. - Hm.

You mean your ex?

In Chicago? Who just moved in with another man?

I said choppy waters!

Walter and I are great.

I just wish I could see him more.

He asked me to meet his friends on Saturday,

but that's my regular GI rotation.

Why don't we swap? You take Monday, I'll take Saturday.

- No prob. - Really?

Thanks!

Trent and Todd are apple picking then and are gonna light up Insta.

Can't watch Trent pick another man's apples.

How much longer is Dad gonna be?

Eternity?

- Hey, Ono Ken, aloha! - Hello, brother!

- Guava! A hui hou! - Hey there, Benny!

How's it, Kamealoha family?

Benny struck gold at Mama Keona's macadamia stand!

It was... ... nuts!

What's this noise?

Carob chip brownies!

Mama K gave 'em to me for only seven bucks each!

You and the farmers' market.

You always promise to hit it and quit it, then go in for hours.

It's like Narnia but with overpriced fig jam.

Oh, come on. It's my chance to talk story with everyone!

You know, Guava Nohea, Ono Ken, Smart Ken...

... all the Kens!

Diarrhea mouth!

Garbage.

Oh, my cookie cakes would dunk all over these fools!

Kai! Dad paid seven bucks for these poop bricks.

With your oven mitts and my business savvy,

we could get rich off of eager suckers like Dad!

Totally! The island's crawling with chumps!

I'm in.

I could use extra money.

But I don't wanna do any math or money stuff.

Don't worry, pretty boy. I'll handle the cash.

The hospital board wants employee recommendations

for the Chief of Staff search,

which is great for my competition, Dr. Lee.

The heart surgeon that ranked everyone's spouse by hotness?

He drives me crazy, but he can really work a room.

Like Bill Clinton...

if Bill Clinton were half-Malay, wore cycling shorts to work,

and could recite the entire script of Cool Runnings from memory.

I love Cool Runnings, John Candy.

I love the hospital!

And I know I can make it so much better as chief.

But I have to campaign for it?

That's business.

Part of the reason why I left trading.

I do all the crap no one wants to do,

and I'm focused on actually running the hospital.

But I'm no good at schmoozing.

I'm a workhorse, not a show horse.

Show horses aren't born, they're made.

You have to be a workhorse at being a show horse!

I have an idea.

You grab some fruit in the market and lay it out at work with a sign,

"Courtesy of Dr. Hannon. Your next Chief of Aloha."

That's a great idea.

Then you should sing to them. From the heart.

But let's start with the fruit first.

Yeah.

You sure you didn't overdo it?

Steph, I wanna make a good first impression

on Walter's skate crew.

With a shnark-noodle-ree board?

Charcuterie board!

I used meats and cheeses from six of the seven continents.

It's delicious and conversational.

Whoo!

Why does it smell like a locker room even though we're outside?

Love it.

Smells like dudes.

- 'Sup. - Hey.

Lahela, Steph, these are my boys!

- This is Spyder. - How's it?

- Goofy J. - 'Sup.

- And Carl. - Cool meat.

I'm so happy that you're here. Come on!

Hey, look at those handle nerds!

Scoots get the boot!

Hey, no hobbies, lifestyles only!

They're yelling at children.

Yeah.

Beat it, Fisher-Price!

No, I got ya!

- Yeah, that was good. - Come on!

- There you go. - Welcome to the club.

- Yeah - STEPH: Hey.

You should come here all the time.

Okay, you left delicious fruit in the break room...

Now's the time to cash in.

Yeah.

Go get those employee recs.

Oop.

Ahoy, Gail!

All right, that's, um...

So, not sure if you saw, but I put some treats in the break room.

Yum.

Okay.

- Hey, Joannie! How are ya? - Good.

You have been a nurse here for, what, seven years?

Oh, 12. And, actually, it's Jenny.

Oh, my god. I'm so sorry!

Bye.

I need a shave ice.

Make it a double rainbow.

Whoa. What's going on?

My coworkers will never recommend me.

No, they love you!

I just called Jenny, a longtime nurse here, Joannie!

I mean, wear a name tag on campus, but still...

Oh, that reminds me, I gotta get a gift for her baby shower.

She said no gifts but come on, I'm not an animal.

You were invited to her baby shower... and I wasn't?

I'm so bad at this.

And now it's gonna cost me Chief of Staff.

- Hey! - Oh!

Hey, PS, your wife's still number one on the list, bruh.

Oh, hail Gail!

I'm following your account on Insta.

Dear Tabby? Yes, love it! Love it.

Oh, Jenny! Hope people don't think the baby's mine!

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't call HR.

I'm gonna rec you.

As in "rec"?

Short for recommendations.

Boom!

“Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time!”

Yeah! Yes!

Dr. Lee is a star.

No wonder Joannie didn't invite me.

Jenny.

You didn't get invited to Jenny's baby shower.

Right. Jenny.

Hey.

No, like, I can totally, like, shred the gnar.

- Really? - Yeah.

So, like, why do they call you Spyder?

I don't know. But all the Tarantola men get called it.

Italian! Like-a me-a!

Hey, Lahela. Thanks for bringing the food plate.

It's cool.

Yeah, Doc. These little pickles are dope!

I feel like a giant man guy!

And I don't know what those tiny breadsticks are, but they're tasty!

Toothpicks?

Yo, Doc, you ever get to amputate stuff?

Ideally not. But I kinda do it all.

I'm currently in my gastroenterology rotation,

and it's surprisingly cool.

Gastromony?

Like, butt stuff?

Yo, Doc, you specialize in farts?

I guess you kinda came to the right place, then.

Okay, let's talk something different.

So, is this what you guys normally do?

Yeah. I mean, if we're not skating, we're surfing.

Wait.

So you guys, like, never walk?

Walking's for dopes.

The Earth doesn't walk, it spins, man.

Tony Hawk skated so that we don't have to walk.

Oh, sounds like the Ruth Bader Ginsburg

of transgressional street sports.

I gotta look her up.

Chicks with three names are always smokin' hot.

I have three names.

So...

Dr. Hannon's bribery guavas have spoiled.

Oh, there she is, lover girl!

So? How was your big Saturday with Walter?

Hm. His buddies were underwhelming.

I finally get why there's no dialogue in energy drink commercials.

Hm, well, welcome to the world of mediocre boyfriends.

I mean, if it's not deadbeat pals,

it's unpaid rent, or a wife, or one time, surprise back hair.

Brillo-back Sammy! I remember him.

He was funny.

Lahela, you are a gorgeous 16-year-old doctor.

Just gotta keep those eyes open, girl.

Walter and I are great. Great!

I gotta go check on our newlywed.

Oh, you know, I'd knock first.

I think they discovered the handlebars in the bathroom shower.

Hey, yo! What are you doing?

What?

Sorry about the TV.

I couldn't find the remote.

Why don't you tell me who you are?

Right. Sorry, that was rude. I'm Anthony.

I just started volunteering here.

I read to patients twice a week.

Oh.

- Okay. That's cool. - Full disclosure,

it doesn't look too bad on my college apps, either.

The goal is Columbia for Comp Lit,

and then it's off to Cambridge for the Ph.D.

Here, if you'd like to indulge in humanities,

William Carlos Williams is your on-call poet.

Thanks.

Off to pediatrics!

Chop-chop, partner! I need 42 cookie cakes by the end of day.

Buddy.

The farmers' market's not for another couple days. Relax.

Did you not get the business plan for

Brian Patrick and Kai's Cookie Cakes?

I slid it under your door.

Okay, here's the deal with the deal.

We fly high and fast and force Keebler into a competitive M&A.

Make those smug little elves pay through the nose.

Build our own tree mansion.

Eh, sounds intense.

I'll fire up a couple cookie cakes,

but I just wanna make enough to buy myself a pair of kitchen clogs.

But I thought we were doing this together?

Not like this.

I make cookies for fun. I don't wanna bake for the man.

Don't you get it?

We're the man!

Sorry. Can't do it, bruh.

Then prepare to face the invisible hand of the market, bruh.

Ah, think next time, I'll leave it in the box.

At least Jenny won't have to put it together. Carpal tunnel.

How do you know more about my colleagues than I do?

'Cause you don't talk story with them.

You come across as all business all the time.

You're like a mullet with no party in the back.

I wish I had time for talking,

but with my life, I have to always be doing.

You should always be being.

Come to the baby shower and show your coworkers that side of you.

People respond to that energy.

Not only is it how you should live your life,

but it'll help you get Chief of Staff.

You're right.

I'll go.

Now, this is the sort of event that has the...

- No booze. - Yup, that's great.

Awesome.

I refuse to look at pics of Trent apple-picking with Todd,

but please describe them and be just to the bitchy side of honest.

Oh, this one looks like they're in a big fight!

Aw, no wait. They're Lady and the Tramp-ing a Granny Smith.

Dr. Kamealoha.

So there's this live poetry reading at the State Library tomorrow,

if you're interested.

Yeah!

I mean, maybe.

Okay, think on it, then.

Oooh.

Doogie!

I think he's into you.

What?

Please.

Girl, come on, she's in love with Walter.

Lahela, do you really see yourself at 30,

listening to Boardshorts Wally yammer on

about how he wants to build a skate ramp in Auntie's yard?

He's not just a skater surfer dude. There's more to him than that.

Yes, Walter's like the little black dress of boyfriends.

He's cute, he is versatile, and you can take him anywhere!

I mean, he'd say yes to a poetry reading if you asked, right?

A hundred percent.

Okay, as we buy fruit for the baby shower, you practice talking story.

Yeah.

Play it nice and cool.

Fanny pack?

I'm good.

Okay. Now remember, the goal today is...

- Always be being. - Always be being. Got it.

Let's farm this market.

Cookie cakes! Come and get your cookie cakes!

- Cookie cakes! - No, thank you.

Dang it.

Cookie cakes!

- Nice and hot. - There's a nice vendor I can talk to!

Cookie cakes! Come and get your cookie cakes!

Ones you grew with your body don't count.

- Oh. - Good luck, son!

Come and get 'em!

I promise they do not suck!

Cookie cakes!

Trouble moving inventory?

Dude, did you made cookie cakes?

You can barely toast pizza bagels.

I repackaged the brownies from Foodland.

700 percent markup!

Where'd you get the sign?

And why is my name on it? And my face?

Alliteration. And you're easy on the peepers.

Is that your confirmation suit?

Dress for success!

Paper's my religion now.

Hey, there's still time to climb aboard the profit train.

Forty-nine percent ownership work?

No.

This place is about supporting farmers and

the sacred rule of one sample per person.

I can't believe I actually wanted to work with you.

I'm a little nervous.

I'm so bad at small talk.

Relax and focus on eye contact and smiles.

Eyes and teeth. Show horse!

- Hey there! - Hey!

So, five pounds of mangos, please.

- All right. - And, um, where are you from?

Oh, you know, originally outside Denver...

Okay, good start with Mango Ken, but

now we add a follow-up question, yeah?

Stay engaged.

Aloha!

Oh, these avocado look amazing!

So, how are things going today?

You always want more people, right?

Oh, not at a hospital.

It usually means a multi-car pileup, so...

Have you ever been in an accident?

And the finishing touch... touch.

Physical contact.

It lets people know you've heard them.

Hit me with seven papayas, my good man!

So, how long you been at this?

Oh, gosh, three years now?

Oh, great! And what did you do before?

I was up in the prison for stealing a Harley.

Yeah.

Hey! Sorry, you had to wait again.

No worries. I made some progress with Big Mo!

Turns out, we're both distant relatives of The Rock.

Oh.

So, I was thinking, maybe we try something new tomorrow.

Like, a poetry read?

Sorry. I thought you were kidding.

Um, you know, I'd love to,

but Spyder and I are gonna wear GoPros and skate the dead mall.

You should come! We're gonna grind down the old...

Seriously?

I mean, is that what you wanna do with your life?

Uh, I don't know. I guess I haven't really thought about it.

Yeah, that's the problem.

I didn't realize that there was a problem.

Look, I'm sorry that I didn't plan out my life at the age of seven,

or however old you were in 11th grade.

Code Blue. I gotta go.

Okay, baby shower time!

I'll assemble pop-up tents,

you be your amazing self and win employee recs.

Always be being.

Yeah. You were great at the farmers' market.

I just hope nine cubic feet of fruit salad is enough.

Oh, my!

Hi! Benny, Dr. Hannon, welcome!

Hi, Jenny! Where is everyone?

Oh, god, was there a tsunami warning?

Oh, no, no!

Grace and I wanted to keep it small.

Just family, you know?

- Family? - Family.

Benny's always been so nice to me, he's practically ohana.

Practically ohana.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Could you just give us one sec?

Just wanna talk for a sec, yeah.

This is like the world's smallest baby shower!

I kinda hope she goes into labor

because, at least then, there'd be more people here.

Come on, this'll be fun.

Benny, it's her family and us.

That's a little weird!

See, this is the problem with your "always be being" mentality.

We end up in these awkward situations.

What's awkward about a baby shower with just the couple's parents

and the guy they buy shave ice from?

I have so much work to do,

and I wasted all that time at the farmers' market.

You weren't wasting time!

You were putting out good vibes so that it comes back to you!

Positive energy?

Okay, I'll try it.

Great, I'll go get the tents.

Okay.

... her barky sinews anchor to soil,

pulling down, down, down.

Until... deafening silence.

Hey, thanks for bringing me.

I don't usually do stuff like this.

So, I'm in the middle of my college application process,

and it's...

…intense.

You know, I was thinking that a letter

from the world's only teen doctor

would really help me get over the top?

Cool.

Here, I already wrote something up.

You're gonna do is sign at the sticky tab.

... the beginning of a new day...

Whoa. I'm not gonna sign something I haven't read.

Or actually wrote.

What's the big deal?

I mean, in what way am I not an integral part

of the hospital ecosystem?

Ice, ice, some ice!

It's the hospital.

There's an emergency with Glenn. I'm really sorry, I gotta go.

Can you drive me?

Now? Yeah, I would, but he's my favorite poet.

So...

Well, I have a patient who needs me.

Rock. Rock... rock!

Every rideshare car is over 20 minutes away!

God, I hate tourists.

Walking's for dopes...

Ma'am! Ma'am!

I'm commandeering your skates for a medical emergency.

A life is on the line!

Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

Whoa.

The things I do for science.

Hmm. Yum.

Well, these mangos are outstanding.

Oh, thank you! I got them at the farmers' market.

The guy, Ken?

He grew up in Denver.

- Oh, I love Colorado! - Oh.

I'm actually a big skier.

That's my go-to fun fact for Two Truths and a Lie.

What, skiing? How'd you get into that?

My mom's from the mainland,

and we would always go visit my grandparents in the Pocono Mountains.

- In Pennsylvania? - I'm from Philly!

When someone went missing,

they would always find the body in Big Pocono State Park!

- It's amazing! - What?

Small world!

I be being.

I'm sorry. I know we don't get to talk much at the hospital,

but did Benny say you're going for Chief of Staff?

Yes, I am. Yeah.

Would it be okay if I recommended you to the other nurses?

What? Of course!

I would be honored!

Oh, I know you'd be great!

Benny always says how amazing you are when we talk story.

You know, you're always so busy at the hospital.

It's really nice to see this other side of you.

Aw.

It's funny because this is the only side I see.

And I love it.

Glenn is out of surgery and doing very well.

Textbook thrombectomy.

Cleared that clot right out.

He'll be up and kissing in no time.

Thank you, doctor.

Good work, Doogie.

I don't actually want to see them necking again,

but it's comforting to know they can.

So, how'd it go with Anthony?

Terrible.

I mean, he made a library no fun.

Maybe Walter and I don't share any interests,

but Anthony's only interest is himself.

Excuse me.

Really, dear. Thank you.

- I was so afraid I'd lose him again. - Again?

Glenn was my first love.

But we went our separate ways, lived different lives.

We only just recently reconnected online.

Let me guess, on the Facebook?

On Hot2Trot.

It's like Tinder but for seniors.

And way more aggressive.

But thank God we found each other again.

Because there's no one else in the world I'd rather be with.

And when you find that, you hold on.

I'm both grossed out and wanna cry.

I just...

And she...

I need some air.

Anthony wouldn't even drive me to the hospital.

But Walter would wait all day...

... just to see me for 15 minutes.

I think I blew it.

I shouldn't have been so hard on him.

No.

I blew it.

I got in your head.

What?

God, it must be so hard to be 16 and a doctor.

And you never let on.

And...

Yeah.

I... wanted to be a big sister to you,

and...

I just ended up dumping all my love baggage on you.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

Isn't that kinda what big sisters are supposed to do?

Plus, I mean, if Bonnie found love 65 years later...

... then there's hope for us, too.

Yeah, there's always hope when it comes to love.

Just ask Walter.

Lahela, I bailed on skating the mall with Spyder.

I've been texting you all day.

I'm so sorry for lashing out at you.

I just, I didn't know what to say

when you asked what I wanted do with my life.

No, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have put that on you.

It's great that you love having fun with your crew.

That's high school.

It's just hard for me sometimes because my life's been so different.

Brought a plate of continental cured meats to a skate park.

That plate was everything!

I mean, you got Goofy J. to eat, like, ten toothpicks!

I do love how determined you are.

I mean, my dream's being paid to surf.

I don't even know if that's a real thing,

but... I love that you care about what I wanna do with my life.

Because I want to share it with you.

I love you, Lahela.

I love you, too.

Okay, you believe in love.

Say it.

Fine.

I knew it!

So you think I should get back together with Trent?

I think we find you a new Trent.

Sorry.

You're not selling Brian Patrick Presents Kai's Cookie Cakes?

Nah, the vendors weren't very welcoming.

Based on the body part they spray-painted on my sign.

Here.

We shook hands, so I owe you 50 percent of all my profits.

Enjoy your clogs. Or clog.

This is only gonna cover one.

Sweet.

You know, you're all right, BP.

A little off, but you're all right.

Wait, Mom, are you going in?

We're going in.

Don't wait up.

As a doctor, you learn all there is to know about the human body.

How blood flows, how muscles contract,

how the ileocecal valve can fail

and allow colonic reflux to overwhelm the sphincter.

Sorry, I'm on my GI rotation and it is fascinating!

But what's harder to figure out is how two people,

who seemingly have nothing in common, can fall in love.

But when you're in it,

and you hear those words for the first time...

…it's the most amazing feeling in the world.

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