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Mom, take me to the mall.

What? I want to go to the mall.

I need to buy some stuff.

Mom, come on.

Do something.

I'm bored.

Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver, alright?

okay do you don't you want you could buy stuff too just buy stuff you wanted

them all we haven't been like a long time i don't need to go shopping

make

some now make some food we don't have any food you ate it all

Buy some more food.

You're my step -mom. You have to take care of me. You have to do stuff for me.

It's a law.

You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself.

Mom, I'm bored.

I see that.

Don't you go hang out with some of your friends or something?

I don't have any friends.

I do, but they're all boring. They're not doing anything cool.

You think I am?

Well, I'm going to force you.

Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I think.

Because you have to hang out.

Yes. Oh, things are bad.

Let's do something.

What?

Oh, if you don't hang out with me, I'm going to get into trouble. I'm going to

start doing drugs or something.

right next to me i know but i could yeah i could yeah but this is boring let's

like let's do something what i don't know i'm gonna think of something

oh my god

is there really no video games

or something you can play no i beat all of them

But, like, when we go to the mall, you can, like, buy me some new ones.

My God.

That would be fun.

Mm -hmm.

And you can buy us food.

Why don't you get a job and buy your own food?

I don't want a job.

I mean, I will maybe soon.

I'm looking still.

Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

Okay, I'll leave you alone. What do you want to do, Alex?

What do you want to do? Nothing.

I'll leave you alone.

I don't even want to hang out right now anymore.

Don't dare at me.

Yeah.

You don't want to go out?

Does it look like I'm ready to go out? I'm in my pajamas.

I'm in my bed at home. I'm comfortable.

The only problem is there's just this thing that's annoying me.

Truth or dare?

Mom, truth or dare?

You know what that is, right?

Yeah, it's a game you play with your friends at school or at a party or

something. Not that you play with your mom.

It's fun though. I played with this girl last week at this party.

It's cool.

Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

Mom, you gotta play it. I already said the thing. I said truth or dare.

You have to pick one.

Come on, please.

Truth.

Okay.

What size are your boobs?

Alex.

What?

It's true to dare.

Sorry, I'm sorry. That's just like the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

That's how you're supposed to play. You're supposed to like do whatever the

first thing you think of is.

The first thing you thought of was my poop.

I don't know. They're like poking out.

A 30 -60.

Okay, that's pretty big.

Truth or dare?

I got a good one.

I dare you to do the laundry.

I already did it.

I did. I swear to God I did.

I'm a good cook phone.

I'm probably the best in the whole world.

To be honest.

Really? Yes.

Okay.

To the dare.

I'm afraid.

I don't want to play this game.

I'm already playing it. Mom, come on.

It's fun.

It's fun. It's better than just...

Not doing anything.

Dare.

Okay.

I... I dare you to...

Take the covers off

Better

doing take more falling on Okay,

you have to say now

done like this?

We just started playing it.

Let me see.

Alright, so which is it?

Do you have to say it? Truth or dare?

Truth.

How many girls have you slept with?

That's an inappropriate question. Oh!

like you have to play we're already playing all right five

it's more than i thought what's that supposed to mean

you know that girl like me

i'm super cool

okay truth or dare

i dare you to show me your show me your a

nipple it's true there i

don't even have a shirt off you i'm on you can see my nipples all the time mom

it's not a big deal

I can't even... Mom, can you see it?

Okay, fine.

You saw it? Yeah.

It's nice.

What? It's nice.

It's nice?

I'm just curious what it looked like, that's all.

Truth or dare?

Have you ever had sex in this house while I'm home?

I'm sorry I asked that one.

I didn't do it in your bed or anything, Mom.

You're not supposed to do that when your parents are home.

I didn't make... Well, you didn't even know. If you didn't find out, it doesn't

count. It's not even bad.

Truth or dare?

Do you like having sex with dad?

That's not the topic we should be discussing, Alex.

I just really do. I just, I'm curious.

It's inappropriate.

Why?

It's just a question, Mom.

Not always.

Okay, you guys.

We gotta go.

Come on.

Can't we be done with this?

No.

You're having fun.

I'm not. I'm bored. You are.

Say it.

I'm bored here.

There.

I dare you to take your shorts off.

I'm wearing underwear, Mom.

You're the one that wanted to play this game.

Okay, you lose.

It's fine.

No, I'll do it.

I'll do it right now.

Fine, I'll do it. All right.

Come on. Okay.

No underwear, huh?

Whoa, okay.

Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

Nope. You didn't lose.

Wow.

Okay.

There's that.

You dare me to do it.

I did.

This is your game. This is all your fault, you know. No, you still did plan

Okay, yeah, okay.

It was my idea.

I don't even know what to say about that.

It just happens sometimes.

I can't help it.

Well, you're playing truth or dare with your stepmother.

That has to be her nipple.

I had nothing to even do with that, probably.

No? No.

I just... I just get boner sometimes.

It happens all the time.

Okay.

I think this game is over.

Okay, I think we need to... go on about our day, and you need to go out of the

room now?

No, we're still playing.

We're... need to stop this game i don't think your father would think too kindly

of me looking at your erection

oh who cares

he's never home anyways who cares

i mean we're already playing it

Further down.

Shit.

If... If you

and dad weren't married,

you think that I was, like...

Why don't you just answer the question?

Book up.

That's nice.

It is?

Yes.

Okay, you guys. All right.

Sing it, sing it.

Have you ever thought of me?

All of you.

All right, now.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to touch my pee -pee.

Come on, it doesn't count.

No, I did it. I'm already done.

No, I don't.

okay i did it that was a dare i had to do it

wait

am i supposed to am i supposed to go or are you supposed to go

i'm confused now

wait no i'm

supposed to say it there there

I dare you to settle my lap.

Does that sell?

Yeah, that's what I dare. What are you going to do if I do?

This is really awesome.

No,

I just touched her boobs.

This one's way better.

I don't know