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Hello. Hello.

Do I know you?

You seem very familiar.

We do know each other, but we only just
met a little while ago.

Are we friends?

I wouldn't say we are friends, but we
are very close.

We have shared a lot together in a very
short time.

When I was little, I had lunch near here
at a picnic table with my older

brother. I remember he surprised me and
brought me a bunch of Michael Jackson

bubblegum cards.

He sounds nice.

I had a brother also.

He was never very nice.

But he did surprise me on occasion.

Oh, I'm sorry.

The house was empty a lot.

I had to make my own entertainment.

I found the frogs in the basement.

Frogs? Yes, my brother squeezed them and
filled up bottles with their tears.

I sometimes fell asleep too early.

It was a mistake.

My older brother lives in Colorado. I
haven't seen him in about seven years.

What do you see?

It's like I can see the past and the
future.

But the future hurts my eyes, and the
cloth smells like old wallpaper.

What do you see, Dragon?

I see that I can't help myself
sometimes, even if I would very much

There is no easy solution, especially to
a problem like mine.

You see, Pete, I am only talking right
now by using your memories.

And unfortunately, all your memories are
being covered up right now by old

wallpaper, it would seem.

It would seem so. I apologize.

You aren't the only one who needs to
apologize, Pete.

I am, but I won't, because I can't.

Until we meet again, Pete.

And we will.

I'm not done yet.

I'm pretty sure I was awake.

Well, you were.

You were, sort of.

Sort of?

Well, sometimes you can be awake when
you're asleep.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that?

Where am I?

I apologize.

I'm Mr. Stevens. This is my office.

We need to talk about a few things.

Have a seat.

Now, Pete, what is it I can do for you?

Look, I've had a very strange morning,
actually. Maybe you could just start by

telling me where I am.

Well, you're closer than you think.

I kind of meant geographically.

So did I.

Say, do you want to go for a little
walk?

Where?

How about to the restaurant my mom used
to work at?

Okay, I guess.

Now tell me, what do you remember about
1984?

Not much.

I was very young.

Mr. Stevens?

Mr. Stevens!

Where is that man? This isn't a bloody
restaurant.

It's so nice to see you again.

Do I know you?

Now, it's very important that you
listen.

The year is 1984.

You're in my kindergarten class, and
you're five years old.

I will pass away in 1998.

Is this Trevor?

Yes, it's me.

And something else happened.

They decided not to tell the children.
They thought it would be better if the

children didn't know what was happening.

But it's too late.

Now we're stuck.

Travis, I have no idea what you're
talking about. Where am I really?

Remember, it's important to listen.

Listen.

Over there.

Hey, what's your name?

Mindy.

Hey, Mindy, I'm Pete.

I know. I was waiting for you. I wish
you came soon.

You know me?

I'm scared, Pete.

It's okay. Tell me what happened.

He's coming, Pete.

I don't know what to do.

Sometimes if you close your eyes and hum
some music, you'll go away.

What song?

It doesn't matter.

Let's be safe, let's go somewhere safe.

Let's be safe, let's go somewhere safe.

Let's be safe, let's go somewhere safe.

I don't know where we are.

I do. We're in my mother's room.

I hide here sometimes.

It's safe.

What just happened?

How did we escape?

Nothing makes sense.

Yes, it does.

You aren't used to this place yet.
You'll get the hang of it.

How do we get in your mother's closet?

Sometimes, when I'm scared or the
monster is coming, I close my eyes and I

away. You go away?

Does the monster go away?

I can only make me go away. I wish I
could make the monster go away, but I

can't. I don't think anyone can make the
monster go away. Watch.

Where did you go?

I went to the bridge. I go there to see
the fishes.

Can we go there now?

Together?

I don't think so. I think if we close
our eyes together like we did before.

Okay, okay.

We'll close our eyes on three, okay?

One, two, three.

Lindy?

Where am I when I close my eyes?

Hello. It's good that we finally have a
visitor.

I guess I'm looking better than I
thought.

Who are you?

I am the real -time operating logical
phantomizer, Rolf for short.

But my traitor Layla Lacey is on his
way.

Who are you?

Where am I? Why do you have me trapped
in here?

Take it easy.

This is my lab.

I'm not scary, and I don't have you
trapped.

Seriously? I'm in the boss cage.

Well, I guess I do have you trapped, but
it's not what you think.

What do you think I think?

Do you know what you are?

What do you mean, what I am?

My name is Lacey. I'm super sorry.

Sorry for what?

What's your name?

I'm Pete.

Listen, please just tell me what the
hell is going on here. I've had a really

weird day, and I'm not convinced it
hasn't just all been a dream, including

You haven't been dreaming, Pete.

The machine that you're in is something
that I've been working on a very long

time.

Okay, so why am I stuck in it?

The machine is called the Ghost Tank,
and what it does is it brings the spirit

to Earth from wherever they might be.

But why am I in it?

Well, that's what I'm trying to tell
you, Pete.

You're a ghost.

Hey, Jalinka.

Yo, Beatrice. I don't even understand
why they've got us on this case anyway.

Shouldn't the local police be covering
this?

Must I remind you, Beatrice, that we are
the local police now.

Ever since that incident at the bingo
hall.

Sure, but we're still specialized
investigators, Jalinka.

I know that, Beatrice, but listen.

There might be something that I haven't
told you about this case. Something from

my past.

Something from your past?

But we've been together for over 40
years, and I know everything about you.

I know that we've been inseparable for
50 or 60 years, but do you remember that

time in the 80s when I disappeared for a
little while? And I got back, and I

told you never to talk about it, and
like a true friend, you never have.

Charlene, I do remember, but not the
time. Are you finally going to tell me

happened?

I may have to if this murder is what the
initial report suggests.

But in the meantime, there's a stop we
have to make.

Where's that, old guy?

I need to get some bloody coffee and
donuts before I bust a blood vessel.

Hot chocolate!

Let's kill you.

Yes!

This place looks empty.

Where did they say the body was again?

I'm here.

Bathroom. Let's go.

Seems to be a pretty messed up situation
if I do faith in myself, old friend.

Yes, Beatrice, I would tend to agree.

It would seem as though my suspicions
about this case are correct.

What do you mean?

Listen, what I'm going to tell you is
going to shock you.

You might lose faith in everything you
know about the universe.

Okay, Charlene, go.

I'm ready.

I don't think you are ready.

Well, what do you suggest?

I suggest we get more coffee and donuts,
and after that, then you'll be ready.

Smart woman, Charlinka.

Okay,

Charlinka, fill the bean.

What happened that's so mysterious in
the 80s?

What are you doing?

I feel like I'm being watched.

Yeah, by me, but you don't even see me,
do you?

What I'm going to tell you is of the
utmost secrecy, but I think we're safe.

So I was contracted by the Canadian
government in 1982 to be part of a top

-secret experiment.

They swore me to secrecy, shipped me off
to Tibet.

When I was there, I met an ancient man
who shall remain nameless.

We spent the next few years together,
and he taught me the true ways of

sessions.

Hypnotic sessions?

Hypnotic sessions.

They're like a way for me to enter the
realities and states of existence to

completely understand the nature of the
unknown forces that me and you have been

fighting all these years.

It's pretty complicated stuff.

Okay, well, that's pretty weird, but
what's it have to do with this case?

I'm getting to that.

You see, they asked me to be specially
trained in order to help them solve a

rather baffling mystery that had been
plaguing the police department.

There was a homicidal maniac going
around Calgary killing people.

There didn't seem to be a pattern. Men,
women, children, no one was safe from

this maniac.

Well, then how did you know it was the
same killer?

That's the thing.

There was a specific thing that linked
all of these murders. Did you see the

-out eyes on the body?

Yeah. Well, that was this guy's calling
card.

I called it a scrapbook.

And you think he's back?

Yes and no.

You see, when I was finally called in to
help with this case, they were

completely at a loss.

The bodies were piling up and they
didn't have an idea of who this guy

So I ended up doing a very special
hypnotic session.

Entered this guy's head while he was
killing the next victim.

It was a young girl.

And when I saw who it was and where they
were, by the time I got there,

this crap hook was already dead.

No one knows who killed him and we never
got any answers out of them.

So you're thinking that this is some
kind of copycat murder?

No, this is scrapbook. The real
scrapbook. No one ever knew that he took

victim's real eyes with him.

That information was kept secret, just
in case of a situation exactly like

But if scrapbook was killed in 1984,
then that means that the scrapbook that

killed the girl is a ghost.

Correct, Beatrice.

Pete, you came back.

Where exactly did you go?

I went home.

But listen, there were these two
detectives there and they were talking

what happened to me.

I was murdered.

Oh, Pete, I'm sorry. I was afraid
something like this would have happened.

I know, it's horrible.

I'm just thinking if the person that
murdered me wasn't...

A real person?

An animal? No, nothing like that.

The detective said it was a ghost.

A dead serial killer from the 1980s.

That sounds crazy. Who was it?

Some guy named Bradbrook.

Maybe. I don't know what to do.

And because I'm apparently a ghost, I
can't even touch anything.

In the ghost tent, you can.

Well, I think you can.

Go ahead and bang on the glass.

After a brief internet search, I
discovered that Scrapbook died in 1984

mysterious circumstances.

What happens if I leave the ghost tank?

You will fade away to where you came
from.

I can only sustain the feel inside the
ghost tank.

I'm sorry, but you're kind of stuck in a
bubble.

Oh, well, that's too bad.

So, tell me about yourself.

Well, I'm dead, murdered, lifeless,
apparently

a ghost.

Doesn't mean you can't spend quality
time with your friend.

I suppose.

Maybe just a little.

I should get back to the ghost world
soon, though.

But I can come back, right?

Oh, yes. The ghost tank's not going
anywhere. You can come back whenever you

like.

Can I help you?

I was supposed to meet my mom here.

I have been waiting downstairs for,
like, ages.

Come in.

Jenny!

Oh my God, just get in here and sit
down.

Just be quiet.

Sorry for any interruption, everyone.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was our
plan for a portal into the unknown.

Or as we like to call it, a friendly
wormhole. Are there any questions?

Are you hoping that we'll be funding
this project?

Not exactly. We certainly want your
money, but we invited you people here

specifically.

You see, each of you has a background in
the science that's needed to get this

project going.

So basically you want us to be partners?

This sounds absolutely exciting, but how
long do you think the project will

take?

To be honest, I don't know. It could be
the rest of our lives.

But the benefits are undeniable.

Well, I'm sold.

Who wouldn't want to spend the rest of
their life messing around with stuff in

science lab?

Well, money is no issue with me.

Well, I think I speak for all of us when
I say we're in.

Thank you so much. You won't regret
this.

I think those were supposed to feed the
whole group.

You just don't understand, do you, Pete?

No, I'm not sure that I do.

You promised me a restaurant. This isn't
a bloody restaurant, is it?

Do you think that would change anything?

You're mowing the grass all wrong.

This isn't your field. It was never your
field.

Where do I belong, then?

You know what?

I made a new friend, and I think I'm
going to go and see him somewhere, if

that's okay.

Now, you belong to yourself.

But that doesn't change the fact that
you were special.

Mindy needed you. They all needed you.

I don't understand.

This story isn't about you.

There's something you need to do.

But I can't just go telling you what it
is.

If you don't figure this out, no one's
going to be eating tonight.

Am I supposed to save Mindy?

Mindy's a ghost.

Like you're a ghost.

Well, if she's a ghost, isn't it too
late for her already?

Well, dying isn't the end of the story.
If it was, we wouldn't be having this

conversation.

I guess that makes sense.

Now, Deputy Sidra, even though I'm the
chief of police, this time and this time

only, I'll give you this three of
hearts. But chief of police, it's the

the game. If you have the card, you have
to give it to me. Otherwise, you have

to tell me to go fish.

Sidra? Yes, chief?

Are you the chief of police?

No, chief, that's you.

Then don't try to tell me what I'm
supposed to do.

Yes, sir.

Sorry, sir.

Are you the chief of police?

Wow.

What could possibly make you think that
this person is the chief of police?

Can you please just get me the chief of
police? I just got word that my sister

was murdered.

Lovely to meet you.

I'm the chief of police, and this is my
subordinate, Deputy Sidra.

Now, I'm going to need your sister's
name before I can give you any details.

Her name is Pete Glossy. I'm her
brother, Charlie Glossy. I'm her

I just flew into town.

Oh, yeah.

Pete Glossy, the scrapbook girl.

Scrapbook? That's confidential
information, sir.

But I may be able to help you out.

Yeah, sure.

Anything. What can you tell me?

The case is under investigation by my
top two detectives.

I may be able to give you a top secret
location where you could meet them and

they could answer all your questions.

Why do I have to meet them in secret?

Excuse me, is your name the chief of
police?

No. Then just do as I say and skip the
dumbass question, son!

It's always so nice to bump into you.

I don't know why you always seem to run.

Because you're the one who killed me.

Well, if that were true and you were
really dead, then I couldn't hurt you

again, could I?

I've seen you hurt lots of people here.
It doesn't matter if I'm dead or not.

I don't need to be a dragon anymore.

The curse is broken with the recently
spilled blood.

Actually, it was your friend Pete that
did it. Pete, you heard...

I helped her to help me from being stuck
in this form for all eternity.

And as I spill more blood, I get closer
to going back to the living.

But not me, right?

You already said you'd kill me. You
can't hurt me again.

I don't know what I said, but yes,
Mindy, I'm going to hurt you all over

I'll get you next time, little Mindy.

Soon I'll be so full I won't know what
to do.

That went way better than I was
expecting.

I know, right? What an amazing day.

Is everything okay with your eyes?

Yeah, they're just hurting.

I must have gotten something stuck on my
contact lens or something.

Can I get you anything?

No, I think I'll be okay.

You must be Charlie.

Yeah, that's me.

Why the hell did you want to meet me
down here?

Listen, Charlie.

Who are you, and why did you need to
make contact with us?

My sister was murdered, and I heard you
were on the case.

I just wanted some more information.
They wouldn't even let me see the body.

It's all very strange.

and it's going to get a lot stranger
before it gets normaler, Charlie boy.

listen up. The truth is, we are on your
sister's murder case.

If, in fact, your sister is Pete Glossy.

Yeah, that's my sister.

Pete Glossy.

Okay, Charlie, here's what happened.

Your sister was murdered by what we like
to call in the biz a ghost. A ghost?

A ghost.

But, actually, your presence here might
be a huge advantage.

What do you mean, Charlie Cobb?

You know how I studied with the ancient
prophets of the Tibetan mountains,

right? Yeah.

Well, Charlie here, as next of kin, he
can give permission for me to summon the

ghost of his dead sister. You know, for
questioning.

Is this true?

Can you really do this?

It's true.

All of it.

So, do you give your consent?

And what happens if I don't consent?

If you don't, we'll spray you with a top
-secret mixture that will erase your

memory of ever meeting us, and then
we'll drop you off behind the old bingo

hall, and we'll summon the spirit of
your dead sister anyway.

You gotta understand that justice is the
most important thing here.

Well, I guess I'll give my consent then.

Great. We're all on the same page.

Thank you.

Are you here to catch me? Yeah, I guess
you are.

Do you know where we are?

Come with me. I know someone who can
help.

Are you Mindy's friend?

They are my dad's with no faith.

We protect and take care of Mindy and
the other children who are down here

alone.

Okay, guys.

I'll be going through a hypnotic trance.
I'm going to be contacting the other

side, and I'm going to pull out the
spirit of Pete Glossy.

Beatrice? Yes, Charlinka?

There's a possibility that you will be
taken over to death by an undead force.

Are you okay with this inevitability?

Yes, Charlinka. Let's roll.

Okay. Is there anything I need to do?

You can just sit there and be quiet and
not try and ruin everything by being an

amateur.

Mighty spirit of the netherworld, hear
my voice.

I, Charlinka, command you to do my
bidding.

Concave Horus!

Ra! Von Stevie!

Charlinka, I answer your call.

Who am I speaking to?

Oh, mighty spirit.

It's me, Von Stevie, administrator of
Betweenworld Passage and Possession.

Excellent. Von Stevie, I command you to
release the spirit of Pete Glossy.

She has answers to questions that must
be revealed.

I appreciate the situation, but I am
commanded by no one.

In that case, I ask you, could you
please release Pete?

From the netherworld, then bring her
back to Earth.

If it's not a problem.

You're quite the woman.

All praise for Stevie.

I feel strange.

Something's happening to me.

Pete, don't go away. Leave me, please.

I don't have any control over this. I
don't know what's happening. I promise

I'll find out when you get back to you.

He is being pulled back to Earth by
powerful forces.

There is nothing we can do.

Did we do it? Did we bring Pete back?

It worked, but she's not here.

I don't know.

All I see is just a couple of
charlatans. I assure you, there are no

But as you can see, Pete's not here.

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music, Nowhere's My Cash, feature

speaking.

No, I'm not the homeowner.

Anyway, so it didn't work?

Oh, it worked.

But something powerful is going on here
that deflected Pete's spirit.

So, if I understand correctly, Pete is
back here on Earth somewhere, but we

don't know where?

If that's true, then we gotta find her
immediately.

Hey, it's true!

And I happen to have a ghost -slash
-zombie -finding device that just might

us solve this mystery.

It's at home in my kitchen drawer.

Excellent, old friend. Hot chocolate.

Let's jelly roll. You better believe it.

You, too, are the strangest woman that
I've ever met.

Hey, you better watch your mouth, Chuck.

Let's go.

Stacy is no longer on the premises.

Return time is unknown.

We are not responsible for your arrival
within the ghost tank.

Rolf, can you send me back?

My friend needs me.

Even though I am possibly the most
intelligent being to ever be created, I

not possess the correct thumbprint to
activate the ghost tank.

It's like I'm trapped here in the tank.

Wait, didn't Lacey say...

If I left the tank, I would be sent back
to the other side.

Am I back from the dead?

A scan of your person indicates that
many systems are not functioning.

You are clinically dead.

I guess I should get out of here and try
to find someone.

And at the top of the hour, we're going
to call one lucky listener, and if they

answer with the phrase that pays, C
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Now, where's my cash?

They win!

Coming up next, we've got a brand new
track from the Baboon Boys.

Jenny, you better get out of that
bathroom. We need to go to Auntie

Lay off, Mom.

I'm going to get out when I feel like
it.

Yes.

25 years old and she still lives with
her mom.

And she still treats me like...

And I'm the only one eating.

Ah, what a loser.

He already materialized on her own.

Wait, she was here?

Yes, and she left the ghost tank.

Did she disappear back to the ghost
world?

No, no, no, no. She left. I think she
went out looking for you, actually.

But that's impossible.

But if she is out there, I can use this
tracker.

I guess dinner won't have to wait.

So what does this thing even do?

It do?

Well, I'll tell ya.

It tracks specific strains of
ectoplasmic residue.

And that will lead us to Pete.

Am I good, sir?

It should.

Hmm.

C -Rock 106 plays today's most rockin'
music. Now where's my cash? Beatrice

speaking. Beatrice?

We got another nasty murder on our
hands. I mean, you?

and Charlinka to get down to that murder
scene pronto.

No, Chief. We don't have time right now.
We are in the middle of tracking down

an important lead.

No?

I'll let you know when we have time.

Chief. Yeah.

Later, Gator.

Was that Chief?

It was the Chief.

I thought so. I thought I could hear his
mustache rubbing all over his phone.

He wants us to check out another murder
around town, but I told him we don't

have the time.

Yes, we know. We could hear the whole
conversation.

You know, you don't need to repeat
everything that just happened. Hey,

why don't you leave the police work to
the detective and zip it until we ask

your opinion.

Kelsey, I have a present for you.

Goofballs, Charlene, Guy, and Beatrice.

They're on some ghost chase. I need
those idiots to get to those murder

and do their goddamn jobs.

Agreed, Chief. It's a shame there's
absolutely no other officers that could

possibly do this.

Who's agreeing now?

It's me. With you.

Damn them and their special talents.

If only I would have kept that cloning
machine.

Excuse me, sir? Just you never mind.

Now go get me a stack of hotcakes before
I fire your ass.

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

You wouldn't happen to be Pete Glossy,
would you? Yeah, that's me. And you're

the detectives who are trying to solve
my murder, right?

Well, yes, but how did you know?

Well, actually, I was there in my house
when you found my body, but you couldn't

see me then. I guess something happened,
and now I'm a real person again.

Well, I'll be the judge of that.

Well, I can guarantee that you're here
with us now, but unfortunately, you're

still definitely dead.

I don't understand.

What my dearest and oldest friend is
trying to say is that you are, in fact,

zombie.

Oh. Do you think my body will
deteriorate?

Not if I can perfect my latest
invention.

A formaldehyde smoothie.

I'm so happy to see you.

I was back in the ghost tank, and all of
a sudden, I was solid, and you weren't

there, and I didn't know what to do.

It's all good now, except you are a bit
cold and clammy and devoid of all life.

Okay, easy there. I'm not devoid of
feelings, you know.

It was I that brought you back, and we
need your help to catch Warhammer.

Okay, but who are all you guys?

I'm Beatrice, and this is my partner
Charlene Kha, and this is Pete's

Charlie.

No, that's not my brother. I haven't
seen this man before in my life.

That's right.

I'm not your brother.

Now nobody move a muscle.

Well, who are you?

I come from the future.

And I needed to find out what was
happening with my plan.

You were an unexpected death fee.

And I wanted to find out why.

Do you know something about these
murders?

I know everything about these murders.

I am responsible for these murders.

Are you the killer?

Fools! I've been using scrapbooks to
kill a specific group of people who are

responsible for wrecking humanity!

So you're from the future, and you're
using a ghost of a serial killer from

1980s to kill innocent people in order
to save the world?

Yes! I am a hero!

Maybe you should tell us a little more
about what happens in the future to

necessitate such an extreme solution.

In the future, a portal is built that
leads to another world, trillions of

years away from Earth.

Soon, Earth is overrun by these aliens.

Do they all invade us?

And kill us all?

In a way.

They come here and take our job and mate
with our people and create new,

disgusting half -breeds. And many humans
go to the alien world and procreate

with them as well.

The whole thing is disgusting and I'm
here to make sure it stops.

Before it starts, Scrapbook's mission is
to kill all the people who are

responsible for the creation of this
portal.

Oh, I get it. You're just a filthy
racist from the future.

I'm a human, and I want to keep our
planet free of these beasts.

But being here wasn't on that list of
people Scrapbook was meant to kill. So I

came to investigate.

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music. Now, where's my cash?

Patriot speaking.

Not now, Chief!

Do you really think that you could
control the maniac ghost scrapbook?

Seriously, I don't have time for
freaking racist.

Put your hands up.

What the hell was that? A death ray of
some kind.

All zombies and civilians, stay here.

Beatrice, let's go get this time
-traveling piece of bigoted, humid...

A chocolate.

That's gentle.

Well, this is an unlikely turn of
events.

What do we do now?

Gonna have to go back to the lab and
come up with some kind of a plan.

So what we need is a definitive plan to
stop all of this craziness.

I agree. I mean, if Beatrice and
Charlene could catch this guy, Charlie,

part of the problem solved.

But it's still a matter of a serial
killer ghost, somehow the power to kill

people. Do you think it's possible for
us to stop him while he's in the act of

killing someone?

I don't think so.

He has this power, not us. I mean, it
would be like trying to catch a cloud.

Your face is a cloud.

Pardon?

Never mind.

So, what it sounds like is that we have
to stop him while he's on the other

side.

Maybe.

But I don't know what we could do.

In the ghost world, he's insanely
powerful.

I mean, sometimes he's even a dragon.

A dragon? I know, right?

There has to be a way to stop this.

We just haven't figured it out yet.

There's no escape.

There's always an escape.

Oh!

Beatrice, are you okay?

I'm all right. He just got my hand.

Hurts like a ton of malt on Sunday,
though. Yeah, I can imagine.

How's he doing?

Oh, he's doing good.

Really good. I don't think we're going
to have to worry about it. All right. I

have the first aid kit in this car, so
you're going to go there, but...

I'll meet you there.

So

basically,

it's like we're going to all go out to
the mountains and live together while we

build this wormhole.

It's like a dream come true.

I'm really happy for you, but it's going
to suck losing you as a roommate.

I know. I'm sorry. I'll try and help you
find someone who's not psychotic.

Excuse me, ladies, but is one of you
Vanessa Jaguar?

I'm Vanessa.

Excellent! I'm in the right place, then.

She's right here on my list.

That's a list of all of my colleagues.

What is this?

Vanessa, maybe we should go in.

Oh, Kayla, there's nothing to worry
about. This is official business.

How do you know my name? I'm not on your
list, am I?

Not this particular list. But I do have
another very secret list.

It kind of just has everyone on it.

Uh, Kayla, I think you're right. I think
we should go inside.

Thanks, Christopher.

Well, don't leave just yet.

We're starting to see eye to eye.

Oh, God.

C -Rock 106 plays today's most rockin'
music. Now where's my cash?

Beecher speaking.

Yes, Chief.

Yes, Chief.

Yes, Chief!

Fine!

Who was that?

It was the Chief. If we don't get over
to one of those other crime scenes, he's

gonna bust the blood vessel.

What'd you tell him? I said we would go.
He's gonna fax us the address shortly.

That grimy old barnwhacker and his rat
-infested mustache wouldn't know proper

police work if it ran up and licked him
on his teeth.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Let's roll.

Let's roll.

Roll. Can you locate Beaches and
Jalinkov?

Yes, Lacey.

The location will appear on my screen.

I sent them a message that they must
come here as soon as possible.

Beatrice said that they shot and killed
Charlie.

Okay, so that's one problem out of the
way. Now, how do we stop Scrabble?

I have an idea.

You always have an idea.

Don't you want to hear his idea?

All right, what's your big idea?

Well, that Nathaniel Winesford is one
ridiculously handsome man.

I already was some kind of supervillain.

Beatrice, what are we even doing here?
We know who the killer is, we know why

he's doing the killing, we've caught the
guy who's doing all this.

What does that old coward fighter want
us to do?

Did she?

Yeah. Well, he wants us to check out all
of the crime scenes before we do

anything else. I don't know, something
about protocol?

Protocol?

Protocol?! I will shove that protocol up
his protocol, if you know what I mean.

I know what you mean.

I have a mind to go down to the station
and just show that bee -sniffing bed

-smasher what protocol really is.

Let's do it.

Hello, Mindy.

I know who you are.

And I know why you are very important.

Where did you get that?

I can get whatever I want.

I was an expert in navigating these
ghosts well before I became a resident.

You are not to come any closer to Mindy.

I'll do what I want.

You know, I read your diary, Mindy.

You aren't allowed to do that.

I found out some very interesting
things.

No, don't say it.

You! You made the dads look no place.

They're not even real ghosts.

They're not even supposed to be here.

Stop it!

I found out the only way to really
defeat them is

to take away the idea.

Will he exist?

with your protocol.

What are you talking about?

I know how to do my job. I don't need
you telling me where to go and when to

it. But I'm your boss.

But you're being too bossy.

Listen, Charlinka, I need to count all
my chickens before they hatch. I gotta

keep all my eggs in a row if you know
what I'm talking about. I need you two

be tipped up in ship shape.

You might be good at understanding what
makes for excellent breakfast food, but

not so much about good police work.

You're damn right I'm a world -class
expert on understanding the intricacies

the rainbow of food one eats before
lunch.

Heck, I'm also good at petting my cat.

Am I good at petting my cat, Sidra?

Excellent at petting your cat, sir. The
bottom line is, we're going to crack

this case, and you're going to watch us
in awe, like a baby chick watching its

mother pass a suitcase for the first
time.

But protocol.

I swear to God, if you ladies don't
shape up, I'm going to have to go out

and do all the boring parts of the job
myself.

You wouldn't want that, would ya?

Knock yourself out.

Finally, you have a good idea.

Deputy Sidra. Yes, Chief?

I need you to stay here and watch the
station while I go deal with this...

Protocol business.

You got it, Bob.

Beatrice and Charlene called.

Actually, it's Charlene, Paul, and
Beatrice.

Whatever. I'm just glad you guys are
finally here.

We came up with a way to stop scrapbook
for good.

We, we, we?

Well, it was gross, but I...

programmed him, so technically I should
get some credit.

So should your mom.

Pardon?

Nothing. Anyway, I have reversed my
systems and I can bring you both to the

ghost world.

When there, you will find Scrapbook. You
can get him to step into a triangle of

transmet devices that you will set up.

Let us know as soon as you have done
that and I can bring anyone within the

transmet triangle back to Earth.

And then what happens?

Scrapbook will retain a solid human form
while he is in the ghost entity.

You can deal with him as a person. No
special powers, no weird tricks.

Sounds good. Let's do it.

We'll stay here.

You can stay in touch with these
communication devices.

And here are the transmitted... Don't
activate them yet. To set up. Good luck.

We won't be in luck. Especially when
you're as talented and brave... And

beautiful as we are.

Okay.

See you soon.

How do you get in?

There's a door around the back.

Are you ready?

I was born ready.

I hope this works.

Of course it works.

It's my genius plan.

two fleshlings that are trying to stop
Scrapbook.

I think I speak for the both of us when
I say yes.

And who might you be, young man?

Oh, I'm Master Stevens.

I handle the business end of things.

He said business end of things.

It's not a here nor there. The point is,
can you help us?

Oh, I can help you if you help me.

You see, I don't want Scrapbook running
around killing anyone any more than you

do.

But I've run into a secondary problem.

Have you got a madman named Charlie in
here?

Now, he's mostly harmless, but he's
taken young Mindy hostage.

Who is Mindy?

She's my friend. You need to help her.

Exactly.

She's a young girl. She answers to
Mindy.

She's being held captive.

She's always smiling. You can't miss
her.

We'll do our best.

Sir.

When you go through that door behind
you, you'll be headed in the right

direction. I thank you.

Hot chocolate.

Let's jelly roll. Yes.

What are you doing?

Somebody needs scrapbook.

A few questions for him.

O mighty Lord Satan, I entreat thee to
manifest

crackbook before me.

This I respectfully and humbly ask of
you, Lord Satan.

Deem me worthy, my father.

Oh, Charlie.

It's up to your old tricks.

Telling me where I'm supposed to go and
what I'm supposed to be doing.

I'll never quite understand how you got
a hold on me.

And you never will, Scrapbook.

I sent you a specific list of people
that I needed killed.

And I've killed them.

There were people killed that were not
on that list.

That wasn't part of the deal.

you have mindy she's special to me you
know you never answered my question

why are you killing people that are not
on my list i came to save

humankind and you are indiscriminately
killing people you charlie never

my question

So, this is the afterlife, eh?

It's not too bad.

Well, it's possible that it's just one
version of many.

What do you mean?

Well, there's lots of different people
and lots of different beliefs, so... I

mean, the theory is, when I was studying
the ancient ways of hypnotics, is that

it's possible that every version of the
afterlife is right.

Oh.

Somebody over there.

See if they can help us.

Excuse me.

I'm Detective Charlene Kha, and this is
my partner, Detective Beatrice. We were

wondering if we could ask you a few
questions.

Miss... Pilot Light.

My name is Pilot Light.

Miss Pilot Light, we've been tasked with
finding a vicious serial killer, and we

were told that he might be in this
direction.

The beast you wish to find is called
Scrapbook.

That's correct, but how did you know
that?

For all this can come to light.

You wish to know where to find this
monster?

We do.

And what will you do with it once it's
found?

We will take him away from this place
forever.

That would be most helpful, for he
brought me and my friend Mindy here many

years ago.

Mindy?

Mindy? We're looking for her, too. We
need to help her.

Just wait, and all will be revealed.

What exactly are we waiting for?

A bite.

It's beautiful.

It says what we're looking for is in the
Chief Dilemma.

It says there we have to go right away.

The Chief Dilemma?

What's that?

An afterlife pub, of course.

Come on, I'll show you the way.

I'm in charge here, scrapbook. And you
know, to be quite frank, what I say...

In charge of what, me?

I don't think so.

I gave you the power to influence all
the living things around us, in this

world, and I can't take it back.

I don't think so, Chuck.

If you were so tough, you could have
went back in time and did the dirty deed

all on your own.

But you couldn't, because you're weak.

Well, you shouldn't have killed all
those people.

That wasn't part of my plan.

Your plan?

You're lucky I bothered to do anything
at all for you.

You are a pathetic mess.

Oh, Lord Satan!

Take back your son's scrapbook!

I respectfully and humbly ask of this of
you, Lord Satan.

Do you be worthy?

My father?

Sorry, pal.

Not worthy!

on the other side, Chuck.

On the other side, I guess?

Now where's that Mindy?

It's not often that we have living
people coming in. Can I get you a table?

Not right now, but we're on official
police business.

We were wondering, with your permission,
if we could set up transmetas in your

establishment.

I don't know about that. We'll have to
ask the boss.

Barry, do you girls want to set up some
kind of train mattress?

I'm not sure I understand. What exactly
can I do for you girls?

Oh, I for one would like a drink. Wanda,
could you get me a flying Dutchman?

Sure thing, honey. Just wait for the
corner table.

What Wanda was trying to say is that we
need to set up some transmedia.

Sounds serious.

What's this all about?

We have an authoritative word from a
letterfish that a serial killer named

Scrapbook will be coming in here soon.

We intend to expel him from this plane
of resistance for good.

Scrabbook, that villain son of a bitch,
do whatever you want to get rid of that

dirty ditch digger.

If this all works out, what will happen
to me?

I give that up to you.

I can send you back to the ghost world
using the ghost tag, if that's what you

want.

Well, I guess I would be warm -blooded
there.

I can live anywhere I want.

It's kind of like paradise in a way, I
guess.

Yeah, I can send you back if that's what
you want.

Is that what I want?

I don't know.

Is it?

What do you want?

Pete, in my life I've had very little
opportunity to make connections with

other human beings, but I thought I
wanted to be alone.

I thought that's what I preferred, but
as a matter of scientific

fascination, it's kind of interesting
how quickly we formed a

connection.

A matter of scientific fascination?

And, you know, it doesn't really matter
that you have cold and clammy skin.

I'm a zombie.

I'm a giant.

Hey, hey, hey, you two.

We're in the middle of a really
important mission here.

I think you should follow the focus.

A transmat triangle?

You didn't think I'd just walk into your
trap, did you?

Well, I was hoping you would.

How do you even know what a transmat
triangle is, or what it looks like?

That is neither here nor there.

The real issue is how do I kill you and
stay outside of your trap?

I've got a better idea. How about you
don't kill us and you step into our

you monster?

Uh, no.

That is just the exact opposite of what
I said. You are a fool.

Please don't call my friend a fool.

Looks like your triangle is broken.

Oh no.

I guess you get to die now.

Get out of here! I'll take care of this
monster!

Take care of me?

This is my world now.

There is nothing you can do to hurt me
here.

I'll think of something.

I'm more clever than any other woman
you've ever met.

I find that incredibly hard to be.

I've trained with the ancient prophets
in the Tibetan mountains.

In the arms of hypnotics.

Your parlor tricks ain't gonna work
here, girl.

Beatrice, here's another trans -mat div.

They all believed it was a transplant
disc. That's the important part.

That's actually pretty clever.

Kind of proud of you, Larry.

So what's this guy's buoyant pilot like?
It was my idea.

Okay, that makes sense.

Okay, they are transporting everything
back now. I have four signals coming

through.

Four signals?

Yes, I would separate them
appropriately.

What does that mean?

Roll.

Initiate a force field in the ghost
tank.

Force field installed.

You have to do a lot better than that to
keep me here.

Lacey, can we maintain him in the ghost
tank?

By the looks of these readings, not for
long.

And it seems Mindy is going to stay in
this computer indefinitely.

If I can interrupt, interrupt,
interrupt, interrupt, he still has

powers. This force field is not going to
last.

What do we do, old friend? If he escapes
the ghost tank, then he can rain havoc

down on the entire Earth.

I'm afraid Beatrice is correct.

We may have made the situation worse by
bringing him to Earth.

I didn't foresee him maintaining a
ghostly power.

Not long now.

I am looking forward to my second life.

plays today's most rocking tunes. Now,
where's my cash?

Not now, Mom.

God.

Charlinka, look.

Mindy, you're a genius.

Lacey, hand me that doll.

What are you going to do with it? It's a
collector's item, you know. Trust me.

Horsefield will be penetrated in ten
seconds.

Oh, no. Not the doll.

Ten.

Mikey, oh, Cyrus, hear my voice and
transfer this evil.

Spirit into the object.

Toward it.

Darkness. Toward it. Darkness.

Make this Spirit bleed his carcass.

Seriously, it's vintage. It's worth a
lot of money.

Charlene Coffey.

I'm astonished you found my wife.

You're a very smart woman. I know.

Well, Mindy gave me the idea.

Don't tell me you trapped your soul
inside my toy.

Bingo. I'm not sure what that'll do to
its value.

You idiot. We just saved everyone.

Not quite everyone.

Not yet.

Back home. We did it, old friend.

Come in.

We got your message. What's going on?

You made it. Just in time. Good job.

And what do you have going on with young
Mindy here?

Well, I built this robot to house her
new computerized life force. So now she

can live a normal life like any other
kid.

Any other kid who is a ghost trapped
inside a robot. Great job, Pete.

Thanks. I plan on trying to find some of
my family.

My father, maybe. It's been 35 years.

It'll be a nice surprise.

So, what's going on? Your message said
it was urgent.

What's so important is this.

This is Charlie's time -traveling
device.

Patrice and I just got back from a time
-traveling mission.

We made sure that none of the people
responsible for creating the wormhole

killed by the scrapbook.

So, we've created a future in which
humanity and the aliens can go through

together.

Wow, that's amazing.

You want to see even more amazing? Check
your pulse beat.

What? I'm alive again?

That's right. We prevented your death
just for kicks.

Hello,

Beatrice speaking.

most rocking music, you would have been
a winner.

Better luck next time.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Hello, C -Rock 106 plays today's most
rocking music. Knock it off, Beatrice!

Now, I've got a new case for you guys.
It's a delicate matter.

So you guys better get down to the
station for a briefing.

Delicate? It means aliens, you fancy
gumbo!

Be right there, Chief.

That would be complete. We've got to get
going. He's got another case for us to

solve. Okay, old friend.

Sorry, friend, but it looks like it's
time for another exciting adventure for

Beatrice and Charlene Kahn. I think you
mean Charlene Kahn and Beatrice.

Let's roll.

Jelly roll!