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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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FRANK LAUGHS
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Scatter.
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Party!
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(Frank) A good friend once said to me -
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Bob the Bullshit I think -"Everybody's at it.
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"And if they're not, they should be. "
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Meaning, I suppose,
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that nobody is actually who they seem.
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We're all of us deceiving each other,
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and ourselves, most of the time.
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Pretending to be something,or someone, that we're not.
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And nothing is what it seems.
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Do you ever give up, Tom?
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Please, not now.
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Don't flatter yourself. Where's Frank?
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What's he done now?
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Jesus.
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Leave it out!
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- What are you doing?
- He's wanted.
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Does he look like
he's ever had a credit card?
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Over 20 grand owed on his Visa.
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Another 12 on a new car, two on a plasma,
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four on a fortnight in Dubai.
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Hello? Sunkissed?!
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- Three different addresses.
- And Frank's details on them all.
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Sorry...
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Well done, Dad.
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- It'll be a mistake.
- There's no need to manhandle him.
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(Carl) Why the bad manners?
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We know it wasn't you.
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So why the brutality?
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Yeah, harassment.
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Lorraine Kelly here
going all Regan and Carter.
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Your identity was stolen.
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My identity?
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Have a look at this.
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Is nothing sacred?
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It's your civic duty.
You ignored three summonses.
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We had no choice but to collect you.
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Duh! I'm exempt.
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Special dispensation,
by-product of a colourful existence.
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You haven't got a criminal record.
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I haven't... I haven't?
Of course I haven't!
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Not now, anyway.
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The system crashed and was unable
to differentiate where the ID theft began.
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Couldn't specify which crimes were yours.
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So they all got wiped.
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You're a very lucky man. Clean slate.
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A whole world of employment opportunities.
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And eligible for jury service.
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All right, Frank?
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All right, Dessie.
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Hiya, Frank!
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All right, Phil.
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Step this way, lads,
for the Amazing Madchester Music Tour.
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Guaranteed to see some stars.
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Easy money, mate.
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This clip's banging.
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MC Tunes in the pink limo crib.
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Manchester vibes in the area.
Let's 'ave it!
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Fuck's sake.
How do you spell "provocateur"?
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Oi, got punters out here.
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You know, like, in the posh knickers?
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All right? These babies
will reach all your parts.
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MUSIC: Wrote For Luck by Happy Mondays
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Make yourself comfy.
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Don't drive too fast!
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CAR STEREO BLARES
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- Hacienda. Used to love it in there, me.
- Those flats?
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The Sex Pistols played there in the '60s,
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- and loads of other bands saw them.
- Not 1976? The Free Trade Hall?
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Nah. That's an hotel.
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Where's Canal Street from here?
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What do you want to know that for?
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It was terrifying the first time.
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- It's a sensitive area.
- It's my role though, Pat.
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This could be my last chance.
I'm a good mother. It's what I excel at.
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Loads of men have them reversed.
Realise they've made a mistake.
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It wasn't a mistake.
We've had enough for a hurling team.
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And lost one.
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We don't want any more at this stage.
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We should be content with our grandchild.
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- But she's not here.
- She's two doors away.
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BABY CRIES IN DISTANCE
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Listen.
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But it doesn't feel like enough, Paddy.
Why's she always crying?
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God knows what Liam's doing
when Mandy's not looking.
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That was a definite error of judgement
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forging a union with that pikey gene pool.
Mercy, she's such a doll.
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BABY CONTINUES TO CRY
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- They'd be better off here.
- There's hardly the room.
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I'd happily kick out Scooby or Shaggy.
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Maybe that's what I need
to stop the yearning.
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And if you're shirking
your genetic responsibility...
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Hey, I've been a prolific provider.
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..she might come home here.
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Her and the baby.
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What do you think? It could be a plan.
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Why's Shane dressed like Buddy Holly?
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The seriousness of these accusations
cannot be overestimated.
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Selling counterfeit merchandise
is indicative of the insidious methods
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criminal networks employ
to fund their illegal activities.
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Pay attention!
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And don't you dare drool on me.
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He's a Scouser. All day.
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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Yeah.
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Came prepared?
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As always.
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Helen.
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Frank Gallagher.
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- First time?
- Bored off my tits.
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It can get tedious.
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You're familiar with the surroundings?
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I come whenever I can.
But only the public gallery.
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Yeah, been a regular myself.
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Only the cheap seats, though.
If you know what I mean.
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I would imagine if I were selling
counterfeit goods to raise funds
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for a terrorist cell or a drug cartel,
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I would also be afraid
to assist the police in their enquiries.
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MUSIC: Stop Me If You've Heard
This One Before by The Smiths
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This is where The Smiths met. They
sometimes come back here for inspiration.
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BELL RINGS
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- Look! There he is. That's Morrissey.
- No way!
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Wow.
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Bloody hell.
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Did you see him? Told you.
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Just don't know who you might
run into round here if you're lucky.
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Way! This is mental.
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All right? Hello, mate.
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All right.
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What's that knobhead waving at?
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Liam's good as gold!
He's brilliant with Katie.
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I'm sure he is, sweetheart.
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Your mother's just feeling sensitive.
We hear Katie crying a lot.
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It's what happens when children compete.
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She's just going through a phase.
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Talking about having another baby.
No danger there.
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But she's got this notion
that you and Katie moving in
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will be an adequate surrogate.
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There's no space. She's in her own bed.
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I understand.
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But you know your mother.
She wants her little girls home.
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That looked a bit serious.
Daddy and his princess getting along?
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Would you move back home?
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I might need a favour.
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All right.
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# Ooh, aah, ooh, aah
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# Ooh, aah, Cantona!
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# Ooh, aah, the Cantona... #
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Yeah, man.
Yeah, me mate can get you tickets.
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That's who he named the band after.
As well as the ginger pubes on his head.
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He still visits his family round here.
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These were his local shops.
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- Where's he live now?
- How should I know?
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I've heard he's got a place in Milan.
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Wit woo.
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Simply Red wasn't exactly
Madchester though.
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Who says?
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Well, everybody.
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Go, go, go!
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Neither was Morrissey, as it happens.
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He definitely was.
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Look! Look! Take some photos!
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Mick Hucknall in the area!
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Two out of two. Did you see him?
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That was ace.
Tell all your mates. Kerching!
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No way. Wow!
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With offices around the country
invariably pointing to sellers like this
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being involved
in something more sinister.
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The higher up the chain of supply
we're able to venture...
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There's a strong case against him.
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Liverpool.
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City of Vultures.
The whole town's counterfeit.
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They all wear fake clothes?
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No, it's a simile. But probably.
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Chipmunk-Cilla's features.
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Tarby's "humour"?
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"Community spirit
in the face of adversity."
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How many of them actually work?
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Dark Side Of The Moon while smoking
weed. Playing Xboxes all day long.
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Nothing is as it seems
down the East Lancs.
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Fake football shirts, Helen,
are the tip of his particular iceberg.
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The slave trade.
The Three Graces.
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Icing on the crown
of the Scouse nation.
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- My dad's from Liverpool.
- No offence.
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It's OK.
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I never really
thought of it like that.
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Yes!
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Oh! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Bingo!
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You're on lates?
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Still got plenty to do. Coffee?
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Sorry about any confusion yesterday.
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Frank?
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Frank, come on.
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Frank, you've got a lift to court.
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(SHOUTS) Frank!
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Let him have it! Let him have it!
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What is your problem?!
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Stalker!
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Been reading Catcher In The Rye?
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It's a misunderstanding.
I just came to give him a lift.
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Is that a copper's job? Or has he
been fast-tracked to judge?
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And to apologise for yesterday.
Being rough.
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Get past it, Tom. We're O-V-E-R.
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You're freaking me out now.
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CAR STEREO BLARES
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No, thanks.
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It's all right.
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It's not really my thing.
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But it makes the tour more real
if you know what I mean.
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Without these beauties,
there wouldn't be a Madchester.
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I said, I'm not interested.
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GIGGLING
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How's that funny?!
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Can't you take a joke?
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Do you think that's funny, Bill? Men
taking advantage of pubescent girls?
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All the same.
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I was just trying to lighten the mood.
Make you smile.
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But you shouldn't have gone
round there this morning.
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It won't do either of you any good.
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I mean, Frank can't expect a... Urgh!
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What's that?
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You cheeky little...
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- Touché.
- You don't know what you've started.
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What I started?
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What you up to?
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It's a free country.
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- Who are these?
- Mates.
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You two OK?
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- They're sound.
- I asked them.
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Girls?
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We're fine, thanks.
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Can't switch off.
Needs a truncheon up her... Aaagh!
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Not the day for it, Maguire.
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Agh, fuck!
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(Frank) The classic syndrome, Helen.
Rob their pensions, medical cover.
256
00:14:56,926 --> 00:15:00,476
And who ends up with the yacht,
Ferrari and Spanish villa?
257
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,399
Scousers?
258
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:06,242
Scou... Well, yeah, sometimes
it's Scousers, the rich ones,
259
00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:11,323
but whoever it is, I guarantee
they won't come from places like we did.
260
00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:13,559
I've never met anyone
who talks like you.
261
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:17,519
I can't believe I'm here,
in the beating heart,
262
00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:21,762
with such wonderful people
and actually getting money for it.
263
00:15:21,849 --> 00:15:24,729
Well, my pearls falling on
appreciative ears
264
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,529
has helped numb the tedium.
265
00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,567
That's nice.
266
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,442
Home beckon... What do you mean
"getting money for it"?
267
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:35,967
You must have been asleep. Expenses.
268
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,532
Match your wages. Fantastic.
269
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:48,883
Why are we still here?
270
00:15:48,973 --> 00:15:51,045
Ready now.
271
00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:52,409
Look! Frank Sidebottom!
272
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,531
- Who?
- Frank Sidebottom.
273
00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:56,446
What does that mean?
274
00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:58,413
Him, there. Off the telly.
275
00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:07,612
- What?
- Refund.
276
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:08,652
Why?
277
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:11,252
Look, we didn't say anything
to that policewoman
278
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,533
but, aside from trying to
force drugs on us,
279
00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:15,734
this is a total crock of shit!
280
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,008
Where you going?
281
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,056
It'll be me they come looking for.
282
00:16:23,138 --> 00:16:24,732
Shouldn't be so stupid.
283
00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:26,649
Hurry up!
284
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,900
Let me guess.
285
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:38,816
Hey, Yvonne,
how much do you pay your workers?
286
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,938
You've got no chance.
It's not Remploy.
287
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:44,731
I shall ignore such slander in
the interests of my business proposition.
288
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:45,972
Lend us that.
289
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,334
- Jury expenses.
- How much?
290
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:53,258
Just leave that to me.
Started the job yesterday. 80/20 split.
291
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,382
There's no way out.
292
00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:07,590
Make it easy on yourself
and I'll make it easier on you.
293
00:18:12,234 --> 00:18:13,987
Back-up's on the way.
294
00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:24,150
Ripping innocent people off again?
295
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,832
You lot never learn.
296
00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,995
I've called the dogs,
297
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:42,516
so if you don't want an Alsatian's
teeth around your member...
298
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:45,512
SCREAMS
299
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:50,913
I'm blind! I'm blind! My eyes!
300
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,595
- What was that for?
- Right, get up, Saul.
301
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,717
I'll support ya.
302
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,632
Come on.
303
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,030
SCREAMS
304
00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:03,319
What's happened?
305
00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:04,551
What's it look like?
306
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:06,281
I can't see!
307
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,638
Stop whining and pull me out!
308
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:13,360
You're stuck.
309
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:22,161
(Judge) I shall now ask the jury to retireand consider their verdict.
310
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:40,601
Does anybody have any specific
desire to take the role of foreman?
311
00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:46,763
All yours.
312
00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:54,087
Well, can I suggest we start
with a quick show of hands?
313
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,081
I presume we're all feeling
the same.
314
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:59,526
Probably be out of here in no time.
315
00:19:59,609 --> 00:20:02,728
So, all those who think
the defendant's guilty?
316
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:12,923
And all those who think
the defendant's not guilty?
317
00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:21,649
Looks like we'll be back
in the morning.
318
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:24,770
GROANING
319
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,691
I can't find the keys.
320
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,288
Now stop rubbing.
321
00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:32,014
- Just let me go and get some help.
- You won't come back.
322
00:20:32,094 --> 00:20:34,734
Well, I'll just phone me dad
to bring the bolt cutters then.
323
00:20:34,814 --> 00:20:36,135
Woo woo.
324
00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:38,525
Leave you here, anyway.
325
00:20:43,016 --> 00:20:44,132
I bet there's spiders.
326
00:20:44,216 --> 00:20:45,366
So?
327
00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:51,012
I'm making a complaint about you
and unnecessary force. Again!
328
00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:52,816
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
329
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,891
Aaagh!
330
00:21:03,659 --> 00:21:06,299
- Where's my baseball bat?
- In your wardrobe.
331
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,291
BABY CRIES
332
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,212
Mummy! >
333
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:21,058
< That's Stella waking Katie.
334
00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:22,291
BABY CONTINUES CRYING
335
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,701
Mummy! >
336
00:21:29,062 --> 00:21:31,373
SCREAMS
337
00:21:35,423 --> 00:21:36,937
Mummy! >
338
00:21:40,504 --> 00:21:44,464
BABY CRIES IN NEXT-DOOR HOUSE
339
00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:52,062
That's it!
340
00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:07,622
Mimi!
341
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,188
What's the mad bitch up to now?
342
00:22:09,268 --> 00:22:11,624
- Show some respect.
- It's stuck.
343
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:12,664
What's going on?
344
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,103
I don't know.
345
00:22:14,189 --> 00:22:18,024
If I just make room and clear it,
she'll come.
346
00:22:18,109 --> 00:22:19,065
Mum!
347
00:22:19,149 --> 00:22:21,107
Whoa, whoa, whoa, not Butch!
348
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,426
It's for you, babe. Please come home.
349
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,581
I can't bear what they're doing
to Katie.
350
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:27,468
What who's doing? >
351
00:22:27,551 --> 00:22:30,191
Damien over there,
and who knows who else.
352
00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:32,342
- Watch what you're saying!
- What's it got to do with you?
353
00:22:32,431 --> 00:22:34,105
- Leave it.
- We love Katie.
354
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:36,024
So why's she so unhappy?
355
00:22:36,112 --> 00:22:38,388
Stella cries, Katie cries sometimes.
It's a small house.
356
00:22:38,472 --> 00:22:40,145
That's the point.
357
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:43,067
We would love you to come home.
358
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:47,264
This'll do.
359
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,909
Maybe the pub.
360
00:22:59,835 --> 00:23:03,273
Usual, Karen. One for yourself.
361
00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:05,825
And your dearest.
362
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,509
Someone's in a good mood.
363
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:11,876
Well, it's nice to share the wealth
when fortune smiles on the brave.
364
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:15,109
And a tipple for
my delectable other half as well.
365
00:23:15,197 --> 00:23:18,714
So, did the Scouser get a guilty?
366
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,313
Well, I may have been a tad hasty.
367
00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:23,436
Oh, quelle surprise!
368
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:26,637
They're much maligned, you know,
Liverpudlians.
369
00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:30,430
Cousins, really. Many a worthy
contributor for the general good.
370
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,194
- You reckon?
- Oh, definitely.
371
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,556
Such as?
372
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,756
Erm...
373
00:23:37,481 --> 00:23:39,837
Grobbelaar?
374
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,755
Hatton! There was
a heavyweight in his field.
375
00:23:42,841 --> 00:23:44,754
He's a welterweight from Stockport.
376
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,754
No, Derek.
377
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,754
So?
378
00:23:48,842 --> 00:23:50,721
Who was the dizzy-looking bitch?
379
00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:52,237
Who?
380
00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:54,002
What?
381
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:57,042
Oh, um, thingy.
382
00:23:57,123 --> 00:23:59,514
Foreman of the jury
on her way to hers.
383
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,799
Bit mental.
384
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:02,477
What are you doing?
385
00:24:02,564 --> 00:24:05,842
Smoking the evidence.
386
00:24:05,925 --> 00:24:07,279
Stop it!
387
00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:10,961
It's better than being gassed.
Have some.
388
00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:13,481
- It's illegal.
- So?
389
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:16,001
- I'm a policewoman.
- Everybody does it.
390
00:24:16,086 --> 00:24:17,805
But I don't.
391
00:24:17,886 --> 00:24:19,321
Never tried?
392
00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:21,717
Never.
393
00:24:21,807 --> 00:24:23,480
Don't know what you're missing.
394
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,762
Stop!
395
00:24:28,848 --> 00:24:30,999
Might chill you out.
396
00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:40,121
Dunno what all the fuss is about.
397
00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,721
So why do you keep laughing then?
398
00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:46,245
THEY GIGGLE
399
00:24:50,691 --> 00:24:54,129
How come I've never seen you
with a girlfriend? >
400
00:24:54,212 --> 00:24:56,329
I've never seen you with a boyfriend.
401
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,324
So?
402
00:25:00,453 --> 00:25:02,410
I don't want one at the moment.
403
00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:04,883
I'm concentrating on my writing.
404
00:25:04,973 --> 00:25:06,168
Can't you write?
405
00:25:06,253 --> 00:25:10,009
Course! I mean stories and that.
406
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,847
Yeah?
407
00:25:11,934 --> 00:25:14,165
What kind of stories?
408
00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,492
Erotica.
409
00:25:18,575 --> 00:25:20,407
SHE SPLUTTERS
410
00:25:25,136 --> 00:25:26,775
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
411
00:25:29,177 --> 00:25:32,773
Personally, I think it's overrated.
412
00:25:32,857 --> 00:25:34,371
Erotica?
413
00:25:34,457 --> 00:25:37,212
- Sex.
- You reckon?
414
00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:40,291
- I prefer a good arrest.
- Typical Dibble.
415
00:25:40,378 --> 00:25:42,610
Hardly typical!
416
00:25:42,699 --> 00:25:44,577
One day I'll be far from here.
417
00:25:44,659 --> 00:25:47,458
Chief Super, somewhere fitting.
418
00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:49,019
Yeah. I will too.
419
00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:50,853
What?
420
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,215
Be far from here.
421
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,019
Yeah, right. Stretford?
422
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,420
No!
423
00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:03,540
Go on then. Where do you want to be?
424
00:26:03,622 --> 00:26:05,341
Don't know.
425
00:26:05,422 --> 00:26:06,936
Maybe California.
426
00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:09,014
Writing novels
in a cabin by the ocean?
427
00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:13,655
Not a cabin. One of them
steel and glass minimum houses.
428
00:26:13,743 --> 00:26:15,496
Hollywood starlets round the pool.
429
00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:19,464
Defo. Dancing all day,
plenty of weed,
430
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,137
rubbing sun cream on each other.
431
00:26:21,224 --> 00:26:23,375
Sounds like one of your stories.
432
00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:26,617
Yeah, tanned and toned.
Proper hard bodies.
433
00:26:26,705 --> 00:26:29,140
Easy. You'll get me going.
434
00:26:29,225 --> 00:26:31,343
Well, it'll be wasted on you anyway.
435
00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:35,745
Don't know. Sounded good.
436
00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:37,818
You can't be totally frigid then.
437
00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,864
Watch it!
438
00:26:41,627 --> 00:26:44,461
- You must be a bit.
- Why?
439
00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:46,619
Well, "Sex is overrated".
You said it.
440
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:50,861
Well, it is. Better channelling
the energy into work.
441
00:26:50,948 --> 00:26:52,303
Or the gym.
442
00:26:53,389 --> 00:26:54,823
What about...
443
00:26:56,429 --> 00:26:57,829
..orgasms?
444
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:00,265
What about 'em?
445
00:27:00,350 --> 00:27:02,945
- Ever had one?
- Course.
446
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:07,145
- I reckon.
- You'd know if you had.
447
00:27:08,871 --> 00:27:10,828
I bet I can give you one.
448
00:27:10,911 --> 00:27:12,824
- Watch it.
- No!
449
00:27:13,912 --> 00:27:15,904
I mean with this.
450
00:27:15,992 --> 00:27:17,187
This is my new one.
451
00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:18,865
Don't be mental.
452
00:27:18,952 --> 00:27:21,024
- Don't you believe me?
- Course not.
453
00:27:21,113 --> 00:27:22,149
Do you wanna bet?
454
00:27:24,633 --> 00:27:26,545
Won't it be embarrassing?
455
00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:28,068
No.
456
00:27:28,154 --> 00:27:30,066
Just...
457
00:27:31,154 --> 00:27:33,066
Just chill and get in the mood.
458
00:27:38,675 --> 00:27:40,473
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
459
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,792
Got to take
such responsibilities seriously.
460
00:27:55,878 --> 00:27:58,074
You know, massive stakes.
461
00:27:58,158 --> 00:28:00,673
Someone's liberty here.
462
00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:05,436
Cost to the taxpayer of miscarriages
of justice? It's astronomical.
463
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,397
CAR HORN OUTSIDE
464
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,957
It's probably just thingy,
your foreman.
465
00:28:18,841 --> 00:28:20,639
The prosecution's adamant
466
00:28:20,721 --> 00:28:23,078
< that almost every time
they follow the chain
467
00:28:23,162 --> 00:28:27,076
of counterfeit goods, such as those
football shirts, back to its source,
468
00:28:27,162 --> 00:28:33,114
< it's in some way implicated into
a much larger criminal framework,
469
00:28:33,203 --> 00:28:38,154
invariably linked to drugs, guns,
people-smuggling or terrorism.
470
00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:44,321
If that boss-eyed Mickey Mouser
is Al-Qaeda, then I'm Al...
471
00:28:44,405 --> 00:28:46,840
Al... Alcohol-free...
472
00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:50,155
His name's Graeme McEwan.
473
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:56,163
Well, isn't it enough
that our Graeme's admitted possession
474
00:28:56,246 --> 00:28:59,160
and selling snide gear?
475
00:28:59,247 --> 00:29:02,081
Eh? He'll get a hefty fine
for that anyway.
476
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:03,487
Rightly so!
477
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:07,482
But, as he swears, isn't it possible
478
00:29:07,568 --> 00:29:11,039
that he was ripped off and didn't know
the football shirts were fake?
479
00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:13,883
Would he risk openly selling them
on Longsight Market
480
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:15,961
if he honestly thought
they were snide?
481
00:29:17,369 --> 00:29:20,727
I'd give Mr McEwan ten years
just for selling United kits,
482
00:29:20,810 --> 00:29:22,130
but hey, that's personal.
483
00:29:25,371 --> 00:29:26,600
Ah!
484
00:29:26,691 --> 00:29:28,410
Fantastic! >
485
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,090
"Her truncheon probed his balls,
486
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,732
"as he flicked his tongue
through the black lace
487
00:29:35,812 --> 00:29:38,646
"of her best La Senza knickers.
488
00:29:38,732 --> 00:29:40,884
" 'Spread 'em,'
her deep voice whispered
489
00:29:40,973 --> 00:29:42,805
"as she removed the handcuffs
490
00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:45,772
"to allow him access
to her youthful beast..."
491
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,208
Spelling again.
492
00:29:47,294 --> 00:29:50,526
"..Youthful breasts and moist loins.
493
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:53,972
"She grabbed the cell bars,
trousers round her ankles,
494
00:29:54,055 --> 00:29:55,375
"La Senzas to the side,
495
00:29:55,455 --> 00:29:59,369
"hat perched cheekily
on her short brunette hair.
496
00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:01,493
"The prisoner stood.
497
00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:04,648
"Ten years of press-ups had given him
the body of an Adonis,
498
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:08,253
"a decade of yearning and the fullest
pair of bollocks she'd ever seen."
499
00:30:09,857 --> 00:30:11,735
That's really well put, Micky.
500
00:30:12,817 --> 00:30:14,537
"He slapped her pert buttocks
501
00:30:14,618 --> 00:30:16,974
"with enough force to hint
a threat of pain."
502
00:30:17,058 --> 00:30:18,014
Oh!
503
00:30:18,098 --> 00:30:22,059
"He gazed at the window, dreaming
of his release, and cried out in glory...
504
00:30:22,139 --> 00:30:24,290
-" 'Agh!'..."
- Agh!
505
00:30:24,379 --> 00:30:28,738
"..and plunged his throbbing
member deep and hard
506
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,210
"into the grateful copper."
507
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,610
SHE MOANS
508
00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:51,293
Oh...my...fucking...word!
509
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,579
- Language!
- Give me that.
510
00:30:56,624 --> 00:31:00,982
No! Nooooo! Hey!
511
00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:03,580
A double? Yes!
512
00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:05,896
- No!
- See what I've started?
513
00:31:05,985 --> 00:31:08,022
Someone's nicking my boots!
514
00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:28,347
How long you been down here?
I'm nicking ya.
515
00:31:30,068 --> 00:31:31,025
Oi! Oi!
516
00:31:33,589 --> 00:31:34,625
Buzzin'!
517
00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:40,422
< One...two...
518
00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:43,742
..three...four...five...
519
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:45,788
She loves it here.
520
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:49,945
I know she does, and I do too,
and it's a treat for us all.
521
00:31:50,031 --> 00:31:52,103
But it'd be different
if it's permanent.
522
00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:54,149
- Why would it?
- Why do you think that?
523
00:31:54,232 --> 00:31:55,871
It's about my confidence, too.
524
00:31:55,952 --> 00:31:58,183
Moving home would feel like
moving backwards.
525
00:31:58,272 --> 00:32:00,742
You can't stay
in that shithole for ever.
526
00:32:02,873 --> 00:32:05,594
That's why I'm moving in with Jamie.
527
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,790
You can't!
528
00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:09,434
Won't that just be treading water?
529
00:32:09,514 --> 00:32:10,834
I can help out, earn extra cash.
530
00:32:10,914 --> 00:32:13,225
At least it'll feel
I'm achieving something.
531
00:32:13,315 --> 00:32:14,431
We can help with money.
532
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:18,475
I know you can, Dad,
but it's also about my independence.
533
00:32:18,555 --> 00:32:20,149
KNOCK ON THE DOOR
534
00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:25,834
A pub's a terrible environment
to be bringing up a little girl.
535
00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:30,230
What sort of example is that
spoon-faced slag gonna be setting?
536
00:32:32,597 --> 00:32:35,557
- Here you are, lad, 30 quid.
- Nice one.
537
00:32:37,478 --> 00:32:41,758
99...100. Coming, ready or not!
538
00:32:43,199 --> 00:32:45,873
It's the grey market.
No-one can tell
539
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:49,397
what's fake any more, cos it all
comes from the same suppliers.
540
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,790
You sound like
a conspiracy theorist.
541
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,680
Pardonnez-moi, who wouldn't be?
542
00:32:54,761 --> 00:32:58,801
Classic smokescreens.
Diverting suspicion. Er, thingy's name.
543
00:32:58,881 --> 00:33:00,554
Saint Bob.
544
00:33:00,641 --> 00:33:04,113
New album every Live Aid. Pro Bono.
545
00:33:04,202 --> 00:33:06,671
Always opposing those in charge?
546
00:33:06,762 --> 00:33:11,235
I bet you'd do better.
Probably legalise drugs, prostitution.
547
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:16,035
It isn't just Baghead Billy
recording 50 DVDs at once.
548
00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:19,637
Baghead Billy comes in the Jockey
549
00:33:19,724 --> 00:33:23,878
with a rucksack of pirate DVDs
every Saturday.
550
00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:28,482
Often, the big boys are in on it,
so they can wholesale cheaper...
551
00:33:28,565 --> 00:33:30,683
I don't think legitimate companies
552
00:33:30,766 --> 00:33:33,326
would deal with
grey-market manufacturers.
553
00:33:33,406 --> 00:33:34,999
It's the same people!
554
00:33:35,086 --> 00:33:37,807
China, India, Philippines, Mexico.
555
00:33:37,887 --> 00:33:41,597
The lot, churned out of sweatshops.
556
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,920
Little baby immigrants knitting
their fingers to their widgies
557
00:33:45,008 --> 00:33:49,400
for ten pence a day
to make your handbags.
558
00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:53,688
Globalisation condemning
billions to...
559
00:33:53,769 --> 00:33:56,079
disability and potlessness.
560
00:33:56,169 --> 00:34:00,961
You're diverting attention. I'm still
to be convinced that Graeme McEwan
561
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:02,450
isn't part of a wider team.
562
00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:04,443
I'm still to be convinced he is!
563
00:34:04,531 --> 00:34:05,521
OK.
564
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,045
OK.
565
00:34:07,131 --> 00:34:13,686
Let's forget the free-trade conundrum
and concentrate on poor Graeme.
566
00:34:13,772 --> 00:34:18,609
Right? He's admitted possessing
and selling counterfeit goods,
567
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:20,525
and he'll be punished.
568
00:34:22,373 --> 00:34:26,527
Regarding the bigger accusation,
let's suppose that...
569
00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:28,810
Graeme...
570
00:34:28,894 --> 00:34:31,204
does know
where the shirts came from.
571
00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:35,255
Even if he knew, does that mean
he's closely involved
572
00:34:35,335 --> 00:34:37,292
in the workings of
a bigger criminal network?
573
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,129
The police say so.
574
00:34:39,216 --> 00:34:40,616
Picture the scene.
575
00:34:41,696 --> 00:34:46,089
The boss-eyed Scouser sells
a fake shirt down the market
576
00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:48,646
to another little immigrant.
577
00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:54,450
What if the punter
also knows, deep down,
578
00:34:54,538 --> 00:34:56,018
that it's a fake?
579
00:34:58,418 --> 00:35:02,538
Isn't that some degree
of culpability?
580
00:35:06,579 --> 00:35:08,014
Edith?
581
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,176
I suppose.
582
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:15,381
Wouldn't that imply, by extension,
that the punter who buys
583
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:19,296
the shirts off Boss-Eye is also
part of a bigger criminal network?
584
00:35:22,142 --> 00:35:25,340
What if the punter was
a young woman
585
00:35:25,422 --> 00:35:29,895
who bought a pair of "Gucci" sunglasses,
and she only pays 20 quid for them,
586
00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:33,260
so there's no way she could have
mistaken them for the real deal?
587
00:35:33,343 --> 00:35:38,738
Does it then follow that
any of these regular punters,
588
00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:42,262
or any of us who've ever bought
"designer" clothes,
589
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:47,784
you know, at a car boot, are we also
members of a terrorist cell?
590
00:35:47,865 --> 00:35:51,576
Or a Colombian cartel?
Sex-trafficking triads?
591
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:55,422
The halting of which
is a massive reason
592
00:35:55,507 --> 00:35:57,499
to legalise prostitution, by the way.
593
00:35:57,587 --> 00:36:03,664
Not forgetting the brand probably copied
more than any other on the planet,
594
00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:06,104
the fake Louis Vuitton handbags.
595
00:36:08,788 --> 00:36:10,064
Oh!
596
00:36:10,149 --> 00:36:14,940
This is real,
you stinking, smart-arsed tramp!
597
00:36:26,431 --> 00:36:28,309
Hey.
598
00:36:30,392 --> 00:36:32,861
One condition.
599
00:36:39,513 --> 00:36:40,469
Not quite.
600
00:36:44,274 --> 00:36:45,708
That's two.
601
00:36:51,955 --> 00:36:54,629
Let's vote again, then.
602
00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,991
All those who think
Boss-Eye's innocent...
603
00:37:03,036 --> 00:37:08,271
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.
604
00:37:08,357 --> 00:37:10,030
Majority.
605
00:37:10,117 --> 00:37:13,236
The Scouser's free! We're free!
606
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:16,868
Whoa, whoa, hang on a minute.
It's coming back to me now.
607
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:21,670
Something the prosecution mentioned.
608
00:37:21,759 --> 00:37:23,113
It's a niggling doubt.
609
00:37:24,399 --> 00:37:27,518
Oh, how stupid!
610
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,478
Forgot all about it.
611
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,552
I'm going to have to sleep on it.
612
00:37:33,241 --> 00:37:37,679
Better not count mine just yet.
Abstained.
613
00:37:45,322 --> 00:37:47,633
What's got into you tonight?
614
00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:07,919
- Read it to me.
- Why?
615
00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:10,726
Just read it to me. You'll see.
616
00:38:10,806 --> 00:38:12,320
Hang on. Specs.
617
00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:13,362
Since when?
618
00:38:13,446 --> 00:38:14,641
Only sometimes.
619
00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:20,047
Don't you like 'em?
620
00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:29,007
(TV) I wanna be a cowboy! Mum, Mum!
621
00:38:32,529 --> 00:38:37,082
Let him join in, Shane,stop being a horror. Come on.
622
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:43,646
Brew?
623
00:38:43,731 --> 00:38:45,484
Yeah.
624
00:38:49,732 --> 00:38:51,928
I've been thinking.
625
00:38:52,012 --> 00:38:56,690
Mum, I know you're unhappy, but don't
drag us down too. I've made my mind up.
626
00:38:56,773 --> 00:38:58,207
It's OK.
627
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,926
What is?
628
00:39:01,013 --> 00:39:02,970
Open it.
629
00:39:07,134 --> 00:39:11,607
Me mam handed it down. Bits and bobs
from when I was growing up.
630
00:39:11,695 --> 00:39:16,326
And I carried it on, with stuff
from when you were a baby.
631
00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:25,810
I think it's time
you started collecting for Katie.
632
00:39:31,297 --> 00:39:33,733
Right, here we go. Do you want
a seat? What do you want?
633
00:39:33,818 --> 00:39:35,138
Malibu and Coke.
634
00:39:35,218 --> 00:39:36,857
OK.
635
00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:40,296
Karen, pint,
Malibu and Coke and an E.
636
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:50,935
Back room.
637
00:39:53,981 --> 00:39:55,574
Stick it on the slate.
638
00:40:01,302 --> 00:40:04,022
These make me want
to sing and dance.
639
00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,742
Are you married, Frank?
640
00:40:08,703 --> 00:40:10,262
Yeah.
641
00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:13,781
Kind of. She might pop by later. You?
642
00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:15,583
Engaged.
643
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:19,499
Hank Jake Johnson Ill.
Never get to see him, though.
644
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:23,499
Because of his long hours,
or your courtroom fetish?
645
00:40:23,585 --> 00:40:25,065
He's in Alabama.
646
00:40:25,145 --> 00:40:28,139
- Oh, would be. Online romance?
- Just letters.
647
00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:32,503
Billets doux. Traditional. I'm all
fingers and thumbs with computers.
648
00:40:32,586 --> 00:40:36,103
Oh, I can use one. So can Hank Jake.
649
00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:38,418
He's just not allowed to,
on Death Row.
650
00:40:41,588 --> 00:40:42,817
Isn't he handsome?
651
00:40:50,149 --> 00:40:51,344
What did he do?
652
00:40:51,429 --> 00:40:53,102
Butchered, barbecued and ate
653
00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:55,989
24 homeless homosexual junkies
in San Francisco
654
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,789
over an eight-year period.
655
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,470
But I know he's sorry now.
656
00:41:03,911 --> 00:41:05,664
You want another drink?
657
00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:09,063
I'm going for a candlelit vigil
with the local church next month.
658
00:41:10,592 --> 00:41:12,663
Should get another postponement.
659
00:41:25,474 --> 00:41:27,193
DOOR SHUTS
660
00:41:30,435 --> 00:41:32,666
Did you give her the box?
661
00:41:34,355 --> 00:41:35,675
No tears?
662
00:41:37,716 --> 00:41:41,756
No painful adjustments of my
reproductive organs being considered?
663
00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:46,989
No, she's right, Pat.
And you're right.
664
00:41:47,077 --> 00:41:50,275
They need to fly.
665
00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:52,350
And I've had enough.
666
00:41:52,438 --> 00:41:53,872
Kids, that is.
667
00:42:01,999 --> 00:42:03,115
Ah!
668
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:06,193
Look at you!
669
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,840
Oh!
670
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,113
Guess it must be
the sense of danger.
671
00:42:14,321 --> 00:42:18,953
I just love the thrill of that threat.
Certain men exude it.
672
00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:21,876
You exude it, Frank.
673
00:42:21,962 --> 00:42:25,957
You're intelligent, but I know
you're unpredictable too.
674
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,762
Thank you.
675
00:42:27,843 --> 00:42:28,959
It excites me.
676
00:42:29,043 --> 00:42:31,922
It turns me on, not knowing
what you're gonna do next.
677
00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:37,554
Surprise me. Show me
something dangerous.
678
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,879
- Like what?
- Anything, Frank.
679
00:42:44,005 --> 00:42:45,121
Now?
680
00:42:45,205 --> 00:42:47,766
Right here, right now. Whatever you want.
681
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,164
Be dangerous, Frank.
682
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:58,045
Agh!
683
00:43:00,648 --> 00:43:05,165
Forgive me, Hank Jake,
I know not what I do.
684
00:43:05,248 --> 00:43:08,208
Harder, Frank, harder!
685
00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:11,405
Bang to rights!
686
00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:20,082
MUSIC: Wild Thing by The Troggs
687
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,644
SHE SQUEALS
688
00:43:26,091 --> 00:43:27,161
Yeah, baby!
689
00:43:38,933 --> 00:43:41,573
CHEERING
690
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,771
WHISTLING
691
00:43:56,576 --> 00:43:59,455
# Wild thing, I think you move me
692
00:44:00,816 --> 00:44:04,174
# But I wanna know for sure
693
00:44:04,257 --> 00:44:07,728
# Come on, hold me tight
694
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,491
# You move me. #
695
00:44:13,898 --> 00:44:18,735
(Frank) So, Bob the Bullshithad a point, didn't he?
696
00:44:18,819 --> 00:44:22,051
Whether we're aware of it or not,the fact is,
697
00:44:22,139 --> 00:44:24,860
unless we're asleep,we're probably talking shit.
698
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,256
Stay.
699
00:44:33,661 --> 00:44:36,335
Frank, where's your girlfriend?
700
00:44:36,421 --> 00:44:38,334
In a coma.
701
00:44:41,782 --> 00:44:44,854
I intend to present
702
00:44:44,942 --> 00:44:47,378
a case for the defence.
703
00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,018
Go on, then.
704
00:44:51,103 --> 00:44:54,734
What chance does he have in a society
705
00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:59,456
that worships material wealth
to such a degree?
706
00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:05,378
It's not what's inside
that counts any more.
707
00:45:05,465 --> 00:45:10,063
How shiny you appear
on the outside...
708
00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:14,978
..is all that matters
to the youth of today.
709
00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,820
Let's have a vote.
710
00:45:16,907 --> 00:45:18,341
Great.
711
00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:20,226
Guilty?
712
00:45:20,308 --> 00:45:22,106
(All) Guilty, yes.
713
00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:26,546
So when somebody wants to shakeon it, have this as your motto.
714
00:45:26,628 --> 00:45:28,905
Me hand's me heart,me head's me arse.
715
00:45:28,989 --> 00:45:30,343
Guilty.
716
00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:31,111
I'll take 1,000.
717
00:46:41,919 --> 00:46:42,989
Go.
718
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,432
Hey, what's goin' on?
What's up with this guy?
719
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,595
Crazy bastard!
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