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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

Ken, come see my box.

We've decided to open a third restaurant because I'm always looking for the next

challenge. Put them on there.

Pump has been an incredibly difficult project. It's going to be big. From your

mouth to God's ears. I'm jealous.

I can't be with somebody here when I'm thinking about you. It's just not fair.

Honestly, it's just really not as easy as it looks. I don't want to hold you

back. You deserve better.

I don't want to see you again.

Why? Because I don't like you.

Kristen told me that Tom and some girl in Miami had hooked up. She's not doing

this to try and get Tom back. No, she's doing it because she's obsessed with

hating me.

I want Tom to be happy, but I don't want him to be happy with her.

After the way my last three parties have went, I'm seriously considering having

a dry wedding.

There was a bar and brawl. That's a fiasco as far as I'm concerned.

I'm really busy, but I'm also really pissed off.

Something's going to change.

It really is.

Tom, you're suspended.

Christian, you're suspended.

James, right now, you don't work for me.

We're done. Get out of here, and you're lucky I didn't fire you all. We're done.

Okay, guys, go. Come on, get out of here now.

Tom, I'm really disappointed with you. I know.

You're letting yourself down. I know, I know.

I am ashamed of the way I acted, so I feel like I should be punished, just out

of guilt.

Go on, get out of here. Good luck.

So am I helping with the openings? I was told to get my shift covered, it's

there to help here.

You're in the back of the kitchen, making sure everything comes out

okay? I just can't think about my sister.

BF for one more second. I've got to open pump tomorrow. The clock is ticking.

That was bullshit.

That was bullshit.

He hates me. He's hiding.

He's hiding. He put his hands on me first.

He talks shit about my car first.

He's obviously jealous. I know he did. He's got fucking issues.

This is bullshit.

It's all stemming from a fight that Tom started. I just wish he would get out of

my life.

She's angry at everyone.

No, I understand. If I were you, I would have a private conversation with her

when there's not a million people chiming in with bullshit that they don't

know about.

Everyone else does too. If I'm the only one that's getting a minute while

everyone else sits around and goes, no, I don't. But we still shouldn't be doing

that.

You're right. You're right. You're right. I'll apologize to her. Yeah, I'd

to write her a note too. So we'll appreciate you writing her a note.

I can say, mate. Right.

Hey, gorgeous.

How you doing, sweetie?

Oh, I missed you.

Oh, I miss you too, sweetie. How long have you been here? You've already had a

cocktail? This was here when I sat down. It wasn't mine.

Oh, my God. I have to catch up.

Hello, guys.

Hi. Welcome to Lux. Hi.

How may I help you? Can I have a spicy Bloody Mary?

Spicy Bloody Mary. Got it. And a Kettle One tonic and lime, please. Sure.

It feels so weird to be on your day of drive. I feel like I'm a pretty woman.

A prostitute in Beverly Hills? No.

No.

You have to come over and see my apartment.

Yeah, I'd love to see your apartment.

Moving is so hard, and now I've done it twice in six months.

I got to see your dream.

Thank you.

Cheers, sweetheart.

Cheers.

Does it feel good to be back?

It does. Like, in New York, everybody's just like, go, go, go, go, go, always

doing something.

And people are like, what do you do all day? I'm like, I watch Food Network.

And they're like, yeah, but...

What do you do?

I'm like, I walk around.

Like, I don't always need to be doing something.

Right. In New York, I learned how to cook a bit, put on some love pounds, and

explored the city.

Honestly, I felt so, like, healthy and centered over the last six months. And

now that I'm having to deal with people like Sheena, I feel like it's, like,

getting me, like...

worked up all over again. If you're not working there, why do you have to deal

with her? Because sometimes I'm at the same place that I am.

Like, when I'm going to the pump opening, I'm going to go stop my sir,

Like, I feel like I'm on edge. You know what I mean? And I hate that.

Sheena does nothing but talk sh... On Twitter about me and just, like, go off

and say terrible things about me. I'm like, I don't even acknowledge your

existence, so why?

Like, I've lived across the country for half of a year. I don't bother you. I

don't tweet you. I have Sheena constantly showing up on my Twitter feed

that I'm a terrible person or, you know, just really negative things.

I'm like, I'm not even around you. Leave me alone.

I just want a fresh start.

Oh, but I know you miss Jack.

Gross.

So has Jack finally left you alone? Is he now moving on to... Oh, I don't talk

about him. Oh, we don't even talk about him. I don't want to talk about him.

He can suck a dick. You got rid of a tick with that one.

Yes. I should have bought you, like, a heart collar to keep the dick away.

That's really funny.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome back.

How are you? Good. I'm excited to hear how you're doing.

Yeah. I don't know how much I'm excited to tell you.

Lots happened.

Okay. A lot has gone down. A lot of good, bad.

Yeah, kind of a little bit of everything.

I met a girl, Tiffany.

She lives in Las Vegas. I love her a lot. She's great. I do love you. I don't

plan on dating anybody else. I don't want to date anybody else. At this time,

like, you're the only thing that's on my mind. Then there's also another girl.

Her name is Carmen.

Great girl.

A lot younger.

23. So then I was talking to Tiffany back a lot.

So as I was dating Carmen, then one day I said to Carmen, I just can't do this

anymore. Like, I just, I don't think I'm being fair to you.

It's not about you. It's never about who you hurt. You just look out for number

one, which is you.

But I even did something silly and put Carmen's name on my arm. I got a tattoo

of her name on my arm. Carmen? Yeah.

Wait, are you serious? I know. Are you joking? I'm serious.

Totally serious.

What happens to you?

I mean, I'm actually very curious.

No,

no, no. I'm not judging you at all. I just do things and I don't think about

them sometimes. No, where do you go?

Like, you, like, leave your body? Like, what happened?

Well, I was just trying to, at the time, just, like, I don't know what I was

thinking. So what was it, really?

Like, you know what? It made her happy and it made her smile. And, again, I'm a

people pleaser. I can't say no. Because then I feel like people are going to not

like me.

So that's been your default.

Everyone has their defense mechanisms, whatever they may be. Sometimes they're,

like, lying with their defense mechanism for a long time.

Codependency is your number one defense mechanism.

Know that that is... a terrible place for you to go.

Like, the tattooing on your arm was two separate times.

It's like getting the tattoo of Stassi did nothing. I mean, it didn't prove

anything. It's like... It was just the tattoo.

I mean, as far as Stassi, she's back here, which is great. Like, I hope she's

happy, and I even reached out to her via email and said, hey, listen, I can't

wait to see you again, you know.

So you're not going to have a relationship with her. You're just going

friends.

Over time, hopefully.

Okay. But right now, I need to build that trust back. And it's going to take

some time. It's not going to happen overnight.

This girl, I broke her heart.

But, I mean, is there anything that's still left over from that?

No. There's nothing there because there's nothing that can be there right

Well, it sounds like there is something there.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Here's to not being at work.

How are you feeling?

It sucks.

I wasn't expecting that, you know?

We all know Lisa has it out for me, and I've learned to take it.

But for James, he's so new, and I just think it's really unfair.

So it's obviously where I make, like, the majority of my money. Like, I'm,

really nervous. You know, I've got my bills to pay. I just moved in to, like,

first place. I've got a brand -new car that I need to pay for.

Sorry.

I don't know if it makes me feel any better. I'm kind of screwed, too.

Literally, I'm like, okay, what's today? What bills are coming out tomorrow? I'm

still paying Tom's bill.

I have his cable. I have his car insurance.

Why isn't Ariana taking care of these things now? It should be her

responsibility now. Well, it should be his responsibility.

Well, I don't care who it is. It shouldn't be yours.

I just don't understand it.

If he wants out of this so badly, why don't you handle it? It's so simple.

I don't want to go to his apartment and walk inside and take them myself because

I don't want those memories.

I know you don't, Kristen, but in order to get rid of these memories, you need

to go there, slam open that door, get the rest of your shit, burn the shit

you don't want, keep the stuff that you do, and you need to do all of this in

one thing. Cut it out. Cut it out of your life.

Text him right now, and then it'll finally be over, and then you won't have

deal with his shit. It's like, how stressful is it for you? Like, stressful

me? Can I please pick up the cable box, please?

I'm coming over this week. I'm done dealing with this.

I feel like I'm over Tom and Kristen's relationship. I'm just waiting for

Kristen to be over Tom and Kristen's relationship.

It was either texting him and putting my foot down or the very strong cocktail I

just had.

Coming up. You go on social media and say bad things about me. Never said bad

things. I maybe retweeted bad things.

Get a warm -up on.

Oh, dude, you won't believe this dream I had yesterday.

I had this dream that James got fired.

Dude, I got to tell you something. What? It wasn't a dream. What?

It wasn't? Dude, how funny was that?

She made the smackdown.

Dude, she called him out. I had a bad feeling as soon as I sat down. At least

you weren't Kristen.

But she deserved it, Kristen. Dude, I know, man. I don't want to act like the

bitter ex -boyfriend when I tell her no.

But, like, I don't want anybody drinking at work.

Yeah. I know I'm not as good at work, but I've been drinking. Yeah. You know,

obviously I'm suspended from work for two weeks.

On vacation.

Exactly.

Being suspended from third definitely hurts the wallet, but I'm using my time

wisely and trying to decryst in my life.

All right, let's go, bro. You got this. Dude, come on, man.

You're gonna make me laugh. All right, yeah. You can't no laughing.

How are you and Katie?

We're good.

How many of you guys having sex?

Dude, I'm in so much sex debt.

Like, there's a fucking stash of rain checks on our bed. It's overflowing.

Dude, I know I said it.

Many times, but I'll just say it again, man. You've been glowing for, like, the

past two months, dude.

You seem like a new man. You and Ariana?

Solid? Oh, yeah, dude. You guys are so good together.

Oh, dude, I'm so happy.

I'm going to be having a shitty day, and all I can do is just look at Ariana.

Dude, I love hearing that. You guys are like bunnies, aren't you? Yeah, we are.

How do you do it?

Do you guys ever stop having sex?

You guys wake up, and you're just like, you clock in.

Start going at it. It's the morning.

God. You know, it's so funny when you don't spend all your time in a

relationship screaming and fighting. You have so much more time for other

things. You and Kristen, I feel like the breakup was inevitable. I feel like it

could have been drawn out for another, like, two to three years.

Dude, I know. Like, I'm just so grateful I'm out of that situation.

She could have, like, tried to, like, get pregnant. She was good at getting

empathy. Like, every time you had reached your limit, she was good at

I should probably work out while I talk, huh? Get on it.

All right. Good stans are cool.

Dude, wait.

Come on.

Come on now.

Max up.

It's okay, okay.

Dude, all right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

All right. I'm done.

I don't need a makeup artist. I need a magician.

Lucia? What are you going to wear then?

That.

Okay, more importantly, what's Jiggy been wearing?

Jiggy's been wearing... What about his white suit with diamonds on it?

Oh, okay.

I've been working on Pump for 14 months, so to be opening the doors tonight, I

am ecstatic.

Ow! Do you have vendetta against me?

I'm tired.

Don't fall asleep.

This could be a time in my life when I start taking drugs.

Pump has been more challenging than any other restaurant we've opened. We've

been craning in trees. I've been running around all over Los Angeles trying to

make this the most beautiful garden in West Hollywood. I really need this to be

a success.

I'm ready.

Are you feeling it?

Wow.

You look amazing.

Do you like it? Oh, my God.

What do you think?

You look amazing.

Do you like it?

You always wish you had a little bit more time, but you can't. Time is of the

essence. So fingers crossed tonight that we've worked all the kinks out and we

are ready to open pubs. Sex machine, are you ready?

Thank you, I'm going.

You put it back on me, give me a break.

What do you think?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Welcome home.

Thank you.

I feel like an idiot. Look at you and look at me.

Why am I in this outfit?

But you're really skinny, so you can wear whatever you want.

That's true.

It's just so weird to be at CERN because nothing changes.

You know when you go to the Natural History Museum and you see, like, the

cavemen in the glass window and they just stay the same, you know, that's

Except instead of a caveman, it's Kristen with a tray of drinks.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

I know. She missed out on the meeting. Sir staff meeting.

What happened? Lisa suspended Tom and Kristen, but she fired James.

We shouldn't have been at the meeting.

Some of us shouldn't have to be here because we're actually just victims.

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Kristen Doty.

That's pretty much what we said. We were like, we need to fire her.

How many times can you get suspended before you're fired? Every May, the

start blooming, the days get longer, and Kristen gets suspended.

Okay, I want to go see this someplace.

I don't have to pay for this, right? I used to work here.

I got you on the way out.

Put it on my tab.

I should try one of these drinks just to make sure you're up to par with the

cocktail making here. Whoa, I'm nervous. My bread and butter is print modeling,

but I lack stability.

This job, I would have a steady schedule, and that'll be good for me,

Katie, good for us.

Party foul.

I'm walking on eggshells all night. Yeah. I think we all are.

Were you going to say how did I like the meeting?

I'm always really, really calm and collected, but I had to say something.

was proud of you, though, because you, like, totally just, like... Annihilated

her? Took the bull by the horns and just, like... Because you could have

around it and at least, you know, diplomatic about it. Look, everything's

evened out at the end.

What is he doing here?

What? I think the normal person, when they get fired from a job, they would

go find a new one.

It would be f***ing insane.

Did he not listen?

I'm gonna find out. Okay.

This is a night of positivity.

It's been a lot of work. Oh, it's amazing.

It feels like you're transported somewhere in Provence or somewhere in

mean, it's got 100 -year -old olive trees. I transformed a car park into,

a garden in Provence. So, yeah, it's got a very special feel. I'm very excited

about it. Sorry.

Ken, what are you doing here?

You're not invited.

What are you doing? Hey, Lisa invited me. You should be working back there.

I'll go back there right now. I just have an issue right now. What's the

James is still working right now. James the buffer?

Yes.

James is fired.

Lisa fired him. I just want to make sure that he was done. When you fire

somebody, that means you're fired.

I just want to make sure it was all clear. In fact, he's not even allowed in

premises anymore. Okay, cool. Make him leave.

I'm going to go take care of it right now. Thanks, buddy. I'll see you later.

Bye, thanks.

Yep.

Thank you.

How are you doing? We just got you out a sample and everything. Oh, look at you.

Are you going to the party or attempting to go to the party? How are you doing?

Lisa doesn't want to show it, but she's a little nervous.

Is everything okay? Kiko, are you okay?

Okay, well, it's a bit crowded out there. We invited 300 people, but those

people were friends with them, so I've been running around like a blue -eyed

fly. I'm absolutely bloody knackered.

How's it going?

It's going swimmingly. Are you behaving yourself?

Yeah, I'm being good.

I'm on my best behavior, I promise.

I'm doing you proud. I'm swimming, I'm happy.

That's for me?

Oh, thank you, that's so sweet. You are such a light in this community.

Oh, thank you. I support you guys.

I can only imagine what Lisa has gone through to open up Pump. And even if we

don't always agree, I still want to show her my full support.

Plus, who could say no to an open bar?

Fancy seeing you here.

I know.

I know we haven't spoken much.

You know why.

Coming up. You've had a problem with me ever since.

Just go. Just go. Just go.

I know we haven't spoken much.

You know why.

I mean, you're the one that cut me off.

I've never stopped talking to you.

No, she hasn't.

This is my problem. You have played this victim role. Like, I did something to

you. I asked you to be a part of my wedding, and you...

been a good friend to you when no one else was there just like you stassi you

have no reason to be mean i'm just saying that you can't act like you've

so hard and then you go and then you go on social media and say bad things about

me never said bad things and maybe retweeted bad things because you don't

to me anymore so why do i care someone tweeted me i don't know why someone

want to be a spoiled bratty snotty bully like stassi

May have hit retweet.

I came to get a drink. I just got off work. I wanted to say hi and be cordial,

but this is pointless.

So, welcome back to LA. I wish you the best.

Hey. Hi.

Come on.

So slow.

Absolutely dead.

Because all of our customers are at the opening.

I wonder how that's going.

Stassi's there.

Stassi was here? She was here. Stassi came in here. She was at Sir.

Why are you so surprised?

I'm surprised that she just... We can't even say hi to each other and see how

things are going.

Why? And I want to make sure she's okay.

You want to make sure she's okay after you f***ed her best friend.

Me personally?

I kind of want to see how she's doing.

All your poor decisions led up to ruining her life.

Ruining her life? Yeah.

Her life is not over. Take some responsibility for your f**k.

You know, what I did was bad, yeah, but she was no angel.

We both hurt each other. I don't understand the grudge and the hostility

hate. I am close to the family. I just want to see how her family is doing.

You're not close to their family, Josh. I am. You were.

The word is you were. Absolutely.

Okay. And you're not now. We're talking about now. We're talking about right

now. Not before what you had. Right now. And right now is you have nothing.

Nothing between the two of you.

She is fine.

Her family is fine. Her dog is fine. Everything is fine.

You move on and she won't be saying hi to you. No more hi's.

Okay.

All right.

Can I talk to you for a second outside?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

So, I don't know if it was made clear to you, but Lisa let you go today. So, I

don't know why you're still here.

Well, you know, I took upon myself to call Natalie.

And, you know, I care about my job.

So, I came in and worked.

Lisa let you go, so that's it.

So, you want me to leave right now?

Yes. Okay.

All right.

You okay?

Mm -hmm.

Bye. You're leaving?

I got fired.

Really? Yeah.

What?

To be honest, I'm gonna have to... Listen, like, you've had a problem with

ever since... Kristen and I started dating.

No, no, James, no.

Are you serious right now? We've had a problem since the beginning.

No, we haven't. You used to train with me. Yeah, I know. So then why did you

just say that?

I said, you've had a problem with me ever since I started dating Kristen

you're on top side and you're his boy. I get that. But that doesn't mean you

have to be on my ass when I've been working my ass off. You know I work my

off. You know everybody else has stolen far more than a glass of sangria from

Lisa. I haven't even stolen a... I'm glass and sangria. No, you haven't

the glass and sangria.

You haven't stolen the glass and sangria.

You've stolen pictures.

No, I haven't. Just go. I apologize.

Just go.

It's like, dude, come on.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work.

It's one thing getting mad at me for having a bit of a drink at work, but

they're also getting mad at me about a fight that I didn't even start.

You know, I just feel like it's all bullshit.

None of it's fair.

Want a drink?

Yeah. I'm going to miss making a margarita and the guy who ordered it

No. I think that's going to be his dinner. Yeah. No. No? No. I want one of

those, uh.

Just have a margarita. What do you want? Okay, fine. Well, no, I wanted one of

those. Pumpkinis.

Pumpkinis. Pump signature drink.

Uh, it's two -part standard pump vodka, one part Havlon, a little simple syrup,

and I don't remember.

We don't have any raspberries.

I'm out of my element right now. I'm not used to working in my defense.

I get that.

I couldn't do a pumptini. I need berries. It's like a pomegranate

But how was your first night?

Oh, my God.

What did I get myself into? I don't know if I'm cut out for this whole work

thing. You know what I'm saying?

You're not. I got spoiled.

Four years of not working.

I'm like, I'm sweating.

I don't sweat.

My kind of bartending, you just make your drink, you collect your tip, you

schmooze. But at Pump, there's like 20 different drinks, managers, and it's

terrifying. I thought you were with Sheena talking. What happened?

She sucks.

She sucks. You know what I said to her? You tweet terrible things about me,

Sheena. Why would I want to be friends with you? She goes, I only retweet

things. She said that? She said I only retweet things.

I've tried to be civil with her. I mean, I even helped plan her engagement.

Oh my God, he's doing it.

Awesome. Will you marry me? Of course I will.

You're engaged, motherfucker!

But we are so far away from being in that place.

Let's be friends. You only retweet the bad things.

That's insane.

Give me a kiss.

Hey, give me a kiss.

You sexy man.

Boy. Oh, that's okay. I think we did it.

He did it very well.

It was fun. It was a great night.

I loved it. When I look at Pump, I'm just really proud of it. It's been so

work and it's been such a challenge.

And when I see people come in and they're embracing it and really enjoying

it just makes everything I've worked for worthwhile.

Cheers, darling.

Hi, Luca.

What are you doing here?

Ready to rock and roll?

Can I offer you a shot of whiskey, perhaps?

You're the best trainer ever.

I mean, we like to have fun around here.

I decided to start taking Muay Thai with a good friend of mine, Trevor.

What you been up to?

Getting in bar fights, getting suspended from work. Suspended from work.

Anything related to this bar fight, perhaps?

Oh, she just hates me and my boss, so it could have been that. And then it was

like, oh, could you drink at work? Well, if you worked at Surrey, you'd have to

drink to get through it, too. All right, first we're going to do a little bit of

technique. Very nice.

Exactly. One, two, hook, rock, kick.

It very well could have been, like, Sandoval's headshot right there.

Maybe Ariana.

One, two, hook, rock, knee.

Good. Kick.

Got some power in those legs. We ain't going to be throwing punches next time

the bar. We're going to be throwing chips.

A little review on how to swing the bat.

Ew, no!

Embarrassing.

It's okay.

Here, come outside.

Come outside.

Well, back to the minors.

I played baseball up until sixth grade.

I wasn't that great at it.

Nothing's really changed.

Like, I suck.

Did you have fun?

Mm -hmm.

Except it's hot as balls outside. It's hotter than balls.

Yeah. Balls are not that hot.

They're not.

They really don't go above body temperature.

Yeah. Or at least...

A little bit above body temperature. Six to ten degrees above that. Yeah.

Kristen's been hounding me about this insurance thing. I think it's going to

come by. About the insurance, about the cable box. We already went and took care

of the cable stuff. Okay, that's what I don't understand. If you went and took

care of the cable stuff, what is there left to do?

She started the cable service on her name. But what I did was I switched all

equipment over to my bank account.

The only thing is that it's still under her name and her social security number.

Okay, that's the dumbest thing you could have possibly done.

What? I'm sure she's going to come over and demand that back.

Well, you know, if there's any possible way for her to fuck your shit up, she's

going to do it. She's going to cash that in.

Exactly. So you really can't allow these things to be possibilities.

Kristen is like human spam.

I unsubscribe from you, and then I get an email saying that I unsubscribe, and

it's like, bitch, I unsubscribe, so I wouldn't have to keep getting emails

you. Just like every time I'd be like, I bet she did this, you'd be like, no,

she wouldn't go that far.

No, she wouldn't do that. And then what's the next thing she does?

Exactly that thing.

It's my fault.

Yeah, it is.

Kristen's both long walks on the beach, drinking at work, and torturing the...

Out of Tom.

Certainly enjoys that towards me. Is she going to start interviewing, like, my

high school girlfriend?

Yeah. I mean, think of all the effort that she went through, the thought,

She's really thoughtful.

In, like, a I'll wear your skin for clothing kind of way.

Thank you.

Schwartz, you haven't seen it yet.

Oh. I like it.

Spiral staircase?

I know.

Everything's so new and fancy.

I am done couch surfing.

Thank you, Katie and Schwartz, for letting me stay with you. But it's over.

I have my own place.

Bloody Mary?

Yeah. Yes!

Okay, I need to see if I have cups.

I think I have, like, mugs.

What is this?

It's a zombie mug.

This works.

Broken Christmas mug.

That works.

One from the Ivy.

Oh, my God.

God, it's so nice to have you serve me. I'm going to go to pump three times a

week with the sole purpose of making you feel like shit. You're going to make me

muddle drinks, aren't you? I want mojitos. I hate you.

Cheers to my new apartment. I like the glass right here.

I want to see the plate.

Can I get the grand tour?

It doesn't really happen very often where people just get rid of everything

they had and start over completely.

It feels like step by step I'm building a life for myself.

So this is going to be the bedroom. So that is where I will be having sex with

my boyfriend. Something you don't know about.

What? Sex. How do you make sex?

We're having sex when we get home. All right. This is going to be Patrick's

studio or nursery.

Whatever.

I'm so excited to show Patrick all of the space he gets to have now. He's

spending less money in L .A., and he's going to have a place five times the

of what we were living in.

I'm going to give him this closet and this bathroom.

It's more boy -appropriate. He gets a bathroom and you get a bathroom?

Yes. Really?

I feel like my old place in L .A. was like my childhood home.

You are a million times more important than a bottle of vodka.

A million.

I know that. And this place is like my adult home.

Seriously, I think of like all my old apartments and I think of nothing but

loneliness and sadness and depression.

Jazz got a f***ing girl pregnant two months ago.

It feels really nice to have a new apartment with no old associations.

I feel like reborn.

Cheers to a fresh start. Yeah.

Healthy lifestyle.

Healthy friends.

It looks good on you. Yeah, it does. You wear the place well.

Thank you. I thought you meant happiness, but I'll take the apartment.

What?

Can't stand some people here, man.

They're like too touchy -feely, you know what I mean?

What are you up to?

Oh, hey.

Whoa!

What's going on? How much has pumped?

I know from experience it's going to take a couple of weeks to sort it out,

know. The right hand doesn't know what the left hand's doing. Just like here,

really, it's only taken ten years.

I think it'll take a little longer than that.

We will get it right.

Hi, Lisa.

How are you?

What are you doing here? I just wanted to see if I could talk to you for a

second. I think you should let me know if you want to talk to me.

I'm sorry.

What do you want to talk to me about? Do you want Peter to sit in or not? No,

I'd rather it be private, just me and you.

However, I respect you both. You know, I wrote you a letter.

You know, I would just really appreciate it if you just sat down with me for two

minutes, please, Lisa. What, a love letter?

No, it's not a love letter. Is there anything Peter can't hear?

Um, no, it's not that. It's just, it's a letter I wrote to you, specifically.

Okay.

Thank you, Lisa. Let's sit down, two minutes. Thank you.

Good luck.

In England, it's a normal thing when someone's sorry you write somebody a

letter, you know? I'd be surprised if Jax or Tom ever picked a pen up in their

life. When you came to work here, I really did you a favor because I met

mother once.

James has been saying I'm really a busboy, but I'm also really here as a

friend of Kenna Lisa's. In actual fact, I've met his mother once.

We're not close friends.

A lot of things have come to my attention I'm not happy with.

It's been accumulative, and you've changed, and maybe now this is why I'm

calling you on it. So this is the letter I wrote to you.

Dear Lisa, I'd like to personally apologize for the incident that occurred

Mixology. My behavior was unacceptable, and I want you to know that this is not

the person that I am.

I deeply regret what happened.

My job here, it means so much to me. I do understand that having a drink while

at work and not asking permission beforehand is completely unacceptable.

I want you to be assured that I will change my actions around here.

I really, like, hope you can accept my apology and just maybe put me, even on a

trial period, just to see, like, I am truly, like, the person that you did

James normally has this very arrogant air about him. However, that's not the

James that's sitting in front of me now.

James is looking like, you know, the wounded puppy.

Why does it mean so much to you? I honestly couldn't imagine working at any

other restaurant. But you can get a job anywhere else.

I know, but, you know, I've gained relationships with people here as much

know. But do you think maybe that's the problem?

No.

The relationship with certain somebody, maybe that's not ideal here. Maybe you

shouldn't be working the same shifts as that. Well, you can start with that if

that would make, you know, everybody more comfortable.

There are so many reservations about hiring James again, the company that he

keeps. He's not been totally honest.

But I think a letter shows that you've sat down and really taken the time to

think about it. Okay, give me that letter.

Get out of here, and I'm going to think about it.

It's nice to do my own thing in here, you know?

Well, you've got good ideas.

I appreciate that.

Kristen just texted me. She's going to stop by here in a second.

All right.

You know, after she laid hands on you and Schwartz, I'm not going to be

comfortable in any kind of situation around her.

I'll let you get the door. Here we go.

Hi.

Should I come in or do you just want to talk about it outside?

No, that's fine. Come on in.

I'm over Tom as long as I don't have to think about Tom.

But we still have all these little things.

I need closure so I can move on with my life.

I don't want my head cut.

Your insurance stuff should be right there. And then... Cable. I mean, I

know.

I have to return the equipment. You have to get your own. It's the only way to,

like, break the ties.

I know. I just had stuff on the DVR that I really wanted to keep.

But then we're just going to be tied.

All right.

I just think it's healthier for both of us to just...

Seeing Ariana sitting

there is literally, like, the worst nightmare I have ever had.

I've never even seen Ariana in our apartment, let alone taking my place and

taking over my old life.

Tom, I just want this shit to be over.

Like, you don't have to like me. You don't have to like him. Like, we don't

have to fucking be friends.

It's just too much.

I mean, I have moved on.

Coming up. It took me a little bit longer to get over this than it did you.

you want to cut ties, then cut ties.

Tom, I just want this shit to be over.

Kristen, I have moved on. I mean, I know that.

And you still, you go out of your way to involve yourself in my life. I go back

and forth with feeling bad for Kristen and for just despising her.

I don't feel like she is in a happy place in her life, but, I mean, I have

move on and just focus on being happy with Ariana.

People change when they're happy, as well as I'm sure you have. You don't

happy right now.

I mean, in this current moment, standing in my old apartment with you, it's kind

of awkward.

Awkward is different than sad.

It makes me upset to be in here. I would prefer not to.

I don't want anyone... I don't either, Kristen. ...hateful between anyone.

Please just don't be hateful, because it's really hard. I'm not going to be,

Kristen. I don't feel like I have been.

It's really been in reciprocation to your initial actions, Kristen.

Please take responsibility for that. Like, really.

Arianna, I don't hate you.

I spent three years being jealous and so insecure over something that ended up

being true. It wasn't true. You cheated on me with you. If you want to cut ties,

then cut ties.

Kristen is not even together with me and still obsessing.

Kristen really just needs to get a f***ing life and a hobby.

So I'm sorry it took me a little bit longer to get over this than it did you.

That's fine, Kristen.

Yeah, I'm not... Go.

Is that right, Paige?

Yeah, I think so.

I thought coming to Tom's apartment would bring me some closure, but I'm

going to love Tom. I mean, I'll probably be married with children one day and

still think about him.

I feel bad that she's sad, but... You haven't seen her crying long enough? It

doesn't annoy you anymore?

I feel bad that she can't be as happy as we are.

Next time on Vanderpump

Rules... Your buddy Tom Schwartz will walk out in the middle of the show.

I'm going to ring up his neck. Don't say it. Don't say it.

You couldn't even come into one ship.

So we have this OK Magazine party. The whole Looney Tunes gang is going to be

there. Minus Travis.

So then I'll go.

Don't you want to know why Jax isn't coming?

Jax had a news job.

Ready? Right here, huh? Yeah.

I don't want to wake up for a good two days.

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