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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

Hold on a second. You're going to have Schwartz at the wedding and Katie's not

invited. No.

So maybe you should invite her to Miami and see how it goes. Maybe Miami's the

perfect time for us to just all get along again.

Does it bother you that she's coming to my bachelorette party? I didn't realize

she was.

She actually seemed really excited about it. Once I feel betrayed, it's done.

You're welcome to come back for a drink, not me, when you're done. You're trying

to bang her. I'm not trying to bang her. I have a girlfriend.

We're on our way to San Diego.

Thank you, Tiffany.

There's plenty of women in here now. I'm ready to make some moves here.

Jax brings one of these girls. Do not let Tiffany know I got this wasted.

Tiffany asked me about last night. I'm not going to lie.

Is she coming to Miami?

Tiffany. Jack is going to get backed into a corner.

He's then going to throw it in Tom's face that he knows Tom banged the girl

Miami and the truth will be revealed.

so excited for Miami.

Jay and I have always decided that we would do a joint bachelor -bachelorette

party with separate aspects.

In case maybe I sneak in your room.

I wouldn't mind that.

And if Kristen and Ariana and Katie can all kind of play nice, then I think the

wedding will be a breeze. How much longer do we have until the cab gets

Like 10 minutes. 10 minutes?

I'm totally going to overpack.

I don't even know what I have in here.

I know I have one of my bikinis.

Did you bring?

A tiger shirt.

Yes!

It's me.

Oh, hey, man, what's up? Come on in. What's up?

Hey, wait, look at me.

Do you honestly not like your face? Like, first it's your nose, now you're

getting surgery on your forehead?

I got another head wound.

I like to be badass, be cool about it, say, hey, I got a serious fight, but no.

So I tried to get up early this morning, like, be productive and go get a little

shopping done. Man, as soon as I get to the store, like, my truck was getting a

ticket. I saw one of the meter maids.

There's huge glass doors.

And I run like this. Boom.

Nailed it. Like, full on.

Fall down.

The people come around because there's blood everywhere.

So I got a good 10 stitches in my forehead.

And I don't know how that I did not touch my nose.

Just to add insult to injury, I still got the parking ticket.

Wait, so you said Tiffany wasn't going to go?

No, she was going to go.

And then I decided, listen.

Like, we're going to be with the girls, and the guys are going to be with the

guys. Like, the girls are going to be doing their thing, and they're all

friends. Tiffany doesn't know anybody.

My girlfriend has to take time off work.

I go, you know what, let's just take our own vacation.

And she's like, you know what, that's fine.

Really, Jax?

I don't want to have to watch Tiffany and make sure she's okay. Then I got Tom

fighting with James. I got Tom fighting with Kristen.

There's too many explosive flights. There's too many ticking time bombs.

Jax is 100 % not bringing Tiffany.

He texted me today and said he canceled her flight.

He said, I need space.

Jack's went to San Diego. He did whatever it is that he did. And now it's

he doesn't want Tiffany coming around anybody.

Maybe he doesn't want her to see the darker side. Or because Dale's going.

So Jack's going to sleep with Vale then in Miami? Is that your thing? Who knows?

Vale and Jack, like, I know they went out for coffee. I don't know what his

intentions are.

Everybody is saying that you're, like, wanting to hook up with Vale or

something. To be honest, I just want to have fun. I'm going to keep my mouth

shut. I'm just going to observe and never shake. At the end of the day, it's

good bachelor party.

Some rumors going around.

How often are rumors ever true?

I don't know how the hell Ariana's gonna deal with the fact that, like... Like,

your boyfriend just cheated on you in Miami, like, months ago.

Scene of the crime.

South Beach.

Ariana can't be as dumb as I even think she is. She has to know in the back of

her mind, Tom cheated on her.

Just willfully blind.

It's kind of annoying that Kirsten and James are coming.

Yeah, well, I'm a little bit nervous going to Miami because...

If there's one thing that everybody knows with Kristen time and time again

that she never wastes an opportunity to ruin everybody's good time. There's

nothing good that could come out of this trip. It's a ticking time model.

And this is really setting in right now. I know.

We're getting married.

Like, for real. It's wild.

All packed up, ready to go?

Oh, shoot, my flat iron.

Got it?

Got it.

Thanks, man.

I

barely

made my flight. Well, I'm happy you made it.

Me too. Do you know why? Because the next play is sold out.

Miami.

First off, while everyone's happy right now, can we just say happy Bachelor of

Bachelorette week?

Thank you for coming, guys.

I feel good about Miami. I've never been with a girlfriend, so I'm looking

forward to sharing this experience with her.

Hey, Vale.

Yeah. Since you're kind of new to this group, you should know this is the

gangbang van.

I would rather be gangbanged by all five of you than be in a van with all four

of them.

Well,

that makes me feel really comfortable.

It's a little nerve -wracking being the new girl. I'm just getting to know this

group, and they just seem, like, really normal and wholesome.

Just kidding. I am hoping we don't get arrested this weekend.

Naya, we're going to this place. What's it called? Naked Taco?

Yeah. And then tomorrow, hopefully, weather permits so we can take the boat

I never have to worry with this group if we're going to party enough and have a

good time.

The only problem is if we party too hard.

Welcome, everyone, to Dream South Beach. First, I'd love to offer you guys a

glass of champagne.

Thank you so much. We're very happy to have you here with us.

Welcome to the crew, Vale.

Because this is a bachelor or bachelorette party, We're trying to keep

with girls and guys with guys. So Sheena and I are going to stay together in the

big room with the other bridesmaids. Shay is on his own. Katie and Vale are

splitting a room because they're girls, but they don't really know each other

that well, so that should be interesting.

And Tom and Tom had planned on rooming together, and Jax was going to stay with

Tiffany in a room, but...

Since the San Diego thing, no, Tiffany's not coming. And apparently, Jax is too

cheap to get his own room, so he's staying with Tom and Tom. And nobody

split a room with Kristen or James, so they're staying together.

Ooh, ooh, potty room.

Okay, this is way sicker than the one in New York. Dick.

Okay.

Go ahead. All right, thank you.

That's so cute, though.

Wait, how do I?

Wow,

it looks so good in here.

I knew my mom, sister, and a couple bridesmaids were flying in early, but I

no idea they were going to pimp out my room Bachelorette style. It's amazing.

Get out of here.

What is this place? This is so nice.

This is the most gorgeous hotel room I've ever stayed in.

Dude, he's like this.

Dude.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude,

what the f***, man?

It's tiny.

It is a little cramped in here. Are you f***ing kidding me? One bed?

Let's not get our panties in a bunch. It's all good.

Dude, Jack, you're sleeping right here since you set everything up with not

bringing Tiffany.

Because me and Schwartz were just supposed to f***. I have a room. This is

absurd. It's three dudes, and when there's two dudes, it's fine. You can

each other up like this, like two Cs facing away, but three dudes on a bed,

that's... Somebody's got to spoon somebody.

Hey, let's see if we can all fit on here. Dude, no.

Tom. No, man. Just try it, dude.

All right, just a little bit. Yeah, don't play it. Dude, no, man.

It's not really that bad. It's just like old times, minus the penetration.

Sina, best wishes and all my love, Lisa.

Aww. So the big dick's from Lisa? Not the champagne, the pink.

All right, guys, we've got to get ready for dinner. I'm going to call Vince in

the shower.

I'm not sure when Sandoval became such a diva princess.

Who cares, dude? We'll give you your bathroom time. Don't worry, there's a

for your straightener.

Hello? Are you having fun?

It was so much fun. I wanted to thank you so much for the champagne.

Oh, my God. This room is gorgeous.

Oh, well, I wanted to do something that would make the weekend special for you.

The room is amazing. It looks so good. All the decorations my mom and sister

the girls did. But Lisa upgrading me to the best suite at the hotel, that's just

icing on the cake.

I wish not only Pandora was here, but I wish you were here just to see how

amazing this is.

I'm actually seeing Pandora in a little bit. She's our acting manager, you know,

till we find a replacement for the manager we lost.

No, I totally understand it. I need Pandora at pump because when a manager

leaves, it's like the captain's left the ship and it's too early for the

restaurant to be on autopilot if it ever will be.

Well, you have fun.

Thank you. Okay, have fun. Bye -bye.

All right, bye.

Is there more lighting in here?

Ew, no, man.

Oh, s***.

Coming up you want to go there.

I'll go to every single one of you and I'll pick this about all you

Okay, so how busy are we tonight? We have a party of 10 and a party of 14.

Great, now Panda's going to come in and she's going to oversee everything, okay?

Okay, all right, awesome.

It'll be a theme of the night, like it always is.

We'll see.

Pandora's worked in our restaurants for about 10 years now.

She knows absolutely everything about a restaurant from the ground up.

And I feel sorry for her that all her friends are on the beach in Miami

cocktails and she's doing the craft back home.

Hello, finally.

I'm here. I know you hate me.

Is it okay?

It's kind of a pain in the butt. I'm stuck here working when I could be on a

beach drinking margaritas.

What about Sheena? Was she upset with you or not?

I think she's okay because so many people are going and I was there for the

bridal shower and all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, listen, I need you to go through the kitchen, look

at the ordering, check the staff schedules.

Sorry. No, I'm worried.

Pump is my baby. I mean, so is she. But I do have a habit of worrying about my

babies. I just walked around this restaurant, and you guys have got to get

it. Tables were wobbling. Salt and peppers aren't on the table. Wine

aren't polished. Like, this isn't going to cut it.

We're still making an impression on this town.

All it takes is for one person to go online, and suddenly it's out there, and

you get a bad reputation.

I need it to come out a certain way. How's it going?

Guys, we need everything to be really quick tonight.

Appetizers need to hit the table within 10 minutes.

Entrees, as soon as they're fired, I need them plated, okay? That's good,

good. How's it going?

Hey, am I here managing a restaurant or are you here managing a restaurant?

Because if you're managing, then I can be a man. Well, now they're open. Come

on.

Dude, we got bottle service?

Bachelor and bachelorette party.

Jay and I have assembled quite a large group. I have my mom, my best friend

Brooke, Jenna, she's a great friend of mine, my little sister, Ariana's

We're here basically to just kick Miami's ass.

We will be taking care of you guys tonight.

We're going to load you guys up with vodka.

We're going to have a party. We're going to have a good time, guys.

All right, let's do it.

Are we making a toast? Are we making a toast?

I love how you guys didn't plan your matching outfits.

No, I know, it's weird, right?

Yeah. We read each other's minds constantly, so it's just another time

happened.

Okay, Tom and Ariana, I get it. You guys are so perfect together that you match

outfits.

Vomit. Oh, God, I feel like I'm in class. I don't like it. Make a

I don't think a bachelorette party would be complete without some sort of

embarrassing...

Game? Yes. So while we are here in Miami, we have three days to complete

tasks. You must attain a pair of men's underwear.

Yes. Get your picture taken with three shirtless strangers.

Dance on a table or bar. Sign a man's ass.

What? She won't do that. I know her better. I know. She won't. You have to

a public orgasm, which could be real or fake. What? That sounds fun.

Okay, well, you can fake my orgasm.

Okay, or you could just have Jax come to the room and give you a real one.

I doubt he could.

You have to give a stranger a lap dance.

You have to motorboat a D.

Sign a man's ass, public orgasm, give a lap dance,

motorboat a D. I mean, let's be honest, this is a typical night at Sir.

I got this.

Last one.

You have to throw a drink in someone's face.

Yes! Or pull a song. Or pull a song for it.

I just want to point out that I'm so happy that all of you are

here. And, you know, Stassi was welcome to come. She's not here.

She's in L .A. hanging out with her boyfriend. Probably having so much fun.

You know what? No offense, Katie. She's your best friend. They're actually not

talking. They're not talking. They're not talking.

Stassi is not happy about me going to Miami.

She won't return any phone calls or text messages. And I think that's bullshit.

It's a shame that Stassi couldn't just get over herself and come out and have

some fun.

I'm

not

surprised that Stassi is...

Icing out one of her friends, but I am surprised that Stassi is screwing over

Katie. Katie is the only real friend that Stassi has left in L .A. I think

bullshit.

Yeah.

Why didn't Tiffany come? I mean, her ticket, everything was already taken

of. It just, it didn't, it didn't, I thought about it more. It just really

didn't flow well. She has to request time off of work, and it just, it just

didn't work.

Okay. And that's the story I'm giving. That's it? That's all you're giving?

Anyway, I don't care. I'll do what I want.

When I want. I don't know if he's with Tiffany or not with her right now.

You need a flow chart to track when he is and when he isn't. And you told her

not to come this weekend?

Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't have anything to do with San Diego?

Well, I mean, yeah.

Were you single on the guy's trip?

Uh, no.

Do you act like?

I did act like, yeah.

Maybe there's a little part of me that wants to see Jack thrown under the bus,

but he will take any truth he has about me or Tom and multiply them tenfold. So

I just want to keep my mouth shut and mind my own business.

You know what? Who cares? Like, I'm fine with the way everything is.

I'm all for it. Let's keep drinking. I'll start picking everyone apart.

You want to?

You want to go there?

Jax, do you realize how guilty you look, you f***ing idiot?

And then he's got this scar on his head that looks like a vagina.

I hope Tiffany gave that to him.

You all know who I am. It's a joke.

So it's like, it's almost like you sleep better at night by just being like, you

do this, you do this. It's like, so what? Because all your lives are so

No one said any of his lives were perfect, Jax.

He constantly, like,

Lies and lies and lies and lies. I really want Jack to learn his lesson.

can't do whatever you want and expect there not to be consequences.

If you're going to sit here and grill me, I'll go to every single one of you

I'll kick the shit out of all of you. You already have.

Coming up.

I have a lot of issues. You're hard not to love.

That's our padding.

That's your boobie. Padding. Padding.

Right here it is. Padding.

Ow!

Ah, don't slap me with your cock straw!

Ah! Oh, it's a cock wand!

It's a f***ing cock wand!

Oh, bloody hell!

Jack! Ew!

Ew! I thought it was... Don't hit me, I have stitches.

It's Kristen trying to act like there's some sort of inside jokes between her

and people at the table who are like, I don't understand the whole thing.

That's why I get quiet, because I'm just kind of like... I do too. Sitting back

and being like... I do too. I mean, all Kristen has to do is not be a huge bitch

on this trip. And we're already a couple hours in, and it looks like she's

failing at that.

If Kristen is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun.

My goodness!

Oh my God, it's disturbing.

Cheers, cheers.

Lovely, doubly.

Hey.

What's wrong? Don't be short.

Everything's fine. Ever since, like, San Diego.

Tiffany has no trust in me at all, whatsoever.

I took her into the bathroom to throw up, and I shut the door, and then she

started grabbing onto me again. I'm like, get off me, get off me, and then I

pushed her out, and I said, okay, you guys have to go.

And that's totally understandable.

I wouldn't trust me either.

I'll just peck you before you go to bed. I'm going to go to bed shortly here.

I feel bad.

You know I love you, right?

All right, I love you, too.

Party. Who makes the bad decision?

Two shots, two chases.

So what do you think of this group? What do you think is going on here? All of

them in here, they all have demons and they all have secrets.

But they know that they don't own it.

I just hope that you're really honest with yourself and you hold yourself to a

good standard.

At this point, like, let's not be honest about, like, they all know my life.

They all know what kind of person I am. Like... These guys... I don't know if

you're completely bullshitting me, but what you say literally, like, make me...

I don't know.

I don't understand. It's just, like, everyone just makes you out to be this,

like... Because it's true. I'm not...

I'm not a good person at all. You can't say you're not a good person.

But I'm not. Okay, maybe you weren't a good person. No, you're right. Maybe

behavior wasn't a good person. But you can't say right now, I'm not a good

person. I have a lot of issues.

You're hard not to love. You're very lovable. What are you all going to do?

you going to sit here and be like, poor me, poor me? You need a hug.

That's what you need. That's my friend's name.

I'm basically telling her, The worst person you could possibly talk to or

for that matter. I'm like poison. But apparently Vale wants poison.

In her vagina.

I don't know what your backstory is and like how you are. And don't look

devilish right now because that's scary.

I don't think it's even possible for Jax to be as terrible of a person as he's

trying to tell me he is. Can't be that bad.

It's 100 degrees up here.

I'm dying. I don't know about you.

Super hot. I know. We should probably, you know, just get back to the air

conditioning. Okay. And put an end to, uh... All this.

All of it. Yeah. All of it. Okay.

All of it.

I've been trying to figure out who Vale is, but right now I'm learning that she

has really bad taste in men.

43. This needs a garnish.

I need you to stay on top of it, because if it's busy like this, you can't let

tickets slip through the cracks.

Guys, how long on that burger?

It's actually very nice to kind of give the reins to Pandy and have her yell at

somebody for a change. Don't want to put the spanner in the works, but 26 needs

dessert. Today is one of those days that we should have a clone or a

doppelganger. My little size ace is tired from kicking ass, so Pandy can do

for a change.

I'll be out there at my table having a glass of rosé thinking of you guys back

here squashing it. My slave driver of a mother has put me to work.

Andy, I changed your diapers.

Oh, yeah. I'll be changing your diapers soon, too.

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning. Good morning, sunshine.

Morning.

Bye now.

Rise and shine, lady.

Time to get up.

Look at you guys. So cute.

Cuddling and stuff.

Kind of jealous.

We got breakfast.

We got to get up. We got to get going with the day. Did you do any weird

last night? What do you mean, did I do any weird things?

I saw you leave and fail.

Oh. You didn't fail, man. She was creeping last night. She was, right?

kind of pushing it a little.

I have a girlfriend, and I'm very happy, and I don't really want to jeopardize

my relationship.

You're basically like, yeah, I've killed three people. I'm a horrible guy.

That's cool. I like that.

Yeah. Was Jax trying to hit on you again last night?

I don't know.

I was so drunk last night.

He thinks he's a bad person.

That's what we were talking about. And he feels really horrible, and he's done

so many horrible things that he's not sure if he's a bad person or not. He's

right. No, you can't give up on yourself no matter how... No, no, you shouldn't,

but I mean, it's a compliment.

We all know Vale has her Ivy League education, but obviously Princeton does

offer the course on how to not get jacked. I don't know, he's being sincere

me.

Who got dibs on the shower first? I hate the ocean.

But Vale said she would, like, help me throw someone overboard.

Oh, she did?

That's good. Who are you guys planning to throw overboard?

It rhymes with Bariana.

Hi, everyone. Can I have your attention, please?

In honor of... Gina, you're going to have to knock out some of those. All

Stand up.

your fights on this trip because there's one piece of baggage we left at home.

Stassi.

This reminds me of old times when things were so much simpler and everyone was

getting along.

This is why I love this group of friends. Right here, this moment.

Pour a drink on someone's head.

Check.

I wish these looks that I was throwing Ariana's

way would just translate into words because right now this one would say...

That's like a hurricane.

Hey, let's just leave Jack. Let's go.

Jack! Karma's gonna get you, man!

I love her. I loved her.

You

eat

too much fudge, you get sick. So you don't eat too much

fudge. Well, Jack has never learned that. So he just keeps on eating that

and keeps on getting sick.

Coming up. You definitely railed the shit out of that girl in the bathroom. I

didn't.

Someone's going to pick a name out of the hat.

No!

You stick a teepee.

I had your back.

I covered your ass.

I covered your fucking ass. I walked all of your tables. I didn't ask for

anyone's help. I'm so tired of having a 14 -inch penis and being such a stud.

Girls love me. Me! I was being me.

What's up, guys?

Hey. Where is James?

Oh, we kind of forgot James.

Yeah. I just got a text from Chris.

Welcome to Legulatory.

How are you this evening? Good. Thank you.

This is a marathon, not a sprint.

But guess what? I sprint marathons.

Hi. Welcome to Lorenzo. Thank you.

It's all about me.

It's nice to have everyone here, obviously.

It means a lot for me to be here celebrating with you. Thank you so much

including me.

It's really nice to have...

A family here with everyone.

I feel like that's kind of a thing with our group. That's how you know you truly

love someone, if you can come back into their life and pick up like nothing ever

happened. This Miami trip has been so much fun, and it's definitely got Sheen

and I to a great place. Cheers.

Cheers. You should decide what your next mission is.

Excuse me, sir. May I have your boxers?

Oh, hey.

Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you doing?

How are you?

I'm actually better now.

Let me ask you guys a question. Are either of you wearing any form of, like,

boxers or briefs or whitey tighties?

This one is.

May I have your boxers?

Okay. I'll get you a lighter. Yes!

We got it! You're awesome.

I've found that if you're with a bunch of hot chicks, you can pretty much get a

drunken guy to do anything.

Tiny man's ass.

Check. Hey, you have a happy...

How are you doing, girls?

Everything good?

Perfect. Okay.

First time here or not? First time.

Well, welcome to Pump Virgins.

I need to make sure that when you serve the sangria, you're only serving it like

you would with a wine glass.

Hey. How are you doing?

I'm good. I told you I needed you.

I'm actually glad I was here.

It was pretty hectic for a while there.

Have you heard from your naughty friends in Miami or not? Ruined your life,

basically. In heels, sweating, working.

Seriously, though, I really appreciate it. Have the same taste as me. Have the

same thirst for perfection.

So, I create... Research.

Research. I love you. Love you, too.

I love that we're all sitting here together.

We're all friends a little longer. Yeah. Guys are a little different.

Guys kind of like, you know, we do a lot of... Me.

Max is like, mostly me.

Mostly. 99 % of the time, it's my fault.

Speaking of females.

Here we go. I hear it. I was waiting for something. No, no, no.

I was like, this is going too long for us to pick on Jack.

I'm not picking on you, man. I thought you were going to interrogate him about

-A -I -L.

She was right. Oh, you know what?

Speaking of Vail, you bring these girls around, okay?

Tiffany, Carmen.

You get us all, like, friends with everyone.

You, like, talk about their, like, love them and all this.

It seems like the following week, it's like you're on something else.

For real, dude.

And Jax is like, now, guys, make sure you tell Tiffany how great it is. You're

lying.

I would tell you. You're lying.

No, I did not.

That did not happen. Dude, you're just embarrassed. You weren't even there.

Yes, I was.

I was waiting outside the door, man.

No. They were there for, like, five minutes.

I know. It was a quickie. Listen, we're not doing that. We're not going to. You

know, if me and Schwartz would have done anything, you would have texted

everyone immediately.

Jax, you're lying to me about things that I witnessed, so I don't need to be

Matlock to solve this mystery.

Like, dude, you should own up to it. Dude, I own up to it.

We don't talk about what happened in Miami.

There it is. Jax is going for the low -hanging fruit right now. Tom supposedly

cheated on Ariana, but we all know these rumors are bullshit.

Oh, yeah, what happened in Miami, Jax? Were you there or were you with some

on a beach?

Were you there?

Yeah, I was. You were there, Jax. You were there that night?

You were there that night when me and Schwartz were in the room? No, you

weren't. You weren't. I was there. Nope.

Tom and Jax are physically in their 30s.

Mentally, I feel like they're younger than me, and I'm 22.

They've got a little stuff packed going on, you know?

Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you, but if you have, I'm going to tell on

you.

about the Miami girl. I just have to sit back right now and watch Tom give

himself enough rope to hang himself with.

Whoa, whoa, wait. What's going on?

It's your fault.

Boys don't know.

You guys, I'm breaking into

Kristen's phone.

Wait, what?

I'm reading her personal text messages about Jax. How did you break into her

phone? I'm like, you know, like she left her phone and it was like, it was like

so light.

It was like yelling at me like, Bill, read me, read me.

And Tom said to him that he heard Jax railing some chick in the bathroom.

Well, what happened in Miami, Jack? Quote, unquote.

OMG. OMG.

My heart is pounding thinking about it. I can't do this anymore.

I can't. Girl, come on.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

Vale just totally earned her spot on this trip. I would never reach over and

grab Kristen's phone and read the text.

Vale, on the other hand, I mean, if you want to go through it, I'll listen.

I just don't want to be the one holding it.

No, let's just say don't leave your phone around Vale.

I am a seeker of light. And, you know, in all fairness, Kristen's phone is just

sitting face up, just like shining light.

But those are some really f***ed up text messages.

What is going on? Take your phone to the bathroom if you're going to get top

secret covert op s*** on it.

Hey!

Hola.

Coming up. You've proven.

I just, I didn't know if anything's changed.

No.

That was it.

That was it?

Interesting.

Nothing happened.

Okay. I'm telling you. Okay. Well, I'm telling you nothing happens. Well, I was

there, Jax. I was listening to you. You said you didn't do it, and I believe

you. But you're insinuating that something actually did happen. I'm not

insinuating, but if you said, man, this is bullshit, I didn't do it, I'd be

like... And then when it comes down to you, then it's like, if I'm going down,

everybody's going down.

Mikey, just drop it and let it go.

All right, whatever.

Sandoval, he doesn't have a perfect track record either.

To be honest, well, maybe they should take their own advice.

Nothing happened. Okay. All right, Jack.

Guys,

I'll be right back, okay?

Dude, I deserve tenfold. I know, Jack. I know.

It's the violation of trust from you as like a friend.

And dude, you've proven to be like a habitual kind of backstabber.

You and Tom, I consider my two best friends. You're my two brothers.

I don't have anybody else in this town. But there's only two people I do this

to. I have to live with that. I know.

What I do is a f***ing thing.

You just gotta stop doing f***ing things, man.

Me and Schwartz always cover Jax's ass. We always keep our mouths shut.

Jax is the exact opposite.

Trying to get dirt on either one of us.

So he can feel justified in the things that he does. Stop ratting us out. Like,

no, I want you to get a taste of your own medicine. So maybe you realize what

it's like on Vanderpump Room.

I drink a lot of alcohol. What happened last night?

You don't need to just dump all your friends. You're not listening to

and you're just going to hear whoever is willing to do what you want and it's

not okay.

And Jax lived in Miami together.

Let's use this opportunity to give me some girls. I have two words for you.

code. Sorry. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together.

This is what I wanted. He has an emotion. Go to bravotv .com.