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1 - Hey. - Hey!

Hmm. That's a good squish.

Bulgogi's almost there.

Have fun out at Uncle's ranch today.

I will.

I just wish Lahela could go with me like when she was little,

but now she's always so busy.

Mm. It's been forever since I've been out there, too.

Can I please buy you a proper bowl,

one that maybe didn't expire in 1989?

No need to spend your hard-earned money on somethin' fancy like that.

This guy works just as good for you, more better.

Oh, I love how your Pidgin really pops when you're passionate.

Hey, you're supposed to be practicing hula.

And you're supposed to be prepping for the SAT,

not using your book as a sun-shield.

I'm in recovery.

Let my muscles regen before the next hula show.

Ooh, that's tight.

No procrastinating.

"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail."

Legendary basketball coach, John Wooden.

Yeah, I'm not into team sports.

Here you go. I wrote my name on the bottom.

Make sure you get it back. That's my best Tupperware.

Oh, the good whipped cream tub. Fancy.

Yes! Nothing like a four hour cholecystectomy

to leave you jonesing for more.

What's next? Feed the beast. What do we got on the big board?

We got a Canadian tourist who fell off a moped in 1C.

Aw, man. I need something challenging to sink my teeth into.

You should have finished that

cholecystectomy in three and a half hours,

because my new case? Sepsis.

You're so lucky.

Organ failure for me. Whoop-whoop.

Hey, I know you love a tough case,

but you don't always need to have a puzzle to solve.

Oh, and I bet you're handling

the same kind of run-of-the-mill cases, too?

Necrotizing fasciitis.

Come on! A flesh-eating disease?

So unfair.

- Ooh, flesh-eating disease. - Hey, what are you doing here?

- I came to visit you. - Oh, that's so nice.

And to score some of the chocolate chip cookies

they give to the ladies who just gave birth.

Your paycheck.

Oh, wait. But Gail, my checks are always direct deposited.

They switched accounting systems

to make my life as difficult as possible.

But if you don't want the check,

I was thinking about upgrading my beer fridge.

Nope. We're good. Thanks, Gail.

We have to spend it. It's a sign.

Like when it was a full moon on my 13th birthday,

which confirmed I'm a tiny bit wolf.

I've never gotten a hard copy check before.

I don't even know what I make.

I'm lowering my expectations.

Anytime my mom's family sends me an envelope for my birthday,

it's always a two-dollar bill.

I mean, it's cool, but it's two dollars.

Okay.

- I'm rich. - We're rich!

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Oh, Dr. Choi, if you have a minute,

I'd love to talk about the Chief of Staff position.

Oh, um, can this wait? I'm in a bit of a rush.

I'm transitioning to the Lakers medical staff.

You know, Los Angeles Lakers.

Yeah, the pro basketball team.

How do you like me now, Greg?

Oh, sorry. Greg was the coach who cut me from the JV team.

Well, uh, I just so happen to have some

of my husband's bulgogi with me.

Perhaps later, we can make a reservation

at the break room table by the microwave.

I wish I could, but I just don't have the bandwidth.

Hey, Dr. Choi!

Yes! Psyched for our game of hoops.

I'm gonna school you on the court

while you school me on the ins and outs of Chief of Staff.

What do you mean?

Oh, didn't you hear?

I'm going for Chief of Staff, too.

Great.

I'm competing with the guy known for hitting on recent widows.

Hey, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.

Yeah, and at the three-point line,

you miss 100 percent of the shots you do take.

So, um, there's a lunchtime basketball game?

Oh, it's just a friendly weekly game between medical professionals.

That's fun.

So is there any time that's good for us to talk?

Oh, uh, well, between my basketball game and my social calendar,

it's tough. It... Oh...

It's Jason Momoa.

What up, J-Money?

Huh? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll hold.

He does this.

Hey, what up, J-Money?

Can I listen?

Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be in touch.

About that, well, I...

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Definitely.

Solid shopping spree.

I look iconic,

and you're serving enough Big Robe Energy to power the whole island.

And you're a monocle away from being a sexy Mrs. Monopoly man.

Turns out, I like being rich.

Hey, you know those sneakers I wanted?

Well, I found them online.

But this site called "DripFlip" says they're only available to bid on.

You don't know DripFlip?

I love it when I know things you don't.

DripFlip is a website

where sneakerheads buy and sell limited-edition sneakers and stuff.

Matt Unterberger made 91 bucks on there.

Apparently not enough to get his teeth fixed.

Ooh.

Yeah.

He got some juice in this one.

Whoa, Uncle.

It's always great to come back here to where I grew up.

So many memories.

Your father and I used to camp under that tree.

One of my favorites.

Coming here always recharges me.

The only thing that would make this better is if Lahela were here.

- Then where is she? - Ah, you know how it is for teenagers.

Boys, clothes, getting published in medical journals.

We'll get her next time.

Next time? Well, you know how that goes.

I know your father would have liked to spend more time with you.

Come, let's go to the house.

One, two, three.

Oh.

- So close. - Looked cool for a miss.

Guys, come on.

This looks a lot like slacking off.

It's not.

There's a geometry section on the SATs,

and basketball is basically geometry.

You know, angles and whatnot.

And I burned my hula skirt trying to make pancakes.

There's nothing left of the hula skirt or the pancakes.

What did we talk about?

You have to put the work in to attain your goals.

Well, are you Chief of Staff yet?

No.

I can't get face time with Dr. Choi.

See? You prepared, and you didn't get squat.

So what's the point?

No, you can't think like that.

Pass me the rock.

Come on.

Remember how I said I used to play ball growing up?

Honed my skills at Dr. J Basketball Camp in the Poconos.

He's who first inspired me to become a doctor.

I played in grade school, junior high.

That all led to this.

I'm gonna get in that game, win over Dr. Choi,

and show you fools what happens when you prepare.

Did Mom just call us fools?

Yup.

Oh... Nothing but plant!

This DripFlip thing is tight.

You just buy sneakers and sell them for more money.

It's all math!

I'm out!

I can tell you're Lahela-ing this.

I can think of like eight positive

definitions of what "Lahela-ing" would be,

but my guess is you're gonna go negative.

You always need a project or something to work on.

Like a shark. You gotta keep moving.

Actually, sharks don't have to keep moving.

They sleep in caves.

Dr. Eugenie Clark proved that. I like to fact-check Shark Week.

Enough Lahela-ing.

Have fun making sneakers about math. Bye.

Bye.

Boys, check it out.

I found my old b-ball stuff.

Oh, look!

My old senior photo.

Looks like a five-foot wave on top of your head.

And no wonder Dad fell in love with you.

He probably just wanted to surf on your hair.

Oh.

My lucky pumps.

I used to dominate in these.

I was so good, they called me Clarry Bird.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey.

Feel like a little father-daughter hang?

In the mood for a surf?

Oh, this pair now goes for 280 dollars?

- Just an hour ago, it was 240 dollars. - What is this?

DripFlip. It's a resale site for sneakers.

I'm looking for a crispy clean pair of OG Supremes,

but you gotta time the market.

It's all about buying low and selling high.

Wait, this kind of sounds like the stock market.

Yeah.

Only cooler, because it's sneakers and not, like, banks and chemicals.

Lahela, you know I was a stock trader before we had you kids, huh?

Right. Wait, so you know how to do this stuff?

No offense, I just can't picture you with a long sleeve shirt job.

None taken, but yes.

I had a very different life way back when.

The year 2000, we just survived Y2K.

Every male friendship was tinged

with the lessons we all learned from Fight Club.

My favorite song was I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack.

Jeans were low, stocks were high.

Dad. The sneakers are just getting more expensive.

- Can we jump ahead? - Of course.

Energy drinks were all the rage.

Monster, Red Bull.

But the real champs drank Nuked.

"Go nuclear, with Nuked."

- Dad! - Uh, I'm sorry.

Nobody pays for music when you can download a song for free

in only 45 minutes... sell!

I was in a fast-paced office

in the building next to the people

who invented online dating for farmers.

And there was something called a "panini"

that was changing the way we all thought about lunch.

This one's for you, Cubes.

_

It took 45 minutes to download one song?

The wait made you want it more.

God, the past was so slow.

The price just went down on those new sneakers.

You know, if you think it's valuable,

you should buy multiple pairs, make a bigger profit.

I always said, "You gotta risk it to get the biscuit."

I like that.

Hey, do you wanna team up?

We could do it together.

Really?

Boys, gather round.

In this family, if we're gonna do something,

we're gonna do it 100 percent.

Uh-oh. Is this another "Philly versus Everybody" thing?

Yeah, I don't need to hear about it again. It's so aggro over there.

Tough accent, too.

I don't care if you are my sons.

Get my city's name out of your mouths and listen up.

To get Chief of Staff, I have to be the best,

not just at the hospital, but on the court, too.

How do I do that?

Good old-fashioned preparation.

Go, go, go. Go, go, go.

Faster. Faster.

♪ Gonna fly ♪

♪ Flying high ♪

♪ Gonna fly ♪

♪ Flying high ♪

Okay.

♪ It's so hard now ♪

- ♪ Trying hard now ♪ - _

You look like you're hitting it hard.

The boys are training me up real good.

I'm furthering my career, teaching the kids a lesson,

and getting into sick shape.

Who said moms can't have it all?

I love it.

Me and Lahela are really bonding, too.

I haven't had this much time with her since we both got mono.

- Amazing! Look at us. - Look at us!

Let's go!

♪ Flying high now ♪

♪ Flying high now ♪

♪ Gonna fly ♪

♪ Fly ♪

That game was crazy.

You caught fire, man. What an epic comeback.

Hey, if I can lead a group of doctors like that on the court,

just imagine what I could do as Chief of Staff.

Dr. Lee-bron from the nurses' station!

Not my house. That goes in recycling.

Swatted away by Hannon. Wow.

I used to ball back in the day.

Two-time all-defense in the Quaker League.

In fact, I was thinking about joining your game.

I don't know about that. It can get pretty savage out there.

After I'm done with you,

you won't be able to show your face in the cafeteria.

Oh, yeah.

Well, when I'm done with you,

you'll need a toe tag because you're gonna end up in the morgue.

What I'm saying is I'm bringing my A-game.

And also, we should discuss morgue protocol

at the next senior staff meeting.

Right, right.

Yeah, we actually should talk about that.

Good idea, Clara.

That's a good idea.

Turns out, my patient caught a nasty parasite from some tuna tartare.

So, I hope you all feel really bad about making fun of me

for microwaving my poke.

My patient with organ failure, I can't figure out the cause.

Thought I had a lead, then bang!

Pulmonary cryptococcal infection out of nowhere.

Could be due to sarcoidosis.

Oh, I didn't consider that.

What is up with you?

Not to sound like a '90s dad,

but you've been on your phone all morning.

Dang it! I lost another one.

Sorry, I started trading sneakers, and my profits are tumbling.

I went big on a pair of Yeezys and now I'm in the red.

It's 1929 up in here.

Okay, Dr. Hannon. Staying fly in scrubs and saving lives.

Who gave you permission?

What? Fun can't be functional?

Those shoes are so hot online right now.

Ariana Grande just wore them to Whole Foods.

Am I too old to know this?

Not at all.

Just like I'm not too old to be shopping at Urban Outfitters.

Hey, I'm making your sister a breakfast panini.

You guys want one?

The breakfast panini is the most important panini of the day.

Dad, it's been so much panini. It's like we live in an airport.

Yeah. Can I just have a raw sandwich today?

My pumps are gone.

I left them right outside and now they've vanished.

Somebody probably swiped them.

Ever since my girl Ari rocked them in the produce aisle,

the pumps have kind of become "the shoe" overnight.

I need them for my game.

- It's today. - You'll find them, honey.

Yeah, maybe you left them down by the beach.

We'll help you look.

Here's your breakfast panini for another great day of trading

and father-daughter bonding!

Wait, you sold Mom's sneakers?

I got us back in the black!

Since when were we not in the black?

I thought we were doing this together.

Well, there was a lot of action overnight in the Asian markets.

Sneakers never sleep.

I found this pair of limited edition high tops

that I was positive we could flip for cash.

Made a tiny miscalculation on their value.

But by selling Mom's shoes at their peak price,

I got our money back.

Like you said, "You got to risk it to get the biscuit."

Yeah, I was talking about stocks, not Mom's shoes.

Don't worry, I sold high.

The market will cool itself in a few days,

and I'll buy them back at a profit.

No harm done.

Mom has her big basketball game at the hospital today.

What does that mean?

She's been trying to get face time with Dr. Choi,

so he can recommend her for Chief of Staff.

And this lunchtime basketball game is their best chance at it.

She's been practicing all week.

So what do we do?

I have an idea.

You know how to get Mom's sneakers back?

I'm talking about something even more important than shoes...

Maybe the most important thing of all.

Why are we at Uncle's ranch?

We're here for balance.

To get you balanced out

and connected again to everything that matters most.

Dad, I'm fine.

No, you Lahela'd it.

Everyone needs to stop verbing me.

I never thought being myself could be a bad thing.

It's not bad.

You're a curious kid with a big brain.

It's what makes you a brilliant doctor,

but it's also why it tends to get you sucked into things.

We overdid it with DripFlip.

It's time to take a step back.

This is nice, right?

Look at those mountains.

How beautiful is that?

Now, I want you to just take a deep breath.

Go on.

Now take another one.

Because there's a lot of Nuked we need to get out of your system.

Feel better, right?

And this is just the start.

Come on! I wanna show you a stream I can jump.

Oh, what kind of store is this?

You don't have any 1994 Reebok pumps in a size seven?

My mom lost her lucky sneakers, and she needs to use them

for a pickup basketball game at work

so she can infiltrate the boys' club

and impress the outgoing hospital Chief of Staff.

Dope.

My boss is a woman.

These ones aren't right either.

Well, unless you wanna try some, uh, water shoes,

that's the only pair we have left.

No, thank you.

Just forget it.

I can't play without my pumps.

It's over.

No point in going to the game now.

You're not gonna play after all of that?

We're your impressionable sons.

Is that really the lesson you want us to learn?

That we should give up?

Oh, don't use me being a good mom against me.

Mom, you're not good because of the shoes.

You're good because you prepared.

It's like "you are the pump."

That's a metaphor.

SATs, baby.

Hm. Maybe you're right.

Technically, it's a simile, though.

I just didn't think Philly was a place for quitters.

You've been preparing for this moment your whole life,

ever since you dropped eight points against Bensalem Junior High.

Yeah, Mom. It's like those wise words from

that basketball man you told us about

when I started to daydream.

Thank you for reminding me of what I reminded you,

of what the great John Wooden reminded us all.

"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

And when you put the work in you owe it to yourself to show up."

Time to kick some doctor butt.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Hell yeah! Go, hot mom.

Okay, let's go.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Hot mom.

This is nice.

Feels like I'm in a YA novel.

All I'm missing are horse boots

and a supernatural problematic boyfriend.

It's nice having you here.

You're right.

I needed this.

I can't believe I got so into DripFlip,

I sold Mom's sneakers.

I feel terrible.

I do, too.

Why do you feel bad?

I never told you this,

but, uh, same thing happened to me years ago.

You stole from Mom?

No. She was in med school.

She had nothing to steal.

I got so sucked into my work that

it made me miss out on time with family.

It's hard to picture you like that.

I was a different man.

But, when my dad, your tutu kane, passed away suddenly,

I thought about all the times I silenced his calls

because I was consumed by work.

I figured we'd have plenty of time,

once I got to where I wanted my career,

but... we didn't.

And you don't get that time back.

Is that why you left the business?

That and I really wanted to sell shave ice.

It does look fun.

Oh, it is.

I just love coming to the ranch with you.

This is something we do as father and daughter

that reminds me of my old man.

- Oh, Dad. - Mm.

But... I should have stopped you sooner.

I just love spending time with you.

I love spending time with you too.

At 5'5", hailing from North Penn High School,

in her 18th year of medicine, Clarry Bird herself,

aka Lil Scrapple, my mom!

See? I told you this would be more fun than eating in the cafeteria.

Yeah, I do not usually enjoy sports,

but I see blood in Dr. Hannon's eyes, and I am all about it.

Mm-hm.

Clara, I don't even have the ball.

And you won't get it.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Not in my house, not in my hospital, and not in front of my children!

Dude, did you see that?

Dr. Hannon's awesome block,

or how surprisingly good Dr. Lee looks in shorts?

Right? He has the legs of an ox.

Slap a wagon on those and take me on the Oregon Trail.

Let's make a pact right now. We will never discuss this again.

Yes, that counted.

I did not hear a whistle.

Good news is, if Mom seriously injures anyone,

at least we're already at the hospital.

I can't tell if these guys all suck,

or if Mom is the best basketball player I've ever seen.

Hey, Dr. Hannon.

You go way too hard.

Read the room, we play half-court at lunch.

I mean, look at these guys.

We have to protect Jerry.

They said if he dies, we can't play basketball anymore.

I just got the one speed. All gas, no brakes, baby.

This is a friendly lunchtime game. Thanks for ruining it.

Dr. Hannon.

Hey.

Uh, I'm sorry if I got a little too aggressive out there.

Are you kidding? I love the tenacity.

A regular Candace Parker.

- She's a friend. - Oh.

They'll be looking for that kind of drive in the next Chief of Staff.

We should talk about it more over lunch.

How's tomorrow sound?

Great! Thanks.

Mom, you are an absolute savage.

I am proud to be your son.

Aw, you still have to practice hula.

Worth a shot.

Boys.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I heard you didn't need the sneakers, but still...

And I'm done with DripFlip, but I did make one final transaction.

Oh.

Thank you, sweetie.

Please tell me you're joining a basketball league,

because you do not wanna know what I paid for those bad girls.

Well, maybe you shouldn't have stolen

your mother's shoes.

Didn't think I had to teach that lesson.

Fair.

And I guess you guys were right.

I can get overly focused on one thing.

I know where you get that from.

Dad always says we need balance.

I struggle with it, too.

It's part of why we decided to live in Hawaii,

to raise you kids in such a beautiful place.

It helps keep things in perspective.

Yeah.

And Dad made me look at the mountains.

Oh, guy loves a mountain.

Hey. How about this?

You and me keep an eye on each other

if either one of us gets in too deep.

Deal?

Deal.

Oh, and did you hear?

Jerry's gonna be in an air boot for four weeks

because he can't handle me in the paint.

I cannot believe you screamed "No mercy!"

And then dove for a loose ball

- at your boss's legs... - Yeah.

- ... and then got rewarded for it. - Yeah. It was epic.

Hey, guys, just a short video today

since I am going off the grid for a bit.

Sometimes, we can all get too focused on one thing.

I know when I find something I'm interested in, I go hard.

And that's mostly been a good thing.

That's how I became a doctor at 16.

But I see now how it can also mess me up.

Luckily, I have my parents...

and Hawaii to balance me out.

So don't be afraid to disconnect and focus on what really matters.

Plus, as a doctor, I cannot condone vlogging while riding.

Bye, guys.

All right, let's go.

- Let's go. - You ready?

Yeah.

Okay. Now, I want us all to take a deep breath.

Of course, you do.

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