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Anyone watching, thinking we know
fuck all about knowing fuck all
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about owt, needs
to watch their back...
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high - literally.
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Literally, taking the grass
from its own roots!
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Now you've got the ConDemNation.
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Liberals nozzing Tories like altar boys
picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?!
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
we cope better than average
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with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown
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Necking mushrooms rarely found
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This green and pleasant land
of ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak, yak!
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..it's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now!
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Party!
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'Some people are born bad.
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'Some are born good.
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'You know,
got a lot of love to give.'
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Mam.You want a kid of your own,
go and make one.
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'And I'm not talking carnal.
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'Cos if you can't
get a shag on a Saturday night,
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'there's summat
seriously wrong with you.
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'I'm talking unconditional. I want someone
to love who loves me as much as I love them.
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'Someone to have a trust with.
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'An understanding.'
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You're all right, Dad,
we'll get our own(!)
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'I want a meeting of minds.
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'So...'
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JUKEBOX PLAYS
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♪ Can anybody
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♪ Find me
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♪ Somebody to love?
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♪ Each morning I get up,
I die a little
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♪ Can barely stand on my feet
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♪ Take a look at yourself
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♪ I take a look in the mirror
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♪ And cry, Lord,
what you doing to me?
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♪ I've spent all my years
in believing you
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♪ But I just can't get no relief
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♪ Lord, somebody
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♪ Somebody
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♪ Somebody
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♪ Somebody
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♪ Can anybody find me...? ♪
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'Fuck that.
I'm not on me last legs yet.'
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I've got so much love to give.
I just need someone to give it to.
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I've got Trixie on a special.
You and a mate, two's up, 20 quid.
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Chicken in a basket, as much
advocaat as you can hold down.
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And she's as tight as a gnat's chuff
since her trip to Thailand.
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'Then just when you least expect it,
just what you least expect.'
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You paid for it?
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A charitable donation.
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And it's a her, not an it.
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Vermin in China.
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Soy sauce, spring onion.
Main course in Vietnam.
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Filthy fuckers.
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Dusty doesn't like being watched when
she eats. Dusty?
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It's the eyes.
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Take 'em off the cat and put them
on a blonde bird with a beehive
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and she'd be singing Son Of
A Preacher Man, I'm telling you.
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Oh!
Surprise.
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Eternity ring. >
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Stones are guaranteed shatter-proof,
colour never fades.
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Rings are symbolic.
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Eternal.
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Cos there's no beginning and no end.
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Like your love for Kelly!
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100% cubic zirconia.
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So, the cat's for...?
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She needed a home.
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So does Pissy Percy from the subway.
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You'd better not be
dragging him back here.
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The ring.
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You've only just put it down!
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(DUSTY MEOWS)
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I will slit the little
bastard's guts open, Mickey!
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She might not have eaten it.
Yeah?
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Then where the fuck's it gone?!
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Half an hour, max.
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Starting now.
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Come to Daddy.
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Come to Daddy.
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Gandhi's called me up to Bradford.
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Granddad? For...?
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Wants to see the books, how I'm
managing the place. I'm not going.
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He might cut your supplies off.
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He can cut my balls off.
I'm going nowhere.
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Got a couple of cars need your Midas touch.
I need you to drop one off, pick one u
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I'm helping Ches at the shop.
I did mention it, Jay.
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If they're not clean, there won't be a drop tomorrow.
No drop, no job the next
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I'll get your cleaning stuff.
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You're not eating into my profits.
You'll get your own.
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And I'll bell you later
for the where and when.
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All right.
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Child labour?
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Put the Great in Britain.
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Once upon a time, you could rely on a spliff
to do what it says on the tin.
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These days, it takes a quarter to do
the job of what an eighth used to.
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See? Who'd have thought
getting stoned in this day
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and age would be such
a fucking problem?
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No offence.
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What the fuck's that?!
Language!
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What's it look like?
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Like my allergy in a fur coat.
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If she goes, the mice stay.
It's your call.
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Mice?
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Shane reckons she swallowed a ring
he got for Kel.
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Waiting for nature
to take its course.
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Can you do it outside? The baby.
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You're right.
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The laxatives'll be kicking in
any second now.Laxatives?!
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(SCREAMS)
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Any luck?
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Any washing missing?
No.
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What's up?
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Something missing off our washing line.
What?
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My knickers.
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How many pairs?
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Just the one.
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That's open.
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Bradford ain't my dream destination.
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This one?
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But at least it'll
get me away from her.
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She's all right, Sita.
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She's a good girl.
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Till the second after
you've fucked 'em!
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We've only got half an hour.
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I need to pack.
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Auntie Uzma's done it. Socks and undies for the week.
Couple of vests.Right.
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Laters, bro.
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See you in a bit.
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I'm leaving you in charge, not her.
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Ta-da!
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An eternity ring?
Yeah.
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It took a fucking eternity to
get it out of that thing!
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Explain.The ring was
stuck in her ring.
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Procedure, got it out, realised
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she wasn't feeling herself, did
a blood test, and then...she's dying.
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She's got the AIDS.
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Maybe the kindest thing would be
to spare her any more pain. >
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It might be wise to think
about...getting her put to sleep.
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Would you have had
Liberace put down?!
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No. Freddie Mercury? No!
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Dusty will die surrounded by love.
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My love.
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Does she look like
she's any sort of danger?
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Sweet Jesus, Mickey,
you could be infected.
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Got any Spaghetti Hoops?
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We've got Alphabetti.
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I'm dyslexic.
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30 float, I've took 32.80 since you've
left, so that's 62.80. You can count it.
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Can you stomach beans with your,
you know, weakness?
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Is anyone serving?
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Yeah, sorry, one minute.
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I'll handle this.
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3.69, please.
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I can eat 'em
just as long as I'm sitting down.
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Thank you.
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Count it?
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When I cash up.
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I do not rob mates.
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Ches told me to look after the place, and
that's what I'll do, like it or not.
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You got that?
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If I get me hands on you, I'll have
yer bollocks for earrings!
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Are you OK?
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No! Me knickers have gone again!
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I think we should get
the police involved.
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What are those useless bastards
going to do?
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You're not the only woman round here.
Avril's in danger, Letitia's in danger.
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Danger of what?
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There's a sexual deviant
on the loose.
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Throw a rock round here,
you'd hit a dozen.
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Someone's stealing underwear.
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Maybe the best thing is to dry them
indoors from now on.
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I'm not having my behaviour
dictated to by some fucking nonce.
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The knickers stay.
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Where's my pussy?
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It kicked Cilla off with her asthma.
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Wanker.
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We have to keep it
away from the baby.
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I want that thing out.
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It's a fucking liability.
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I didn't know you could get
queer cats.
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Dusty's female.
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How the fuck did she get the AIDS,
then? Is she a cat lesbian?
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Can lesbians get the AIDS?
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How can you even think like that?
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It's the 21st century,
for fuck's sake!
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I've asked for counselling.What?
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And how are they going to do that,
you soft twat?
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It's not like she can tell you
how she's feeling.
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For me, you bastard, not her!
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She's facing a messy,
painful, elon...gelas...
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Er... A really drawn-out death.
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And I'm going to guarantee a
dignified ending to this lady's life.
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You could have it yourself.
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You can't catch the AIDS from a cat.
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She fucking did.
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And if you catch it
from a toilet seat...
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It's all body fluids,
not just jizz and fanny batter.
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It's tears, spit, puke, piss.
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I don't want one of us being
the first to catch it from a sneeze.
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That's ridiculous.
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So's fucking a monkey,
but that's where it came from.
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You don't think someone's been
slotting the cat one, do you?
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You can't catch the AI...
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It's not even called AIDS -
it's FIDS.
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Feline Immune...
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..DS.
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Dusty needs care.
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And tenderness.
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And love.
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And if you feel that there's
no place in this house for her...
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..then there's no place for me.
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Ugh!
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(DUSTY MEOWS)
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Just scraping out.
But you know that already.
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I've got better things to do
than sit watching you earn minimum wage.
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What is it with you?
Thought we were getting on.
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Got anything for a gyppy tummy?
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This is a family business.
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Not family and cousin's mates.
Gyppy how?
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Bit like buses. You wait ages for
one, then three come all at once.
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Well, cousin's mate will be out
of there as soon as he's done.
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Give you a chance to get
your pulse back to normal.
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How many times, Carl?
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You're not my type.
I meant whenever I went in the till.
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I handle a bit of cash,
your blood pressure goes up.
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You can go now. I'll finish up.
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Assuming I'm a thief?
Assuming I'll rob you blind?
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I never said...
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It's been like this since day one.
Grew up on a council estate - scum.
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Went to a comp - scum.
Has a pint - scum.
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Dad's a waster - scum.
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Asian - uptight.
University - uptight.
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Non-drinker - uptight. Non-smoker...
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You know nothing about me.
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Ditto.
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I'm here because I know, and you don't, that
Ches wants to make a proper go at this.
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He's working his balls off. He asked
for my help and I said yes.
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So grab that and make yourself
useful, or shut the f...
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..or get off my back.
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Is your cat dead yet?
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No, she fucking isn't!
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This car'll stink soon,
you not washing and her decaying.
251
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,129
I don't need this!
252
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,089
Let me help you.
253
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:09,649
You'll take us in?
254
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,209
Oh, no, I can't stand cats.
255
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,249
I've got a mate on me dinner round,
256
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,609
might be able
to give you a few pointers.
257
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:16,809
Give you a shout later.
258
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,449
Really?
259
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:23,009
Maybe they've not been taken,
maybe you've just misplaced them.
260
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,729
How d'you misplace your knickers?!
261
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,409
I'm always losing mine.
Stopped wearing them now.
262
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,689
Anything can happen
after too many vodkas.
263
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,769
Not been that pissed
for a long time.
264
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,209
Or got lucky!
265
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,009
Still in thewashing machine, maybe?
266
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,609
Probably just someone
having a laugh.
267
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,849
Just what we thought
in the summer of '74.
268
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:42,169
Lingerie flying off lines
all round the estate.
269
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,449
Complained, but the police
did nothing.
270
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:48,049
In me teens, I went out with a girl
we used to call Yo-Yo Knickers.
271
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,689
Used them as ankle warmers.
272
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:52,489
But one woman was singled out.
273
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:55,449
Knicker nicker was obsessed.
Killed her in the end.
274
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,529
Me mum told me about that.
275
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,729
Kept her body in the freezer.
Used to take her out now and then,
276
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,209
defrosted her for a bit of
how's-your-father.
277
00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,889
They found the body when
his house was broke into.
278
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:08,489
Burglar found him in bed with
a corpse and called the filth.
279
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,489
Maybe he's back!
280
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,609
Something I should have told you,
Micky.
281
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,769
Leave any prejudice
at the front door,
282
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:20,049
cos he's got full-blown HGV.
283
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:22,449
It's HI...
284
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:25,529
Lulu!
285
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,529
Wilkommen!
286
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:31,529
There is nothing to fear.
No judgement here.
287
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,329
I know there'll be pain.
288
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,969
And I know it'll only get worse.
I can cope with all of that.
289
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,489
I think.
290
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,889
I just need... a bit of...
291
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,289
Support?
292
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,809
I know. Come in.
293
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:50,809
Mind the yucca!
294
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,689
Feel no shame.
295
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,089
I don't.
296
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,129
Good.
297
00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:00,489
Stay positive. Pun intended!
298
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:03,449
Spam, peas and mash.
Liquidised, as requested.
299
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,969
Oh, thank you very much. >
300
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:08,049
I can't put anything solid
in me mouth without gagging now.
301
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,489
Oh, the irony!
302
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,049
I'll bow out here.
Be gentle, he's quite fragile.
303
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:17,049
Kid gloves.
304
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:26,169
Be a good idea if we closed up
for the night, get this finished.
305
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,449
I don't think you're scum.
306
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,049
I still think you're uptight.
307
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,769
Who else would use a word
like uptight, you hippy?
308
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:38,409
I'm just worried about Ches.
309
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,289
Ches could land in a barrel of shite
and come out shining.
310
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,489
Third time
Grandad's bailed him out.
311
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,449
Well, not him exactly,
but his family.
312
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,809
First his dad, then mum, now him.
313
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:52,809
Better do right by him, then.
314
00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,729
My dad left when I was nine.
315
00:16:56,730 --> 00:17:00,209
Went to Pakistan to arrange a
business deal and never came back.
316
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,649
Yeah, Ches told me.
317
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:05,129
It was a car crash, wasn't it?
318
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,409
He ran off with his cousin.
319
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:12,409
He left my mum
with four kids under 10.
320
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,209
No-one else knows that. Secret.
321
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:20,209
What are you telling me for?
322
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,849
Coffee?
323
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:27,849
One sugar.
324
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:33,129
Don't tell Ches.
325
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,889
BELL RINGS
326
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,329
What time d'you call this?!
327
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,049
Time for you to go home.
328
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:45,409
What, at 11.20?! What is this,
fucking Prohibition?
329
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:48,689
Is Eliot Ness back in town?
You know, the Untouchables...
330
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,929
Sorry, no offence, mate.
331
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:53,929
Girls are reclaiming the night.
Nutter on the loose, they're sending a clear message...
332
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:55,569
they will not be intimidated.
333
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,489
He fucking will be
if he claps eyes on that lot!
334
00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:00,049
Look, if you're scared of him...
335
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:02,849
Are we shite scared of him!
336
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:06,129
Then why are you allowing
said pervert
337
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:10,009
to send you home
earlier than anticipated?
338
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,729
'Ey! We're not going home early
cos we're scared.
339
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,729
We're going home to show him we're
not intimidated by his behaviour.
340
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:22,049
So, what, is that some sort of
reverse psychology or summat?
341
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,569
All I know is, I get an early night.
342
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:27,529
Oh, stay, come on!
343
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:31,529
Who in their fucking right mind's
gonna sexually assault any of you?
344
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,129
What?
345
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,729
I thought we were closed.
346
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:39,689
You OK?
347
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,209
We're reclaiming the night.
348
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:41,889
Who from?
349
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,569
From whoever it was that took it!
350
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:45,809
There's a thief out there
351
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:49,809
stealing Mimi's undergarments
to aid his onanism.
352
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,449
What, and he's out there now?
353
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:56,929
God help him is he is.
Imagine that poor woman
354
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:59,089
and the kids she left behind.
355
00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:03,689
..And she's not coming back.
356
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:07,689
Give us two pints of semi-skimmed,
then we'll get off.
357
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,769
88p, please, Mimi.
358
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,049
On me slate.
359
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:16,729
Ches has left strict instructions -
no slates from now on.
360
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:20,729
She's like royalty,
doesn't carry cash.
361
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,529
I'll get you a cab.
362
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:27,689
What for?
363
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:28,809
You heard, there's some nutter
out there.
364
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,089
I'll stay here.
365
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:30,849
You can't.
366
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:34,849
Says who?
367
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,249
Me mam says she knew
from when I was an infant.
368
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,209
But how could she...
369
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:44,209
According to her,
my first word was "cock".
370
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:47,649
It was rejection from there on in.
371
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:51,449
From those that should have cared
for me the most.
372
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,969
I imagine my story's very similar
to yours.
373
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:55,289
What d'you mean?
374
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,049
There's no need to be coy.
375
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,649
Nothing wrong with my family!
376
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:01,489
Yeah, but they did kick you out
as soon as they found out
377
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:04,729
about your... condition,
didn't they?
378
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,329
My condition?
379
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,049
Oh, denial.
380
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:11,489
Your prognosis is much better
than mine,
381
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,689
but it's still a lot to take on,
in't it?
382
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,849
W-What exactly did Lillian tell you?
383
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,849
Me mind was too awash with Lebanon's
finest at the time, but I know
384
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,849
you need me.
385
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:27,569
We are cut from the same cloth,
you and me, Micky.
386
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,929
Well, I don't think we...
387
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,929
Yeah, separate us, but our stories
are heart-breakingly similar.
388
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:37,849
Look, er... I think you've got
the wrong end of the stick, Lulu.
389
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:41,849
There's no need to explain.
I know everything I need to know,
390
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,889
and I know that I need you to know
391
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,969
that as long as there is breath
in my body,
392
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:52,529
there is room for you here.
393
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:56,529
And there's room for you here.
394
00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:58,689
There is a price, however.
395
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,089
I thought there might be!
396
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:05,089
A big stiff one inside me
before I nod off.
397
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,569
Dubonnet. Double.
398
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:11,569
(HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
399
00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:18,449
RUMBLING THUD
400
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,729
(HE GASPS)
401
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,649
I need a once-over from a doctor.
402
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:39,249
Iama doctor.
403
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,249
Not yet you're not! I think I bust
my wrist when I fell.
404
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,209
Can you move your fingers?
405
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:47,409
(HE WINCES)
406
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:48,489
Nothing broken.
407
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,409
How am I gonna drive for Jamie
tomorrow? You'll have to.
408
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,569
Like I've got nothing better to do!
409
00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:57,569
If you don't cover me,
I'm out of a job.
410
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,529
Aagh!
411
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,609
Aah, shit!
412
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,929
No way, Carl!
413
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:03,489
What?
414
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,609
Coming over all damaged.
415
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:05,969
You twatted me with a bat!
416
00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:07,969
Trying to kiss me. Cheap.
417
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:11,969
You could not be more wrong.
I felt a bit... woozy.
418
00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:16,649
Well, if you still feel "woozy"
in the morning, then get to A&E!
419
00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:25,929
I'm sorry about this, Lulu.
There's been an accident.
420
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,009
Oh, yer all right, Micky.
421
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:31,329
If it weren't for these panty pads,
I'd be leaving a trail meself.
422
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,129
This isn't me!
423
00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:33,809
I know, there's much more to you
424
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,209
than just a body
that's failing its function.
425
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,449
I need to explain meself.
426
00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:40,529
This isn't even human.
427
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,449
What have they done to you?!
428
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:46,449
You've allowed their poison,
their prejudice, to warp your mind!
429
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:53,089
You fucking cunts!
430
00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:55,449
He is a human being!
431
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:58,609
If you prick him - which I don't
advise, by the way...
432
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:02,609
does he not bleed?
433
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:07,409
You poor, poor boy.
434
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,889
Look, I'm all right, honest!
435
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,329
Fuck 'em. Fuck their prejudice.
436
00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:14,529
Fuck their world.
437
00:23:14,530 --> 00:23:16,249
It's not that bad out here.
438
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,249
15 years ago I got the news,
439
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,929
and I wept.
440
00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:22,929
But the closer I get,
the more it appeals.
441
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:25,889
And when I go,
I want to be allowed to go.
442
00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:28,289
I don't want to be strapped
to some machine
443
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:30,449
that's pumping breath
back into a body
444
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:34,449
that's convinced it's breathed
its last. What I want...
445
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:38,689
is "DNR" written across here.
446
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:42,689
Go on. DNR.
447
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,209
Do...
448
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:47,249
Not...
449
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:51,249
Resuscitate.
450
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,609
I dictated how I lived my life,
451
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,609
I'll do the same with me death.
You'll make sure, will you, Micky?
452
00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,649
Course I will.
453
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,649
When I slip into unconsciousness,
let me go.
454
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,932
I will.
455
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:21,973
I will.
456
00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:28,528
Not dead, then?
457
00:24:28,529 --> 00:24:31,488
Sorry to disappoint.
458
00:24:31,489 --> 00:24:32,448
I've already eaten.
459
00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:34,488
Did you make your own breakfast?
460
00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:38,488
A man who can cook for himself.
There is hope for the world yet.
461
00:24:38,929 --> 00:24:41,168
New job, early start.
462
00:24:41,169 --> 00:24:43,448
He's covering for Carl
while Carl covers for Chesney.
463
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,168
Oh. A working man now?
464
00:24:46,169 --> 00:24:50,168
A little good luck present
for the man bringing the cash in.
465
00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:56,088
Better get off.
Don't want to be late.
466
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:04,128
Fine, thanks for asking.
467
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,408
I said I'm sorry.
468
00:25:05,409 --> 00:25:09,408
Your phone's off.
I told you to keep it on.
469
00:25:09,489 --> 00:25:11,328
I need you to drop that car later.
470
00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:14,928
Aidan's getting it ready.
Should be done around one-ish. Here's the address.
471
00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:18,408
The car you need to pick up
is at the same address, OK?
472
00:25:18,409 --> 00:25:22,408
Cool.
473
00:25:26,009 --> 00:25:29,288
Say yeah
and I'll agree to drop the charges.
474
00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:31,888
To what? And what charges?
475
00:25:31,889 --> 00:25:35,888
Doing me driving and ABH.
You know, twatting me head, nearly busting me hand.
476
00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:38,608
Joking aside, I'll be out
of a job if that car's not dropped.
477
00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:39,968
Well, it's no good looking at me.
478
00:25:39,969 --> 00:25:42,888
You can't drive?
479
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:46,888
Shit.
480
00:25:49,889 --> 00:25:52,728
Seen this? Done a crackin' job.
481
00:25:52,729 --> 00:25:55,048
I hope he'll be rewarded
for his efforts.
482
00:25:55,049 --> 00:25:56,168
Yeah, yeah.
483
00:25:56,169 --> 00:25:59,688
If you're still in the mood, Aidan,
the pub could do with a going over.
484
00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:02,328
Let me get a photo. Bend down
like you're cleaning the wheels.
485
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,288
I feel stupid.
486
00:26:04,289 --> 00:26:08,288
You look stupid.
487
00:26:08,329 --> 00:26:12,288
I've been worried sick that some
nutter's been tracking me down.
488
00:26:12,289 --> 00:26:16,288
And all along it was him!
489
00:26:16,729 --> 00:26:19,728
How dare you hit him?
490
00:26:19,729 --> 00:26:23,728
Oh, stop it!
Just fuckin' stop it now!
491
00:26:25,809 --> 00:26:26,728
Mum! Fuckin' hell!
492
00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:30,368
Spare the rod, spoil the child!
493
00:26:30,369 --> 00:26:32,048
Is that what Cilla has
to look forward to, is it?
494
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,248
Fuckin' hell, Libby!
495
00:26:34,249 --> 00:26:38,168
I'm not going to smack her, am I,
soft shite? She's a girl!
496
00:26:38,169 --> 00:26:39,488
Oh, so it's just the lads, is it?
497
00:26:39,489 --> 00:26:43,488
No wonder they turned out
as well as they have. Oh!
498
00:26:45,569 --> 00:26:49,568
I know the reality of bringing
lads up. And if you're not firm
499
00:26:50,169 --> 00:26:54,168
with them, tough with them,
then you fuck them up for life!
500
00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:59,928
Don't ask.
501
00:27:00,969 --> 00:27:04,408
God. Urgh! Sweet Jesus!
502
00:27:04,409 --> 00:27:06,368
It's too late now, innit?
503
00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:09,608
It's too late now.
504
00:27:09,609 --> 00:27:12,728
Fucking Spanish onions
for your cat medicine.
505
00:27:12,729 --> 00:27:16,728
To late take them out
now, innit, Dusty?
506
00:27:17,289 --> 00:27:19,488
She had an accident.
507
00:27:19,489 --> 00:27:22,208
I feel like I've sprung
a leak meself sometimes.
508
00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:26,208
Maybe later. Would you give that
a stir while I get rid of this?
509
00:27:33,329 --> 00:27:37,328
You know, before you came,
the very day before you came,
510
00:27:37,769 --> 00:27:40,248
I felt like
I was coming to the end.
511
00:27:40,249 --> 00:27:43,688
I thought, "What the fuck
have you got to live for?
512
00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:45,808
"Who the fuck?"
513
00:27:45,809 --> 00:27:49,808
I realised I had nothing at all,
nothing except liquefied Pot Noodles
514
00:27:50,089 --> 00:27:52,208
and power ballads.
515
00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:55,448
I found myself praying to God
516
00:27:55,449 --> 00:27:58,528
for a sign. The very next day,
517
00:27:58,529 --> 00:28:01,088
in you rolled, looking for advice.
518
00:28:01,089 --> 00:28:03,048
I'm a lucky man.
519
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,128
Thank you, God.
520
00:28:06,129 --> 00:28:08,328
Thank you, Micky.
521
00:28:08,329 --> 00:28:11,248
Listen, I'm going to put
the feelers out for a flat,
522
00:28:11,249 --> 00:28:13,168
so I won't be under your feet
for too long.
523
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:17,128
You being here, sweet boy,
is not problem.
524
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:21,128
No problem at all.
525
00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:25,488
Divine. Homemade food and
good company, what could be better?
526
00:28:27,129 --> 00:28:29,528
CAT MEOWS
527
00:28:29,529 --> 00:28:31,928
Phone an ambulance!
528
00:28:31,929 --> 00:28:35,928
She's having a fit.
Phone an ambulance!
529
00:28:35,969 --> 00:28:38,128
Where we off to, then?
530
00:28:38,129 --> 00:28:40,288
I had the address here.
Jamie gave it me before.
531
00:28:40,289 --> 00:28:42,208
Just give him a shout.
532
00:28:42,209 --> 00:28:45,088
And say what? "That address you
gave me - dickhead here's lost it."
533
00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:49,088
Sat-nav. With any luck,
the home button should do it.
534
00:28:49,449 --> 00:28:51,528
'In 500 metres, turn left.'
535
00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:53,648
Not as daft as you look, are you?
536
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:57,648
No. But you are.
537
00:29:02,729 --> 00:29:05,368
'You have reached your destination.'
538
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,688
So where's this car
you're picking up, then?
539
00:29:06,689 --> 00:29:08,808
Could be parked up anywhere.
540
00:29:08,809 --> 00:29:10,808
Could be that one.
541
00:29:10,809 --> 00:29:13,248
Or that one.
542
00:29:13,249 --> 00:29:17,248
Oh? Another satisfied customer.
543
00:29:19,769 --> 00:29:23,768
I only reported it missing this
morning. About an hour or so ago.
544
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,248
So where did you find it?
545
00:29:26,249 --> 00:29:27,848
Can you fetch me some ID?
546
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:31,848
Like car registration documents,
please? I'll get the paperwork.
547
00:29:35,009 --> 00:29:36,768
Fuck's sake, get back in. Come on!
548
00:29:36,769 --> 00:29:37,688
What?
549
00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:41,688
The car's robbed.
This is where it's robbed from.
550
00:29:51,009 --> 00:29:53,488
Near 200 quid to the fuckin' vet,
551
00:29:53,489 --> 00:29:56,808
only to be told the reason she
was having difficulty breathing
552
00:29:56,809 --> 00:29:59,288
was because she had more
marijuana in her system
553
00:29:59,289 --> 00:30:03,048
than a Rastafari with a bad habit,
and her collar was too tight.
554
00:30:03,049 --> 00:30:04,408
Sorry.
555
00:30:04,409 --> 00:30:06,848
I appreciate your concern
for a creature, Micky,
556
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,528
but for fuck's sake,
she's a twatting cat!
557
00:30:09,529 --> 00:30:11,168
It's not exactly the point.
558
00:30:11,169 --> 00:30:14,008
It is when you're talking to someone
who's looking death in the face!
559
00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:18,008
Who puts their head on the pillow, never knowing
whether they're going to wake up again!
560
00:30:18,329 --> 00:30:20,328
Keep you're voice down!
You're upsetting Dusty.
561
00:30:20,329 --> 00:30:23,808
Fuck Dusty! Fuck her! What about me?
562
00:30:23,809 --> 00:30:26,048
And why is it always about
you with people like you?
563
00:30:26,049 --> 00:30:27,888
God, every person in my life,
564
00:30:27,889 --> 00:30:31,888
it's, "Me, me, me, me, me." And you
know what, Lulu? I've had enough.
565
00:30:32,169 --> 00:30:33,448
Where are you going?
566
00:30:33,449 --> 00:30:37,448
It's not right me being here, and I know
that you need someone, but it ain't me.
567
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,648
Don't leave.
568
00:30:38,649 --> 00:30:42,208
You've been really kind to me, Lulu,
and while I've been here
569
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,848
I've learned
a really valuable lesson,
570
00:30:44,849 --> 00:30:47,048
but in the end it's just me.
571
00:30:47,049 --> 00:30:49,408
I'm on me own.
572
00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:52,848
The doctor's given me one month!
I don't want to die alone!
573
00:30:52,849 --> 00:30:56,848
We all die alone. I'll tell Lillian.
I'll get in touch with a support group.
574
00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:59,968
Don't leave me,
you hard-hearted bastard!
575
00:30:59,969 --> 00:31:01,928
Get off!
576
00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:03,888
I know your suffering.
577
00:31:03,889 --> 00:31:07,888
I understand better than any mother,
any brother, any lover.
578
00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:12,008
Look, it's not me, OK?
579
00:31:12,009 --> 00:31:15,888
I didn't need to lie to you
about the AIDS thing, but...
580
00:31:15,889 --> 00:31:19,888
It's Dusty who's got it.
581
00:31:22,969 --> 00:31:26,968
I mentioned it to Lillian and she said
that you might be able to help us.
582
00:31:27,089 --> 00:31:29,128
You lied.
583
00:31:29,129 --> 00:31:32,088
I tried to tell you,
but you wouldn't listen
584
00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:35,088
and then it just went on
too far and...
585
00:31:35,089 --> 00:31:37,248
Picking over my life,
586
00:31:37,249 --> 00:31:41,248
my disease, to help that.
587
00:31:41,289 --> 00:31:44,008
MEOW!
588
00:31:44,009 --> 00:31:45,728
Get out!
589
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,728
You deserve everything
that's coming to you!
590
00:31:47,729 --> 00:31:48,888
Get out!
591
00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:52,888
Drop dead, you twisted old fruit!
592
00:31:55,329 --> 00:31:57,728
Fuck. Shit.
593
00:31:57,729 --> 00:31:59,888
Oh, fuck! Shit!
594
00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:02,288
Phone.
595
00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:06,288
Fuck! Oh, shit. Fuck! Help! Help.
596
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:15,928
Thanks very much.
597
00:32:20,289 --> 00:32:21,328
Cunt.
598
00:32:21,329 --> 00:32:22,608
I couldn't just let you die.
599
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,288
Why?
600
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,288
I wouldn't be able
to live with myself.
601
00:32:25,289 --> 00:32:29,288
(COUGHS)
602
00:32:32,569 --> 00:32:36,568
You might have fucked up your own
life, but you're not fucking up mine.
603
00:32:39,289 --> 00:32:41,528
The medic said
you'd not been taking your meds.
604
00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:42,808
What's the use?
605
00:32:42,809 --> 00:32:46,168
Right. Here's the deal.
I stick around as long as you're still breathing
606
00:32:46,169 --> 00:32:49,728
on the understanding that
you just stop your fucking moaning.
607
00:32:49,729 --> 00:32:51,048
I don't need it.
608
00:32:51,049 --> 00:32:52,088
You're staying?
609
00:32:52,089 --> 00:32:53,648
If you kick off again, I'm gone.
610
00:32:53,649 --> 00:32:55,968
You can drown in your own piss,
for all I care. You got that?
611
00:32:55,969 --> 00:32:57,088
Loud and clear.
612
00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:58,688
There's going to be a few changes.
613
00:32:58,689 --> 00:33:02,608
I'm going to decorate.
Something bright and welcoming.
614
00:33:02,609 --> 00:33:06,528
We could re-carpet, new couch,
some drapes.
615
00:33:06,529 --> 00:33:08,048
That's curtains.
616
00:33:08,049 --> 00:33:10,088
Cost a bit.
617
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,448
I've got a few bob stashed.
618
00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:13,648
I can dip into me funeral fund.
619
00:33:13,649 --> 00:33:16,728
And there's a quiz every Sunday
at the Seaman's Arms. We're going.
620
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:17,568
I don't think...
621
00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:20,608
I don't think...
When was the last time you partied?
622
00:33:20,609 --> 00:33:22,128
Lady Di's funeral.
623
00:33:22,129 --> 00:33:24,368
I threw some flowers in the canal,
624
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:28,368
got trollied on GHB, came home,
locked the door and that was it.
625
00:33:28,369 --> 00:33:31,208
So it's the quiz for starters,
then we can hit a few clubs.
626
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,168
There's plenty of '80s nights
and that,
627
00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:35,128
so you'll be able
to throw a few shapes.
628
00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:38,448
There's a big world out there, Lulu.
A fucking...
629
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,928
A big world.
630
00:33:40,929 --> 00:33:44,928
This calls for a celebration.
631
00:33:46,569 --> 00:33:49,768
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's do it properly.
632
00:33:49,769 --> 00:33:53,768
Bubbly.
633
00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:06,608
WOLF WHISTLING
634
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:10,608
Oi, stop looking at me arse!
635
00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:24,328
MUSIC
636
00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:37,328
SIREN WAILS
637
00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:47,248
Shit.
638
00:34:47,249 --> 00:34:50,608
In about ten seconds I want you
to slam on, get out and run.
639
00:34:50,609 --> 00:34:53,488
Dump your jacket just in case
they get a description out.
640
00:34:53,489 --> 00:34:54,648
What about you?
641
00:34:54,649 --> 00:34:58,208
I'll get in the driving seat. Hopefully they'll
follow me and you'll be able to get away.
642
00:34:58,209 --> 00:35:00,208
But your hand!
643
00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:02,368
I was lying.
I just wanted you with me.
644
00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:03,928
I'll ditch the car
as soon as I can.
645
00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:05,408
And if you don't get the chance?
646
00:35:05,409 --> 00:35:09,408
Break now! Now!
647
00:35:25,369 --> 00:35:29,368
Jacket!
648
00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:51,128
I'm sorry. If I'd known the car was
robbed, I would've never put you
649
00:35:51,129 --> 00:35:52,808
in that position, I swear to God.
650
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:56,808
I swear to God.
651
00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:33,568
Right. It's nicely chilled.
652
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:37,168
I got some pate and a few baps.
Some nuts and crisps.
653
00:36:37,169 --> 00:36:39,968
Thought we could have
a bit of a do, you know.
654
00:36:39,969 --> 00:36:42,168
Not the cheap shit, either.
655
00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:46,168
Only the best for us.
656
00:36:47,209 --> 00:36:51,208
I can teach you and you can teach me
and face it all together.
657
00:36:51,369 --> 00:36:55,368
Get each other through. Just me
and you against the world, eh, Lulu?
658
00:36:59,289 --> 00:37:03,288
No!
659
00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:13,915
There you go. Thanks.
660
00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:17,915
Thanks.
661
00:37:28,636 --> 00:37:32,435
You didn't know he was Beirut?
662
00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:33,715
Fruit - queer.
663
00:37:33,716 --> 00:37:35,955
Dunno, don't think so.
664
00:37:35,956 --> 00:37:39,955
One of God's innocents, aren't you?
665
00:37:40,076 --> 00:37:41,675
He was a gay.
666
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:45,675
No(!)
667
00:37:45,836 --> 00:37:48,515
I used to work in a bar
in the Gay Village,
668
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,755
years before it was the Gay Village.
669
00:37:50,756 --> 00:37:52,715
The laughs we used to have.
670
00:37:52,716 --> 00:37:56,355
Such good people to be with.
The life and soul of the party.
671
00:37:56,356 --> 00:37:58,115
But then when the pubs shut,
672
00:37:58,116 --> 00:37:59,795
and the clubs and the bars,
673
00:37:59,796 --> 00:38:03,795
they go home alone
and cry themselves to sleep.
674
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:09,915
So it's down to you to organise
his send-off.
675
00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:12,955
Will you help us?
I don't know where to start.
676
00:38:12,956 --> 00:38:14,635
He gave me his card and PIN number.
677
00:38:14,636 --> 00:38:18,635
He took to you, didn't he?
678
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,755
He didn't...
679
00:38:23,756 --> 00:38:27,035
I mean, he didn't...you know...
680
00:38:27,036 --> 00:38:30,275
..charge you rent?
681
00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:32,435
Make you pay in kind?
682
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,395
Jesus! Did he try it on with you?
683
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:35,835
He's...just lonely.
684
00:38:35,836 --> 00:38:38,515
He just wanted a bit of company.
685
00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:41,155
What a way to live, eh?
686
00:38:41,156 --> 00:38:43,675
It doesn't have to be like this,
though, does it?
687
00:38:43,676 --> 00:38:47,675
I mean, if his family would have
just accepted him for what he was.
688
00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:52,155
His family rejected him?
689
00:38:52,356 --> 00:38:54,355
Bastards!
690
00:38:54,356 --> 00:38:55,715
No mates?
691
00:38:55,716 --> 00:38:57,915
Long gone.
692
00:38:57,916 --> 00:39:01,915
Address book. We should see if we can
trace any of his family.
693
00:39:01,956 --> 00:39:05,235
Why? Fuckers never gave a shit
when he was around.
694
00:39:05,236 --> 00:39:09,235
Why would they be arsed
when he's not?
695
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:27,275
I didn't know Philip for long...
696
00:39:27,276 --> 00:39:29,515
Lulu...
697
00:39:29,516 --> 00:39:32,195
but I did know the pain he was in.
698
00:39:32,196 --> 00:39:35,875
Not because of his illness
particularly,
699
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,755
but from the scars he carried
700
00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:41,755
from years of rejection
by those he held dear...
701
00:39:41,956 --> 00:39:43,475
..those he loved,
702
00:39:43,476 --> 00:39:47,475
who couldn't love him back because
of who he was.
703
00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:49,835
What he was.
704
00:39:49,836 --> 00:39:53,835
He knew that once he stood up
and said, "I am what I am,"
705
00:39:53,876 --> 00:39:57,235
there'd be a price to pay.
706
00:39:57,236 --> 00:40:01,235
Years of loneliness and isolation.
707
00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:05,395
His only friends, a half-witted
old woman and his doctor.
708
00:40:07,396 --> 00:40:09,435
You're wrong.
709
00:40:09,436 --> 00:40:13,435
He had the courage to live his life
his way.
710
00:40:14,396 --> 00:40:16,995
To die his way.
711
00:40:16,996 --> 00:40:19,955
A life with no compromise,
712
00:40:19,956 --> 00:40:22,595
with no regard for the scorn
and disappointment
713
00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:24,675
heaped on him by those nearest.
714
00:40:24,676 --> 00:40:27,115
Those who should have loved him...
715
00:40:27,116 --> 00:40:30,795
no matter what.
716
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,035
What do you mean by that?
717
00:40:32,036 --> 00:40:33,795
You know what I'm talking about.
718
00:40:33,796 --> 00:40:37,555
Are you insinuating that I rejected
my own brother because he were gay?
719
00:40:37,556 --> 00:40:39,955
You're the one who couldn't
bear to face him for years.
720
00:40:39,956 --> 00:40:43,475
I had him round Christmas,
New Year, Easter, birthdays.
721
00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:45,275
Guilt getting to you, is it?
722
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,075
You cheeky fucker.
723
00:40:47,076 --> 00:40:48,475
Get off him!
724
00:40:48,476 --> 00:40:52,475
Get off him!
725
00:40:57,636 --> 00:41:01,635
MUSIC STARTS
726
00:41:22,316 --> 00:41:24,515
A couple of times when
I were younger,
727
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,835
I tried to broach the subject.
728
00:41:26,836 --> 00:41:30,715
But he'd have none of it.
729
00:41:30,716 --> 00:41:33,555
Not the story he told me.
730
00:41:33,556 --> 00:41:34,995
Not the story he told anyone.
731
00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:38,675
Disappeared in 1985.
732
00:41:38,676 --> 00:41:41,915
All Mam got was a postcard
saying he were living in London.
733
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,195
Not to bother trying to find him.
734
00:41:44,196 --> 00:41:47,595
Your mam never liked him anyway.
735
00:41:47,596 --> 00:41:50,755
He were the apple of her eye.
736
00:41:50,756 --> 00:41:52,955
It broke her heart when he went.
737
00:41:52,956 --> 00:41:54,475
She used to say to me,
738
00:41:54,476 --> 00:41:56,675
"How come he didn't tell me?"
739
00:41:56,676 --> 00:42:00,195
Trust me, the thought for one
second I wouldn't love him...
740
00:42:00,196 --> 00:42:02,155
He said you rejected him.
741
00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:03,555
You all did.
742
00:42:03,556 --> 00:42:04,915
When we were kids,
743
00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:08,915
Mam saying to us, "I loved you from
the moment you entered this world.
744
00:42:09,516 --> 00:42:11,275
"And I'll never stop.
745
00:42:11,276 --> 00:42:15,275
"I'll love you for all time,
eternity."
746
00:42:15,476 --> 00:42:17,995
Only one who had trouble believing
that were Philip.
747
00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:20,955
You knew?
748
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,435
All the time, you knew?
749
00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:23,915
What he were.
750
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:27,315
Who he were.
751
00:42:27,316 --> 00:42:31,195
Didn't stop me loving him any less.
752
00:42:31,196 --> 00:42:35,195
Thanks for doing what you did.
753
00:42:36,356 --> 00:42:38,475
He hadn't even suffered anything.
754
00:42:38,476 --> 00:42:40,435
He was just a big lying poof.
755
00:42:40,436 --> 00:42:42,995
He was lying to protect himself.
756
00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:44,035
You think so?
757
00:42:44,036 --> 00:42:45,715
It was himself he couldn't face.
758
00:42:45,716 --> 00:42:47,075
That's what his brother said.
759
00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:48,355
And he's right.
760
00:42:48,356 --> 00:42:49,635
How sad is that?
761
00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:52,315
You're better off saying,
aren't you, really?
762
00:42:52,316 --> 00:42:54,315
Just summon up the courage and say,
763
00:42:54,316 --> 00:42:58,315
"A life lived lying is like
a life half-lived."
764
00:43:01,316 --> 00:43:05,315
Honestyisthe best policy.
765
00:43:07,356 --> 00:43:08,995
Though I've got to admit,
766
00:43:08,996 --> 00:43:12,155
I'd fuckin' freak if it was one of
mine, do you know what I mean?
767
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,195
Too right.
768
00:43:13,196 --> 00:43:14,635
I'd spend the rest of me life
769
00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:17,075
wondering what the fuck
I'd done wrong.
770
00:43:17,076 --> 00:43:20,675
I mean, is it genetic,
something they learn?
771
00:43:20,676 --> 00:43:22,955
What makes a lad like cock?
772
00:43:22,956 --> 00:43:25,715
I mean, apart from his own, like.
773
00:43:25,716 --> 00:43:26,955
And arses.
774
00:43:26,956 --> 00:43:30,955
Could never get me head round that.
775
00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:38,315
Dusty?
776
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,075
Dusty!
777
00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:44,075
Dusty?
778
00:43:46,356 --> 00:43:48,915
Dusty!
779
00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:52,915
Pss, pss, pss!
780
00:43:54,156 --> 00:43:57,715
She'll be out on the prowl somewhere.
781
00:43:57,716 --> 00:44:00,195
Dusty!
782
00:44:00,196 --> 00:44:04,195
Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss.
783
00:44:05,636 --> 00:44:06,955
Where is she?
784
00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:09,035
You fuckin'...
785
00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:12,675
Fuck off with that Billy Casper
routine.
786
00:44:12,676 --> 00:44:13,715
What have you done with his cat?
787
00:44:13,716 --> 00:44:16,755
Why are you sofuckin' bothered?
It was just a cat.
788
00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:20,595
It was his cat.
789
00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:22,395
You haven't?
790
00:44:22,396 --> 00:44:25,035
Fuck's sake, Shane, you haven't?
791
00:44:25,036 --> 00:44:27,595
Haven't what?
792
00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:28,795
Haven't what?
793
00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:32,275
It was sat on Cilla's face.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
794
00:44:32,276 --> 00:44:33,715
Leave her?
795
00:44:33,716 --> 00:44:36,955
Where is she?
796
00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:40,955
In the bin...where she belongs.
797
00:44:45,356 --> 00:44:49,355
You bastard, Shane,
you fuckin' bastard.
798
00:45:12,956 --> 00:45:15,075
'They say I got a lot of water
in my brain.
799
00:45:15,076 --> 00:45:18,875
'Got no common sense.
800
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:20,595
'I got nobody left to believe in.
801
00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:24,595
'I used to think Freddie was singing
about me when I heard that.
802
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:28,595
'But I know I have.
803
00:45:28,596 --> 00:45:32,595
'And I know they're out there,
just waiting for me.
804
00:45:35,076 --> 00:45:36,875
'All I have to do...
805
00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:40,515
'is find them.'
806
00:45:40,516 --> 00:45:41,435
Jenny Taylor.
807
00:45:41,436 --> 00:45:43,475
Jenny's going to be your carer.
808
00:45:43,476 --> 00:45:46,995
If you walk out that door, you won't
be allowed back. I mean it.
809
00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:47,995
Why do this?
810
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:49,235
I need someone.
811
00:45:49,236 --> 00:45:50,755
You've got me.
812
00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:51,715
Parents, eh? Can't live with them...
813
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:54,635
And you can't kill them!
814
00:45:54,636 --> 00:45:56,075
I can't do that. I just run things.
815
00:45:56,076 --> 00:45:59,235
Fuck off or you fuck off.
816
00:45:59,236 --> 00:46:01,315
She's drugging me.
817
00:46:01,316 --> 00:46:05,235
This rope's too tight.
818
00:46:05,236 --> 00:46:09,235
Marry me.
819
00:46:48,236 --> 00:46:50,395
Would you like me to be the cat?
820
00:46:50,396 --> 00:46:53,315
Yes, please. Don't be frightened.
821
00:46:53,316 --> 00:46:57,315
(PURRS)
822
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:02,315
Here's some milk.
You like that, don't you?
823
00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:12,715
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