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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:06,858 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:06,941 --> 00:00:10,413 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 3 00:00:10,502 --> 00:00:13,859 they were given by him upstairs 4 00:00:13,942 --> 00:00:17,175 and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:17,263 --> 00:00:20,973 What sounds on earth could ever replace 6 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:24,216 kids needing money or wives in your face? 7 00:00:24,304 --> 00:00:26,694 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 8 00:00:26,784 --> 00:00:31,382 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented 9 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:35,744 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 10 00:00:35,825 --> 00:00:40,264 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 11 00:00:40,346 --> 00:00:44,499 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 12 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,661 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 13 00:00:52,227 --> 00:00:55,266 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 14 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:58,625 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 15 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:02,544 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 16 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:06,589 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 17 00:01:06,669 --> 00:01:07,865 FRANK LAUGHS 18 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:09,987 Scatter. 19 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,902 Party! 20 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:22,904 (Frank) Now, most decisions are half-arsed, 21 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:27,783 you know, like not drinking during the week or showering every day, 22 00:01:27,872 --> 00:01:32,948 because you know, deep down, you're not going to go through with it. 23 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:39,144 But when a real decision is made, you can feel something different- 24 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:45,266 neurons forming, synapses firing, brain chemistry kicking in. 25 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:49,872 Reality just needs to catch up with the mind that you've already made up. 26 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:53,028 Never a strong point, making me mind up. 27 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:56,231 Till now. 28 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:06,833 (TV).. But they can't keep possession. Lot of defending still to do, though. 29 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,955 He's away from the defender now... 30 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:11,553 They've gone on to score here! 31 00:02:11,638 --> 00:02:14,154 CHEERING ON TV 32 00:02:14,239 --> 00:02:16,879 - Nice one, Gandalf. - (Debbie) Who's Gandalf? 33 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,712 A 35-year-old business consultant from London. 34 00:02:18,799 --> 00:02:21,554 Danny set it up so Liam could talk to anybody online. 35 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,629 - Liam, bed. - In a minute, Debs. 36 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,952 BANGING AT DOOR, RAISED VOICES 37 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,431 (Man) Come on! Come on, Tracy! 38 00:02:30,521 --> 00:02:32,592 - What's going on? - (Norma) What are you doing? 39 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:34,354 Who the fuck are you? 40 00:02:34,441 --> 00:02:36,752 Who the fuck are you? This is our house. 41 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:39,038 - Is it fuck! - You've just kicked our door in! 42 00:02:39,122 --> 00:02:41,763 Our door. The council must have give us the wrong key. 43 00:02:41,843 --> 00:02:44,677 Wrong fuckin' house, you twat! 44 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:46,197 Tracy? 45 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,320 - What's it say? - It says we don't fuckin' live here. 46 00:02:54,404 --> 00:02:58,479 Jimmy, Alex, start unpacking. 47 00:02:58,565 --> 00:03:00,158 I don't fuckin' think so. 48 00:03:04,446 --> 00:03:08,963 Did you see that little shit swing that punch? I think I chipped my tooth. 49 00:03:09,046 --> 00:03:11,198 - (Ian) Where were you? - Violence doesn't solve anything. 50 00:03:11,287 --> 00:03:13,722 I'll call in a favour with the boys at the station, 51 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:16,606 get them kicked out first thing tomorrow. 52 00:03:16,687 --> 00:03:20,125 You should see the other girl. She tried to tongue-fu me. 53 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:23,838 Now the dirty bitch is shopping online for a new fucking chin. 54 00:03:23,928 --> 00:03:25,203 Don't you worry, Mum. 55 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,848 I give up, son. 56 00:03:26,929 --> 00:03:30,366 Even if I do go out, what the fuck have I got to go back to? 57 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:34,729 A fucking Irish slaphead smack addict? I'd rather stay here. 58 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:38,724 Don't say that, Mum. What are you talking about? 59 00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:47,564 - What we doing here? - Wait... 60 00:03:50,332 --> 00:03:52,767 - What do you reckon? - Bit old. 61 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:57,250 I know, but she's fucking gagging for it. What are you doing? 62 00:03:57,333 --> 00:04:00,292 - Trying to find one you haven't licked. - I only get 'em for the ketchup. 63 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,127 All right, Huey? 64 00:04:02,214 --> 00:04:05,924 All right, Lorna? How's it going? This is Ches. 65 00:04:06,014 --> 00:04:07,812 < Hiya. 66 00:04:07,894 --> 00:04:09,409 Maybe see you later, then. 67 00:04:10,535 --> 00:04:12,606 Both of you. 68 00:04:15,295 --> 00:04:17,856 What the fuck was that? HE CHUCKLES 69 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:28,135 Joe's pressed charges against Mum for the assault. 70 00:04:28,217 --> 00:04:31,131 Let's go down the hospital... and we kill him. 71 00:04:31,218 --> 00:04:33,449 - Cap-cap the fuckin'... - Oi, Chuckle Brothers. 72 00:04:33,538 --> 00:04:36,372 - Be realistic. - We are. 73 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:39,019 Total Tony Soprano. 74 00:04:39,099 --> 00:04:41,330 Mi casa, su casa. 75 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:42,933 What, my home is your home? 76 00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:44,453 What? 77 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:46,850 I'm gonna turn myself in right now. 78 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,260 Oh! 79 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:52,221 Sucker punch me, why don't you, fucking Westlife? 80 00:04:52,301 --> 00:04:54,691 What the fuck do you mean, Westlife? 81 00:04:54,781 --> 00:04:59,698 I meant it as a compliment. Inoffensive, unthreatening, safe. 82 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,978 - Just fuck off. - Yeah. 83 00:05:03,582 --> 00:05:07,099 Look, I don't care how long I get. I'll do it to spite the bastard. 84 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,776 (Mandy) Jamie, wait. 85 00:05:08,863 --> 00:05:10,183 I'll go see him. 86 00:05:10,263 --> 00:05:13,301 - No, you fucking won't. - Do I look like I want to? 87 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:16,058 I'll go tomorrow. 88 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,627 Hiya, guys. You all right? Come on, then, Dougie. 89 00:05:38,707 --> 00:05:41,779 Let's see if you've been practising your exercises. 90 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:43,461 HE EXHALES DEEPLY 91 00:05:45,108 --> 00:05:46,258 Oh! 92 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,226 LAUGHTER 93 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:49,264 Never mind, love. 94 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,261 Got as far as the door this time. 95 00:05:51,349 --> 00:05:52,783 We'll clean you up. 96 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:58,067 - What's going on? - What do you think's going on? 97 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,062 What about her old man? 98 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,824 He's on the taxi shift till five every morning. 99 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:07,184 - You're not still a virgin, are you? - Fuck off! 100 00:06:07,271 --> 00:06:08,671 Fucking classic! 101 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:11,107 Your first shag's a MILF. 102 00:06:11,191 --> 00:06:14,185 Oh, shit! Stewart, get the Fairy Liquid. 103 00:06:21,993 --> 00:06:23,427 KNOCK AT DOOR 104 00:06:32,594 --> 00:06:34,951 You sure this is all right? 105 00:06:35,035 --> 00:06:37,231 Wouldn't have asked you round if it wasn't. 106 00:06:40,315 --> 00:06:42,467 You've got nice eyes. 107 00:06:42,556 --> 00:06:44,229 I've got a condom in my wallet. 108 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,514 No, love. Latex sends me into anaphylactic shock. 109 00:06:47,596 --> 00:06:49,429 It's all right. I'm on the pill. 110 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,314 Can you hear that? 111 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,880 What? 112 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,875 Sounds like a kind of pulse beating or something. Can't you hear it? 113 00:07:21,801 --> 00:07:23,599 Am I plucking your cherry, Chesney? 114 00:07:23,681 --> 00:07:25,321 No! 115 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:27,394 I've done it loads of times with... 116 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:30,516 HE SIGHS Yeah. 117 00:07:30,602 --> 00:07:34,233 You want my advice? 118 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,999 Go like the clappers, like you've got five seconds left to live. 119 00:07:39,524 --> 00:07:40,719 HE SIGHS 120 00:07:40,804 --> 00:07:43,239 RHYTHMIC BANGING 121 00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:45,395 MOANING 122 00:07:49,285 --> 00:07:52,835 GRUNTING AND MOANING 123 00:07:59,806 --> 00:08:03,642 THEY PANT 124 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:06,765 Duck...to...water. 125 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:08,601 I could go again. 126 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,839 No, no, love. That were great. 127 00:08:10,928 --> 00:08:12,840 Just the job. Oh... 128 00:08:29,851 --> 00:08:34,004 - It's a fucking shithole, any road. - Yeah, well, it's our shithole. 129 00:08:47,013 --> 00:08:49,687 Mum could get five years. 130 00:08:51,213 --> 00:08:52,568 Take a seat. 131 00:08:58,935 --> 00:08:59,891 Mmm... 132 00:08:59,975 --> 00:09:03,207 - Get back with me. - What? 133 00:09:03,295 --> 00:09:05,651 Get back with me and I'll drop the charges. 134 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:09,013 - Gallant, innit? - It's over. 135 00:09:09,096 --> 00:09:11,053 - It's not. - You're being a prick! 136 00:09:17,377 --> 00:09:20,097 Look me in the eye and tell me you don't love me. 137 00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:26,694 And I love you too. 138 00:09:26,778 --> 00:09:28,213 So sleep on it. 139 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,493 (Woman) So fuckin' sorry about this mix-up. Epic error. 140 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:41,254 Basically, no rent's been registered on this place for six years, 141 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:44,220 so the council just presumed it was empty. 142 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:46,577 Then that, plus all the benefits you claim, well, 143 00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:49,176 the left hand had no idea what the right hand was doing. 144 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:52,573 So I'm just like, "Josie, you've got to go round and apologise." 145 00:09:52,662 --> 00:09:55,461 So here I am. So where's your mum? 146 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,739 - Work. - Holiday. 147 00:09:57,823 --> 00:10:00,099 She...got a mobile? 148 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:05,980 Yeah. It's 09...2... 149 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,056 9... 150 00:10:12,065 --> 00:10:15,854 Mum went AWOL about three months ago. We don't know where she is. 151 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:17,345 Oh, I'm sorry. 152 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:21,625 It's been really difficult, especially for little Liam and Carl. 153 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:24,141 - Who looks after the kids? - (Ian) I do. 154 00:10:24,226 --> 00:10:27,265 Well, we all help, but mainly me. 155 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:32,502 - How old are you, sweetheart? - (Debbie) I'm nearly 17. 156 00:10:32,587 --> 00:10:36,468 But since Mum's gone, Dad has been brilliant. 157 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:40,987 For the last time, Debbie, you keep your pisshead of a father out of my shop! 158 00:10:41,069 --> 00:10:44,540 I'm sick of finding him looking at porn and drinking Baileys. 159 00:10:44,629 --> 00:10:45,904 Malibu. 160 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,387 - Who's this? - (All) Social. 161 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:55,911 Ooooh! Oogie-boogie-boogie! 162 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:58,267 Fucking chitty-bangin', child-catchin'... 163 00:10:58,351 --> 00:11:03,063 come and get your ice lollies, kiddie-winks! 164 00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:16,192 How long you been married? 165 00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:19,153 Probably about as long as you've been alive. 166 00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:20,429 Why do you do it? 167 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,983 What sort of question's that? 168 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,828 I dunno. 169 00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:28,874 I do it cos it makes me feel wanted. 170 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,676 - That enough for you? - Sounds fake. 171 00:11:36,516 --> 00:11:39,316 You're smarter than the other kids, you know that? 172 00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,673 What do you want to do with your life? 173 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:44,147 Probably...drive a cab or something. 174 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,868 No. You've got your whole life to screw up before that. 175 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,837 No, I see you more as... 176 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,434 a lawyer or something. 177 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:54,714 Or a porn star. 178 00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:59,150 I love my husband, 179 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,197 and I like sex. 180 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,715 That's all there is to this. 181 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,916 Right? 182 00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:08,995 JAUNTY MUSIC 183 00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:27,880 You know, I'm dead embarrassed about the way you saw me yesterday. 184 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:33,323 Must have had some...dodgy vol-au-vents or something the night before and... 185 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:36,557 I think I understand, Frank. 186 00:12:36,645 --> 00:12:39,205 Oh, good. So we're on the same page? 187 00:12:39,285 --> 00:12:40,321 Mmm. 188 00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:42,920 Fried egg? 189 00:12:46,846 --> 00:12:50,807 - How's it going? - Fine. You? 190 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,563 There somewhere you can go for a drink round here? 191 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,568 I know what it's like. 192 00:13:04,648 --> 00:13:05,969 - Do you? - Yeah, I do. 193 00:13:06,049 --> 00:13:08,564 I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. 194 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,288 And my oldest's just gone to uni. 195 00:13:10,369 --> 00:13:12,282 You don't look a day over 30. 196 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,362 Well, I'm 33. You do the maths. 197 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:19,127 I joined the Social to help families, not split 'em up. 198 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,601 And this is a good family, I can tell. 199 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:24,286 Liam's great, and Stella's healthy. 200 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:28,252 I mean, the assessment isn't going to be glowing, but it'll be all right. 201 00:13:28,332 --> 00:13:30,210 Nothing to worry about. 202 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:34,765 And you've obviously coped fucking brilliantly since your mum left. 203 00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:38,210 First time she left, I was ten years old and terrified. 204 00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:42,573 The second time, I was over the moon. 205 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:45,567 She should be in prison for crimes against maternity. 206 00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:49,847 Well, the good news is, you're entitled to a bit more cash, 207 00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:53,849 cos of single-parent circumstances, so I'll drop some forms in. 208 00:13:53,935 --> 00:13:58,886 And we're gonna get Stella into day-care and sort the house out a bit. 209 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,411 But the most important thing of all is to help you get a life. 210 00:14:01,496 --> 00:14:03,534 - I've got a life. - Have you got a fella? 211 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,733 Right... 212 00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:10,097 Next time I come round, if you haven't got at least three fellas on the go, 213 00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,374 then I really am gonna interfere! 214 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:15,974 But don't get knocked up, cos then you're fucked. 215 00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:21,536 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 216 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:27,494 Hey, Mandy. Hello, love. 217 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:30,049 I just thought you should know... 218 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,940 I've been debating whether to tell you, but I don't know if I should. 219 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:34,375 It's about me and Karen. 220 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:36,339 Wait, is that...? 221 00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:37,980 Oh, shit, sorry, Karen. 222 00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:39,655 I meant to call Mandy. 223 00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:41,938 Give Mandy a nudge in the right direction. 224 00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:44,139 Use your smart... 225 00:14:49,863 --> 00:14:51,741 Jamie! 226 00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:54,817 ..I fucking knew it! 227 00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:04,016 - What's happened? - He said he'll drop the charges... 228 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,905 ..if I get back with him. 229 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:08,136 OK, that's it. 230 00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:10,582 Jamie! There's a simple option. 231 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:13,864 - What? - Do as he says. 232 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,418 Give it a couple of days. Act like I'm thinking about it. Take it slow. 233 00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,863 Say I want him to get therapy. Make it convincing. 234 00:15:19,947 --> 00:15:24,545 He drops the charges, Mum gets out...and then I'll leave him. 235 00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:28,345 And you think he won't see that coming? 236 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,421 I don't think she'll have trouble being convincing. 237 00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:31,909 That came out wrong. 238 00:15:31,989 --> 00:15:34,504 No, it came out right. You won't dump him. 239 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:37,788 You think him holding me mum over a barrel makes me want him back? 240 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,224 Makes him more attractive? 241 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,020 - We're just worried for you, Mand. - Well, it's insulting. 242 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,661 Give me some respect. This is the only way... 243 00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:49,869 short of another Maguire going to jail. OK? 244 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,546 Two shots. 245 00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:15,195 You fucking wanker. 246 00:16:17,595 --> 00:16:20,110 (Man) Two beers, please, love. 247 00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:23,750 MACHINE-GUN FIRE 248 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,872 - That's £5, please. - Ta. 249 00:16:43,599 --> 00:16:46,637 Karen's doing my head in. Everyone is. 250 00:16:46,719 --> 00:16:48,472 All giving me this fuckin' look. 251 00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:50,199 What look? 252 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,192 The one you're doing right now. 253 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,875 I've already dumped him. 254 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,998 It's just gonna be a repeat performance. 255 00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:03,280 Where are you two off to, then? 256 00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:05,001 Social officially asked me to get Debbie laid. 257 00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:06,038 Max! 258 00:17:07,162 --> 00:17:09,279 - You should come, Mand. - She's keeping me company. 259 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,355 - Suit yourselves. - Back late. 260 00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:18,198 I've already made me decision, Ian. 261 00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:20,276 Can we please just change the subject? 262 00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:26,562 - What's wrong, Ches? - I can't. 263 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,601 Why? 264 00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,438 - I saw you with your husband. - So? 265 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:35,526 What...? Where are you going? 266 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:36,801 I can't do this. 267 00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:39,718 It's too fuckin' weird. 268 00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:46,880 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 269 00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:50,922 Hey, I gave you 20. 270 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:53,762 - You gave me a tenner. - No, no, no. I definitely gave you 20, 271 00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:56,125 because I only took 20s out, didn't I, Debs? 272 00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:03,048 Bearing in mind it comes out of my pocket if the till's down, 273 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:06,760 and my wage is the only money that comes into the house, 274 00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:11,687 and I've got me mam and baby sister to look after...pressure's on you. 275 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,645 Was it a 20, Debs? 276 00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:18,324 Thought not. 277 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,366 Cheers...mate(!) 278 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:31,649 Fair compromise? 279 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:37,604 Do you really have to look after your mum and little sister? 280 00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:39,049 All's fair in love and war. 281 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:41,127 And scamming. Right? 282 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:55,335 DOOR OPENS 283 00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,690 Hey! You're up. 284 00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:01,373 Made you coffee, and a tea. 285 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,256 Wasn't sure which you preferred. 286 00:19:03,338 --> 00:19:04,852 You got class today? 287 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,167 Class? 288 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,171 Yeah. English. 289 00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:12,736 Oh. You're not a student, are you? 290 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,334 I'm Mark. 291 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,572 No, I remember your name. 292 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,299 Just not how I got here. 293 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,860 Good night, love? 294 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,978 Apparently. 295 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,098 If you're walking like a cowboy, see him again. 296 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:28,697 - (Ian) Get out of the car now! - (Carl) Liam, get out of the car. 297 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:31,502 Liam! Get out of the car! They're taking him! 298 00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,858 (Carl) Liam, get out of the car! Liam! Liam! 299 00:19:33,942 --> 00:19:36,583 - (Ian) Get out of the car now! - Liam? 300 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:39,701 - Liam! Liam! Get out now! - Liam! 301 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:42,378 - (Carl) Get out of the car now! - Liam! Liam, get out! 302 00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:43,898 Get out! Get out! 303 00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:45,464 Liam! 304 00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:48,537 - Get off! - Liam! 305 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,222 - Where the fuck were you? - I told you I was going out! 306 00:20:00,306 --> 00:20:01,706 You didn't say you were staying out! 307 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,778 Fucking Josie came to drop off forms, 308 00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:06,541 heard Stella crying, Dad were passed out on the floor 309 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,983 and Liam was holding the baby. None of us were here. 310 00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,820 You two were in charge! 311 00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:13,184 Don't blame me! When I left this morning, Carl was here! 312 00:20:13,268 --> 00:20:14,748 You should have rang. 313 00:20:14,828 --> 00:20:17,468 - I lost my phone. - That's not my fault! 314 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,139 Tragedy. 315 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:31,110 Words cannot express... 316 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:38,229 Oh, I see where this is going. 317 00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:41,190 Well, it sounds to me like you were out getting laid, 318 00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:45,346 you scuttled off back to your palace and you're just a dopey bastard. 319 00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,786 Where've you been for the last 25 years? 320 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,991 - This would never have happened before! - What does that mean? 321 00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:53,384 It means that Fiona would have kept it together! 322 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,951 You're a cunt. 323 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,309 You lied! 324 00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:21,514 Come on, Debbie, let's go somewhere else. 325 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,748 Where? To the pub, like mates? 326 00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:26,797 Go out and have fun, you said! Why? 327 00:21:26,878 --> 00:21:30,076 So you could take my brother and sister? Why do you even bother? 328 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,550 Telling me about your son going to uni. 329 00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:37,553 Have you even got a son? 330 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,597 Don't you dare. 331 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,399 I trusted you. 332 00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:08,522 GIRL GIGGLES 333 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:19,605 Debbie? 334 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,560 Oh...she's just a mate. 335 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,241 Are you OK? 336 00:22:29,326 --> 00:22:30,681 Yeah, I'm fine. 337 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:35,159 I'm sorry. I don't know why I came. 338 00:22:36,847 --> 00:22:39,283 Debbie...wait. 339 00:22:39,368 --> 00:22:41,246 No, really. 340 00:22:41,328 --> 00:22:42,762 My mistake. 341 00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:49,127 Sometimes sex is just sex. 342 00:22:51,249 --> 00:22:52,730 What's going on? 343 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:56,326 Chesney's seeing this girl who's shagging every bloke left, right and centre. 344 00:22:56,410 --> 00:23:00,530 Don't take it to heart. You should be out there doing the same. 345 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:03,410 - I really liked her. - You still like her? 346 00:23:03,491 --> 00:23:06,131 Yeah. But she's messed up. 347 00:23:06,212 --> 00:23:07,726 Here's a secret, Ches. 348 00:23:07,812 --> 00:23:10,247 You don't have to love somebody to shag 'em. 349 00:23:10,332 --> 00:23:11,812 In fact... 350 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:14,328 (sometimes it's better.) 351 00:23:19,893 --> 00:23:21,851 KNOCK AT DOOR 352 00:23:25,454 --> 00:23:27,286 Ches! 353 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,009 I'm sorry about last night. 354 00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:35,088 I'm fine with it. I don't get why you do it. I don't mind. 355 00:23:36,696 --> 00:23:38,050 Can we carry on? 356 00:23:38,136 --> 00:23:39,695 - No! - Come on, I'm ready. 357 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:43,249 It's like this all day. 358 00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:46,971 MACHINE-GUN FIRE 359 00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:53,094 Look, I...I'm sorry, love. I'll come back later. 360 00:23:57,339 --> 00:24:00,173 He knows? This is fucking bizarre. You're a freak. 361 00:24:01,419 --> 00:24:03,854 You're young, so let me give you some advice. 362 00:24:03,939 --> 00:24:05,613 Don't judge people! 363 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,809 DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS 364 00:24:30,063 --> 00:24:32,214 She's gone to see him? 365 00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:34,780 What do you reckon? 366 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,174 I reckon the women in the family are braver men than I am. 367 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:40,941 - What are you talking about? - I should have just turned myself in. 368 00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:44,655 I should never even have let Mandy go back and see him. 369 00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:50,502 I'm glad you didn't. 370 00:24:52,986 --> 00:24:54,865 Kazza, same again. 371 00:24:54,947 --> 00:24:58,497 - You've had enough, Frank. - I haven't started yet. 372 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:05,145 Go home to your kids, Frank. 373 00:25:05,228 --> 00:25:06,662 I'm not serving you. 374 00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:10,860 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY 375 00:25:12,149 --> 00:25:13,105 OK... 376 00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:17,550 - Off! - Frank! 377 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:22,102 - She's told you more than once. - Get thee behind me, Satan! 378 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:26,431 She won't serve me? 379 00:25:26,511 --> 00:25:28,104 Where is it? 380 00:25:28,191 --> 00:25:30,183 When did she get so choosy? 381 00:25:30,271 --> 00:25:32,741 Fucking WAG wannabe. 382 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:36,621 Gangster's moll. He's not much of a fucking gangster, is he? 383 00:25:36,712 --> 00:25:42,949 Jumped-up Michael Flatulence Lord of the Ring beast, diddly-dee. 384 00:25:46,914 --> 00:25:49,429 Take me dignity. 385 00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:52,986 Take it now. Take it. Take me kids. 386 00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:56,955 Bastards. Take me fuckin' kidneys an' all, go on. 387 00:25:58,395 --> 00:26:00,467 Yeah! Arrgh! 388 00:26:00,556 --> 00:26:02,513 Two for one this week! 389 00:26:05,116 --> 00:26:09,157 I have always been right fucking there for my kids. 390 00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:11,069 What about me, eh? 391 00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:13,228 What I've been through... 392 00:26:13,317 --> 00:26:14,991 What's left? 393 00:26:16,678 --> 00:26:19,113 They've all gone. So... 394 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:26,309 What is left...for me? 395 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:36,274 Right, OK. They can keep Liam and Stella in custody for three days. 396 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:39,798 Then if they get a court order, they can keep 'em for another eight. 397 00:26:39,881 --> 00:26:41,361 Can we see 'em? 398 00:26:41,441 --> 00:26:46,198 Supervised. But they can't call. I mean, Liam can't. 399 00:26:46,282 --> 00:26:47,716 And we can't call him. 400 00:26:47,802 --> 00:26:49,634 Bastards. KNOCK ON DOOR 401 00:26:49,722 --> 00:26:51,954 It was my worst nightmare to be taken away. 402 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,921 Liam's strong. He'll be all right. 403 00:26:56,163 --> 00:27:00,761 - What, is this her? - I just came to say sorry. 404 00:27:00,844 --> 00:27:04,201 Oh, how cute(!) Now she wants to say sorry. 405 00:27:04,284 --> 00:27:07,676 Why don't you fuck off and ease your conscience somewhere else? 406 00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:29,522 We take it slow. 407 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,679 You get therapy. 408 00:27:31,768 --> 00:27:33,487 You stay in here. 409 00:27:34,769 --> 00:27:36,408 Come here. 410 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:48,645 Give us a kiss. 411 00:27:55,691 --> 00:27:59,527 Even if you're going through with this for effect, 412 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:02,923 just to get me to drop the charges... 413 00:28:03,012 --> 00:28:04,891 it's OK. 414 00:28:07,173 --> 00:28:09,768 All I want is another chance. 415 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,374 I'm sorry. 416 00:28:36,057 --> 00:28:37,730 GIRLS ALOUD PLAYS ON TV 417 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,777 Mmm! Yes, mate. Girls Aloud. 418 00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:44,408 I could fucking do them all over. Which one do you like most? 419 00:28:44,498 --> 00:28:47,059 Hmm? Oh, er...the... 420 00:28:47,139 --> 00:28:48,334 the first song. 421 00:28:48,419 --> 00:28:52,891 Not song. Which girl, you dick! You sound like a proper poof sometimes. 422 00:28:52,979 --> 00:28:56,132 Shut up! You used to wank over Hanson before you found out they were blokes. 423 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:59,179 - Shut the fuck up about that. - He did! Didn't he? Didn't he? 424 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,330 Jesus! > 425 00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:03,817 How did it go? 426 00:29:04,941 --> 00:29:06,694 Uh-oh. 427 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:12,577 I'm gonna give him another go, for real. 428 00:29:12,662 --> 00:29:16,623 When did everything get so fucking fucked? 429 00:29:18,783 --> 00:29:21,776 - Can we do this somewhere else? - No, because then everybody 430 00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:24,220 won't be able to see how fucking stupid you're being. 431 00:29:25,304 --> 00:29:28,934 - Will you stop humiliating me? - Toilets, now. 432 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,945 How fucking dare you? You think this is easy for me? 433 00:29:39,026 --> 00:29:42,224 - No, I just think you lied to us. - (Jamie) Cool it, Micky. 434 00:29:42,306 --> 00:29:46,859 - You punched a hole in his head. - That's a point well made. 435 00:29:46,947 --> 00:29:50,577 I want no midnight visits, no brotherly protection. 436 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,945 If you do anything, then me and Katie leave. You got that? 437 00:29:54,788 --> 00:29:55,983 You got that? 438 00:29:57,148 --> 00:30:00,381 You're an idiot, and so are you, and you. 439 00:30:00,469 --> 00:30:03,189 All the people who should be together are breaking up, 440 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:06,262 and all the people who should be tied to fucking radiators to be kept apart 441 00:30:06,349 --> 00:30:08,182 - are getting together! - What have I done? 442 00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:11,547 Karen blatantly wants you back, and if you had half a bollock, 443 00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:14,942 you'd have leapt over that bar and fucking claimed her. 444 00:30:15,031 --> 00:30:17,421 - When I need moral advice from you... - Don't take it, then. 445 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:19,821 Let your marriage go down the shitter if that's what you want. 446 00:30:19,911 --> 00:30:22,188 But remember to tell your face you're strong, silent, 447 00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:24,867 and happy to lose the only woman who's ever or ever will love you. 448 00:30:24,952 --> 00:30:27,023 - Going too far. - Not far enough! 449 00:30:30,353 --> 00:30:32,584 And Mandy... 450 00:30:32,673 --> 00:30:37,226 you get back with that cancerous turd, 451 00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:39,749 and I'll be the one fuckin' leaving. 452 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:44,031 Too many Smarties before lunchtime. 453 00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:46,471 Takes after his mother. 454 00:30:54,836 --> 00:30:58,990 I didn't go there to give in, take him back. 455 00:31:00,557 --> 00:31:03,356 I need a mate, Karen. 456 00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:08,152 And I'm here. 457 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:14,356 Get yourself sorted, come back down, yeah? 458 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:18,479 God...these black circles. 459 00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:20,631 I look like a panda. 460 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,194 PHONE BEEPS 461 00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:44,522 What you doing? 462 00:31:46,283 --> 00:31:49,322 You're my wife. I'm tired of being away from you. 463 00:31:49,404 --> 00:31:52,124 I'm gonna fuck your brains out right now. 464 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:56,443 (Man) Go on, son! 465 00:32:00,525 --> 00:32:03,086 Does everyone have to watch? 466 00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:12,641 TOILET FLUSHES 467 00:32:12,727 --> 00:32:14,400 Where the fuck...? 468 00:32:17,248 --> 00:32:18,523 Hello? 469 00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:23,239 Is anybody there? 470 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,043 Hello? 471 00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:36,970 Hello? 472 00:32:40,051 --> 00:32:41,405 How the hell did...? 473 00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:46,887 Hello? 474 00:32:51,252 --> 00:32:53,210 Who are you? Where are you taking me? 475 00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:54,773 Outside. 476 00:32:56,453 --> 00:32:58,046 I call the police. 477 00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:01,605 I'm not...going anywhere! 478 00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:05,888 Oh! Oh, right! This is how it works, does it? 479 00:33:05,974 --> 00:33:09,446 A human being seeks sanctuary and you pummel him. 480 00:33:09,535 --> 00:33:11,049 You put me outside 481 00:33:11,135 --> 00:33:15,688 and my next move is the bottom of the canal, mate, I swear to God. 482 00:33:19,256 --> 00:33:25,857 I just...need...someone...to talk to. 483 00:33:36,739 --> 00:33:38,412 Lorna. 484 00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:42,649 You're not allergic to latex. 485 00:33:42,739 --> 00:33:46,256 Cos if you were, you wouldn't have wore those washing-up gloves, 486 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:49,060 which means you're not allergic to condoms. 487 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,531 You want a baby and Reggie can't. 488 00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:55,501 You got all that from washing-up gloves? I said you were smart. 489 00:33:55,581 --> 00:33:57,254 Doesn't he mind? 490 00:33:57,341 --> 00:33:59,732 - He wants one, too. - What about IVF or something? 491 00:33:59,822 --> 00:34:04,419 We tried. You get one free pop and then it's 16 grand a go. 492 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,654 - Or adopt. - Don't you think we tried? 493 00:34:06,743 --> 00:34:09,622 - Been on the list for years. - Why us lot? 494 00:34:09,703 --> 00:34:13,778 - Cos none of you lot would hang around. - I might. 495 00:34:13,864 --> 00:34:15,821 I'm sorry I said what I said. 496 00:34:15,904 --> 00:34:17,861 Thank you. 497 00:34:20,345 --> 00:34:24,783 Ches, do us a favour. Tell your mates not to come round any more. 498 00:34:24,865 --> 00:34:27,256 - Why? - I'm pregnant. 499 00:34:30,786 --> 00:34:34,463 - Wait! Whose is it? - It's mine! 500 00:34:34,547 --> 00:34:37,142 LORNA LAUGHS 501 00:34:42,868 --> 00:34:45,383 HE STAMPS ON FLOOR 502 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:49,869 What's that smell? 503 00:34:49,949 --> 00:34:52,418 You puke on your shirt. 504 00:34:55,749 --> 00:34:57,981 FRANK MUMBLES 505 00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:09,429 What? You think I want to make love to you? 506 00:35:09,511 --> 00:35:12,823 I don't want to make love to you. 507 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,790 FRANK SNORTS Sod it. 508 00:35:14,872 --> 00:35:18,071 A cock in the mouth would be the perfect nightcap 509 00:35:18,153 --> 00:35:20,065 to this fuck-awful day. 510 00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:25,345 FRANK SIGHS Got anything to drink? 511 00:35:25,434 --> 00:35:30,350 What? You think just because I am Polish, I drink? 512 00:35:30,434 --> 00:35:31,868 I work. 513 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:39,545 FRANK LAUGHS 514 00:35:48,677 --> 00:35:49,952 Na zdrowie. 515 00:35:50,037 --> 00:35:53,553 Yeah. Up your kilt! 516 00:35:55,678 --> 00:35:58,147 DOOR OPENS 517 00:36:01,999 --> 00:36:03,672 How are you? 518 00:36:03,759 --> 00:36:05,716 Things are good, Joe. 519 00:36:07,319 --> 00:36:09,152 Mandy's given you another chance. 520 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,596 Me and Jamie are back together. 521 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,478 Stop this. 522 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,280 What are you gonna do? 523 00:36:17,921 --> 00:36:19,913 Are you gonna kill me? 524 00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:22,072 Is there a gun in your handbag? 525 00:36:22,161 --> 00:36:25,553 I just did Mandy in this bed. 526 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:28,111 Do you too, complete the set... 527 00:36:28,202 --> 00:36:29,955 like old times. 528 00:36:34,683 --> 00:36:36,754 (Jamie) How's your head? 529 00:36:38,004 --> 00:36:39,597 Hey... 530 00:36:39,684 --> 00:36:42,995 I don't know how you do it. 531 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:45,600 You beat her up, 532 00:36:45,685 --> 00:36:48,757 and she still wants to come back to you. 533 00:36:48,845 --> 00:36:52,283 But you're getting a second chance, so you count yourself 534 00:36:52,366 --> 00:36:54,244 the luckiest man alive... 535 00:36:54,326 --> 00:36:56,363 for now. 536 00:36:56,446 --> 00:37:00,760 Because if my sister so much as stubs a toe 537 00:37:00,847 --> 00:37:03,521 in your presence, I'll cut off your head. 538 00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:06,406 I'll film it, 539 00:37:06,487 --> 00:37:09,401 I'll stick it on YouTube, 540 00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:14,086 and I will hop, skip and jump into prison. 541 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,163 - What are you two doing here? - Came to give him something. 542 00:37:35,171 --> 00:37:36,891 (Shane's pissed on 'em.) 543 00:37:41,452 --> 00:37:43,445 Did I miss a meeting? 544 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:46,048 (Micky) What are you doing here? 545 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,728 I came to scare the bastard. PADDY COCKS SHOTGUN 546 00:37:48,813 --> 00:37:50,294 (Jamie) It's dealt with, Dad. 547 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,294 Hello, boys. 548 00:37:57,615 --> 00:37:59,846 Quadri-hydrate. Untraceable. 549 00:37:59,935 --> 00:38:04,134 Just let me stick it in the bastard! You... 550 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,606 What's the fucking point? Take a deep breath. 551 00:38:10,096 --> 00:38:11,246 No, I've got it. 552 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:29,179 Come on. Let's go get a pizza. 553 00:38:49,622 --> 00:38:52,057 You tell or threaten to tell that lot 554 00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:57,980 about what happened, I'll just tell them you've been hitting Mandy, 555 00:38:58,063 --> 00:39:01,500 even if you haven't. Get it? 556 00:39:03,264 --> 00:39:05,938 That 40 grand you lent me... 557 00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:07,697 Mine. 558 00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:10,379 Right? 559 00:39:12,105 --> 00:39:13,221 Aw! 560 00:39:13,305 --> 00:39:16,696 Welcome back to the family. 561 00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:19,779 I'll just go and tell the nurse you've just soiled yourself. 562 00:39:19,866 --> 00:39:21,505 Oh, God! 563 00:39:27,747 --> 00:39:33,858 And I have big feelings, and I am articulate about them. 564 00:39:33,948 --> 00:39:36,861 It's like there is a stalactite 565 00:39:36,948 --> 00:39:40,226 that hangs hard and cold from my heart 566 00:39:40,309 --> 00:39:44,826 to the pit of my stomach and I am cold inside, Frank. 567 00:39:44,909 --> 00:39:48,381 Oh, stop fucking moaning, will you? 568 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:52,942 You're lonely, I'm lonely, we're all fucking lonely! 569 00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:55,671 Frank, you don't know what real loneliness is. 570 00:39:55,751 --> 00:39:57,504 Oh, I don't? 571 00:39:59,471 --> 00:40:02,988 Today... 572 00:40:03,072 --> 00:40:06,827 the Social took my kids away! 573 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:16,514 And some random security guard is the only person in this whole world 574 00:40:16,594 --> 00:40:19,712 I've got to talk to about it. 575 00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:25,189 Well, I would have, if I could get a fucking word in edgeways! 576 00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:27,665 They took your children? 577 00:40:27,755 --> 00:40:29,509 Why? 578 00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:38,395 Can you get them back? 579 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:40,434 FRANK SCOFFS 580 00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:43,271 What am I gonna do? 581 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:46,032 Sober up? 582 00:40:46,118 --> 00:40:48,474 Roll over and play Dad? 583 00:40:48,558 --> 00:40:54,396 I haven't got the fucking... 584 00:40:54,479 --> 00:40:56,471 will. 585 00:40:56,559 --> 00:41:00,600 You live with your children?! 586 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,831 Then you don't know what loneliness is. 587 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,551 I would give anything to have what you have, Frank! 588 00:41:06,641 --> 00:41:10,271 Well, what do I have? 589 00:41:12,401 --> 00:41:14,394 HE SPEAKS POLISH 590 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:17,520 Well, what does that mean? 591 00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:21,483 It doesn't mean, "I love you," does it? Where are you going? 592 00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,241 For a shit. 593 00:41:28,484 --> 00:41:30,043 OK. 594 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:46,324 - It's all my fault. - Oh, bollocks! 595 00:41:46,406 --> 00:41:50,640 I went out, had a good time, and now they're gone. 596 00:41:50,727 --> 00:41:55,722 And the worst thing is, is when I realised that they were gone... 597 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:59,438 a part of me... DEBBIE SNIVELS 598 00:41:59,528 --> 00:42:02,680 ..part of me was glad that I didn't have to take care of 'em. 599 00:42:02,768 --> 00:42:07,002 DEBBIE SOBS Now Liam can't even call us. 600 00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:12,765 He can't even call me to say how scared he must be. 601 00:42:15,210 --> 00:42:17,930 Stella has no idea where she is... 602 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:22,051 Debbie, I'm going in for a hug and I don't care what you say. 603 00:42:22,131 --> 00:42:24,805 DEBBIE SOBS 604 00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:31,887 One thing, though - if she was only doing it to get pregnant, 605 00:42:31,972 --> 00:42:34,044 why did she give Dougie a blow job? 606 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:36,693 She let me do her up the arse once. 607 00:42:39,213 --> 00:42:40,853 Don't judge, Huey. 608 00:42:51,615 --> 00:42:54,609 - (Chesney) Debbie, get up here! - Ches, one minute. 609 00:42:54,696 --> 00:42:55,766 It's Liam! 610 00:42:59,816 --> 00:43:01,854 (Yvonne) It's Liam?! 611 00:43:03,777 --> 00:43:06,815 Liam? 612 00:43:06,897 --> 00:43:09,777 Liam? Are you OK? 613 00:43:09,858 --> 00:43:13,215 He's OK. Where are you? 614 00:43:13,298 --> 00:43:15,290 He's in Stockport. 615 00:43:15,378 --> 00:43:17,496 Oh, Liam, we miss you so much. 616 00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:19,411 Oh, look, everyone's here. Say hi! 617 00:43:19,499 --> 00:43:21,138 - Liam! - All right, Liam! 618 00:43:21,219 --> 00:43:23,576 Don't look at me like that. 619 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:30,857 At least now you've all got a sporting chance. 620 00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,853 Not that you need it. 621 00:43:34,861 --> 00:43:38,060 You all turned out just... 622 00:43:41,062 --> 00:43:42,815 ..stunning. 623 00:43:46,983 --> 00:43:50,215 I always thought that you can't be mine. 624 00:43:52,984 --> 00:43:55,818 But then, you can't be your mam's either. 625 00:43:59,344 --> 00:44:01,860 And you're all leaving. 626 00:44:05,825 --> 00:44:08,705 Fiona, Lip... 627 00:44:10,786 --> 00:44:14,224 When the fuck do they come to visit? And before you know it... 628 00:44:20,067 --> 00:44:23,220 ..Ian, Carl... 629 00:44:23,308 --> 00:44:24,981 Debbie... 630 00:44:28,108 --> 00:44:30,180 And then what have I got? 631 00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:40,421 You're my life's work. 632 00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:45,022 My Sistine Chapel. 633 00:44:47,871 --> 00:44:50,432 You might be better off without me, 634 00:44:50,512 --> 00:44:52,583 but I'm fucked without you. 635 00:44:56,552 --> 00:45:01,184 (Frank) And there it was. That feeling. 636 00:45:01,273 --> 00:45:08,465 Neurones forming, synapses firing, brain chemistry kicking in. 637 00:45:08,554 --> 00:45:11,911 A decision being made like fucking granite. 638 00:45:13,835 --> 00:45:16,304 Stella! 639 00:45:17,635 --> 00:45:20,435 Liam! 640 00:45:24,276 --> 00:45:27,156 Stelliam! 641 00:46:10,443 --> 00:46:11,797 BUTTONS CLICK 642 00:46:13,963 --> 00:46:15,682 Oh, sh...! 643 00:46:17,324 --> 00:46:20,396 Norma, please! It's six in the morning. 644 00:46:20,484 --> 00:46:22,521 Just one more go. 645 00:46:22,604 --> 00:46:24,357 Fucking fascists. 47372

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