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Anyone watching,
thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So, you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally, taking
the grass from its own roots.
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Now you've got your Con-Dem nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester
and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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JACKSON: My Dad used to take me
and our kid to the countryside.
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Didn't do owt. We had no money.
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Bread didn't have time
to go stale in our house,
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so the ducks missed out.
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Just sat on the hillside
and watched the clouds go by.
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Didn't even talk.
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TODDLER GIGGLES
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When I got older,
we still weren't talking.
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But that's because neither of us
knew what to say anymore.
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After a few more years,
that stopped being a problem,
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because we couldn't bear to be
in the same house as each other.
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To this day I don't know if we fell
out because I hated the man
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or because I realised
I was slowly turning into him.
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Dad! Dad!
Get your jollies elsewhere.
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You dirty fucker.
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Dad! She's gushing!
My dad got the last laugh, though.
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Cos every now and again, I open
my mouth to speak and he falls out.
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Everything he said then, I say now.
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Shit.
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Dad! Get the fuck out of my house!
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Aah! No!
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Mrs Powell?
JACKSON: Get out!
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Dad! Dad!
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I find you sniffing round her again
and I'll cut your fucking...
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Jackson!
..cock off.
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Mary Twill.
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Social worker.
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It's about our fostering
application, Jackson.
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We'll be ready for you next time.
Won't be abusing any kids.
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Yeah, we'll stop putting cigs out
on Letitia.
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Not that we smoke. Certainly not
weed.
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Or crack.
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Look, what happened, that's...
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That's not how I normally conduct
myself... we conduct ourselves.
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Let's start next time
with a new slate, shall we?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Bye. Bye.
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Total overreaction, as per.
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I caught some dirty little bastard
shagging our daughter.
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How else was I supposed to react?
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He's not some dirty little bastard.
They've been seeing each other for
weeks.
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You knew what they were doing in our
home?
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Well, it's better than doing it
in some crack den in Gorton.
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Having a boyfriend is a no-no, but
having some fucked-up foster kid in
the house
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is all right? Language!
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You're only doing it cos you'll get
paid.
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I know you might find it hard to
believe,
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but paid or unpaid,
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some kids would be grateful having
someone give a fuck about them.
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Language.
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Oi!
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Where do you think you're going?
Back in the house!
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Avril. Stella's got a temperature.
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Er... blue bottle, top shelf, next to
the sink. Two five mils every four
hours.
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You're a star.
Ooh, is she asthmatic?
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Er... no.
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How old are you?
Dad, leave him alone!
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17! We were only kissing!
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She's 15! That's rape! Do you want
to go on the sex offenders'
register?
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And that's assault!
Do you wanna lose your job?
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I'm telling the truth! Nothing
happened!
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You lay one fucking finger on her,
and I'll...
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Oh, fuck. Is this the one, Avril?
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That's the one. Lovely lad.
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Looking after his little sister.
Chickenpox.
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What the fuck do you think
you're doing, you cunt?
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Stella's still in there, weeping,
and I don't mean crying!
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Chickenpox could finish off
a man of my years.
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See you when she's scabbed over.
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Right, well, I want you home by 12,
you bastard, and sober!
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It's not like this normally.
Everyone's gone mad today.
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Must be something in the water.
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Avril, I put some ice on Stella's
head and it's stuck.
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Am I Coleen Nolan? No.
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Can I have a clue?
You're a shit interior designer.
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Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
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No.
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Your wallpaper's crap.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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Right, come on, let's see what
you've got.
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Wait, we're going to have to play
for summat else. We're all skint.
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Blow jobs. Busman's holiday.
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What's the point? I get them anyway.
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Right. Whoever wins the hand gets
to choose between truth, dare, kiss,
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command or promise.
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It's a bit playground.
And you being so fuckin' mature.
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Yep? All right.
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On my count, one, two, three.
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Ah.
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Read 'em and weep.
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Right. You two kiss.
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Oh. Ha-ha.
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Right.
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CHEERING
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Just a little clue.
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Irish. Freedom fighter or terrorist,
depending on your politics.
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Oh. Louis Walsh?
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Daniel O'Donnell.
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Dana. Bono.
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Val Doonican. The Corrs.
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Boyzone!
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Home now. I promised Aidan he could
go to the chippy before it shuts.
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Can't leave Stella on her own
while she's sick.
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Nanny state! You do it!
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I'm her brother, not her dad.
And I'm on a promise. Now go! Go!
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All right.
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Carl!
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Aah! Go home!
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LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Sarah
♪ Happy birthday, dear...
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♪ Happy birthday to you
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Go on, fuck off, you bastard!
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(GROANS)
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VEHICLE SOUNDS HORN
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You bastards!
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(GROANS)
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♪ Going nowhere fast... ♪
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(MUMBLES)
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Aah!
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DOG BARKING
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SHOWER ON
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Stella? I've put her upstairs.
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Frank's AWOL. Carl's at work.
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Aidan's learning the drums.
Where's Letitia?
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Revising round at Dee's.
I said she wasn't to see him again.
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Which is the best way
of making her do the exact opposite.
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At least this way, we know where she
is.
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We don't even know where he lives.
You know they won't be revising!
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I knew you'd worry,
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so I gave her condoms and asked her
to write the address down.
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He's a lovely kid
when you get to know him.
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Apart from his name. Africa.
No wonder he calls himself Dee.
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He's shagging my underage daughter.
I don't want to fucking know him.
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Where are you going?
Where do you think?
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Before you start looking after
other people's kids,
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you want to try looking after your
own.
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SHOUTS
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Come on! Hey!
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We always wanted two kids, didn't
we?
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Little boy. A son.
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Well, a son of sorts. A foster son.
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Might be another girl.
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Look, I know how hard this must be
for you
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to see your baby growing
into a woman.
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But Dee's a great lad.
You should get to know him.
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Any chance you could keep Stella
while I finish my shift? I'll pay
you.
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I'll put some calamine on her
spots. Cheers.
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You talk some sense into him, Carl.
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He seems to have forgotten
what it's like to be young.
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Must have been the same
when you were their age, Jackson.
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That's the trouble. I was.
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BABY CRYING
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Jackson, what the fuck you playing
at? Shh, shh.
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Letitia's new boyfriend.
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New boyfriend, who I found her doing
the dirty with, is probably my son.
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CYMBALS CLASH
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A one-night stand with Avril's best
mate.
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I knew she was pregnant
but I thought she'd got rid of it.
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She told me she was going to get rid
of it.
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DRUMS PLAYING
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You've got to tell...
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Fuck.
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Shagging your sister.
That's like me and our Debbie.
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Avril will kill me
when she finds out about this.
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So, you're going to keep schtum?
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Say nothing and I let my daughter
shag her brother.
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Come clean and my marriage is over.
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My wife leaves me, taking my
daughter and my testicles with her.
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DRUMS PLAYING
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Fuck, Carl.
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I was a kid.
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A stupid fucking kid.
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What do I do?
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(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
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Don't move.
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All right.
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I... I had a few drinks
and took some drugs. Sorry.
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What sort of man does this?
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Well, I might be able to explain
if I knew where I was.
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Right now, my synagogue.
Ten minutes' time, a police station.
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Next week, hopefully in prison.
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The law doesn't tolerate
this sort of behaviour any more.
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What sort of... Look, look, look.
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Just chillax. Ah! Oh!
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I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing
my son's grave day after day,
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ridding it of the filth that you and
your sort have daubed all over it.
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Oh, no! No. No, no way.
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No way on this earth would I...
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Look, look.
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I am not an antisem... icist.
SIREN WAILING
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I... I'm just a stupid drunk
looking for shelter.
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SIREN WAILING
You're religious man, obviously.
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Show some mercy.
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For the Lord's sake.
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(SOBS)
For my children's sake.
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Oh, God!
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If I'm incarcerated, I...
I don't know how they'll survive.
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DOORBELL RINGS
Please. Please!
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I beg you.
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(SOBBING)
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I want to atone.
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Let me.
KNOCKING DOOR
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I lived like you,
as fast as I could go.
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Drink, women, gambling.
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Oh, yeah, I don't do gambling
so much now.
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I'd sooner spend the cash
on a dead cert. Booze, you know.
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I drew the line at drugs but my
success in business went to my head
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and I thought I was invincible,
untouchable.
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But God reminded me my sinful life
came with a price tag.
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How much?
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The most precious thing in my life
was taken from me.
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Your car?
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Plasma telly? Your iPod thingy?
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My son.
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Three years ago.
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Punishment for the way
I'd lived my life.
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Since then, I've done
what I can to atone.
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Gave up my job, my life of sin.
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Bet your missus
had something to say about that.
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She had sense.
She'd left me years previously.
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I work in the synagogue,
live as good a life as possible.
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I was put there so
you and I should meet.
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I lived a godless life
and lost my son.
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My redemption is
to help you keep yours.
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It's so clear.
248
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,122
MUSIC PLAYING
249
00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:07,323
Have you got the stuff?
250
00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:11,483
I owe you.
251
00:13:14,843 --> 00:13:16,402
Aled Jones?
252
00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:18,843
Will you stop fucking following me?
253
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:23,842
Bad news. Chinese Elvis
is doing Burnley.
254
00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:26,762
But they can let us have two
Thai Britneys for the same price.
255
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:27,923
Tell 'em to fuck off.
256
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:29,642
What about sacking the act?
257
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,722
Mate of mine could do us
a gold party.
258
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,682
Be a laugh, and people could earn
a few bob off their old jewellery.
259
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:38,483
Oh, hilarious! An evening of crack
whores and choker chains.
260
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:43,682
You carry on having a laugh
and leave the entertainment to me.
261
00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:45,683
Right, come on, show your cards.
262
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:47,922
Ooh!
263
00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:50,722
Oh! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
264
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:53,722
Come on, girls,
you know the drill. Oh, dear.
265
00:13:53,723 --> 00:13:55,362
Don't you dare say kiss.
266
00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:58,002
All right, all right, command.
267
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,922
I command you two to kiss.
268
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,121
Get on with it.
269
00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,163
There's summat weird
about you even asking for this.
270
00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:06,642
Every man's fantasy. Two women.
271
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,561
Hiya, love.
272
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:11,721
Can I grab a bottle of lager?
Yeah.
273
00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:13,921
I'll get it, Mimi. Two lagers.
274
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,322
Any mate of Letitia's
is a mate of mine.
275
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:28,561
Right. Let's just get this straight.
I stay here, free of charge?
276
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:30,321
Food and board.
277
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,521
And what if I say no?
278
00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:36,001
I call the police and tell them
I'd like to report a hate crime.
279
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:37,202
Oh, come on, it's hardly that.
280
00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:40,642
How else would you describe
vandalising a synagogue?
281
00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:48,721
Erm...
282
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,961
look, I know you were married
and everything,
283
00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:54,561
and forgive me for asking,
cos I have to,
284
00:14:54,562 --> 00:15:00,281
cos marriage excuses no-one
the freak's roll call...
285
00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:07,641
You... you don't bat for the other
side, do you? And I'm not talking
Palestinians.
286
00:15:07,642 --> 00:15:11,041
I see we're going to have to start
from the beginning.
287
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:15,561
I'm here to help you
but first you're here to help me.
288
00:15:15,562 --> 00:15:17,081
How?
289
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:21,361
From sundown today until sundown
tomorrow, that's six to six,
is the sabbath.
290
00:15:21,362 --> 00:15:28,481
I'm forbidden to do any work,
which includes giving orders,
making requests.
291
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,881
That's where you come in.
292
00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:36,801
So, for example I might say,
"It's a little chilly in here."
293
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,721
And you'd suggest?
294
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:43,001
Double glazing?
295
00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,922
You'd say,
"I'll put the heating on."
296
00:15:47,922 --> 00:15:52,282
I say, "I'm a little hungry."
You say?
297
00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:56,161
I shall prepare a light snack,
Isaac.
298
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:59,882
This is gonna work just fine,
my friend.
299
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,201
Come on, Frank, get 'em lit.
300
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,642
Paint me black and call me Benson.
301
00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:19,281
CHIMING
302
00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:23,521
Ah.
CLOCK CHIMING
303
00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:27,520
This carpet looks dirty.
304
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:31,440
This carpet looks dirty. You think?
305
00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:34,201
Drink? Yeah, don't mind if I do.
306
00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:40,680
I'm a little peckish. You say?
307
00:16:40,681 --> 00:16:44,240
Mine's a double voddie,
easy on the tonic.
308
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:49,600
Now I say, "It's Friday night,
I'm parched." And you say?
309
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:53,600
Hello, police? I'd like you to
arrest this man for crimes
against humanity.
310
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,080
GLASS CLINKS
311
00:16:55,081 --> 00:17:01,001
No. No, well, strictly speaking,
it should be me calling the filth.
312
00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:06,481
Kidnap and blackmail was still
illegal, last time I checked.
313
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,681
Can't believe
you'd do this to your own kid.
314
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,400
It's for my other kid, for Letitia.
315
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,880
Are you sure he's yours?
She might have been with other men.
316
00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:20,960
No, it was me she had in her sights.
Everyone knew it.
317
00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:25,680
Used to knock back fellas left,
right and centre. Keeping herself
free for me.
318
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,641
Her words, not mine.
319
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,041
He's a really nice lad.
320
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,600
So Avril keeps telling me.
321
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:35,400
Works two jobs as well as school.
If it wasn't incest, it'd be
perfect.
322
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:37,480
Don't, Carl.
323
00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:39,120
Fuck.
324
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:41,441
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
325
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,200
You'll do what we agreed, yeah?
Please.
326
00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:49,761
We'll have Stella
for the next three nights.
327
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:52,081
Deal.
328
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,361
Can tell he's yours.
Can't handle his ale.
329
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,920
You do know I'm straight?
330
00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:07,480
Need to be where we're going,
fella.
331
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:09,361
DOG BARKING
332
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,520
Am I dreaming?
333
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:13,561
Wide awake, kid.
334
00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:15,520
Well, almost.
335
00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,040
Oh, I can't feel my knees.
336
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:20,320
Try concentrating
on another part of your anatomy.
337
00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:22,600
You smell like toothpaste.
338
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:26,000
That's the second nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
339
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,079
I can't get up.
340
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,360
Well, that's why you pay
a professional.
341
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,759
Leave it to me, cocker.
342
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,959
Let Kelly... work her magic.
343
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,479
No, I can't get up.
Can't feel my legs.
344
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,239
Lift your arm. I can't.
345
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,399
I can't!
346
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,359
Oh, I want to see my girlfriend!
347
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:54,239
I don't think
she'd want to see you in this state.
348
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,279
I need to see Letitia!
349
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,399
Letitia? Powell?
350
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,239
Bloody brain, Carl!
351
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,678
I wouldn't tell you
if I didn't care for Letitia.
352
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:05,520
I saw him going in there
off his tits.
353
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:10,119
This one belong to you?
Found him passed out in Lillian's.
354
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,039
Lillian's?
355
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,320
You dirty bastard!
356
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,999
No offence, Kelly.
357
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,199
None taken.
358
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,999
You better stay away from my
daughter from now on, you hear me?
359
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,479
Hey, no. No. You've got
the wrong end of the doodah.
360
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:31,119
Poor sod walked in, saw Trixie
and the girls hosting a naughty
NHS night
361
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,840
and thought he were at
the dentist's.
362
00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:33,919
(RETCHING)
363
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,919
He kept asking for a root canal
and crying for Letitia.
364
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,320
Well, that's how I knew to bring him
here. I think someone spiked him.
365
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,720
I've got a punter waiting.
366
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,159
He's in no fit state to get home.
367
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,199
I'll take him.
368
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,839
If we're quick,
we'll catch the last bus.
369
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,440
(GRUNTS)
370
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,840
DOG BARKING
371
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,199
Alyah.
372
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,440
Well, well, well.
373
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,959
♪ Happy time... ♪
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
374
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,800
(GRUNTING)
375
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,119
(CHUCKLES)
You're a very bad man, Frank.
376
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,839
I see now, clearer than ever.
377
00:20:40,079 --> 00:20:42,958
You have to be stopped.
378
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:46,598
Tell your dad to stop being a cunt
and find us another drink.
379
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,958
What did you say?
Joke.
380
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,838
Put... that...
381
00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:52,918
down!
382
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,318
Hey, look! I know that you miss him
and all that,
383
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,918
but in lots of ways
you're lucky he's died.
384
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:03,278
He... he'd have only grown into
a twat like mine did.
385
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:06,598
Come on! Don't go all
Austrian dad on us!
386
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,519
Let us out, eh?
387
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,158
I would love to, Frank.
388
00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:13,758
But, as you know, I'm not supposed
to do anything on the Sabbath.
389
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,318
So, you sleep it off
and we'll sort you out tomorrow.
390
00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:17,919
Once and for all.
391
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,718
You told me you weren't
keeping the baby.
392
00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:31,319
You told me you'd love me forever.
393
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,958
So, what you been up to?
394
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:38,318
Oh, you know. Same old, same old.
395
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:40,119
I've got a son now.
He's shagging his sister.
396
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,918
She's only his half sister.
They're not breaking the law.
397
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:45,198
Yes, they are. No, they're not.
398
00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:46,839
Your name's not on
the birth certificate.
399
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,398
Whose is? Mr T.
400
00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:54,278
They're still blood. I can't believe
you knew about this and you let it
carry on.
401
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,199
Oi, calm down. You'll wake him up.
402
00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:00,839
What are we gonna do?
403
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:06,159
I looked at him tonight.
He's so fuckin' beautiful,
it made me wanna cry.
404
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:11,158
I wanna be part of his life,
but I can't do that to Avril.
405
00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:13,278
It'd kill her.
It's not all about her.
406
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:17,839
She hates your guts,
and you've given me the
one thing that she couldn't.
407
00:22:21,479 --> 00:22:23,439
We'll sort it.
408
00:22:24,999 --> 00:22:27,878
We've got to split them up.
409
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,319
That way,
you can still be part of his life.
410
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,478
Avril won't find out.
411
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,238
Be our little secret.
You're a teacher.
412
00:22:39,239 --> 00:22:43,038
We'll tell Dee you're part
of the Duke of Edinburgh scheme,
help him get into university.
413
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:45,158
And splitting them up?
414
00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:48,958
I'll just tell him to look at the
mother. That should put him off.
415
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,158
Why didn't you tell me
you'd kept it?
416
00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:55,197
Him. Cos it were none
of your fucking business.
417
00:22:55,198 --> 00:22:57,878
Pretty clear where
you stood back then.
418
00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:01,718
She didn't deserve you.
419
00:23:06,078 --> 00:23:09,198
We'd have been good, me and you.
420
00:23:10,838 --> 00:23:12,838
And our son.
421
00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:16,838
Me and you were a mistake.
422
00:23:23,518 --> 00:23:26,957
You might as well have another.
Last bus has long gone.
423
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:29,918
And we've got a lot of catching up
to do, haven't we?
424
00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:48,198
Morning, Daddy.
425
00:23:58,358 --> 00:24:00,278
DOG BARKING
426
00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:03,078
BABY CRIES
427
00:24:05,118 --> 00:24:06,438
CHILD GIGGLES
428
00:24:11,278 --> 00:24:13,838
BABY GURGLES, BIKE BELL RINGS
429
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,917
BABY WAILING
430
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,717
What'll it be like round here
with another kid under our feet?
431
00:24:22,718 --> 00:24:24,637
It'll be great.
432
00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:29,277
You better get changed. The social
worker will be here any minute.
433
00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:31,758
Dunno if I'm past
my nappy-changing days.
434
00:24:43,558 --> 00:24:48,797
So, what exactly did you say you did
last night, when you took Dee back?
435
00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:50,197
What did his mum say?
436
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:53,797
Just thanks. Thanks very much.
437
00:24:53,798 --> 00:24:55,477
Nice kid, though. Isn't he?
438
00:24:55,478 --> 00:24:56,756
Lovely, yeah.
439
00:24:56,757 --> 00:24:58,836
Gentle kid. Intelligent.
440
00:24:58,837 --> 00:25:02,316
Sensitive. Bit of a looker, too.
441
00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:05,036
His dad in, you said?
442
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:08,996
Yeah. We just took him straight
upstairs, then threw him into bed.
443
00:25:08,997 --> 00:25:11,317
Then me on the two-seater.
Hardly slept a wink.
444
00:25:35,037 --> 00:25:36,996
Dad!
445
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,037
Dad, over here!
446
00:25:41,277 --> 00:25:42,596
(GROANS)
447
00:25:42,597 --> 00:25:43,516
Son!
448
00:25:43,517 --> 00:25:45,596
Yeah, I know.
449
00:25:45,597 --> 00:25:47,756
Goatees are so 2005.
450
00:25:47,757 --> 00:25:48,876
You OK?
451
00:25:48,877 --> 00:25:51,716
Oh! Ah!
452
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,197
You get used to it.
453
00:25:55,557 --> 00:25:58,636
You go and enjoy yourself.
You've earned it.
454
00:25:58,637 --> 00:25:59,877
What about Stella?
455
00:25:59,878 --> 00:26:04,316
Close to death due to complications
with chicken pox, but in good hands.
456
00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:05,996
You go and have a good time.
457
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:09,917
Hey, check some of them coats.
Might just get lucky.
458
00:26:28,397 --> 00:26:31,636
Isaac. Can you let me out, please?
459
00:26:31,637 --> 00:26:33,557
I really need the toilet.
460
00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:37,836
Cheers.
461
00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:40,677
Am I Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich?
462
00:26:42,277 --> 00:26:43,756
God loves a trier.
463
00:26:43,757 --> 00:26:46,436
What about a gold party?
464
00:26:46,437 --> 00:26:47,236
What?
465
00:26:47,237 --> 00:26:49,316
A theme night.
We'll do a gold party.
466
00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:50,596
Nice one.
467
00:26:50,597 --> 00:26:53,916
God, there must be an echo in here,
because I said that yesterday.
468
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,277
No need to pull your face.
469
00:26:55,278 --> 00:26:57,316
If you don't like it, just say.
470
00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:58,356
I do like it.
471
00:26:58,357 --> 00:27:00,276
What's your problem?
472
00:27:00,277 --> 00:27:03,357
You don't half
get yourself wound up over nothing.
473
00:27:04,637 --> 00:27:05,797
Have you had your tablets today?
474
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,995
Hey!
475
00:27:07,996 --> 00:27:09,515
What's up with you?
476
00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:12,356
I was... Nothing.
477
00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:16,836
Kelly! Have you claimed
your prize yet?
478
00:27:19,116 --> 00:27:20,395
Fuck's sake.
479
00:27:20,396 --> 00:27:21,915
(SHANE)
We asked for this.
480
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,035
What's up with you?
481
00:27:24,036 --> 00:27:26,636
I think Jackson
might be having an affair...
482
00:27:27,716 --> 00:27:30,155
with a 17-year-old boy.
483
00:27:30,156 --> 00:27:32,795
You need to cut down
on the sherbets.
484
00:27:32,796 --> 00:27:36,035
No chance.
I can spot 'em a mile off, Avril.
485
00:27:36,036 --> 00:27:38,476
LAUGHTER
486
00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:44,676
Eurgh, you dirty bastards!
487
00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:49,396
See! They're all at it!
488
00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:09,835
What the fuck? You've had
my daughter! Had my husband!
489
00:28:09,836 --> 00:28:11,116
Do you wanna go for your hat trick?
490
00:28:11,117 --> 00:28:12,635
How could you think I'd...
491
00:28:12,636 --> 00:28:15,915
Look me in my eyes, and tell me
you've not slept with him.
492
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,515
I haven't! I swear!
493
00:28:17,516 --> 00:28:21,475
Then who the fuck wrote that
on your back? Huh?
494
00:28:21,476 --> 00:28:23,635
It wasn't him.
495
00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:25,036
It was me.
496
00:28:28,676 --> 00:28:29,276
Last night?
497
00:28:29,277 --> 00:28:32,835
No, not last night!
Nothing happened last night!
498
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,276
Is that true?
499
00:28:39,996 --> 00:28:41,916
Then what the fuck's this all about?
500
00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:46,956
Just something I had to tell you.
Dee's his son.
501
00:28:50,276 --> 00:28:53,275
Isaac?
502
00:28:53,276 --> 00:28:57,795
I'm sorry I locked you in last
night, but you had to be punished.
503
00:28:57,796 --> 00:29:00,196
The way you talked about your
children broke my heart.
504
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,595
You haven't seen 'em.
505
00:29:01,596 --> 00:29:05,076
And you should count
your lucky stars you still can.
506
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,875
I am the victim here.
507
00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:14,715
Oh, for once in your life,
tell the truth!
508
00:29:14,716 --> 00:29:18,995
Atone for your sins,
while you still have time!
509
00:29:20,315 --> 00:29:24,394
Because there's no time
left for me, Frank!
510
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:27,154
And I can't take it any more!
511
00:29:27,155 --> 00:29:29,554
I can't!
512
00:29:29,555 --> 00:29:32,354
Fucking hell! What?
513
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,755
Why?!
514
00:29:35,155 --> 00:29:38,954
Couldn't you have taken me
instead of him?
515
00:29:38,955 --> 00:29:44,594
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank,
516
00:29:44,595 --> 00:29:47,874
and he's punishing me,
517
00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,634
but I need it to stop!
518
00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:50,675
What was his name?
519
00:29:50,676 --> 00:29:52,795
(SOBBING)
520
00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:58,434
His name.
521
00:29:58,435 --> 00:29:59,474
Daniel.
522
00:29:59,475 --> 00:30:02,634
Daniel. What happened to Daniel,
523
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:06,474
I don't think had much
to do with God.
524
00:30:06,475 --> 00:30:08,154
You don't understand.
525
00:30:08,155 --> 00:30:15,074
Oh! Just apply a little logic,
right?
526
00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:22,194
All the fucking nutters out there
who have fathered sons, right,
527
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,754
and have done despicable things,
528
00:30:24,755 --> 00:30:26,914
you know, Stalin, Mussolini,
529
00:30:26,915 --> 00:30:29,714
Thatcher, Blair...
I don't mean Lionel.
530
00:30:29,715 --> 00:30:34,194
Their kids weren't smited,
were they?
531
00:30:34,195 --> 00:30:35,714
Struck down?
532
00:30:35,715 --> 00:30:36,874
I sinned.
533
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:39,354
(LAUGHING)
No.
534
00:30:39,355 --> 00:30:41,474
Fucking hell!
535
00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:43,874
No, I've sinned!
536
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:47,194
Drugs. Drink.
537
00:30:47,195 --> 00:30:50,754
Sex. Neglect.
538
00:30:50,755 --> 00:30:55,115
I've thought about no-one but me...
539
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,074
and I don't think I ever will.
540
00:30:59,075 --> 00:31:01,875
(SNIFFS)
Don't think I ever want to.
541
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:06,994
So, if anyone deserved
a good smiting, it's me.
542
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,874
Don't arouse his anger, Frank.
543
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:13,515
Ooh. Well, come on, do your worst!
544
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:19,995
But give this poor bastard a break,
will you?
545
00:31:24,075 --> 00:31:26,393
Whoa. Whoa.
546
00:31:26,394 --> 00:31:28,714
(LAUGHS)
547
00:31:33,314 --> 00:31:35,394
It wasn't your fault.
548
00:31:40,794 --> 00:31:41,554
(SOBS)
549
00:31:41,555 --> 00:31:42,753
Oh, come here.
550
00:31:42,754 --> 00:31:45,674
Hey. It's all right.
551
00:31:53,714 --> 00:31:54,834
I think we need some time
to ourselves.
552
00:31:54,835 --> 00:31:56,913
I want her here.
553
00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:58,433
Independent observer.
554
00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:00,873
Innocent bystander,
if it gets rough.
555
00:32:00,874 --> 00:32:02,873
I just want to...
556
00:32:02,874 --> 00:32:05,873
Yellow card!
You no speaky, you listen.
557
00:32:05,874 --> 00:32:07,714
Comprende?
558
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:18,474
You've always made me feel loved.
559
00:32:19,674 --> 00:32:23,113
And because of that,
I can forgive you anything.
560
00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:24,873
We'll get over this.
561
00:32:24,874 --> 00:32:26,233
But that's what I was...
562
00:32:26,234 --> 00:32:27,714
Shut it.
You're not off the hook yet.
563
00:32:27,715 --> 00:32:30,033
You could have come clean.
564
00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:32,033
You could have told me
565
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,193
and made all that shit
I put you through,
566
00:32:34,194 --> 00:32:37,153
with the credit cards
and the debt, balance out.
567
00:32:37,154 --> 00:32:39,833
But, no.
568
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:43,633
All the time you were
wagging your finger at me,
569
00:32:43,634 --> 00:32:46,033
you had your own
dirty little secrets.
570
00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:50,194
(SNIFFS)
That's what kills me.
571
00:32:52,354 --> 00:32:54,593
I never meant to hurt you.
I'm sorry.
572
00:32:54,594 --> 00:32:57,513
The first thing I knew
about Dee being mine
573
00:32:57,514 --> 00:33:00,953
was when I clocked Alyah was his mam
and did some maths.
574
00:33:00,954 --> 00:33:03,433
I could never have kept him
a secret from you.
575
00:33:03,434 --> 00:33:05,633
You have to believe that.
576
00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:08,554
And I'm truly, truly sorry.
577
00:33:11,514 --> 00:33:13,953
I'll send our kid for my stuff.
578
00:33:13,954 --> 00:33:18,113
You don't get to walk away
after causing all this shit!
579
00:33:18,114 --> 00:33:22,514
I tell you to fuck off if this
isn't working out. Which it will.
580
00:33:23,714 --> 00:33:25,754
Thanks, Kelly.
581
00:33:27,914 --> 00:33:32,113
I'll take Stella.
You owe me a drink.
582
00:33:32,114 --> 00:33:35,034
You owe me a lot of drinks. Lots.
583
00:33:38,153 --> 00:33:40,832
Lip, he's a great dad.
584
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,912
I've even got one
with ginger hair too.
585
00:33:42,913 --> 00:33:45,112
Actually,
he is fuck all to do with me.
586
00:33:45,113 --> 00:33:46,393
But what I'm saying is
587
00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:49,352
that you can't take the blame
or the glory
588
00:33:49,353 --> 00:33:52,672
for your children's
successes or failures.
589
00:33:52,673 --> 00:33:59,232
But you could be at home sharing
those successes and failures.
590
00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:01,832
And ginger's a recessive gene,
by the way.
591
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,473
(CHUCKLES)
592
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:08,113
You're a decent man, Isaac.
593
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:12,352
I might not know my arse
from my elbow most of the time,
594
00:34:12,353 --> 00:34:16,152
but I've got good antennae
when it comes to human nature.
595
00:34:16,153 --> 00:34:18,153
You're a good man. Wait.
596
00:34:22,313 --> 00:34:27,512
This isn't much,
but it might help ease your burden.
597
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:30,992
If you're not worrying
about putting food on the table,
598
00:34:30,993 --> 00:34:35,353
maybe it'll give you the time
to rediscover and enjoy...
599
00:34:43,313 --> 00:34:45,713
what's important.
600
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:51,393
KNOCKING AT DOOR
601
00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:54,952
Can I play drums at the reception?
602
00:34:54,953 --> 00:34:57,993
My drums. Can I play 'em
at Letitia's wedding reception?
603
00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:06,913
Leave yous to it.
You've got a lot to discuss.
604
00:35:16,953 --> 00:35:19,992
You light a cigarette on a candle,
a sailor dies.
605
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:23,432
Oh, well, my vote's
Captain Birdseye, then.
606
00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:25,912
He got younger and his face changed.
607
00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:27,792
Mimi, another.
608
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,313
Face, or pint? Money.
609
00:35:31,473 --> 00:35:33,472
This'll do. £60 quid?
610
00:35:33,473 --> 00:35:35,472
It's worth ten times more than that.
611
00:35:35,473 --> 00:35:36,911
You know it and I know it.
612
00:35:36,912 --> 00:35:38,351
How dare you call me a cheat?
613
00:35:38,352 --> 00:35:38,953
Lend us a tenner, Carl.
614
00:35:38,954 --> 00:35:40,872
Fuck off.
615
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:44,432
Ill buy you one. And then Ill sell
this tomorrow and well all be rich.
616
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:45,113
Clue, Mimi?
617
00:35:45,114 --> 00:35:47,191
You're a lying twat.
618
00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:49,152
Nick Clegg.
619
00:35:50,512 --> 00:35:54,151
You are so fuckin' cheating!
620
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,151
Look, I cant do this much longer,
Dad. Huh?
621
00:35:56,152 --> 00:35:58,591
Look after a kid,
run the house, cook, clean.
622
00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,791
It was different
when we was all at home.
623
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,632
Yeah, talk anon.
Just going for a quick gypsy's.
624
00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:09,071
You, me. Rematch tonight.
625
00:36:09,072 --> 00:36:11,031
Should learn when to walk away.
626
00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:14,872
Don't you want to win your dignity
back? Come on, Jamie.
627
00:36:16,232 --> 00:36:19,311
Don't come crying to me
when you're lip-locked with Lillian.
628
00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:23,352
All right, and don't you back down
at paying up when you lose.
629
00:36:24,472 --> 00:36:26,191
Swear. I want your word.
630
00:36:26,192 --> 00:36:28,791
All right, you've got it.
631
00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,351
Carl!
Stella! Quick!
632
00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:32,231
What's happened? What's wrong?
633
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,830
Don't panic.
We've got to get her to hospital.
634
00:36:33,831 --> 00:36:35,472
Ambulance is here.
We have to go now.
635
00:36:35,473 --> 00:36:38,551
I'll tell your dad.
636
00:36:38,552 --> 00:36:40,152
Frank, Stella's on the way to the...
637
00:36:40,153 --> 00:36:42,150
Hospital. I know.
I heard it first time.
638
00:36:42,151 --> 00:36:43,472
Best place for her, then.
639
00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:44,791
You're not going?
640
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,551
She's poxed up. I could catch it.
641
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,392
Then I'd be no use to anyone,
would I?
642
00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:52,912
And we couldn't have that, could we?
643
00:36:57,072 --> 00:37:00,751
Straight to voice mail. They can't
get married. They're too young.
644
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,072
They're brother and sister.
645
00:37:02,073 --> 00:37:03,112
DOOR SHUTS
646
00:37:06,752 --> 00:37:08,151
You're not invited.
647
00:37:08,152 --> 00:37:09,152
To the wedding
that won't be allowed to happen?
648
00:37:09,153 --> 00:37:13,031
See, I don't want my son
being born out of wedlock.
649
00:37:13,032 --> 00:37:15,831
BANJO PLAYING
AND BABY CRYING
650
00:37:15,832 --> 00:37:16,472
Yee-ha!
651
00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:17,631
WHIP CRACKS
652
00:37:17,632 --> 00:37:19,911
You can't keep it.
653
00:37:19,912 --> 00:37:22,232
My mam said that'd be the first
thing that came out your mouth.
654
00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:24,391
Dee. I'm sorry I wasn't there
for you...
655
00:37:24,392 --> 00:37:25,832
Implying I've missed out on
something?
656
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:28,871
I've done fine without you,
thanks very much.
657
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,111
Straight As, and I've got
uni on the horizon.
658
00:37:31,112 --> 00:37:32,711
I don't smoke, take drugs...
659
00:37:32,712 --> 00:37:36,231
Oh, unless I get spiked
by my biological father, of course.
660
00:37:36,232 --> 00:37:38,191
I was trying to protect you.
661
00:37:38,192 --> 00:37:40,071
You were denying my existence.
662
00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:40,710
No.
663
00:37:40,711 --> 00:37:42,630
If anything had happened
between me and Kelly,
664
00:37:42,631 --> 00:37:44,952
you'd have told Letitia
and she'd have binned me.
665
00:37:44,953 --> 00:37:47,992
Wouldn't you?
666
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:54,231
You'd have allowed me
to walk out your life.
667
00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:59,030
Never said a word to Tish.
Or her mum. Wouldn't you?
668
00:37:59,031 --> 00:38:01,791
You're not sorry you
was never there for me.
You're just sorry you found me.
669
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:03,590
Don't say that.
670
00:38:03,591 --> 00:38:06,270
I'm sorry you found me.
671
00:38:06,271 --> 00:38:08,551
Look at what's happened
since you did.
672
00:38:10,031 --> 00:38:11,910
That poor kid.
673
00:38:11,911 --> 00:38:16,150
She's pregnant
and were gonna look after it!
674
00:38:16,151 --> 00:38:17,391
I'm not pregnant.
675
00:38:19,711 --> 00:38:20,870
Then why lie?
676
00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:23,751
That's rich coming from you.
677
00:38:25,311 --> 00:38:27,110
We haven't even slept together.
678
00:38:27,111 --> 00:38:28,231
But I saw you two sha...
679
00:38:28,232 --> 00:38:31,311
Kissing. You saw us kissing.
680
00:38:32,391 --> 00:38:34,630
I did tell you.
681
00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:37,751
You need to get your mind
out of the gutter, Mr Powell.
682
00:38:51,631 --> 00:38:54,110
DOOR SHUTS
683
00:38:54,111 --> 00:38:56,350
CAR ALARM WAILS
684
00:38:56,351 --> 00:38:58,910
See you round, yeah?
685
00:38:58,911 --> 00:39:01,391
Hope so. Never had a brother before.
686
00:39:07,671 --> 00:39:10,111
Dee?
687
00:39:12,231 --> 00:39:14,111
You're welcome round here any time.
688
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:24,111
Thanks. Don't think that would do
anyone much good, though, do you?
689
00:39:42,271 --> 00:39:44,070
MUSIC PLAYING
690
00:39:44,071 --> 00:39:48,190
I'll put you in the hospital
if you don't go and see how
your daughter is!
691
00:39:48,191 --> 00:39:50,590
Carl's rang four times!
692
00:39:50,591 --> 00:39:54,830
All right. But I hope you're aware
of the risk I'm running.
693
00:39:54,831 --> 00:39:57,550
Could finish me off if I'm infected.
694
00:39:57,551 --> 00:39:59,870
We can but hope.
695
00:39:59,871 --> 00:40:02,431
This gold party's
a great idea of yours.
696
00:40:08,350 --> 00:40:11,949
(SIGHS)
I'm not kissing Frank.
I'm not inserting anything.
697
00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:14,709
I'm not doing any shit with melons.
698
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:16,710
Apart from that, do your worst.
699
00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:21,389
Looks like I'm kissing my mam or you.
700
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:25,029
True, dare, kiss, command.
701
00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:27,030
And promise.
702
00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:32,829
Is it true
703
00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:35,949
that you like it when I do this?
704
00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:38,749
Mm-hm.
705
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,470
I dare you...
706
00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,350
to unzip.
707
00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:47,869
Mam.
708
00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:50,670
Maguire word count
for nothing, then?
709
00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:01,949
Now.
710
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:04,670
Kiss.
711
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:10,029
Are you ready for your command?
712
00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:12,110
Mm-hm.
713
00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:16,589
I command you, give me my pub back.
714
00:41:16,590 --> 00:41:18,349
What?
715
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,750
Sign back the right of attorney that
you took from me when I was ill.
716
00:41:20,751 --> 00:41:22,469
(GRUNTS)
Go away.
717
00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:24,669
Bad enough that you stole it
in the first place.
718
00:41:24,670 --> 00:41:26,989
A fucking outrage
that you kept hold of it,
719
00:41:26,990 --> 00:41:31,269
forcing me to resort
to this stupid fucking game
to even get you to talk about it.
720
00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:32,270
What... what does it matter?
721
00:41:32,271 --> 00:41:35,669
You gave your word.
722
00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:37,429
The pub is mine...
(GROANS)
723
00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:40,430
and until you swear
you'll return it...
724
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,590
you ain't getting
your bollocks back.
725
00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:54,270
Stella.
726
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,389
Stell...
727
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,589
TOY SQUEAKS
728
00:41:58,590 --> 00:42:01,070
Stella.
729
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,910
BABIES CRYING
730
00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:08,709
Stella. Can you hear me?
731
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:10,669
Get him away from the kids.
732
00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:13,549
No, I...
I'm just trying to see my daughter!
733
00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:15,789
Stella Gallagher.
734
00:42:15,790 --> 00:42:19,828
Just... All right! Just... just
tell me that she's OK, yeah?
735
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:22,029
You're too late, she's gone.
736
00:42:24,029 --> 00:42:26,669
She only had chickenpox!
737
00:42:29,709 --> 00:42:34,548
(ISAAC)
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank!
738
00:42:34,549 --> 00:42:41,028
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank!
739
00:42:41,029 --> 00:42:42,788
(SOBS)
740
00:42:42,789 --> 00:42:45,269
I'm sorry.
741
00:42:46,869 --> 00:42:49,469
I'm sorry.
742
00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:57,829
(HE SOBS)
743
00:42:59,469 --> 00:43:01,709
(SOBBING)
744
00:43:03,469 --> 00:43:04,389
Where the fuck were you?
745
00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:06,628
I know. I know.
746
00:43:06,629 --> 00:43:09,428
If I could turn back the clock...
747
00:43:09,429 --> 00:43:11,348
Oh, fuck off.
748
00:43:11,349 --> 00:43:12,748
Oh!
749
00:43:12,749 --> 00:43:15,828
You're a selfish
self-centred piece of shit.
750
00:43:15,829 --> 00:43:18,868
All you do, all you've ever done,
is fuck people over,
751
00:43:18,869 --> 00:43:22,268
your family, your own kids.
752
00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:25,389
I needed you. Stella needed you.
753
00:43:28,429 --> 00:43:30,748
I've had it, Dad. I've had it.
754
00:43:30,749 --> 00:43:33,428
You know if...
if I could turn back the clock
755
00:43:33,429 --> 00:43:37,268
and do a deal with God
to put it right,
756
00:43:37,269 --> 00:43:38,348
I would!
757
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:42,188
You been on the gin? Always like
this when he's been on the gin.
758
00:43:42,189 --> 00:43:45,548
A sentimental maudlin twat.
759
00:43:45,549 --> 00:43:47,428
It's God's judgment.
760
00:43:47,429 --> 00:43:54,068
My penance for my sins is to live
with her death on my conscience,
761
00:43:54,069 --> 00:43:57,029
until the day
I'm called to answer for it.
762
00:44:00,629 --> 00:44:04,069
And that's right. All your fault.
763
00:44:07,429 --> 00:44:08,869
Don't know how you live with
yourself.
764
00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:10,269
BABY CRYING
765
00:44:13,029 --> 00:44:16,149
Fuck's sake, Stella.
We had him on the ropes, then.
766
00:44:18,309 --> 00:44:21,188
She's alive? Stella's alive?
767
00:44:21,189 --> 00:44:25,588
Temperature spiked. She had a fit.
Doctor said she's fine now.
768
00:44:25,589 --> 00:44:27,548
BABY CRYING
769
00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,588
She's alive!
770
00:44:35,748 --> 00:44:39,547
She's alive!
771
00:44:39,548 --> 00:44:41,467
She's...
772
00:44:41,468 --> 00:44:44,227
(JACKSON)
A mate of mine said
I should write my dad a letter.
773
00:44:44,228 --> 00:44:48,027
Sort all the shit out before he died.
Cos if I didn't, I'd regret it.
774
00:44:48,028 --> 00:44:51,947
Not long after,
I passed my dad in the street.
775
00:44:51,948 --> 00:44:55,627
For less than a second,
we looked at each other.
776
00:44:55,628 --> 00:44:58,907
Then we both looked away
like we were complete strangers.
777
00:44:58,908 --> 00:45:00,947
He'd let me go.
778
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:05,307
When you have your own,
you realise how hard that is.
779
00:45:05,308 --> 00:45:08,627
I know now that every shitty comment
or put-down my dad made
780
00:45:08,628 --> 00:45:10,707
was cos he loved me.
781
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,507
He couldn't help himself,
782
00:45:12,508 --> 00:45:15,867
cos he was terrified
I'd fuck my life up like he had.
783
00:45:15,868 --> 00:45:17,907
But it don't make it right,
784
00:45:17,908 --> 00:45:20,147
cos that's the same excuse
those nutters make
785
00:45:20,148 --> 00:45:22,627
who kill their kids
before topping themselves.
786
00:45:22,628 --> 00:45:25,387
"I did it because I loved 'em."
787
00:45:25,388 --> 00:45:27,307
If you're that fucked up,
788
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,907
do em a favour
and get out of the way.
789
00:45:29,908 --> 00:45:33,107
Cos as hard as it is,
if you wanna be part of their lives,
790
00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:34,507
you've got one option.
791
00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:39,548
That's to stand on the sidelines,
and cheer them on.
792
00:45:50,988 --> 00:45:54,347
Where there is darkness,
I shall bring the light.
793
00:45:54,348 --> 00:45:56,188
Jesus is doing no harm.
794
00:45:59,988 --> 00:46:00,987
Marty?!
795
00:46:00,988 --> 00:46:04,427
Not like some perv's buying
you a plant as a thank you
for trying to fuck you.
796
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,387
Wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
797
00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:07,667
It's an orgy!
798
00:46:07,668 --> 00:46:11,627
I've got more buying. I couldn't
get a punter past the God squad.
799
00:46:11,628 --> 00:46:13,388
Got another poster?
It's just for college.
800
00:46:13,389 --> 00:46:15,067
What do we do?
801
00:46:15,068 --> 00:46:16,787
Go round there and we nail 'em.
802
00:46:16,788 --> 00:46:17,867
Kill Jesus?
803
00:46:17,868 --> 00:46:19,587
I can't call that off.
804
00:46:19,588 --> 00:46:24,548
You can't call it off, but I can!
805
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,467
Nice try!
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