All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E10

Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

Hold on a second. You're going to have
Schwartz at the wedding and Katie's not

invited. No.

So maybe you should invite her to Miami
and see how it goes. Maybe Miami's the

perfect time for us to just all get
along again.

Does it bother you that she's coming to
my bachelorette party? I didn't realize

she was.

She actually seemed really excited about
it. Once I feel betrayed, it's done.

You're welcome to come back for a drink,
not me, when you're done. You're trying

to bang her. I'm not trying to bang her.
I have a girlfriend.

We're on our way to San Diego.

Thank you, Tiffany.

There's plenty of women in here now. I'm
ready to make some moves here.

Jax brings one of these girls. Do not
let Tiffany know I got this wasted.

Tiffany asked me about last night. I'm
not going to lie.

Is she coming to Miami?

Tiffany. Jack is going to get backed
into a corner.

He's then going to throw it in Tom's
face that he knows Tom banged the girl

Miami and the truth will be revealed.

so excited for Miami.

Jay and I have always decided that we
would do a joint bachelor -bachelorette

party with separate aspects.

In case maybe I sneak in your room.

I wouldn't mind that.

And if Kristen and Ariana and Katie can
all kind of play nice, then I think the

wedding will be a breeze. How much
longer do we have until the cab gets

Like 10 minutes. 10 minutes?

I'm totally going to overpack.

I don't even know what I have in here.

I know I have one of my bikinis.

Did you bring?

A tiger shirt.

Yes!

It's me.

Oh, hey, man, what's up? Come on in.
What's up?

Hey, wait, look at me.

Do you honestly not like your face?
Like, first it's your nose, now you're

getting surgery on your forehead?

I got another head wound.

I like to be badass, be cool about it,
say, hey, I got a serious fight, but no.

So I tried to get up early this morning,
like, be productive and go get a little

shopping done. Man, as soon as I get to
the store, like, my truck was getting a

ticket. I saw one of the meter maids.

There's huge glass doors.

And I run like this. Boom.

Nailed it. Like, full on.

Fall down.

The people come around because there's
blood everywhere.

So I got a good 10 stitches in my
forehead.

And I don't know how that I did not
touch my nose.

Just to add insult to injury, I still
got the parking ticket.

Wait, so you said Tiffany wasn't going
to go?

No, she was going to go.

And then I decided, listen.

Like, we're going to be with the girls,
and the guys are going to be with the

guys. Like, the girls are going to be
doing their thing, and they're all

friends. Tiffany doesn't know anybody.

My girlfriend has to take time off work.

I go, you know what, let's just take our
own vacation.

And she's like, you know what, that's
fine.

Really, Jax?

I don't want to have to watch Tiffany
and make sure she's okay. Then I got Tom

fighting with James. I got Tom fighting
with Kristen.

There's too many explosive flights.
There's too many ticking time bombs.

Jax is 100 % not bringing Tiffany.

He texted me today and said he canceled
her flight.

He said, I need space.

Jack's went to San Diego. He did
whatever it is that he did. And now it's

he doesn't want Tiffany coming around
anybody.

Maybe he doesn't want her to see the
darker side. Or because Dale's going.

So Jack's going to sleep with Vale then
in Miami? Is that your thing? Who knows?

Vale and Jack, like, I know they went
out for coffee. I don't know what his

intentions are.

Everybody is saying that you're, like,
wanting to hook up with Vale or

something. To be honest, I just want to
have fun. I'm going to keep my mouth

shut. I'm just going to observe and
never shake. At the end of the day, it's

good bachelor party.

Some rumors going around.

How often are rumors ever true?

I don't know how the hell Ariana's gonna
deal with the fact that, like... Like,

your boyfriend just cheated on you in
Miami, like, months ago.

Scene of the crime.

South Beach.

Ariana can't be as dumb as I even think
she is. She has to know in the back of

her mind, Tom cheated on her.

Just willfully blind.

It's kind of annoying that Kirsten and
James are coming.

Yeah, well, I'm a little bit nervous
going to Miami because...

If there's one thing that everybody
knows with Kristen time and time again

that she never wastes an opportunity to
ruin everybody's good time. There's

nothing good that could come out of this
trip. It's a ticking time model.

And this is really setting in right now.
I know.

We're getting married.

Like, for real. It's wild.

All packed up, ready to go?

Oh, shoot, my flat iron.

Got it?

Got it.

Thanks, man.

I

barely

made my flight. Well, I'm happy you made
it.

Me too. Do you know why? Because the
next play is sold out.

Miami.

First off, while everyone's happy right
now, can we just say happy Bachelor of

Bachelorette week?

Thank you for coming, guys.

I feel good about Miami. I've never been
with a girlfriend, so I'm looking

forward to sharing this experience with
her.

Hey, Vale.

Yeah. Since you're kind of new to this
group, you should know this is the

gangbang van.

I would rather be gangbanged by all five
of you than be in a van with all four

of them.

Well,

that makes me feel really comfortable.

It's a little nerve -wracking being the
new girl. I'm just getting to know this

group, and they just seem, like, really
normal and wholesome.

Just kidding. I am hoping we don't get
arrested this weekend.

Naya, we're going to this place. What's
it called? Naked Taco?

Yeah. And then tomorrow, hopefully,
weather permits so we can take the boat

I never have to worry with this group if
we're going to party enough and have a

good time.

The only problem is if we party too
hard.

Welcome, everyone, to Dream South Beach.
First, I'd love to offer you guys a

glass of champagne.

Thank you so much. We're very happy to
have you here with us.

Welcome to the crew, Vale.

Because this is a bachelor or
bachelorette party, We're trying to keep

with girls and guys with guys. So Sheena
and I are going to stay together in the

big room with the other bridesmaids.
Shay is on his own. Katie and Vale are

splitting a room because they're girls,
but they don't really know each other

that well, so that should be
interesting.

And Tom and Tom had planned on rooming
together, and Jax was going to stay with

Tiffany in a room, but...

Since the San Diego thing, no, Tiffany's
not coming. And apparently, Jax is too

cheap to get his own room, so he's
staying with Tom and Tom. And nobody

split a room with Kristen or James, so
they're staying together.

Ooh, ooh, potty room.

Okay, this is way sicker than the one in
New York. Dick.

Okay.

Go ahead. All right, thank you.

That's so cute, though.

Wait, how do I?

Wow,

it looks so good in here.

I knew my mom, sister, and a couple
bridesmaids were flying in early, but I

no idea they were going to pimp out my
room Bachelorette style. It's amazing.

Get out of here.

What is this place? This is so nice.

This is the most gorgeous hotel room
I've ever stayed in.

Dude, he's like this.

Dude.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude,

what the f***, man?

It's tiny.

It is a little cramped in here. Are you
f***ing kidding me? One bed?

Let's not get our panties in a bunch.
It's all good.

Dude, Jack, you're sleeping right here
since you set everything up with not

bringing Tiffany.

Because me and Schwartz were just
supposed to f***. I have a room. This is

absurd. It's three dudes, and when
there's two dudes, it's fine. You can

each other up like this, like two Cs
facing away, but three dudes on a bed,

that's... Somebody's got to spoon
somebody.

Hey, let's see if we can all fit on
here. Dude, no.

Tom. No, man. Just try it, dude.

All right, just a little bit. Yeah,
don't play it. Dude, no, man.

It's not really that bad. It's just like
old times, minus the penetration.

Sina, best wishes and all my love, Lisa.

Aww. So the big dick's from Lisa? Not
the champagne, the pink.

All right, guys, we've got to get ready
for dinner. I'm going to call Vince in

the shower.

I'm not sure when Sandoval became such a
diva princess.

Who cares, dude? We'll give you your
bathroom time. Don't worry, there's a

for your straightener.

Hello? Are you having fun?

It was so much fun. I wanted to thank
you so much for the champagne.

Oh, my God. This room is gorgeous.

Oh, well, I wanted to do something that
would make the weekend special for you.

The room is amazing. It looks so good.
All the decorations my mom and sister

the girls did. But Lisa upgrading me to
the best suite at the hotel, that's just

icing on the cake.

I wish not only Pandora was here, but I
wish you were here just to see how

amazing this is.

I'm actually seeing Pandora in a little
bit. She's our acting manager, you know,

till we find a replacement for the
manager we lost.

No, I totally understand it. I need
Pandora at pump because when a manager

leaves, it's like the captain's left the
ship and it's too early for the

restaurant to be on autopilot if it ever
will be.

Well, you have fun.

Thank you. Okay, have fun. Bye -bye.

All right, bye.

Is there more lighting in here?

Ew, no, man.

Oh, s***.

Coming up you want to go there.

I'll go to every single one of you and
I'll pick this about all you

Okay, so how busy are we tonight? We
have a party of 10 and a party of 14.

Great, now Panda's going to come in and
she's going to oversee everything, okay?

Okay, all right, awesome.

It'll be a theme of the night, like it
always is.

We'll see.

Pandora's worked in our restaurants for
about 10 years now.

She knows absolutely everything about a
restaurant from the ground up.

And I feel sorry for her that all her
friends are on the beach in Miami

cocktails and she's doing the craft back
home.

Hello, finally.

I'm here. I know you hate me.

Is it okay?

It's kind of a pain in the butt. I'm
stuck here working when I could be on a

beach drinking margaritas.

What about Sheena? Was she upset with
you or not?

I think she's okay because so many
people are going and I was there for the

bridal shower and all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, listen, I
need you to go through the kitchen, look

at the ordering, check the staff
schedules.

Sorry. No, I'm worried.

Pump is my baby. I mean, so is she. But
I do have a habit of worrying about my

babies. I just walked around this
restaurant, and you guys have got to get

it. Tables were wobbling. Salt and
peppers aren't on the table. Wine

aren't polished. Like, this isn't going
to cut it.

We're still making an impression on this
town.

All it takes is for one person to go
online, and suddenly it's out there, and

you get a bad reputation.

I need it to come out a certain way.
How's it going?

Guys, we need everything to be really
quick tonight.

Appetizers need to hit the table within
10 minutes.

Entrees, as soon as they're fired, I
need them plated, okay? That's good,

good. How's it going?

Hey, am I here managing a restaurant or
are you here managing a restaurant?

Because if you're managing, then I can
be a man. Well, now they're open. Come

on.

Dude, we got bottle service?

Bachelor and bachelorette party.

Jay and I have assembled quite a large
group. I have my mom, my best friend

Brooke, Jenna, she's a great friend of
mine, my little sister, Ariana's

We're here basically to just kick
Miami's ass.

We will be taking care of you guys
tonight.

We're going to load you guys up with
vodka.

We're going to have a party. We're going
to have a good time, guys.

All right, let's do it.

Are we making a toast? Are we making a
toast?

I love how you guys didn't plan your
matching outfits.

No, I know, it's weird, right?

Yeah. We read each other's minds
constantly, so it's just another time

happened.

Okay, Tom and Ariana, I get it. You guys
are so perfect together that you match

outfits.

Vomit. Oh, God, I feel like I'm in
class. I don't like it. Make a

I don't think a bachelorette party would
be complete without some sort of

embarrassing...

Game? Yes. So while we are here in
Miami, we have three days to complete

tasks. You must attain a pair of men's
underwear.

Yes. Get your picture taken with three
shirtless strangers.

Dance on a table or bar. Sign a man's
ass.

What? She won't do that. I know her
better. I know. She won't. You have to

a public orgasm, which could be real or
fake. What? That sounds fun.

Okay, well, you can fake my orgasm.

Okay, or you could just have Jax come to
the room and give you a real one.

I doubt he could.

You have to give a stranger a lap dance.

You have to motorboat a D.

Sign a man's ass, public orgasm, give a
lap dance,

motorboat a D. I mean, let's be honest,
this is a typical night at Sir.

I got this.

Last one.

You have to throw a drink in someone's
face.

Yes! Or pull a song. Or pull a song for
it.

I just want to point out that I'm so
happy that all of you are

here. And, you know, Stassi was welcome
to come. She's not here.

She's in L .A. hanging out with her
boyfriend. Probably having so much fun.

You know what? No offense, Katie. She's
your best friend. They're actually not

talking. They're not talking. They're
not talking.

Stassi is not happy about me going to
Miami.

She won't return any phone calls or text
messages. And I think that's bullshit.

It's a shame that Stassi couldn't just
get over herself and come out and have

some fun.

I'm

not

surprised that Stassi is...

Icing out one of her friends, but I am
surprised that Stassi is screwing over

Katie. Katie is the only real friend
that Stassi has left in L .A. I think

bullshit.

Yeah.

Why didn't Tiffany come? I mean, her
ticket, everything was already taken

of. It just, it didn't, it didn't, I
thought about it more. It just really

didn't flow well. She has to request
time off of work, and it just, it just

didn't work.

Okay. And that's the story I'm giving.
That's it? That's all you're giving?

Anyway, I don't care. I'll do what I
want.

When I want. I don't know if he's with
Tiffany or not with her right now.

You need a flow chart to track when he
is and when he isn't. And you told her

not to come this weekend?

Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't have
anything to do with San Diego?

Well, I mean, yeah.

Were you single on the guy's trip?

Uh, no.

Do you act like?

I did act like, yeah.

Maybe there's a little part of me that
wants to see Jack thrown under the bus,

but he will take any truth he has about
me or Tom and multiply them tenfold. So

I just want to keep my mouth shut and
mind my own business.

You know what? Who cares? Like, I'm fine
with the way everything is.

I'm all for it. Let's keep drinking.
I'll start picking everyone apart.

You want to?

You want to go there?

Jax, do you realize how guilty you look,
you f***ing idiot?

And then he's got this scar on his head
that looks like a vagina.

I hope Tiffany gave that to him.

You all know who I am. It's a joke.

So it's like, it's almost like you sleep
better at night by just being like, you

do this, you do this. It's like, so
what? Because all your lives are so

No one said any of his lives were
perfect, Jax.

He constantly, like,

Lies and lies and lies and lies. I
really want Jack to learn his lesson.

can't do whatever you want and expect
there not to be consequences.

If you're going to sit here and grill
me, I'll go to every single one of you

I'll kick the shit out of all of you.
You already have.

Coming up.

I have a lot of issues. You're hard not
to love.

That's our padding.

That's your boobie. Padding. Padding.

Right here it is. Padding.

Ow!

Ah, don't slap me with your cock straw!

Ah! Oh, it's a cock wand!

It's a f***ing cock wand!

Oh, bloody hell!

Jack! Ew!

Ew! I thought it was... Don't hit me, I
have stitches.

It's Kristen trying to act like there's
some sort of inside jokes between her

and people at the table who are like, I
don't understand the whole thing.

That's why I get quiet, because I'm just
kind of like... I do too. Sitting back

and being like... I do too. I mean, all
Kristen has to do is not be a huge bitch

on this trip. And we're already a couple
hours in, and it looks like she's

failing at that.

If Kristen is a superhero, her power is
to destroy fun.

My goodness!

Oh my God, it's disturbing.

Cheers, cheers.

Lovely, doubly.

Hey.

What's wrong? Don't be short.

Everything's fine. Ever since, like, San
Diego.

Tiffany has no trust in me at all,
whatsoever.

I took her into the bathroom to throw
up, and I shut the door, and then she

started grabbing onto me again. I'm
like, get off me, get off me, and then I

pushed her out, and I said, okay, you
guys have to go.

And that's totally understandable.

I wouldn't trust me either.

I'll just peck you before you go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed shortly here.

I feel bad.

You know I love you, right?

All right, I love you, too.

Party. Who makes the bad decision?

Two shots, two chases.

So what do you think of this group? What
do you think is going on here? All of

them in here, they all have demons and
they all have secrets.

But they know that they don't own it.

I just hope that you're really honest
with yourself and you hold yourself to a

good standard.

At this point, like, let's not be honest
about, like, they all know my life.

They all know what kind of person I am.
Like... These guys... I don't know if

you're completely bullshitting me, but
what you say literally, like, make me...

I don't know.

I don't understand. It's just, like,
everyone just makes you out to be this,

like... Because it's true. I'm not...

I'm not a good person at all. You can't
say you're not a good person.

But I'm not. Okay, maybe you weren't a
good person. No, you're right. Maybe

behavior wasn't a good person. But you
can't say right now, I'm not a good

person. I have a lot of issues.

You're hard not to love. You're very
lovable. What are you all going to do?

you going to sit here and be like, poor
me, poor me? You need a hug.

That's what you need. That's my friend's
name.

I'm basically telling her, The worst
person you could possibly talk to or

for that matter. I'm like poison. But
apparently Vale wants poison.

In her vagina.

I don't know what your backstory is and
like how you are. And don't look

devilish right now because that's scary.

I don't think it's even possible for Jax
to be as terrible of a person as he's

trying to tell me he is. Can't be that
bad.

It's 100 degrees up here.

I'm dying. I don't know about you.

Super hot. I know. We should probably,
you know, just get back to the air

conditioning. Okay. And put an end to,
uh... All this.

All of it. Yeah. All of it. Okay.

All of it.

I've been trying to figure out who Vale
is, but right now I'm learning that she

has really bad taste in men.

43. This needs a garnish.

I need you to stay on top of it, because
if it's busy like this, you can't let

tickets slip through the cracks.

Guys, how long on that burger?

It's actually very nice to kind of give
the reins to Pandy and have her yell at

somebody for a change. Don't want to put
the spanner in the works, but 26 needs

dessert. Today is one of those days that
we should have a clone or a

doppelganger. My little size ace is
tired from kicking ass, so Pandy can do

for a change.

I'll be out there at my table having a
glass of rosé thinking of you guys back

here squashing it. My slave driver of a
mother has put me to work.

Andy, I changed your diapers.

Oh, yeah. I'll be changing your diapers
soon, too.

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning. Good morning, sunshine.

Morning.

Bye now.

Rise and shine, lady.

Time to get up.

Look at you guys. So cute.

Cuddling and stuff.

Kind of jealous.

We got breakfast.

We got to get up. We got to get going
with the day. Did you do any weird

last night? What do you mean, did I do
any weird things?

I saw you leave and fail.

Oh. You didn't fail, man. She was
creeping last night. She was, right?

kind of pushing it a little.

I have a girlfriend, and I'm very happy,
and I don't really want to jeopardize

my relationship.

You're basically like, yeah, I've killed
three people. I'm a horrible guy.

That's cool. I like that.

Yeah. Was Jax trying to hit on you again
last night?

I don't know.

I was so drunk last night.

He thinks he's a bad person.

That's what we were talking about. And
he feels really horrible, and he's done

so many horrible things that he's not
sure if he's a bad person or not. He's

right. No, you can't give up on yourself
no matter how... No, no, you shouldn't,

but I mean, it's a compliment.

We all know Vale has her Ivy League
education, but obviously Princeton does

offer the course on how to not get
jacked. I don't know, he's being sincere

me.

Who got dibs on the shower first? I hate
the ocean.

But Vale said she would, like, help me
throw someone overboard.

Oh, she did?

That's good. Who are you guys planning
to throw overboard?

It rhymes with Bariana.

Hi, everyone. Can I have your attention,
please?

In honor of... Gina, you're going to
have to knock out some of those. All

Stand up.

your fights on this trip because there's
one piece of baggage we left at home.

Stassi.

This reminds me of old times when things
were so much simpler and everyone was

getting along.

This is why I love this group of
friends. Right here, this moment.

Pour a drink on someone's head.

Check.

I wish these looks that I was throwing
Ariana's

way would just translate into words
because right now this one would say...

That's like a hurricane.

Hey, let's just leave Jack. Let's go.

Jack! Karma's gonna get you, man!

I love her. I loved her.

You

eat

too much fudge, you get sick. So you
don't eat too much

fudge. Well, Jack has never learned
that. So he just keeps on eating that

and keeps on getting sick.

Coming up. You definitely railed the
shit out of that girl in the bathroom. I

didn't.

Someone's going to pick a name out of
the hat.

No!

You stick a teepee.

I had your back.

I covered your ass.

I covered your fucking ass. I walked all
of your tables. I didn't ask for

anyone's help. I'm so tired of having a
14 -inch penis and being such a stud.

Girls love me. Me! I was being me.

What's up, guys?

Hey. Where is James?

Oh, we kind of forgot James.

Yeah. I just got a text from Chris.

Welcome to Legulatory.

How are you this evening? Good. Thank
you.

This is a marathon, not a sprint.

But guess what? I sprint marathons.

Hi. Welcome to Lorenzo. Thank you.

It's all about me.

It's nice to have everyone here,
obviously.

It means a lot for me to be here
celebrating with you. Thank you so much

including me.

It's really nice to have...

A family here with everyone.

I feel like that's kind of a thing with
our group. That's how you know you truly

love someone, if you can come back into
their life and pick up like nothing ever

happened. This Miami trip has been so
much fun, and it's definitely got Sheen

and I to a great place. Cheers.

Cheers. You should decide what your next
mission is.

Excuse me, sir. May I have your boxers?

Oh, hey.

Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you doing?

How are you?

I'm actually better now.

Let me ask you guys a question. Are
either of you wearing any form of, like,

boxers or briefs or whitey tighties?

This one is.

May I have your boxers?

Okay. I'll get you a lighter. Yes!

We got it! You're awesome.

I've found that if you're with a bunch
of hot chicks, you can pretty much get a

drunken guy to do anything.

Tiny man's ass.

Check. Hey, you have a happy...

How are you doing, girls?

Everything good?

Perfect. Okay.

First time here or not? First time.

Well, welcome to Pump Virgins.

I need to make sure that when you serve
the sangria, you're only serving it like

you would with a wine glass.

Hey. How are you doing?

I'm good. I told you I needed you.

I'm actually glad I was here.

It was pretty hectic for a while there.

Have you heard from your naughty friends
in Miami or not? Ruined your life,

basically. In heels, sweating, working.

Seriously, though, I really appreciate
it. Have the same taste as me. Have the

same thirst for perfection.

So, I create... Research.

Research. I love you. Love you, too.

I love that we're all sitting here
together.

We're all friends a little longer. Yeah.
Guys are a little different.

Guys kind of like, you know, we do a lot
of... Me.

Max is like, mostly me.

Mostly. 99 % of the time, it's my fault.

Speaking of females.

Here we go. I hear it. I was waiting for
something. No, no, no.

I was like, this is going too long for
us to pick on Jack.

I'm not picking on you, man. I thought
you were going to interrogate him about

-A -I -L.

She was right. Oh, you know what?

Speaking of Vail, you bring these girls
around, okay?

Tiffany, Carmen.

You get us all, like, friends with
everyone.

You, like, talk about their, like, love
them and all this.

It seems like the following week, it's
like you're on something else.

For real, dude.

And Jax is like, now, guys, make sure
you tell Tiffany how great it is. You're

lying.

I would tell you. You're lying.

No, I did not.

That did not happen. Dude, you're just
embarrassed. You weren't even there.

Yes, I was.

I was waiting outside the door, man.

No. They were there for, like, five
minutes.

I know. It was a quickie. Listen, we're
not doing that. We're not going to. You

know, if me and Schwartz would have done
anything, you would have texted

everyone immediately.

Jax, you're lying to me about things
that I witnessed, so I don't need to be

Matlock to solve this mystery.

Like, dude, you should own up to it.
Dude, I own up to it.

We don't talk about what happened in
Miami.

There it is. Jax is going for the low
-hanging fruit right now. Tom supposedly

cheated on Ariana, but we all know these
rumors are bullshit.

Oh, yeah, what happened in Miami, Jax?
Were you there or were you with some

on a beach?

Were you there?

Yeah, I was. You were there, Jax. You
were there that night?

You were there that night when me and
Schwartz were in the room? No, you

weren't. You weren't. I was there. Nope.

Tom and Jax are physically in their 30s.

Mentally, I feel like they're younger
than me, and I'm 22.

They've got a little stuff packed going
on, you know?

Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you,
but if you have, I'm going to tell on

you.

about the Miami girl. I just have to sit
back right now and watch Tom give

himself enough rope to hang himself
with.

Whoa, whoa, wait. What's going on?

It's your fault.

Boys don't know.

You guys, I'm breaking into

Kristen's phone.

Wait, what?

I'm reading her personal text messages
about Jax. How did you break into her

phone? I'm like, you know, like she left
her phone and it was like, it was like

so light.

It was like yelling at me like, Bill,
read me, read me.

And Tom said to him that he heard Jax
railing some chick in the bathroom.

Well, what happened in Miami, Jack?
Quote, unquote.

OMG. OMG.

My heart is pounding thinking about it.
I can't do this anymore.

I can't. Girl, come on.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

Vale just totally earned her spot on
this trip. I would never reach over and

grab Kristen's phone and read the text.

Vale, on the other hand, I mean, if you
want to go through it, I'll listen.

I just don't want to be the one holding
it.

No, let's just say don't leave your
phone around Vale.

I am a seeker of light. And, you know,
in all fairness, Kristen's phone is just

sitting face up, just like shining
light.

But those are some really f***ed up text
messages.

What is going on? Take your phone to the
bathroom if you're going to get top

secret covert op s*** on it.

Hey!

Hola.

Coming up. You've proven.

I just, I didn't know if anything's
changed.

No.

That was it.

That was it?

Interesting.

Nothing happened.

Okay. I'm telling you. Okay. Well, I'm
telling you nothing happens. Well, I was

there, Jax. I was listening to you. You
said you didn't do it, and I believe

you. But you're insinuating that
something actually did happen. I'm not

insinuating, but if you said, man, this
is bullshit, I didn't do it, I'd be

like... And then when it comes down to
you, then it's like, if I'm going down,

everybody's going down.

Mikey, just drop it and let it go.

All right, whatever.

Sandoval, he doesn't have a perfect
track record either.

To be honest, well, maybe they should
take their own advice.

Nothing happened. Okay. All right, Jack.

Guys,

I'll be right back, okay?

Dude, I deserve tenfold. I know, Jack. I
know.

It's the violation of trust from you as
like a friend.

And dude, you've proven to be like a
habitual kind of backstabber.

You and Tom, I consider my two best
friends. You're my two brothers.

I don't have anybody else in this town.
But there's only two people I do this

to. I have to live with that. I know.

What I do is a f***ing thing.

You just gotta stop doing f***ing
things, man.

Me and Schwartz always cover Jax's ass.
We always keep our mouths shut.

Jax is the exact opposite.

Trying to get dirt on either one of us.

So he can feel justified in the things
that he does. Stop ratting us out. Like,

no, I want you to get a taste of your
own medicine. So maybe you realize what

it's like on Vanderpump Room.

I drink a lot of alcohol. What happened
last night?

You don't need to just dump all your
friends. You're not listening to

and you're just going to hear whoever is
willing to do what you want and it's

not okay.

And Jax lived in Miami together.

Let's use this opportunity to give me
some girls. I have two words for you.

code. Sorry. I thought we were going to
spend the rest of our lives together.

This is what I wanted. He has an
emotion. Go to bravotv .com.