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Thank you so much. All right. She's a
new girl. I'll be next year. I'm going

sleep with her, probably.

I'm telling you, stay well away from Mr.
Jack Taylor.

I know. That's what everyone has said.

It's been difficult for me to give Sir
as much attention because of Pump.

Wow, it's not as crazy here.

This is good.

third or fourth time picking up your old
belongings from Tom's apartment? When's

this going to bloody stop?

Why do you just treat me like shit? I
just don't want to be around you,

I would love nothing more than for Tom
to rail a girl right in front of her.

How do you know?

friends like this that say this kind of
stuff about you. I don't want these

people in my life. Where's your leash?
Is Stassi here? Shut up, Jack.

I hate you.

I hate you more than life. Go cry some
more. Why do we keep talking about Jax?

Because he did something terrible to
her. He should be exiled.

Sexy women getting dressed too Yep, she
like those finer things Chanel, Gucci,

Prada things Anything that dollar brings
City of dreams, we live it up

with a balsamic reduction.

What do you think we should take off if
we put this on?

The octane suave.

Suave, really?

Yeah. Well, let's see how many it's done
in.

Okay. I still want to keep the crispy
rice cakes.

Of course.

I'm sorry, I've really dropped the ball
lately because I've been at pump so

much. Yeah. But now I'm back.

All right, thanks, Matthew. I think now
that I've got pump open, I need to

redirect my energy and I need to get my
eye back on Sir and Villa Blanca.

I know that it's not going to be as good
as when I'm there, and that's not my

ego talking. That's me being realistic.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Because I kind
of work here. What are you doing here? I

had a doctor's appointment down the
street, a checkup on my nose, and I

I'd stop in here and have lunch and
think of the employee discount. How are

Just exhausted. I mean, I've been doing
pump like 99 miles an hour, and then now

I can finally get back here. All right,
sir, we're slow. I have not.

You know your new girl, Vale.

Yes. She's really nice. She's too nice
for you.

Is it the uniform?

Is that why everyone's shirt is so low?

I need to pay the bills. Women like when
it's all like this. I get it. Welcome

to Sir.

Leave her alone. Leave her alone. I'm
trying to get her pants right.

Jax. Yeah? I know what you're up to.
Stop it. I'm not up to anything.

I don't care who Jack's bloody sleeps
with, as long as it's not another girl.

Sir, I don't need any more tears at
dinner, Ash.

I'll see you later tonight, then?

Yeah, you're going to make sure that
you're behind the bar and not outside

back gossiping. That's why you want to
know, right?

Oh, gee.

How are you, buddy? Good, dude.

Hi,

darling. Hi.

Cross kisses.

Okay, we're going to go order.

Okay. We'll be right back.

Okay. BRB. We'll be here.

You know, today I just want to quickly
mention where we stand with our Miami

thing. Because right now this is all a
little childish. Either you want us

or you don't want us there.

Exactly. It's like, well, how about you
make the decision?

Right. Be grown -ups and, you know. Your
party.

Sheena and Shay are having this joint
bachelor -bachelorette party in Miami.

James and I were invited, of course, and
when everything went down at Sheena's

birthday party... Who's that?

Stop!

No!

Why is my book open right now?

And we were sort of uninvited.

It makes no sense.

Hi, guys.

Hi. Hopefully this helps my hangover.

What'd you get?

Uh, cider.

Oh, sweet.

Oh, thank you.

So good. I'm jealous. Have some.

I'm not going to eat this whole thing.

How's the track coming along?

Brilliant. I'm really excited about it.
I think we should come over to my house

and we'll just rehearse it a bunch of
times.

Sheena reached out to me. She wanted me
to work on a new song. I could probably

make a beat in a day. I'm not going to
say no to Sheena and Shay when...

They're going to have to go out of
pocket paying some producer that's

going to do a horrible job like they did
on their last two songs. I want to

record it next week if we can before
Miami.

That's another thing. What's going on
with that, guys? Dude, I don't even

She constantly takes advantage of me.
When Sheena needs me, I'm there for her.

When Sheena needs my boyfriend to
produce a track, she's my best friend.

But she also has the audacity to say,
you know, maybe you can't come to Miami,

Kristen.

I don't want to make it, like, the
biggest thing in the world. Obviously,

going to be best mates for a long path,
Miami.

I just was saying to you, I don't think
you would want to come. I think you will

be very uncomfortable in several
situations.

That was my issue. You can just ignore
everybody and hang out with me.

My bridesmaids.

Kristen is a loose cannon.

I want her to be smart enough to know if
no one else wants me there, maybe I

shouldn't go. But that's not how
Kristen's mind works.

At the end of the day, it's you guys'
decision, really, on who you invite and

who you don't. Yeah, okay.

You know?

So, did we decide that we're going to
Miami now or no?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Party time, mother.

Right. I don't actually remember saying
the word yes, but I feel like it would

just be so much easier for my sanity if
I just say, okay. So, I guess, yes,

they're coming.

Cheers to Miami.

All right, mate, cheers.

Turn up Israel.

Turn up.

Oh,

there they are.

Jalapeno, cilantro.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Oh, my gosh, I'm going to
wear a white dress. Really? Exactly like

this. Okay, I'm glad you did.

Hi.

Hi. This is really hard to get. Your
hair looks great.

Thank you. I think it was up when I saw
you. I haven't washed it in like three

days, but there's just a lot of baby
powder in there.

You know, there are a few things that I
feel like I need to teach Vale about,

sir. One, how to deal and drink wine
while you work.

Two, how to call in ahead of time so
someone can clock in for you when you're

running late.

And three, who to hate and who to like.

Hi, how are you?

Temporado. Sure.

Did you want to order some food? Yeah,
just a bunch of stuff to share. We do

crispy brussel sprouts, the roasted
beets. Is that good? The roasted beets

good, yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.
So, Vale, we need to know more about

I went to Princeton University.

Just Princeton. You went to Princeton?

Mm -hmm.

Oh my God, why are you at Thur?

What did you, wait, what did you study
there? I studied architecture.

Clearly not using it. Wow.

You can't be that smart if you have to
go host at Thur. Why not go do

architecture?

So how did you end up here?

I got asked to do a silent film to
playing an architect.

And then, and then I just,

that carrot's still there, you know,
just a little bite, little bite.

But you did soap opera?

I did. Which one?

There's so many questions. I know.
Sorry.

They don't know you. They need to get to
know you.

I've been on a soap opera. I've been on
primetime. I've had good films, go to

Sundance. And I'm happy to be working at
a restaurant in between because I think

it defines whether you really love
acting enough to do the stuff that you

to do to get by in the down cycles.

How has it been so far working at SUR?

It's really hard to keep track because
like there's so many people and there's

obviously so many relationships going on
because everyone's dating each other.

What do you think of Jack? Have you been
around him yet? I actually, despite

warnings, think he seems like a nice
person.

Like how could you be naive to think
that it's like a friendly thing?

Because people do change. Okay, not
really though. Not him.

This is like his MO.

This is what he does. He tells everyone
he does a great cover.

I definitely feel like I'm getting
recruited to fight other people's fight.

wish that people would sort of let me
figure things out for myself a bit

everyone makes mistakes. It's human.

All right. Bon appetit, guys.

You're still with your boyfriend whose
name...

Tom's friend. I don't really understand
what Jack's done to you specifically.

Tom and Jack went to Vegas a couple
months ago.

Jack went ahead and told people, made up
a lie, and has now admitted to making

up a lie, that Tom had sex with a girl
in Vegas.

Oh, and he admitted that it was a lie.
Just to be conniving and evil.

I haven't really told Katie what I think
because she hasn't asked me for my

opinion.

But I think Schwartz is guilty.

I think that she's put so much into this
relationship that she doesn't want to

know. All of the recent events have
brought up some of the under -the

sort of issues that we've had.

Jack just runs around, says whatever he
wants about you, says whatever he wants

about me. You do nothing. For me, I
still can't understand why you don't

go kick his ass.

I'm insulted right now.

I'm insulted, actually.

Because sometimes when we, like, talk,
or even when we get to the point of

fighting, it's like we're speaking two
different languages.

Tom and I absolutely have some issues we
need to work out, but my problem is

that Jax is just a complete asshole.

Maybe he's just trying to help his
friend out. Jax does not know any of the

inner workings of our relationship, no
matter how much he tries to say he does.

I know that if Jax could just disappear
from the planet, that...

Things with Tom and I would get so much
better.

Vale, I'm happy you had this dinner with
us. This dinner was so good.

This was a good girls' night.

It was a great girls' night. Hopefully
you learned some lessons. Hopefully we

let you know the right and wrong.

Yeah. You know? I did. I know to stay
away from Jack.

He has a motive, and he most likely will
try to bang me. No, no, no. Just say

no. No, just say no.

I think that would be perfect.

Coming up... I'm trying to be reasonable
about this, but we're already... Is

this a man that you want to marry?

OK,

good.

So you've got everything we wanted.

I love that colour.

I'm very much a control freak. I admit
that. If I could do every single thing

myself, I would love to. I love this
color here, don't you?

Yeah, it looks great.

It does.

How many people came through during the
Sunday? I think Sunday, like 800 to 1

,000 people walked through the door. I
wish it was like that every Sunday.

me too.

Hi. Hello, darling.

Hey, can we talk? Sorry, I don't want to
interrupt. No, no, it's okay. You can

sit down for a minute.

Okay.

What's the matter?

You look stressed.

You look upset. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What's the matter?

I mean, just this last week has just
been, like, what I want to talk to you

about is just Jax.

Jax? What did he do exactly?

Jax's hatred for me has grown.

He decided that he was going to make up
a rumor that Tom, when they were in

Vegas a few months ago, had sex.

with one of his girlfriend's friends.

Oh, for God's sake. So it's just being a
dick.

Jack has crossed the line to a point
where it's like, I'm never going to be

with Jack.

What do you want me to do? I just was
hoping that you'd move him over here.

It'd be easier if I didn't have to be
around him.

It's embarrassing having to ask Lisa to
change the schedule for personal

reasons, but I would rather look
unprofessional than let Jack ruin my

relationship. Let me ask you this. If
you turn around to Tom Schwartz and you

said, okay, It's either Jax or me.
Seriously.

If you said that to him, what do you
think he'd say?

I don't know.

He would probably choose Jax.

I mean, you're sleeping with him. You
have a relationship with him. I know,

that's why I don't want to do that. You
have to be a priority.

Is this a man that you want to marry?

Absolutely.

I'm really invested in the relationship
and the future and just, like, strongly

believe that this is the person I want
to be with.

I'm having a hard time looking at this.
Have you ever thought that maybe he's

not?

That's kind of what I'm thinking about
now.

So that's the problem.

It's not really Jack, is it?

No. It's not that Tom's letting you
down.

I've tried to see every angle of it.
I've tried to be as diplomatic and

reasonable about this because this is
someone I really care about. This

relationship I really care about.

My heart aches because of it.

Oh, darling.

You will find out the answer. You will
find out.

You will find out.

The man you marry puts you first.

And I wouldn't have it any other way if
I were you.

Sometimes we know what to do. We just
don't want to do it.

I'm scared to find out what Tom really
wants because what if he doesn't want

Don't waste any more time.

Yeah.

Maybe I'm just not that person to him
that he is to me.

Has she heard anything yet?

No, I felt like she just needs something
she could like shake her ass to on

stage, you know, just like have fun,
like work it out.

Hey.

Hey.

Is this my song? Yeah.

How are you?

I'm happy doing music. It's fun. It's
more of a hobby. I can put out good

I'm excited.

Hi. How are you? I was very specific
with James with what I wanted in this

I wanted the horn sound. I didn't want
to sing as much. I wanted to do a little

more rapping.

I just hope I love it because I don't
want to hurt his feelings if it's really

bad. I'm thinking something for you. You
need something that's still on that

radio high energy level that you've got,
but something kind of badass. This

could be really big. That's what I'm
hoping for. Do we have a title?

Shake That. Shake That.

Do what you want, let me see you take
that. Do what I

need, let me see you take that.

I'm blown away.

James is a genius. I mean, he just
produces the shit out of a song and can

lyrics so fast.

It's amazing.

Oh, my God, I love it. You like it?

It's just like crunch time right now
with all the competition that's out

in the music industry. It's like, you
know, I'm on my grind every day with

and, like, I don't want anything more.

You guys are getting married, for God's
sake. Like, I respect you guys as a

couple. And no one knows that it's going
to...

No RSVP back. Like, it has a stamp and
an address. You just put it in the mail.

Right. I didn't realize how many I had
left. I ordered way too many.

What should I put on Christmas?

Oh, God.

I mean, look at those eyes. No crying.

No drinking, no crying, no fighting.

I'm still waiting on, like, 100.

James and Kristen and Shay working on my
new song. What's up?

Is everything cool?

Yeah, he texted me that last night.

All I hear from Jax is how much he loves
Tiffany and they just click.

I do love you. I don't plan on dating
anybody else. I don't want to date

else. At this time, like, you're the
only thing that's on my mind.

And now we've all received text messages
that they broke up. I can't keep up.

Is Jack cool? Does he seem okay? Or
should I bring some vodka?

I love Jack. And Tom and I are really
trying to rally and support him right

That's what friends do for each other.

Okay, cool.

Bye.

Jack texted me. He texted me last night.

Like, just out of nowhere, Cliff and I
broke up. I'm very upset.

To be honest, like, I was thinking that
Tom and I, you know, need to have a

little discussion before Miami, way
before the wedding. Like, man -to -man

conversation just in the back, really
quick. Nothing, we don't need to get

but, like, every time we're in the same
room together, like, we feel this

negativity. It's like this shadow that I
just don't want.

Tom will forgive Jack while he, Kristen,
while Tom and Kristen were dating, yet

he won't forgive me.

It's preposterous. It's just baffling. I
don't understand it.

God, it's like he's like a pussy or
something.

Coming out.

I feel like I've had to hide things from
her. When I do try to talk, it's like

falling on deaf ears.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Dr.

Engler. Katie. Katie, nice to meet you.
Hey, Doctor, I'm Tom. Nice to meet you,

Tom. Come on in, guys. Have a seat right
here.

For me, therapy was kind of always, you
know, a last resort. But then Katie had

a little conversation with Lisa, and now
I find myself being dragged here.

All right. How's it going? Tom and
Katie.

Yeah. How can I help you guys today?

Well, um...

Let me take this. I feel like we sort
of, we felt like this was a great

opportunity for us to come and just kind
of show off how perfect our

relationship is. Okay, this is what he's
not supposed to do.

No, we both have come to the conclusion
that we really want to

rebuild and reinvest in our
relationship, but we struggle with some

sure as most couples do. We recently
kind of reached like a crisis point

we almost broke up.

A lot of resentment.

I don't know, do I go into specifics?
I've never done this before.

All I know about therapy is what I've
seen in the movies.

Just the thought of having to talk about
myself seriously is pretty unnerving.

I'm scared of getting out of my comfort
zone.

One of his amazing qualities is that he
isn't confrontational. So yeah, everyone

always loves him. He's always this cool,
fun guy. But it's different being in a

relationship with someone where you
need... Yeah. You've got to not kid

I feel like often when I do try to talk,
it's like falling on deaf ears.

It's always that I'm like this monster,
and I'm just like, well, you're just

this scared puppy that I can't talk to
you about anything, because any time I

try to talk about my feelings, oh, here
we go again, and I'm like, no, I just

want to talk.

So you agree with everything she's
saying? Yeah, for sure.

Okay. I love her. I just took her for
granted. I just took Katie for granted.

Maybe I wasn't giving her.

The love that she deserves.

What was happening?

I think it was just like that barrier
that I built up from the past. You built

up a wall and it's numbed out how you
feel toward her. Yeah. In the past, I

like I've had to hide things from her.

You know, he did make out with a girl.

Gina said that you made out with
someone.

That's not bullshit.

That's true.

The fact that he was upfront, honest
with me about it, didn't lie about it,

didn't try to evade the conversation.

I am so reasonable when we can talk
about it, and I feel like you're being

with me. Do you also agree that the
relationship feels like it's gone

Well, yeah. I mean, we definitely, we've
been together four years, and we live

together, so it's kind of like not easy,
but, you know, getting into that rut,

I'll be real honest about something. You
know, I've felt...

some some forms of insecurity in our
relationship because you know in terms

like sexually like we don't like have
that like I really miss feeling like

desired I feel terrible about it I'm
aware

of this so and I've been making an
effort to be to be more caring and just

more intimate

And, like, honestly, as bad as this has
all been lately, I feel like it was

instrumental in us moving forward in our
relationship.

In my head, I said, you know what, I'm
going to make more of an effort to,

be more affectionate, more intimate.

And, like, I just have felt like I've
felt more desire towards her lately

I've got a lot of this off my chest.

Yes, okay. See, there's a connection
there. Yeah. Right?

That, like, let's let this past be
ancient history and that moving forward,

get out of these roles that you've put
each other in where you're the monster

and you're... The cowardly lion. But a
new narrative for you guys, right? Where

it's just two strong people who respect
each other and provide a safe

environment and stop attacking each
other. Yeah, for sure.

I want to start a new narrative.

I'm kind of digging therapy, you know?
It's like I can speak freely with my

mind. I don't have to hold back.

I feel cathartic. I feel like we
actually got something accomplished.

I love you. I love you.

Tom and I both want our relationship to
work. Neither one of us are prepared to

leave it. But we also recognize that
we're ill -equipped to do it on our own

figure it all out.

So you want to go have sex?

We'll make out and see what happens from
there. Okay.

Oh, I brought you this. Oh, my God.
Thank you.

You can't keep bartending with that nail
polish on. I know. Dude, it's not

coming off.

I don't know what the deal is. Like, I
actually... Put that in a bowl and,

soak it.

It's coming off a little bit.

Hey, what's up, man?

Tom had a manicure gone bad.

Dude, I can't get this nail polish off.

You're still trying to get it off? Yeah.
Get acetone? Yeah.

I brought it. I'm like, just soak them
in this and try. This is the second time

I've tried this. What's going on? You
guys broke up?

We're not broken up, but we're just
trying to figure this out.

Jax, you texted me at like four.

Not a lot of ambiguity here.

I broke up with Tiffany.

Tiffany and I just broke up. Plain as
day.

Last night, we just got in an argument,
drank too much. I texted a lot of

people. You weren't the only ones.

Yeah, I know. You texted Kristen, too.

I went down to San Diego to see Tiffany.
You know, she kind of was, like,

hesitant about seeing me. I'm like, I
drove all this way. You told me to come

see you.

You know, we were going back and forth
and fighting and arguing, but we kind of

had a few drinks, and we talked things
out. We just had to work it out.

It's hard, man. It's hard to date
someone out of state.

It's not even out of state. It's a four
-hour drive. Like, she's not that far,

but it's still not down the street.

I mean, it is out of state, though.
Well, yeah, no, but I'm saying it's not,

like, in New York. By the way, look, my
nails.

You're welcome.

Hey, how are you?

How are you?

Good, good. You and your girl broke up.
Are you guys back on track?

Did you text her, too?

Yeah, everything's okay.

Yeah, but other than that, let's grab
some coffee and I'll tell you all about

it. Okay, I'll talk to you later. All
right, I'll talk to you later.

Did it just get around to everybody that
I... Dude, you called everyone.

Are you sure you didn't text her? No, I
don't... No, why would I text... No.

Are you kidding me?

Obviously he did, because I didn't, and
she's not friends with anyone else. He's

friends with Jax. We're trying to bang
her.

I'm not trying to bang her. I have a
girlfriend. I'm very happy with that.

last night you did it. I'm not doing
that. No.

No. Maybe.

No.

Jax says he's not trying to bang Vale,
but that's bullshit.

He uses the breakup to get sympathy from
the new girl that he wants to bang.

James wants to talk to you, by the way.
Yeah, I've heard that. His theory is if

you can forgive Jax, why can't you
forgive him? Me and Jax, we have a lot

history together.

And the thing is with James, what really
bothers me about him, it's not the fact

that him and Kristen are together.
That's not what it is. I mean, yeah,

annoying and that bothers me.

It's just like it bothers her that
you're with Ariana.

Dude, Kristen...

There's nothing about that guy that's
legit.

I'm like fake it till you make it kind
of guy. And I don't have any time for

that shit in my life.

Hello, Peter. Hey, Lisa. How's it going?

Good.

We have like 400 reservations tonight,
so I'm a little bit... Don't complain.

Don't complain when it's empty. Come on,
I just want to have a quick shift you

around, see what's going on.

I was a little surprised to see that Sir
wasn't quite as busy as the last couple

of years on Gay Pride Day.

You're stealing all the business over
there.

I need to redirect my energy at Sir, so
to speak.

Still dead flower here.

Glasses, good or not?

That's still not good enough. That's not
seen. That's not seen.

That's okay.

Who's doing the glasses?

I don't know, I think that's fine. Well,
that's okay, but that one's not.

Okay, fine. Those two aren't good
enough. So I want six out of six

out of six, no, no, no. I cannot tell
you how frustrated I get when I walk

every restaurant I've ever owned and
there's a glaring fault that just

out at me. The music's too loud, the
lights are too bright, and nobody else

it. And I don't know why, but maybe...

That's why I do what I do. I don't want
to have dead flowers on the table. I'm

being serious, okay? I get it. So make
sure they're steaming the glasses

properly. Make sure you're on it, okay?

I will.

Hey, Katie.

Hey, Katie.

Give me a second. One second.

Hi.

Hi. How's it going?

You're not in trouble. Don't look at me
like that. No.

How's it going? Much better. Better? I
had a breakthrough with Taz. Well,

in pole position, exactly where you
should have been.

Tom and I have been through some rough
patches in the past, but this was

definitely the roughest. And I do feel
that our relationship can overcome a lot

of things now. So, thank you.

You're welcome.

He's so bloody lucky. Make him realize
that. Don't you?

I'm serious. He is lucky. Off you go.

So where are you in from?

We're from Vancouver.

Vancouver. Amazing.

And then any appetizers right now or are
you still looking the menu over? In the

kimono room.

Hi. Here. Hi, honey.

How's it going?

Not bad. How are you doing? Good.

So I'm just trying to do this drag and
drop thing.

Are you sure you want to book at the
manager?

Okay, yeah.

Have you done this system before?

Yes. Yeah. What time's our last
reservation?

9 .30.

Oh, nice. So we won't be here that late.

No. Wait, can I ask you something?

Yeah. So I'm hanging out with Jax. Mm
-hmm. And, you know, him and Tiffany

up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Yeah. But you knew about it.

Yeah, because he texted me. So he texted
you.

I am in San Diego at the beach visiting
a girl.

I'm like, cool.

Then I found out that girl was Tiffany.

He told me he didn't text you. So he's
like, did you tell Vale that we broke

And I'm like, why would I tell Vale your
business?

Well, that is very entertaining.

It's on my phone. I have a very strange
and interesting comment to just let out

lie because I have clear evidence.

Yeah. Tiffany and I just broke up.

See? I don't know why he would do that.
Why would he say he didn't text me? I

don't know why he does a lot of the
things he does. Why would he do that?

why Jax and I are friends.

Two things happen when a new girl starts
at Sir. Every click tries to get her on

their team, and Jax tries to bang her.
So Jax asked me to coffee.

He just wants to put his cream in your
coffee. That is disgusting.

I can't believe you just went there.

Coming up. You've been f***ing around on
your girlfriend. Stop obsessing over my

life.

I just thought of something.

We're like the babysitter's club.

We are like the babysitter's club.
You're Marianne. You're Dawn.

Dawn the president.

Kingston is the adorable one -year -old
baby of my good friends Jen and Jeremy.

I babysit all the time.

I give him baths.

I feed him.

Not by my breast.

He wants to play in your closet. Dress
up.

Okay. We should dress him up. Okay.

Are we going to have a fashion show?

Oh, my God.

He looks like a little pimp. He looks
like a little E .T.

I'm not torturing Kingston by dressing
him up. He likes it. I'm always right

about everything.

So I know.

Can we juxtapose our pictures and do a
who wore it better? Yeah.

Based on my look.

I feel like he reacts to Stassi the same
way all guys react to Stassi. What?

Love her one minute, hate her the next.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

I totally brought a book because I
thought you would be great.

How are you? You look beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

You do too.

Did you get a haircut or something? I
did. I went on a little extreme.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I know. The guys are a little too much
off.

We're going to San Diego this weekend,
so I thought I'd get a little crazy.

You're going to San Diego this weekend?
No, I am going to San Diego this weekend

with the guys.

Oh. We're doing a guy's trip to San
Diego, kind of like just a full -on

weekend. So I figured, you know.

My first impression of Jack is that he's
kind of like the cat that got the

canary. He's really self -satisfied,
bordering on cocky.

I'm going to get to the bottom of it,
but not be the canary.

I would like an espresso with an extra
shot, no foam.

Do you have chamomile tea? Yeah, we do.

Okay. All right, I'll get it for you on
the side. Thank you so much. You're

welcome. I know I sound kind of nasally.
Why?

I had to get my nose cauterized. Wait,
your nose what?

Cauterized. What does that mean?

What does cauterized mean? I don't know
what that means.

I just got my nose done. Okay, maybe
cauterized isn't a normal word. It's

mercury nitrate, and it basically is
burning a wound so that the vessel

up. Oh, my God.

Yeah, probably from doing too much blow
back in the day.

That's really what's refreshing about
Bail is because she's not, like, in

about her past. She's pretty open about
it. She's like, listen, I did A, B, C,

and D.

Yeah, I was pretty screwed up.

But, you know, I'm trying to better
myself.

And I can really respect that.

But what happened to your nose?

I had a problem breathing, too. I
couldn't breathe.

And I don't want to blame it on my...
What's in common?

I don't want to blame it on my past of
partying too much. I really couldn't

breathe because I had a deviated septum.

I was fine a couple days. It's no closer
to you.

I have, like, no surgery.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Like, everyone at CERT tells me to watch
out for you. You have a reputation that

precedes you, which is why I wore my hot
pink engagement ring, just so you know

I'm taken.

Oh, okay.

Stay away.

I know.

There's two sides to every story, and
there's the truth.

But I don't judge because, like, I mean,
I know where I've come from, and I make

up my own mind about people based on
my...

experience with them.

Gossip, if you look at it through like a
sociological standpoint and theory on

why people gossip, it ties them together
and it gives them a sense of community.

The problem is they don't really believe
that people can change and grow.

Vale is extremely intelligent, way more
intelligent than I am. So far, I think

you're great.

I think Katie's friendship wouldn't
exist without Gotham. What they don't

about Vale is she lived a pretty extreme
hard lifestyle. She kind of likes the

bad. So when they're telling her all
these things about me, that's actually

probably intriguing her.

I have one little thing. I have to call
you out on because apparently you've

been saying that I lied and you didn't
tell me that you and Tiffany broke up.

I said you lied? Tiffany and I just
broke up.

I just didn't want to talk about it
right then because I didn't want to let

and Sheena know that I was talking to
you about that. All right, just don't

me look like I lied. No, no, no, I
couldn't explain it to you because I was

like, yeah, no, no, no.

Did I text Vale?

Yes, I did.

So where did you leave it now?

It's not... You just looked at me like I
was... Because I don't know. I don't

know what's going on. Like, I don't want
to try so damn hard. Like, you

shouldn't have to try so hard. She
should be trying too, though.

You're accepting a relationship that is
not really well -matched for you, making

you completely fulfilled and happy.

I've been warned about Jack.

So far, all I see is a nice guy, but he
definitely seems like a guy who gets to

getting what he wants.

You should stop wasting your time.
You're not a spring chicken.

But I do also have a problem of being a
little bit needy. So maybe find someone

that's more suited towards, like,
affection and warmth and, like, that's

nature. That would be a smart choice.

And I want you to meet my parents.
Because, like, you know.

We are, like, getting serious.

Hello, so you're doing your job
properly?

Yes, Peter is making it very clear that
these need to be extra polished.

Look at that, these flowers are dead,
take them out.

Don't just do what you've been told,
look at everything.

All the flowers will be changed to par
and then I'll change all the candles too

and I'll make sure all the papers are a
lot better also.

I like to keep these kids on their toes,
and I'm very much aware when the cat's

away, the mice will play. Everything
will be 100 % next time you walk in, I

promise. Well, this cat is back, and
playtime for the mice is over. I've got

go. I've got to pass you a pump, okay?
I'm just keeping my eye on you, okay?

Don't tell anyone you saw me. I'm in and
out, all right? All right.

Thanks, Lisa.

Love making those mojitos.

Oi.

Um, you think we can chat for, like, two
minutes if you're not busy?

Um, okay.

You good for a second?

So, what's up, man? Not much. I mean,
like, honestly, we haven't really gotten

chance to, like, talk to each other
since, like, ever, really.

Um, shade.

Bachelor party's coming up in Miami, and
obviously it puts pressure on me

because you, Tom, and Jack, and then
Shay's going to be there, and then I'm

friends with Shay, obviously, and it's
like, I just don't want anything kind of

to blow up. Yeah, I thought we talked
about that.

Well, we didn't really talk about it,
Tom. Well, no, we just said we'll go

to how it was, and it was never
annoying. Ignoring each other.

I feel like you've got so much hatred
towards me when it's like, Jax did this

you while you were with Kristen.

First of all, I'm going to stop you
right there. There are a lot of

between the situation with you and Jax.
I don't need somebody like you in my

life, man. I don't need to be cool with
you.

Kristen is at the point right now where
she's a f***ing kamikaze pilot.

She does not give a f*** about making
herself look bad as long as I look bad

the process.

I'm just telling you, man.

She came after my life and my happiness
and my, like, relationship with Ariana.

Do you think I'm proud of that? Do you
think I'm proud of that? Do you think

that makes me happy?

No, of course not. I'm a boyfriend,
dude, and I have to sit there and hear

how... That is not my fault. Stop.

I feel for you on that.

When Tom says things like he feels bad
for me, that his girlfriend's obsessed

with another man, you know, meaning
himself, you know, I just find it

because she's not. You know, Kristen's
obsessed with me.

Kristen's screaming my name in bed. I
just don't want you to have this hatred

towards me, dude. This negativity.

I don't like you.

I know you don't. I don't like you
either. But it doesn't mean you need to

me. Dude, I don't hate you because that
actually requires thought.

I don't hate you. Okay, fine. So we'll
leave it at that.

Why is James pissed at me?

I'm not the problem. The problem is and
always will be Kristen.

I've got to clock in. I'm late.

What's up, dude?

Hey, how's it going, man?

Uh, good, man.

James was trying to talk to me, man. It
didn't go up. I just don't like the

dude.

I told him, I'm like, you realize that
Kristen's a kamikaze pilot.

She doesn't care about his feelings. She
only cares about me and Ariana's

relationship. Like, you know what I
mean? She'll do whatever it takes to

that up. Yeah.

So, um, not only did I just talk to...

Yeah, not only did I just talk to James
outside, I also was kind of listening in

on your conversation. Oh, I know you
were. I felt your presence around the

corner. What he didn't say was you've
been f***ing around on your girlfriend,

and he was man enough to not bring that
up just now. All the weird a** that you

did in Miami that we all know to be
true.

It's not true, Kristen.

Well, it is true, and it will come full
circle because the truth always

prevails. Stop obsessing over my life.

Coming up. You run away because you
can't handle the f***. Kristen, get a

Get a life. Stay away from me.

What he didn't say was you've been
f***ing around on your girlfriend and he

man enough to not bring that up just
now. All the weird ass s*** that you did

Miami that we all know to be true. It's
not true, Kristen. Well, it is true and

it will come full circle because the
truth always prevails.

Kristen tells me at work last night.

that Tom and some girl in Miami had
hooked up.

Well, I'll just read exactly what she
wrote. You slept with him, right?

She said, yes, I have his number and
text.

Stop obsessing over my life. I'm sorry
you're not happy. And I'm sorry you

have sex with me. Why do you give a shit
that I'm dating him? I don't care.

I don't care.

Then be nice to him. I don't have to be
nice to him. I mean, Kristen should just

move the fuck on.

Unfortunately, Kristen is not smart
enough to realize this.

You are crazy, Kristen. That's why you
pursue people and hunt them down. And

still obsessed over my life. And come
over to my house with your tits hanging

out.

Did you have any change of address?

Over a week ago. You haven't lived here
in six months, so... I can't talk to you

because you're the only one that
actually makes sense in your own world.

all you want to do is bring me down.
Your point in life right now... Me bring

you down? I don't even talk about you,
Kristen. I don't ever talk about you. So

just stay the f*** away from me. And no,
I don't have to be cool with James.

Get out the f*** out of my face.

You're a f***. Listen, you need to grow
the f*** up, bro. You need to wake up

and just be a f***ing man and stop
worrying about me, dude. I don't care

you because you annoy me, James.

You annoy me. You guys annoy me. You
annoy me. The way you treat her annoys

Everything about you annoys me. The way
you do your hair every day annoys me.

I'm out of here, man.

I'm out of here. I don't want to talk to
you. You run away because you can't

handle the f***ing truth. Get a life.
Get a life. Stay away from me. Get away.

Keep cheating on your f***ing
girlfriend. Oh, my God, Kristen.

Tom cheated on me with five girls that I
know of.

Why wouldn't he cheat on Ariana?

I cannot wait to see the look on
Ariana's face when it's in go time. When

truth will come out and he's going to be
like, uh, speechless.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Well, the wedding is actually a month
from today.

Don't let any of the girls, the
bitchiness, don't let it ruin your day.

you would like to come to the
bachelorette party.

Do you think I want to hang out with
Kristen? I didn't think I'd want to.

you. Once I feel betrayed, it's done.

I guess I just choose my friends wisely.

That's why you don't have that many.

We're on our way to San Diego.

These girls are rowdy, man.

Jack's hooked up with the most bootleg
chick in the club.

Oh, my God. I'm so glad Tiffany did not
see that.

Did y 'all behave?

Tom thinks that Jack's did something.

Fish out of this chick in the bathroom.

You're saying that you did not get that
girl in the bathroom? No, no.

He is completely full of shit.

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