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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck all about knowing
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fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk, sending
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prices sky-high...literally.
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Literally taking the grass
from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your Con-Dem-nation...
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Liberals nozzing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke or what?!
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Is revolution a word
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
we cope better than average
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with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Pa-a-a-arty!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(KELLY) 'I had a paper round
when I was a kid.
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'There was this one fella who
I used to deliver to called Max.
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'Last house on me round.
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'He told me not to be so
wary of people.
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'Strangers are just friends
we haven't yet met.
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'I learned to take people on,
not to be afraid of folk,
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'be a bit more trusting.
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'And, yeah, a couple of
people have let me down.
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'My first boyfriend, that woman who
runs the bread stall on the market,
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'and Michael Barrymore.
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'But just cos you meet the odd
wolf in sheep's clothing, it doesn't
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'mean you should change the way
you think about folk, does it?
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'Take 'em as you find 'em,
and as Max would say
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'"suck it and see."'
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I'll mark you as a seven.
Usually go a bit younger, you see.
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Bigger tits and a tighter...
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Yeah all right...
get the picture.
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Maybe a six... Shame your boss ain't
a working girl. She'd be a nine.
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Lillian?!
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Pretty thing, big eyes and a f...
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In Lillian's absence, I'm the boss!
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Who fucking says so?!
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Lillian!
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Right. I'm off.
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Trixie can't service
this lot on her own.
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You'll have to get
stuck in then, won't you?
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If you walk out of that door,
you won't ever be allowed back.
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I mean it. You're sacked!
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You can't sack me.
No?
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Huh! No.
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I was going to work for the council
but I wanted to spend less time on
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paperwork and more time on
the actual job, you know?
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Custard cream?
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My favourite.
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Take two.
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Oh, I couldn't.
A moment on the lips.
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A lifetime on the hips!
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Exactly!
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Three piles of dog mess!
I was hoping for much more.
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The MP won't take three seriously.
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Mum, this is Jenny.
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Jenny Taylor.
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Jenny's going to be your carer.
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Remember you said we
could do with a bit of help.
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I said no such thing!
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No wonder so many elderly people lose
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their marbles, alone all day,
no company except the television.
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Antiques here, attic there,
auction this, cash that rubbish.
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Oh, finally, a bit of food. I've
had nothing to eat but dust and air.
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And then you bring me this?
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A bowl of disdain
served up on a tray of neglect.
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I work! I have a job now, mother.
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You've bitten off more than you
can chew. You can't look after me
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and hold down a job.
I meant you should stop working.
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Should I just, erm...?
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No, no.
Yes!
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She's staying.She's not.
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She is.
She isn't.
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Is.
Isn't.
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Is.
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I've been chasing you for ages.
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Why? Is your phone broke?
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Must be, seeing as I get about
a dozen texts a day off you.
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Oh, yeah...
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sorry about that, I, er...
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So, go on,
what do you want this time?
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I was wondering if you...
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If you, erm...
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A hammer!
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If you've got a hammer,
I mean, that I can borrow
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to put a picture up to my room?
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I'm putting a picture up!
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I'll pop round as soon
as I get a chance.
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A hammer?
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Sorry I missed your call.
Been tied up with my stalker.
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Sita, Is everything OK?
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Chesney's out.
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Right.
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Are you OK?
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I am now.
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BOTTLES RATTLE
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Kelly, love,
Bonnie's told me about...
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Bet she didn't tell you everything.
Swanning around saying she's boss!
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She is. When I'm not there, she is.
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I know you two have got
a few differences, but
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I'd like you to get along.
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She's sacked.
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She's sacked.
You can't sack me.
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I can do what the fuck I like!
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Stop it! The pair of you.
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You can't breeze in and out of
work whenever the mood takes you.
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And you can't sack anybody
unless you've talked to me first.
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You're letting her come back?
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She's a popular girl.
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Bonnie!
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Shane, get Lillian a drink.
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Marry me.
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Did you find everything
you were after today?
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Not everything, no.
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Well, if we haven't got what you
want, try somewhere else.
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You all right, mate?
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What's the matter with him?
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Search me.
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You weren't worried
about me, were you?
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I've had a couple
of drinks with Kelly.
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Thanks for waiting up for
me though, lovey, it's...
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Changing the locks?
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Thanks, sweetheart. You can go and
see Trixie now, she'll sort you out.
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You can't be too careful. Not round
here. Especially with all the work
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we've had done and lights, it's...
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Let me in, you daft ha'peth!
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Go away.
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Pardon?
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- Go away. - Pardon?
- Go away.
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Piss off out of it. Fuck off.
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(SING-SONG VOICE) Good morning!
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Now, I don't know how much
assistance you need.
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From you, none!
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But I thought I'd gently ease my way
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into your morning routine by making
a lovely bowl of porridge.
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I hate porridge.
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My mother used to love
her porridge of a morning.
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I am not your mother.
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No.
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Anyhoo, give it a whirl,
it's a bit of a speciality of mine.
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Oh! Too salty.
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Too sweet.
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Just right?
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Yes!
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Thanks for taking me
in last night, love.
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We weren't going to leave
you out here, were we?
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(LILLIAN MUMBLES) Love you, Mummy.
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Right, remember what I said.
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We've no idea what she'll do,
so be on your guard.
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KNOCKING
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All right, all right.
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Hiya, everyone!
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Come on in.
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What the fuck?!
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Still whiffs a bit
but what do ya reckon?
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Classy.
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Mint.
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Tacky.
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It's the kindest thing
anyone's ever done. Thank you.
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Did you have a nice time
at the hotel, Lills?
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Hotel?
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Yeah I booked her in, she couldn't
have stayed here
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last night, there were builders
all over the place.
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What've you done with all her stuff?
Photos, ornaments.
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I know it's not up to much
at the mo, but when Lills
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puts all her little piccies up
and that it'll be dead homely.
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And this?
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So she doesn't have to go down
to the kitchen to cook her meals.
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She gonna shit in a bucket and all?
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This is Lillian's house
and you can't...
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It's not. It's Bonnie's house now.
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I've signed it over to her. In case
I have to go into a care home.
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You don't need to go
into a care home.
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Not yet.
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She's my daughter, see. Not by blood.
I've adopted her.
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I'm officially Bonnie Tyler!
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Turn around, Bright Eyes.
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Twat.
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Fuck this.
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Why have you done this?
After everything we...
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I've looked after you, protected...
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Helped.
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Why do this?
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I need someone.
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You've got me, and I don't want
owt in return, you've got me.
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You've got your own life, love.
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Bonnie and me haven't.
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What would you like to do today?
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What do you propose?
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Well, one of the high number channels
has a Last of the Summer Wine marathon.
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No.
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The History Channel, for wartime?
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No.
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TV bingo?
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No.
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Ow! Concentrate on what
you're doing, will you?!
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Sorry.
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I've had a bellyful of
what this house has to offer.
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I want to get out and about
and see the world.
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Tatton Park, trip out to Fleetwood,
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the theatre.
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We Will Rock You
must be on somewhere.
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Jackson!
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Carl!
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Give me one good reason why
I shouldn't punch your lights out!
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What the fuck?
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Letitia's a child!
My child! Stay away!
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Listen I'm not...
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Texting each other
every five minutes?
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That's her! Not me.
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She's been following me around.
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Look. She's been sending me
stuff like this
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all the time, right
and I don't know what to do.
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I've been trying to put her off
but she won't take no for an answer.
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Here.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll kill her!
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Jackson! You can't go in
with all guns blazing!
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Like you said, she's a child.
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We could mess her up forever
if we don't deal with this properly.
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Make her fall out of love with you.
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Do it nicely.
Break her heart and I'll kill you.
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I mean it.
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She's a sensitive soul,
takes after me.
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I am. I'm still scarred by this girl
dumping me when I was 14.
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Tracy Russell?
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Yeah. Tracy Russell.
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Tracy fucking Russell?!
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What was that for?
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I wouldn't mind,
but she was minging!
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She was gorgeous!
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That's a good flash, that.
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I don't think I were smiling.
Do you want to take another?
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No, it's perfect.
I'll upload it later.
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Upload it?
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To the website.
It pays to advertise, you see.
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With a picture of me?
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I'm expanding the business, Lills.
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Granny fucks, Wayne Rooney specials.
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I can't do that.
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I just run things, I don't
do things. I just run things.
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Not any more.
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I wouldn't be able to,
the mechanics...
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It's like riding a bike.
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But I don't want to. I don't like
it. Never have, truth be told.
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New house rules - you suck off
or you fuck off, same for everyone.
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Really strong air freshener. To get
rid of the stench of old people.
254
00:15:12,058 --> 00:15:13,497
I thought we were going out.
255
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,457
We are out.
256
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,577
I love you.
257
00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:18,817
Sssh!
258
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,177
I don't care who hears.
259
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,417
I do!
260
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:22,697
I want us to be together.
261
00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:23,937
There is no us, Carl.
262
00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:25,617
No.
263
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:29,617
There fucking isn't!
264
00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:34,377
She's not just another fuck! I swear,
I love her. I fucking love her.
265
00:15:34,378 --> 00:15:35,777
Then you're fucked.
266
00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:37,457
You heard of honour killings?
267
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,017
Don't be daft.
268
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:41,057
You don't know her family, mate.
269
00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:44,417
At the very least they'll cut her
out. She won't have anyone, or...
270
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:48,217
She'll have me.
271
00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:50,937
It's all down to your faith.
272
00:15:50,938 --> 00:15:53,657
She could never be with
someone who wasn't a Muslim.
273
00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:55,097
I'll convert then.
274
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:57,897
I mean it, I'll do whatever it takes.
I'll convert.
275
00:15:57,898 --> 00:15:59,697
It's not just about dressing up.
276
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,577
To be a good Muslim,
you have to have a pure heart,
277
00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:04,577
live a good life.
278
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:08,577
Yeah, I know. And I will.
279
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,577
You've been dealing in stolen cars.
280
00:16:15,578 --> 00:16:18,857
And you've been driving them.
281
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:21,137
BEEPING
Your admirer again?
282
00:16:21,138 --> 00:16:23,897
You need to sort that out.
283
00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:26,737
I want to sort this first.
284
00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:29,937
I know we've got something.
285
00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:33,737
The way we were yesterday...
286
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,777
..I know you felt it, too.
287
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:39,377
And I'm sorry for asking you to marry
me, maybe we should take our time.
288
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:40,497
No.
289
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:43,297
I'm getting married already.
I'm going to Pakistan.
290
00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:47,297
It's set and everything. Sorry.
291
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,417
When a man and woman
love each other...
292
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:57,297
But what about when a man loves a man
and a woman loves a woman?
293
00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:58,977
That's different.
294
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,257
How?
295
00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:03,297
Let's just stick to
the matter in hand.
296
00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:06,937
Go on, then.
297
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,657
When a man and a woman
love each other...
298
00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:13,657
You're not going to say a "special
kiss" or a "special hug" are you?
299
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:16,897
No...
300
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:20,337
Of course not.
301
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:21,857
The sperm...
302
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:24,457
..swims.
303
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,017
It can swim?
304
00:17:26,018 --> 00:17:27,337
Yeah.
305
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,297
Continue.
306
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,377
It swims to the egg...
307
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,817
How does it get there?
308
00:17:34,818 --> 00:17:37,457
I mean, I get the egg bit, yeah?
309
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:41,217
But the sperm,
how does that get there?
310
00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:45,217
Erm...
311
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,177
Erm...
312
00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:51,697
Er...
313
00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:55,697
Avril!
314
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:29,457
Collectibles In Your Cellar's
on in a few minutes.
315
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:35,697
They're mine.
316
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,137
Those chocolates. They're mine.
317
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,257
Oh.
318
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:43,617
You know,
I don't think this is working out.
319
00:18:43,618 --> 00:18:46,657
Me and you.
I don't go anywhere, do anything.
320
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:50,657
It's the same as it was before.
But with less chocolates.
321
00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:53,537
I think it'd be best
if you moved on.
322
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,017
You can't ask me to move on.
Well, you can ask me,
323
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:59,497
but it won't make any difference.
I'm employed by your daughter.
324
00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:03,497
You have absolutely no say
in the matter.
325
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:20,057
As well as the makeover
and the installation
326
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:24,057
of the CCTV system to make your working
environment safer and happier,
327
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:27,537
Bruno here will be on hand 24/7.
328
00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,097
A pimp?
329
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,297
His title is
Leisure and Recreation Manager.
330
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:31,937
A pimp.
331
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,297
Bruno will also ensure that your
payments are present and correct.
332
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:36,577
Never had trouble before.
333
00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:39,137
Not just from the punters,
but also from the girls.
334
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:43,137
This refurbishment costs.
This is payback time.
335
00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:45,577
House cuts will rise to 70%.
336
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:46,777
Fuck off!
337
00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:50,137
You'll be no worse off, there's more
customers coming through the door already.
338
00:19:50,138 --> 00:19:53,297
It's a little knocking shop,
not the fucking Chicken Ranch!
339
00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:57,297
Bruno will also be collecting
200 week rent money from all of you.
340
00:19:57,298 --> 00:20:01,177
Taxi drivers rent their cars,
hairdressers hire their chairs,
341
00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:03,417
you ladies will be renting your beds.
342
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,777
No way!
343
00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,977
Feel free to leave any time you want.
344
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,617
I am doing.
345
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,657
You're all free to ply your trade
346
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:14,657
with the other 10 quid a throw
crackhead girls on the streets.
347
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:19,337
Because I'd ensure no other parlour
in Manchester would take any of you.
348
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:28,257
Wake up!
You fucking tramp!
349
00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:29,657
Oh, fuck.
350
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:30,937
You slept here?
351
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,777
Must've, yeah.
352
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:35,777
You're turning into your dad.
353
00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:38,057
Look, the police have been round.
354
00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:41,057
They wanted a word with Sita
about that stolen car shit.
355
00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:42,977
Apparently she was IDed.
356
00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:44,457
Could it get any worse?
357
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,817
Had a word with Letitia yet?
358
00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:48,217
Yeah, I'm on it.
359
00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:49,217
Liar!
360
00:20:49,218 --> 00:20:50,497
Go easy, won't you?
361
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:51,457
Will do.
362
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,377
No, you won't. You'll just stick your
head in the sand, like you always do.
363
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,177
Yeah, and what's it
got to do with you?
364
00:20:56,178 --> 00:20:58,337
I thought you was trying to
be a good Muslim?
365
00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:00,617
What's the point?
366
00:21:00,618 --> 00:21:04,617
Sita's going, in't she.
Fucking arranged marriage bollocks.
367
00:21:05,578 --> 00:21:09,417
Sort yourself out,
Letitia and the police.
368
00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:13,417
Leave the arranged marriage to me.
369
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,857
Oh, good. I was worried
I might have missed you.
370
00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:26,537
Would you take a look at that!
371
00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:28,457
It's all the fresh air, I think.
372
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,057
We've had a trip out,
373
00:21:30,058 --> 00:21:33,337
to that woodland trail on the other
side of the estate. Mere Bottom?
374
00:21:33,338 --> 00:21:36,217
Oh, you don't know it?
Oh, it's lovely.
375
00:21:36,218 --> 00:21:39,057
I'll take you there,
get a nice picnic together and...
376
00:21:39,058 --> 00:21:40,097
What?
377
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,457
It's nothing.
378
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,777
Oh, go on. You can tell me.
379
00:21:43,778 --> 00:21:45,537
Oh, it's just Mum was complaining
380
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:49,537
earlier that she never goes anywhere.
Clearly, she spoke too soon.
381
00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:53,777
It is quite common for a caree to be upset with
their carer, especially in the early days.
382
00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:58,337
They have expectations which can sometimes
be unrealistic. But not in your mother's case.
383
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,577
There'll be plenty of trips out,
don't you worry.
384
00:22:01,578 --> 00:22:02,617
I'm sorry.
385
00:22:02,618 --> 00:22:06,177
Don't be, she's your mum
and you want the best for her.
386
00:22:06,178 --> 00:22:10,057
And you can talk to me
about anything, you know.
387
00:22:10,058 --> 00:22:14,057
Not just in my capacity
as a carer but also as a friend.
388
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:28,177
We prefer groups to book ahead.
389
00:22:28,178 --> 00:22:30,137
A little bird
told me what you're up to.
390
00:22:30,138 --> 00:22:31,497
A little bottle-blonde bird?
391
00:22:31,498 --> 00:22:34,457
It's time you were fucking off.
392
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,297
Give us the keys.
393
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:38,857
Keys!
394
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,537
It's all right. It's all right,
Bruno.
395
00:22:42,538 --> 00:22:45,577
Don't fuck me about, cuntstick.
396
00:22:45,578 --> 00:22:47,737
I can make you disappear for good.
397
00:22:47,738 --> 00:22:48,777
You'd kill me?
398
00:22:48,778 --> 00:22:51,097
Nothing would give me
greater pleasure.
399
00:22:51,098 --> 00:22:54,737
Well, if you do that, then the tape
of your little threat will be
400
00:22:54,738 --> 00:22:57,497
in police hands
before my body's cold.
401
00:22:57,498 --> 00:22:59,537
Got it?
I like to think I'm fair,
402
00:22:59,538 --> 00:23:02,737
and I respect you as
a fellow businesswoman.
403
00:23:02,738 --> 00:23:06,737
So, I'm going to up your
protection fee to, let's say, 20%?
404
00:23:08,978 --> 00:23:12,977
Plenty of other firms
will take it if you don't.
405
00:23:14,818 --> 00:23:16,257
Shane!
406
00:23:16,258 --> 00:23:20,257
Maguire business,
not Shane and Kelly business.
407
00:23:44,698 --> 00:23:46,217
Libby.
408
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,897
Ssh.
409
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:50,217
It's really early. I'm off to work.
410
00:23:50,218 --> 00:23:52,137
No, don't go.
411
00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:54,497
Just go back to sleep.
412
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:56,937
Think Jenny will be here later,
take you out again.
413
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:59,777
She's not kind...
414
00:23:59,778 --> 00:24:02,297
Just go back to sleep.
415
00:24:02,298 --> 00:24:06,297
I think she's drugging me.
416
00:24:09,258 --> 00:24:13,257
See you later.
417
00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:17,057
Don't go. Please.
418
00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:18,737
If you need anything, ask Bruno.
419
00:24:18,738 --> 00:24:20,977
He'll report back to me
on a weekly basis.
420
00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:24,617
I don't need anything,
I just need you.
421
00:24:24,618 --> 00:24:28,257
Bonnie, love. You're upsetting me,
and you're upsetting the girls.
422
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,057
And you're wrecking people's lives.
423
00:24:30,058 --> 00:24:32,297
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
424
00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:35,737
It's business.
Cut away dead wood,
425
00:24:35,738 --> 00:24:38,377
highlight the assets,
maximise profitability.
426
00:24:38,378 --> 00:24:39,777
What about us?
427
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,217
See ya.
428
00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,217
That yours?!
429
00:24:42,218 --> 00:24:43,057
Duh!
430
00:24:43,058 --> 00:24:44,217
Yes.
431
00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:47,537
If you're so well off, why are
you taking everything off me?
432
00:24:47,538 --> 00:24:51,537
I haven't taken, Lillian.
You've given.
433
00:24:54,258 --> 00:24:55,697
You all right?
434
00:24:55,698 --> 00:24:59,697
No, but I will be.
435
00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:05,494
Ah!
436
00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:13,092
Me leg!
I think I've pulled me G-string.
437
00:25:13,293 --> 00:25:17,292
Come on.
438
00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:22,532
Put your arm round.
439
00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:28,418
Had to slip into something cooler.
440
00:25:29,368 --> 00:25:31,887
I think something's wrong
with the central heating,
441
00:25:31,888 --> 00:25:34,127
it keeps playing up.
Brought you a drink too.
442
00:25:34,128 --> 00:25:36,127
So where's this thing
you wanted me to put up?
443
00:25:36,128 --> 00:25:40,127
Oh, that? Oh, I managed it, ta.
444
00:25:46,968 --> 00:25:50,327
Sorry, I tripped or something.
Let me dry it for you.
445
00:25:50,328 --> 00:25:53,087
It's all right. S'all right.
446
00:25:53,088 --> 00:25:54,247
No, come on.
447
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:55,807
Leave it!
448
00:25:55,808 --> 00:25:57,927
It's a bit embarrassing.
449
00:25:57,928 --> 00:26:00,807
I've got this... skin thing.
450
00:26:00,808 --> 00:26:02,887
Eczema.
451
00:26:02,888 --> 00:26:06,407
But worse, it's flaky.
452
00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:08,727
It comes off in sheets.
And it's contagious.
453
00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:10,407
I'm not bothered, Carl.
454
00:26:10,408 --> 00:26:12,007
I am!
455
00:26:12,008 --> 00:26:13,167
My mum and dad are out.
456
00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:14,767
So who's this ugly lot? JLS?
457
00:26:14,768 --> 00:26:18,287
Jay-Z, Tupac, Snoop.
458
00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:20,447
Oh, right.
459
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:21,927
You don't like all that shit, do you?
460
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:22,967
Shit?
461
00:26:22,968 --> 00:26:25,607
Yeah, rap, it's music for
middle class white kids, innit?
462
00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:28,727
They're the only ones daft enough
to listen to all that
463
00:26:28,728 --> 00:26:32,727
pretend gangster bollocks.
464
00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:42,767
DOOR SHUTS
465
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:48,447
How do you know if your kid's got
a nut allergy?
466
00:26:48,448 --> 00:26:50,534
Dunno. Give 'em one, I suppose,
and see what happens.
467
00:26:50,535 --> 00:26:53,453
Give us a bag of dry roasted,
will ya?
468
00:26:53,454 --> 00:26:55,293
She's a bit young, in't she?
469
00:26:55,294 --> 00:26:57,533
Salted, then.
470
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,733
Might go up to Mere Bottom again.
471
00:26:59,734 --> 00:27:01,373
Lovely.
472
00:27:01,374 --> 00:27:02,653
Thanks, Libby.
473
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,053
Look who I bumped into!
474
00:27:04,054 --> 00:27:05,213
Hiya.
475
00:27:05,214 --> 00:27:06,493
That's me done.
476
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:09,053
Could I have an orange juice please?
And?
477
00:27:09,054 --> 00:27:09,613
Pint.
478
00:27:09,614 --> 00:27:13,293
I could have one myself,
little post-work tipple.
479
00:27:13,294 --> 00:27:16,853
It's not as if I have to rush
back and attend to Mother, is it?
480
00:27:16,854 --> 00:27:18,373
So, you're Patty's carer, are you?
481
00:27:18,374 --> 00:27:18,813
Yeah.
482
00:27:18,814 --> 00:27:22,813
Must be nice to having bit of help?
I can't fault you, honestly I can't.
483
00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:26,853
My grandad lived with us
for years when I was a kid.
484
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,693
He was losing his marbles.
Fucking torture.
485
00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:33,693
Don't get me wrong, loved him
to bits, like you and your ma.
486
00:27:34,214 --> 00:27:36,573
But it takes over your life,
doesn't it?
487
00:27:36,574 --> 00:27:38,253
It completely takes over.
488
00:27:38,254 --> 00:27:42,253
It was a blessing when he eventually
pegged it...know what I mean?
489
00:27:48,854 --> 00:27:52,013
Parents, eh? Can't live with them...
490
00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:56,013
And you can't kill 'em.
491
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:01,213
Yeah. Yvonne Karib.
492
00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:03,733
She's there somewhere.
493
00:28:03,734 --> 00:28:06,133
It's me mum.
494
00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:09,653
Sorry, is there anyone there
who understands English?
495
00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,573
It's Pakistan.
Carl told me everything.
496
00:28:12,574 --> 00:28:16,573
See if we can get the
arranged marriage called off.
497
00:28:19,174 --> 00:28:20,013
I thought you wanted rid of me?
498
00:28:20,014 --> 00:28:21,053
Carl doesn't.
499
00:28:21,054 --> 00:28:22,613
It's got fuck all to do with Carl.
500
00:28:22,614 --> 00:28:23,653
What's going on?
501
00:28:23,654 --> 00:28:25,613
There is no arranged marriage.
502
00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:28,093
I made it up.
503
00:28:28,094 --> 00:28:29,373
Why?
504
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,573
I'm a good Muslim girl,
studying to be a doctor and he's...
505
00:28:32,574 --> 00:28:35,533
He's not good enough for you?
506
00:28:35,534 --> 00:28:38,253
If you think you're better
than him... you're wrong.
507
00:28:38,254 --> 00:28:39,933
He's getting me involved
in all kinds of shit.
508
00:28:39,934 --> 00:28:41,053
Oh, boo hoo.
509
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,213
The fucking police!
510
00:28:42,214 --> 00:28:46,213
I mean, how many junior doctors
do you know with a criminal record?
511
00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:49,013
So I'm going to Pakistan,
512
00:28:49,014 --> 00:28:51,093
but just for the summer,
and when I come back,
513
00:28:51,094 --> 00:28:53,293
I'll tell him I'm married and then
he'll have to leave me alone.
514
00:28:53,294 --> 00:28:57,293
If you go...you go for good.
515
00:29:03,054 --> 00:29:04,093
I went to the cop shop.
516
00:29:04,094 --> 00:29:05,133
And?
517
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,213
Told 'em it was me.
518
00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:07,973
Did they believe you?
519
00:29:07,974 --> 00:29:09,933
Not until I told 'em my name.
520
00:29:09,934 --> 00:29:13,933
Reckon I might get a caution,
maybe community service.
521
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:19,013
But the main thing is,
you're off the hook.
522
00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:20,653
I've sorted Letitia.
523
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:24,213
He just wasn't the person
that I thought he was.
524
00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,813
They never are, love.
525
00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:27,253
In a good way.
526
00:29:27,254 --> 00:29:30,973
And I've proved that I can lead
a pure life, like a good Muslim.
527
00:29:30,974 --> 00:29:34,973
I've even quit my job
with the Maguires.
528
00:29:36,854 --> 00:29:40,213
I don't feel the same as you.
529
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:43,813
Look, we had a laugh,
but it's time to move on now.
530
00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:45,893
Move on, grow up.
531
00:29:45,894 --> 00:29:48,373
No. No!
532
00:29:48,374 --> 00:29:50,373
I need to finish packing.
533
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:51,413
Sita?
534
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:55,413
You're nothing special, you know.
Just some chavvy lad with a hard-on.
535
00:29:56,974 --> 00:30:00,973
Go on, fuck off.
536
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:11,293
Home alone!
537
00:30:11,294 --> 00:30:15,013
Hello, hello! Sorry I'm a bit late.
538
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,813
I picked up a bit of shopping.
539
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:19,173
Patricia? Where are you?
540
00:30:19,174 --> 00:30:22,853
In here.
541
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,573
Isn't Aidan a bit old for marbles?
542
00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:28,573
He ought to be careful, leaving these lying
around. Someone could have an accident.
543
00:30:43,014 --> 00:30:47,013
Mum, I brought you back some chips
for your lunchish tea brunch.
544
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,013
I know you probably won't want them,
545
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:54,013
but if I hadn't got you any,
you'd just have pinched mine.
546
00:30:54,974 --> 00:30:58,973
S'funny.
547
00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:08,286
This rope's too tight!
548
00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:11,726
I know you're not going to run away,
but I don't want you falling out
549
00:31:11,727 --> 00:31:14,086
and hurting yourself.
550
00:31:14,087 --> 00:31:16,806
Not yet, anyway.
551
00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:20,806
The hurting comes later.
552
00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:26,921
That's it, good girl.
553
00:31:26,922 --> 00:31:30,921
Yes, good girl!
554
00:31:32,522 --> 00:31:36,521
Medicine time for Jenny, too.
555
00:31:44,122 --> 00:31:47,561
I always wanted to go camping.
556
00:31:47,562 --> 00:31:51,321
Never could, though.
557
00:31:51,322 --> 00:31:53,841
D'you know why?
558
00:31:53,842 --> 00:31:55,561
My parents were sick.
559
00:31:55,562 --> 00:31:59,561
All my life, I've been smothered,
confined,
560
00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,721
held back by sick old people.
561
00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:06,721
Daddy fell ill shortly after
I was born.
562
00:32:07,722 --> 00:32:09,561
I wasn't allowed to do anything.
563
00:32:09,562 --> 00:32:13,561
No chocolates and television for
Jenny, for fear of disturbing Daddy.
564
00:32:19,322 --> 00:32:23,321
He lay on a bed in our front room
dying throughout my entire childhood.
565
00:32:26,042 --> 00:32:29,601
And the smell, oh, my...
566
00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:33,441
Daddy eventually died
when I was about to leave school.
567
00:32:33,442 --> 00:32:37,321
I'd decided on a career
in medicine.
568
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,801
Then mummy fell ill.
569
00:32:39,802 --> 00:32:43,241
I had to look after mummy,
nurse her until she died.
570
00:32:43,242 --> 00:32:46,921
And when she did eventually die,
571
00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:50,921
after many, many, many
years of sickness...
572
00:32:52,882 --> 00:32:56,881
I was free.
573
00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:03,761
Libby needs her freedom, too.
574
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:08,041
Do you understand?
575
00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:14,281
Yeah.
576
00:33:14,282 --> 00:33:17,081
Like a collateralized
debt obligation, you know?
577
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:21,081
A junior tranche will
have the main default risk,
578
00:33:21,322 --> 00:33:23,081
so, yeah, you'll
have to offer them a...
579
00:33:23,082 --> 00:33:24,761
KNOCKING
580
00:33:24,762 --> 00:33:26,281
Holy fuck!
581
00:33:26,282 --> 00:33:30,281
It's a bit parky up here, cock,
can you let us in?
582
00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:34,641
How did you get up here?
583
00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:38,641
Window cleaner.
584
00:33:51,642 --> 00:33:54,921
Have we met before?
585
00:33:54,922 --> 00:33:57,321
You think there's a big conspiracy?
586
00:33:57,322 --> 00:34:01,281
A revenge thing.
587
00:34:01,282 --> 00:34:03,201
Like you killed my sister?
588
00:34:03,202 --> 00:34:05,761
No, Lillian, we haven't met before.
589
00:34:05,762 --> 00:34:07,001
Are you sure?
590
00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:09,361
Name one place in the world
you've been
591
00:34:09,362 --> 00:34:10,721
I would have wanted to visit.
592
00:34:10,722 --> 00:34:12,041
Lytham St Annes?
593
00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,481
It doesn't make sense.
594
00:34:13,482 --> 00:34:16,561
If you're so successful,
why pick on Chatsworth and on me?
595
00:34:16,562 --> 00:34:19,041
You're a casualty of business,
that's all,
596
00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:23,001
there were dozens before you,
there'll be dozens after.
597
00:34:23,002 --> 00:34:27,001
Is there any way we could get
back to where we were before?
598
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:35,401
Before we met?
599
00:34:35,402 --> 00:34:37,281
No, I mean Kelly
and the girls are really upset,
600
00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:40,441
and I'd like to make it all right
with them, but at the same time
601
00:34:40,442 --> 00:34:42,601
I don't want to lose you.
602
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,001
You still want
some kind of relationship?
603
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:49,001
A mother's love is unconditional.
604
00:35:36,362 --> 00:35:38,641
Maybe you should move on then?
605
00:35:38,642 --> 00:35:40,241
Find somebody your own age?
606
00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:42,441
Some brain-dead lad who
smells of yoghurt,
607
00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:46,441
and has pictures of Shakira
all over his bedroom walls? No, ta.
608
00:35:53,002 --> 00:35:55,321
Yeah.
609
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,041
No!
610
00:35:57,042 --> 00:36:00,321
If Carl Gallagher thinks this is
over, he's got another thing coming.
611
00:36:00,322 --> 00:36:04,321
This is just the beginning.
612
00:36:05,402 --> 00:36:09,401
Right, time I was heading home,
see how me bidding's going on eBay.
613
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:14,281
Charles and Diana
Royal Wedding china mug.
614
00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:17,001
Starting bid a pound,
can you believe that?
615
00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:18,121
I... I'm frightened.
616
00:36:18,122 --> 00:36:19,481
And I'm not?
617
00:36:19,482 --> 00:36:23,481
I've got to walk back on my own!
618
00:36:27,522 --> 00:36:28,881
I'm too young to die!
619
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:30,241
Hardly.
620
00:36:30,242 --> 00:36:31,921
I haven't said my goodbyes.
621
00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:33,081
To who?
622
00:36:33,082 --> 00:36:35,041
My daughter,
the only thing I have.
623
00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:37,481
Don't pretend you love her now.
624
00:36:37,482 --> 00:36:39,041
But I do!
625
00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:40,401
(FIENDISH CACKLE)
626
00:36:40,402 --> 00:36:44,401
You won't get very far
with flat tyres.
627
00:36:44,442 --> 00:36:45,921
Mum, Mum?
628
00:36:45,922 --> 00:36:49,921
Libby, Libby!
629
00:36:54,802 --> 00:36:57,761
She should be home,
not out here in the cold.
630
00:36:57,762 --> 00:36:59,361
She's drugging me!
631
00:36:59,362 --> 00:37:00,561
You and me...
632
00:37:00,562 --> 00:37:02,281
we're like Thelma and Louise!
633
00:37:02,282 --> 00:37:06,281
I hate to see you suffer, Libby,
I don't want you
634
00:37:06,402 --> 00:37:08,761
to have to go through
what I had to go through.
635
00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:09,481
It's not fair.
636
00:37:09,482 --> 00:37:11,161
What are you saying?
637
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:12,201
We'll leave her.
638
00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:13,281
Here?
639
00:37:13,282 --> 00:37:16,081
It won't be murder,
or even assisted suicide.
640
00:37:16,082 --> 00:37:18,281
It'll be natural causes.
Exposure.
641
00:37:18,282 --> 00:37:19,481
She's my mum!
642
00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:21,721
She's a burden on us both.
643
00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:23,841
Well, you don't have to
worry about that any more.
644
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,001
You're sacked.
645
00:37:25,002 --> 00:37:27,881
No!
646
00:37:27,882 --> 00:37:29,721
No, I'm your friend!
647
00:37:29,722 --> 00:37:33,721
You're not, you're really not.
648
00:37:34,442 --> 00:37:36,481
Come on, Mum,
let's get you out of here.
649
00:37:36,482 --> 00:37:40,481
Look out!
650
00:37:42,202 --> 00:37:43,841
You can't be serious!
651
00:37:43,842 --> 00:37:47,841
Time to say goodbye.
652
00:37:59,602 --> 00:38:00,841
Sorry, Mummy.
653
00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:02,241
I'm not your mummy!
654
00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:06,241
I'm not your mummy.
655
00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:14,721
I love you, Mum!
656
00:38:14,722 --> 00:38:15,761
Oh, be careful.
657
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:16,961
My new coat.
658
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,961
Come on now, get me home.
659
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:28,041
The other week,
I went out with my friend,
660
00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:31,561
to celebrate my birthday,
my 17th.
661
00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:35,561
We had dinner in this restaurant,
drank champagne,
662
00:38:35,562 --> 00:38:39,561
and ended up in bed back at this
really zsuzsi hotel.
663
00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:44,001
That was my first time.
664
00:38:44,002 --> 00:38:48,001
The first time I had sex.
665
00:38:49,482 --> 00:38:53,041
Sex that I wanted.
666
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:56,121
I'd done it before.
667
00:38:56,122 --> 00:38:59,441
But never wanted to.
668
00:38:59,442 --> 00:39:03,241
I was forced to.
669
00:39:03,242 --> 00:39:06,441
To make money.
670
00:39:06,442 --> 00:39:10,441
Men, all queuing up to fuck me,
fuck every part of me,
671
00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:15,201
and film me, group sex, one on one,
humiliation, domination...
672
00:39:17,002 --> 00:39:20,161
It's all on the internet,
for everyone to see.
673
00:39:20,162 --> 00:39:22,441
And I did it all.
674
00:39:22,442 --> 00:39:26,441
All from being ten.
675
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:32,241
Ten years old,
I was put on the game.
676
00:39:32,882 --> 00:39:35,441
By my mum.
677
00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:37,121
Not step-mother.
678
00:39:37,122 --> 00:39:41,121
My actual, unconditional
loving mother.
679
00:39:57,682 --> 00:39:59,961
I'd prefer a cup of tea.
680
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,481
This is 200 quid
a throw stuff, this!
681
00:40:03,482 --> 00:40:06,641
Why would anyone want to spend
200 on a drink?
682
00:40:06,642 --> 00:40:09,081
And what's all this?
683
00:40:09,082 --> 00:40:11,561
This place, your car...
684
00:40:11,562 --> 00:40:13,361
Why would anyone
want all this stuff?
685
00:40:13,362 --> 00:40:15,721
Wouldn't you?
686
00:40:15,722 --> 00:40:19,321
Oh, no, I'd be awake half the night
worrying if it was safe and that.
687
00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:22,361
There's more important
things in life than stuff.
688
00:40:22,362 --> 00:40:23,761
Like?
689
00:40:23,762 --> 00:40:24,801
Us.
690
00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:26,641
There is no 'us'.
691
00:40:26,642 --> 00:40:27,721
There isn't.
692
00:40:27,722 --> 00:40:31,441
I saw your face that day when I
adopted you, and you took my name.
693
00:40:31,442 --> 00:40:33,401
I can't believe that's it.
694
00:40:33,402 --> 00:40:36,481
You're a bit too old for a formal
adoption but a legal name change,
695
00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:39,321
that's a step
in the right direction.
696
00:40:39,322 --> 00:40:42,001
Welcome to the family, Bonnie Tyler.
697
00:40:42,002 --> 00:40:46,001
Thanks, Mum.
698
00:40:47,282 --> 00:40:48,921
It was all bollocks, Lillian,
699
00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:52,201
part of the plan,
I didn't give two shits.
700
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:53,921
The best actresses in the world,
701
00:40:53,922 --> 00:40:56,321
the Farrah Fawcetts,
Mary Streep, Barbara Knox,
702
00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:59,761
they couldn't have
looked like you did that day.
703
00:40:59,762 --> 00:41:01,521
That wasn't fake.
704
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:04,121
I looked into your eyes
and we were both a bit teary.
705
00:41:04,122 --> 00:41:05,361
Hay fever.
706
00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:09,281
I saw what I saw,
and I know what you thought,
707
00:41:09,282 --> 00:41:13,281
and that look that you had,
that was real.
708
00:41:37,282 --> 00:41:41,281
One last thing.
709
00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,361
I used to want things,
710
00:42:06,362 --> 00:42:09,881
then I realised
that stuff isn't important.
711
00:42:09,882 --> 00:42:13,881
True happiness is what
lies inside yourself.
712
00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:18,001
This might sound a bit daft,
but I've met a lot of people,
713
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,841
and out of everyone
in this world,
714
00:42:19,842 --> 00:42:23,001
or in the previous life,
you are the only person
715
00:42:23,002 --> 00:42:26,401
that reminds me of myself.
716
00:42:26,402 --> 00:42:28,481
You and me are the same person.
717
00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:31,201
What the fuck are you on about?
718
00:42:31,202 --> 00:42:33,401
Me and my mum, and you and yours.
719
00:42:33,402 --> 00:42:35,601
The only difference
is yours loved you.
720
00:42:35,602 --> 00:42:38,361
Did she fuck!
721
00:42:38,362 --> 00:42:40,281
She stayed with you.
722
00:42:40,282 --> 00:42:42,361
Mine didn't,
she left me on a doorstep.
723
00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:44,647
Your mum must've loved you.
She kept you.
724
00:42:45,844 --> 00:42:47,123
Now, I'm not like my mum.
725
00:42:47,124 --> 00:42:48,483
I won't walk out on you.
726
00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:52,483
You've got me for life and there's
nothing you can do to separate us.
727
00:42:53,684 --> 00:42:55,483
I love you.
728
00:42:55,484 --> 00:42:58,443
And you don't have to say
anything back, it's OK.
729
00:42:58,444 --> 00:43:02,443
Silence speaks volumes.
730
00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:07,123
There's nothing I want from you,
731
00:43:07,124 --> 00:43:09,083
although the keys would be nice.
732
00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:12,363
And things to get back the way
they were with Kelly and the girls.
733
00:43:12,364 --> 00:43:14,323
I won't put any pressure on you.
734
00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:15,723
I won't be coming round.
735
00:43:15,724 --> 00:43:17,363
I'll just wait
for you to come to me.
736
00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:21,363
And you'll always be welcome,
darling.
737
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,363
Bye, sweetheart.
738
00:44:01,364 --> 00:44:05,363
Love ya!
739
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:12,403
'Kids can be horrible to their
mums, little kids, you know,
740
00:44:12,404 --> 00:44:14,763
'you'll see 'em shouting,
throwing tantrums,
741
00:44:14,764 --> 00:44:16,483
'even hitting their mums.
742
00:44:16,484 --> 00:44:19,043
'Nobody else on earth
puts up with that.
743
00:44:19,044 --> 00:44:21,283
'If you behave like that
with anyone else,
744
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,883
'you'd fetch up with no friends,
no boyfriend.
745
00:44:23,884 --> 00:44:25,803
'But you'd always have a mum.
746
00:44:25,804 --> 00:44:27,529
'Mums make you soup
when you're poorly,
747
00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:29,514
'tuck you into bed
at the end of the day
748
00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:33,242
'and someone to give you a hug
when you've had your heart broken.
749
00:44:33,243 --> 00:44:36,282
'There's no-one else who'll do
that for you, 'cept your mum.
750
00:44:36,283 --> 00:44:38,682
'If you're lucky enough
to have one, that is.
751
00:44:38,683 --> 00:44:40,002
'I never had one, me.
752
00:44:40,003 --> 00:44:43,602
'I made me own soup, tucked
myself in and looked after myself.
753
00:44:43,603 --> 00:44:47,602
'It can harden you, that, make
you tough, cold-hearted or...
754
00:44:48,203 --> 00:44:52,162
'it can make you care, make you
want to look after someone else.
755
00:44:52,163 --> 00:44:54,602
'Someone less fortunate
than yourself.
756
00:44:54,603 --> 00:44:58,602
'Make you into a mum.'
757
00:44:58,923 --> 00:45:01,002
Uncle Robert!
758
00:45:01,003 --> 00:45:02,322
Bobbi. With an I.
759
00:45:02,323 --> 00:45:04,402
Scouse transvestite,
hardly convincing.
760
00:45:04,403 --> 00:45:06,002
Two days, Max,
and he's out of here.
761
00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:07,522
B.A.P.
762
00:45:07,523 --> 00:45:09,202
British Alliance Party.
763
00:45:09,203 --> 00:45:10,602
I hope you like white.
764
00:45:10,603 --> 00:45:12,962
I like most whites.
765
00:45:12,963 --> 00:45:14,002
I'm a woman.
Cock.
766
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,162
Woman.
Cock.
767
00:45:16,163 --> 00:45:18,482
You'd do best to remember
who pays your wages.
768
00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:22,482
You work for me, or for him,
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