Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,423 --> 00:00:07,020
Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
2
00:00:07,103 --> 00:00:10,574
Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
3
00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:14,020
they were given by him upstairs
4
00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:18,097
and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
5
00:00:18,183 --> 00:00:21,142
What sounds on earth
could ever replace
6
00:00:21,223 --> 00:00:24,375
kids needing money
or wives in your face?
7
00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,853
Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
8
00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,937
is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented
9
00:00:31,023 --> 00:00:36,781
to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
10
00:00:36,863 --> 00:00:40,412
These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
11
00:00:40,502 --> 00:00:44,655
We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
12
00:00:44,742 --> 00:00:48,816
You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
13
00:00:52,382 --> 00:00:56,342
Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
14
00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:58,778
who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
15
00:00:58,862 --> 00:01:02,697
Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
16
00:01:02,782 --> 00:01:06,742
Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
17
00:01:06,822 --> 00:01:08,017
FRANK LAUGHS
18
00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,412
Scatter.
19
00:01:10,502 --> 00:01:12,141
Party!
20
00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:25,257
(Frank) Forget your trackermortgages and your ISAs,
21
00:01:25,342 --> 00:01:26,856
your pension schemes,
22
00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:30,094
saving for a rainy day,you know, planning for your old age.
23
00:01:30,182 --> 00:01:33,493
Chances are you'll be offyour fuckin' trolley anyway -
24
00:01:33,582 --> 00:01:34,811
brain ravaged by dementia.
25
00:01:34,902 --> 00:01:37,940
You'll have all that money in the bankbut won't be able to remember
26
00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:39,502
which fuckin' bank you put it in.
27
00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:42,017
And even if you did,some shitbag politician
28
00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,980
will claw the lot back in taxes.
29
00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:51,936
So enjoy the here and now -this day, this minute, this second.
30
00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,938
Carpe diem, I say!
31
00:01:57,021 --> 00:02:01,015
Well, not me, you know - Seneca,to be precise. Seize the day!
32
00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:04,890
Well, some of it. Obviously needto get some time out for a few scoops,
33
00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:08,816
bit of shut-eye, bit of how's your pater,but you get my drift, yeah?
34
00:02:12,061 --> 00:02:13,939
Drop 'em.
35
00:02:16,141 --> 00:02:18,292
I said, drop 'em.
36
00:02:18,381 --> 00:02:20,771
MUSIC: James Bond theme
37
00:02:33,461 --> 00:02:35,054
Say my name.
38
00:02:35,141 --> 00:02:39,533
Oh! Oh! Seven...and a half!
39
00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,973
GUNSHOT
40
00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,015
GROANS
41
00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:22,969
HE MUMBLES
42
00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,177
Oh, for God's sake.
43
00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:28,651
Just pay attention a minute, we need
to sort out Liam's trip tomorrow.
44
00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:32,290
Are you coming or not? There needs
to be a parent present and I don't want...
45
00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:36,260
Norm, have you got any sticky tape?
Only I want to strap this to me thigh...
46
00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:40,535
What's going on?
47
00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,219
- Right, show it me!
- Give it to me!
48
00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,496
(Carl) Pass it here, pass it here! Debbie!
49
00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,060
(Debbie) Dad, hide it!
50
00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:53,416
No! Not the school gerbil!
51
00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,859
OK, OK! Look!
52
00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,011
I entered Liam into a competition
and he's down to the last three.
53
00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,773
MICROWAVE BEEPS
54
00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,579
- Blackpool.
- Tomorrow.
55
00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,698
It's to be the face of a nationwide
ad campaign, but they do a few test shots,
56
00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,578
see how he looks,
make their decision.
57
00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:11,016
If he wins, they do the shoot
there and then.
58
00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,376
And how come I was
the last to know?!
59
00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,531
We didn't think you'd approve.
60
00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:18,977
You know,
exploitation of a minor an' all.
61
00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:22,531
Well, look what child stardom did
to the Artful Dodger from Oliver.
62
00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,418
You know, and then there's
poor Nicholas Lyndhurst.
63
00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,615
Well, he's not dead.
64
00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,691
Yeah, but have you seen
the fuckin' state of him?
65
00:04:28,779 --> 00:04:29,974
And I get paid if I win.
66
00:04:34,179 --> 00:04:37,536
So...what time do we leave?
67
00:04:37,619 --> 00:04:38,769
THEY ALL SIGH
68
00:04:42,819 --> 00:04:45,288
You're in sunny Ibiza
and we're off to Blackpool!
69
00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:48,531
I know, yeah, gutted for you.
You'll walk it, Liam, mate.
70
00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,212
All the best, pal.
71
00:04:50,299 --> 00:04:52,291
Stella's due a feed,
bottle's in the fridge.
72
00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,770
Now it's Liam's big day tomorrow,
so he needs an early night.
73
00:04:55,859 --> 00:04:58,897
You could do with one too -
you look like death warmed up.
74
00:04:58,979 --> 00:05:00,208
Bye, Monica!
75
00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:02,973
I want us all making
a good impression.
76
00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:05,210
This could be the start of something
for Liam,
77
00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:08,098
chance of a future without
minimum wage stamped all over it.
78
00:05:08,179 --> 00:05:10,899
FROM COMPUTER: Hiya, Mum!I can hear you a mile off.
79
00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:16,778
I meant to text ya. I know what those
Mediterranean types can be like -
80
00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:21,376
straight, gay or bi - I imagine
they're all the same. So use a condom.
81
00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:22,859
Out!
82
00:05:22,939 --> 00:05:27,456
And no matter how much they might try
and convince you otherwise, don't swallow!
83
00:05:27,539 --> 00:05:29,531
Can you catch an STD through oral?
84
00:05:31,459 --> 00:05:32,654
MUSIC: James Bond theme
85
00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:43,777
All right, Lillian?
86
00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:51,616
- You OK?
- Think it's just a bit of wind.
87
00:05:56,378 --> 00:05:59,212
I know it's gonna be a late one,
but if you stick to regulars only
88
00:05:59,298 --> 00:06:02,052
and keep the music down,
we'll turn a blind eye.
89
00:06:02,138 --> 00:06:03,458
Nice one, Stan.
90
00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:10,616
She's got the hots
for you there, Micky.
91
00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,455
Oh, not my type.
92
00:06:14,538 --> 00:06:17,007
It's got a fanny,
what more your type do you need?
93
00:06:17,098 --> 00:06:18,771
- Go on, buy her a drink.
- Aw...
94
00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:22,056
- If he doesn't want to...
- Once he gets a little sniff of her,
95
00:06:22,138 --> 00:06:26,337
his brain'll switch off
and his cock'll kick in. Guaranteed.
96
00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:32,088
- Mayday.
- Eh?
97
00:06:32,178 --> 00:06:33,737
View To A Kill.
98
00:06:33,818 --> 00:06:35,172
And you are?
99
00:06:35,258 --> 00:06:36,897
Er, Micky.
100
00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,935
I mean, right, yeah...
101
00:06:40,178 --> 00:06:44,889
Daniel Craig, innit? Er...James...
102
00:06:44,978 --> 00:06:46,173
Casino.
103
00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:48,897
I need a slash.
104
00:06:54,618 --> 00:06:56,098
Vast improvement, Frank.
105
00:06:56,178 --> 00:06:58,248
Thuck oth.
106
00:06:58,337 --> 00:07:00,568
- I could do you for that.
- In your dreams.
107
00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:01,613
MOBILE RINGS
108
00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:03,131
Evenin', all!
109
00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:05,015
OVER RADIO: Stan, Stan!
110
00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:05,769
Tom?
111
00:07:05,857 --> 00:07:09,055
They've got me, the lock-ups,back of Stansfield Road!
112
00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,936
5705 to base, back-up required!
113
00:07:15,897 --> 00:07:18,093
I was hoping
that wasn't all padding.
114
00:07:19,217 --> 00:07:21,777
Oh, look, I'm sorry. I can't.
I mean, I'd love to,
115
00:07:21,857 --> 00:07:24,656
but me girlfriend's at home pregnant,
you know what I mean,
116
00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,332
with triplets and that,
she's due any sec... Fuck me!
117
00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,773
(LAUGHS) You wait your turn.
118
00:07:29,857 --> 00:07:32,816
How did you know I was, you know,
how could you tell I...?
119
00:07:32,897 --> 00:07:35,253
You were the only man in there
other than me who knew
120
00:07:35,337 --> 00:07:37,806
all the words to
Diamonds Are Forever.
121
00:07:37,897 --> 00:07:39,331
Now...
122
00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,171
what's on offer?
123
00:07:42,257 --> 00:07:44,977
I'm packing eight.
And we're talking Imperial,
124
00:07:45,057 --> 00:07:47,777
not metric, if you get my...drift!
125
00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:33,852
Aargh! Oh, no, no!
126
00:08:33,936 --> 00:08:37,771
(Sobbing) Fuck! Oh, fuck!
127
00:08:37,856 --> 00:08:40,815
(Sobbing) Fuck! Fuck!
128
00:08:52,856 --> 00:08:56,008
LAUGHS
129
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,651
There's Pinky and Perky!
130
00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:02,931
Your cozzy's spot on.
131
00:09:03,016 --> 00:09:05,212
- Thank you.
- Same again?
132
00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:09,176
Yeah. Give the lad a hand.
133
00:09:16,936 --> 00:09:18,973
I just wanted to see you again.
134
00:09:19,056 --> 00:09:21,890
Well, it isn't exactly
the best place.
135
00:09:21,976 --> 00:09:24,445
Please go, go. I'll call you.
136
00:09:26,296 --> 00:09:27,969
What? What?!
137
00:09:28,056 --> 00:09:31,173
I'd forgotten how nice
your smile was, that's all.
138
00:09:31,255 --> 00:09:33,486
LAUGHTER
139
00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:38,529
See you tomorrow, yeah?
140
00:09:38,615 --> 00:09:40,208
Wear something casual.
141
00:09:40,295 --> 00:09:42,730
And don't forget to shave.
142
00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:47,045
Have a break.
I'll check on you when it settles.
143
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,209
Sexiest women on the estate.
144
00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:02,365
I only made it to number 17?
145
00:10:02,455 --> 00:10:06,768
It's all down to points, apparently -
face, tits, arse, legs.
146
00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:08,494
Yeah, my Kelly's got all of them.
147
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:12,285
And what do you mark the blokes out
of, then? Personality, intelligence?
148
00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:16,051
Length, girth, stamina,
if you must know.
149
00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:19,173
Which is the reason why my little
black book's so fuckin' empty.
150
00:10:19,255 --> 00:10:20,325
LAUGHS
151
00:10:20,415 --> 00:10:22,850
- What's the S stand for?
- If I've shagged 'em.
152
00:10:22,935 --> 00:10:25,291
B for a blow job, W for a wank,
153
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,492
- F for finger...
- What's UTS, then?
154
00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:29,168
Up the shitter.
155
00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:30,245
Micky, look after the bar
for five minutes?
156
00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:31,655
I'm on a night out!
157
00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:32,805
Harry Potter?
158
00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:35,251
Cock off, Harry Potter!
159
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,453
I'm Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye.
160
00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:40,527
Listen, no freebies and no credit.
161
00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:44,011
Leave 'em on. Put 'em on,
they look good.
162
00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:57,684
Karen...
163
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,768
Ambulance, quick!
164
00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,086
Me and you, son,
we'll go in the ambulance.
165
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,530
- I'll get the car, follow with the boys.
- What about this place?
166
00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:18,570
Leave it with me.
167
00:11:24,094 --> 00:11:27,531
No, no. Panic over, panic over.
168
00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:29,014
Idiot, wasting our time.
169
00:11:29,094 --> 00:11:31,734
How'd you get to be this childish?
170
00:11:31,814 --> 00:11:34,693
Ask Stan - he started it.
171
00:11:34,774 --> 00:11:37,812
Salt in my tea, porn mags in my file.
172
00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:40,170
You're lucky I didn't leave you there
all night!
173
00:11:40,254 --> 00:11:43,133
They pulled that unit from
a near riot in Ancoats for you.
174
00:11:43,214 --> 00:11:45,365
First thing you do,
go grovel to the Super.
175
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,491
Second, find Stan and apologise.
176
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,213
He'll be fine. You know Stan,
177
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:52,651
he's probably watching us now,
pissing himself laughing.
178
00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:15,653
Bar...person,
another three pints, on my tab.
179
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:19,727
- Cash only tonight, pal.
- Worth a try.
180
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,446
Jesus, it's like a morgue in here.
181
00:12:26,653 --> 00:12:29,646
Oh, fuck me. Bang on cue, Goldminger.
182
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,850
Oh, you look great, Lillian.
183
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:34,448
Must've taken a bit of time
to get all that together.
184
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:37,605
No, I've had this years.
Used to wear it for my Brendan.
185
00:12:37,693 --> 00:12:39,571
- Oh?
- You know, Sunday nights, like.
186
00:12:50,893 --> 00:12:52,168
She'll be OK.
187
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,165
I hope so.
188
00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:57,883
I didn't even know
you were trying for a baby.
189
00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:58,929
We weren't.
190
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:02,529
Course you weren't.
No Maguire man tries for a baby.
191
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:06,050
I only had to hang my kecks on the bedpost
and your mother was up the spout.
192
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,726
You'll all be the same.
193
00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:09,247
Well...
194
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,524
Have you been to the toilet?
195
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,205
- Mm-hm.
- Good lad!
196
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,922
- I'm all dressed up, you know?
- No, come on. Where you going? Out!
197
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,652
- What do you mean, "Where you going?"
- No, not that way! Out!
198
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:26,686
Bloody hell!
199
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:31,607
We'll go via the A roads.
200
00:13:31,692 --> 00:13:33,012
That'll take forever.
201
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:36,051
No, it'll be nice
driving round the countryside.
202
00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,522
We've got three hours
to get to Blackpool,
203
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:41,446
we're taking a longer route -
for what, aesthetics?
204
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,044
(Frank) Am I being ignored here?
205
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:49,770
I'll take that as a yes.
206
00:13:49,852 --> 00:13:51,332
(Shouting) Guys!
207
00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:13,326
MOUTHING
208
00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:29,486
Shit!
209
00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,483
Full Irish.
White pudding, the lot.
210
00:14:41,571 --> 00:14:45,281
Don't wanna be eating any of that
hospital food, end up in a fuckin' coma.
211
00:14:45,371 --> 00:14:47,966
Thanks, Mam.
212
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:50,122
How is she?
213
00:14:50,211 --> 00:14:52,885
The doctor said she should be
discharged this morning.
214
00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:55,008
- And she's OK?
- Yeah, she will be.
215
00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:00,370
< Brings it all back.
216
00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:04,361
You lose a child,
your life's never the same.
217
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:11,128
We'll wait for her,
bring her home together.
218
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,602
Show her we care,
that the whole family's behind her.
219
00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,444
She doesn't like much fuss, Mum.
220
00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:19,842
Or says she doesn't.
But at a time like this...
221
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:23,168
I tell you what might be
a better idea, Mam.
222
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,402
How's about we go back
and get pub ready, eh?
223
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,244
Your mother says we wait, we wait.
224
00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:29,926
Yeah, but Karen's not gonna
wanna come back to...
225
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:34,005
Well, you know?
No-one's cleaned up yet, have they?
226
00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:37,050
You're right.
We've got things to do.
227
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,600
We'll make sure the flat's
spick and span.
228
00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:42,286
There won't be a pin out of place.
229
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,843
God, you're still glowing like
you've had a fortnight in Chernobyl.
230
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:05,161
Do you think we should flick it
with some Holy Water?
231
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,402
You know, in case he's still there?
Give him a bit of a send-off?
232
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:11,210
There's not gonna be much
of that here, is there?
233
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,885
Could get some soda water or summat,
I'll give it a blessing.
234
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,686
Ugh!
235
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,124
Aargh!
236
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,160
You two all right?
237
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,684
Fine, thanks.
238
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,688
We got you one with a...
239
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:35,482
mattress protector on it,
so if you have any mishaps in future
240
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,483
you just give it a quick wipe, sorted.
241
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:40,641
Sorry, mate.
242
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,720
I...
243
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,520
I know what it is
you're going through, mate.
244
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:46,885
You reckon?
245
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,929
Kelly had that phantom pregnancy,
remember?
246
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,329
Felt like I'd been robbed.
247
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:55,641
Beaten senseless
248
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,926
and robbed.
249
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,002
And no-one knows that pain, mate.
250
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:03,969
Unless you've been there, that is.
251
00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:05,199
You should've said.
252
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:06,928
Not like you could've
done owt, is it?
253
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:13,327
We could go out for a drink
sometime, couldn't we?
254
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:14,684
Head into town, maybe?
255
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,362
Yeah.
256
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:17,644
Yeah, that'd be good.
257
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,284
What's with the fucking flowers?
258
00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:02,279
I know this couldn't
have come at a worse time.
259
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:09,689
The lad you left in charge
last night...Joe?
260
00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:12,443
We checked the safe. It's empty.
261
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:15,408
God knows how much you took
over the bar last night.
262
00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:18,800
I've not seen people knocking 'em back
like that in a long while.
263
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:25,320
- Straight to voicemail.
- Tried ringing Mandy.
264
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,728
She's not answering.
265
00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:29,721
Wait till I get my hands on her.
266
00:18:33,728 --> 00:18:37,278
- You stupid, stupid bastard!
- I'm sorry.
267
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:40,281
I didn't mean for this to happen,
it was a joke!
268
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:41,119
A joke?!
269
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,280
Led Stan to believe you'd been
murdered just to get one up on him?
270
00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:46,041
I'm as disgusted as you are.
271
00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:50,008
I tried his mobile earlier,
he isn't picking up.
272
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,205
Well, he might answer
when he sees it's me.
273
00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:54,041
MOBILE RINGS
274
00:18:54,128 --> 00:18:55,642
Stan?
275
00:18:58,088 --> 00:19:00,284
It's OK, it's OK!
276
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:02,837
I'm not dead! Stan, it was a joke!
277
00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:04,362
It was a wind-up!
278
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,485
Where've you been?
We've all been worried sick.
279
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,483
I think you'd better go.
280
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,764
Call me.
When he starts talking.
281
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:17,761
Stan? Mate, I'm sorry!
282
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:34,685
- Well played!
- You two keep your mouths shut
283
00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:38,078
and there'll be plenty more
where that came from.
284
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:42,086
- Round one to us, I think!
- Thank you!
285
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,884
Norma, we've got less than
two hours to get there!
286
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:58,960
- You think I don't know that?!
- Well, call the breakdown services.
287
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,403
My membership ran out a month ago.
288
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,685
Well, look, let's pool our resources
and see how much we've got, eh?
289
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:05,723
We won't have enough.
290
00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:08,402
And even if we had the cash,
time's totally against us.
291
00:20:09,527 --> 00:20:11,200
- Great(!)
- Debbie!
292
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,687
I'm sorry!
293
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,119
Just imagine.
Liam's whole life could've changed,
294
00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:21,644
just like that. Happens, doesn't it?
295
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,047
I said I'm sorry.
296
00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:24,800
His chance to escape.
297
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:26,526
That place.
298
00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:28,326
Those people...
299
00:20:28,407 --> 00:20:30,683
We are those people.
300
00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:41,203
Oh.
301
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:45,806
It was a joke!
302
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,324
There's plenty of time for kids.
303
00:21:08,406 --> 00:21:10,875
You're both young, healthy.
304
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,525
Plenty of time.
305
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,882
Mam, I'm all right, honest.
306
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,721
BLEEPING
307
00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:48,566
Ah, yes!
308
00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:51,002
Hey, no smoking! Can't you read?
309
00:21:51,086 --> 00:21:54,318
Yeah, that's why I don't
work in a fuckin' café.
310
00:21:56,566 --> 00:22:00,606
(Frank) So what now, Einstein? We'll need
a fucking miracle to get there on time.
311
00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:05,843
HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS
312
00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:25,523
MUFFLED ARGUING
313
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,362
ENGINE STARTS
314
00:22:47,445 --> 00:22:49,516
Norma!
Norma, it's started!
315
00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:51,403
Come on!
316
00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:02,040
Loaves into fishes!
Water into wine! Blind men can see!
317
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,765
- Wait!
- City win the league!
318
00:23:04,845 --> 00:23:07,804
- Hurry up!
- For fuck's sake!
319
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:19,038
Oh, I'm shagged out!
320
00:23:20,845 --> 00:23:24,201
Hey, Blackpool
here we fucking come, mate!
321
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:44,554
The wailing wall's gone, thank fuck.
322
00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:46,476
I said your mam's gone.
323
00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:49,636
We need crisps - cheese 'n' onion -
and cashews.
324
00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:56,484
Jamie, cheese 'n' onion and cashews.
325
00:23:56,564 --> 00:23:57,793
I'll get down the cellar.
326
00:23:57,884 --> 00:23:59,159
We're out.
327
00:23:59,244 --> 00:24:01,315
Cash 'n' carry, then.
328
00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:03,396
No time.
329
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,794
Nip round to Yvonne's
and see if she can sub us.
330
00:24:09,444 --> 00:24:13,677
You are all right
about all this, aren't ya?
331
00:24:13,764 --> 00:24:15,198
Yeah, fine.
332
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,075
Wasn't like it was planned.
333
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,963
If it had've been, I'd be gutted.
334
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,479
We got things to do, places to see.
335
00:24:27,164 --> 00:24:30,396
It's gonna be a lot easier
doing that round-the-world trip
336
00:24:30,484 --> 00:24:32,282
without a nappy bag and a buggy, eh?
337
00:24:34,444 --> 00:24:38,961
I know I've never really talked
about it, but, well, kids...
338
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,682
Cards on the table, Jamie,
339
00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:44,523
I've never really wanted any.
340
00:24:44,603 --> 00:24:46,560
You?
341
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:48,077
No.
342
00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,197
Crisps, yeah?
343
00:25:08,203 --> 00:25:10,115
Thought I'd get this back to you
344
00:25:10,203 --> 00:25:12,160
before you sent
the sniffer dogs out.
345
00:25:12,243 --> 00:25:15,839
Got your messages. And the other eleven
from my mother.
346
00:25:15,923 --> 00:25:18,279
- Nice to be trusted.
- Sorry, things've been...
347
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:20,832
No matter how they are,
I'd never rob my own brother.
348
00:25:20,923 --> 00:25:22,437
I'm just glad
to see the back of it.
349
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,640
I haven't slept all night.
The till roll's in there.
350
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,919
Nice one, Joe.
351
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,198
I'm sorry, Sis.
352
00:25:28,283 --> 00:25:29,717
Forgiven.
353
00:25:29,803 --> 00:25:32,318
Best phone Mum and Dad,
let them know you've surfaced.
354
00:25:34,203 --> 00:25:37,435
If you're not doing anything, could do
with a hand getting this place ready.
355
00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:38,081
Sure.
356
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:40,632
Cheers for last night, man,
you're a lifesaver.
357
00:25:40,723 --> 00:25:42,521
And I'm sorry too, mate.
358
00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:46,638
I don't really know
what to say, but...
359
00:25:46,723 --> 00:25:48,715
A kid would've just cramped me style.
360
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:53,797
I said I'd give Jamie a hand.
361
00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:56,397
It'll have to wait.
We need to be somewhere.
362
00:25:56,482 --> 00:25:58,360
Where?
363
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,678
Jamie and Karen
should be here by now.
364
00:26:08,762 --> 00:26:10,276
Mandy's been in touch.
365
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:13,036
They're not up to it, God help them.
366
00:26:13,122 --> 00:26:15,318
Hit them hard. Knew it would.
367
00:26:16,682 --> 00:26:18,162
Mam, Dad.
368
00:26:18,242 --> 00:26:23,522
This is my girlfriend, Grace.
369
00:26:23,602 --> 00:26:25,878
Grace Jones.
370
00:26:25,962 --> 00:26:27,681
Jones? You Welsh, then?
371
00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:30,477
Sorry for your loss.
372
00:26:30,562 --> 00:26:32,394
Thanks. Would you like a drink?
373
00:26:32,482 --> 00:26:34,155
No. I'm all right, thanks.
374
00:26:37,282 --> 00:26:38,841
Seen the size of her feet?
375
00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:45,031
I thought you said
it were a miscarriage?
376
00:26:45,122 --> 00:26:46,715
Oh, that? It's...symbolic.
377
00:26:46,802 --> 00:26:49,033
Some bollocks more like.
378
00:26:49,122 --> 00:26:51,591
If you ask me,
you've had a lucky escape.
379
00:26:51,682 --> 00:26:53,196
I wouldn't be without mine,
380
00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:56,480
but parenthood isn't all it's cracked up
to be. Look at Angelina and Brad
381
00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:59,236
tripping about
with their brood in tow,
382
00:26:59,322 --> 00:27:02,998
make it look like a piece of piss.
All flip-flops and cheesecloth.
383
00:27:03,082 --> 00:27:05,597
- I'll get you a box back tomorrow.
- Guaranteed, when they're at home,
384
00:27:05,682 --> 00:27:07,958
straight off to the nanny's.
385
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:10,841
Angie and Brad feet up,
couple of cans, watching telly.
386
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:14,039
Can you imagine her changing
a shitty nappy? Can you?
387
00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:17,398
With those nails,
she'd rip their arse to shreds.
388
00:27:39,961 --> 00:27:44,956
He used to be so full of life.
Now, since Tom's...
389
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:45,713
Prank.
390
00:27:45,801 --> 00:27:50,193
..prank...it's like there's a light
gone out in his eyes.
391
00:27:50,281 --> 00:27:52,034
He's not half the man he was.
392
00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:55,592
- Don't overdo the tears.
- So how much are we making on this?
393
00:27:55,681 --> 00:27:58,913
While Stan's on full wages,
£30 a week each.
394
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:04,554
If he gets compensation, a 10% cut,
two-week family holiday a year,
395
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:08,601
Florida, not open to negotiation,
and a Christmas bonus.
396
00:28:08,681 --> 00:28:10,593
Yeah, but we don't do Christmas.
397
00:28:10,681 --> 00:28:13,594
Stan does.
Anyway if it all goes tits up,
398
00:28:13,681 --> 00:28:17,561
it'll be six month
in Strangeways for fraud.
399
00:28:19,841 --> 00:28:21,434
Sorry.
400
00:28:25,961 --> 00:28:27,394
Nine.
401
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,949
- What the fuck's that?
- Pressie for the nipper.
402
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,952
Manchester United?!
403
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,717
Fuck that.
404
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,240
- Celtic?
- Name me one football team from Belfast.
405
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,640
What?
406
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,440
I know it's mental,
you know it's mental.
407
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,831
Just go along with it
for my sake, yeah?
408
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,953
Named him after the patron saint
of unborn children, Saint Gerard.
409
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,920
- What, Stevie?
- Gerard Majella.
410
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,071
Someone just told us in the pub.
I didn't believe it.
411
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,437
- I don't know why I didn't believe it!
- I thought you'd told them?
412
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,590
How could I tell them?
413
00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:44,954
You knew about this?
414
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:46,792
I thought it'd be best
to get it out the way
415
00:29:46,879 --> 00:29:49,394
and hopefully you'd never find out...
416
00:29:49,479 --> 00:29:52,039
- You'd never know.
- Well, it's a bit late now, innit?
417
00:29:57,399 --> 00:30:00,358
Fuck...right...off.
418
00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:02,795
That's the grief talking.
419
00:30:02,879 --> 00:30:05,110
Have you been sniffing
your own produce?
420
00:30:05,199 --> 00:30:07,953
- You're upset, but watch your mouth.
- You gonna let her talk like that?
421
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:10,474
Are you gonna cancel
this fuckin' carnival?
422
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:11,959
A child died.
423
00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:13,917
It wasn't at the stage
to be a boy or a girl, Dad!
424
00:30:13,999 --> 00:30:16,833
It was a boy. A Maguire's
first born is always a boy!
425
00:30:16,919 --> 00:30:20,469
I was three weeks late
for my period. For God's sake!
426
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:23,718
This is warped.
427
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:26,712
Gerard had a soul
and we're saving it.
428
00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:30,598
I should be fucking furious...
429
00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:33,956
but d'you know what? I'm not.
430
00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:35,792
Because I had a lucky escape.
431
00:30:35,879 --> 00:30:40,271
Imagine giving birth to anything
with their blood in it.
432
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:43,158
You'll thank us come Judgement Day!
No grandson of mine's
433
00:30:43,239 --> 00:30:44,832
knocking about in purgatory.
434
00:30:44,919 --> 00:30:48,799
I want him at God's side
before the Devil knows he's dead!
435
00:30:48,879 --> 00:30:51,951
I was gonna ask them, did they
want to put anything in the coffin?
436
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:54,793
Did you put my pressie
and letter in?
437
00:31:12,478 --> 00:31:14,435
I'm sorry, I can't...
438
00:31:14,518 --> 00:31:15,668
But I thought you liked me?
439
00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:19,195
I did. I do. But this?
440
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,918
I never thought I'd say this,
but all this?
441
00:31:21,998 --> 00:31:23,512
It's just too fucking weird.
442
00:31:27,438 --> 00:31:28,394
(Paddy) Micky!
443
00:31:37,358 --> 00:31:38,712
(Norma) I love the seaside.
444
00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:41,188
There's something quintessentially
British about it, don't you think?
445
00:31:41,278 --> 00:31:43,474
(Liam) What's quintessential mean?
446
00:31:43,558 --> 00:31:45,072
Look at that.
447
00:31:45,158 --> 00:31:47,229
(Norma) No, I love it here.
448
00:31:47,318 --> 00:31:50,948
(Monica) It's got a certain charm,
but I prefer Lesbos.
449
00:31:57,438 --> 00:32:00,636
We're delighted you allowed
Liam to attend, truly delighted.
450
00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:03,870
- So, er, what are his chances?
- Good. Very good.
451
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:08,316
In fact, he's the last of the boys
to be seen today
452
00:32:08,398 --> 00:32:10,754
and, to be honest,
I think the best, facially.
453
00:32:10,838 --> 00:32:13,398
- So is it you who decides?
- It's a joint decision.
454
00:32:13,478 --> 00:32:14,628
When will you make it?
455
00:32:14,718 --> 00:32:17,755
Well, we'll take a few test shots,
see how he looks, about half an hour?
456
00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:19,715
Oh, so he could win it?
457
00:32:19,797 --> 00:32:23,029
It depends on how he reacts
in front of the camera, the pressure.
458
00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:24,790
A lot of boys don't like
that much attention.
459
00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:26,675
Oh, he loves it,
460
00:32:26,757 --> 00:32:28,794
loves being the centre of attention,
doesn't he, Frank?
461
00:32:28,877 --> 00:32:30,311
Yeah, a born performer.
462
00:32:30,397 --> 00:32:35,028
And a fantastic face.
Tells its own story, don't you think?
463
00:32:35,117 --> 00:32:37,154
All right, Carl?
464
00:32:37,237 --> 00:32:39,194
70p, love.
465
00:32:39,277 --> 00:32:40,916
Sorry...
466
00:32:40,997 --> 00:32:43,432
You can keep the change.
467
00:32:43,517 --> 00:32:45,156
Five...
468
00:32:45,237 --> 00:32:47,354
- What?
- Er, nothing.
469
00:32:50,197 --> 00:32:52,951
Cheeky bastards, the lot of them.
470
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:55,427
- They're my family.
- That's worse.
471
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:58,954
I don't want 'em in here, Jamie.
I don't want 'em anywhere near me.
472
00:32:59,037 --> 00:33:00,551
Can't bar them, Karen.
473
00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:02,151
I can and I fucking will.
474
00:33:02,237 --> 00:33:04,877
Wait until you've calmed down
before you do anything.
475
00:33:04,957 --> 00:33:07,597
You know, one thing
guaranteed to make my blood boil -
476
00:33:07,677 --> 00:33:10,988
is being told to twatting calm down!
477
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:17,228
How many out of ten
did you give Karen?
478
00:33:17,317 --> 00:33:18,592
Nine.
479
00:33:18,677 --> 00:33:21,317
Fiery. She'd be a right goer.
480
00:33:21,397 --> 00:33:22,831
What did I get?
481
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:26,796
I'm not in there?
482
00:33:38,276 --> 00:33:39,266
Eight out of ten.
483
00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:46,831
Five. But let's see if we can
improve on that, shall we?
484
00:33:52,796 --> 00:33:53,832
Who the...?!
485
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:58,229
Oh, since the girls on the estate
heard what you were doing...
486
00:33:58,316 --> 00:34:01,912
Six? Shane's got fuckin' seven!
487
00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,430
Me dad's got fuckin' five!
488
00:34:03,516 --> 00:34:04,916
Whoa, we're losing altitude.
489
00:34:04,996 --> 00:34:06,430
Six?!
490
00:34:16,436 --> 00:34:18,905
Liam, I want us to go for
a real sad look now, please.
491
00:34:18,996 --> 00:34:20,715
Look at the camera.
492
00:34:20,796 --> 00:34:22,310
- Like Norma.
- Shut up!
493
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,627
Always witty, Frank. Always witty.
494
00:34:25,716 --> 00:34:30,916
So, um, if Liam's chosen,
he'll be the face of what exactly?
495
00:34:30,996 --> 00:34:34,785
A national campaign
aimed at highlighting the misery
496
00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,754
of a small but significant
section of society.
497
00:34:36,836 --> 00:34:38,509
Who?
498
00:34:38,596 --> 00:34:39,950
Those without voices.
499
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,153
- Westlife?
- The invisible.
500
00:34:42,236 --> 00:34:45,468
Could you be a little more specific?
501
00:34:45,556 --> 00:34:47,786
If Liam is chosen,
502
00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:51,630
he'll be giving hope to thousands,
maybe even millions.
503
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,275
The numbers of those suffering
are almost impossible to calculate.
504
00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,869
Suffering what, exactly?
505
00:34:55,955 --> 00:35:00,074
Abuse. He'll be portraying
an abused child.
506
00:35:00,155 --> 00:35:04,786
So when you look at my son, Liam,
that is how you see him?
507
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,104
Not at all. I see...
508
00:35:06,195 --> 00:35:08,391
A fantastic face -
telling it's own story!
509
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,432
Monica! Monica!
510
00:35:10,515 --> 00:35:12,154
I think there's been
a misunderstanding...
511
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:15,945
And what a story! Knocked about,
beaten by his unloving parents, neglected,
512
00:35:16,035 --> 00:35:20,507
without a voice, without hope.
Does he look unhappy? Malnourished?
513
00:35:20,595 --> 00:35:21,745
Knocked about? Does he?
514
00:35:21,835 --> 00:35:23,155
You're blowing this
out of all proportion.
515
00:35:23,235 --> 00:35:26,592
You want a face for
a national campaign about abuse?
516
00:35:26,675 --> 00:35:30,669
If you don't get out my fucking way,
you'll have one!
517
00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:33,145
Projecting abuse!
518
00:35:33,235 --> 00:35:35,113
He's never been smacked in his life!
519
00:35:35,195 --> 00:35:37,505
People don't take that much notice
of faces, Mon,
520
00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:39,427
it's the message that sinks in,
521
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:43,907
and if Liam's face can help
that message get through, who knows?
522
00:35:43,995 --> 00:35:46,874
It could help to save
some poor kiddy's life.
523
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:51,708
Not only that, they said
they'd up his fee to a grand.
524
00:35:51,795 --> 00:35:53,707
What, he's got the job?
525
00:35:53,795 --> 00:35:55,673
They've sent all the other lads home.
526
00:35:55,755 --> 00:35:58,554
He's just what they're looking for,
apparently.
527
00:35:58,635 --> 00:36:02,072
Oh, come on, let's just get
this thing done and get home, eh?
528
00:36:03,634 --> 00:36:06,194
MOUTHS
529
00:36:08,754 --> 00:36:09,949
Cash!
530
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,388
That's not possible.
531
00:36:11,474 --> 00:36:13,431
Liam, in the van!
532
00:36:13,514 --> 00:36:15,870
Where are we going to raise money
with such short notice?
533
00:36:15,954 --> 00:36:21,154
Ha! You've got cash cards,
credit cards, expense accounts.
534
00:36:21,234 --> 00:36:23,066
Cash.
535
00:36:23,154 --> 00:36:25,874
- (Frank) Come on, Liam.
- Come on.
536
00:36:27,874 --> 00:36:30,184
The doctor said,
as far as Stan's concerned,
537
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:33,028
he's locked in the moment
of discovering you hanging.
538
00:36:33,114 --> 00:36:34,230
So what's the next move?
539
00:36:34,314 --> 00:36:36,271
If I can get him to stop crying
for long enough,
540
00:36:36,354 --> 00:36:39,586
I might be able to start
talking him round, but until then...
541
00:36:39,674 --> 00:36:43,429
Tell him I'm really sorry, Yvonne.
542
00:36:43,514 --> 00:36:45,073
I went too far.
543
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:47,146
I will. When he's lucid.
544
00:36:57,034 --> 00:36:58,229
He could lose his job!
545
00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:02,593
That's his fault! You could've
had a piggin' heart attack.
546
00:37:02,674 --> 00:37:04,666
I like having you around.
Brew?
547
00:37:04,754 --> 00:37:07,508
My turn. You put your feet up.
548
00:37:12,474 --> 00:37:13,954
OK, and again, please, Liam.
549
00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:17,664
Right, this time, I want you
to imagine your dad's a drunk,
550
00:37:17,754 --> 00:37:19,824
an old junkie, OK?
551
00:37:19,913 --> 00:37:23,702
Your mum's run off with someone
and you haven't seen her for years,
552
00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:26,706
it's just you and your sister
all alone at home.
553
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:33,273
- He's just not getting it.
- Liam, think of something really sad.
554
00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:36,073
Like something terrible's happened.
555
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:39,032
And a little less panto?
Any advice?
556
00:37:39,113 --> 00:37:41,787
He's a happy soul. He takes after me.
557
00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:43,910
But if we don't get a shot
we can use...
558
00:37:54,073 --> 00:37:56,383
OK, looking this way please, Liam.
559
00:37:57,473 --> 00:37:59,544
That's it, it's brilliant!
560
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:02,951
What did you say?
561
00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,990
It worked, didn't it?
562
00:38:07,593 --> 00:38:10,427
Sorry about before.
You know what me mam's like.
563
00:38:10,513 --> 00:38:11,469
You OK?
564
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,553
I'm fine.
565
00:38:14,633 --> 00:38:16,067
I will be.
566
00:38:18,753 --> 00:38:21,871
It's just...kids. I dunno.
567
00:38:21,953 --> 00:38:23,945
There's no law says
you have to have 'em.
568
00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:25,592
That's just it.
569
00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:28,347
I don't...
570
00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:29,708
I don't know.
571
00:38:29,793 --> 00:38:31,546
Just not with Jamie.
572
00:38:33,593 --> 00:38:35,504
When I look at him,
573
00:38:35,592 --> 00:38:39,188
he doesn't say "Dad" to me.
574
00:38:39,272 --> 00:38:41,946
I shouldn't be telling you this.
You're his sister.
575
00:38:42,032 --> 00:38:44,991
He's a bloke. I'm your mate.
576
00:38:46,432 --> 00:38:48,901
I just don't know
what I want any more.
577
00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:51,992
I just don't know.
578
00:39:00,392 --> 00:39:02,190
(Director) Well done, Liam.
579
00:39:02,272 --> 00:39:04,912
Even more, if you can find
a little bit more...
580
00:39:04,992 --> 00:39:07,666
- Look, can't you just...?
- Frank, we're OK here.
581
00:39:07,752 --> 00:39:09,903
No, can you just finish up?
The lad's upset.
582
00:39:09,992 --> 00:39:13,463
- Nearly there. Just let us get this shot.
- No, no, I said leave it!
583
00:39:16,232 --> 00:39:19,066
I said, he's had enough!
Right? Fuck off!
584
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:23,950
He-he-he!
585
00:39:24,032 --> 00:39:26,388
Great team we make, eh, son?
586
00:39:26,472 --> 00:39:29,590
Dad did his bit
and got paid into the bargain.
587
00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:22,903
Pull over, pull over. I'll just nip in
and get a bit of steak.
588
00:40:31,671 --> 00:40:36,302
- I don't really fancy cooking.
- I'll cook and you can wash up.
589
00:40:36,391 --> 00:40:39,225
I fancy that even less. No.
Why don't we go for a meal?
590
00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:41,951
No, I thought it'd be nice to have
the family round the table.
591
00:40:42,031 --> 00:40:44,023
I know you think we should
put the cash aside
592
00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:46,262
in case he wants to go
to Oxford or Cambridge
593
00:40:46,351 --> 00:40:48,388
but 50 quid isn't gonna
put paid to that.
594
00:40:48,471 --> 00:40:50,542
- That wasn't the deal.
- Wasn't aware there was a deal.
595
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:52,429
We decided, if he gets the job,
596
00:40:52,511 --> 00:40:54,264
he gets the money
and spends it on what he wants.
597
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,149
How come I wasn't party to that?
598
00:40:56,231 --> 00:40:57,870
Cos you weren't there...again!
599
00:40:57,951 --> 00:40:59,544
Well, where was I?
600
00:40:59,631 --> 00:41:01,270
Pub, getting your nails done,
601
00:41:01,351 --> 00:41:03,820
getting your hair done,
getting your bits waxed?
602
00:41:03,911 --> 00:41:05,391
- You're not his mother, Debbie.
- And you are?
603
00:41:05,471 --> 00:41:07,985
Oh, stop it, there's no need.
604
00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,463
Well, come on! >
605
00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:18,304
Pizza?
606
00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:20,507
You could get that Wii box
you've had your eye on.
607
00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:24,140
That PlayStation, that Xbox,
you can get all three if you like.
608
00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:35,188
Well, don't wait up.
609
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:42,069
(Frank) Carpe diem! Seize the day.Enjoy it while you can.
610
00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:45,427
But be careful.
611
00:41:45,510 --> 00:41:48,708
Because, as a truly great poetonce said,
612
00:41:48,790 --> 00:41:51,703
"You don't know what you gottill it's gone. "
613
00:41:51,790 --> 00:41:54,749
And as we all know,
614
00:41:54,830 --> 00:41:58,346
once it's gone,there's no getting it back...
615
00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:01,342
..even if you wanted to.
616
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,541
Frank!
617
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:16,540
Yeah!
618
00:42:57,949 --> 00:42:59,906
MUSIC: James Bond theme
46763
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof