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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys making a mess
of the lives they were given
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by 'im upstairs...
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented -
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to calm us all down,
stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our head.
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But you pay the taxes!
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers,
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Scatter. Party!
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LIAM: Some old fellawas found dead in his bed.
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Nothing unusual in that.
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Apart from the fact he'd snuffed itat least six months previous.
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Nothing unusual in that,apart from the fact
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that he lived in a busy street
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that prides itself on Neighbourhood Watchand community spirit.
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But somewhere amongst all thatbonhomie, a human being had died
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and no-one had even noticed,because they were all too busy,
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too selfish to clock it.
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All right, babes.
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What we need is for someone toshake us out of this sleep we're in,
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to remind us that we're all cogsin a big machine
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and if we don't start looking aftereach other, then we're doomed.
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We need someone to show us the way,set an example.
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We need a hero!
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But where are you going to findone of them around here, eh?
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Hey...the one thing I do not need
when I'm in this much of a hurry
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is one of your floozies
taking space in the bathroom.
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Yeah, happy 50th birthday,
you miserable bastard.
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And I didn't pull a floozy last night.
I'm very happy with Maxine.
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15 minutes she was in there,
with her ablutions.
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I'm outside, bladder's bursting.
Had to take a piss in the sink in the end.
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Why bring her here?
What if Maxine finds out?!
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Finds out what, Frank?
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Oh, my dad was just asking me
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how I think you'd react if
you caught me with this lady here.
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I'd rip his balls off.
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I wouldn't blame you.
Hey, morning, Frank. Remember me?
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Yeah, we met in The Jockey last night.
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Yeah, we had a few drinks, got chatting
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and before long,
we found ourselves back here,
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one thing led to another
and, er, here she is...
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We are. Isn't that right? Enjoy it?
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Fucking hell! (GROANS)
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Happy birthday, mate!
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None of this would've happened
if I'd got my alarm clock I asked for.
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Where've you been,
you selfish little shit?
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Out earning a living,
so don't wag a finger at me,
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you job-shy, sponging waste of space!
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Don't talk to me like that.
I've got a job, and all. I contribute!
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I've got a job.
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Wouldn't really call it a job.
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Oh, well what would you call it,
then, smartarse?
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Community service?
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# My boy lollipop... #
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Come on.
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# You make my heartgo giddy-up... #
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(HORN TOOTS)
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Nice to see you paying your debt
to society, Gallagher.
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(POP!)
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(LAUGHS)
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Not long now.
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Half of me can't wait.
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The other half
don't want it to happen at all.
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They say you forget the pain, though.
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How could you forget the sensation
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of having an eight-pound bundle
of flesh and bone
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trying to fight its way out your minge?
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Seven I've had. There's more scar tissue
down there than fanny now.
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I remember Paddy telling me
he'd finished.
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I didn't even know he'd started.
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Like chucking a chipolata
up the Mersey tunnel.
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All sense of grip gone.
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Worth it, though.
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When you've got that little bundle
in your arms, it's all worth it.
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I just want it out now.
I mean, two weeks overdue.
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I was three weeks over
carrying our Jamie.
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A few tricks you might want to try.
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Me and Paddy were at it 24/7
to try and budge him.
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Tried that.
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I love you.
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God, I love you.
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Curry?
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Heartburn.
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Get a few gins down your neck.
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Might that damage the baby?
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Nah, I did it with all of mine.
They turned out OK.
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- Where do you want these, Mam?
- Kitchen.
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(TINNY MUSIC)
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All this is for Liam, is it?
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His birthday party tonight as well.
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Oh...
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I feel sorry for Liam having
to share a birthday with you.
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He'd have been better off born with
the number of the beast on his head.
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Oh, well...
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Nin!
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All right, Nin!
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How's my second favourite
great-grandson?
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Yeah, I'm cool. This is
my girlfriend, Max. This is Nin.
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Hiya. Fancy a brew?
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Oh, that would be lovely.
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- Happy birthday, Liam.
- Nin!
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NIN: And happy birthday, Vernon.
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Oh, cheers, Nin.
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I would've been round sooner
but Jonty went hypoglycaemic,
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so I've spent half the morning
force-feeding him Mars bars.
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Sister.
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Thank Christ for that.
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Well, I've come round
to offer my services.
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I heard Monica had
popped out for a loaf again.
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Oh, I wonder
where you heard that from(!)
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Thanks, love. Well, I love cooking,
cleaning, ironing's a doddle,
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babies need a mother, so do young boys.
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And with Debbie in the Army now...
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I don't think that's going to work, Nin.
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It can't be easy, with Monica leaving.
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Well, we've all adapted.
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Nin could come
a couple of nights a week, maybe.
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You could stay over.
Liam'd bunk in Stella's room.
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Yes, you could go out
for a pint, I could babysit.
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No. No, it's too much. Much too much.
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No way.
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...hell.
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All right.
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It was just a thought.
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I've got to get off now.
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Jonty'll be needing a feed.
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Yeah... Eh, don't be a stranger.
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I'll pop round when I can. Bye, darling.
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Nice to meet ya.
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You're welcome to come round
whenever you want.
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Yeah, whenever.
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OK, bye-bye.
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- You piece of shit.
- That was horrible. She's lonely.
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I'm lonely.
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You're a sociopath, she's an OAP.
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CARL: It's not always about you,
you know.
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- It's not...
- What about us and Liam?
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Oh.
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Nin wanted to help -
we could have done with it!
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You better have remembered
Liam's present. You promised him!
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Yeah, course I remembered!
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Not every day your youngest lad
reaches his teens, is it?
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He's 11.
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Get off me fuckin' case!
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Get out!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Micky, any chance you can use
your contacts in the underworld
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to get us one of them?
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Eight tonight, the latest?
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Cost ya.
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40 quid.
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- 45.
- 35.
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Deal.
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- Go on, kids.
- Liam told me about Nin.
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- Wait there.
- Nice one(!)
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Just what I need - Esther Rantzen!
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All that shit you fed us about
how Nin was the one that saved you
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when you were little and your mum died
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and how you were living
with your bastard of a father,
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that was all bollocks?
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So she moves in and it's all
cottage pies and starched shirts.
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But you know yourself, within weeks
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we'll be sponging her women's bits
and wiping her arse!
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I'm a single parent now,
got two kids under...
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12.
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At the age of 50,
I'd like a little bit of colour
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in my otherwise monochrome life!
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Selfish! Left the upbringing of his kids
to anyone that'd take 'em on,
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and I should know - I'm one of them!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made mistakes!
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Oh, I'm fallible!
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Let he who is without sin
cast the first st...
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Oh!
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Not funny son, not fuckin'...
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OK, OK, OK. Contrition you want,
and contrition you shall have!
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N-o-o-o!
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(HORN BLARES)
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- Oh!
- MAN: Dozy bastard!
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I shouldn't wear these things.
You saved my life.
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Just doing my duty, Mrs...?
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Miss. Miss Croker. Libby Croker.
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Thank you.
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Hey...
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What you after, Lillian?
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Can't I wish a friend and neighbour
all the best on his big one?
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Well, you could if I was
your friend and neighbour.
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And you're getting
nowhere near my big one.
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Your survival's been a combination
of advanced medical science
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and sheer bloody-mindedness.
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You can go when you've finished.
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Half a century, eh? Wish I'd had
a bet on that. Imagine the odds!
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- Of what?
- You still being here.
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And when it is your turn
to meet your maker,
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it'll be sudden,
like the flicking of a switch.
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ALL: # Happy birthday to you
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# Happy birthday to you
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# Happy birthday, dear... #
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What the fuck?
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Happy birthday, Dad.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, if you're wondering
why they all left,
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I'll enlighten you.
You're not worth hanging around for.
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I had something good, something
special with each of these women.
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They haven't had something good
with you, though, have they?
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Cos the minute they woke up
to what you were, they were gone,
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and I don't blame them,
cos the minute I can get out, I will.
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Well, why wait?
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MISS CROKER: Libby Croker.
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Miss Croker.
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(JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS)
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Could this get any better?
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I think it could.
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There's no need to apologise
for your father.
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He always was a selfish little shit.
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- Just like his mother.
- Was she as bad?
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Yeah, but at least she was sober.
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Well, some of the time.
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Now, you've had your birthday treat,
I want you and me to have a talk.
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If it's the birds and the bees thing,
it's about six weeks too late.
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You're full of promise, Liam.
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I want you to fulfil your potential.
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- Go for it.
- Give me a hand.
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Someday you're going to be
faced with a situation
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where to get where you want,
you have to tread on someone's head.
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And when that situation arises...
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I know, do the right thing.
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No, none of that touchy-feely bollocks.
Go for the jugular, the kill.
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- What kind of advice is that?
- Good advice. Carry no passengers.
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- Bit rich, coming from you.
- Jonty? I hate the fucking sight of him.
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If I'd known he was going to cabbage
within six months of our marriage,
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I'd have steered well clear.
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Look at him, useless.
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An endless drain on my time,
energy and resources.
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Oh, you don't mean that.
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I do.
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He'd be better off dead.
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Me and him both.
248
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:19,237
Here. You finish up and get off home.
249
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:24,152
(SQUELCHING)
250
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:28,076
Oh, God.
His bag's burst again.
251
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,996
I'll get the bucket,
you open the windows.
252
00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:34,472
(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
253
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:38,275
Weirdest place you've ever done it.
254
00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,919
Llandudno.
255
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,037
- BOTH: Bog on a train.
- Together?
256
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,715
- BOTH: No!
- Back of a police bike.
257
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,513
It were parked up. Spain.
258
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,239
- What, was it a copper?
- Yeah.
259
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,119
- Uniform, boots, tache?
- Uh-huh.
260
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,793
Lillian, weirdest place
you've ever done it?
261
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,793
Up the bum.
Brendan was a bugger for it.
262
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,314
(ALL GIGGLE)
263
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,474
Jamie!
264
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,676
He's at Frank's party with his ma and pa.
265
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:16,512
Get out.
266
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:20,912
The day of judgment looms, eh?
267
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,991
Pritchard Junior's gonna pop out
268
00:15:23,079 --> 00:15:25,036
and then you've got some
explaining to do, haven't you?
269
00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:28,749
- Well, I'll tell him if you want.
- Get out.
270
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:31,952
Sorry, Jamie.
271
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:37,439
Thing is, me and your missus,
we just couldn't help ourselves.
272
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,671
Some sort of attraction going on,
and try as we might...
273
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,072
...we just can't fight it.
274
00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:46,195
- I love Jamie.
- But you want me.
275
00:15:56,638 --> 00:15:58,755
He's reliable,
276
00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:04,152
solid, trustworthy, loyal, gentle.
277
00:16:04,238 --> 00:16:06,434
He'll make a lovely dad.
278
00:16:06,518 --> 00:16:08,635
And he bores the fuckin' arse off ya.
279
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,118
Get out!
280
00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,154
Ah!
281
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,878
Shit!
282
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,597
Get an ambulance!
283
00:16:17,718 --> 00:16:20,437
Oh, brilliant(!)
284
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,033
Jamie's gonna love this one!
285
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,915
Big daddy's gonna miss it!
286
00:16:25,997 --> 00:16:27,067
Please!
287
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:31,356
All these months of antenatal
and birth partner classes
288
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:34,794
and he's necking it round the Gallaghers'
when the big moment comes.
289
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,391
Priceless, Karen!
290
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:40,387
(GROANS)
291
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,510
Right, come here.
292
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:51,192
Fuck off!
293
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,949
I don't want you
294
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:54,595
anywhere near us!
295
00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:00,030
Your call.
296
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,070
Joe!
297
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,669
I need you to help me.
298
00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:12,193
Being a dad was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
299
00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:15,235
He used to say marrying me was
the best thing that ever happened to him.
300
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,955
Yeah, he'd be lying.
301
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:22,156
Just wait till the time comes, son.
This surge, this wall of emotion,
302
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,796
like you've never experienced
before in your life.
303
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,754
It'll happen the second
you clap eyes on them.
304
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:30,031
LILLIAN: It was three months
before I had the courage
305
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,595
to even squint at my Rodney.
306
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,348
The midwife gasped when he came out.
307
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,631
I'll just give Karen a call,
see if she's OK.
308
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:38,071
Hey, make the most of it,
son, while you can.
309
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,147
It'll be your last party
you go to for a few years.
310
00:17:40,235 --> 00:17:42,306
Karen'd call if she needed ya.
311
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:49,387
- No!
- (CHEERING)
312
00:17:59,274 --> 00:18:01,186
Right, drop 'em!
313
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:03,994
Where the fuck is the ambulance?!
314
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:05,872
Come on, come on, come on,
try and stay calm.
315
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:09,948
What... What did they tell you to do
in your classes?
316
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,707
I'll go see where they are.
317
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,468
Don't leave me!
318
00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:17,589
It's coming!
319
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:22,711
I'm scared, Joe.
320
00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:26,265
I'm scared. I'm scared!
321
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:34,188
This is your last chance.
This is your last chance.
322
00:18:34,273 --> 00:18:38,187
You say the word and we disappear.
You, me, and baby.
323
00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:41,072
We get away from this place,
get away from them.
324
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,304
You deserve better than this,
Karen, and you know it!
325
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,910
Jamie!
326
00:18:53,993 --> 00:18:58,465
(GROANS)
327
00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:06,667
What the fuck?
328
00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:18,827
Meet your son.
329
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,471
Joe.
330
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:41,985
Thank you.
331
00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:47,502
Oh, my God, he's beautiful.
332
00:19:47,591 --> 00:19:50,106
(BABY GURGLES)
333
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,900
Where's Stella?
334
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:09,143
I'm not her father.
I'm the 11-year-old kid, remember?
335
00:20:09,231 --> 00:20:11,825
- Well, when did you last have her?
- Kelly's got her.
336
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,862
Eh?
337
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,943
Happy belated birthday.
338
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,066
There's mud on the wheels.
339
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:25,110
Yeah, I had to ride it.
Delivery van broke down.
340
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:29,389
All right, it's knock-off.
But if you scratch off the serial number
341
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:32,304
and give it a re-spray,
it'll be as good as new.
342
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,870
How can I afford a new one?
343
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,465
Do what every other parent
around here does. Catalogue, borrow,
344
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:39,622
- could even try getting a job.
- I've got a...
345
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,781
- It's community...
- ...fuckin' service, yeah.
346
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,827
- Do you want this or what?
- Yeah.
347
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,788
Yeah, well, "Thank you, Dad."
348
00:20:48,389 --> 00:20:49,789
What's in for breakfast?
349
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,462
I've had mine.
350
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,586
Byron. Mad, bad
and dangerous to know.
351
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,343
Good to see you again. You all right?
352
00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:24,468
There aren't enough
men like you in the world.
353
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:27,586
Your wife's a very lucky lady.
354
00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:32,379
She's dead.
Dead... Dead...impressed.
355
00:21:32,468 --> 00:21:34,425
Well, she was, when we were together.
356
00:21:34,508 --> 00:21:35,624
Torn asunder.
357
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,461
Buggered off, yeah.
358
00:21:45,108 --> 00:21:47,065
Not seen you in here before.
359
00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:50,300
Well, I'm just, um...
helping me son with his revision.
360
00:21:50,388 --> 00:21:53,380
Getting a few research books,
you know.
361
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:56,027
I'd tell your son
to make the most of this place.
362
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,622
Might not be here much longer
if local government get their way.
363
00:21:58,707 --> 00:22:00,744
Oh.
364
00:22:00,827 --> 00:22:05,299
Well, get most stuff online now,
though, eh?
365
00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:06,582
That's no substitute for books.
366
00:22:09,107 --> 00:22:15,741
Opening, inviting you to turn,
explore, experience. Virginal.
367
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,705
Never forget a good one, do you?
368
00:22:17,787 --> 00:22:21,827
The majority of the internet's
used for porn, did you know that?
369
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:25,502
People would rather watch other people
making love than make love themselves,
370
00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:28,658
experience all that life has to offer
via a third party.
371
00:22:28,746 --> 00:22:31,420
Anything to stop them engaging.
372
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,745
You're not one of them, are you?
373
00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:38,261
Frank.
374
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,622
Are you a doer or a watcher, Francis?
375
00:22:44,706 --> 00:22:48,017
A doer, definitely. Always doing, me.
376
00:22:48,106 --> 00:22:51,497
Do you like to feel the paper, Frank?
377
00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:56,661
Are you a page turner
or a mouse scroller?
378
00:22:56,746 --> 00:23:00,216
Well, let me show you.
What you doing tonight?
379
00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:02,422
Tonight's an empty page.
380
00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:04,895
I've got a cracking quill. Plenty of ink.
381
00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:07,784
This lady doesn't surrender
her favours so easily.
382
00:23:10,145 --> 00:23:13,183
Thrill of the chase, eh?
383
00:23:13,265 --> 00:23:16,144
You try to pass yourself off
as a man of integrity,
384
00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:18,421
but for all I know,
you might be a charlatan.
385
00:23:18,505 --> 00:23:20,895
Oh, heaven forfend.
386
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:24,103
So, prove yourself...
387
00:23:29,745 --> 00:23:31,144
...Frank.
388
00:23:37,744 --> 00:23:40,020
Down. Down. Down.
389
00:23:41,864 --> 00:23:43,617
Thank you all so much.
390
00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,855
It's great, cheers.
391
00:23:45,944 --> 00:23:47,219
Where did you get it from?
392
00:23:51,824 --> 00:23:54,498
Here and there.
393
00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:57,099
We're wetting the baby's head tonight,
if you're up for it?
394
00:23:57,184 --> 00:24:00,416
- We'll see how we go, eh?
- I'll be there.
395
00:24:00,504 --> 00:24:01,824
Maybe you should get some rest.
396
00:24:01,904 --> 00:24:04,418
And maybe you should stop
telling me what I can and can't do.
397
00:24:04,503 --> 00:24:07,780
If I can't celebrate him
coming into the world, who can?
398
00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:13,220
- I just came to drop a present off.
- Cheers.
399
00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:21,182
There's a party later to celebrate
the arrival of the little fella.
400
00:24:21,263 --> 00:24:23,937
You'll be there.
401
00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:25,423
I don't know, Paddy, uh...
402
00:24:25,503 --> 00:24:29,417
I do. You brought my grandson
into the world safe and sound.
403
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:33,497
Who knows what might've happened
if you hadn't been there?
404
00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:35,579
Sure.
405
00:24:35,663 --> 00:24:37,256
Cheers, mate. I'll be there.
406
00:24:41,742 --> 00:24:44,382
OK, everybody,
and before our star turn,
407
00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:48,297
we can announce the winner
of the guess the weight competition.
408
00:24:50,742 --> 00:24:54,782
- It's Micky Maguire.
- Yes! In your face!
409
00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:59,300
Seven pound, four ounces.
Well done.
410
00:24:59,382 --> 00:25:02,739
There's your 50 quid.
411
00:25:02,822 --> 00:25:05,337
(APPLAUSE)
412
00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:01,251
- That's exactly the reaction I was after.
- Don't know what you mean.
413
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,377
You were out after me
in less than a minute.
414
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,850
Don't flatter yourself.
415
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:17,613
Karen? Come on,
just about to do the toast.
416
00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:26,373
To our son.
417
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,849
Connor Joseph Maguire.
418
00:26:28,939 --> 00:26:31,135
ALL: Connor Joseph Maguire!
419
00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:33,814
Connor...Joseph Maguire.
420
00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:36,733
(# SHANE MACGOWAN & THE POPES:
Donegal Express)
421
00:26:48,619 --> 00:26:50,099
- Nin rang.
- Hey, what the fuck?!
422
00:26:50,178 --> 00:26:53,057
- She wants to see you.
- Well, I don't want to see her.
423
00:26:53,138 --> 00:26:55,050
She asked me to bring ya,
424
00:26:55,138 --> 00:26:56,777
and I'm bringing ya.
425
00:26:56,858 --> 00:26:59,134
All right.
Liam, Liam, wait, wait, wait.
426
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,414
Look, I can't stand it over there.
427
00:27:01,498 --> 00:27:04,013
The sight of Jonty
makes me fucking heave
428
00:27:04,098 --> 00:27:06,010
and there's this, like, this smell...
429
00:27:06,098 --> 00:27:08,055
She's giving me a lecture
on how to succeed in life,
430
00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:10,334
and I've got to sit there
listening to that.
431
00:27:10,418 --> 00:27:12,216
If I've got to suffer, so have you.
432
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:16,008
- I've got a date, I'm on a promise.
- She can wait.
433
00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:17,214
Fuck!
434
00:27:19,218 --> 00:27:21,687
I was hasty when I saw you last time,
435
00:27:21,778 --> 00:27:25,293
unfeeling, and for that, I apologise.
436
00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,653
I just... Oh, it was like...
437
00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:31,367
me whole life was crashing in
around me.
438
00:27:31,457 --> 00:27:33,494
I'm not interested
in your sob stories, Vernon.
439
00:27:33,577 --> 00:27:36,968
Nothing you can say
I haven't heard before.
440
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:40,016
No, but life's on the up now, Nin.
441
00:27:40,097 --> 00:27:41,292
Yeah!
442
00:27:44,377 --> 00:27:46,130
I met someone.
443
00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:49,494
Someone special, you know, decent,
444
00:27:49,577 --> 00:27:53,048
and she makes me feel
like I want to change,
445
00:27:53,137 --> 00:27:54,617
be a better man, you know?
446
00:27:54,697 --> 00:27:56,529
Has he dropped any Es lately?
447
00:27:56,617 --> 00:27:59,450
Clean as a whistle. Got a date later.
448
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:03,570
Pass me my bag, will you, Liam?
449
00:28:05,736 --> 00:28:07,329
Ta.
450
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,011
So...you think she's the one, eh?
451
00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:11,655
She's one of the ones.
452
00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:14,968
I have never felt this way before.
I feel younger.
453
00:28:15,056 --> 00:28:17,696
You know, optimistic.
454
00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:20,848
Energised. Positive. You know?
455
00:28:20,936 --> 00:28:23,770
Take her somewhere special.
456
00:28:23,856 --> 00:28:26,132
Go on.
457
00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,175
Cheers, Nin. I will.
458
00:28:30,255 --> 00:28:33,851
Liam, get me a glass of water, will you?
459
00:28:33,935 --> 00:28:37,246
And the tablets on my bedside table.
460
00:28:37,335 --> 00:28:39,531
Thank you so much for this, Nin.
461
00:28:39,615 --> 00:28:41,254
Think of the cash as payment.
462
00:28:41,335 --> 00:28:43,088
For what?
463
00:28:43,175 --> 00:28:44,450
For being my witness.
464
00:28:47,095 --> 00:28:51,009
Fucking hell! No! No!
465
00:28:51,095 --> 00:28:56,648
They're gonna ask who did it,
and you're gonna tell 'em it was me.
466
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,169
You just...
467
00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:04,727
Fucking selfish...or what?!
I'm gonna be late for Libby now.
468
00:29:07,054 --> 00:29:08,454
Is Liam OK?
469
00:29:08,534 --> 00:29:12,244
He's ten, for God's sake.
He shouldn't be here.
470
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,166
He's fine. And he's 11.
471
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:18,168
- I need to see him, check he's OK.
- You're going nowhere.
472
00:29:18,254 --> 00:29:20,291
Look, I've been through
a nightmare here.
473
00:29:20,374 --> 00:29:21,967
My son...
474
00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:26,810
my te...eleven-year-old son
has seen things no kid should see.
475
00:29:26,894 --> 00:29:30,012
You're expecting us to believe
that a frail old lady in her 80s
476
00:29:30,094 --> 00:29:31,733
killed her own husband?
477
00:29:31,814 --> 00:29:34,648
Look, Nin...
478
00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:37,293
She was under an incredible
amount of strain,
479
00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:40,252
looking after a man who didn't know
his arse from his elbow
480
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:44,213
and couldn't wipe either
if he wanted to, right?
481
00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:50,164
She tried, with no back-up
from anti-social services,
482
00:29:50,253 --> 00:29:55,885
no meals on wheels,
no help at all, and...
483
00:29:58,373 --> 00:30:00,490
You're not thinking Liam did it?
484
00:30:00,573 --> 00:30:02,565
We're thinking you did.
485
00:30:08,293 --> 00:30:10,170
So where did Joseph come from?
486
00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:16,451
Granddad. Granddad Joey.
487
00:30:16,532 --> 00:30:18,012
Treated me like a princess.
488
00:30:18,092 --> 00:30:21,722
When Mam and Dad
were at each other's throats...
489
00:30:21,812 --> 00:30:24,168
I dunno,
it must have been a telepathy.
490
00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:27,643
He'd come round
and he'd take me away from it all.
491
00:30:27,732 --> 00:30:30,201
He made me feel special.
492
00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:33,524
I just thought that'd be nice.
493
00:30:48,851 --> 00:30:51,411
If I ever find out you're lying, Karen...
494
00:31:04,811 --> 00:31:06,450
About fuckin' time!
495
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,000
They had to wait for forensic
before they could release you.
496
00:31:09,091 --> 00:31:10,445
Had to check the gun for prints.
497
00:31:10,531 --> 00:31:14,730
They're building the gallows in there,
giving pissin' Pierrepoint a ring!
498
00:31:14,811 --> 00:31:18,929
Why were you so slow in telling them
what happened, you selfish little twat?!
499
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,763
Hang on a minute!
500
00:31:28,330 --> 00:31:29,923
Bus fare?
501
00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:48,041
She walks in beauty
502
00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:54,444
Like the night of cloudless climes
and starry skies...
503
00:31:54,529 --> 00:32:01,641
BOTH: And all that's best of dark
and bright meet in her aspect
504
00:32:01,729 --> 00:32:07,726
And her eyes thus mellowed
to that tender night
505
00:32:07,809 --> 00:32:12,008
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
506
00:32:17,529 --> 00:32:19,441
Hardly a glass slipper.
507
00:32:19,529 --> 00:32:21,282
I'm hardly Prince Charming.
508
00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:26,085
It doesn't bother you, does it,
that...that I've got kids?
509
00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:28,205
I mean, I can always
trace their mum and...
510
00:32:28,288 --> 00:32:32,521
You're all give, give, give, just like me.
511
00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:34,679
Wouldn't mind a turn at taking.
512
00:32:34,768 --> 00:32:39,797
Hey, how about we learn together?
513
00:32:39,888 --> 00:32:42,005
I want passion, Frank.
514
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:44,045
Excitement, adrenalin.
515
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:47,121
I want to wake up in the morning
not knowing what the day has to offer,
516
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,838
and if you can't give me that,
then you're not the man for me.
517
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:52,806
I am that man.
518
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,368
Talk's cheap.
519
00:32:54,448 --> 00:32:59,124
How about we dance naked
till the sun comes up?
520
00:32:59,207 --> 00:33:00,641
I'm due at work at eight
521
00:33:00,727 --> 00:33:03,845
and there's the protest
straight after tea.
522
00:33:03,927 --> 00:33:05,680
Oh, the library protest, yeah.
523
00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,839
I will not be ignored, Frank.
Not this time.
524
00:33:08,927 --> 00:33:11,806
Let's make the bastards
sit up and take notice.
525
00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:15,403
Let's not wave our banners
but set the place alight.
526
00:33:15,487 --> 00:33:20,357
Ask for them to leave our library alone?
No, we tell them!
527
00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:22,723
We dictate the conditions.
528
00:33:22,807 --> 00:33:27,677
This is our moment to shape history,
Libby. You with me?
529
00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:29,883
I want you. Now.
530
00:33:31,766 --> 00:33:33,280
Toilet. Two minutes.
531
00:33:43,846 --> 00:33:47,157
You want adrenalin, excitement?
532
00:33:48,806 --> 00:33:50,479
Leg it.
533
00:33:58,126 --> 00:33:59,879
No-one in? Husband?
534
00:33:59,966 --> 00:34:02,400
Not married.
535
00:34:02,485 --> 00:34:04,238
- Kids?
- No.
536
00:34:05,365 --> 00:34:08,324
Is that biology or opportunity?
537
00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:10,795
Combination of the two.
538
00:34:10,885 --> 00:34:13,684
What the fuck is this?
Fuckin' hell...
539
00:34:21,485 --> 00:34:25,001
I'm not your first, am I?
Cos I don't think I've got the time to...
540
00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:27,839
No, no, it's just that
this particular book's
541
00:34:27,925 --> 00:34:30,235
not had its spine bent in quite a while.
542
00:34:32,285 --> 00:34:35,244
One shade the more, one ray the less
543
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:38,123
Had half impaired the nameless grace
544
00:34:38,204 --> 00:34:44,280
Which waves with every raven tress,
or softly lightens o'er her...face.
545
00:34:47,484 --> 00:34:48,600
Look, just...
546
00:34:48,684 --> 00:34:51,597
I thought you were
a man of passion, Frank?
547
00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:53,403
Well, I've had my moments, yeah.
548
00:34:53,484 --> 00:34:54,998
So, surrender.
549
00:34:55,084 --> 00:34:57,394
Well, it's pretty hard
waving the white flag
550
00:34:57,484 --> 00:34:59,635
when your concentration's being tested.
551
00:35:01,524 --> 00:35:02,799
Where thoughts...
552
00:35:02,884 --> 00:35:05,319
- Oh, yeah!
- ...serenely sweet express...
553
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,521
how pure, how dear their resting...
554
00:35:07,604 --> 00:35:10,243
Oh, just... Hang on.
555
00:35:10,323 --> 00:35:13,919
Oh, f... I'm sorry,
it's just not happening.
556
00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:18,156
It's hard for me to maintain,
you know, interest
557
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:20,314
with you droning on Byronically...
558
00:35:20,403 --> 00:35:22,440
Please, Frank.
559
00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:26,232
Please.
560
00:35:33,963 --> 00:35:36,637
Ooooh, yes. Oh, let me have it!
561
00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:39,682
Let me grab your soul away!
Let me have it!
562
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,356
Oh, for fuck's sake!
563
00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:44,116
You know it's me...
564
00:35:44,202 --> 00:35:45,636
Cathy!
565
00:35:45,722 --> 00:35:47,873
(SQUEALS)
566
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:54,594
Oh, fuck!
567
00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:05,720
(GROWLS)
568
00:36:09,722 --> 00:36:11,839
I thought she'd died.
569
00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,675
She's narcoleptic.
570
00:36:13,762 --> 00:36:16,720
Nod off at the drop of a hat.
571
00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:20,636
There are certain triggers,
excitement being one of them.
572
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,155
But don't flatter yourself.
573
00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:25,359
She passes out on a regular basis
watching Britain's Got Talent.
574
00:36:25,441 --> 00:36:28,354
- Get that drunk and go.
- I wouldn't mind seeing how she is.
575
00:36:28,441 --> 00:36:30,478
No, you won't be seeing her again.
576
00:36:30,561 --> 00:36:32,393
You're no good for her
and she's no good for you.
577
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,791
- I like her.
- You don't know her.
578
00:36:34,881 --> 00:36:37,032
- I like what I know.
- She'd shag anything.
579
00:36:37,121 --> 00:36:39,955
You're not that special,
no matter what she told you.
580
00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,634
It smacks of sincerity to me.
581
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,680
Did she tell you of
her broken engagement?
582
00:36:44,761 --> 00:36:48,118
The half-caste lad from Liverpool,
who married another woman
583
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,238
so he could inherit a fortune,
broke our Libby's heart?
584
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,880
Yeah, she told me
on the way over here.
585
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,474
That's Scousers for ya.
586
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,394
It's the plot of Wuthering Heights.
587
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,200
Hasn't got a life of her own,
so she lives other people's.
588
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,795
Told me once she was up the duff.
589
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,193
Taken advantage of by a local
landowner after a charity dance.
590
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,352
I said, "You stop right there, lady."
591
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,797
Tess Of The D'Urbervilles
had been on the telly the week before
592
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,234
and it had addled her brain.
593
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,195
Thanks for the tea.
594
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,351
Forget her. Move on. It'll end in tears.
595
00:37:23,439 --> 00:37:24,998
And what's that the plot of, then?
596
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:27,150
I want better for my daughter.
597
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:31,392
You want better for yourself,
cos you know if she got a life of her own,
598
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:33,391
- yours is as good as over.
- I'm her anchor.
599
00:37:33,479 --> 00:37:36,233
- Millstone.
- She'd be lost without me.
600
00:37:36,319 --> 00:37:39,551
- She'd thrive without you!
- I'm warning you!
601
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:44,590
She's the first bit of light
I have had in my grey life
602
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:50,073
for a very long time, and if you think
I'm going to let you
603
00:37:50,159 --> 00:37:54,073
cast your wizened, selfish, gnarled,
bitter little shadow over this,
604
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:55,956
you are sadly mistaken.
605
00:37:56,038 --> 00:37:58,348
You don't scare me.
606
00:37:58,438 --> 00:38:00,828
Ditto. Now fuck off, Ironside.
607
00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:02,318
Ooh!
608
00:38:09,438 --> 00:38:13,193
Oh, how are you?
I haven't seen you for donkey's.
609
00:38:13,278 --> 00:38:15,474
I'm great, Nin.
It's you I'm worried about.
610
00:38:15,558 --> 00:38:18,710
Oh, me?
Don't you worry about me.
611
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:20,517
I know what I'm doing.
612
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:22,669
We just wanted to make sure
you were OK.
613
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:24,670
Fine.
614
00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:30,515
I'm fine. Oh, I know some people
think what I did was wrong, but...
615
00:38:30,597 --> 00:38:35,194
Jonty had no real quality of life,
which meant I didn't either.
616
00:38:35,277 --> 00:38:36,870
We had a word with your lawyer.
617
00:38:36,957 --> 00:38:40,587
He reckons you could be out
in two years. Extenuating circumstances.
618
00:38:40,677 --> 00:38:45,035
- You can come and stay with us.
- I like it here.
619
00:38:45,117 --> 00:38:48,667
It's warm. My room-mate's very nice.
620
00:38:48,757 --> 00:38:50,714
And they do courses! Imagine!
621
00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:54,154
Nin, you don't have to stay.
With good behaviour...
622
00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:57,992
I'm a Gallagher.
We've never been one for behaving.
623
00:38:59,077 --> 00:39:04,276
All I've got to do is make sure
I never get out. Never.
624
00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:10,548
Now that's your cue to get out.
625
00:39:10,636 --> 00:39:12,912
(ALARM RINGS)
626
00:39:42,315 --> 00:39:43,544
No credit.
627
00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,035
Explain.
628
00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:48,311
The only time I see you
with a smile on your face
629
00:39:48,395 --> 00:39:49,875
is when you're after something.
630
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,595
And aren't we a proper
likkle ray of fuckin' sunshine?
631
00:39:52,675 --> 00:39:54,871
- What are you on?
- Nothing.
632
00:39:54,955 --> 00:39:56,548
High on something.
633
00:39:56,635 --> 00:39:59,946
- Life. Love. Should try it.
- 7.75.
634
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:02,425
You may not have the empire
of a Shirley Porter,
635
00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:04,552
the business acumen
of a Lord Sainsbury,
636
00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:09,914
your establishment has the aesthetic
appeal of the Beirut branch of Netto
637
00:40:09,994 --> 00:40:14,705
but...you still have the love
of a good man, agreed?
638
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:20,628
- Well. Yeah.
- What more do you need?
639
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,746
Thank you.
640
00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:34,225
Oh, you fucking cu...
641
00:40:34,314 --> 00:40:35,430
(PASSIONATE GROANING)
642
00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:56,909
Sorry about the bike.
643
00:40:56,993 --> 00:41:00,350
Put the feelers out
for another one, eh?
644
00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:02,629
Does nothing ever
trouble your conscience?
645
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:09,233
Eh, listen, son, I negotiate my way
through life's moral maze with ease.
646
00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:12,947
So... Eh!
647
00:41:14,232 --> 00:41:15,348
For the demo.
648
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,151
All this effort.
649
00:41:17,232 --> 00:41:18,951
Hope she's worth it.
650
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,184
Yeah, yeah, she is.
651
00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:26,628
Makes little Frank
feel like he's 17 again.
652
00:41:26,712 --> 00:41:28,783
You know what I mean?
653
00:41:28,872 --> 00:41:30,431
Hang on, hang on!
654
00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:33,505
Something you don't know
anything about yet, sunshine,
655
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,312
is the union between
a man and a woman.
656
00:41:36,392 --> 00:41:40,022
I've known about it for years,
the walls in this house are paper thin.
657
00:41:40,112 --> 00:41:42,547
Yeah, but you never experienced it.
658
00:41:42,632 --> 00:41:46,182
Came close.
When we shared that bunk in Pwllheli.
659
00:41:46,272 --> 00:41:48,627
You see, I've met someone who...
660
00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:53,184
...who inspires, ignites,
661
00:41:53,271 --> 00:41:57,060
lights a flame in my soul.
662
00:41:57,151 --> 00:41:58,631
And goes like a rabbit.
663
00:41:58,711 --> 00:42:00,191
Yeah, that too, yeah.
664
00:42:00,271 --> 00:42:01,944
But, you know, this is different.
665
00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:05,941
You know, it's in its infancy...
666
00:42:08,231 --> 00:42:15,991
...but I know that it's something that
I want to pursue, you know, nurture.
667
00:42:20,390 --> 00:42:21,983
How do I look?
668
00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:24,141
Desperate.
669
00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:31,027
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
670
00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:32,510
What do you think?
671
00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:34,946
35, like we said?
672
00:42:42,070 --> 00:42:44,585
ALL: What do we want? Libraries.
When do we want them? Now!
673
00:42:44,670 --> 00:42:48,061
What do we want? Libraries.
When do we want them? Now!
674
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:50,745
More reading, less breeding!
More reading, less breeding!
675
00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:54,982
More reading, less breeding!
More reading, less breeding!
676
00:42:55,069 --> 00:42:57,903
The rover returns!
677
00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:01,949
You can't get rid of me that easily,
Miss Croker, I know where you live.
678
00:43:02,029 --> 00:43:04,544
What do we want? Libraries.
When do we want them? Now!
679
00:43:04,629 --> 00:43:09,260
I knew from the second I set eyes
on you. I knew you were the one.
680
00:43:09,349 --> 00:43:11,466
Do you believe in destiny, Frank?
681
00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:16,101
Well, I'm more of a random
sequence of events man, meself,
682
00:43:16,189 --> 00:43:20,820
though I can see the attraction
of believing that certain happenings
683
00:43:20,909 --> 00:43:22,628
are preordained, yeah.
684
00:43:24,349 --> 00:43:25,942
- (GLASS BREAKS)
- Fucking bastard!
685
00:43:27,268 --> 00:43:28,987
Shit.
686
00:43:29,068 --> 00:43:31,663
Send for backup. Get the TAU now!
687
00:43:52,188 --> 00:43:55,704
Listen to me, Frank. This is it,
our moment to shape history!
688
00:43:55,788 --> 00:43:57,461
It's our moment to do a runner.
689
00:43:57,548 --> 00:44:01,302
Take this time and shape it, Frank.
Make a stand, make a mark,
690
00:44:01,387 --> 00:44:02,821
do something that matters.
691
00:44:05,027 --> 00:44:06,427
Stay, Frank.
692
00:44:07,787 --> 00:44:09,221
I'll make it worth your while.
693
00:44:09,307 --> 00:44:10,787
Oh!
694
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:35,502
(POLICE SIRENS WAIL)
695
00:44:37,906 --> 00:44:39,977
No!
696
00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:42,581
- No!
- No! No!
697
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,296
Libby!
698
00:44:50,386 --> 00:44:53,026
Frank!
699
00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:56,258
Libby...
700
00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:03,382
Fuck's sake, Dad.
Apologising to coppers,
701
00:45:03,466 --> 00:45:06,265
assuring them you'll keep
out of trouble in the future?
702
00:45:06,346 --> 00:45:08,496
Well, I'm sorry for having a pulse,
703
00:45:08,585 --> 00:45:10,463
thinking there's a cause
worth fighting for,
704
00:45:10,545 --> 00:45:14,255
for not thinking about myself
for once but for the greater good.
705
00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:15,859
So did you get your end away?
706
00:45:17,825 --> 00:45:19,020
It was a bit public.
707
00:45:19,105 --> 00:45:20,664
Where is she?
708
00:45:23,185 --> 00:45:25,302
She won't get bail. She won't get out.
709
00:45:26,865 --> 00:45:29,699
At least not for a good few months.
710
00:45:34,745 --> 00:45:37,101
Is she worth waiting for?
711
00:45:47,624 --> 00:45:49,183
Come on.
712
00:45:49,264 --> 00:45:50,857
LIAM: On reflection,
713
00:45:50,944 --> 00:45:55,223
I'd say there's a certain amountof selfishness necessary for survival.
714
00:45:55,304 --> 00:45:58,581
Like when you're flyingand they say in the safety demo,
715
00:45:58,664 --> 00:46:00,383
"In the event of a decompression,
716
00:46:00,464 --> 00:46:04,583
"help children and others only afteryou've put on your own oxygen mask."
717
00:46:04,664 --> 00:46:06,542
You've got to look after yourself
718
00:46:06,624 --> 00:46:09,139
before you can even beginto look after others.
719
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,977
It's all about balance.
720
00:46:11,064 --> 00:46:12,896
That's the trick.
721
00:46:12,983 --> 00:46:15,179
Get that right and you've cracked it.
722
00:46:57,662 --> 00:46:59,972
Lamb stew, lamb hotpot, lamb curry.
723
00:47:00,062 --> 00:47:02,133
Don't you think we should have
a bit more variety?
724
00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:05,932
I'm trying to make sure that they have
a bit of meat and two veg inside them.
725
00:47:15,142 --> 00:47:16,940
(GUN FIRES)
54903
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