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Hello, my name is Batman, and I have a sex addiction.

There was a time I used to get my satisfaction putting bad guys in jail.

But they escaped.

Over and over again.

I just wasn't feeling it anymore.

I needed to make a...

Last deemed impression.

Huh. Where are we?

Oh, fuck. Damn it.

It sure is dark in here, Batman. What are we in here for, anyway?

We're looking for evidence, Robin.

Huh.

Well, we'll take a look around.

But I can't see.

Huh.

This place sure is filthy in here, Batman.

Well, that's just perfect.

For a filthy whore like you, Robin.

What are you doing, Batman? This is wrong.

Wherever the Bat -symbol is, I will be there.

What do you mean?

Batman?

Don't take off my underwear.

Exactly what are you planning on doing?

You're disgusting.

We should be doing this.

You're my sidekick, aren't you?

Yes.

I don't understand why you

want me kissing Batman.

Shut up.

Now you want it, now don't you, Robin?

No!

It's time to suck the bat cock.

But Batman, I don't want to suck your cock.

Looks like I'll have to find a new Robin then.

What, have you hung up the bat pole?

Yes.

Let's hear this bird.

As long as you want to be my sidekick, you won't ask any more questions.

hands back.

Come like the bitch you are, Robin.

I'm not a bitch.

You are my bitch. No.

Sidekick.

sidekick again, bitch?

You want to be my sidekick? Yeah, I do.

I've turned you into a bat bitch.

You could have had any other friggin' girl in Gotham City. Why'd you choose

Because you're my sidekick and I want you to remember that.

So, Harley, I've called you here on a neutral proposition.

Oh, yeah?

And what's that, Batman?

Well, it's no secret that the Joker has erectile dysfunction.

And I was just thinking, you're not getting any, and I've always wanted to

that slender body of yours. Don't you ever talk about Mr.

J that way! Mr. Joker is not exactly a prime example of a sexual prowess.

We can do the vertical.

Harley, I'm offering you a chance.

You're going to pay for this, Batman. You're talking about my Mr. J that way.

The Joker is a loser in the sack.

I'm going to show you a good time, Harley.

I'm going to teach you a lesson for this. This is about you and me. Stop.

Joker.

proposition

going to use this.

Talk inside of me.

Of course not.

Wait a minute.

Torturous world.

Yeah, just like that.

You loser.

My Mr. J can do so much better than you.

Dirty bastard.

Of course, it's not always about the ex.

Sometimes it's just friendly bonding.

You can sure be coming to Batman.

So sweaty after a nice work.

Well, as they say, many paths may lead to the same destination.

Good night, folks.