All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E02

Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

This is going to be like a little VIP.

Wow. Pump has been an incredibly
difficult project. I have almost lost my

Such a situation right now. I started
dating Tiffany.

About a week later, I met somebody else.
Her name was Carmen. I had two finals.

Whoa. Graduating college.

What? I don't know how I get myself in
these predicaments.

I'm actually cross with you.

I'm sorry.

When Lisa tells me that I've done
something wrong, I nod and apologize,

I think I've done something wrong or
not.

Kristen tells me that Tom and some girl
in Miami had hooked up. I have physical

proof in text messages between myself
and this girl that Tom did, in fact,

cheat. My gut feeling tells me that
something did happen that crossed the

Hi. Happy birthday.

You choose to be friends with Kristen,
and for Kristen to, like, ruin our

happiness? Like, that's dumb.

Go take a f***ing Beamer selfie or
something. Oh, Beamer selfie?

Go take a Beamer selfie. I'm going to go
take a Honda Civic selfie. Okay, James.

Go get f***ing smart with me.

No, don't get smart with me. You're
f***ing 31 -year -old.

Hey, hey, hey.

No, James, please stop. James.

Stop it. Come on, James.

fucking kidding me. Do I need stitches?
Yeah, yeah.

It's my fucking birthday. Cut the shit
out.

Get the fuck out!

Get him the fuck out, I swear to God,
get him the fuck out. Whoever started

this, get the fuck out right now.

James came up to provoke me and I'm
really, really pissed that it actually

fucking worked.

God, I got such a little bitch.

He hit me first, Chris. I know he
fucking did, but stop it.

James saw me in a very tense,

situation and just wanted to have my
back. I just wish once that started,

I should have just like walked away and
not gotten involved. But that's just not

who I am. Come back up here, you little
bitch.

When there's a fight breaking out and
there's girls involved, just break it

I tried to do that. I kind of just like
a light bulb went off and just was like,

you know what?

Just stay out of it this time. And I did
have a really nice white shirt on.

The one time I didn't fight. I like to
fight.

This is so ridiculous.

This is stupid.

After the way my last three parties have
went, I am seriously considering having

a dry wedding.

How much is this going to cost me? I am
a f***ing waitress.

Ready. Bring two guys in at the same
time.

Sir and my staff have been a bit of a
headache or source of frustration over

years, so I'm hoping that Pump could be
its kind of younger sibling, but free

from so much stress.

I want to phone, you know, everybody who
checked their resume, because they can

write any bullshit, you know what I'm
saying?

However, I have to have experience.
There is no room for error.

Hi. Eric, how are you, man?

Resume? What were you looking for? I'm
interested in being a server.

Why do you want to work for me? I think
it'd be a really fun experience.

You were looking for a job as... Yes, to
be a host. Host, okay.

Have you done that before? Yeah, for
like the last year and a half.

I want to bartend.

You don't have any bartending
experience, do you? I'm looking for my

to move up. No, no, no, I need people up
to speed. So you can't practice here.

Where did you work before?

At a city restaurant.

Pearl's Liquor Bar? In Manhattan.

At Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Isn't that... Strip Club.

So why do you want to leave there?

Vegas gets old.

But you want to be a bartender here?

I do, yeah.

Why don't you want to stay at Thur?

Ideally, I'd like to do both.

I'll take a couple of my anchors in, but
for the most part, I want new, fresh

meat. Okay, I'm going to give you a
chance.

Perfect, I appreciate it. Don't mess
around.

All right.

Can you try on the shirt?

The ones I like get the shirt.

That's a medium.

I've got to have you in my life.

And the ones I don't like, I get the
door.

Okay, let's see them all try on the
shirts.

I mean, we want it all very fitted, very
Italian looking. You know, that's good

on you. Mind if it's open like that?
That's okay, yeah.

It's right in the middle of Boys Town,
so obviously the gorgeous man is going

go down very well.

Actually, let me rephrase that.

No, that was probably right the first
time.

Okay, let me look at this team. Hey,
pump it up. I think I got it.

Here we go. Coffee, ibuprofen.

Your nose is definitely swollen.

It doesn't hurt.

It just looks bad.

Yeah. I'm going to give that concealer a
workout.

Poor kid.

I got my ass kicked last night.

F***ing wanker.

I feel absolutely horrible.

I'm extremely embarrassed. I feel
defeated physically and mentally.

It's one of those feelings where you
just want to crawl in a hole and

for like five years. With Kristen
thinking she's going to like ambush

and like sabotage everything by like
talking to this girl. Like she's going

have like some revelation or something.

Crazy Kristen goes and befriends this
random ass Miami girl who's spreading

rumors about Tom.

Yeah. Like you don't tell me thing.

Look, nobody wants to hear rumors about
their boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure

it's also nobody's business.

There was one thing that that girl said
that I had not previously heard. It

concerns me because this girl is saying
that he told her that you guys broke up

like three weeks ago. And I told Sheena
I would ask you about it because that

was like a new thing that I had not
heard.

So, I mean, obviously you can tell me
whatever.

I definitely didn't say that.

That's so weird.

You know what I mean? Like, that's just
such a random... At this point, a line

has been drawn in the sand.

I feel like she thinks there's some kind
of, like, competition between her and I

and that could not be further from the
truth.

Her motivation comes from such a
vindictive, like, I don't want Tom or

be happy place.

Leave me alone.

She's a fucking violent, vicious person.

I feel like this is a huge...

Swing and a miss for Kristen. Now I
gotta get ready for work.

I think she felt like this was just
gonna, like, turn my world inside out,

destroy my relationship with Ariana, and
it just was a total failure.

Thank God for concealer.

So sad for your face.

Oh, it's gonna hurt. I don't know.

Does it sting?

Oh, yeah, it does.

I'm very aware and I know all about
Tom's past.

The thing is, in any relationship, there
has to be trust because you're not

going to be around that person 25 -8.
So, yeah, you could sit there and go

through people's phones, but that's what
Kristen would do.

I'm wearing a lot of makeup.

You don't want like a contour and a
highlight?

I don't know, maybe.

I'll keep you posted.

Ow, that hurt.

Coming up, I heard what happened. Not
happy with that. This is two strikes

against Tom now.

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Thanks for coming with me today. Yeah,
dude.

Can I just ask you one thing? Yeah. Why
are you wearing leggings?

My mom let me dress myself today. Oh, my
God. Those are too skinny.

Hey, Kevin, how's it going? Jax, how you
doing, man? Good, good. Go ahead and

say it. I'd like to tell you I'm here
for a new tattoo, but I gotta get one

covered up. Yeah, I could guess that.

You knew he'd be back.

Yeah, I know. I knew I was gonna get
ridiculed for this.

You gonna get a girl's name right here?

It's a jinx, dude.

Let me see the inside of your arm.

Oh, my God. You got your statement shirt
on there.

Oh, my God.

I gotta get the old Stassi tattoo.

It's time to see it go. Oh, man.

After I broke up with Stassi, I started
dating Carmen.

Like every guy, you know, when we're in
love, we do a lot of stupid, impulsive

things. One of the impulsive things I
did was get Carmen's name tattooed on my

arm. Whatever. I love tattoos, so...
Problem is, I'm dating Tiffany as well.

How are you? Good, how are you?

I just want the Stassi tattoo to go
away.

You know what you want to do on it?

I'm just going to give you free reign.
Pick, like, a flower, maybe? Whatever

can... Make it look good. All right.
Well, give me a few minutes, dude, and

have something ready for you. All right.

So Stassi's still staying in your couch?
Yeah. She's in your own spot, dude. She

took it over.

Are you taking care of her? Are you
serving her breakfast? I think she took

advantage of our services for a little
bit, but she's cool. On a nice way to

it, you're ready for her to, okay, it's
time to go.

Exactly.

This is like a big moment. This is kind
of like I'm officially done with Stassi.

There's no more hanging on or anything
like that. It's officially over. We are

no longer.

Part of each other's lives.

Oh, dude, last night was just so much. I
can't, like, even begin where to start.

I just realized whatever you do, do not
tell Lisa about this.

Why? She's going to find out. No, no,
no, because I'm about to start working

Pump. And the same thing happened last
year. Just say you were trying to break

it up or something.

Last year, I had a job lined up at Sir,
got in a fight at Sheena's birthday

party, didn't get the job.

You don't take out what's going on with
the girls on me. Dude, dude, dude.

I really think it's in all our best
interest for Tom to not work here.

This year, got a job lined up by Pump,
got in a fight at Tina's birthday party.

Don't know if I'm going to get the job.

You should just put tip on there while
we're here, just in case. Might as well

get it done.

Like, kind of like the fix and go a
little bit.

Being that it's a cover -up, though,
dude, the line work's got to be kind of

prominent. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, my God. Speaking of Tiffany, she's
coming in town to my wife.

Same old dirtbag.

Shut up.

At least they both know about each
other. It's not like they're sneaking

Two for you is pretty good. Usually
there's like five or six in the

The old Jack definitely would have tried
to hide the fact that I was kind of

juggling both, but I think it's just
easier to tell them both, and it's

working out for the better. You can kind
of get away with a lot if you're honest

about things.

Go check it out.

Oh, great.

I'm so happy.

Do you think I should send this to
Stassi and be like, you've got a black

to cover up your name? Dude, no.

That's a horrible idea.

What's the soup today?

Sweet potato, and it's vegan, and then
we also have lobster bit. Lobster pot.

I'm not proud of the way that I acted at
Sheena's party.

I'm definitely not proud or happy with
myself for hitting Tom, but I know for a

fact that somehow I'll always get the
blame for everything.

Do you want another cocktail?

JMO Rock?

There he is, Rocky Balboa. What's up?

Turn to the ring. Hey, guys. What's up?

Hey, Tom.

It's a little sunny in here. Look at her
face. What is she?

What? Let me see the face. Let me see
the bruises.

What bruises?

What are you talking about?

Huh? Scratches, bruises. Not bad on the
coverage, huh?

Can't see it because I have a whole
buttload of concealer on right now.

why you were born to know how to use
that stuff. You're like, I knew in one

it was going to come in handy. 15 years
of modeling.

15 years of modeling, man. You're like,
I got this.

I actually saw him in here. I can't
believe he's in here.

One of the shitty things about hanging
out with people that you work with, if

you get into a fight with them and then
you got to work the next day,

they might be there.

And lo and behold, there's James.

Yay! I should have never pushed his
face. I should have said, I can't go.

And she was in the hospital until 6 in
the morning?

I know, man. I feel horrible, man.

I was really embarrassed.

I sent a video because I was, like,
trying to text. I couldn't even text. I

a video.

Oh.

It was me apologizing.

I'm really sorry to you and your family.

And I'm really embarrassed right now. So
I just thought I was going to text you.

Where do we go from here now?

Dude, I don't know, man.

Let's take it in a day at a time.

Hi, guys. How are you? I'm good.

Okay, right now?

Casey, you need to hurry up. I know, I
am.

We've got people coming in five minutes.
I know.

Listen, I heard what happened. Not happy
with that.

I am really pissed off. I may not have
all the details just yet, but I know my

staff are up to no good.

There was a fight last night.

What are you talking about, here?

No, at Sheena's birthday. How bad was
it? I heard it was just one big brawl.

Sandoval, Schwartz, James and Kristen
were both involved.

I have eyes and ears everywhere.

I wasn't there.

So you know what happened? I know what
happened. I talked to Tom. I haven't

heard the whole story, but this is two
strikes against Tom now. I remember the

same thing happened last year, exactly
the same time. Can I please request one

thing? What? Will you please talk to
Tom? About what?

Just, will you please hear him out?

Tom's been doing really, really great
with modeling jobs, but everyone knows

that those run through dry spells.

So working at Pump will be...

some good consistency and money in his
life. I'm not going to start fighting

with you. I need this table done right
now. Stop tweaking.

I'll be at pump.

Stuart says before we can get married,
he wants to be financially secure.

I just want to see him start setting
that wheel in motion.

Wait, Lisa.

Lisa, sorry.

Darling, you should be working.

I know, I know, I know. Why are you so
worried about this?

Because I'm... We're trying to work
towards our future.

I'm hoping to get married one day.

Don't you put that on me, young lady.
That's got nothing to do with it. I'm

going to find out in great detail what
went on last night.

Maybe I'll see.

Don't you think that when you go out and
people know you work for me and you get

involved in all this bullshit, don't you
understand?

No, I'm not saying I don't understand
any of that, but there's also three

actually that still work for your
company.

That we're instigating it all. Like,
James and Kristen, how do they get to

their jobs?

Listen, I don't know the exact details,
but I'm not happy with it. I've been

spending a lot of time putting a lot of
energy into pump. I've kind of taken my

eye off the ball with the thirst staff,
so I think it's time to have a meeting

ASAP with all the staff and kick some
ass.

I have to go in there. I have to go into
pump.

Go back to work now.

Go on. Off you go.

Katie,

I adore you, but... I've had enough.

Go back.

Coming up, I would not be surprised if
Lisa was just like, I gave you a second

chance and look what you did.

You know you need to go and talk to her.

Why are you all dressed up?

Because I want to feel motivated about
life right now.

Why are you not in your scrubs? No.

Drinking wine.

Well, I'm about to go and walk and get
some wine.

That was my intention.

I got some.

I don't know if you want to hear it
necessarily.

What? You know the infamous tattoo on
Jackson's arm?

Yeah. It no longer exists.

Stop. He got it covered with a black
rose.

I don't know.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me. I'm sorry. Do
you feel like there's a bit of burden

lifted off you? You have no idea. Do you
feel liberated? I feel like there was

like this chain and shackle that has
been like.

It felt so wrong to have this other man
who is elsewhere have my name on his

arm. Having sex with other chicks with
your name staring.

Sorry, that's too much.

That's gross.

Hallelujah. And a black rose.

Black like my heart.

At least I wasn't turned into a tribal.

I'm going to get two bottles of wine
tonight.

I'm celebrating.

Be so happy you didn't come to Sheena's
birthday. Everything was going so

swimmingly. Until Tom and James started
going at it. And this is the thing, I

was in it. I had James at a headlock.

This is why this is so bad for me, is
because pretty much, almost exactly a

ago, do you remember Ashina's birthday
when I got in a fight with Shay?

And it cost me the job at Sir. Like, she
was literally, she was about to hire me

at Sir. I remember.

Like, I would not be surprised if Lisa
was just like, listen, I gave you a

second chance and look what you just
did.

Like, you know you need to go and talk
to her.

I've been in this situation quite a few
times.

Give me some tips. Give me something.

First of all, you need to be extremely
remorseful. No excuses.

You're going to need to just like fully
take responsibility and you need to

really be a man about it. Look her in
the eye and just promise her that was a

mistake that will never happen again,
especially anywhere around your

restaurant. First of all, Lisa
intimidates the shit out of me. I just

approval. Lisa intimidates everyone.

I'm the Lisa Whisperer.

Alright, I guess I'll go face the music.

Alright, I'll say it. I'm scared. This
is Lisa Vanderpump. It sucks being on

receiving end of one of Lisa
Vanderpump's flashings. You gotta bow

He doesn't have lipstick on him.

Are you good? I'm fine. I could walk
myself, but I just wanted to make you

me for last night. Oh, shit.

Tom's apology video meant a lot to me.
Here's the thing. If you want to earn my

forgiveness, there are two ways.

A bottle of champagne or a four -minute
long apologetic video where you look

like a super pussy.

I totally understand why.

Do you want anything?

That coffee?

No, I'm okay. I finished my coffee
already. Oh, you did? Okay. Thank you.

My chest hurts like a bitch.

No, it was like someone was on the
floor. Someone had a whip on top of me

had their knee in my chest.

Yeah, apparently James was the one that
started that whole confrontation.

Really? Yeah, somebody put that kid in
this place.

Who are you looking for?

Sparklers. They're on the top.

Why the fuck is Gina here?

She's inside right now eating with Jay.
Why would she come here? I will say it's

nice to actually come in here and eat
instead of serve it.

I can get waited on for once.

Like, everyone look at me. She wouldn't
miss an opportunity to get a little

attention.

Apparently, Sienna would rather save
five bucks with her employee discount

avoid an awkward situation at Sir with
all these people who got into a massive

fight at her birthday.

Girls got no shame.

Where are they today? They're in the ink
room.

Not my section.

Hi.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fantastic.

Thank you. Oh, I know you're hurt, but I
just want to make sure you're okay, you

know?

Last night, I wasn't trying to go there
for a fight. Me and Shay were

performing, you know?

I heard differently.

I heard you told a few people that you
did want to start a fight. No, I did

to start a fight with Tom.

Obviously, he's had problems with me
from the beginning.

Obviously. And I'd love to hear who you
heard that from, because that was the

last thing. I was so caught off guard.
He started making fun of my car.

I started making fun of his. It's so
stupid. And then he throws me into a

headlock. I got lucky enough to get out
of that headlock. I got him into one.

Next thing you know, shorts is punching
me in the face. I'm looking for Shay.

I was wondering where the hell Kristen
was.

Like, I was worried for you, too.

Meanwhile, I had a glass bottle slice my
vein open. Thank God I'm fine.

Yeah, I mean, listen, guys.

He's gotten so much anger and animosity
built up to come at me. He was waiting

for it. And it was inevitably going to
happen.

Just understand from our standpoint
right now, like, we're planning our

right now. Even if it's not you that's
the issue, it is Kristen.

And I can't... Everyone has an issue
with Kristen. Everyone has an issue, but

I'm just telling you, you can say
whatever you want to say. I am taking a

from both of you.

I just need a f***ing break.

All right, guys.

Dating her isn't doing him any favors.

I mean, they did stir some s*** up,
right?

That's, like, the understatement of the
century.

It's actually kind of cold outside.

That's why I wore my crop top.

A crop top on a windy day. I wore it so
you could maybe get an apartment today.

It's actually good thinking. Yeah,
unless it's a female and they're like,

don't want her around.

That's what our friends look like.

I want to build a home with my
boyfriend. And when I moved to New York,

into my boyfriend's place. And so now
we're coming together and building a

together. So what, you want a two
-bedroom, so we're looking for a two

Yeah, we're looking for a two -bedroom.
Yeah. Two -bathroom because huge closet.

Yeah, two -bathroom because I want to be
able to go number two in private.

You've always been so weird about that
stuff.

Do you know how hard it's been living in
New York with your boyfriend and having

to use the restroom?

Sometimes I walk to Starbucks.

To be able to live with someone for six
months straight in one room.

I feel like is the test.

And such a small room, too. Of any
relationship.

How was he in bed?

Rock star.

Rock star. No, for real.

Honestly, this is what I thought was the
best part of this relationship.

It's like equal parts, like, lust and
love.

Listen, I'm not a complicated girl. It
doesn't take much to make me happy.

We have sex, shopping, wine, brunch, my
dog.

Sorry, though.

You're underneath brunch.

Finally, just a breath of fresh air.
Just a guy that's, like, normal and has

together and has a real job and is
motivated and someone you can trust.

I trust. That's it.

Upgrade.

Looks great.

Thanks.

That was a joke.

Brought you something.

Concealer. Dude, your face is getting
worse.

No, dude, I just had a load of makeup on
last night. Dude, it's pretty bad.

Tom and I are both the same when it
comes to, like, life's too short to sit

and hold grudges. Yes, I slept with
Kristen.

We've all made mistakes, but...

You know, we've been friends for 10
years. You know, I trust this guy. I

you could give two shits about my love
life, but I felt like you were kind of

the situation that I'm in.

You know, Tiffany's in town this week,
and she's like, hey, do you want to come

hang out? Like, I was like, yeah. You
know, I don't think a big deal. I told

Carmen, and she's having a, like...

Going crazy about it. I'm trying to be
honest with both of these girls.

There's no lying They know both about
each other acts like you need to figure

out what's more important But but I like
their friendships both like I don't

want to lose them either. Well, well, I
mean obviously You know just because

you're honest with somebody doesn't mean
they're gonna like what you have to say

I don't know. I take Carmen is great.
She's amazing, but just like this

I just really like, we get along really
well.

She's a little bit older, like, she gets
me a little bit more. Do you like

Tiffany more than Fran?

Yeah, I do, but I just haven't really,
you know, things have gone kind of

Have you said that to Carmen?

No, I haven't. So then you haven't been
100 % honest.

I don't know, man, I don't know what to
do, but I just, like, I'm not ready to,

like, stop talking to Tiffany. In fact,
I really want to go see her.

Yeah, exactly, I just feel like you go
through these phases for, like,

But I've been talking about him all the
time.

I mean, you got your fucking Carmen's
name tattooed on you. No, that was just

a... Why are you... I don't know. I
think Jax is out of his head. Jax likes

take things to extremes. He has a lot of
sex.

He drinks a lot.

He got one tattoo. Now he has this giant
tattoo of Carmen on his arm. I mean,

he's got two legs and a junk. I mean,
he's kind of running out of room here.

did you start dating Carmen? Because
Tiffany lived in Vegas and wasn't

Yeah? I hate to say that, but yeah.

I would have dated Tiffany if she lived
here.

You know what was also easier?

That Carmen's friends with Ariana,
that's friends with she is like a sassy

too. Like, this is a group. We're all
friends again. We can all be hanging out

together. Because I don't want to be
left out. Nobody wants to be left out.

I mean, they're both great. They're
both, I have great times with both of

But if, you know, if I had to choose
right now, yeah, I would choose Tiffany.

At least I was honest with both of them.

We got that. I got that.

That's a big step for me, not to lie to
these girls. That's huge for me.

The one thing I'm worried about in this
situation is that Jax has not made a

correct decision one time in his life.

Well, all right.

I got to get out of here and handle
this.

All right, man. All right.

Dude, good luck, man. Just try to be
honest with yourself.

That's the only thing I have going for
me right now is these honesty things.

I'll let you know how it goes.

All right, man. Keep me posted. All
right.

Later. Later, dude.

Coming up.

You're 35 years old.

You want your cake and you want to eat
it, too. What do you want to say? What

you want me to do? Get your life
together.

Everyone keeps telling me, like, you
literally moved to New York the worst

Like, it was so cold. I did not leave my
apartment.

Probably, like... 70 % of the time.
Gosh, Stassi, you must have had sex so

because it was so cold. I would have
been like, go down on me for like 20

minutes and we're good.

He is the best at that.

Hands down.

Are you guys doing it like every day?
More than me.

Wait, how often do you in shorts do it?
You know what? I'm very fulfilled in my

life. Once a month.

He gets ticklish.

Have you ever tried to, like, get, like,
he goes, like, oh, I'm like, really?

I mean, what if you take all your
clothes off? Whenever I do that, he

comes up and, like, honks my boob. He
goes, like, oh, my God, why is he a two

-year -old?

Drinks, first thing?

Yes. Hi. Hey, how are you? How you
doing?

I get a Patronum pineapple with
plushies, right? And I will do a tall

the rocks. Okay. Thanks.

Can you start putting head conditioner?

What? Isn't it flaky?

I do. I just told Erica. I really do. I
condition my hair.

It's the weather. It really is. You've
been blaming it on the weather for the

nine months that I've known you. It
really is the weather. I just got to rub

through my scalp.

Tiffany is a girl that I met in Vegas.

I was doing a photo shoot there, and I
met her through a friend.

And, you know, we kind of hit it off.

I've never had a relationship like this.

I feel like it's more of an adult
relationship.

I'm so glad you came out.

Me too.

But fuck, I'm only here for 48 hours. I
wish it was longer.

Oh, me too. But I'll take what I can
get.

How's Vegas treating you? Really good.
It's really, really busy.

Yeah? Better money.

You know, I really do like Vegas. I've
met a lot of great guys out there.

a friend. Yeah, they love you. But it's
just a matter of...

I'm just going to put it out there. It's
intimidating being around, you know,

your group.

I'm not surprised.

I mean, most people do say that. Like,
our lifestyle is very, very different.

We're spoiled.

You know, I go into these places, and we
go to restaurants. People are just

like, oh, yeah, I just showed up on my
airplane, or oh, yeah, my Bentley's in

the shop, or this and that. I'm just
like, are you kidding me? I get it, but,

like, those are my friends. It's normal
to me. Let me grab these drinks real

quick. Tiffany lives in Las Vegas.

She has a great job. You know, she
worked at Bellagio. She is director of,

VIP and the marketing event for one of
the nightclubs there.

You know, her job is very important in,
like, she's trying to build her career.

When are you getting your nose done?

Next week. Wait, so, like, no more,
like, mouth breathing?

Maybe that's the reason why you stopped
talking to me, because I was so loud in

bed. The snoring was pretty bad. I'm not
going to lie.

So are you and Carmen, like, are you
guys even talking anymore?

You know, I went and talked to Tom today
about this. She's 23.

She's young.

You know, you're establishing your
career. You're setting your ways.

You're a little older. You know, I can't
be with somebody here when I'm

thinking about you. It's just not fair.

It's just hard for me to, like, know
what's going on and not think that you

would.

But I don't know. Like, you guys are
constantly still hanging out. She's

around. No, I don't want to hurt the
girl by any means. Like, that's not

me feel comfortable.

It's just a terrible situation, and I
need to smooth it over and just

concentrate on me, and hopefully it will
work itself out.

Now I have to go talk to Carmen, and
it's just like you go from a high to now

have to go down to a low. And I think at
this point, I think it's the mature

thing to do is just to, like, end it
now.

But end it in a right way. I do love
you. I don't plan on dating anybody

don't want to date anybody else, but
this time, like, you're the only thing

that's on my mind.

Could you put a little bit of fake kind
of ivy or something twirling around it?

Could you do that?

We are right down to the wire.

And we've accomplished so much, but
there's still so much that can go wrong.

God, I think I've had to sleep with
every single person in West Hollywood to

this restaurant open.

Well, just leave that bit out then and
start there and just do this here.

Oh, hello.

Hey. Hey. Good to see you.

Okay. Why are you here? I'm sure you've
heard, um... You're shaking.

Oh, God, this is such a bad look for me.

I heard something very briefly. Yes.

And I want a thousand percent, I want
the truth from you. Okay. Well, there

a barroom brawl and... Where were you?

We were at Mixology in the Grove.

You were at Robert Earl's?

Do you know Robert Earl's really good
friend of mine?

Are you kidding me? Robert Earl's? I am
jealous.

Are you? Yeah. You don't even know what
you're doing.

Yeah, I know. So who started it?

Apparently James instigated the whole
thing. They actually hit each other? I

turned over and I saw what looked like
Tom being mobbed. And I saw I ran over.

tried to break it up. I tried to secure
James, pull him away.

And other people were pulling Tom away.

How many were there of you? I don't
remember exactly.

A little hazy.

This is embarrassment for me. But I
don't think it was a fiasco.

You're saying they actually hit each
other in my friend's bar.

That's a fiasco as far as I'm concerned.

What can I do to make up for that?

I'll do whatever it takes.

You haven't got what it takes.

I'm going to be a good employee. I'm
such a good bartender.

I'm affable.

I'm easy to work with. I'm timely.

I'm not interested in your stuff and
your charm and your bullshit. I'm

interested in you being a decent, loyal,
hardworking employee.

You can work the opening party because I
need you.

Okay. But I'm going to call everybody in
and we're going to have a talk.

Being honest is the best policy, and
I've been doing really well with that

lately with both these ladies.

So sticking with that, when you know
you're going to break up with somebody,

don't take them to Spago. It's like
betting on a horse that you know is

lose.

Hey, man, what's going on? How are you?
Good.

Cheese and pepperoni. I'll make it
simple. Cheese and pepperoni. Anything

That's it.

A couple of sodas.

Sounds good. Thanks, man.

I'll sit right here. Yeah.

Hi. How are you?

Tired. Work was long.

Yeah? Yeah, it actually was.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

We got a couple of Cokes, too?

Oh, thank you. I'm going to get one
hand, two hands.

Well, at least you got the pizza I like.

It's fine.

Thanks.

I'm just going to skip.

We need to talk.

You need to have fun this summer.

Like, you're going to go to law school.
I mean, I'm not going to be around for

that. I don't want to hold you back.

You deserve better.

I'm sorry. Am I missing something?

You told me you wanted me to have your
babies like a day ago.

You tattooed my frickin' name on your
arm. That was a pretty clear image.

It's not about you. I care about you a
lot, like I do. I just don't want to

you, and I don't want you to hurt me.

You're so good at this game. You
manipulate everything into being like,

so glorious. It's not my fault. So it
makes you feel better about yourself.

No. No, you're such a good person. You
have so much going on in your life. So

what do you want me to say? What do you
want me to do? You want your cake and

you want to eat it too. Because you want
to keep all these little girls tagging

along with you. Because after this, I
don't want to see you again.

Why? Because I don't like you.

You're 35 years old.

Stop with the partying. Get focused. Get
on track. Get your life together.

Bringing up with Carmen, it's like a
deja vu thing.

I'm not going to put up with some 33
-year -old leaving me every night to go

get wasted or go do whatever you want.

I want a man that's motivated to do good
things and motivated to make me a

priority in his life.

I want somebody that has his shit
together and doesn't give a shit about

nights and partying and this and that.
Grow up.

Grow up.

It's just all too familiar. I don't want
to hurt you.

It's never about who you hurt. You just
look out for number one, which is you.

Sometimes you have to look out for
number one.

You're right. You have a million things
going on, and I wish you the best.

Then we're done.

You're done?

Yeah.

You're going to go.

I don't know why she's doing this. I
totally thought she would be on the same

page with me. So I really didn't think
she was going to take the breakup as

as she did.

What do I owe you for this pizza?

Obviously, being honest sucks.

You know, the kill the messenger kind of
thing, I guess.

Take those candles there, put them on
there. I need all this set up now. I've

been working on Pump for 14 months, and
in 24 hours, I open my new restaurant.

What goes on these silver trays?

Glasses, wine glasses.

I'm just so pissed off that I've got to
deal with this Sir BF right now. It's

just not what I need.

Oh, wow.

Oh, this place is really pretty.

Really pretty.

If Villa Blanca and Sir had a baby, it
would be pumped.

So many parties I'm going to throw here.
It is this oasis of Saint -Tropez, cool

feel with olive branches and trees.

It's gorgeous.

Okay, you guys, as you can see, I'm
really busy, but I'm also really pissed

This is not just a bar brawl. This is in
Robert Earls Bar, one of my best

friends. Do you know how pissed off I
would be?

If his staff came in here and behaved
the way you did, you guys are going out

and acting like trash, really.

Coming up, I'm not having staff like
this. I've had enough.

So I tell you what I'm going to do.

You don't work for me.

I have worked.

Probably 16, 18 hours a day for the last
few months. And you guys go out there

and you can, you know, screw up my
reputation. And that really, really

me.

Does anybody want to tell me their
version of what happened?

James, what happened?

You know...

Tom and I have obviously had a feud for
a little while, for reasons why I

understand he's mad at me, you know?

He made a comment about my car, I chose
to retaliate, and then I made a comment

about his car.

It's honestly, it could have been about
anything.

He could have said, James, your hair
looks like . and I would have said his

looks like shit tonight, and we both
would have ripped each other's heads off

then and there. So that's what you do,
and you expect to work in the same

restaurant? When I'm at work, I'm doing
my job, you know? He doesn't look at me

and talk shit to me when I'm working,
and I don't do the same to him.

Something's going to change.

It really is.

I'm not having staff like this.

I'm not going to have a restaurant like
this.

And I'm looking at you because we've
often had a problem.

And you're always defiant and you never
own your bullshit.

When is the last time we had a problem?
We've had many problems.

Kristen, you're a liability and a
detriment to this entire establishment.

You are ordering drinks, taking them to
the back, and drinking them. I've seen

them.

And suddenly now... With James, I feel
like he's being sucked into your

as well. The majority of the theft is
the exact same thing. I don't think so.

don't think so. No, they do not.

It's kind of part of the initiation of
working at Sir, is you're handed your

third dress and a little manual that
says, this is how you sneak drinks

your five -hour shift.

Everybody sneaks drinks at Sir.

I am not happy with what's going on.

James, I have a certain loyalty to
Kristen and Tom because they've worked

seven years.

But with you, unfortunately, I have
none. And everybody here is very upset

you. I'm not proud of any of you.
Schwartz, I dragged him over the cold. I

am so disappointed in each and every one
of you. I really am.

Lisa, I'm sorry.

It's not good enough, Tom. Not this
time.

I backed you last time when you hit
Jack.

I didn't condone it, but I understood
it.

But this time, you've gone too far.

So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

Tom, you're suspended.

Kristen, you're suspended.

James, right now, you don't work for me.
And that is a decision I've thought

about, but I've had enough.

Get out of here, and you're lucky I
didn't fire you all. We're done.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

I need everything to be perfect. The
grand opening at Pump to put this

restaurant on the map.

This is a night of positivity.

I'm very excited.

Please just don't be hateful. I'm not
going to be Kristen. I don't feel like I

have been. I've never even seen Ariana
in our apartment, let alone taking my

place and taking over my old life.

What is he doing here? Lisa let you go,
so I don't know why you're still here.

But that doesn't mean you have to be hit
on my ass. Just go. I apologize.

Just go.

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