All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E04

Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

So the whole idea is to narrow the top
and add a little width to the bottom. I

can barely breathe nowadays.

Turns out...

Have surgery and take care of this.
Yeah, I'm really excited.

Will you please talk to Tom?

About what? I want Schwartz to get this
job at Pump. Lisa?

Lisa, you should be working. I know, I
know, I know, I know. Working at Pump

will be some good consistency and money
in his life. I'm interested in you being

a decent employee.

That means the world to me.

You're the one that cut me off. No.
Never stop dogging you.

This is my problem. You have played this
victim role.

I thought you were one year old.

I'm not having staff like this. Tom,
you're suspended.

Kristen, you're suspended.

James, you don't work for me.

I'd like to personally apologize for the
incident that occurred. Get out of

here, and I'm going to think about it.

Kristen just texted me. She's going to
stop by here in a second. Kristen is not

even together with me and still
obsessing. Please just don't be hateful.

moved on.

We're not in college, man.

That being said, you want one? Yeah.

This is a big night, dude. Last night
with your old nose.

Tomorrow's the big day. Getting rid of
the old nose.

Bringing in the new. We're pre -partying
before getting our eyebrows threading.

Goodbye, nose.

I'm not going to miss you.

How's it going?

Hey, guys, this is Chloe. Good to see
you. How's it going? This is my friend

Tom, and this is Jack. She works at Pump
with me. Hey, how are you? He's the

hostess with the mostest.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. What are you doing today? Well,
I'm not going to say it out loud, so

are you two up to? I'm not doing that.

We want to get some threading done.

All right, well, do you want to head
back?

I'll see you in a bit. All right. I feel
good right now. You know, we're getting

our eyebrows done.

Jack, we're getting a new nose tomorrow.

I got a new job at Pump, bartending.

Sandoval, I mean, just look at him. He's
a sexy mother... We're at like a 10 out

of 10. Got you something, dude.

Uh -oh.

Oh, my God.

That nose is seen things. That's
nothing.

Is that really mine?

Dude, it's yours. It is. It's going
down, baby.

You go first.

I don't want to look too feminine.

You guys have really embraced your
metrosexuality, haven't you? Yeah.

I still don't understand how they do
this. I want mine to be bushier.

If anything, can you add hair to my
brows?

No.

You know you can darken them with
makeup.

What are you talking about? Stop. Just
don't talk.

Do you guys shave foreheads here?

People put a lot of effort into the way
they look, and it shows.

Okay, who's next?

I put even more effort in so it doesn't
show.

He's finicky. Hey, good luck. The stakes
are so high right now. The way that you

want to look is like, oh, I just
happened to look this awesome.

I just rolled out of bed.

Not too high of an arch. Just clean it
up a little bit. Okay.

And then, yeah, just the stragglers
here. And maybe that little, like, point

down. There's some, like, kind of, like,
tiny little ones that aren't too

strong. Going into surgery, I'm just so
happy that I got my two best friends by

my side.

Gosh.

They're like my brothers. They're my
best friends.

Ow! All right, that's enough.

Ow, dude.

All right.

Must be nice to come here and not have
to be dressed like an idiot.

Speaking of not working here, I haven't
eaten here in so long.

I want to get some goat cheese balls
really bad.

I feel like I was salivating at the
mouth like a wolf thinking about goat

balls. And I want an employee menu
that... Listen, I am so done with sir,

am not done with sir food.

Just click Greek salad and then sub goat
cheese balls.

The goat cheese balls are so good.

It's just...

A ball of goat cheese, breaded and
fried.

It's just everything.

Thank you.

How are you?

Good. Tom and I are really good. We're,
like, putting shelves up, and he was,

like, so happy to get to do my own
thing, and I don't have, like, picture

with the word family.

Oh, my God. That is so Kristen.

Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

Anyways, so we're, like, putting these
shelves up.

and Tom had said, like, I think Kristen
might come by because she has to pick up

the cable box.

Whatever. The girl came in there, like,
done.

First thought I had when she walked in
the door was, wow, she's dressed up to

pick up a cable box.

Should I come in or do you just want to,
like, talk about it outside?

No, that's fine. Come on in.

She cried for 45 minutes straight.

Yeah. She wants to be friends? I don't
know. She's the one who starts...

these things, and then now she wants to
squash it. I felt like I was watching,

like, serious delusions. I honestly feel
like she's going to weasel her way back

into all of y 'all's lives within a
matter of days.

She's trying.

She's trying.

I literally have had zero communication
with Kristen since last year. It

wouldn't be weird for me to see her.
She's the one who was wrong.

I was never jacked with a 10 -foot pole.
No offense.

Really? Like...

She's the one who's a terrible person. I
have nothing to feel weird about.

It's creepy how forgiving people are
here.

Sheena has been great friends with
Kristen. They have matching tattoos, and

you're more than okay with it.

I actually really need to know how you

didn't have a problem with that. She's
not worth...

a thought she's not worth me worrying
about anything and she means nothing

not about not like letting kristen get
to you i mean like because she's

worthless she is worthless this person's
terrorizing you it's like i hate what

goes on at this place what i'm seeing
right now is a lot of misbehavior and no

consequences when i ran sir no one got
away with this there's only one person

this entire place that rings the greek
salad and says Sub Goshi's ball.

Yes!

This is Vita, and I accidentally closed
up the couch. I just meant to. I like

your hat.

Pump is open, and it's overflowing with
people.

This is going to table 44.

It's a huge relief because you don't
know how well the restaurant's going to

received. I just hope that they'll
continue to sharpen droves.

Okay, what are you doing behind the bar?

Your buddy Tom Schwartz had a panic
attack.

He had a panic attack?

He had a panic attack. He walked right
out the middle of the shift.

He just walked out the middle of the
service? Left.

He's like, I can't do this. I can't do
this. I need to take a break. I'm like,

okay, Tom, if you leave this bar, you're
not coming back.

I've never seen anything like it. Are
you serious? I've known him for years. I

called him down for a job for years
because he wanted to work at Stern. I

no, no, no.

He's back for a job. Back for a job. So
now I'm on the farm and down.

If this is an indication of how Tom
Schwartz is going to run his life, I

say, Katie, she should beware.

He wants a job so badly. Nothing
surprises me.

I'm going to ring that little f***er's
name.

It's been patient a lot. It doesn't get
you, like, worried about me or anything.

When Tom called me frantic after he left
Pump, I was really worried about him.

I've never heard him that way. Are you
okay?

I had a full -blown meltdown, like a
full -on real panic attack.

What happened?

I had one training session.

A f***ing crowd of people rushed in as
they opened the gate.

How many bartenders were there? There
was, like, three bartenders.

That's plenty, I feel like.

We're getting slammed. I have no idea
how to ring in an order to run a tab.

I got so flustered. I was getting
lightheaded, and I couldn't catch my

My chest starts constricting. It starts
getting super tight, and I'm like, no,

no, no, no, no way.

I'm having a panic attack over a
bartending job. I walked away.

I haven't had a panic attack since I ate
that half a pan of brownies in college.

This was just as bad, if not worse.

But what did you think it was?

I don't know. What did you think it was?
I thought it was, like, my cushy jobs

that I do on the side where I make a few
drinks, schmooze.

I get in the weeds, too. I have panic
attacks, and I, like, I don't know. I

guess I just work through them.

Even Jacques can do that job. I know. I
know.

Schwartz hasn't had, like, a real job
in, like, six or seven years.

He's just been modeling and doing cater
jobs here and there to pay the bills.

He's kind of always just picked and
choose when he wanted to work.

It displays like your... Don't say it.
Don't say it.

Lack... Don't say that. No, no, no.

Of... Don't say it, bro.

Commitment. No, I didn't. I'm committed.
You couldn't even commit to one shit.

I've never done anything like that in my
life.

I'm a little embarrassed.

No, actually, I am very embarrassed that
I put my neck on the line for you to

get this job, and you show up for,
like...

25 minutes and have a panic attack
behind a bar and a restaurant because

don't know how to ring something in.
Tom, you went to college.

I didn't go to college and I can figure
out any POS system.

I thought this would just be the little
boost that we needed to actually kind of

take that next step in our relationship
and talk about marriage and maybe get

engaged. And now I'm thinking, okay,
well, great. So he can't even commit to

shift. There's much more stressful
things in life. I know. If we have kids.

What, are you going to have a panic
attack? And my boyfriend couldn't handle

bartending job, but he's going to make a
great father.

I feel like a fool. I don't know what
else to say, and I'm aware.

I mean, I know I've let a ton of people
down. I feel like a complete schmuck.

Lisa's going to be triple pissed.

She gave me, like, ten chances and
finally hired me.

I let her down 30 minutes into my first
shift.

And you let me down, too.

Oh, I'm sorry about me.

Coming up.

This will be some of the best sleep you
get.

Jack's got a new job.

Hi,

good morning. Please have a seat and
I'll be right with you. Okay.

Can't believe this is actually
happening.

I heard.

I've never seen you like this. I don't
know if I'm more nervous about the

surgery or me waking up with penises all
over my face from you.

We have this tradition when myself, Tom
Sandoval, Tom Shorts falls asleep with

one of us around, you're going to get
penises drawn on your face.

Hey.

Hey. We got to get up. We have breakfast
and stuff.

We need some, like, words of
encouragement.

I got nothing for you, man. I got
nothing.

Hi. Good morning. My name is Grace, and
I'll be your nurse today.

Do this.

You're going to look amazing.

Bye, dude.

I'm going to have you change first in
the restroom.

I'm a little worried about Jax, but
there's a lot of stuff in my own life

trying to escape right now. I really
feel like I let Katie down and Lisa, so

don't feel great about that.

Okay, have a seat, and I'll be right
back. Oh, yeah, I was a picture of the

boobs right there.

How are you?

Good. Ready for today? I'm ready. As
best you can be? Yes. We're going to

you remove a big cap for now.

So afterwards, we definitely want to
keep you from elevating your blood

pressure, no sexual activity, anything
like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait.

I mean, what am I supposed to do? Sit on
the couch and have yogurt all day and

watch soap operas? Like, that's not me.
There might be a little physical

activity. Running on the beach.

I'm ready. I'm ready.

Let's do this. Okay.

This surgery's been such a long time
coming.

Ready? Yeah.

My face and my body here, those are my
two best assets.

This will be some of the best sleep you
get.

Palms trees, sandy beaches.

But I'm just so scared of, like, after
my surgery, feeling utter pain. How do

you deal with that? That is my worst
fear.

He's asleep.

This is the quietest he's ever been.

I know, right?

That's so funny.

for basically taking a very curved
septum and straightening it out.

And look at that baby.

It's a nice size pizza cartilage to use.

Ice filling.

Keep it coming.

Oh, that's speculum there. You got it?
Thank you.

Beautiful.

Voila!

Surgery's all done. Just relax for me,
Jack.

Open your eyes, buddy. Open your eyes.
How you doing, buddy? I'm just going to

put some ice on here.

Is it over?

Yeah, it's all finished.

No,

you know, no Jane Leno chin.

Was I a trooper?

You were a trooper.

Was this real life?

Dude, I'm going to cry.

You did good, man.

I don't know why I'm crying.

I get nervous.

Jack, I'm just going to remove your IV
now, okay?

Wait, is that where the drugs is going?

Yeah. Wait, no, I need drugs.

Please don't stop the drugs.

You're going to have some more when you
get home. We just got to go pick them

up.

I love you guys.

High five.

I love you.

Okay.

I'm just removing the stickers, okay?
Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

You're welcome.

Sir. Rhymes with sir.

Thank you. What do you want to eat?

I say buffalo chicken and ciders.

So Schwartz is jobless now? Oh, my God.

What happened with that? It's a little
frustrating because...

I've been begging Lisa to give me the
job.

Yeah. I mean, like, look at your
boyfriend, Patrick.

I'm sorry, but Patrick is just a few
years older than him, and he has his

together. He has a career.

We're just sharing.

Thank you. Listen, I know, and it takes
so much stress off of me to, like, have

a boyfriend that has an actual career.

Patrick is a sports radio host, and now
that I know what it's like to have,

like, a real man as a boyfriend, I could
never.

date someone who just didn't have that
drive i just see schwartz being so

relaxed about not just his work but
about the relationship too so we have

okay magazine party correct the whole
looney tune gang is going to be there

minus tracks then i'll go it's always
fun to get dressed up with your friends

and have a night out we'll just like you
to ourselves and there's free booze And

then I don't know if I mentioned this
already, but the booth just happens to

free. I don't want Schwartz bringing
over, like, Sheena and, like, whatever.

He knows better than I. Everyone would
want to sit with us anyway.

Don't you want to know why Jax isn't
coming?

No.

Jax had a news job.

Dude. Oh, my God.

He hasn't deviated.

I appreciate people that are just like,
yo, I hate my nose. I want a new one.

100%. I want, I didn't like my chin. I
got a new one.

I'm so fully aware that I'm being a
hypocrite, but like, I wouldn't be able

look at my boyfriend and be like, that's
my man. Yeah.

I'm like, you are such a woman.

No, no.

No traffic.

I'm in utter pain right now.

Honestly, I can't stress enough with
that break.

I know.

You hit that break so hard. It's going
to be a lot of breaking.

I'm not kidding you. I want to cry.

I'm really going to cry. I want to go
home.

Dude, I know. You're almost there.

What if I had to work at 3 tonight?

Oh, my God. I don't care.

You have to be there.

You got to do what I do. Just walk out.

That's awesome.

I'm so proud of you.

That's not awesome.

I know it doesn't seem like that big a
deal, but...

It is the Katie, and she's devastated.

Look, you can almost see her house.

To be honest, I'm more concerned about
the impending wrath of Lisa looming over

my head.

You're at the door. Don't worry.

I don't know what is what.

Just a quick question. Which one is
Vicodin?

Afrolozol. Afrolozol.

Afrolozol.

Hydrocodone. I didn't get any of that.

I didn't get a prescription for that.

Hello?

My phone's dead?

I'm asking Dr.

Lakey right now. I don't want to wake up
for a good two days.

So just get me a shit ton of it.

I really need those drugs.

Yeah.

Respecting someone?

No.

Hey. Hey. What are you doing here? I
just wanted to check on him. What's up,

man?

No.

Coming up.

So, Lisa, James is here. I think he just
wants to get his job back.

Leave me alone.

Hey. Hey. I just wanted to check on...
Uh -oh.

Lisa is the last person I expect to see.

She's also the last person I want to
see.

I know you're mad.

Hey, buddy.

Oh, hi.

You're dreaming.

I've got it tiny, that nose.

That hurt like a mother.

I think Jack's vulnerable before. I'm
quite enjoying this.

I have a very close relationship with
the first off, so just being a little

of a mother hen, I thought I'd come by
and surprise Jack.

Who's looking after you? Not Schwartzy.
Please, please. I'm taking great care of

him today. Oh, yeah, you're really,
yeah. Could you, like, make me a cup of

without a panic attack? Yes, yes.

Are you in pain?

Yeah, a lot of pain, yeah.

I can tell all Lisa wants to do is pin
me to the wall.

Would you settle for iced tea?

Yeah, that's fine. Okay.

You look amazing. Just shut up, Tom. I'm
not trying to... There's nothing you

can say to me right now. Okay.

I'm not sure that I understand.

These young American men.

How long do they say it's going to take
to recover?

A week.

One got a nose job purely for vanity,
and the other ran away from his job like

scared little bunny, and then they both
got eyebrows like Greta Garbo.

I didn't mean to surprise you. Are you
okay?

Yeah, I'll be all right. I really
appreciate you coming by. That was

really sweet of you to do.

Not only is Lisa in my apartment right
now, but I've stolen, like, half the

shit, sir.

I have, like, 25 stolen, sir, candles.

some stolen silverware, maybe some salt
and pepper figures, maybe a bottle of

vodka or two.

Look what they put in my pocket as I was
having surgery.

Oh, for God's sake. Okay, time for me to
go. Thank you so much, Lisa, for coming

by. I'll come back in a week.

I'm going to have black eyes, but I'm
going to have a sexy -looking nose.

Lisa? Yes, Tom, I'm not happy with you,
so let's talk later. While you're at the

pharmacy, buy a set of balls, please.
Okay.

I love Lisa so much. That's why it hurt
so much that I let her down.

You didn't walk out of Morgan's family.

You walked out of a bartending job. I
know. I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

Are you listening to me?

This isn't the kind of sweating I had in
mind.

Good job. Keep going.

Yeah. Woo!

Oh, my God. That was actually really
close.

I mean, it's never fun to get in trouble
with Lisa, but I don't mind the two

weeks off.

Fan me. Feed me grapes. Fan me, Jamie.

What's going on at the start?

So I've got to go and see Lisa.

She'll be, you know, working again soon
or I won't. So we'll see.

My parents, you know, have known Ken and
Lisa for a long time. My mum actually

had the idea first off for me to work at
the... I mean, honestly, I apologise so

much. I swear, like, it's just so
unfair.

Because of that, I do believe that she's
going to give me my job back. I feel

like it's kind of monstrous if she
doesn't.

So I got us on the list for the OK
Magazine party.

I heard a lot of people from Sarah Guy.

Hopefully only good people.

Yeah, I know, right?

You know, and if anything, we'll just
leave early before they get to social

space. Like, I don't give a shit about
being at these parties all night. When I

went over to Tom the other day, Ariana
was there. It was really awkward that he

was even there at all.

Could have left the room.

Tom is not genuine at all to me anymore.

He's not even Tom.

He's just trying to get up Ariana's ass.

I think their relationship's a joke.

Practice that bar brawl. Just joking.

Not condoned.

Barf fighting.

Barf fighting.

I'm in a lot of pain.

I really need those drugs.

Damn it. I can't talk anymore. Come on,
I need to get in there.

Come on, other people live there too.

Let's go.

What up?

What's up, man?

He's a sad sack.

Dude, what happened?

Look who's here, dude.

Dude. Hey.

Donuts. Where's Sheena come?

Oh, my God. What'd they do to your nose?

I wish I could say it shocks me to see
Jax all drugged up and incapacitated,

really, it just reminds me of a lot of
mornings hungover that he's had.

Jax, can you eat a donut?

Are you in, like, so much pain? You have
no idea.

The doctor forgot my... They gave me
Xanaxes.

I need my vikings, so he's going to go
get my vikings.

Don't those look good?

Yeah, I'm eating that right now. Yeah,
which one do you want?

Easy, dude.

Take a bite of that pink one.

Here you go.

Give me that.

Oh, no.

I've never seen dogs look so ugly.

Whoa, a donut.

Is that blood, dude? No, it's jelly.

It's a jelly donut.

What, right here?

I think it's...

I think it's just jelly, honestly.

Why did it get way up there? Well,
because there was like pink and red

on top of it. Dude, you're a wreck right
now.

Go get me a bike, you know. Sure.

All right, me and Tom are going to go
get your stuff.

Yeah, we're going to go get drugs. Go to
sleep.

Yeah, go to sleep, dude.

Feel better. Love you. See you, dude.
See you in a little bit. Yeah, I'll be

right back.

Wait, Tom.

You don't want the bike?

Huh?

How much money did you make?

I'm going to catch them on the hop,
okay?

Yeah.

It's all over. It's quiet.

Let's sit down.

What should we drink?

This has got spots on this glass. I'm
not happy about that.

Peter?

Peter, you're in trouble. Peter, look at
these glasses.

Seriously. That isn't good. That is not
good.

Anyway, come on then. What should we
have? I would like a roti. Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, what's going on?
Where's your reports?

Thank you. Lisa's in there with Lance
Bass.

My childhood crush.

Did you get 221?

221.

Check that off.

Are you guys going to the OK Magazine
party?

I am.

Are you? Are you going? Yeah. It should
be interesting to see what you guys are

up to.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry. You come back and you start
breaking stuff.

Nah, I just dropped a glass.

How are you? You all right?

I'm good, I'm good. What's up? Is Lisa
in? I want to talk to her.

She is, but she's not available right
now. She's busy. Oh, okay. Do you think

you can let her know if I can chat with
her for a sec? Sure.

Give me a moment.

I do rely on this job a lot. It does pay
my bills. It does pay my car payment.

These are all things that I need to be
responsible about.

So obviously right now I'm a bit worried
about getting my job back. So what is

it? Oh, Lord.

So Lisa, James is here, and he's out
back, and he really wants to see you. I

think he just wants to get his job back.

Of course he wants his job back.

So he's a desperate man. He's written a
letter. He's contrite.

And unfortunately, we need busboys right
now.

True. Go deal with him.

Welcome to my life.

You go do my stuff.

I'd rather have my job. You'd rather
have my job or your job. I do not want

job at all. Go deal with Jane.

Okay, sure. Go on. Let me drink the rest
of this. Okay, go on. That's why we

drink. Now I know why you drink your
rosé. Exactly.

Okay, you go deal with him. Give him one
shift a week and leave him alone.

And cheers.

Cheers. I'm in a hiring mode right now,
not a firing mode. I've got to keep

three restaurants fully staffed. So
sometimes you just need somebody to buff

dishes, even if it is James.

Let me talk to you for a second.

So Lisa decided to give your job back.

Okay. I'll be watching you.

I'll show you a different. Okay.

I see James.

begging for his job back and Tom is
nothing like that. It's definitely a

of mine that the man I want to marry
isn't quite ready to be a man yet.

Thanks a lot, buddy.

Bye.

Coming up... You let me down. You let
Katie down. Because you're being a

What? You have a car, Max.

I got to replace the brake. You're
trying to lay a guilt trip on me because

looking at Rolls -Royce and you're
telling me you don't have a car. You

car. I need to get the brakes replaced.

You don't get them replaced, do you? I
would if that would give me my money.

Give you your money. He's only keeping
the money, this is beautiful, that pays

for your rent.

Max has got to live in the real world.

Hello, Lisa. Hi, how are you? Nice to
see you. How have you been? This is my

son, Max.

Max has to understand.

If you want something, you have to work
for it. He's got an amazing set of

wheels himself.

Yes, very good.

I don't make it easy for my kids.

This is beautiful.

It's a dream to drive.

Has he got brakes?

Okay. Where you've tucked it up and left
it all tucked up is all creased now.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's not good enough,
is it? No, it's not.

Any constructive comments? Um,
constructive comments?

Yeah, the only thing that we need is we
need business cards, because everybody

who's leaving wants business cards.

Okay. Besides that, they love the food.

Hey, guys.

Do you think I could just sit down for,
like, five minutes?

Maybe ten?

Maybe not at all. Maybe not at all,
yeah.

Go on, go, then.

So, Schwartzy, do you want to come and
plead your case?

Yeah. Um, I have too much respect for
you and Ken, and... Okay, let's stop

there. I don't think you have any
respect. So, not only did you let me

let yourself down, okay, but you let
Casey down as well.

What do you think Casey feels after
pegging me? She let me have it.

I hope she didn't let you have it.
Because you're being a pussy.

All right, I give up.

I brought my shirts back.

Give them to me.

Sorry. Sorry I didn't wash them. Do you
want me to wash them and bring them

back? No, no. I really respect somebody
when they're a hard worker and they've

got loyalty.

That goes a long way with me. And I see
that Tom Schwartz right now doesn't have

it. Oh, my God.

Lisa, thanks for spending time with me.

Did you bang some dude's girlfriend?

You banged some girl's girlfriend,
didn't you?

Very typical.

That's very funny.

How you doing, man? How you holding up?
I'm doing all right. Got some snackers

for you.

Oh, what we got here?

Let's see what I can do.

I am drinking a wine cooler.

Dude, he said no alcohol for a week.

I don't need a PSA statement. All right.

I'm already starting to feel pretty
good.

I'm already starting to kind of walk out
of my apartment and go down the street

to the liquor store.

It's really not that bad.

I used to bartend with one of the
promoters that's throwing it tonight,

said he secured us a nice little table.
So it looks like we got not one, but

two. Wow. We got to see who's got the
better real estate.

Hey.

Hi. All right, who's ready for the next
one? Hi.

What is this? It looks good.

It has this in it.

It's called the panic attack.

Schwartz, you inspired me. I mean...
Where's your last pun, huh, Schwartz?

I thought you guys were back now.

That's what I thought, and then I
invited her to my birthday, and she was

ew, no.

No, she didn't say, ew, no. She said, I
would like to come, but I had a prior

plan. Why are you trying to, like,
justify and, like, try to stick up for

Well, she's my girl. I gotta, you know.
She couldn't even call to say, hey, hi,

like, is everything okay? Like, a simple
text saying, hope your surgery went

well. That's all I needed.

I'm starting to see who my friends
really are. I never disliked Katie until

certain someone got back into town.

Regardless how you feel about somebody,
this is a surgery.

It's like she's back on her leash.
Stassi has Katie, you know, right next

side. I'm going to go around the room
and I want you each to say something

about Katie. There's nothing to say.

I'd rather hear nails on a chalkboard
than party with Katie and Stassi.

I mean, do you find it a little weird
that she always chooses to hang out with

Stassi instead of, like, you and the
guys? It's like, Ariana and I feel like

the guys' girls, but Katie's never here.

We're all hanging out with Jax, and
where's Katie?

Probably with Stassi, of course.

Why don't you want to hang out with your
boyfriend?

That's how it is within the confines of
any relationship, to spend some time

apart. You know, I come party with you
guys. You spend a lot of time apart.

I've reached my limit with this stuff.

All right. I'm going to go change. I'm
going to get dressed. I've got to find

something to wear.

Bye. I'll see you later.

Careful. Very careful of the face.

You look gorgeous.

Hey, Jax. You feel this?

That was the scariest thing I've ever
seen. I'll see you later,

dude.

What if you were just kidding and you
hurt Sheena?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

We need drinks.

For as big as LA is, it's very small,
and everyone knows everyone.

So whenever there's a huge sponsored
event,

Everyone's going to be on the same list.

It's a big party.

There's room for everyone.

Everyone can be in their own little
corners, so I don't have to engage with

anyone. And did I mention free booze?

some extra girl, Michael, James, and
Kristen to join us.

She's like, I started this place.

Being friends with Kristen might not be
the popular choice, but I'm my own

person. I make my own decisions, and I'm
not ready to cut her out of my life

just yet.

Kristen is very reliable when it comes
to showing poor judgment.

And this is just another one of those
times.

What massive, gargantuous table.

Who do you think Kristen is sitting
with?

I like to compare

myself to, like, King Henry VIII. Once
you stop, like, off with your head.

You guys almost have to go over there
just to experience it. Oh, my God, I

got the best idea.

Highest stakes game ever.

Loser goes over to that table, hangs out
for five minutes.

Oh, my God!

Aces are low.

Queen. Aces are low.

Six.

Oh!

Three!

I always lose.

High card cut.

My punishment for losing is that I have
to go hang out with losers.

I'm a little blown back that Stassi's
here. I don't really know how I feel. A

little nervous, a little hesitant, a bit
of anxiety about the whole thing.

Stassi tends to hold grudges.

haven't seen Kristen since she betrayed
me by banging Jack.

And what does she do right when she sees
me?

Ask me about Jack.

Like, for real?

He's crazy.

Coming up.

wants to come over to my table and stir
up. Cool. I can do the exact same thing

at your table.

Except I never show up empty handed.

So I'm bringing vodka and Kristen.

So we have all this vodka and no one to
drink it with now.

A year ago, anytime Kristen and

Sheena were in the same room together,
it ended up in a screaming fight.

Stop telling me to stop.

Stop, Christian. I'm telling you, shut
the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. Shut

the fuck up. Like, what has happened
since I've been gone?

You guys, how are you all friends?

We're not all friends.

I have made peace with you.

Yeah, we made peace.

You're making peace. Making her think
that you guys are friends

and you can't stand her.

It's like the feral cat thing.

If you take that cat out of that
carrier, it's really hard to get it back

It'll be four legs on the outside like
this.

Hissing, peeing all over you.

ariana who are dating kristin tom's ex
-girlfriend whom he cheated on with his

new girlfriend and i have kristin who's
now dating james kristin also my ex

-boyfriend and sheena is over here
friends with kristin this is literally

the weirdest group of people

It's really good that Stassi left her
because now she can just focus on her

career of being a cult leader. I don't
get what it is with these girls. They're

so obsessed with her.

I don't need to kiss her ass, ladies.

Everybody take a deep breath, right? I
used to accept that this is just how

people behave.

But now that I've stepped away for a
while and I've come back, I now see

no, these people are f***ing awful.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

For all two, Katie wants a doggy and
plus she's putting the heat on with the

whole engagement thing for the wrong
reason.

Is it our puppy?

Hello. Would you like something to
drink? Are you two talking to each

I mean, I'm not really sure what I've
done to you, but I'll take a Pinot

What about that with that?

Oh, that would be amazing.

Lisa's asked me to be her stylist for
today.

It's saucy here yet.

She basically called me in to be an
assistant for 12 hours, unpaid.

Perfect. Things are good right now. Let
me just enjoy this.

Once I confront her on that little
cheating session she had in that club. I

with my friend, and we were talking to
him, and he wanted to do a photo shoot

with the two of us.

Motor running his dick is not a photo
shoot.

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