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Anyone watching
thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking DIMPs up!
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times.
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Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now!
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Paaaarty!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Cogito ergo sum.
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Pardon my French,
well Latin, actually.
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The English is
"I think therefore I am",
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a phrase captured by some
snail-chewer called Rene Descartes.
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Essentially, it means that because
you're capable of logical thought,
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you are aware of your existence.
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But by the same method,
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you haven't got the foggiest
what's going on in my head,
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so there's no real way
of knowing I definitely exist.
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I could be a figment
of your imagination,
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me and everything,
y'know, everyone in your world.
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♪ There's a star man
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♪ Waiting in the sky
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♪ He'd like to come and meet us
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♪ But he thinks he'll blow our mind
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♪ There's a star man
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♪ Waiting in the sky... ♪
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Fuck.
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Off.
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What, a stag night?
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If I wanted an evening of ritual
humiliation, I'd stay at home.
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Are you sure you want to go
through with this wedding?
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You won't catch me getting married again.
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I'm not going to stay and
have my private life dissected
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and judged by the likes of you.
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Same again, Jamie. My round, lads.
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Cos I don't know how
I can even begin to explain
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what it is that
me and Libby have got precisely.
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Er... Try.
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Well, starters, we're in love.
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Just because you've never had
the love of a good man!
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The only things Frank loves come
with a Government health warning.
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We're soulmates!
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Her soul, my soul.
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Arseholes!
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Arseholes!
Well said, sweet pea.
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I don't need a ring on me finger
or a blessing from fuck knows who,
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but she does.
She's happy, I'm happy.
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OK, he's not perfect,
but who the bloody hell is!?
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I'm not far off.
A few minor blemishes but...
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This is no time for jokes!
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Who's joking?
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Any wonder she's been on the shelf as
long as she has with that attitude?
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When I were her age,
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men were falling over themselves
to get to me.
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Falling over their
fuckin' guide dogs.
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We were just pulling your leg.
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That's what I was just saying.
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Frank's altered
since they've been together.
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Often hear him in the pub
talking about you.
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People saying
they've never seen him so happy.
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The cause of all the trouble
in all the world
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since the dawn of time,
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can be traced right back
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via one singular route to...
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the moustache!
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Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Mandelson...
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Down you go!
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Freddie Mercury!
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I'm not stupid.
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I'm aware of his shortcomings
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and I'm going into this
with my eyes open.
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Well, if only you'd set
your sights a little higher.
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And the cupboard was bare.
Right, girls, pub.
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I'll be over as soon as Liam shows.
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Oh, should've asked Mickey to
keep an eye on her. He's got Cilla.
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Just as easy to look
after two kids as it is one.
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How the fuck would you know?
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You're sticking with the name then?
Cilla. Are you a fan?
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Step Inside Love was a great song.
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Is it a Liverpoodlian thing?
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But I always preferred Lulu.
That thing she did with her accent.
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Scottish one minute,
English the next. Such talent.
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It's got nothing to do
with being Scouse, Lillian,
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and everything to do with the birth
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being one fuck
of a Surprise Surprise.
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Cilla Maguire, then?
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Stop fishing.
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Come on, Mimi, who's the daddy?
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You really do want
your face rearranging, don't you?
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Hm.
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Who could blame her? Later, Libs.
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Hiya, Avril.
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Is everything all right?
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Letitia! Letitia!
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Your father's here.
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He's at football.
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Goalie got a groin strain,
match was cancelled.
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Why didn't you get changed?
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If your father finds out I've sent
you to private school
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he'll kill me! I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up!
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Once you're in uni, it's all over.
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Once you're in uni, it's all over.
I might not even get into uni.
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You better bloody had.
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The amount I've spent
sending you to that place.
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I want the lot. GCSEs, A-levels
and a first class degree.
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Liam's asked if she can give him
a hand with his homework again.
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Should bring him in here.
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He doesn't like anyone
knowing he's struggling.
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Put the lock on.
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This do ya?
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Mm! Yes!
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Ah! Ah-ha!
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Too soon! Too soon!
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You like it like that, eh?
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You want a bit of that?
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Agh!
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Yeah!
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Aghh!
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Go to mummy.
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Look after the baby
a bit longer will you, son?
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Hiya, Stevie. I don't know
if you remember me but...
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Mimi?
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Phil, I know this sounds weird, and
believe me, all I'm after is answers.
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Would it be possible to talk inside?
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I don't think
the wife'd be too impressed.
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What I need to know is
if you can remember when we...
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got together.
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I need you to take a blood test.
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Shit.
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You've not got the AIDS, have you?
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Definitely August?
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Look, I was pissed.
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To see if you're me child's father.
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No chance of that, Mimi.
I had the snip 20 years ago.
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It was a one night stand
and I'm cool with that.
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What was a one night stand?
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Shit.
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It's not what you think!
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What the fuck would you know
about what I think?
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She's out tonight.
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Ooh. Any chance of a rematch?
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I took advantage, honest...
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Oh!
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Agh!
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You bitch!
You've ruined everything!
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Mimi?
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Can I see your dad, please, Andy?
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Sure.
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I'm off t'pub.
Planning the wedding.
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I'm so excited, I can't tell you.
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We're having ice sculptures -
famous Mancunians in literature.
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I'm sorry to disturb you.
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Is it possible to speak
to Mr Gallagher, please?
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Vernon Francis Gallagher?
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I'm afraid he's not in
at the moment.
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I'm his fiancee, can I help you?
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It's about his daughter,
Deborah Gallagher.
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So what's all this about?
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You might be missing Connor.
I know he's been missing you.
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Thought you might want to see him.
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So you and Joe?
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This is about me and you.
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Joe told me Connor was his.
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Showed me the DNA results.
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Well he called your bluff.
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And if you'd have opened the envelope
you'd have seen it was a gas bill.
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What's going on? I said I'd kill him and I
meant it so why would he agree to this?
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I haven't got time for this.
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Offer's on the table.
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Call me
when you're thinking straight.
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You're dumping Connor.
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He's found out Connor's mine.
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Fucking cuckoo in the nest
and he wants rid.
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Wants to play happy families,
have his own kids.
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Send you to sweet talk me
so you can offload?
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Karen!
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Jamie!
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I said I'd kill you if I ever saw
you again.
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It's not him!
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It's not him!
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Oh, it's not another fucking
Dr Who convention, is it, Lillian?
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No, why?
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It's just, after tickets...
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Can't get a minute's peace,
what is it?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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All I'm after is a quiet fucking
pint with the lads and in she walks.
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It's Debbie.
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She's been killed in Afghanistan.
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Fucking rag-heads.
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If you need anything, Frank.
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You could chuck us 40 fags
until the giro hits my account.
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Just need to anaesthetise.
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Cheers.
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No credit.
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Leave it!
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You're haemorrhaging profit left,
right and centre and this is why.
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He's just lost his daughter.
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And our family will lose this shop
if you carry on like this.
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Name?
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Frank Gallagher.
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Frank "32.85 outstanding on your
slate" Gallagher.
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Frank, "my daughter died defending Queen
and country for the likes of you"
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Gallagher's got a better ring
to it. But yeah.
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You're bang out of order, Sita.
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You know what, don't even worry
about it, mate.
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I'll take over here.
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I'm fine.
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I know for a fact you
haven't slept a wink.
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Looking after Liam,
Carl, Frank.
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Let me look after you.
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Beans on toast do you?
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We've nothing in.
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I'm not that hungry.
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You've not had any breakfast.
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You've got to eat something.
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I'll go round the shop.
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Liam?
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It's OK, your mum's here.
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Liam. Carl.
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Monica?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Frank, our little girl.
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Don't worry. I'm here now.
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I don't know what came over me.
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I'm not the fainting type.
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It's the shock. You've suffered a
terrible loss.
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And you're God knows how many
months up the spout.
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My children need me. You need me.
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Could you give us...
a few moments in private?
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Oh, of course. Sorry.
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Have you heard from Carl?
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Texted him. Not heard back yet,
I think he's best left.
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What are you doing here?
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Saving you from yourself.
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I'd appreciate it if you didn't
serve him with alcohol again.
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Bird?
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Cousin.
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Sita, I told grandad,
I don't need his help.
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So you reject
his help but accept his money?
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Back off.
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As soon as you prove you can behave like the
good Muslim boy I know you to be, I will.
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I'll top and tail with Mum.
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Frank can take the couch.
256
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,726
Can't have you
cramped in your condition.
257
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,566
Six weeks to go. I can't wait.
258
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,246
A little bundle of love.
259
00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:06,526
Oh, that big bundle of cash.
I'm a surrogate
260
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,926
for a gay couple in Oldham
who've got everything
261
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,606
they could possibly want, bar kids.
262
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,406
You're going to give it away?
263
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,766
Oh no, I get 18K. For him. Ricky
Martin.
264
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:19,766
I haven't formed an emotional
attachment. You got kids?
265
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,646
The timing was never right.
266
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:24,366
You didn't find a man until
Mother Nature withdrew her favours.
267
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,326
Aw! Career woman?
268
00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:27,926
Librarian.
269
00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:30,846
Hardly worth it, was it?
270
00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:32,886
Where did you meet?
271
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:39,423
It was in the poetry section, reading Byron,
Wordsworth, "I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud".
272
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,173
In a cloud if I know Frank.
273
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,274
We had an immediate attraction.
274
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:43,510
Oh yeah, we had one of them.
275
00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:46,672
I got knocked up in the gents
in the Wigan Casino all-nighter.
276
00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:50,046
That's where we made little Fifi.
Fiona.
277
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:51,526
Oh.
278
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:55,446
It's supposed to be in three weeks.
I really don't see how we can go ahead.
279
00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:58,606
Oh, but it's exactly what
Debbie would have wanted.
280
00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,326
New beginnings.
281
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:03,286
Oh, you must go ahead.
282
00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:04,326
I don't think Frank...
283
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:08,326
I know how to get around Frank.
You leave him to me.
284
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:22,446
Usual, Monica?
285
00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:24,846
What, in my State?
286
00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:28,846
Just a single.
287
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,846
Oh.
288
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:34,566
Debbie would have loved that.
289
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:37,966
Except for the flowers.
She weren't big on lilies.
290
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,886
On the house. Sorry for your loss.
291
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:44,886
Thanks, Jamie.
292
00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:55,086
To Debbie.
293
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:09,166
It's...our little girl.
It's our Debbie.
294
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:15,646
Please, Frank, don't.
295
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:20,286
We had a whip-round.
The wake's on us. Food, booze.
296
00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:25,686
Oh, man, that's such a comfort.
297
00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:29,846
Debbie wouldn't have
wanted this.
298
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:33,846
All these miserable faces.
299
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:37,526
Let's celebrate her life, eh?
300
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:41,966
Drinks for everyone.
301
00:19:43,087 --> 00:19:46,206
A toast. For Debbie.
302
00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,726
It's not like we can't afford it.
303
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:52,726
I've got some cash coming my way.
304
00:19:58,007 --> 00:20:02,006
Cilla's out like a light.
305
00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:08,166
OK?
306
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,246
Feel like shit.
307
00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:11,286
Exhausted with it all.
308
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:13,886
Mam, don't be embarrassed.
309
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,766
When me and your dad separated
I did anything
310
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,566
and everything to get some
sense of self-worth.
311
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:23,566
To prove to myself that
I was still attractive.
312
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:27,686
Desirable.
313
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:32,206
Well I think you're lovely.
314
00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,526
Even in the light.
315
00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:37,126
A beauty all your own.
316
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:40,206
Do you think?
Yeah.
317
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:44,206
And once you get past the accent
and that you always reminded me
318
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:45,606
a bit of Dawn French.
319
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,486
Fucking hell, Mickey,
she's twice the size of me.
320
00:20:48,487 --> 00:20:49,886
But gorgeous.
321
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:53,886
When Cilla asks me who her dad
is I want to be able to tell her.
322
00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:58,846
I want to look her in the eye
and give her his name.
323
00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:03,566
Must think I'm some kind of slut.
324
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,966
Mam.
325
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,966
I'm a 21st century type of guy.
326
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,646
I've probably slept with more
than that on a busy weekend.
327
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,966
You know, birds, obviously.
328
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,966
Tits and stuff. Flange.
329
00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:33,446
Tell her, Dad was the most
handsome man you'd ever met.
330
00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:37,126
That he was here on a fact-finding
trip from the States.
331
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:41,126
Something to do with housing policy
under a directive from "Baracks Obama".
332
00:21:43,047 --> 00:21:45,886
And you fell for his manly
charms.
333
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,686
The way his muscles strained against
the pure white cotton of his shirt.
334
00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:53,686
You had one night of love
and Cilla was born from that love.
335
00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:56,926
Months later he found out
you was up the spout.
336
00:21:56,927 --> 00:21:59,406
Was on his way back,
died in a plane crash.
337
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,246
Do you reckon she'll buy that?
338
00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:05,246
Yes.
339
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:18,966
Silver lining for your black cloud.
340
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:25,406
♪ Will you ever
know that you're my hero?
341
00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:31,886
♪ Everything I would like to be. ♪
342
00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:33,686
This is just a warm-up.
343
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,686
When we have the real wake, we'll give
our Debbie one hell of a send off.
344
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:44,046
We'll give her a celebration
she'll never forget.
345
00:22:44,087 --> 00:22:45,486
We'll never forget.
346
00:22:45,487 --> 00:22:46,966
♪ Wings. ♪
347
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:50,126
What are you having?
348
00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:54,126
Jamie, a drink for the future
Mrs Gallagher.
349
00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:55,406
No, I'm fine thanks.
350
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,686
Are you sure?
351
00:22:56,687 --> 00:22:58,646
Don't worry. He's safe.
352
00:22:58,647 --> 00:23:00,686
It's just that we've got a past,
me and him.
353
00:23:00,687 --> 00:23:02,286
Past.
354
00:23:02,287 --> 00:23:03,766
I gave him
the best years of my life.
355
00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:05,206
Twice!
356
00:23:05,207 --> 00:23:09,206
He's all yours, lovey,
my heart belongs to another.
357
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,126
My civil partner.
358
00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:17,126
I'm gay. Got married in a posh tent
in Devon. Are you shocked?
359
00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,206
I was just wondering.
360
00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:23,206
I'm so, so sorry. It's terrible when
your children die before you.
361
00:23:23,287 --> 00:23:24,606
Not nature's way.
362
00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:27,686
You have never lost a kid.
363
00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:30,006
I might as well have lost my Rodney.
364
00:23:30,007 --> 00:23:31,526
For all the use he is.
365
00:23:34,007 --> 00:23:37,646
I was just wondering when you'd be
coming back to the house?
366
00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:40,886
It's Liam. He needs his mum,
he needs you there.
367
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,006
So I'm a bad mother now?
368
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,006
No, no.
369
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,486
Someone who can't even produce
370
00:23:47,487 --> 00:23:50,686
a child of their own calling me
a bad mother.
371
00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:51,846
That's not what I said.
372
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,686
Here's me grieving and she's
telling me I'm a bad mother.
373
00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:56,726
I didn't. I didn't say that.
374
00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:00,726
Fuck sake. Show some sensitivity.
375
00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:04,726
You should be helping
instead of hindering.
376
00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:08,726
It's all right. It's OK.
377
00:24:14,847 --> 00:24:16,166
About before.
378
00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:18,326
The less said from you the better.
379
00:24:18,327 --> 00:24:21,006
You need to lie down.
380
00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:22,526
You're exhausted.
381
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,926
That baby will come out
pie-eyed.
382
00:24:24,927 --> 00:24:27,486
She should be ashamed of herself.
383
00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:31,486
Everyone deals with
grief in different ways.
384
00:24:31,607 --> 00:24:35,606
And getting pissed and moving back
in with her ex is hers, I suppose?
385
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,806
I thought you were
cleverer than that.
386
00:24:41,807 --> 00:24:43,766
Your aura's all wrong.
387
00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:46,286
For a soon to be married man.
388
00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:50,286
Oh, that'll be the small
matter of losing our daughter
389
00:24:52,247 --> 00:24:54,326
Don't grieve, Love.
390
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,246
She's on a higher plane.
391
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:01,246
I studied under a Reiki
Master in Glastonbury.
392
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:04,446
Three months in a year.
393
00:25:04,447 --> 00:25:08,446
Your kundalini needs raising.
394
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,966
Your chakras can't
function properly.
395
00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:15,766
Oh, I feel for you.
396
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:19,766
There is nothing wrong with me
other than the obvious.
397
00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:27,206
Spirits battling.
398
00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:30,006
"Am I doing the right thing?"
399
00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:34,006
If you mean Libby,
I am doing the right thing.
400
00:25:38,127 --> 00:25:39,646
Someone needs to tell Fiona.
401
00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:41,086
Then call her.
402
00:25:41,087 --> 00:25:44,406
It's not something you can do over the phone.
She'll be upset. Need family with her.
403
00:25:44,407 --> 00:25:47,526
She's got a husband.
404
00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:48,846
I'll call you when I get there.
405
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:51,446
And me and Fiona can drive over
and see Lip.
406
00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:53,766
There's no way I can let you leave.
407
00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:55,246
You can't stop me.
408
00:25:55,247 --> 00:25:59,246
Wait there,
I'll fetch your mum and dad.
409
00:26:00,047 --> 00:26:04,046
Liam's...
410
00:26:13,576 --> 00:26:17,575
Lib.
411
00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:19,855
It wasn't how it looked.
412
00:26:19,856 --> 00:26:22,655
Her on her knees? You with your
trousersround your ankles?!
413
00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:24,535
Libby, she was just trying it on.
414
00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:28,015
You know, Indian head massages.
She was trying to raise me diphthong.
415
00:26:28,016 --> 00:26:32,015
You've got cold feet, been having
second thoughts - it's obvious.
416
00:26:32,536 --> 00:26:36,535
I've been having them ever
since we named the day.
417
00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:40,375
Ah, fuck.
418
00:26:40,376 --> 00:26:42,575
Look, I've been thinking about
me track record
419
00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:45,535
and whether I've got the stamina
for another stab at matrimony,
420
00:26:45,536 --> 00:26:48,255
and the fact that I'm still here
says yes...
421
00:26:48,256 --> 00:26:50,575
says I still want to marry you.
422
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:51,615
Doesn't it?
423
00:26:51,616 --> 00:26:55,615
I don't know.
424
00:26:56,936 --> 00:26:59,175
Nothing happened!
425
00:26:59,176 --> 00:27:03,175
And if you don't believe that,
let's call the whole thing off.
426
00:27:16,056 --> 00:27:17,335
I owe you an apology.
427
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:20,335
I was rude, insensitive.
428
00:27:20,336 --> 00:27:24,335
Obviously I didn't know and, erm...
429
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:28,935
I'm sorry.
430
00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:31,055
Cheers.
431
00:27:31,056 --> 00:27:34,615
How about you buy me
a drink some time?
432
00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:35,655
Make up for it.
433
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:38,695
I don't drink.
434
00:27:38,696 --> 00:27:40,975
I'm Muslim.
435
00:27:40,976 --> 00:27:43,655
You're not supposed to drink?
436
00:27:43,656 --> 00:27:46,215
What about summat to eat, then?
437
00:27:46,216 --> 00:27:48,015
Muslims eat, don't they?
438
00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:49,375
It's been known.
439
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:53,375
Chinese buffet in town, all you can
eat for a fiver.
440
00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:01,895
Can't blame a man for trying,
can you, Ches?
441
00:28:01,896 --> 00:28:03,255
Do yourself a favour, mate...
442
00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:04,375
Don't go there.
443
00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:06,175
She's more trouble than she's worth.
444
00:28:06,176 --> 00:28:07,295
You'll never change him.
445
00:28:07,296 --> 00:28:09,775
Two previous wives
failed miserably
446
00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:11,735
and you've got nothing
they weren't equipped with.
447
00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:13,775
It's time to admit defeat.
448
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,440
Surrender.
449
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,783
There's no shame in it.
450
00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:23,535
You want to be with me? Say it!
451
00:28:24,426 --> 00:28:26,776
I want to be with you.
452
00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:32,735
Say it again.
453
00:28:32,736 --> 00:28:36,735
I want to be with you.
454
00:28:37,056 --> 00:28:39,015
I want to marry you.
455
00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:40,322
Prove it.
456
00:28:45,576 --> 00:28:46,855
It's a start.
457
00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:49,695
Anyway, as soon as Milly's
here in the morning, I'll be gone.
458
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:53,695
Good.
459
00:28:53,736 --> 00:28:57,735
That's my house, you old bitch!
460
00:28:59,016 --> 00:29:01,815
It stopped being your house
when you walked out.
461
00:29:01,816 --> 00:29:03,295
For the second time.
462
00:29:03,296 --> 00:29:05,975
Oh, give it a bloody rest, Liam.
463
00:29:05,976 --> 00:29:09,015
I had to go. This place was
killing me and you know it.
464
00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,495
Why did you come back?
465
00:29:10,496 --> 00:29:11,935
For you.
466
00:29:11,936 --> 00:29:12,975
And Carl.
467
00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,175
Your sister's dead.
468
00:29:14,176 --> 00:29:15,655
Why did you really come back?
469
00:29:15,656 --> 00:29:17,895
I'm your mother.
Isn't that reason enough?
470
00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,295
No.
471
00:29:19,296 --> 00:29:23,295
Anyway what's between your dad
and me is above right and wrong.
472
00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:25,095
No, not now!
473
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,215
Someone's trying to get through.
474
00:29:27,216 --> 00:29:29,055
Away! Away!
475
00:29:29,056 --> 00:29:33,055
Get away from me!
476
00:29:52,936 --> 00:29:54,535
She came to me.
477
00:29:54,536 --> 00:29:57,495
Debbie came to me. She can't rest!
478
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,055
She was holding a dress,
479
00:29:59,056 --> 00:30:03,055
a wedding dress
and she was shaking her head.
480
00:30:03,576 --> 00:30:07,575
Came to you in a dream, as opposed
to you just having a dream?
481
00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:11,095
You won't stifle my spirit
with your cynicism.
482
00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:13,215
I've had visitations in the past,
all proved true.
483
00:30:13,216 --> 00:30:14,695
A coalition government,
484
00:30:14,696 --> 00:30:18,135
collapse of the banking system,
Dannii Minogue's pregnancy.
485
00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:20,455
Her spirit's in torment.
486
00:30:20,456 --> 00:30:24,215
She can't pass over
until she's healed.
487
00:30:24,216 --> 00:30:26,655
Only you can heal her, Frank.
488
00:30:26,656 --> 00:30:29,175
You have the power.
489
00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:38,335
We've got to focus, concentrate.
Can you switch your phones off?
490
00:30:38,616 --> 00:30:39,975
What's going on, Mum?
491
00:30:39,976 --> 00:30:43,975
Just clearing the channels.
She's trying to come through!
492
00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:52,215
It's bad spirits.
493
00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:53,255
Out!
494
00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:55,015
Out!
495
00:30:55,016 --> 00:30:57,895
Out!
496
00:31:00,096 --> 00:31:02,935
She says she's been trying to call you but
there's something wrong with your phones.
497
00:31:02,936 --> 00:31:03,935
Who?
498
00:31:03,936 --> 00:31:07,935
Debbie.
499
00:31:08,816 --> 00:31:12,295
She's alive.
500
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:16,295
Alive!
501
00:31:25,616 --> 00:31:28,695
Don't be waiting for a wedding
invitation - you won't be invited.
502
00:31:28,696 --> 00:31:32,215
He'll let you down.
503
00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:36,215
Might take months,
might take years...
504
00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:38,975
..probably take weeks.
505
00:31:38,976 --> 00:31:42,975
But he'll let you down.
506
00:31:49,936 --> 00:31:53,255
It was just a joke,
that got out of hand.
507
00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:54,775
You knew what you were doing, Mum.
508
00:31:54,776 --> 00:31:58,775
I find out our marriage is over,
in a letter.
509
00:31:58,776 --> 00:31:59,935
A letter?!
510
00:31:59,936 --> 00:32:01,295
Brought it on yourself.
511
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:02,735
Abandonment?!
512
00:32:02,736 --> 00:32:05,575
I never even had him to abandon -
he always had something
513
00:32:05,576 --> 00:32:09,575
more interesting to occupy himself
with than me or his kids.
514
00:32:10,576 --> 00:32:13,135
I just wanted to hurt him,
like he hurt me.
515
00:32:13,136 --> 00:32:15,175
So you tell him Debbie's dead
to hurt him?
516
00:32:15,176 --> 00:32:18,255
All right, so I was wrong -
naughty Mummy!
517
00:32:18,256 --> 00:32:19,695
You hurt the rest of us too.
518
00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:23,695
How dare he be so fucking happy!
519
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:29,575
I've got 18 grand
coming my way.
520
00:32:29,576 --> 00:32:30,855
Come with me.
521
00:32:30,856 --> 00:32:32,495
No.
522
00:32:32,496 --> 00:32:35,295
Disneyland?
523
00:32:35,296 --> 00:32:39,255
Florida, not the shit one.
524
00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:40,975
All right.
525
00:32:40,976 --> 00:32:42,255
You'd better be off, then.
526
00:32:42,256 --> 00:32:43,815
I'll wait until the bus comes.
527
00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:46,415
It'll only make it worse.
528
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:48,295
Anyway, your dad'll need you.
529
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:49,375
He'll be all right.
530
00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:51,055
Stag night should sort him out.
531
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,135
Stag night?
532
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:56,135
Tonight. Bye.
533
00:33:22,896 --> 00:33:24,215
Jackson!
534
00:33:24,216 --> 00:33:26,135
Stag do, tonight?
535
00:33:26,136 --> 00:33:28,255
Sorry - I'm busy, Carl.
Relatives coming.
536
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,615
Lockdown!
537
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:30,775
Forgot to tell you,
538
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:34,775
They've cancelled. He'll be there.
539
00:33:35,376 --> 00:33:36,735
Fuck d'you do that for?
540
00:33:36,736 --> 00:33:40,655
Because it's the third time you've been
asked and the third time you've said no.
541
00:33:40,656 --> 00:33:42,015
What have I got in common
with any of them?
542
00:33:42,016 --> 00:33:43,255
Football, politics?
543
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:46,095
I'm sure they might not even have heard
of Martin Luther King
544
00:33:46,096 --> 00:33:48,095
and swung their pants to Bob Marley.
545
00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:50,095
You think this is about colour?
546
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:53,095
No - I think it's about you
being an uptight,
547
00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:56,215
conceited tosspot with
a superiority complex.
548
00:33:56,216 --> 00:34:00,215
You're a trainee teacher,
not a fucking Nobel Prize winner.
549
00:34:00,216 --> 00:34:02,575
And if we've got any chance
of fitting in round here
550
00:34:02,576 --> 00:34:04,230
you'd do well to remember that.
551
00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:09,554
I am not having a stag do!
552
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:11,295
Look, we need to celebrate.
553
00:34:11,572 --> 00:34:13,735
Liam's good as well
to keep an eye on him.
554
00:34:13,736 --> 00:34:16,400
Someone's got to make sure he gets home in
one piece and it ain't going to be me.
555
00:34:16,601 --> 00:34:18,962
No, no, no, we need a theme.
556
00:34:19,176 --> 00:34:20,855
Come as your favourite blonde!
557
00:34:20,856 --> 00:34:24,855
Er... Marilyn, er,
Madonna, Hulk Hogan.
558
00:34:25,216 --> 00:34:25,815
Elvis?
559
00:34:25,816 --> 00:34:27,895
Elvis?
Ooh, I am liking that one.
560
00:34:27,896 --> 00:34:29,735
Young Elvis, old Elvis, fat Elvis.
561
00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:33,295
Dead Elvis.I am not fucking
dressing up for anyone.
562
00:34:33,296 --> 00:34:37,295
Which means there's only
one thing for it, then.
563
00:34:53,776 --> 00:34:55,695
Jackson. Voddie chaser?
564
00:34:55,696 --> 00:34:58,015
Bit early, cheers, Jamie.
Half a lager'll do me.
565
00:35:13,306 --> 00:35:17,305
That's more like it, baby!
566
00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:40,065
Open them legs!
Fuckin' have some of that!
567
00:35:59,146 --> 00:36:02,705
Get up, lad! Get up, lad!
568
00:36:02,706 --> 00:36:04,745
Party games!
569
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:08,745
Oh, fuck that.
How old do you think I am?
570
00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:15,105
Bouncy castle!
571
00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:26,705
Pin the tail on the donkey!
572
00:36:56,426 --> 00:37:00,425
Hey, y'know, to say that I was
not looking forward to tonight
573
00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,705
is an understatement.
574
00:37:03,706 --> 00:37:04,905
Obviously!
575
00:37:04,906 --> 00:37:08,905
But it has been
fuckin' monu-fuckin'-mental.
576
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:18,865
It's times like this when you, you,
you know who your real friends are.
577
00:37:21,226 --> 00:37:25,025
We love you, too, Frank.
578
00:37:25,026 --> 00:37:27,905
Friends,
579
00:37:27,906 --> 00:37:31,065
brothers, in arms, y'know,
who care, y'know,
580
00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:34,585
who's willing to go that extra mile.
581
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:38,585
I think that's going
a bit too far, actually, mate.
582
00:37:46,706 --> 00:37:50,305
Bastards! You bas...!
583
00:37:50,306 --> 00:37:54,305
Liam! Liam!
584
00:37:55,346 --> 00:37:59,345
Liam, Liam!
585
00:38:04,466 --> 00:38:06,105
You look like shit, Mimi.
586
00:38:06,106 --> 00:38:07,625
And you sell your fanny
for a living,
587
00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:09,425
but do you hear me
going on about that?
588
00:38:09,426 --> 00:38:13,305
What was it exactly
they were arrested for?
589
00:38:13,306 --> 00:38:17,305
♪ Chariots Of Fire: VANGELIS
590
00:38:29,186 --> 00:38:30,545
So did Frank behave himself?
591
00:38:30,546 --> 00:38:31,705
I made sure of it.
592
00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:33,545
Home. Please. Now.
593
00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:34,985
Sorry?!
594
00:38:34,986 --> 00:38:36,625
She's due a feed in an hour.
595
00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:38,585
Good night?
596
00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:41,505
Was all right. Wouldn't have bothered
going if you hadn't pushed me.
597
00:38:41,506 --> 00:38:44,865
Fry up back at home, Carl.
598
00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:48,865
Vitamin C and a darkened room.
599
00:38:55,906 --> 00:38:59,905
Wait!
600
00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:04,225
Where's Frank?
601
00:39:06,906 --> 00:39:09,865
It was a night of revelry,
high spirits.
602
00:39:09,866 --> 00:39:13,865
All I want to know is, where is he?
603
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:18,825
Will you please take this seriously?
Frank is missing.
604
00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:20,545
The man I intend to marry
605
00:39:20,546 --> 00:39:24,145
has disappeared and
I need to know where he's got to!
606
00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:28,145
Off dipping his wick somewhere
it's not wanted. Spilling his seed.
607
00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:32,705
Look, we're sorry,
we can't really remember much.
608
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:33,905
Where did you see him last?
609
00:39:33,906 --> 00:39:37,785
Before we proceed,
I think Liam should leave the room.
610
00:39:37,786 --> 00:39:38,905
This could get ugly.
611
00:39:38,906 --> 00:39:40,625
He's fine with ugly.
612
00:39:40,626 --> 00:39:44,625
That brass was a right minger,
weren't she?
613
00:39:54,386 --> 00:39:58,385
A prostitute?! No offence.
614
00:39:58,626 --> 00:40:01,185
None taken.
Even I draw the line at prepubescent.
615
00:40:01,186 --> 00:40:03,105
And whose bright idea was that?
616
00:40:03,106 --> 00:40:04,905
What were you doing in a brothel?
617
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:07,665
You weren't treating
Frank to anything, were you?
618
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,785
No. He weren't there, then.
He'd left.
619
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:11,185
Left? You let him go?
620
00:40:11,186 --> 00:40:12,865
On his own?
621
00:40:12,866 --> 00:40:16,345
Libby, we were pissed.
622
00:40:16,346 --> 00:40:18,185
What those men did...
623
00:40:18,186 --> 00:40:20,785
I call them men.
624
00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:24,145
Your first time only happens once and
it shouldn't happen at the age of 12,
625
00:40:24,146 --> 00:40:26,825
shoved into a room with a
woman old enough to be your mother.
626
00:40:26,826 --> 00:40:27,865
She was 18.
627
00:40:27,866 --> 00:40:31,465
I don't know if that's worse.
628
00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:34,025
We didn't do it.
629
00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:38,025
You mean you're...intacto?
630
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:41,465
I'm not sure that term applies
to the male of the species.
631
00:40:41,466 --> 00:40:43,465
I gave her the money for her time,
632
00:40:43,466 --> 00:40:45,025
won it back in a game
of three-card brag.
633
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:49,025
Kept enough for
a fish supper and a cab home.
634
00:40:49,866 --> 00:40:52,825
When was the last time you saw him?
635
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,505
Think, Liam, please.
636
00:40:55,506 --> 00:40:59,265
In the cemetery.
637
00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:03,265
He'll be all right.
I know he will be.
638
00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:08,505
Yeah. No.
639
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:11,225
Yeah, but no.
640
00:41:11,226 --> 00:41:14,225
But it can't be, "Yeah, but no."
You either saw him or you didn't.
641
00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:17,665
It was someone like that, but black.
642
00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:19,985
This guy was dressed like that,
but a dwarf.
643
00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:21,905
No, he was definitely Asian.
644
00:41:21,906 --> 00:41:25,905
He had a terrible problem
with saliva. Kept dribbling.
645
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:35,625
These are from Mimi. You told her
we were having Libby's hen do here?
646
00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:36,665
Mm-hmm.
647
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,225
Why?
648
00:41:38,226 --> 00:41:41,305
Cos Libby needs cheering up
and I fancy a bit of female company.
649
00:41:41,306 --> 00:41:42,465
Who's invited?
650
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:45,465
Plenty more where this came from.
Loads left in the kitty, too.
651
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:47,465
We can splash
what's left on a stripper.
652
00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:51,465
Bit of a busman's holiday
for me, Lillian. No cock, please.
653
00:41:51,826 --> 00:41:54,385
So, lager, cider, vodka, mixers.
654
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:55,407
And no cock.
655
00:41:55,527 --> 00:41:56,910
I'll have a cock, if it's on offer.
656
00:41:57,030 --> 00:41:58,265
You'll have to bring your own.
657
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,917
Can we not just have a little cock?
658
00:42:00,037 --> 00:42:02,120
A little one's
hardly worth having, is it?
659
00:42:07,866 --> 00:42:11,545
Just off to the pub.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
660
00:42:11,546 --> 00:42:13,625
Don't rush back.
661
00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:14,945
And, ladies!
662
00:42:14,946 --> 00:42:18,625
Sorry. Can I just ask that you don't
touch the vinyl? Collector's items.
663
00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:21,505
Alphabetised, would you believe?
664
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:23,945
I would, if I knew what it meant.
665
00:42:23,946 --> 00:42:25,625
I should move this, too.
666
00:42:26,055 --> 00:42:27,640
Bloody hell, it looks like
a brewery under here.
667
00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:28,575
Ah, shit!
668
00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,519
You've not toasted Libby yet!
669
00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:33,164
And you're not getting out of here
until you do.
670
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:48,665
Put a smile on your face,
for everyone else's sake,
671
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,425
if not your own.
672
00:42:50,426 --> 00:42:53,025
Something's wrong, Mum.
I can feel it.
673
00:42:53,026 --> 00:42:57,025
Liam said he's done this type of thing a
thousand times when he was with Monica.
674
00:42:57,026 --> 00:42:59,345
But he's never done it once
while he's been with me.
675
00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:01,865
Maybe he's got cold feet.
676
00:43:01,866 --> 00:43:04,745
There's no maybe about it,
the man doesn't want to marry you.
677
00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:07,025
What more does he need
to do to convince you?
678
00:43:07,026 --> 00:43:09,065
You're determined to see me unhappy.
679
00:43:09,066 --> 00:43:10,905
I'm determined
to make you see sense.
680
00:43:10,906 --> 00:43:12,505
You asked him to prove he loved you
681
00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:16,505
and he's failed miserably.
End of story.
682
00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:20,105
All right? Don't mind, do you?
683
00:43:20,106 --> 00:43:21,945
The pub was a bit empty.
684
00:43:21,946 --> 00:43:23,545
Food's that way.
Booze on the table.
685
00:43:23,546 --> 00:43:27,545
Anything could land us in court's in
the backyard and at your own risk.
686
00:43:31,426 --> 00:43:34,065
How many's he had?
687
00:43:34,066 --> 00:43:36,105
One.
688
00:43:36,106 --> 00:43:38,785
Yes, lads! You made it!
689
00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:41,505
I think Mum might be right.
690
00:43:41,506 --> 00:43:43,545
Maybe I pushed him too far,
691
00:43:43,546 --> 00:43:45,745
made too many demands.
692
00:43:45,746 --> 00:43:48,025
Maybe I've frightened him off.
693
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:52,025
Maybe he's sleeping off
the mother of all hangovers
694
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:56,265
and you'll see him bright
and bushy-eyed tomorrow morning.
695
00:43:57,386 --> 00:44:00,305
Chill, Libs. Stress is a killer!
696
00:44:00,306 --> 00:44:03,665
Never happier than when she's
got something to complain about.
697
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:09,905
Will you look at that?
698
00:44:09,906 --> 00:44:12,145
Terrible behaviour.
699
00:44:12,146 --> 00:44:16,145
Off! Off! Off!
700
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:20,185
Off! Off! Off!
701
00:44:20,546 --> 00:44:24,545
What is it you're on, Mimi?
702
00:44:35,426 --> 00:44:39,425
Holy Mother preserve us!
703
00:44:45,746 --> 00:44:48,225
Come on, Mimi, it's not that big!
704
00:44:48,226 --> 00:44:50,036
Come on, Mum.Mum?
705
00:44:50,561 --> 00:44:52,025
Oh, fuck! Ambulance. Quick!
706
00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:53,569
Mam? Mam!
707
00:44:53,689 --> 00:44:54,846
Give us your phone.
Mam?
708
00:45:03,906 --> 00:45:07,385
Good luck, Mimi!
709
00:45:17,826 --> 00:45:21,825
Frank!
710
00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:27,385
'And even if you do find
that you are indeed
711
00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:34,665
'the only being in existence and that
everyone else, everything else in your world
712
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:40,065
'is merely a figment
of your imagination, just enjoy it.'
713
00:46:00,266 --> 00:46:01,983
I heard a whisper
that Frank's missing.
714
00:46:02,103 --> 00:46:03,980
Libby! We have to get back to Libby!
715
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,841
You're not up to running
the business, Shane.
716
00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:06,660
Bollocks!
717
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:08,510
I'm married to the
head of the family now.
718
00:46:10,706 --> 00:46:12,425
If I make a complaint,
you could lose your job?
719
00:46:12,426 --> 00:46:15,665
Liam and Stella are my
babies and they should be with me.
720
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:18,830
If it carries on like this we'll lose
the business or someone'll get hurt.
721
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,299
Finish it now!
722
00:46:20,741 --> 00:46:22,625
Yeees!
723
00:46:22,626 --> 00:46:23,825
Yes!
724
00:46:23,826 --> 00:46:25,665
You called the council.
725
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,505
You're not taking
Liam and Stella away.
726
00:46:27,506 --> 00:46:31,505
We have got to find your father.
727
00:46:35,706 --> 00:46:45,705
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
728
00:47:12,026 --> 00:47:15,825
'You hear about
these alien abductions
729
00:47:15,826 --> 00:47:19,825
'and it's all terror and fear.
One-eyed green monsters dragging you
730
00:47:20,026 --> 00:47:24,025
'across the universe
to aid their experiments.
731
00:47:24,066 --> 00:47:28,065
'But that's not been my experience.
732
00:47:28,186 --> 00:47:31,025
'Quite the opposite, in fact.
733
00:47:31,026 --> 00:47:33,945
'No complaints thus far.
734
00:47:33,946 --> 00:47:35,305
'No interference of any sort.
735
00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:38,665
'You know, no temperature taken, no
blood pressure, no blood samples.
736
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:42,665
'Even managed to escape
the old anal probing.
737
00:47:46,426 --> 00:47:50,425
'I think I spoke too soon.'
738
00:47:53,426 --> 00:47:57,425
Argh!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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