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WOMAN: You have to change.

This is the last year of high school.

You can't be fooling around anymore.

-It's time to start thinking about your future. -(WINDOW OPENING)

-What do you want to do? Who you want to be? -(CLICKING)

And how you get through high school affects all of that.

(WINDOW OPENING)

Talk with your guidance counselor.

Have a plan this year.

Don't waste it.

Okay, Justin?

You're not going to have fun with your friends forever.

That will end and you will have nothing.

(CAR INDICATOR CLICKING)

So how was school?

(DOORKNOB CLICKS)

(TIRES SCREECH)

WOMAN: Oh, my God, Justin! What the hell?

(MUFFLED SPEAKING) Just go on without me.

I'm gonna lay here for a bit.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

BOY: Geez!

(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

ETHAN: I'm doing a yearbook video for the school.

Do you mind if we do some interviews for the end of the year?

No, no, no, no. Where are you guys going?

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

The people, the teachers,

they're the most fantastic things.

Um, the social climate at Cawthra is extremely kind.

I love like, just everything about Cawthra.

The atmosphere, like, I wouldn't have chosen

like any other high school.

-JUSTIN: Don't shoot it into the street... -Okay.

...you dumb motherfucker.

-It's gonna hurt. -(SNAPS)

SEBASTIAN: Oh, look how far it went. (CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Going into Cawthra I wasn't really expecting much.

I thought it was just going to be your typical high school,

but definitely something that's different.

Definitely love it.

Not bad.

JUSTIN: Hey dude, can I take a photo of you for photography?

-Sure. -Yeah? Okay.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

All right. Cool. Thanks, man.

STUDENT: No problem.

ETHAN: What's one thing you like about Cawthra?

The school.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING IN THE BACKGROUND)

-Yeah. -ETHAN: Having fun?

-No. No. -ETHAN: No?

I don't wanna be like, "Oh, I'm gonna miss my friends."

because fucking everyone says that.

ETHAN: You don't have to say you made friends.

-I made no friends at Cawthra. -Yeah.

I made friends but...

I don't know, um...

(STRUMMING GUITAR)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

JUSTIN: Awesome.

Sorry, you can...

STUDENT: Are we just like doing what we're doing now?

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Perfect. Thanks guys.

All those memories don't really go away.

We'll still remember all the good times.

But, you know, maybe there's more you could've done but...

Maybe there's stuff that you could have done worse.

JUSTIN: Woof!

ETHAN: Is there anything you'd like to say to the school?

(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER)

Goodbye.

That's all. I have nothing to say.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(FIREWORKS WHISTLING, BURSTING)

(SPRAY CAN HISSING)

(MUSIC FADES)

KYLE: Oh, no.

-What is that? What is that? -(COUGHS)

BOY: Don't worry about it.

GIRL: ...we don't slow down to think about the grudges, resentments,

that you hold on to every day... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(ENGINE WHIRRING)

(AUDIO STOPS)

Let me check my note.

(CHUCKLES)

ETHAN: Okay? Just go against the brick wall

because I need to see...

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

Hello! My name's Ethan.

I'm Justin.

And this is our...

-senior video. -Senior video.

Um...

You're in for a fun-filled adventure.

A fun-filled adventure? (LAUGHS)

-Yeah. -Okay.

We're going to rip off the flesh of this school

and see what really makes it tick.

Class of 2019 you're graduating this year.

And you know what?

You should know the truth.

We were never really yearbook committee.

Instead, we're going to make our own secret movie,

which you all get to see very, very soon.

It's the movie you all deserve.

The truth about high school.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

ETHAN: Excuse me. Are you a minion for Meme Day?

No. It was a total accident. (CHUCKLES)

Like it was actually an accident.

-ETHAN: You're not a minion? Oh. -No!

GIRL: I am Doug Ford.

Students, and the teachers are pawns.

They are pawns of the union.

(IN NASAL VOICE) Nyess.

MAN: So welcome to Debate Society.

Our motto is vincent omnia veritas.

Which means "truth conquers all things."

A lot of the points at this side has brought up

have become invalid.

Uh, for example, you talked about how it's better

to be an immigrant in Canada, then as an actual citizen.

A lot of them are actually,

uh, I guess, changed, or uh, will develop

certain skills and like, I guess, soon,

uh, become a lot better like workers and...

You're fucked.

She said... This is a camera don't expose my boy.

-(LAUGHING) -CARTER: What the fuck is this little thing?

-ETHAN: It's fine. It's fine. -Oh, okay? It's fine.

-Wait, are you recording? -ETHAN: I'm not putting it anywhere.

No, no no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

She said, "If Peter asked me, I would have said yes."

And you waited too long.

And Jeffrey fucking... now she's going with the gay guy.

-She fucking chose it like two weeks ago. -That doesn't even count,

What the fuck.

-Boy, she's much hotter than you. -I... I... nah.

You could have gone with McKenzie Somppi,

-and grabbed all up on that ass. -It's too late. It's too late.

Fuck!

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(CRACKLING)

-(THUDS) -(ETHAN GROANS)

(MICROPHONE STATIC)

(CHUCKLES)

ETHAN: Ow! Fuck.

-Are you okay? -ETHAN: That really hurt. (GROANS)

I'm good, just go back to sleep.

Holy fuck!

Gravity fucking sucks man.

Go back to sleep. It's all right.

(ETHAN PANTING)

Oh, Jesus.

JUSTIN: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

(CHAIRS CLATTERING)

ETHAN: Strike!

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT SINGING)

(WHOOPING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(GIRLS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

BOY: I thought that that was a substitute teacher from my school...

(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

KEVIN: Just a stick of chewing gum.

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD)

JUSTIN: Down the rabbit hole we go.

How long you gonna film this?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

JUSTIN: You good?

(KEVIN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN LAUGHS) Oh, shit. White rabbit.

ANDREW: He said white rabbit? (CHUCKLES)

JUSTIN: Yeah.

-It's not, no, no, it's not. -ANDREW: Pall Mall red.

JUSTIN: Pall Mall red, extra-large.

I won't say white rabbit yet. Don't say it.

(CHUCKLES)

ETHAN: What's "white rabbit?"

It's when it kicks in...

ANDREW: The people are gone, Justin.

He will not be recognizable...

(JUSTIN SHOUTING) Oh fuck!

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

-JUSTIN: Yeah we gotta... -(ALL CHUCKLING)

(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(BUS IDLING)

(INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING)

(JUSTIN WHISPERS) Hi, mouse.

Okay.

Alive. Dead.

-(ETHAN LAUGHS) -JUSTIN: Alive. Dead.

Alive.

Dead.

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(BEEPS)

MAN ON COMMERCIAL: Today's youth is standing up

and speaking out against impaired driving.

So what can you do?

Before you go out, plan ahead.

Choose a designated driver.

Never get in a car with an impaired driver

because they're not thinking straight

and it can end very badly.

Even if you're not sure.

It's up to you to do the right thing.

I know anyone in my family would come pick me up

if I needed a ride because they care about me.

We might be young, but guys, we're not stupid.

It starts with me.

It stops with you.

(EXPLOSION)

DIRECTOR: Okay. And again.

first ones are just as I say them.

Uh, we may be young, but we're not stupid.

"We may be young, but we're not stupid."

DIRECTOR: It's up to us to make a change.

It's up up...

"It's up to us to make a change."

DIRECTOR: We can do it.

"We can do it."

DIRECTOR: A little bit more emphatic. We can do it.

"We can do it."

DIRECTOR: Nice

Take away the keys of someone you know is impaired.

If they can't think straight, think for them.

DIRECTOR: Okay. Um...

One more time with that, just a little bit more authentic.

Authentic?

DIRECTOR: Yeah, just a little bit...

A little less "I'm in a commercial,"

and just a little bit more "I'm giving you advice, bro."

Bro? Okay, yeah, okay.

Okay.

(CHUCKLES) Okay. Okay. Okay.

Sorry, what was the line again? (LAUGHS)

DIRECTOR: And if you see a drunken driver, called 911.

Okay.

(IN SING-SONG VOICE) And if you see a drunken driver,

called 911. (LAUGHS)

KYLE: No... Come one! (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

We may be young, but we're not stupid.

"We may be young, but we're not stupid."

(ENGINE REVVING)

(DISTORTED VOICE) Blasted man, I got fucked up!

(CHAZ DISTORTED VOICE) Tell him!

-Got fucked up. I don't give a fuck. -CHAZ: How fucked up are you?

Got fucked up. Got fucked up!

Always getting fucked up man, it's a problem.

Hello, my name is Carl Peacock

I live in Mississaga, Ontario,

and I go to a high school which is called Cowtra Park.

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

FRIEND 1: Yo what's on the fucking floor, man?

What the fuck is it?

(SHOUTING)

Fucking St. Patty's...

Cheers me, folks. Yeah, down...

FRIEND 2: There ya go bud.

-Four whole dollars... -Shut the fuck up.

-(BUBBLING) -(CHUCKLING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

BOY: Ooh! What the fuck?

-(BUBBLING) -BOY: Let him fucking say.

I'm in an instance where I'm pissing,

and then I blackout almost.

I'm brought out of my literal reality,

and then I'm brought back in,

and I'm talking to two police officers.

And I'm literally talking to two police officers on shrooms.

And it's almost as if what had just happened

had blanked out in my mind.

And I, like, almost woke up inside this experience.

-You know what I mean -ETHAN: Yeah.

-Like I woke up... -That's fucked.

-(CHUCKLES) -I woke up talking to the cops.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

JUSTIN: Right?

Yeah, but fucking Kahlua and coffee...

Kyle made it special.

You can taste it a little but like...

-A-special-for-you! -(CHUCKLES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-(MUSIC STOPS) -(COUGHS)

You feel alcohol?

JUSTIN: A little bit, yeah.

I'm pretty fucked up. I can't lie.

(KILLER QUEEN PLAYING)

♪ For cars she couldn't care less

♪ Fastidious and precise

♪ She's a Killer Queen

♪ Gunpowder, gelatin...

(DISTORTED LAUGH)

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(VOCALIZING)

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh yeah

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh yeah

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh yeah

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh yeah

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh yeah

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah

(MUSIC FADES)

JUSTIN: What the fuck?

This is weird.

Lasagna!

Holy... fuck!

I hate Mondays. All right.

That's enough of that.

I had to do this.

For myself.

I couldn't go on knowing that for another year.

two, my entire life!

You're only three years older than I am.

I can take care of myself.

-Stop! -What happened?

-Drop it! -Just tell me.

I swear to God, Margo.

-What did you do? -(SLAP)

-I said, let go! -(THUDS)

Would you like to do the honor?

-ETHAN: Wow. -BOY: It looks good.

Yeah.

ETHAN: Wow.

I've been obsessed with this dead kid lately.

His name is Tyler Kopka.

He went to Cawthra 12 years ago.

And killed himself a day before graduating.

Everyone was sad when he died.

I wonder if things were any different back then.

(TAPE CLATTERING)

Help me!

All I want is for someone to love me.

I will, Emily.

Emily, I'll try.

And I mean forever, you hear?

Forever and ever. (TEARFULLY)

STUDENT: (SHOUTING) You got it on camera!

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

WOMAN: But it's not it.

(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

BOY: Beer of my people.

(KISSES)

(APPLAUDS)

(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(FAINT LAUGHTER)

(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

WOMAN: That's not it.

(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

(LAUGHING)

BOY: Who's that?

(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

BOY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! (SHOUTING)

(GROANS)

Oh, oh shit. Ah, shit.

(LAUGHING)

(MOTOR REVVING)

JUSTIN: Honestly?

I think that'd be fine.

What if... Okay, where are we propping it though?

-JUSTIN: There. -ETHAN: Well, just move this.

JUSTIN: We could cut down...

(ENGINE WHIRRING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

ETHAN: I'll take this corner.

JUSTIN: Are you sure about this?

ETHAN: Yup.

Fuck. This is fucked up

JUSTIN: Really fucked up, Ethan.

(TRAIN HONKING)

Oh, no.

ETHAN: Okay, ready?

JUSTIN: Get here. Get here.

ETHAN: Okay?

-Ready? -JUSTIN: Oh, I'm scared.

ETHAN: Three, two, one...

(ENGINE ACCELERATING)

(SPLASHES)

(WHOOPING TRIUMPHANTLY)

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(PANTING)

JUSTIN: Here.

(PANTING)

(CHUCKLES)

JUSTIN: Oh, can you believe it?

(DRYER WHOOSHING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(CHAIR MOVES)

BOY 1: Where are we supposed to change?

BOY 2: I don't know. Probably up there.

Is it your sock?

BOY 1: Oh, yeah.

(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

Now look here, everybody.

Music come into the world to give people pleasure.

Softer! Softer!

Get it out of your head

that music is only good when it's loud.

You leave the loudness to the Methodists.

You couldn't beat 'em even if you wanted to.

Now again...

No problem. Thank you.

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL SHOUTING)

GIRL: Oh, my God!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(BOY LAUGHING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

KEVIN: Do you wanna practice? ABBY: Yes.

(INDIAN MUSIC CONTINUES)

I'm not gonna fuss with it.

I might actually sit there and listen to it.

-Sure. Yeah. -Hop at the back.

-Great. -Can I point? Can I say...

-No! -Okay. (CHUCKLES)

-Just let me enjoy it. -All right.

-Okay? -KEVIN: Sure, sure.

ABBY: You're good? KEVIN: I'm good

(GIRLS LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)

ABBY: I don't think that drama room is open.

KEVIN: Sorry.

-ABBY: I don't think that drama room is open. -(GIRLS LAUGHING)

KEVIN: It doesn't look like it. (SIGHS)

Oh!

ABBY: Where should we go?

I don't know.

There's a bench over there.

Sure.

Why not.

(INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING)

(PLAYING CELLO)

KEVIN: Ready?

Yeah.

One, two... One, two, three.

(STRUMMING GUITAR)

♪ Come on down to Grover's corners

♪ Barns are cold but the milk is warm

♪ Come sit down and break your bread

♪ And find out how our stories spread

♪ There's George Gibbs out on that field

♪ He is our sword he is our shield

♪ He'll go home or play away

♪ But for now he's here to stay

♪ Chickens on the mountain trail

♪ Pecking for the holy grail

♪ Marching through mud, snow sleet & hail

♪ Trudging on just like a snail

♪ Mr. Webb's mowing his lawn

♪ Slow but still life goes on

♪ There ain't enough words to say

♪ But I guess I'll read the paper today ♪

(SINGING FADES)

(SINGING STOPS)

(CHUCKLING)

(ALL WHISPER)

(ALL CHANTING) Energy, energy, energy, energy...

Energy, energy, energy, energy.

(SHOUTING) Energy, energy, energy, energy...

Energy, energy, energy, energy...

Energy, energy, energy, energy...

(ALL CHEERING)

GIRL: Um, so the house is closed.

We all meet near back stage.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

This play is called Our Town.

GIRL: How was that?

KEVIN: I don't know you seem... I don't... Are you...

Is that... Is this a good expression on your face or what happened?

It's bitter sweet. I don't know how I feel.

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CLAPPING)

(CROWD CLAPPING AND SINGING)

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

(CROWD CONTINUE CLAPPING)

(CLAPPING FADES)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-Oh, shit. -GIRL: Why are you doing that?

JUSTIN: Did it do it?

-There's a little dent. -(ETHAN LAUGH)

ETHAN: A bit, yeah.

-Shit. Is your hand okay? -JUSTIN: Yeah, I'm fine.

Oh, that one hurt.

GIRL: You want us to time it?

ETHAN: Here, here.

(GROANS)

(ETHAN BREATH TREMBLING)

JUSTIN: Oh, shit!

(THUMPS)

(JUSTIN LAUGHS)

Ethan?

MAN: How may I help you?

Anything else?

How may I help you?

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

MAN: How may I help you?

(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

ETHAN: Sometimes I go on Google Maps and just wander.

I think a lot about the places I've never been.

Whether my life would be any different here or there.

Or maybe everything would be the same.

The world has a lot to offer when I look around.

But for some reason, it all seems so out of reach.

Maybe it's because I've stayed in the suburbs too long.

My whole life, I've stayed in the same place.

I was born here and I could die here.

Leave without a trace.

I probably will

Uh...

KYLE: Fuck you, bitch pussy.

CHAZ: Fuck you, pussy bitch!

KYLE: I'm surprised it looks as good as it does.

-(THUDS) -You guys wanna go?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

-(WOMAN ON PA) All students... -(BOY LAUGHS)

-(WOMAN INDISTINCTLY SPEAKING ON PA) -(BOY SHOUTING)

(VOICES OVERLAPPING)

JUSTIN: Uh, left.

Right.

-Through those doors. -Huh!

(JUSTIN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

(GRUNTS)

(JUSTIN CONTINUES TO LAUGH)

(GRUNTS)

-GIRL 1: What the fuck? -GIRL 2: Oh, my God!

What are they filming?

(GIRL SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly

♪ Do it like I owe you some money

♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly

♪ Do it like I owe you some money

(WII GO HARD PLAYING)

(CHEERING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(ETHAN CHUCKLES)

JUSTIN: What the fuck...

(GROANS)

(ETHAN LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)

ETHAN: I don't know where that leads, man.

I honestly don't, either.

I think they filled it in.

(MUSIC PAYING ON RECORD)

JUSTIN: What's up, buddy?

-Ew, no. Ah! -ETHAN: Ah!

(SPRAYING)

JUSTIN: That's pretty good.

ETHAN: Damn! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

I can feel it.

Can you feel it?

-I can feel it. -ETHAN: I can feel it too. Yeah.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

GIRL: One second.

ETHAN: I'll... I'll sit. I'll sit right here.

SEBASTIAN: You're not filming me tonight.

-Do not fucking film. -ETHAN: I'm not.

-I'm not filming. -You're holding

-the fucking GoPro. -ETHAN: What?

-Just fucking relax. -ETHAN: Relax.

You using the Go Pro tonight?

-ETHAN: No. -You have it in your hand

and it's on.

ETHAN: What? SEBASTIAN: What's wrong with you?

Why are you doing this now?

Today, it's 10:09.

Relax.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

JADE: All right. Time's up, time's up, time's up, time's up.

(GIRLS LAUGH)

NICOLE: You're joking. JADE It's not going back!

-GIRL 1: Stop putting that shit on there! -NICOLE: Fuck.

-JADE: No it's stuck, it's stuck. -(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

GIRL 1: Close the porn!

♪ Boy, yeah right yeah right, yeah right

♪ Boy, yeah right yeah right, yeah right

♪ Boy, yeah right yeah right, yeah right

♪ Boy, yeah!

♪ Pretty women wanna couple kids

♪ Pretty women wanna new ass, new lips

♪ Pretty women Wanna push a Benz ♪

♪ Come correct and she won't let you in

♪ Dumbing through the you get checks again... ♪

Let's get ready to rumble!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH PANTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING)

(PANTING)

Holy shit! Go up to the camera. Look at your mouth.

ETHAN: How come you didn't bleed? That's not fair.

JUSTIN: (LAUGHING) Your chest is fucked.

Oh, God.

I think that's good bro.

Let's go back to the party, man.

ETHAN: Fuck the party.

Uh, It's going to sound corny as fuck maybe, I don't know.

But it's something I've been thinking about,

And I... I don't know.

I don't fucking care if I don't see you, you know...

for the rest of my life, after all of this, right?

I just want you to be okay.

JUSTIN: Why would you not want to say that in front of me?

No, no, no. I don't know. If... It sounded really corny in my head,

but me saying it, like, doesn't sound that corny.

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN AND JUSTIN SPEAKING TOGETHER)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN AND JUSTIN SPEAKING TOGETHER)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SIGHS)

-(ETHAN SPEAKING) -(CLATTERING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

-(ETHAN SPEAKING) -(RATTLING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(JUSTIN SHOUTS)

(JUSTIN SPEAKING)

MAN: One, two... one, two, three, four.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

-(MUSIC ENDS) -(LAUGHTER)

(PEOPLE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)

(KEVIN COUGHING)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) -I love playing bass.

(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Yeah, three notes.

That was the entire pit band, you know?

Yeah. Thanks, Ms. Collins.

She like, "Kevin, are you sure you can hear us behind all of your hair?"

-(LAUGHS) -And I was, like, "No, I can't.

"I have hair literally everywhere.

"I cannot hear, see, smell, taste."

-"Lost all my senses." -"I've lost all my senses to my hair.

"I should just shave it."

-I'm so fucking proud of you. -KEVIN: Yeah? I'm proud of you too, man.

Loved seeing the drama major, music major, come out of you.

KEVIN: I loved seeing the drama major come out of your...

-Hey! I'm, like... -KEVIN: You were just so...

BOTH: Yeah!

You were... You were really good in Our Town.

You... you... you learned quickly.

-You learned really, really quickly. -I was really bad in Our Town.

-But there's no need to sugarcoat it. -KEVIN: No, no, no.

You were good. The way they directed that choir was good.

-Listen... -KEVIN: I tried. I tried.

-I'm so happy to play with you. -KEVIN: Listen. Me, too.

Hey, you got this. There you go, last hug.

-All right. Cool, cool, cool. -KEVIN: Yes, yes.

-See ya. -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

KEVIN: Did Frank Ocean go to school? He did. He went to...

-Dropped out after a year. -Oh, he dropped out...

-after a year. -Tornado.

-Flew around... -In his room

STUDENT: Before.

KEVIN: You need to cause a natural disaster to drop out, like now.

STUDENT: Oh, my God, please! I'm just waiting, I'm just waiting for...

-I'm just waiting for... -KEVIN: I'm waiting for a tragedy in my life

-so I can be... be a successful artist. -STUDENT: Yeah.

-KEVIN: With a painful backstory. -You know it.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

TEACHER The song Yellow by Coldplay,

it uses the concept of taking a leap of faith

towards something that you deeply want or desire,

despite being nervous, full of self-doubt...

♪ I drew a line

♪ I drew a line for you

♪ Oh, what a thing to do

♪ And it was all yellow

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

KEVIN: Well, I'm done here.

-(BOY LAUGHING) -KEVIN: I'm going to LA.

STUDENT: True. Do it. Fucking do it.

And I wanna move...

-I'm tired of Mississauga. -Come with me... to LA. And we'll...

I gotta finish school.

You don't have to finish school. You can drop out. Be like Frank Ocean.

-Nah, it's more complicated than that. -All right.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

GIRL: Oh, my God!

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

JAYDEN: No one wants to be in your fucking school shooter movie, Ethan.

ETHAN: Well, I don't think you have a choice, Jayden. I made you first kill.

Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Jayden.

TEACHER: This is silent study.

-ETHAN: Okay. -Okay?

That means...

no discussion.

If you're doing anything else, out in the hallway.

ETHAN: Okay.

All right. Can we go back?

TEACHER: Do we have a problem?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

JAYDEN: The fuck is wrong with you, huh?

ETHAN: It's a joke.

JAYDEN: Grow the fuck up!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

♪ Hello

♪ Hello

♪ Hello

♪ Hello, my baby

♪ Hello, my honey

♪ Hello, my ragtime gal!

♪ Send me a kiss by wire

♪ Baby, my heart's on fire!

♪ If you refuse me

♪ Honey, you'll lose me

♪ Then you'll be left alone

♪ Baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own

♪ Your own

♪ Shania, won't you go with me To prom

♪ To prom

(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

GIRL: Yaaay! So cute!

ETHAN: That's... That's very creative.

-So, was that a yes or a no? -That was a yes.

GIRL: Yes!

ETHAN: That's great.

-What are you filming this for? -ETHAN: Uh, yearbook.

-P-R-O-M, prom! -(BOTH LAUGHING)

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

Hilary, will you go to prom with me?

Yes, of course.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

GIRL: Yes!

(LAUGHING)

♪ Tell me why

♪ Ain't nothing But a heartbreak ♪

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake

♪ Tell me why I never wanna hear you say

♪ I want it that way

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

-WOMAN 1: Hi! -ETHAN: Hi.

(SERVER LADY AND ETHAN SPEAKING)

(SERVER LADY SPEAKING)

(SERVER LADY SPEAKING)

-ETHAN: Um, how... -(SERVER LADY SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

-(ETHAN SPEAKING) -(LADY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(WOMAN 1 SPEAKING)

(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 1 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

-(WOMAN SPEAKING) -(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

-(WOMAN SPEAKING) -(ETHAN SPEAKING)

-(WOMAN CHUCKLING) -(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 2 SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 2 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 2 SPEAKING)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SIGHS)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 2 SPEAKING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN 3 SPEAKING)

(SONG PLAYING DISTANTLY)

(GRUNTS)

-(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-Look into the camera. -Hi!

(SINGING LOUDLY)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Scaramouche, Scaramouche Will you do the Fandango?

♪ Thunderbolt and lightning Very, very frightening me

♪ Galileo, Galileo

♪ Galileo Figaro

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Hey.

What's up?

-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) -(GAGGING)

(CONVERSATION CONTINUES)

-Pepper spray! -(LAUGHTER)

-Josh. -Pepper spray!

-Josh! -Pepper...

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-(HOOTING) -(LAUGHS)

MATT: Yeah, brotha!

I'm back, baby!

(HOOTS)

(RAPPING INCOHERENTLY)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(ETHAN SPEAKING)

(BOY SPEAKING)

-I am Nicole Sass. -I'm Gi...

I am not intoxicated.

You wish I was.

But, indeed, I am at a...

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-What's it going on? What's it going on? -Never trust Matty.

Have a good rest of your 2019.

-Have a great 2020... -WOMAN: Josh, you're not even graduating.

-You know, I enjoyed my time here. -I had a great time.

Cawthra's for faggots.

-100 percent. For faggots. -But you know, we're gonna live it up.

-Life's gonna be good baby, -That's the St. Martin's kid,

-Don't even worry about it. Let's go, baby. -Yeah, I love him.

(AMBIENT TRAFFIC NOISES)

(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)

But we all speak from experience when we say

that the next few years will be the best of your life.

So cherish every opportunity that comes your way.

But also take every challenge as an opportunity to grow and learn from.

(HOOTING)

(ALL CHANTING)

(ALL CHEERING)

WOMAN: Cawthra!

STUDENT: Brie!

-Ethan, just get over here! -Get over here!

ETHAN: I gotta... I gotta get this. Okay.

WOMAN: All right. Ready? Three, two, one...

(ALL CHEERING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

TRAINER: You gotta... You have to go to her. She's just...

Aw.

(LAUGHING)

(CHUCKLING)

-The father is a black cocker spaniel. -JUSTIN: Black cocker...

-And white poodle mix. -Wow.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

TRAINER: Toby's blind. His eye is shut.

-Sewn shit. -ALL: Aw.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(VEHICLES PASSING)

I mean, it's not...

-(EXCLAIMS) -(LAUGHING)

The more I look at it, the worse it is.

There's so much drip.

ETHAN: Too much drip.

-Oh! -JUSTIN: It's very punk. It's fine.

ETHAN: Here. Hold on.

Okay, so this is Mitchell.

He's kind enough to drive us today.

ETHAN: Thank you, sir.

-All right. -You're gonna die, bro.

Are you sure, Justin?

(LAUGHING)

He's probably not gonna die.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

JUSTIN: I just gotta hold on.

I don't hold you responsible for any...

ETHAN: Tell me when you wanna go faster.

(LAUGHS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-(TIRES SCREECHING) -(ENGINE ROARING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

(BRAKES SCREECH)

Okay. Whoa!

Oh, fuck!

(ROCK MUSIC ENDS)

(WHOOPS)

MITCHELL: Cop. Cop. Cop

JUSTIN: Cop. Cop. Cop. Cop. Cop.

Whoa. Whoa.

-JUSTIN: I'll pay your ticket. -If there is one.

Let's see what kind of cop this is.

(BEEPING)

(HORN HONKING)

(COP SPEAKING)

-ETHAN: Oh, shit. -MITCHELL: I'm... I'm sorry.

ETHAN: We're doing a movie.

-It's a student film, -COP: So you're filming me now, are you?

-That's really smart. -Don't.

ETHAN: Okay. Yeah.

-COP: No, don't leave it on. -ETHAN: No, no. I'm not. I'm not.

COP: No, buddy. Leave it on. It's a free country.

-ETHAN: I'm sorry. -COP: All right? Leave it on.

'Cause this is all gonna be good to go for court.

JUSTIN: So if you guys want to give us a ticket...

-we refer... -COP: How does the Highway Traffic Act work?

-You tell me. -JUSTIN: I don't know. I'm sorry.

I don't... I don't drive yet, so...

-COP: So you don't even know? -JUSTIN: No.

-I'm sorry. -COP: Okay, don't worry about it.

What about you? Do you know how the Highway Traffic Act works?

ETHAN: Uh, I got a G1.

Okay, so you don't know, either. What about you?

How does the Highway Traffic Act work?

What is this? What are some offenses that you can be charged with?

I'm asking. You... you guys... you seem to think that this is all okay.

-You tell me. -MITCHELL: No, it was a stupid idea.

COP: Well, what... what... what are some...

What are some things that could happen here?

Someone could get seriously injured.

COP: There's my sarge. He's gonna lose his shit.

MITCHELL: Someone... COP: This is my boss.

MITCHELL: Someone could seriously get injured.

COP: Anything in the car I should know about?

MITCHELL: There's nothing. You can search the whole car.

-COP: Okay, so there's no guns or drugs or... -ETHAN: No.

COP: Okay. All good, Sarge.

They're... they're filming a movie.

Do you have the... the school's permission to do this?

MITCHELL: I'm sorry. There's nothing to say.

I'm... I apologize.

But, yeah, I... I could seriously get in trouble.

Someone could seriously get hurt.

-COP: Yeah. Like the person on the roof. -MITCHELL: Yeah.

COP: Okay, so, like I said, what...

what are some laws that would be broken

by driving around someone on the roof?

MITCHELL: Someone could get killed and...

-COP: Well, yeah. Yeah. -SARGE: It's a dangerous operation.

It could land you behind bars.

Yeah. I've been driving clean for so long...

COP: Well, that's... that's awfully difficult.

So... So... So past performance doesn't mean that you're...

you're innocent of future performance or current performance.

-I'm... I'm sorry, like... -COP: Is that correct?

Like if someone said to me, "Officer, I murdered this guy. But it's my first murder.

"I've never murdered anyone before.

"I'm sorry." Does that make it okay?

-It's not okay. Like... -COP: Exactly.

-It was a stupid idea. -COP: So, again...

I'm sorry. I apologize. There's nothing to say. I can't talk back. It was...

COP: No. No worries. I'm answering your questions.

You're not answering mine.

SARGE: So many laws you've broken, my friend.

-COP: Whoa, my heavens! -I'm sorry.

COP: I feel writer's cramp coming on.

(WOMAN TALKING ON RADIO)

I'm... I... I... I apologize.

COP: Okay, you gotta start to listen, all right?

-'Cause I'm trying to resolve this. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

(COP SPEAKING)

MITCHELL: Yes.

(COP SPEAKING)

-MITCHELL: Yeah. -COP: They're successful.

MITCHELL: We should have done it more professionally.

(COP SPEAKING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-(LAUGHING) -BOY: What happened?

-Holy shit. It's still recording? -(LAUGHS EXULTANTLY)

ETHAN: We made it. We made it. Oh, can he hear us?

Holy fuck!

We're on top of the world!

We're on top of the world!

-We got horseshoes up our asses, bro. -(LAUGHING)

Holy shit!

Bro. (BREATHING HEAVILY)

We got to keep this going.

-ETHAN: Yes, for sure. -(LAUGHING)

For sure.

Let's go. Let's go.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Buddy, this is only the beginning.

-Um, have you give LA any more thought? -(CHUCKLES)

I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a good place to go.

Uh...

It's just...

the fuck do I do, once I get there?

You know, it's, like...

Some people just have connections to shit,

and other people just don't.

I think I'd get pretty depressed. (CHUCKLES)

I think this year or last year, someone pointed out to me

that I just kind of, like, um...

around this time, I just kind of, like, hole myself up at home.

And I just, like, isolate myself.

What? And you don't hang out with anybody?

No. No.

-You should. -I need to get out of my house.

So what's your goal gonna be after high school, you think?

That's very good question. I don't know, though.

What are you gonna aim for?

Uh...

What is it I aim for?

Just taking some steps to, uh...

not be so isolated.

You can't get recognition when you...

When no one knows you exist.

Just, like, meet new people, make new friends.

Yeah. Make new shit.

All right.

I think, uh...

-I think we got a lot. -Yeah?

Okay. Three, two, one, go.

And there it is.

(VEHICLES PASSING)

JUSTIN: Yo, you good?

(LAUGHING)

Careful.

(ETHAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

-ETHAN: Is that my backpack? -JUSTIN: Yeah.

(SIGHS)

-Let's fistfight. -(ETHAN LAUGHING)

ETHAN: No, please don't. Please don't.

(SPRAYING)

Holy shit!

You can see Toronto from here.

JUSTIN: Look at that guy.

(BOTH SPITTING)

(CHUCKLING)

(WIND BLOWING)

ETHAN: I don't really know where I'm going after this.

JUSTIN: Yeah.

(WHISTLING)

-Is my backpack closed? -ETHAN: Uh, yeah, you're good.

Okay, cool.

All right, buddy. See you on the other side.

Careful.

(CHUCKLING)

ETHAN: See ya.

(FOOTSTEPS)

(ETHAN GRUNTING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(INSECTS TRILLING)

(SIREN BLARING)

(SOBBING)

(CHOIR SINGING)

(APPLAUSE)

MALE TEACHER: All right, class of 2019, I have to ask you,

-are you ready to graduate? -(CHEERING)

Now, that is great.

Well, I guess it's showtime.

FEMALE TEACHER: Ethan Eng?

Dylan Gray is earning an OSSD and is an Ontario Scholar.

Dylan will be going to Ryerson next year, studying business management.

Evie Hamilton has earned an SHSM diploma and is an Ontario scholar.

Evie is also receiving a RAP drama certificate

and, next year, will be at UBC for theater and acting.

Ariana Gritter has earned an OSSD and a RAP certificate in drama.

Arianna will be studying and saving for college next year.

Though it may be daunting to step forth into the unknown...

into the unknown, you can find comfort in the fact that you know who you are.

And, while remaining open to change, let that knowledge of yourself

guide you along the path to who you may become.

Now, go and inspire the world with your passion.

Congratulations, Cawthra class of 2019.

-Thank you. -(CHEERING)

(TRAIN APPROACHING)

♪ I drink my coffee black

♪ But, baby you've grown so sour

♪ I'm sorry I was late

♪ But, baby my love's evaporated

♪ I think You may have overrated

♪ Those feelings you feel for sure

♪ But I don't know, no

♪ It's no game to me

♪ But can't you see

♪ I'm drowning

♪ I drink my coffee black

♪ But baby you've grown so sour

♪ I'm sorry I was late

♪ But, baby my love's evaporated

♪ I think you may have overrated

♪ Those feelings you feel for sure

♪ But I don't know, no

♪ It's no game to me but can't you see

♪ I'm drowning

(EXPLOSIONS)

♪ I drink my coffee black

♪ But, baby you've grown so sour

♪ I drink my coffee black

♪ But, baby you've grown so sour ♪

(VEHICLES PASSING)

(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, what's up? First thing we show up into the party,

my friend hands me, like, a shooter of vodka.

I'm, like, "All right." Down it real fast.

Then, we're all jumping around.

My head is fucking spinning.

My friend hands me a dart.

I'm, like, "Oh, fuck, bro. I don't know.

"It darts and alcohol, bro. Bro, that shit's fucked."

Anyways, take a dart. It's the middle of winter, right?

I'm, like, "Oh, look at all the snow. It's so fluffy."

All right? So I take off all my clothes, jump into it.

I'm, like, fucking dancing around and shit.

Then, my friend passes me a bowl.

I'm, like, "Oh, what the fuck?"

At this point, I'm already, like, blackout drunk, right?

So I'm just sitting there, I'm, like, "Oh, all right. Lit."

Okay, five minutes later, blacked out, already on the ground.

Next thing you know, I'm puking bare in, like, this guy's toilet.

I'm, like... (GAGS)

Right? Okay.

After that, I wake up, like, ten minutes later.

and then I K in my friend's bed because he's like,

"Yeah, you can sleep here. It's cool."

I wake up at 4:00 in the morning, still high and drunk as fuck.

And there's, like, three girls sleeping in the bed.

And I was, like, "Holy shit! I fucking got raped." (LAUGHING)

I wake up and my fucking pants are down and shit.

And I'm, like, "Oh, fuck," right?

And then I wake up. I'm, like, "All right. Let's slap this girl's ass."

And then this girl wakes up. She's, like, "What the fuck are you doing?"

I'm, like, "I fucking got raped."

And they're, like, "What?" And I was, like, "What?"

(LAUGHING)

And then I'm walking around my friend's house

there's bare people, just like, K'd on the floor.

Like, they're just, like, knocked out on the floor.

I was, like, "What the fuck?" Like, some girl was on, like...

had, like, a heroin needle, like, stuck in her arm.

Just, like, on the floor. Just, like, asleep.

I'm, like, "You didn't even bother to take it out?"

Like, "What are you fucking doing?" (LAUGHING)

Anyways, I woke up at, like, two o'clock the next day.

Everyone's still asleep.

Yeah, and they're, like, "Okay, let's have a party again."

Same night.

I'm like, "What the fuck!"

Anyways, that's a good story I got to tell you guys.

Most fucked party I've ever been to.