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Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

It's a week to be great.

We're going to have an amazing trip. It's going to be the best week of our

lives. Oh, my gosh, there's a step here.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I've been a very, very good friend to you for a very long time. You lied. You

lied. Do you believe I lied?

And if you want to hold a grudge against me over it, then do.

That's up to you.

No, but think about it. Like, you guys had a myth.

Can Meredith speak for herself?

Yeah, like you speak for her.

Meredith, I don't think you have a problem. I think you're the problem

now.

Okay. Meredith, are you leaving?

I'm obviously in trouble now for saying how I really felt.

Amen.

Good morning.

My little trophy. Happy Mother's Day. I need to heat up the cheese pie. I want

to have it with some milk for sure.

Look at this great photo of me on the fridge.

There's a very nice photo of you.

The friendship commandment. I really like mine. Wait, I don't understand.

are our commandments?

Hear ye, hear ye, be a woman of your word. Hear ye, hear ye, families are off

limits. Hear ye, hear ye, stop the reactive abuse.

Okay, there's like red marks. Are these things we've done?

So is this check a good thing or a bad thing?

I can't figure it out. What can't you figure out? Oh, there you are. What in

world? What can't you figure out? Oh, I regret this.

Okay, so originally it's supposed to be... Is this check a good thing or a

thing? No, it's supposed to be a funny thing, like a reverse sticker chart.

Just made a little chart if we're all going to stick to our commandments we

made. So if I, you know, said something about the West family, they could come

and black that square out.

What is this?

This is a reverse sticker chart. You don't want to get marks for this.

We are truly always acting like kindergartners, and this is what

teachers do. It's a sticker chart.

So I think if you see your entire column is red, that's bad.

Maybe that'll be like a little motivation to change your behavior.

People with the least mark will buy a prize. You stuck to our amendments, you

know what I mean?

I'm already not getting a prize. This is losing.

I'm hoping just sheer humility and embarrassment will turn some of this

around. Okay, I don't want any checks yet. I want to have my record clean and

pure. Let's give Lisa more checks and then she can say, I didn't do that. I

would like to think of other people's violations.

Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

Okay.

Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

Do you guys want to sit outside?

I'm going to leave this open.

So when I go potty, you guys can watch me. Can you step out and fall into the

water? Oh, yeah.

I've got one foot on the edge and the other on a banana peel.

What's up, girlies?

Hey, I might push her in.

After the way she's treated me.

Oh, after the way she's treated me. In my country.

How long have you guys been up?

Too long. Too long.

Good morning.

Hi, Mary.

How'd you sleep?

Good. Happy Mother's Day.

Same. Yes, H -M -D. Right. Yeah, happy Mother's Day. And we're all here on

Mother's Day without our kids.

We don't want to stay with our kids on Mother's Day.

You don't want to be in grief for Mother's Day? Without our kids? I've

a Mother's Day without them. I know.

Best Mother's Day ever.

I mean, I honestly, I know I'm not supposed to. But like a Mother's Day

me on a girl's trip with no responsibilities.

This is the Mother's Day that they should have invented.

What are you going to do? We have so much fun. FaceTime them all day. Bring

with us. Hello, we love you.

Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me. And so it's nice being around

other mothers. But at the same time, it's a little difficult seeing how other

mothers relate to their kids in an uncomplicated way.

normal way when i have a really complicated nuanced relationship with my

daughter so it's nice to be distracted and it's like pouring salt in the wound

at the same time can i point something out what just that like we're light and

bright and having fun and there's one person that's missing

okay

okay okay i'll shut up For real, did you talk to Meredith this morning? I

messaged her, and then she didn't write me back.

Okay, so when I saw her, she came up to get a coffee. She was mad -ish. Why? I

could just tell she was mad. She came to try to get a coffee, and Angie was

like, it's broken.

And she went upstairs.

Okay.

You know, Meredith still refuses to acknowledge my experience, and last

dinner was no different.

I mean, I have no idea where we go from here. I know I shouldn't keep having the

same discussion, but I guess I'm just holding out hope that Meredith will

swallow her pride for the sake of our friendship.

Angie, we're freezing. We want to go get ready. Okay, let's go get dressed. What

are we doing?

Well, we need to first find Meredith. Yeah. I'm going to go find her.

Lisa, Bronwyn, Mary, and myself are going to ride donkeys. Are you kidding?

Yes!

Oh my gosh, we're going to go ride donkeys. I thought I'd put asses on

And then Meredith, Brittany, Heather, and Whitney are going

to a Greek cooking class.

Do you hate me all of a sudden? I love you.

Even though I'm really frustrated with Meredith?

It might be nice to spend some good one -on -one time with her.

Are there not enough donkeys on the island for all of us?

Because every time Meredith opens her mouth, Lisa is piping in and speaking

her. So maybe she'll actually sit down and talk to us.

Hi. You okay?

I'm very overtired and I'm tired of being treated like I'm...

Piece of dirt on the ground.

So what do you want to do?

I don't really know. The way Heather and Whitney have treated me over these last

several weeks shows their character.

It speaks to who they are. They are a mean girl.

And I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it.

I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood to deal with them.

Like Whitney, she's not my friend. I'm very tired of Whitney making these false

accusations on me.

You're going to call me a liar? Let's do it, alcoholic.

Pill popper.

It's exhausting.

They are damaging, and she needs to worry about herself and her own life and

stop projecting it onto me. I honestly don't think that she's taken full

accountability for how she hurt you by saying what she said. No, she didn't

me, Mary, because I don't care about her opinion. That's what you're not

understanding. You need to tell her how you feel.

Well, we'll see. At the end of the day, we've got to get through this.

We have to.

How else are we going to survive?

Have you done any donkeys before?

Oh, yes. Sean and Electra and I did these last time we were here, and it's

fun. You're going to love it. It's a musk in Santorini.

Hey, let's go.

Follow the flag so we don't lose each other. You guys, wait for me.

No, you're always late. You're going to make me walk the streets of Greece by

myself? Lisa just got out of Glam Calimera, Nico.

Yes, ma 'am.

How are you?

So you're going cooking, cooking, me, me, cooking, cooking, cooking, junkie.

You're with me.

Meredith, how did you feel about the groups?

About the groups of who I'm going with? Yes, the pairing off of the groups. Oh,

Lord.

Well, it was in hopes of a positive outcome.

I mean, if you guys all who, where there's tension in the group, don't get

together and, you know, make amends or find resolve, then the rest of the trip

won't be fun. Given Meredith's mood, I'm actually doing her a favor. I mean,

donkeys are like, you know, horses are highly sensitive. Like, it could throw

her off.

Ever since the plane, it's clear that how I... I speak is not okay.

No one wants to hear what I have to say.

I've been told not to speak. I've been told that the way I speak isn't good

enough. I'm apparently too educated and speak too eloquently. It had nothing to

do with your education. I, too, am educated.

It had to do with the fact that you were being pretentious and not connecting

with me as a friend. You were dictating to me. You were, like, teaching me. You

were condescending. And I did imitate you because it was frustrating.

It's not... my job to get you to be a friend to me.

Hello?

Hi, honey. It's my son wishing me a happy Mother's Day.

In the middle of your argument, Meredith picked up a phone call from her son.

You and she are both... Hold on one second. It's my daughter.

Sweetie. Sweetie, I know.

I know you're 22, but...

No, you just have to smooth the dollar out before you put it into the vending

machine. Happy Mother's Day to you too, darling. I love you.

Mommy loves you, sweetie.

Mommy loves you.

Were we doing something important here?

Oh, a thousand pardons.

When my child calls, I answer. And if you have a problem with that, what's

with you as a mother?

She's taking a phone call.

I love you. I'm getting yelled at to hang up the phone on Mother's Day.

I want to be with my family. I don't want to be here right now.

That's how I feel.

It's Mother's Day. I'd like to talk to my children and be with my family.

I'm happy in Greece, just saying. I love you, Jack and Henry. I love you girls,

but greetings from Greece.

A couple of minutes to hear a happy Mother's Day from my son because it was

only opportunity I'd have to speak to him.

Pretty disappointing.

Look, I'm upset because I felt like I got raked over the coals and I felt like

all of my track record was thrown out the window and it totally crushed me.

And then you never could even like... deeply apologize or see that it hurt me.

You talked your way out of it. You made it seem like it was quid pro quo when it

absolutely wasn't. And that's okay. We can stop.

I will maybe step outside my comfort zone and say, I'm sorry.

And I love you. And I do not want to put our friendship at risk, but I did not

get that from you. And it makes me question when the next morning I wake up

I'm still in trouble, still getting cold soldier, like I'm in trouble for you

not being okay. And I'm not okay.

I am sorry.

I don't know what else to say other than that.

So is it just me I have tension with? I mean, you're with Whitney and Brittany,

too. Let's talk about the real issue. Whitney, her feelings are hurt because,

like, you say that we care. You are, once again, are doing this. I'm just

saying, general statement.

Everybody say what you mean. She goes gray rock, and you pick it up, and you

speak lower.

No, I'm just saying, say what you mean, because this is why we're gray rock,

because nobody's saying what they mean.

Why do you feel like I'm always after you, Meredith?

You are, Whitney.

No, you can't say that I am because I'm not. You're spreading rumors that I have

mental health or substance abuse issues.

I'm not interested in your opinions anymore. Well, it seems like you are.

Meredith, don't be an ice queen. Like, feel with your heart what your friend is

saying to you.

She's projecting lies onto me. Like, I'm not interested. I am not projecting

lies onto you, Meredith. That's her experience.

Can you please help me understand why you feel that way? Did you call her a

popper?

Because you said she's a cheater. I want to hear from Meredith. I want to hear

from Meredith, Lisa. I feel like this is so unfair for me.

I'm sure you do, Whitney, and I'm sorry you feel that way.

Great, let's go. Okay, love it. T -P -F -O, have fun with your baklava.

Everyone, come on. We're going to have a great time.

What do you think those letters mean on the door?

Come in.

Welcome. Do you think their house number?

Meredith, are you leaving?

I have nothing left to say.

What in the world?

I don't know what to do. Do we just go in? Yes. Or do we sit here in the sun

wait for her? No.

She's not coming. Let's go have fun.

She's going to have to walk this whole path again in her heels. I know. In her

miniskirt.

My name is Giovanni and welcome, you know, to our cooking lesson.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Heather.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Welcome, darling.

Welcome to the most beautiful place, you know? We are so excited to be here.

Are you from Santorini?

No, I'm coming actually from Crete.

From Crete? Oh, yeah.

I'm half Greek and half Italian. I'm like a Greek salad.

A Greek salad. I love it.

Giovanni. He's kind of given a Zeus vibe.

Like, not the Greek god I imagined, but he will definitely do.

Our friend Angie is Greek, and her family is from Crete. Yes.

Really? That's why we're here. Oh, we have a lot to talk about. She's going to

be joining us later, right? And hopefully at that point, Meredith will

joined. Maybe she won't have to ride the donkey. Donkey riding in a miniskirt

would be itchy.

How are you? It's so nice to meet you. Hi.

So nice to meet you. Are the donkeys nice?

Yes. Do they bite?

Bite? What do you mean? Yes, do they bite?

Yes, of course. Oh, they bite? Yes. Okay. Did he say yes, they bite? Yes,

bite? For real?

Will they bite me? Of course, yes. Bite in Greek? Of course.

No, no, no.

They're not going to bite you. How do you say that?

How do you say that in Greek?

They don't bite.

No problem. No, no, no, no.

Boy or girl? I have never been on a donkey before.

She looks like a snippy little bitch.

She's beautiful.

Thank you so much. And you're beautiful.

Thank you. Thank you. It's hard not to look cute standing next to an ass.

No? Okay, I can get on? Okay.

Oops, let me get my shoe in.

One, two. Oops.

I get on horses all the time.

Okay.

Oh!

I love it. Oh, look at this.

What do you call a donkey that has a degree?

What? A smartass.

Oh, that's a good one.

When my dad lived in his village, this is the transportation they had. They

didn't even have cars. This is how they got around.

And he would pack the mule with groceries and walk 17 miles down the

mountain when he was 10.

Barefoot, mind you. And then he would take loads of groceries and food and

it for other things that they needed. Oh my gosh.

This is more than a donkey ride through Santorini.

For me, it's so much deeper than that because it's like getting a glimpse of

dad's childhood.

I picture this 10 -year -old little boy and how grateful he was just to have a

donkey while we drive Porsches and Range Rovers.

I mean, we're all so blessed with our lives.

Is anybody else not enjoying this besides me?

Why don't you like it, Mary?

I mean, I feel bad for this little boy. I feel like I'm on his back.

Oh my, not a beer?

No, no, no. No, no, no.

No. I don't like this. Oh, my God. I just didn't see grease coming with

donkey. No. Oh, my.

It's like you've got these beautiful views. You've got the water.

And my outfit's cute, too.

I look cute.

On a donkey.

Oh, my God.

Coming up.

Am I allowed to, like, be upset for five minutes? We knew.

that we were going to be in Greece on Mother's Day. We all chose to be here.

And now the surprise.

Hello. This is our girl.

George. George.

George is cooking a traditional, you know, Greek and Mediterranean taste.

Okay. This is so nice to meet you. Hello.

So tell us everything. What are we making today?

Moussaka. Greek moussaka.

Greek moussaka.

We put some veggie oil in for you. Okay.

Hi. Welcome. Welcome.

You are welcome.

Oh, thank you.

I have no choice but to go back. I'm stranded otherwise.

Not exactly what I want to do, but where else am I going?

I can't walk back.

My name is Giovanni. Meredith.

Pleasure to meet you.

George, our chef, and we do a beautiful cooking lesson here.

Lovely. Please. Thank you for welcoming me.

Enjoy a little bit of the wine.

Please, my dear.

You're welcome.

One more.

The

tomato

come from Santorini.

We make a paste.

Oh, my gosh. I love it. Can I hold it? Yes, please.

Oh, my gosh. This is a beautiful history from here.

We've got salt.

Look at that. Yeah.

So the ladies, they start to make moussaka now. Oh, oh. I'm making my own

moussaka, my own little curry. Exactly, exactly.

Oh, I love this. With a little bit of help from us.

So first we put the fried potato.

A little salt and pepper.

We put on the top as well eggplant.

Okay. Watch me place this eggplant.

The neck? The meat. Exactly.

And the last, you will count.

It's lovely.

What's happening? You're okay?

I am okay.

Oh, you're so good.

Unfortunately, some of the women haven't felt so good.

I'm sad I miss my son.

Mother's Day, I won't get to talk to him.

Sad.

The wine make us so happy.

Well, she's not happy. No, I'm not happy. It's going to be okay.

No, it's not changing.

Brooks is unapplied. I will not speak to him. That was my chance to talk to him.

And I'm sad.

That's the one thing that is very important to me.

And I'm murdered. And I'm sad.

Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.

Of course.

It's all about you.

Anyhow.

Like, really?

You can't even feign happiness for our sweet host here?

Like, he's working his little heart out. Look how strong. You're so strong.

That's heavy. I don't know. It just feels like Meredith is just using this

being able to talk to Brooke thing as deflection to not have to answer hard

questions.

I'm sorry you missed the opportunity.

I wonder how cooking is going.

Not as fun as this. I can't imagine well.

I feel like these little things become exacerbated, but like...

There's situations that can all be resolved with a conversation, and I

can be overwhelming when you're in it. But the thing is, in a friendship, you

have to be comfortable being fallible. Like, as people, we make mistakes, and

you want to have a deep friendship with someone, you have to let them see the

parts of you that aren't good.

As hard as it is, she also needs to own what she has said, not just wait for you

to come to her rescue and you to talk her way out of it. You have been helping

her, and maybe you should step back so she has to find her voice.

hard for me to step back. I know. She wants you to keep doing that for her so

she doesn't have to do it.

And that's the thing. Meredith and Heather have to figure it out for

if they're going to have a relationship. You can't figure it out for them.

I hear what you guys are saying. It's going in one ear and out the other.

I'm like a real loyal friend.

I'm never going to stop defending Meredith.

I'm a great friend to her. She's a great friend to me.

I don't know. I'm praying for Meredith.

I feel like something's off.

Welcome,

welcome.

I'm Giovanni, you're welcome.

How are you doing? So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Who is the Greek one?

I am the Greek. Hey.

Welcome,

Angie. Oh, you smell like donkey.

You smell like donkey.

Welcome, the ladies.

Hello. From Creta.

Welcome. We start with the salad.

Thank you.

It's amazing.

This is the tomato fritters.

I love donkey riding so much. I loved my donkey.

I thought we had fun, but you guys coming back, you have twice as much

us. Like, they're out laughing at us. So did you guys get anywhere, though?

Seriously. What do you mean? Just anywhere. Like, you guys didn't talk?

Well, Meredith expressed that she was upset about Mother's Day. Do you want to

tell that part, Meredith?

Just that I'm not going to get to talk to my son.

It made me sad because it's been a bit of a rough day and it would have been

nice for me.

Join the club.

Exactly. But that was not true.

You're upset about all of it. Of course I was upset about all of it. Of course.

That's what I was saying to you.

When it comes to your emotions, I...

think it has really nothing to do with mother's day it has to do with like our

feelings with our friendship am i allowed to like be upset for five

don't get to use that to detour so we're all begging you to be that should not

be used as a detour i'm here and i'm showing up for my friends and i'm

up for my girl and i'm having a great time because we knew that we were going

be in Greece on Mother's Day. We all chose to be here. We need to go back to

ground zero, and that is Whitney and Meredith are not getting along because

Whitney feels one way and Meredith feels another way.

What I said about you... Meredith, look at me.

What I said about pill -popping and alcoholism...

It's a very slippery slope, and it's not appropriate.

And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.

Okay, great.

I should have never called Meredith those things.

But that doesn't take away my concern for my friend.

So there we go. We're making headway.

Yeah. Now

that's

the man you should be looking to get a phone number. How do you know I don't

already have it, guys? You see his Rolex?

Okay, you guys, let's go and get ready for dinner.

Just kidding.

It's so beautiful.

I keep almost falling asleep. Is anybody else tired?

Is anybody else tired? No, I'm not tired one bit.

Ready to run a marathon.

I haven't even, Whitney's like, are you ever going to shower?

But are you? I shower every day. Oh, my God. But are you? I do it when you're

not in the room.

A 10 -2 in a shower.

What does that even mean?

Meredith does a 10 -1 -2 every time. And she shouts it from the rafters. What

does that mean?

Is that true, Meredith?

Huh? I'm sleeping.

Yes, that's true.

What is a 10 -1 -2?

Tell her, Meredith.

Pee.

A 10 -1 -2 is a pee and a poo.

Oh, I forgot about the two part.

I only do the 10 -1.

And they did a 10 -2 before we went on the donkey and I had to use the men's

room because she was taken sick. I did not. I did a five -second 10 -1.

And then your donkey did a big old 10 -2. My donkey has explosive diarrhea.

Because mine did one after Brown was. And mine had a normal bowel movement.

had diarrhea.

Oh, jeez.

Good luck to you.

Good luck.

Oh, it's watery.

We got Meredith to say 10 -1 -2 so many times.

Here,

let's go get in the pool and grab a drink and get our clothes in. Yeah,

enjoy our pool.

We're going to do that right now.

The perfect time of day.

Is it a pool party?

Yes, it is.

Well, how about this?

We have tequila. Oh, I'm not drinking that. I only drink my own.

Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting. I'm so sorry. You

probably mixed up the invitations.

Well, hello, honey.

Oh, damn!

How about an applause for the reveal?

Okay, that was a good one. You went for funniest. That's a cute one, too. I'm

trying to reset.

restart, have some fun, and hopefully we get there this time.

This is nice.

What do I have to do? I don't know how to just come with you around the corner.

Let's have a doggy paddle race.

I'm betting on Whitney.

I'm betting on Whitney, too. Are you guys ready? On your mark, get set, go!

You guys had a slow start. What is this? How did I even bet on this?

She's catching up. Hurry, go, go.

I'm going to be Meredith.

Inspired by Meredith and Mark.

She's going to put her foot through the skirt.

I know.

Here we

go. This is the Meredith we've been

waiting for.

Come on out, man.

Come on out.

Come on out.

I don't understand the switch, but God, I'll take it.

I love it.

And this is for Mrs.

Marks. Mrs.

Marks. That is so sweet.

I don't like flowers. Is that crazy? I never want flowers as a gift. Because

they die. I want like to die. Meredith, those are beautiful.

Who's it from?

From her family.

Happy Mother's Day. I know.

Have a nice day, everybody.

Do you usually come here and get other cuisine?

No, we, well, actually, Electra gets sushi.

Electra is rejecting everything Greek, including the food when she's in the

country. Does she identify as Greek?

Well, right now, she identifies mostly with her horse stuff.

That's like her life. She's a teenager, a school friend. Oh, yes, your school

friend. And then she rides five and six days a week. Making mini skirts into

your bag. Yes, exactly.

Did you ever change at school? I did. I did. I did twice and I got busted the

second time and I wanted to die. Oh, my gosh. When did you have your first kiss?

Do you remember?

Yeah.

Heather got one of the hottest guys in our high school. And they dry humped.

Wait, here's the funny part. Wait, you dry humped? What?

I don't think this shrimp got dewormed.

Speaking of first kisses, Bronwyn, have you ever kissed a girl? Yes.

How many?

A handful.

A ton of them.

Did you go to second base?

Yeah, I've done more than just kiss girls.

Second base?

I've done more than everybody here with a girl. How about that? Are we clear?

I've never kissed a girl. I've never kissed a girl. Okay, well, can we get

Whitney out here, please?

Come and help me.

Why do you need help? They're asking me if I've ever kissed a woman. I'm going

to be the only person out here with anything to share. Can you sit down and

answer some questions? The rest of us have morals.

Oh!

How did I know that was coming?

I mean, I've been told since my first kiss that I'm a great kisser.

I liked it. Bronwyn must be kind of dry out there if the pet got her excited.

So if none of you have kissed a girl, no.

Would you want to? No. I have kissed hundreds, though. What? Hundreds of

No. Tell it all, Bridget. Tell it all.

That's as slutty as I get. It's first base.

You said hundreds?

Like 367.

How do you keep count?

On your Excel sheet?

Yes. I've been doing the spreadsheet thing since college.

300?

That's how many members are in my church.

What was the worst thing you guys broke in your households growing up?

My mother was out of town. I'm not even sure she knows this to this day, so I

hope mom never hears this.

I'm calling EGT.

So when she was out of town, we had the most...

Crazy massive party. When I was in high school, I was the youngest. Like,

everyone was older than me. And then we broke...

This dish.

That's how we got in trouble.

Ooh, you broke a dish.

And, yeah.

Oops. Sorry, Mom.

Jeez, bring us the glue!

I cannot believe this story.

It only took her, what, 40 years to admit she broke that dish?

Love you.

Meredith's going to be a grandma being like, one time on a plane, I totally

overreacted.

Nobody else has any story?

The Greek nightlife is calling.

Should we go change, get ready, and go out? It is getting late.

So what are we wearing?

Are we going boardroom, bikinis? No boardroom. No, no, no. We're going to

loose tonight, Meredith. Don't you dare come out in a blazer. I'm going to be

boardroom.

Sexy Grecian vibes.

Maria Moo.

What's up? That's what I'm going to call you from now on. I love it.

Oh, my gosh. I don't have my shoes on. I'm just going to wear some sparkly

flats. You look good.

You ready?

No.

I'm going to stay here. I just need rest. I have to rest. The jet lag's been

rough this time around, huh? You're just tired.

Okay, well, get your jammies on. You got your blankie. I do.

Okay, see you.

I love making marks on that. Do you make this mark here?

That's for Whitney. Move it over.

Oh, you've been giving the marks to Whitney.

Scratching that mark out.

You look like you are some sort of Austrian pummel thrower.

You look like you could do the shot put.

And you better watch your face!

There goes my Prada bag.

Gold!

Gold medal!

Oh, I ripped my purse when I threw it.

Ladies, let's head on out.

Hi, Nico.

Nico.

Oh,

my gosh. Watch out. Watch out.

Everybody in. Thank you. All my stepkids woke up.

Fetlana, how do you find America?

Oh, you do look like Fetlana. This is our Eastern European Olympian, Fetlana.

This is her handler, an agent. If she gets messy, if she's like, you can call

her a high body count drunk. But guess what?

I trademarked high body count.

You did? That's not yours. You can't trademark that. I stole it. Nah.

I'm asking my attorney if we can take her trademark.

Brittany, why would you do that?

I was the one that took it on the chin. That's why. I think that's super

embarrassing that you would go and... It's a little hardcore. No, it is

embarrassing that you would take something someone else said and patent

person... Who has not had a witty line other than ting, ting, ting in her

life. Trademark my line.

That looks like high body count hair. To try and make money off it.

She's the side cart on my car trying to get on my gravy train.

You're not flat or diet at all?

Not at all. Were you going to trademark it?

All fair in love and trademarks.

Sorry, Angie, don't be a sore loser.

I'm not that mad. I just think it's kind of embarrassing and weird that you

would do that. I'm the one that had the hair ratted. You should make it like, I

want my hair to look like this. Is that what you're saying? Like they're going

to buy your product? Yeah.

Brittany. Yeah.

What's wrong with my hair? I love my hair.

Your hair's gotten better. It's still way too long for your age. I'm not

knowing. Are you kidding me? Mine's longer.

Yeah. In fact, when I look at you. It's the same length as Lisa.

No, when I see Brittany's hair, I'm like, oh, my God, my hair's almost as

as Brittany's. And I just feel like it looks a little cheap. I'm not even, I'm

just being totally honest. Oh, my God. And it makes me want to cut my hair or

take the length off a little bit.

Hey, guys, we're here.

Thanks, Nico.

Go, run. Thank you.

You guys, this is so beautiful.

This is even a better view than we had last night.

You know, in the summer, this is like insane, amazing.

Have you been here in the summer? I've only been off a boat here once.

This is so pretty.

Wait, do you guys want to hear our new business venture?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Meredith. asked me if my straw worked, could I drink out of my straw? And I

said, it would be great if I had a flask inside that you could drink out of. And

then Meredith said, so we're going to patent ting, ting, ting. We don't have

announcement because it's secret.

Congratulations.

That is so creative. It's very high body gown.

But Brittany, it's embarrassing that you would do that.

I think that you're like

strangely jealous of my hair.

Maybe your hair doesn't curl easily.

I mean, I don't know. No one has any time in with my hair other than you. I'm

my lane, babe. Like, maybe there's something about me that is threatening.

literally don't know why you're so obsessed with my hair, my trademarks, my

business moves, all of that.

What's the deal?

There's no jealousy. I think I've been really nice to you. Except for in the

on our way here. I think it's really weird that you trademark.

Lisa, is it?

It's not someone else's TM.

It is my line.

Oh, so just because you thought of the same thing, I'm supposed to give up my

trademark to you? Hell no. She didn't think of the same thing. She said it

first. She said it only.

But you didn't think of it. Here's the thing. You had some crazy ass hair and

she made fun of it. She said it.

Angie did not invent high body count hair. She said it. But she made a

So if somebody said you look like a slut.

What?

I was smart enough to do it first.

Oh, God. I wasn't smart enough?

Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.

High body counts must be funny. I have a high body count outfit on, but low body

count hair. Like, that's funny.

And to sit and attach over and over how someone looks and, like, it's just...

I know Meredith doesn't like when it happens to her. I don't like it when it

happens to me. I didn't say anything about her hair or her bronzer. Don't

everybody. Meredith and I didn't say anything about her hair. Neither of us

anything. Don't make this a group conversation.

So she can ditch it out to everyone else that can't take it because she does.

There's a reason everyone chimes in.

Look around us right now. We are in Greece.

We're supposed to be out having fun, and instead we're hyper -focused on

trademarks and hair.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay. Okay, then that's all that matters.

Cheers to Santorini!

Santorini! Santorini!

Happy Mother's Day!

I'm trademarking that.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Oh, wait, whoa. Watch out, it's under the door.

Uh -oh, I flipped a nip. It'll be fine.

I'm a little worried, but I'm concerned.

I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night.

She's suffering, and I can see it.

I haven't even said what the f*** it is yet! Don't ever talk like that!