All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E03

Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

Ken, come see my box.

We've decided to open a third restaurant
because I'm always looking for the next

challenge. Put them on there.

Pump has been an incredibly difficult
project. It's going to be big. From your

mouth to God's ears. I'm jealous.

I can't be with somebody here when I'm
thinking about you. It's just not fair.

Honestly, it's just really not as easy
as it looks. I don't want to hold you

back. You deserve better.

I don't want to see you again.

Why? Because I don't like you.

Kristen told me that Tom and some girl
in Miami had hooked up. She's not doing

this to try and get Tom back. No, she's
doing it because she's obsessed with

hating me.

I want Tom to be happy, but I don't want
him to be happy with her.

After the way my last three parties have
went, I'm seriously considering having

a dry wedding.

There was a bar and brawl. That's a
fiasco as far as I'm concerned.

I'm really busy, but I'm also really
pissed off.

Something's going to change.

It really is.

Tom, you're suspended.

Christian, you're suspended.

James, right now, you don't work for me.

We're done. Get out of here, and you're
lucky I didn't fire you all. We're done.

Okay, guys, go. Come on, get out of here
now.

Tom, I'm really disappointed with you. I
know.

You're letting yourself down. I know, I
know.

I am ashamed of the way I acted, so I
feel like I should be punished, just out

of guilt.

Go on, get out of here. Good luck.

So am I helping with the openings? I was
told to get my shift covered, it's

there to help here.

You're in the back of the kitchen,
making sure everything comes out

okay? I just can't think about my
sister.

BF for one more second. I've got to open
pump tomorrow. The clock is ticking.

That was bullshit.

That was bullshit.

He hates me. He's hiding.

He's hiding. He put his hands on me
first.

He talks shit about my car first.

He's obviously jealous. I know he did.
He's got fucking issues.

This is bullshit.

It's all stemming from a fight that Tom
started. I just wish he would get out of

my life.

She's angry at everyone.

No, I understand. If I were you, I would
have a private conversation with her

when there's not a million people
chiming in with bullshit that they don't

know about.

Everyone else does too. If I'm the only
one that's getting a minute while

everyone else sits around and goes, no,
I don't. But we still shouldn't be doing

that.

You're right. You're right. You're
right. I'll apologize to her. Yeah, I'd

to write her a note too. So we'll
appreciate you writing her a note.

I can say, mate. Right.

Hey, gorgeous.

How you doing, sweetie?

Oh, I missed you.

Oh, I miss you too, sweetie. How long
have you been here? You've already had a

cocktail? This was here when I sat down.
It wasn't mine.

Oh, my God. I have to catch up.

Hello, guys.

Hi. Welcome to Lux. Hi.

How may I help you? Can I have a spicy
Bloody Mary?

Spicy Bloody Mary. Got it. And a Kettle
One tonic and lime, please. Sure.

It feels so weird to be on your day of
drive. I feel like I'm a pretty woman.

A prostitute in Beverly Hills? No.

No.

You have to come over and see my
apartment.

Yeah, I'd love to see your apartment.

Moving is so hard, and now I've done it
twice in six months.

I got to see your dream.

Thank you.

Cheers, sweetheart.

Cheers.

Does it feel good to be back?

It does. Like, in New York, everybody's
just like, go, go, go, go, go, always

doing something.

And people are like, what do you do all
day? I'm like, I watch Food Network.

And they're like, yeah, but...

What do you do?

I'm like, I walk around.

Like, I don't always need to be doing
something.

Right. In New York, I learned how to
cook a bit, put on some love pounds, and

explored the city.

Honestly, I felt so, like, healthy and
centered over the last six months. And

now that I'm having to deal with people
like Sheena, I feel like it's, like,

getting me, like...

worked up all over again. If you're not
working there, why do you have to deal

with her? Because sometimes I'm at the
same place that I am.

Like, when I'm going to the pump
opening, I'm going to go stop my sir,

Like, I feel like I'm on edge. You know
what I mean? And I hate that.

Sheena does nothing but talk sh... On
Twitter about me and just, like, go off

and say terrible things about me. I'm
like, I don't even acknowledge your

existence, so why?

Like, I've lived across the country for
half of a year. I don't bother you. I

don't tweet you. I have Sheena
constantly showing up on my Twitter feed

that I'm a terrible person or, you know,
just really negative things.

I'm like, I'm not even around you. Leave
me alone.

I just want a fresh start.

Oh, but I know you miss Jack.

Gross.

So has Jack finally left you alone? Is
he now moving on to... Oh, I don't talk

about him. Oh, we don't even talk about
him. I don't want to talk about him.

He can suck a dick. You got rid of a
tick with that one.

Yes. I should have bought you, like, a
heart collar to keep the dick away.

That's really funny.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome back.

How are you? Good. I'm excited to hear
how you're doing.

Yeah. I don't know how much I'm excited
to tell you.

Lots happened.

Okay. A lot has gone down. A lot of
good, bad.

Yeah, kind of a little bit of
everything.

I met a girl, Tiffany.

She lives in Las Vegas. I love her a
lot. She's great. I do love you. I don't

plan on dating anybody else. I don't
want to date anybody else. At this time,

like, you're the only thing that's on my
mind. Then there's also another girl.

Her name is Carmen.

Great girl.

A lot younger.

23. So then I was talking to Tiffany
back a lot.

So as I was dating Carmen, then one day
I said to Carmen, I just can't do this

anymore. Like, I just, I don't think I'm
being fair to you.

It's not about you. It's never about who
you hurt. You just look out for number

one, which is you.

But I even did something silly and put
Carmen's name on my arm. I got a tattoo

of her name on my arm. Carmen? Yeah.

Wait, are you serious? I know. Are you
joking? I'm serious.

Totally serious.

What happens to you?

I mean, I'm actually very curious.

No,

no, no. I'm not judging you at all. I
just do things and I don't think about

them sometimes. No, where do you go?

Like, you, like, leave your body? Like,
what happened?

Well, I was just trying to, at the time,
just, like, I don't know what I was

thinking. So what was it, really?

Like, you know what? It made her happy
and it made her smile. And, again, I'm a

people pleaser. I can't say no. Because
then I feel like people are going to not

like me.

So that's been your default.

Everyone has their defense mechanisms,
whatever they may be. Sometimes they're,

like, lying with their defense mechanism
for a long time.

Codependency is your number one defense
mechanism.

Know that that is... a terrible place
for you to go.

Like, the tattooing on your arm was two
separate times.

It's like getting the tattoo of Stassi
did nothing. I mean, it didn't prove

anything. It's like... It was just the
tattoo.

I mean, as far as Stassi, she's back
here, which is great. Like, I hope she's

happy, and I even reached out to her via
email and said, hey, listen, I can't

wait to see you again, you know.

So you're not going to have a
relationship with her. You're just going

friends.

Over time, hopefully.

Okay. But right now, I need to build
that trust back. And it's going to take

some time. It's not going to happen
overnight.

This girl, I broke her heart.

But, I mean, is there anything that's
still left over from that?

No. There's nothing there because
there's nothing that can be there right

Well, it sounds like there is something
there.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Here's to not being at work.

How are you feeling?

It sucks.

I wasn't expecting that, you know?

We all know Lisa has it out for me, and
I've learned to take it.

But for James, he's so new, and I just
think it's really unfair.

So it's obviously where I make, like,
the majority of my money. Like, I'm,

really nervous. You know, I've got my
bills to pay. I just moved in to, like,

first place. I've got a brand -new car
that I need to pay for.

Sorry.

I don't know if it makes me feel any
better. I'm kind of screwed, too.

Literally, I'm like, okay, what's today?
What bills are coming out tomorrow? I'm

still paying Tom's bill.

I have his cable. I have his car
insurance.

Why isn't Ariana taking care of these
things now? It should be her

responsibility now. Well, it should be
his responsibility.

Well, I don't care who it is. It
shouldn't be yours.

I just don't understand it.

If he wants out of this so badly, why
don't you handle it? It's so simple.

I don't want to go to his apartment and
walk inside and take them myself because

I don't want those memories.

I know you don't, Kristen, but in order
to get rid of these memories, you need

to go there, slam open that door, get
the rest of your shit, burn the shit

you don't want, keep the stuff that you
do, and you need to do all of this in

one thing. Cut it out. Cut it out of
your life.

Text him right now, and then it'll
finally be over, and then you won't have

deal with his shit. It's like, how
stressful is it for you? Like, stressful

me? Can I please pick up the cable box,
please?

I'm coming over this week. I'm done
dealing with this.

I feel like I'm over Tom and Kristen's
relationship. I'm just waiting for

Kristen to be over Tom and Kristen's
relationship.

It was either texting him and putting my
foot down or the very strong cocktail I

just had.

Coming up. You go on social media and
say bad things about me. Never said bad

things. I maybe retweeted bad things.

Get a warm -up on.

Oh, dude, you won't believe this dream I
had yesterday.

I had this dream that James got fired.

Dude, I got to tell you something. What?
It wasn't a dream. What?

It wasn't? Dude, how funny was that?

She made the smackdown.

Dude, she called him out. I had a bad
feeling as soon as I sat down. At least

you weren't Kristen.

But she deserved it, Kristen. Dude, I
know, man. I don't want to act like the

bitter ex -boyfriend when I tell her no.

But, like, I don't want anybody drinking
at work.

Yeah. I know I'm not as good at work,
but I've been drinking. Yeah. You know,

obviously I'm suspended from work for
two weeks.

On vacation.

Exactly.

Being suspended from third definitely
hurts the wallet, but I'm using my time

wisely and trying to decryst in my life.

All right, let's go, bro. You got this.
Dude, come on, man.

You're gonna make me laugh. All right,
yeah. You can't no laughing.

How are you and Katie?

We're good.

How many of you guys having sex?

Dude, I'm in so much sex debt.

Like, there's a fucking stash of rain
checks on our bed. It's overflowing.

Dude, I know I said it.

Many times, but I'll just say it again,
man. You've been glowing for, like, the

past two months, dude.

You seem like a new man. You and Ariana?

Solid? Oh, yeah, dude. You guys are so
good together.

Oh, dude, I'm so happy.

I'm going to be having a shitty day, and
all I can do is just look at Ariana.

Dude, I love hearing that. You guys are
like bunnies, aren't you? Yeah, we are.

How do you do it?

Do you guys ever stop having sex?

You guys wake up, and you're just like,
you clock in.

Start going at it. It's the morning.

God. You know, it's so funny when you
don't spend all your time in a

relationship screaming and fighting. You
have so much more time for other

things. You and Kristen, I feel like the
breakup was inevitable. I feel like it

could have been drawn out for another,
like, two to three years.

Dude, I know. Like, I'm just so grateful
I'm out of that situation.

She could have, like, tried to, like,
get pregnant. She was good at getting

empathy. Like, every time you had
reached your limit, she was good at

I should probably work out while I talk,
huh? Get on it.

All right. Good stans are cool.

Dude, wait.

Come on.

Come on now.

Max up.

It's okay, okay.

Dude, all right. Let's get the fuck out
of here.

All right. I'm done.

I don't need a makeup artist. I need a
magician.

Lucia? What are you going to wear then?

That.

Okay, more importantly, what's Jiggy
been wearing?

Jiggy's been wearing... What about his
white suit with diamonds on it?

Oh, okay.

I've been working on Pump for 14 months,
so to be opening the doors tonight, I

am ecstatic.

Ow! Do you have vendetta against me?

I'm tired.

Don't fall asleep.

This could be a time in my life when I
start taking drugs.

Pump has been more challenging than any
other restaurant we've opened. We've

been craning in trees. I've been running
around all over Los Angeles trying to

make this the most beautiful garden in
West Hollywood. I really need this to be

a success.

I'm ready.

Are you feeling it?

Wow.

You look amazing.

Do you like it? Oh, my God.

What do you think?

You look amazing.

Do you like it?

You always wish you had a little bit
more time, but you can't. Time is of the

essence. So fingers crossed tonight that
we've worked all the kinks out and we

are ready to open pubs. Sex machine, are
you ready?

Thank you, I'm going.

You put it back on me, give me a break.

What do you think?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Welcome home.

Thank you.

I feel like an idiot. Look at you and
look at me.

Why am I in this outfit?

But you're really skinny, so you can
wear whatever you want.

That's true.

It's just so weird to be at CERN because
nothing changes.

You know when you go to the Natural
History Museum and you see, like, the

cavemen in the glass window and they
just stay the same, you know, that's

Except instead of a caveman, it's
Kristen with a tray of drinks.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

I know. She missed out on the meeting.
Sir staff meeting.

What happened? Lisa suspended Tom and
Kristen, but she fired James.

We shouldn't have been at the meeting.

Some of us shouldn't have to be here
because we're actually just victims.

Raise your hand if you've been
personally victimized by Kristen Doty.

That's pretty much what we said. We were
like, we need to fire her.

How many times can you get suspended
before you're fired? Every May, the

start blooming, the days get longer, and
Kristen gets suspended.

Okay, I want to go see this someplace.

I don't have to pay for this, right? I
used to work here.

I got you on the way out.

Put it on my tab.

I should try one of these drinks just to
make sure you're up to par with the

cocktail making here. Whoa, I'm nervous.
My bread and butter is print modeling,

but I lack stability.

This job, I would have a steady
schedule, and that'll be good for me,

Katie, good for us.

Party foul.

I'm walking on eggshells all night.
Yeah. I think we all are.

Were you going to say how did I like the
meeting?

I'm always really, really calm and
collected, but I had to say something.

was proud of you, though, because you,
like, totally just, like... Annihilated

her? Took the bull by the horns and
just, like... Because you could have

around it and at least, you know,
diplomatic about it. Look, everything's

evened out at the end.

What is he doing here?

What? I think the normal person, when
they get fired from a job, they would

go find a new one.

It would be f***ing insane.

Did he not listen?

I'm gonna find out. Okay.

This is a night of positivity.

It's been a lot of work. Oh, it's
amazing.

It feels like you're transported
somewhere in Provence or somewhere in

mean, it's got 100 -year -old olive
trees. I transformed a car park into,

a garden in Provence. So, yeah, it's got
a very special feel. I'm very excited

about it. Sorry.

Ken, what are you doing here?

You're not invited.

What are you doing? Hey, Lisa invited
me. You should be working back there.

I'll go back there right now. I just
have an issue right now. What's the

James is still working right now. James
the buffer?

Yes.

James is fired.

Lisa fired him. I just want to make sure
that he was done. When you fire

somebody, that means you're fired.

I just want to make sure it was all
clear. In fact, he's not even allowed in

premises anymore. Okay, cool. Make him
leave.

I'm going to go take care of it right
now. Thanks, buddy. I'll see you later.

Bye, thanks.

Yep.

Thank you.

How are you doing? We just got you out a
sample and everything. Oh, look at you.

Are you going to the party or attempting
to go to the party? How are you doing?

Lisa doesn't want to show it, but she's
a little nervous.

Is everything okay? Kiko, are you okay?

Okay, well, it's a bit crowded out
there. We invited 300 people, but those

people were friends with them, so I've
been running around like a blue -eyed

fly. I'm absolutely bloody knackered.

How's it going?

It's going swimmingly. Are you behaving
yourself?

Yeah, I'm being good.

I'm on my best behavior, I promise.

I'm doing you proud. I'm swimming, I'm
happy.

That's for me?

Oh, thank you, that's so sweet. You are
such a light in this community.

Oh, thank you. I support you guys.

I can only imagine what Lisa has gone
through to open up Pump. And even if we

don't always agree, I still want to show
her my full support.

Plus, who could say no to an open bar?

Fancy seeing you here.

I know.

I know we haven't spoken much.

You know why.

Coming up. You've had a problem with me
ever since.

Just go. Just go. Just go.

I know we haven't spoken much.

You know why.

I mean, you're the one that cut me off.

I've never stopped talking to you.

No, she hasn't.

This is my problem. You have played this
victim role. Like, I did something to

you. I asked you to be a part of my
wedding, and you...

been a good friend to you when no one
else was there just like you stassi you

have no reason to be mean i'm just
saying that you can't act like you've

so hard and then you go and then you go
on social media and say bad things about

me never said bad things and maybe
retweeted bad things because you don't

to me anymore so why do i care someone
tweeted me i don't know why someone

want to be a spoiled bratty snotty bully
like stassi

May have hit retweet.

I came to get a drink. I just got off
work. I wanted to say hi and be cordial,

but this is pointless.

So, welcome back to LA. I wish you the
best.

Hey. Hi.

Come on.

So slow.

Absolutely dead.

Because all of our customers are at the
opening.

I wonder how that's going.

Stassi's there.

Stassi was here? She was here. Stassi
came in here. She was at Sir.

Why are you so surprised?

I'm surprised that she just... We can't
even say hi to each other and see how

things are going.

Why? And I want to make sure she's okay.

You want to make sure she's okay after
you f***ed her best friend.

Me personally?

I kind of want to see how she's doing.

All your poor decisions led up to
ruining her life.

Ruining her life? Yeah.

Her life is not over. Take some
responsibility for your f**k.

You know, what I did was bad, yeah, but
she was no angel.

We both hurt each other. I don't
understand the grudge and the hostility

hate. I am close to the family. I just
want to see how her family is doing.

You're not close to their family, Josh.
I am. You were.

The word is you were. Absolutely.

Okay. And you're not now. We're talking
about now. We're talking about right

now. Not before what you had. Right now.
And right now is you have nothing.

Nothing between the two of you.

She is fine.

Her family is fine. Her dog is fine.
Everything is fine.

You move on and she won't be saying hi
to you. No more hi's.

Okay.

All right.

Can I talk to you for a second outside?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

So, I don't know if it was made clear to
you, but Lisa let you go today. So, I

don't know why you're still here.

Well, you know, I took upon myself to
call Natalie.

And, you know, I care about my job.

So, I came in and worked.

Lisa let you go, so that's it.

So, you want me to leave right now?

Yes. Okay.

All right.

You okay?

Mm -hmm.

Bye. You're leaving?

I got fired.

Really? Yeah.

What?

To be honest, I'm gonna have to...
Listen, like, you've had a problem with

ever since... Kristen and I started
dating.

No, no, James, no.

Are you serious right now? We've had a
problem since the beginning.

No, we haven't. You used to train with
me. Yeah, I know. So then why did you

just say that?

I said, you've had a problem with me
ever since I started dating Kristen

you're on top side and you're his boy. I
get that. But that doesn't mean you

have to be on my ass when I've been
working my ass off. You know I work my

off. You know everybody else has stolen
far more than a glass of sangria from

Lisa. I haven't even stolen a... I'm
glass and sangria. No, you haven't

the glass and sangria.

You haven't stolen the glass and
sangria.

You've stolen pictures.

No, I haven't. Just go. I apologize.

Just go.

It's like, dude, come on.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work.

It's one thing getting mad at me for
having a bit of a drink at work, but

they're also getting mad at me about a
fight that I didn't even start.

You know, I just feel like it's all
bullshit.

None of it's fair.

Want a drink?

Yeah. I'm going to miss making a
margarita and the guy who ordered it

No. I think that's going to be his
dinner. Yeah. No. No? No. I want one of

those, uh.

Just have a margarita. What do you want?
Okay, fine. Well, no, I wanted one of

those. Pumpkinis.

Pumpkinis. Pump signature drink.

Uh, it's two -part standard pump vodka,
one part Havlon, a little simple syrup,

and I don't remember.

We don't have any raspberries.

I'm out of my element right now. I'm not
used to working in my defense.

I get that.

I couldn't do a pumptini. I need
berries. It's like a pomegranate

But how was your first night?

Oh, my God.

What did I get myself into? I don't know
if I'm cut out for this whole work

thing. You know what I'm saying?

You're not. I got spoiled.

Four years of not working.

I'm like, I'm sweating.

I don't sweat.

My kind of bartending, you just make
your drink, you collect your tip, you

schmooze. But at Pump, there's like 20
different drinks, managers, and it's

terrifying. I thought you were with
Sheena talking. What happened?

She sucks.

She sucks. You know what I said to her?
You tweet terrible things about me,

Sheena. Why would I want to be friends
with you? She goes, I only retweet

things. She said that? She said I only
retweet things.

I've tried to be civil with her. I mean,
I even helped plan her engagement.

Oh my God, he's doing it.

Awesome. Will you marry me? Of course I
will.

You're engaged, motherfucker!

But we are so far away from being in
that place.

Let's be friends. You only retweet the
bad things.

That's insane.

Give me a kiss.

Hey, give me a kiss.

You sexy man.

Boy. Oh, that's okay. I think we did it.

He did it very well.

It was fun. It was a great night.

I loved it. When I look at Pump, I'm
just really proud of it. It's been so

work and it's been such a challenge.

And when I see people come in and
they're embracing it and really enjoying

it just makes everything I've worked for
worthwhile.

Cheers, darling.

Hi, Luca.

What are you doing here?

Ready to rock and roll?

Can I offer you a shot of whiskey,
perhaps?

You're the best trainer ever.

I mean, we like to have fun around here.

I decided to start taking Muay Thai with
a good friend of mine, Trevor.

What you been up to?

Getting in bar fights, getting suspended
from work. Suspended from work.

Anything related to this bar fight,
perhaps?

Oh, she just hates me and my boss, so it
could have been that. And then it was

like, oh, could you drink at work? Well,
if you worked at Surrey, you'd have to

drink to get through it, too. All right,
first we're going to do a little bit of

technique. Very nice.

Exactly. One, two, hook, rock, kick.

It very well could have been, like,
Sandoval's headshot right there.

Maybe Ariana.

One, two, hook, rock, knee.

Good. Kick.

Got some power in those legs. We ain't
going to be throwing punches next time

the bar. We're going to be throwing
chips.

A little review on how to swing the bat.

Ew, no!

Embarrassing.

It's okay.

Here, come outside.

Come outside.

Well, back to the minors.

I played baseball up until sixth grade.

I wasn't that great at it.

Nothing's really changed.

Like, I suck.

Did you have fun?

Mm -hmm.

Except it's hot as balls outside. It's
hotter than balls.

Yeah. Balls are not that hot.

They're not.

They really don't go above body
temperature.

Yeah. Or at least...

A little bit above body temperature. Six
to ten degrees above that. Yeah.

Kristen's been hounding me about this
insurance thing. I think it's going to

come by. About the insurance, about the
cable box. We already went and took care

of the cable stuff. Okay, that's what I
don't understand. If you went and took

care of the cable stuff, what is there
left to do?

She started the cable service on her
name. But what I did was I switched all

equipment over to my bank account.

The only thing is that it's still under
her name and her social security number.

Okay, that's the dumbest thing you could
have possibly done.

What? I'm sure she's going to come over
and demand that back.

Well, you know, if there's any possible
way for her to fuck your shit up, she's

going to do it. She's going to cash that
in.

Exactly. So you really can't allow these
things to be possibilities.

Kristen is like human spam.

I unsubscribe from you, and then I get
an email saying that I unsubscribe, and

it's like, bitch, I unsubscribe, so I
wouldn't have to keep getting emails

you. Just like every time I'd be like, I
bet she did this, you'd be like, no,

she wouldn't go that far.

No, she wouldn't do that. And then
what's the next thing she does?

Exactly that thing.

It's my fault.

Yeah, it is.

Kristen's both long walks on the beach,
drinking at work, and torturing the...

Out of Tom.

Certainly enjoys that towards me. Is she
going to start interviewing, like, my

high school girlfriend?

Yeah. I mean, think of all the effort
that she went through, the thought,

She's really thoughtful.

In, like, a I'll wear your skin for
clothing kind of way.

Thank you.

Schwartz, you haven't seen it yet.

Oh. I like it.

Spiral staircase?

I know.

Everything's so new and fancy.

I am done couch surfing.

Thank you, Katie and Schwartz, for
letting me stay with you. But it's over.

I have my own place.

Bloody Mary?

Yeah. Yes!

Okay, I need to see if I have cups.

I think I have, like, mugs.

What is this?

It's a zombie mug.

This works.

Broken Christmas mug.

That works.

One from the Ivy.

Oh, my God.

God, it's so nice to have you serve me.
I'm going to go to pump three times a

week with the sole purpose of making you
feel like shit. You're going to make me

muddle drinks, aren't you? I want
mojitos. I hate you.

Cheers to my new apartment. I like the
glass right here.

I want to see the plate.

Can I get the grand tour?

It doesn't really happen very often
where people just get rid of everything

they had and start over completely.

It feels like step by step I'm building
a life for myself.

So this is going to be the bedroom. So
that is where I will be having sex with

my boyfriend. Something you don't know
about.

What? Sex. How do you make sex?

We're having sex when we get home. All
right. This is going to be Patrick's

studio or nursery.

Whatever.

I'm so excited to show Patrick all of
the space he gets to have now. He's

spending less money in L .A., and he's
going to have a place five times the

of what we were living in.

I'm going to give him this closet and
this bathroom.

It's more boy -appropriate. He gets a
bathroom and you get a bathroom?

Yes. Really?

I feel like my old place in L .A. was
like my childhood home.

You are a million times more important
than a bottle of vodka.

A million.

I know that. And this place is like my
adult home.

Seriously, I think of like all my old
apartments and I think of nothing but

loneliness and sadness and depression.

Jazz got a f***ing girl pregnant two
months ago.

It feels really nice to have a new
apartment with no old associations.

I feel like reborn.

Cheers to a fresh start. Yeah.

Healthy lifestyle.

Healthy friends.

It looks good on you. Yeah, it does. You
wear the place well.

Thank you. I thought you meant
happiness, but I'll take the apartment.

What?

Can't stand some people here, man.

They're like too touchy -feely, you know
what I mean?

What are you up to?

Oh, hey.

Whoa!

What's going on? How much has pumped?

I know from experience it's going to
take a couple of weeks to sort it out,

know. The right hand doesn't know what
the left hand's doing. Just like here,

really, it's only taken ten years.

I think it'll take a little longer than
that.

We will get it right.

Hi, Lisa.

How are you?

What are you doing here? I just wanted
to see if I could talk to you for a

second. I think you should let me know
if you want to talk to me.

I'm sorry.

What do you want to talk to me about? Do
you want Peter to sit in or not? No,

I'd rather it be private, just me and
you.

However, I respect you both. You know, I
wrote you a letter.

You know, I would just really appreciate
it if you just sat down with me for two

minutes, please, Lisa. What, a love
letter?

No, it's not a love letter. Is there
anything Peter can't hear?

Um, no, it's not that. It's just, it's a
letter I wrote to you, specifically.

Okay.

Thank you, Lisa. Let's sit down, two
minutes. Thank you.

Good luck.

In England, it's a normal thing when
someone's sorry you write somebody a

letter, you know? I'd be surprised if
Jax or Tom ever picked a pen up in their

life. When you came to work here, I
really did you a favor because I met

mother once.

James has been saying I'm really a
busboy, but I'm also really here as a

friend of Kenna Lisa's. In actual fact,
I've met his mother once.

We're not close friends.

A lot of things have come to my
attention I'm not happy with.

It's been accumulative, and you've
changed, and maybe now this is why I'm

calling you on it. So this is the letter
I wrote to you.

Dear Lisa, I'd like to personally
apologize for the incident that occurred

Mixology. My behavior was unacceptable,
and I want you to know that this is not

the person that I am.

I deeply regret what happened.

My job here, it means so much to me. I
do understand that having a drink while

at work and not asking permission
beforehand is completely unacceptable.

I want you to be assured that I will
change my actions around here.

I really, like, hope you can accept my
apology and just maybe put me, even on a

trial period, just to see, like, I am
truly, like, the person that you did

James normally has this very arrogant
air about him. However, that's not the

James that's sitting in front of me now.

James is looking like, you know, the
wounded puppy.

Why does it mean so much to you? I
honestly couldn't imagine working at any

other restaurant. But you can get a job
anywhere else.

I know, but, you know, I've gained
relationships with people here as much

know. But do you think maybe that's the
problem?

No.

The relationship with certain somebody,
maybe that's not ideal here. Maybe you

shouldn't be working the same shifts as
that. Well, you can start with that if

that would make, you know, everybody
more comfortable.

There are so many reservations about
hiring James again, the company that he

keeps. He's not been totally honest.

But I think a letter shows that you've
sat down and really taken the time to

think about it. Okay, give me that
letter.

Get out of here, and I'm going to think
about it.

It's nice to do my own thing in here,
you know?

Well, you've got good ideas.

I appreciate that.

Kristen just texted me. She's going to
stop by here in a second.

All right.

You know, after she laid hands on you
and Schwartz, I'm not going to be

comfortable in any kind of situation
around her.

I'll let you get the door. Here we go.

Hi.

Should I come in or do you just want to
talk about it outside?

No, that's fine. Come on in.

I'm over Tom as long as I don't have to
think about Tom.

But we still have all these little
things.

I need closure so I can move on with my
life.

I don't want my head cut.

Your insurance stuff should be right
there. And then... Cable. I mean, I

know.

I have to return the equipment. You have
to get your own. It's the only way to,

like, break the ties.

I know. I just had stuff on the DVR that
I really wanted to keep.

But then we're just going to be tied.

All right.

I just think it's healthier for both of
us to just...

Seeing Ariana sitting

there is literally, like, the worst
nightmare I have ever had.

I've never even seen Ariana in our
apartment, let alone taking my place and

taking over my old life.

Tom, I just want this shit to be over.

Like, you don't have to like me. You
don't have to like him. Like, we don't

have to fucking be friends.

It's just too much.

I mean, I have moved on.

Coming up. It took me a little bit
longer to get over this than it did you.

you want to cut ties, then cut ties.

Tom, I just want this shit to be over.

Kristen, I have moved on. I mean, I know
that.

And you still, you go out of your way to
involve yourself in my life. I go back

and forth with feeling bad for Kristen
and for just despising her.

I don't feel like she is in a happy
place in her life, but, I mean, I have

move on and just focus on being happy
with Ariana.

People change when they're happy, as
well as I'm sure you have. You don't

happy right now.

I mean, in this current moment, standing
in my old apartment with you, it's kind

of awkward.

Awkward is different than sad.

It makes me upset to be in here. I would
prefer not to.

I don't want anyone... I don't either,
Kristen. ...hateful between anyone.

Please just don't be hateful, because
it's really hard. I'm not going to be,

Kristen. I don't feel like I have been.

It's really been in reciprocation to
your initial actions, Kristen.

Please take responsibility for that.
Like, really.

Arianna, I don't hate you.

I spent three years being jealous and so
insecure over something that ended up

being true. It wasn't true. You cheated
on me with you. If you want to cut ties,

then cut ties.

Kristen is not even together with me and
still obsessing.

Kristen really just needs to get a
f***ing life and a hobby.

So I'm sorry it took me a little bit
longer to get over this than it did you.

That's fine, Kristen.

Yeah, I'm not... Go.

Is that right, Paige?

Yeah, I think so.

I thought coming to Tom's apartment
would bring me some closure, but I'm

going to love Tom. I mean, I'll probably
be married with children one day and

still think about him.

I feel bad that she's sad, but... You
haven't seen her crying long enough? It

doesn't annoy you anymore?

I feel bad that she can't be as happy as
we are.

Next time on Vanderpump

Rules... Your buddy Tom Schwartz will
walk out in the middle of the show.

I'm going to ring up his neck. Don't say
it. Don't say it.

You couldn't even come into one ship.

So we have this OK Magazine party. The
whole Looney Tunes gang is going to be

there. Minus Travis.

So then I'll go.

Don't you want to know why Jax isn't
coming?

Jax had a news job.

Ready? Right here, huh? Yeah.

I don't want to wake up for a good two
days.

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