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Hey everybody, welcome.

Hey everybody, welcome.

Hey everybody, welcome. Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man, I got

Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man, I got

Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man, I got a good one for you. Uh my name is John

a good one for you. Uh my name is John

a good one for you. Uh my name is John Stewart. Great show for you tonight. My

Stewart. Great show for you tonight. My

Stewart. Great show for you tonight. My guest tonight, uh Jason Resian will be

guest tonight, uh Jason Resian will be

guest tonight, uh Jason Resian will be talking about Iran. Uh uh fabulous

talking about Iran. Uh uh fabulous

talking about Iran. Uh uh fabulous story. Uh Iran right now an

story. Uh Iran right now an

story. Uh Iran right now an authoritarian state currently being

authoritarian state currently being

authoritarian state currently being rocked by protests that threaten to tear

rocked by protests that threaten to tear

rocked by protests that threaten to tear uh the whole nation apart. I mean, can

uh the whole nation apart. I mean, can

uh the whole nation apart. I mean, can you imagine?

But yes, like most of the country, I

But yes, like most of the country, I

But yes, like most of the country, I spent the weekend consumed by the awful

spent the weekend consumed by the awful

spent the weekend consumed by the awful news out of Minnesota.

news out of Minnesota.

news out of Minnesota. And I will say, hearing about this has

And I will say, hearing about this has

And I will say, hearing about this has somehow done the impossible, which is

somehow done the impossible, which is

somehow done the impossible, which is it has dampened my enthusiasm for this

it has dampened my enthusiasm for this

it has dampened my enthusiasm for this week's premiere of the Melania

week's premiere of the Melania

week's premiere of the Melania documentary.

documentary.

documentary. >> Everyone wants to know,

>> Everyone wants to know,

>> Everyone wants to know, so here it is.

Move over, Avatar sequels. Here's

Move over, Avatar sequels. Here's

Move over, Avatar sequels. Here's another movie that wasn't necessary.

>> No, I was actually really looking

>> No, I was actually really looking

>> No, I was actually really looking forward to it. Go behind the scenes.

forward to it. Go behind the scenes.

forward to it. Go behind the scenes. Find out what went into deciding on such

Find out what went into deciding on such

Find out what went into deciding on such an unusual.

Was it courage or was it madness? Either

Was it courage or was it madness? Either

Was it courage or was it madness? Either way, 10 out of 10. No notes. Uh, also

way, 10 out of 10. No notes. Uh, also

way, 10 out of 10. No notes. Uh, also love the tagline of the movie Melania,

love the tagline of the movie Melania,

love the tagline of the movie Melania, the inspiring true story of how an

the inspiring true story of how an

the inspiring true story of how an online shopping billionaire paid

online shopping billionaire paid

online shopping billionaire paid millions to curry favor with the

millions to curry favor with the

millions to curry favor with the president.

>> Am I in trouble?

>> Am I in trouble?

>> Am I in trouble? I can't wait for the sequel. Oh, [\h__\h]

I can't wait for the sequel. Oh, [\h__\h]

I can't wait for the sequel. Oh, [\h__\h] it. Just take the money.

It's in the hat.

It's in the hat.

It's in the hat. But back to the main story.

But back to the main story.

But back to the main story. For the second time in two weeks,

For the second time in two weeks,

For the second time in two weeks, another American has been tragically

another American has been tragically

another American has been tragically killed on the streets of Minneapolis.

killed on the streets of Minneapolis.

killed on the streets of Minneapolis. Now, obviously, all the facts are not in

Now, obviously, all the facts are not in

Now, obviously, all the facts are not in yet, but here is, as best we can tell,

yet, but here is, as best we can tell,

yet, but here is, as best we can tell, the account of what happened on this

the account of what happened on this

the account of what happened on this terrible day.

terrible day.

terrible day. >> This individual who came with weapons

>> This individual who came with weapons

>> This individual who came with weapons and ammunition to stop a law enforcement

and ammunition to stop a law enforcement

and ammunition to stop a law enforcement operation of federal law enforcement

operation of federal law enforcement

operation of federal law enforcement officers.

officers.

officers. >> Oh. The agents attempted to disarm the

>> Oh. The agents attempted to disarm the

>> Oh. The agents attempted to disarm the individual, but he violently resisted.

individual, but he violently resisted.

individual, but he violently resisted. >> Oh, dear God. They must have been

>> Oh, dear God. They must have been

>> Oh, dear God. They must have been petrified.

petrified.

petrified. >> This individual attacked those officers,

>> This individual attacked those officers,

>> This individual attacked those officers, wishing to inflict harm on these

wishing to inflict harm on these

wishing to inflict harm on these officers coming brandishing like that.

officers coming brandishing like that.

officers coming brandishing like that. >> Fearing for his life and the lives and

>> Fearing for his life and the lives and

>> Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, a border

safety of fellow officers, a border

safety of fellow officers, a border patrol agent fired defensive shots.

patrol agent fired defensive shots.

patrol agent fired defensive shots. >> Of course, they're defensive. I mean, he

>> Of course, they're defensive. I mean, he

>> Of course, they're defensive. I mean, he had to stand his ground. This looks like

had to stand his ground. This looks like

had to stand his ground. This looks like a situation where an individual wanted

a situation where an individual wanted

a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law

to do maximum damage and massacre law

to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.

enforcement.

enforcement. >> Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

>> Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

>> Committed an act of domestic terrorism. That's the facts.

That's the facts.

That's the facts. >> Whoa.

>> Whoa.

>> Whoa. Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

Committed an act of domestic terrorism. That's the second worst kind of

That's the second worst kind of

That's the second worst kind of terrorism.

But hey, those are the facts.

But hey, those are the facts.

But hey, those are the facts. That's the facts. There's really no

That's the facts. There's really no

That's the facts. There's really no reason to doubt them. No evidence exists

reason to doubt them. No evidence exists

reason to doubt them. No evidence exists to contradict.

to contradict.

to contradict. Hold on.

I'm getting a Oh, really?

I'm getting a Oh, really?

I'm getting a Oh, really? I'm hearing there may be some grainy

I'm hearing there may be some grainy

I'm hearing there may be some grainy Zapruderlike footage from I don't know

Zapruderlike footage from I don't know

Zapruderlike footage from I don't know every angle imaginable

every angle imaginable

every angle imaginable that contradicts the government's

that contradicts the government's

that contradicts the government's versions of events. Videos of the

versions of events. Videos of the

versions of events. Videos of the shooting of Alex Prey have contradicted

shooting of Alex Prey have contradicted

shooting of Alex Prey have contradicted the government's account of what

the government's account of what

the government's account of what happened.

happened.

happened. >> All he has in his hand is a cell phone,

>> All he has in his hand is a cell phone,

>> All he has in his hand is a cell phone, not a gun.

not a gun.

not a gun. >> He's trying to help a woman who's just

>> He's trying to help a woman who's just

>> He's trying to help a woman who's just been pushed to the ground and pepper-

been pushed to the ground and pepper-

been pushed to the ground and pepper- sprrayed. He's trying to go help her

sprrayed. He's trying to go help her

sprrayed. He's trying to go help her with his hands up. They engage him and

with his hands up. They engage him and

with his hands up. They engage him and they're dragging him back.

they're dragging him back.

they're dragging him back. >> The videos also appear to show PR's

>> The videos also appear to show PR's

>> The videos also appear to show PR's legal registered firearm being removed

legal registered firearm being removed

legal registered firearm being removed from his person by an officer just

from his person by an officer just

from his person by an officer just seconds before those shots were fired.

seconds before those shots were fired.

seconds before those shots were fired. >> Wow. Well, it looks like we've got a

>> Wow. Well, it looks like we've got a

>> Wow. Well, it looks like we've got a real case of he said video totally

real case of he said video totally

real case of he said video totally disproves what he said.

disproves what he said.

disproves what he said. You know, this is also confusing.

You know, this is also confusing.

You know, this is also confusing. Perhaps to help get some more clarity on

Perhaps to help get some more clarity on

Perhaps to help get some more clarity on what's going on, we go live to

what's going on, we go live to

what's going on, we go live to Minneapolis where OUR OWN JORDAN CLAPPER

Minneapolis where OUR OWN JORDAN CLAPPER

Minneapolis where OUR OWN JORDAN CLAPPER HAS BEEN STANDING outside in the cold.

HAS BEEN STANDING outside in the cold.

HAS BEEN STANDING outside in the cold. Jordan, thank you so much for joining

Jordan, thank you so much for joining

Jordan, thank you so much for joining us. Uh

us. Uh

us. Uh what's what's the latest that you're

what's what's the latest that you're

what's what's the latest that you're hearing,

hearing,

hearing, >> John? DHS has finally completed their

>> John? DHS has finally completed their

>> John? DHS has finally completed their analysis and now has a definitive

analysis and now has a definitive

analysis and now has a definitive account of what happened. Let me let me

account of what happened. Let me let me

account of what happened. Let me let me take you through it step by step because

take you through it step by step because

take you through it step by step because it it paints a more complete picture.

it it paints a more complete picture.

it it paints a more complete picture. This all took place in an area where

This all took place in an area where

This all took place in an area where illicit activity by illegal immigrants

illicit activity by illegal immigrants

illicit activity by illegal immigrants was occurring and terrible stuff.

was occurring and terrible stuff.

was occurring and terrible stuff. Pedalling drugs, selling knockoff leoos,

Pedalling drugs, selling knockoff leoos,

Pedalling drugs, selling knockoff leoos, showing football games without the

showing football games without the

showing football games without the express written consent of the NFL,

express written consent of the NFL,

express written consent of the NFL, >> you know, heinous [\h__\h] Now, shortly

>> you know, heinous [\h__\h] Now, shortly

>> you know, heinous [\h__\h] Now, shortly after protesters arrived at the scene to

after protesters arrived at the scene to

after protesters arrived at the scene to create a barricade, that's when, as you

create a barricade, that's when, as you

create a barricade, that's when, as you can see here, the ICE agents arrived.

can see here, the ICE agents arrived.

can see here, the ICE agents arrived. >> I see. And

>> I see. And

>> I see. And >> I'm I'm sorry. You're

>> I'm I'm sorry. You're

>> I'm I'm sorry. You're you're telling me that according to DHS,

you're telling me that according to DHS,

you're telling me that according to DHS, those are the

those are the

those are the >> the ICE agents. Yes.

>> the ICE agents. Yes.

>> the ICE agents. Yes. >> And contrary to all the mainstream media

>> And contrary to all the mainstream media

>> And contrary to all the mainstream media spin, all these ICE agents want to do is

spin, all these ICE agents want to do is

spin, all these ICE agents want to do is keep America safe and occasionally lick

keep America safe and occasionally lick

keep America safe and occasionally lick their own puckered buttholes. But before

their own puckered buttholes. But before

their own puckered buttholes. But before they could do their job, a gang of

they could do their job, a gang of

they could do their job, a gang of Sorosf funded protesters arrived on the

Sorosf funded protesters arrived on the

Sorosf funded protesters arrived on the scene. As you can see, these guys these

scene. As you can see, these guys these

scene. As you can see, these guys these guys were packing heat, posing an

guys were packing heat, posing an

guys were packing heat, posing an imminent threat with their girthy

imminent threat with their girthy

imminent threat with their girthy leftist dongs.

leftist dongs.

leftist dongs. >> I I

this this is the DHS account. I mean,

this this is the DHS account. I mean,

this this is the DHS account. I mean, it's first of all, it's Minnesota. It's

it's first of all, it's Minnesota. It's

it's first of all, it's Minnesota. It's winter. You would think they'd be

winter. You would think they'd be

winter. You would think they'd be wearing clothes. No.

wearing clothes. No.

wearing clothes. No. >> Don't be naive, John. If you got it, you

>> Don't be naive, John. If you got it, you

>> Don't be naive, John. If you got it, you flaunt it. But

flaunt it. But

flaunt it. But >> this is the moment when the armed

>> this is the moment when the armed

>> this is the moment when the armed suspect finally appeared. And [\h__\h] got

suspect finally appeared. And [\h__\h] got

suspect finally appeared. And [\h__\h] got real.

real.

real. >> Pow pow. Pew pew. Meow. Meow. H. John.

>> Pow pow. Pew pew. Meow. Meow. H. John.

>> Pow pow. Pew pew. Meow. Meow. H. John. As you can see, the suspect left them no

As you can see, the suspect left them no

As you can see, the suspect left them no choice.

choice.

choice. >> Look, I don't even know where to begin.

>> Look, I don't even know where to begin.

>> Look, I don't even know where to begin. That that doesn't this scene doesn't

That that doesn't this scene doesn't

That that doesn't this scene doesn't match any of the video that that we've

match any of the video that that we've

match any of the video that that we've seen. And and that's clearly Doc O

seen. And and that's clearly Doc O

seen. And and that's clearly Doc O from Spider-Man. That's Doc O.

from Spider-Man. That's Doc O.

from Spider-Man. That's Doc O. >> John. John, I can see this isn't

>> John. John, I can see this isn't

>> John. John, I can see this isn't resonating with you. And and luckily DHS

resonating with you. And and luckily DHS

resonating with you. And and luckily DHS is not married to this version. Here's

is not married to this version. Here's

is not married to this version. Here's here's another one they're pitching.

here's another one they're pitching.

here's another one they're pitching. What What if I told you the ICE agents

What What if I told you the ICE agents

What What if I told you the ICE agents just do this on the side and they're

just do this on the side and they're

just do this on the side and they're actually all K-pop stars?

actually all K-pop stars?

actually all K-pop stars? >> Well, not that that's just the plot of

>> Well, not that that's just the plot of

>> Well, not that that's just the plot of K-pop demon hunters. That's

K-pop demon hunters. That's

K-pop demon hunters. That's >> You didn't let me finish. And they're

>> You didn't let me finish. And they're

>> You didn't let me finish. And they're all gay hockey players.

all gay hockey players.

all gay hockey players. >> The ICE agents.

>> The ICE agents.

>> The ICE agents. >> Everybody just

>> Everybody just

>> Everybody just >> That last one's intriguing. Jordan

>> That last one's intriguing. Jordan

>> That last one's intriguing. Jordan Clapper, everybody. Thank you, Jordan.

Clapper, everybody. Thank you, Jordan.

Clapper, everybody. Thank you, Jordan. Um,

look,

I think the lowest bar that a government

I think the lowest bar that a government

I think the lowest bar that a government ever has to clear in terms of earned

ever has to clear in terms of earned

ever has to clear in terms of earned credibility to its population is obvious

credibility to its population is obvious

credibility to its population is obvious reality. You just got to clear obvious

reality. You just got to clear obvious

reality. You just got to clear obvious reality. I believe it's what the

reality. I believe it's what the

reality. I believe it's what the political philosopher Senica referred to

political philosopher Senica referred to

political philosopher Senica referred to as the don't piss on my leg and tell me

as the don't piss on my leg and tell me

as the don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining doctrine.

it's raining doctrine.

it's raining doctrine. But watch Border Patrol commander in

But watch Border Patrol commander in

But watch Border Patrol commander in short, Greg Bevino,

short, Greg Bevino,

short, Greg Bevino, who by the way appears to be just the

who by the way appears to be just the

who by the way appears to be just the new character the Trump cinematic

new character the Trump cinematic

new character the Trump cinematic universe has introduced.

universe has introduced.

universe has introduced. Where the did this guy even come from?

Where the did this guy even come from?

Where the did this guy even come from? It's his first season on the show.

It's his first season on the show.

It's his first season on the show. Anyway,

Anyway,

Anyway, this guy Boino very clearly stated that

this guy Boino very clearly stated that

this guy Boino very clearly stated that the guy they killed was a terrorist

the guy they killed was a terrorist

the guy they killed was a terrorist attempting a massacre. I'm sure that

attempting a massacre. I'm sure that

attempting a massacre. I'm sure that version of events will be able to

version of events will be able to

version of events will be able to withstand even oneing follow-up question

withstand even oneing follow-up question

withstand even oneing follow-up question at the presser questions.

at the presser questions.

at the presser questions. >> First question, when did agents learn

>> First question, when did agents learn

>> First question, when did agents learn that he had gun? Did he ever brandish

that he had gun? Did he ever brandish

that he had gun? Did he ever brandish that weapon agents?

that weapon agents?

that weapon agents? >> Ally, this this situation again is invol

>> Ally, this this situation again is invol

>> Ally, this this situation again is invol uh evolving. Uh this this situation is

uh evolving. Uh this this situation is

uh evolving. Uh this this situation is under investigation.

under investigation.

under investigation. >> Oh, now it's an investig. Oh, the

>> Oh, now it's an investig. Oh, the

>> Oh, now it's an investig. Oh, the investigation is evolving. I thought

investigation is evolving. I thought

investigation is evolving. I thought evolution was a generational thing. Not

evolution was a generational thing. Not

evolution was a generational thing. Not 3 seconds after you confuse you accused

3 seconds after you confuse you accused

3 seconds after you confuse you accused a guy of terrorism. And by the way,

a guy of terrorism. And by the way,

a guy of terrorism. And by the way, here's what they said at the presser

here's what they said at the presser

here's what they said at the presser after just the second question.

after just the second question.

after just the second question. >> All right, no more questions. Sorry. No

>> All right, no more questions. Sorry. No

>> All right, no more questions. Sorry. No more questions, sir.

>> I'm ready to take your questions to no

>> I'm ready to take your questions to no

>> I'm ready to take your questions to no MORE QUESTIONS IN TWOING QUESTIONS.

MORE QUESTIONS IN TWOING QUESTIONS.

MORE QUESTIONS IN TWOING QUESTIONS. >> And it's too bad because I happen to

>> And it's too bad because I happen to

>> And it's too bad because I happen to have a lot of questions. Like, who's

have a lot of questions. Like, who's

have a lot of questions. Like, who's going to investigate this horrific

going to investigate this horrific

going to investigate this horrific killing by the Department of Homeland

killing by the Department of Homeland

killing by the Department of Homeland Security that the Department of Homeland

Security that the Department of Homeland

Security that the Department of Homeland Security has clearly misrepresented?

Security has clearly misrepresented?

Security has clearly misrepresented? >> The Department of Homeland Security says

>> The Department of Homeland Security says

>> The Department of Homeland Security says they'll investigate the shooting.

>> Oh, good luck finding the real killer.

>> Oh, good luck finding the real killer.

>> Oh, good luck finding the real killer. OJ,

we're rooting for you.

we're rooting for you.

we're rooting for you. And pardon me for not trusting that the

And pardon me for not trusting that the

And pardon me for not trusting that the administration is going to do a fair and

administration is going to do a fair and

administration is going to do a fair and free investigation when they are already

free investigation when they are already

free investigation when they are already going out on TV moving the goalposts on

going out on TV moving the goalposts on

going out on TV moving the goalposts on why the shooting was justified. Whether

why the shooting was justified. Whether

why the shooting was justified. Whether he was brandishing the weapon or not, he

he was brandishing the weapon or not, he

he was brandishing the weapon or not, he was not protesting peacefully. He was

was not protesting peacefully. He was

was not protesting peacefully. He was screaming in the face of ICE. He had a

screaming in the face of ICE. He had a

screaming in the face of ICE. He had a phone up right to the the right into

phone up right to the the right into

phone up right to the the right into ISIS's face. I mean, we all see the same

ISIS's face. I mean, we all see the same

ISIS's face. I mean, we all see the same thing. I mean, you shouldn't try to

thing. I mean, you shouldn't try to

thing. I mean, you shouldn't try to gaslight the administration about what

gaslight the administration about what

gaslight the administration about what happened.

Somebody's on therapy talk.

Somebody's on therapy talk.

Somebody's on therapy talk. >> I'M WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. YOU GASLIGHT

>> I'M WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. YOU GASLIGHT

>> I'M WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. YOU GASLIGHT NO, I'M GAS. YOU gaslighting me? Are you

NO, I'M GAS. YOU gaslighting me? Are you

NO, I'M GAS. YOU gaslighting me? Are you gaslighting me? A little bit. Little

gaslighting me? A little bit. Little

gaslighting me? A little bit. Little bit. WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. WHAT THE? By

bit. WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. WHAT THE? By

bit. WE'RE GASLIGHTING YOU. WHAT THE? By the way,

the way,

the way, we're gaslighting you. Speaking of

we're gaslighting you. Speaking of

we're gaslighting you. Speaking of gaslighting, here is Todd Blanch a day

gaslighting, here is Todd Blanch a day

gaslighting, here is Todd Blanch a day after accusing all of us of gaslighting

after accusing all of us of gaslighting

after accusing all of us of gaslighting the administration about what happened.

the administration about what happened.

the administration about what happened. >> I don't think anybody thinks that they

>> I don't think anybody thinks that they

>> I don't think anybody thinks that they were comparing what happened on Saturday

were comparing what happened on Saturday

were comparing what happened on Saturday to the legal definition of domestic

to the legal definition of domestic

to the legal definition of domestic terrorism.

terrorism.

terrorism. >> Oh, you don't think anybody's doing

>> Oh, you don't think anybody's doing

>> Oh, you don't think anybody's doing that? Well, they were certainly

that? Well, they were certainly

that? Well, they were certainly insinuating it. I mean, it might be hard

insinuating it. I mean, it might be hard

insinuating it. I mean, it might be hard to find someone explicitly using those

to find someone explicitly using those

to find someone explicitly using those exact words, but uh we found it.

exact words, but uh we found it.

exact words, but uh we found it. violence against a government because of

violence against a government because of

violence against a government because of ideological reasons and for reasons to

ideological reasons and for reasons to

ideological reasons and for reasons to resist and perpetuate violence. That is

resist and perpetuate violence. That is

resist and perpetuate violence. That is the definition of domestic terrorism.

the definition of domestic terrorism.

the definition of domestic terrorism. >> I mean,

>> I mean,

>> I mean, we're gas. I think that actually might

we're gas. I think that actually might

we're gas. I think that actually might be the definition of gaslighting.

be the definition of gaslighting.

be the definition of gaslighting. >> Look, the administration realized pretty

>> Look, the administration realized pretty

>> Look, the administration realized pretty quickly that the public is not buying

quickly that the public is not buying

quickly that the public is not buying their description.

their description.

their description. So, they had to make a choice. come

So, they had to make a choice. come

So, they had to make a choice. come clean and commit yourself to finding the

clean and commit yourself to finding the

clean and commit yourself to finding the truth. No matter where it may lead or

truth. No matter where it may lead or

truth. No matter where it may lead or just redefine who the victims of this

just redefine who the victims of this

just redefine who the victims of this tragedy really were.

tragedy really were.

tragedy really were. >> The victim are the border patrol agents.

>> The victim are the border patrol agents.

>> The victim are the border patrol agents. >> I think when it comes to the ICE agents,

>> I think when it comes to the ICE agents,

>> I think when it comes to the ICE agents, I think you see uh the incredible

I think you see uh the incredible

I think you see uh the incredible frustration that they feel. You know,

frustration that they feel. You know,

frustration that they feel. You know, someone screaming in your face, "F you.

someone screaming in your face, "F you.

someone screaming in your face, "F you. You suck. Get out of here." That's tough

You suck. Get out of here." That's tough

You suck. Get out of here." That's tough to take for an 8 hour day.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

>> People screaming you eight hours a day

>> People screaming you eight hours a day

>> People screaming you eight hours a day is basically every customer service job

is basically every customer service job

is basically every customer service job in this country.

in this country.

in this country. That's all it is.

And the national pastime of Staten

And the national pastime of Staten

And the national pastime of Staten Island.

You're telling me trained and armed ICE

You're telling me trained and armed ICE

You're telling me trained and armed ICE agents can't handle what the average

agents can't handle what the average

agents can't handle what the average Geek Squad member at Best Buy has to? I

Geek Squad member at Best Buy has to? I

Geek Squad member at Best Buy has to? I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SPILL ANY [\h__\h]

TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SPILL ANY [\h__\h]

TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SPILL ANY [\h__\h] COFFEE ON IT. JUST FIX IT.

I was upset.

I was upset.

I was upset. >> I'm sorry, Greg. Beino, you've got more

>> I'm sorry, Greg. Beino, you've got more

>> I'm sorry, Greg. Beino, you've got more to say. Politicians, community leaders,

to say. Politicians, community leaders,

to say. Politicians, community leaders, and some journalists

and some journalists

and some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric calling

engage in that heated rhetoric calling

engage in that heated rhetoric calling law enforcement names like Gestapo.

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Could you Could you pronounce that

Could you Could you pronounce that

Could you Could you pronounce that again? You went full Gapo.

again? You went full Gapo.

again? You went full Gapo. Gestapo.

Gestapo.

Gestapo. Gustapo.

Gustapo.

Gustapo. I thought you guys hate when people do

I thought you guys hate when people do

I thought you guys hate when people do that. The way a Latino newscaster might

that. The way a Latino newscaster might

that. The way a Latino newscaster might throw out a a Maduro, a Nicholas Maduro,

throw out a a Maduro, a Nicholas Maduro,

throw out a a Maduro, a Nicholas Maduro, but you're out there full Gustapo.

but you're out there full Gustapo.

but you're out there full Gustapo. Like you're an extra in Jojo Rabbit.

Like you're an extra in Jojo Rabbit.

Like you're an extra in Jojo Rabbit. Gustapo.

Gustapo.

Gustapo. I'm Gestapo.

In America, we pronounce it Gestapo.

In America, we pronounce it Gestapo.

In America, we pronounce it Gestapo. And I get that people's language can be

And I get that people's language can be

And I get that people's language can be hyperbolic certainly. But one thing that

hyperbolic certainly. But one thing that

hyperbolic certainly. But one thing that may not be helping your case, uh,

may not be helping your case, uh,

may not be helping your case, uh, Sergeant Bevino or whatever, can I can

Sergeant Bevino or whatever, can I can

Sergeant Bevino or whatever, can I can we get a quick fit check on this mother?

we get a quick fit check on this mother?

we get a quick fit check on this mother? You know,

You know,

You know, first of all, it is slightly terrifying

first of all, it is slightly terrifying

first of all, it is slightly terrifying to Americans that you seem to be

to Americans that you seem to be

to Americans that you seem to be dressing for the job you want.

So, if I can say, if you love the

So, if I can say, if you love the

So, if I can say, if you love the Gestapo coat, you may want to change the

Gestapo coat, you may want to change the

Gestapo coat, you may want to change the Gestapo hair

Gestapo hair

Gestapo hair because together it's really.

because together it's really.

because together it's really. So, if you love the coat, keep the coat,

So, if you love the coat, keep the coat,

So, if you love the coat, keep the coat, but instead of the fashy, you might want

but instead of the fashy, you might want

but instead of the fashy, you might want to give yourself the Garfuncle. changes

to give yourself the Garfuncle. changes

to give yourself the Garfuncle. changes everything.

Or if you're really into the reverse

Or if you're really into the reverse

Or if you're really into the reverse Larry David, keep the hair, but maybe a

Larry David, keep the hair, but maybe a

Larry David, keep the hair, but maybe a slightly less threatening uniform.

slightly less threatening uniform.

slightly less threatening uniform. That nice. That nice.

That nice.

Nobody is buying your [\h__\h] right now.

Nobody is buying your [\h__\h] right now.

Nobody is buying your [\h__\h] right now. >> We can't even You know what? We can't

>> We can't even You know what? We can't

>> We can't even You know what? We can't even get through a snowstorm without

even get through a snowstorm without

even get through a snowstorm without being reminded of how badly this is

being reminded of how badly this is

being reminded of how badly this is going for you.

going for you.

going for you. >> The biggest threat though continues to

>> The biggest threat though continues to

>> The biggest threat though continues to be and always really generally is. It's

be and always really generally is. It's

be and always really generally is. It's ice. Ice still causing dangerous

ice. Ice still causing dangerous

ice. Ice still causing dangerous conditions.

conditions.

conditions. >> Ice creating some precious conditions on

>> Ice creating some precious conditions on

>> Ice creating some precious conditions on the roads and on the sidewalks.

the roads and on the sidewalks.

the roads and on the sidewalks. >> There hasn't been an ice warning this

>> There hasn't been an ice warning this

>> There hasn't been an ice warning this severe in 12 years.

severe in 12 years.

severe in 12 years. >> When it comes to ice, all the bets are

>> When it comes to ice, all the bets are

>> When it comes to ice, all the bets are off.

off.

off. >> You need to just still be careful

>> You need to just still be careful

>> You need to just still be careful because ice can still be out there.

Just don't mention the storm might be

Just don't mention the storm might be

Just don't mention the storm might be the result of El Nino or it might get

the result of El Nino or it might get

the result of El Nino or it might get dragged out of the car in front of the

dragged out of the car in front of the

dragged out of the car in front of the kids.

Too too soon. All right, fair enough.

Too too soon. All right, fair enough.

Too too soon. All right, fair enough. But as all of the administration's

But as all of the administration's

But as all of the administration's descriptions of the events and reasoning

descriptions of the events and reasoning

descriptions of the events and reasoning behind the events fell apart, the right

behind the events fell apart, the right

behind the events fell apart, the right did seem to coales on one aspect of the

did seem to coales on one aspect of the

did seem to coales on one aspect of the incident. When you are bearing arms and

incident. When you are bearing arms and

incident. When you are bearing arms and you are confronted by law enforcement,

you are confronted by law enforcement,

you are confronted by law enforcement, uh you are uh raising the uh risk of of

uh you are uh raising the uh risk of of

uh you are uh raising the uh risk of of force being used against you.

force being used against you.

force being used against you. >> You cannot bring a firearm loaded with

>> You cannot bring a firearm loaded with

>> You cannot bring a firearm loaded with multiple magazines to any sort of

multiple magazines to any sort of

multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want.

protest that you want.

protest that you want. >> I don't know of any peaceful protester

>> I don't know of any peaceful protester

>> I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition

that shows up with a gun and ammunition

that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign.

rather than a sign.

rather than a sign. >> Don't let the left kid you with this

>> Don't let the left kid you with this

>> Don't let the left kid you with this that this is just a normal protest.

that this is just a normal protest.

that this is just a normal protest. peaceful protesters don't have 9 mm

peaceful protesters don't have 9 mm

peaceful protesters don't have 9 mm weapons with two extra magazines.

weapons with two extra magazines.

weapons with two extra magazines. >> Are you [\h__\h] kidding me right now?

>> Are you [\h__\h] kidding me right now?

>> Are you [\h__\h] kidding me right now? Are youing Are you saying Is that what

Are youing Are you saying Is that what

Are youing Are you saying Is that what you're saying on the right? Is that what

you're saying on the right? Is that what

you're saying on the right? Is that what is that what the right Are you saying

is that what the right Are you saying

is that what the right Are you saying that the problem was the guy had a gun?

that the problem was the guy had a gun?

that the problem was the guy had a gun? Are you saying

that the GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM? IS that

that the GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM? IS that

that the GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM? IS that Are you saying, IF I MAY, are you saying

is everyone on the right coming together

is everyone on the right coming together

is everyone on the right coming together to say carrying a legal firearm was the

to say carrying a legal firearm was the

to say carrying a legal firearm was the problem? Am I hearing things? Is that

problem? Am I hearing things? Is that

problem? Am I hearing things? Is that really what you're saying?

really what you're saying?

really what you're saying? Really? Is that what you're saying?

I guess that's what they're saying.

I guess that's what they're saying.

I guess that's what they're saying. Yeah. I want to hear it again. I want to

Yeah. I want to hear it again. I want to

Yeah. I want to hear it again. I want to hear you say it again, but this time not

hear you say it again, but this time not

hear you say it again, but this time not from some, you know, congressman. I want

from some, you know, congressman. I want

from some, you know, congressman. I want to hear it from a cabinet level

to hear it from a cabinet level

to hear it from a cabinet level secretary. And it doesn't have to be a

secretary. And it doesn't have to be a

secretary. And it doesn't have to be a cabinet level secretary who deals with

cabinet level secretary who deals with

cabinet level secretary who deals with security or anything along those lines.

security or anything along those lines.

security or anything along those lines. If somebody wants to jump in and comment

If somebody wants to jump in and comment

If somebody wants to jump in and comment on it, in fact, and I want this

on it, in fact, and I want this

on it, in fact, and I want this secretary to deliver this line like it's

secretary to deliver this line like it's

secretary to deliver this line like it's a mic drop, even though, oh, is it not?

a mic drop, even though, oh, is it not?

a mic drop, even though, oh, is it not? >> He brought a gun. Have you ever gone to

>> He brought a gun. Have you ever gone to

>> He brought a gun. Have you ever gone to a protest, Jonathan?

a protest, Jonathan?

a protest, Jonathan? >> I mean, we do have a second amendment in

>> I mean, we do have a second amendment in

>> I mean, we do have a second amendment in this country that

this country that

this country that >> Jonath Jonathan, have you ever gone to a

>> Jonath Jonathan, have you ever gone to a

>> Jonath Jonathan, have you ever gone to a protest?

protest?

protest? >> I mean, um,

>> I mean, um,

>> I mean, um, >> have you gone to a protest?

>> have you gone to a protest?

>> have you gone to a protest? >> I mean, I've I've no actually as a

>> I mean, I've I've no actually as a

>> I mean, I've I've no actually as a reporter covering it. Uh,

reporter covering it. Uh,

reporter covering it. Uh, >> okay. I've been to a protest. Guess

>> okay. I've been to a protest. Guess

>> okay. I've been to a protest. Guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a

what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a

what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard.

>> I didn't bring a Huh. I brought a

>> I didn't bring a Huh. I brought a

>> I didn't bring a Huh. I brought a It wasn't a It was a

It wasn't a It was a

It wasn't a It was a I brought a billboard. I brought three

I brought a billboard. I brought three

I brought a billboard. I brought three billboards. The protest was outside of

billboards. The protest was outside of

billboards. The protest was outside of Ebbing, Missouri. It was three

Ebbing, Missouri. It was three

Ebbing, Missouri. It was three billboards. I brought them all.

By the way, PEOPLE DON'T BRING

By the way, PEOPLE DON'T BRING

By the way, PEOPLE DON'T BRING BILLBOARDS TO PROTEST. They call them

BILLBOARDS TO PROTEST. They call them

BILLBOARDS TO PROTEST. They call them signs.

signs.

signs. I I brought a billboard. I brought a

I I brought a billboard. I brought a

I I brought a billboard. I brought a billboard. I didn't bring a bang bang. I

billboard. I didn't bring a bang bang. I

billboard. I didn't bring a bang bang. I brought a

brought a

brought a There is nothing that I love more than

There is nothing that I love more than

There is nothing that I love more than watching somebody deliver a practiced

watching somebody deliver a practiced

watching somebody deliver a practiced line that they think is devastating only

line that they think is devastating only

line that they think is devastating only to trip on their own dick.

to trip on their own dick.

to trip on their own dick. This is blowing my [\h__\h] mind.

This is blowing my [\h__\h] mind.

This is blowing my [\h__\h] mind. The people that brought you this guy and

The people that brought you this guy and

The people that brought you this guy and these guys and these guys asing heroes

these guys and these guys asing heroes

these guys and these guys asing heroes who are brandishing their weapons are

who are brandishing their weapons are

who are brandishing their weapons are telling you the big mistake was letting

telling you the big mistake was letting

telling you the big mistake was letting a citizen legally carry a gun. I mean,

a citizen legally carry a gun. I mean,

a citizen legally carry a gun. I mean, listen. I I I

listen. I I I

listen. I I I wasn't shocked when you guys gave up the

wasn't shocked when you guys gave up the

wasn't shocked when you guys gave up the First Amendment, and I wasn't shocked

First Amendment, and I wasn't shocked

First Amendment, and I wasn't shocked when you gave up the Fourth Amendment

when you gave up the Fourth Amendment

when you gave up the Fourth Amendment and the 10th Amendment and the 14th

and the 10th Amendment and the 14th

and the 10th Amendment and the 14th Amendment at Trump's behest, but the

Amendment at Trump's behest, but the

Amendment at Trump's behest, but the second

Isn't that kind of the loadbearing law

Isn't that kind of the loadbearing law

Isn't that kind of the loadbearing law of the don't tread on me flag? Your

of the don't tread on me flag? Your

of the don't tread on me flag? Your snakes's down to a nuke.

snakes's down to a nuke.

snakes's down to a nuke. Your deeply felt constitutional

Your deeply felt constitutional

Your deeply felt constitutional principles are suddenly the knight in

principles are suddenly the knight in

principles are suddenly the knight in MONTY PYTHON. AH, COME BACK. COME BACK.

MONTY PYTHON. AH, COME BACK. COME BACK.

MONTY PYTHON. AH, COME BACK. COME BACK. AH, I'LL I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH. I'M

AH, I'LL I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH. I'M

AH, I'LL I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH. I'M STILL A CONSTITUTION.

Rent it. It's very good.

Rent it. It's very good.

Rent it. It's very good. Come on, guys. Guns are your whole

Come on, guys. Guns are your whole

Come on, guys. Guns are your whole personality.

personality.

personality. Guns are your Zoom backgrounds,

Guns are your Zoom backgrounds,

Guns are your Zoom backgrounds, your decorative lapel pins. Guns are how

your decorative lapel pins. Guns are how

your decorative lapel pins. Guns are how you show displeasure at documents.

Guns are your Christmas cards.

There's no human activity that can't be

There's no human activity that can't be

There's no human activity that can't be made better without the pulsing heat of

made better without the pulsing heat of

made better without the pulsing heat of your Armalite best friends. Of course,

your Armalite best friends. Of course,

your Armalite best friends. Of course, in Texas, we cook bacon a little

in Texas, we cook bacon a little

in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks.

Machine gun bacon.

>> I'm not really one to talk, but it is

>> I'm not really one to talk, but it is

>> I'm not really one to talk, but it is clear how much heavy lifting his beard

clear how much heavy lifting his beard

clear how much heavy lifting his beard has to do.

has to do.

has to do. like that, dude. That was like

like that, dude. That was like

like that, dude. That was like that's some weapons [\h__\h] right there.

that's some weapons [\h__\h] right there.

that's some weapons [\h__\h] right there. The crazy thing is the right has

The crazy thing is the right has

The crazy thing is the right has jettisoned the entire integrity and

jettisoned the entire integrity and

jettisoned the entire integrity and belief of their political worldview,

belief of their political worldview,

belief of their political worldview, the entire uh foundation of it for a guy

the entire uh foundation of it for a guy

the entire uh foundation of it for a guy who really doesn't give a [\h__\h]

who really doesn't give a [\h__\h]

who really doesn't give a [\h__\h] YOU GAVE IT ALL UP. This is your

YOU GAVE IT ALL UP. This is your

YOU GAVE IT ALL UP. This is your president on this harrowing weekend of

president on this harrowing weekend of

president on this harrowing weekend of bloodshed.

bloodshed.

bloodshed. >> At 11:31 a.m. this morning, he wrote on

>> At 11:31 a.m. this morning, he wrote on

>> At 11:31 a.m. this morning, he wrote on Truth Social to complain about a lawsuit

Truth Social to complain about a lawsuit

Truth Social to complain about a lawsuit and say that stopping construction of

and say that stopping construction of

and say that stopping construction of his White House ballroom in his view,

his White House ballroom in his view,

his White House ballroom in his view, quote, would be devastating to the White

quote, would be devastating to the White

quote, would be devastating to the White House, our country, and all concerned.

House, our country, and all concerned.

House, our country, and all concerned. Just a few moments ago, he posted again

Just a few moments ago, he posted again

Just a few moments ago, he posted again lamenting the NFL's new kickoff format.

This is who you threw it all away for.

This is who you threw it all away for.

This is who you threw it all away for. Kick off.

Kick off.

Kick off. Blood runs through the streets of

Blood runs through the streets of

Blood runs through the streets of Minnesota. A political party has

Minnesota. A political party has

Minnesota. A political party has jettisoned their entire knowledge of THE

jettisoned their entire knowledge of THE

jettisoned their entire knowledge of THE FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. AND TRUMP'S OUT

FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. AND TRUMP'S OUT

FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. AND TRUMP'S OUT THERE LIKE, "HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL

THERE LIKE, "HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL

THERE LIKE, "HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET LAID."

THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS ENTIRE MINNESOTA

THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS ENTIRE MINNESOTA

THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS ENTIRE MINNESOTA ADVENTURE SO MADDENING BECAUSE

ADVENTURE SO MADDENING BECAUSE

ADVENTURE SO MADDENING BECAUSE ultimately we as a country are not

ultimately we as a country are not

ultimately we as a country are not asking for too much from our government.

asking for too much from our government.

asking for too much from our government. We're just not. We have the soft bigotry

We're just not. We have the soft bigotry

We're just not. We have the soft bigotry of low expectations.

of low expectations.

of low expectations. All we want

All we want

All we want is sane policies

is sane policies

is sane policies actually competently executed

>> without you all being HUGE DICKS. THAT'S

>> without you all being HUGE DICKS. THAT'S

>> without you all being HUGE DICKS. THAT'S ALL WE OH, NO. THAT'S not

ALL WE OH, NO. THAT'S not

ALL WE OH, NO. THAT'S not That's not what we

That's not what we

That's not what we We'll work on the acronym.

But instead, WE GET BAD policy executed

But instead, WE GET BAD policy executed

But instead, WE GET BAD policy executed with extreme dickishness. And to add

with extreme dickishness. And to add

with extreme dickishness. And to add insult to injury is the denial of the

insult to injury is the denial of the

insult to injury is the denial of the reality that we all witnessed.

reality that we all witnessed.

reality that we all witnessed. They're lying.

They're lying.

They're lying. We saw it. And that's how brazen they

We saw it. And that's how brazen they

We saw it. And that's how brazen they lie when they know we've seen the truth.

lie when they know we've seen the truth.

lie when they know we've seen the truth. THAT'S HOW THEY LIE WHEN THEY KNOW WE

THAT'S HOW THEY LIE WHEN THEY KNOW WE

THAT'S HOW THEY LIE WHEN THEY KNOW WE KNOW. Imagine how they lie when there's

KNOW. Imagine how they lie when there's

KNOW. Imagine how they lie when there's no evidence to contradict them.

no evidence to contradict them.

no evidence to contradict them. And maybe that more than anything

And maybe that more than anything

And maybe that more than anything explains why Alex Prey really was a

explains why Alex Prey really was a

explains why Alex Prey really was a threat.

threat.

threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon, a

Because he was brandishing a weapon, a

Because he was brandishing a weapon, a handheld aluminum 1080p 60fps weapon of

handheld aluminum 1080p 60fps weapon of

handheld aluminum 1080p 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is

mass illumination. Because there is

mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime

nothing more dangerous to a regime

nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who

predicated on lies than witnesses who

predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth.