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Yeah, we just passed the three -month mark. Shit's getting kind of real.

Who's the donor?

As far as we know, it's a six -foot -three lawyer who loves long walks on

beach and jacking off in the test tubes.

I thought you'd just been eating too many gas station burritos. Yeah, we're

probably equal parts burrito and baby at this point.

It'd be kind of hard to play with a baby on your hip, don't you think?

Yeah, why don't we just cross that bridge when we get to it, yeah?

We can just pretend you're happy for now.

I mean, she's just going to be.

Seriously, best fucking concert ever. You guys are the real deal.

Appreciate that.

Check it out. I lost two fucking teeth.

Well, it shows how to show without a little bit of blood, am I right?

Fuck yeah.

Can I get a selfie?

Yeah.

You still haven't had enough?

You leather -loving pussy.

You know, we can finish what we started right here.

You bitches got big fucking mouths, don't you? You've got fragile little

don't you?

Suck a dick.

I'm allergic.

You got any more large T -shirts left?

This ain't fucking over.

Fuck me, do you girls know how to put on a show?

Not every day you see somebody work a crowd like that or beat the shit out of

one. Especially you.

Axe master.

Oh, and two CDs.

One for the car.

One for the bedroom, if you know what I mean.

Let's get you off your feet, babe.

I know you're 40.

Lead singer gets all the groupies, huh?

You ask me?

It's you who deserves all the attention.

The way you work that axe, it's fucking art is what it is.

The way you wield it, it's like a weapon.

So, uh, where to next?

Another butt -fucked town then back home to Canada.

Long way from home, aren't you?

Just trying to get our name out there, man.

Oh, you're gonna get your name out there.

I got a feeling you're gonna be filling arenas soon.

People will be chanting your name.

Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.

You okay?

You give a shit. Oh, just stop.

You know what? Forget I even asked.

I don't need another melodramatic monologue from you.

Why? Because you know I'm right? Or because you're too drained from fucking

groupie? You honestly think you're the only person who cares about music?

After all this time?

Yeah. Good.

Some of us put in the work, you know, actually try to get better. And who's

booking the fucking gigs? Oh, my God. Keeping this vandalized. We just played

fucking biker bar. I could have got myself killed back there. Guys? You want

be a rock star?

This is it, baby.

What the fuck did you expect?

Look at my hand, asshole.

Because I could have broken it. And then what, huh?

Some of us have talents beyond sucking dick and taking our clothes off. Oh, go

fuck yourself. Fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Guys!

Not to be obnoxious, but I got a baby on board, remember?

Motherfucker!

You don't think you can.

This is fucked up.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

Look at this.

Ew. What kind of cannibal hillbilly shit is that?

A fucking psychopath.

Fucking Jesus.

Fuck, he's coming back.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck did we do, guys?

Guys?

Oh, God.

We've got an APB out on that car.

If he's still on the road, we'll find him.

So where are you ladies coming from tonight?

We were just playing a show.

So was that.

You started the riot over at the Rusty Chicken?

A riot? I don't know about all that. We were just helping kids let out some

steam in a fun and safe environment.

Well, sit here, Sheriff.

I've only got room for one in the record.

Rusty, you can ride with me.

I'll make sure you get to where you need to be.

Guess I'm riding with Leatherface, then.

Now, I know you girls who say it's all about equality and female empowerment

all that, but wouldn't it be wise to have, I don't know, like a roadie or

someone to take care of you?

What, you mean like a man?

Like a pair of balls to give us help with little bitches or women to take

of us? I am so sorry, Sheriff.

It's been a really long, weird time.

You know?

You girls will be all fixed up in no time.

No time at all.

What is this place?

There's over 30 acres of scrap metal engine blocks and vulcanized

rubber, axles, grills, dashes, and windshields. And every end of

the God's great earth is recycled right here.

And repurpose.

Seriously?

Is there a problem?

Have you never seen a horror movie yet?

I think it was fucking rad. I mean, you could shoot a sick -ass music video on

this plane.

Daniel is a good man.

Besides, would I take you somewhere that wasn't safe?

You really have never seen a horror movie.

The fucking Lord, I swear to God, if I fucking die first, I'm gonna hunt your

bitch ass.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Yeah, comfortable.

What's your fucking business?

Don't.

She'll only hate you if you say anything.

She already does.

Yeah, well, me too, I guess.

Fuck's sake. I'm in a dead zone. One sec.

You were saying?

I was asking where you guys were.

I don't even know. It was some sort of recycling facility.

Some lunatic ran us off the road, so now we're stuck here until the van gets

fixed.

What? Is everyone okay?

Yeah, Tim, Amy's just fine.

No, you won't I'm fine

Is the building on fire?

No, it's off.

What are you doing out here?

You should have stayed with the others.

It would have been easier for the both of us.

You're okay.

You're okay.

Yeah, here.

Drink.

There we go.

Go.

What have you done to me?

It's okay.

You've been chosen.

Joseph. Yeah?

To appease the gods.

To rest now, okay?

Your baptism is coming up.

My big hand.

It's gone.

What have they done to us?

The baby.

I don't know.

Ladies!

Welcome to the Gridiron.

Every day is a sunshine day.

But today, my friend, today is especially bright.

The gods have blessed us with four wondrous new recruits.

We give our blood to the dirt.

You either fight for your life like true warriors or die like a coward. Your

choice. Please let Jill go. She's pregnant.

My dear, do you really think that we would allow a woman with child to do

battle?

What do you think we are, barbarians?

No!

certainly have the mouth of a trucker.

It's okay.

You're safe.

Can I do that to you?

You need your strength.

You should eat.

Why are you doing this?

Nothing I say is going to satisfy you.

All that matters now is survival.

What the fuck are you doing in here?

Bringing the warrior her breakfast.

Emperor's command.

The emperor's command?

Is it what it is?

You don't have to talk like that all the goddamn time.

My dad isn't here.

Get the fuck out.

Cassie. Don't, okay?

Cassie, I... Just don't fucking say anything.

Cassie, I'm... Please!

Come with me.

Both of you.

Let's make something clear.

You wouldn't be getting all this first -class treatment if I wasn't sweet on

you.

So I'm gonna let that one slide.

Dad's happy with you.

With all of you. Just like I knew he'd be.

That's why you're in here.

With me.

It's a hell of a lot better than what the rest of them get.

Like your sister, for example.

Where is she?

Locked up like a dog, that's where.

But not you, Emma.

Like I told you before, it's you who deserves all the attention, not her.

You've got it.

So I'd appreciate it if you'd start giving me a little more fucking

around here.

And you're there.

You passed your first test.

But those weren't real warriors.

Barely lift this shit.

If you want to defeat true warriors,

It's gonna take a lot of work.

If you want to survive.

What if we don't?

Cassie.

What if I choose death instead?

You're not ready to die.

Go fight for your life.

You love him, don't you?

We all love the Emperor.

He keeps us in good favor with the gods.

That's not who I'm talking about.

You should get some rest.

Driller's training has killed almost as many as the Gridiron itself.

Hey, you can talk to me.

Really, talk to me.

What's your name?

Leah.

Can I bring you here?

Me and my brother and my sister, we were on a road trip.

And the whole thing was my idea, too.

My brother and my sister were killed in our first battle.

That's where I lost my leg.

They were going to kill me that day too, but Sam helped them.

Said he saw something special in me.

Convinced Sam for to keep me here.

Same as you.

Leah, you have to help me get out of here.

We'll go together.

We'll bring back help for the others.

You get our girl all patched up?

Yes. She's a true warrior. A fat healer.

Goddamn right she is.

Truest fucking warrior we got.

Not bad, huh?

Your own private room.

Servant girl.

And it's only going to keep getting better, baby.

My guitar.

Is this a joke?

No.

No.

Listen. We can do anything.

It's killing you that she's getting special attention, isn't it?

No.

But why her?

I never understood you two.

You only ever got along with onstage.

Offstage, you're complete fucking assholes to each other.

It's probably for the best you've been separated. You probably would kill each

other right now.

In ancient Rome, each gladiator took an oath.

I will endure to be burned,

to be bound, to be beaten,

to give my blood to the earth so that the

crops may grow.

For those of you who fight, glory and victory await.

Do you always talk like Thor with the hammer up his ass?

Or just when you know people are watching?

Soon you'll return to the good isle, where all will be the gods.

Sam did well with these new warriors.

You should be proud.

I've felt many things about my son.

Five.

Not one of them.

Sam is smart.

Although he likes to pretend he's not.

He didn't think there'd be time to write them.

Chirography. Mental pain.

Vagrants. Whores.

Girl band.

Who he offers to our gods.

Why?

Because hunting for squirrels is less dangerous than hunting for lions.

My son lacks the... Patience.

My emperor, patience.

These women have potential to do great things.

I haven't seen this much.

Promise.

Since Truman first came to us.

God's shining light down upon us.

Oh, man. Holy shit.

What the fuck do you want?

We're closed.

Okay, listen. My girlfriend's band played here recently.

They've disappeared, so I was wondering if you could... Those are the little

bitches who started the goddamn riot.

You find them, you bring them back here. It's going to cost them an arm and a

leg. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Is there a scrapyard or anything around here?

A couple miles down that road.

Let's get the fuck away from there if I wish.

She would have been a great mom.

You both would have.

No.

That would have fucked things up left and right.

Jill.

She always knew what to do.

She gave me a reason to live.

She still does.

Getting vengeance for her is the only reason I'm fucking off myself.

They're training us to fight, but they don't realize that they're just making

stronger. And I swear to fucking God, the first chance that I get, the first

chance that we get, we're going to escape this cell and we're going to kill

every last one of those motherfuckers.

You. Pretty, sister.

No.

You know you belong here.

You were made for this place.

How should I say this place was made for you?

Axe Master.

With that axe, you get admiration.

But with this axe... Oh, my God. You get admiration,

respect, fear, and most importantly, power.

old man's getting weak mentally physically soon this place will be

under my rule you could be my queen we'd make one hell of a power couple

don't you think so we just need you to get through this next battle which is

i had to add something a little extra for you

What else can they make me?

Anything your heart desires, my queen.

Today we stand below our gods humbled.

From the time our forefathers came from the old... Look, I don't know what that

creeper though is up to, but I think he had an ulterior motive with you. It's

their wisdom and their tradition.

Because he's fawning over me and not you?

That's a loud... Look, I'm just trying to help you, Emma.

Do fine on my own, thanks.

...who truly believe.

We give our blood to the dirt.

We give our blood to the dirt.

From the dirt will rise life.

From the dirt will rise life.

so that we will prosper.

You know I always heard rumors about this place?

Sure as shit.

It's as fucked up as I expected it to be.

Be my fucking guest.

So I didn't get off me rearing your face the first time

rewarded with an upgraded cell?

That's not within my power.

But I will tell you this.

You show the most potential of all.

I may be the anarchist, but my sister, she's the artist.

The one with true talent.

You know, she knew her purpose early on, but I'm still trying to figure out

mine.

Driller was much like you when he came to us.

It wasn't until he became a warrior for the gods that he reached his full

potential.

Hey, that's my girlfriend's band.

Did you see them that night?

Girlfriend, huh? Yeah, Emma, the guitarist. She called me from, I think,

said someone ran them off the road. Oh, yeah.

I remember that. In fact, I was the one who brought them here so my good friend

Daniel could fix them up. God bless his soul. Do you know what they did after

that?

No, only the gods know.

But why don't you follow me inside? We can see if anybody knows anything.

That would be awesome, man. Thanks.

You're banging the guitarist, right?

Yeah. Good on you.

That's why you have to keep training. Get up!

That's not what I mean. I'm tired of fighting.

Then you'll cease to have a purpose.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

You act like I chose this shit.

Like I want to murder innocent people, and for what?

Your gods are thirsty?

In this place, death is a gift.

And what about jail, huh?

Is that a gift?

When we fight, we leave all that we were behind.

and descend to a higher purpose.

She was obviously not worthy.

What did you leave behind, huh?

A wife?

A child?

What was your past?

A bum?

An addict?

What kind of pathetic little man were you before the gods gave you a purpose?

You have no fucking right to ask.

And don't you ever speak of my family again.

There he is.

I knew all that Game of Thrones shit was just an act.

You're not one of them.

You know you don't have to keep punishing yourself.

So tell me the truth.

What scares you more?

Huh?

My machete?

Or my pussy?

Stop.

I see you looking at me.

You wanted me from the minute you saw me.

The Emperor has lost you for Derek and I.

Damn.

This was just getting good.

A little longer, I would have had a chubby.

I hear somebody's looking for a little upgrade.

A room at the Ritz would be nice.

Well, there's nothing I can do about that now, but in the meantime, how about

little enhancement?

Trust me, you're going to need this next time you're here.

One catch.

You're going to have to fight for it.

Who?

Me.

I'm going to let you two get acquainted by slipping us a little more

comfortable.

What a waste of a perfectly good friend.

You're not my sister.

You're my enemy.

Warriors, friends, the last two battles have been glorious. We have given much

blood to the dirt.

And now, as the final battle approaches, the town will gather to witness

as our new warriors face our most glorious champions.

Every day is a sunshine day.

For the gods shine their light down upon us.

We'll soon see if you're truly the warrior that the good doctor says you

And now, a little dinner entertainment.

Watch. Eat.

Enjoy.

I know what you're thinking.

I should kill everybody here, escape with my friends, and never look back.

Am I right?

No.

Are you sure?

When I kill you, and I will kill you, I want everyone to see it.

I want a sold -out fucking show.

And do you think the gods will allow that to happen?

Someone has to pay for every limb you've hacked off, every life you've snuffed

out. And when I bring you down like the rabid dog you are, your pathetic little

gods won't be able to do shit about it.

Since you're so smart, I'll level with you.

All that god stuff.

Because no matter how you cut it, it's all about control. Control of the weak.

Give people a higher power to believe in, and they'll lap it up.

If we make all these sacrifices, we'll be healthy, wealthy, and wise.

But you know, as well as I do, if you really want something, you've got to

hard for it, not depend on your knees and pray.

You see, I'm the only god in this here town.

And I'm gonna live forever.

The dirt runs red.

The dirt runs red.

We're fucked.

There's no way we can defeat these guys.

Oh, God.

Don't worry your pretty little face.

I'm thinking three steps ahead.

Everything's gonna be cool, baby. I got this.

Where is she?

Take me to Kathy.

Please don't do this. It's not going to end well. Take me or I swear to fucking

God I won't slice you from ear to ear!

What the

fuck?

This?

This is what you fed us?

Please, just go back to your cell. I won't say anything. I promise.

Fuck, it's wrong. I'm not one of them. Unlike you, I swear.

Back up the nasty.

You better be my friend.

The town, the council, the gods demand it.

No, the rules are clear. Without the Trinity, it does not count.

Emperor, please.

If the gods so desire, they will spill their blood to the dirt in the gridiron.

But it would be a waste for them, not... Fuck that shit!

This bitch here can replace the servant girl, yeah?

Emma stays here with me. Quiet, both of you.

Though it's difficult to say it, Sam is right. The Trinity is crucial.

With only two warriors, we can't continue.

Exactly.

I will fight.

Umbra, it's been a long time since I've entered the Good Iron.

Do me this honor and allow me to fight.

The gods will be happy to see you return to action.

What? Are you serious?

Can't you just join because?

My agreement will stay with you, my son.

She's yours if she survives the battle.

This is fucking bullshit!

My decision is final.

What's wrong?

That sister of yours tried to escape.

But rather than pay the price, our little servant girl did.

Oh, and that dyke friend of yours, too.

Who?

And all would have been fine and dandy, except she has Driller wrapped around

her fucking finger.

So now because of her, you've got to fight.

You've got to fight like a motherfucker!

You hear me?

Why are you doing this?

Because my family deserves vengeance.

The 100th year of the game, we stand below the gods, humble.

There's something I need to say to you, Emma.

You say I'm your enemy.

I'm not.

Our enemies are those fuckers up there who have pit us against one another.

I've spent my whole life looking up to you.

And I know I can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I honestly couldn't have

asked for a better picture.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry if

I've hurt you.

And I just wanted to let you know that I love you.

We are here tonight to celebrate with a third and final

battle.

The third member of their trinity gave her blood to the

dirt prematurely.

She was a fine warrior, but never destined for

greatness.

But the god

have given us someone to take her place.

A warrior who has spilt more blood upon

this great iron than any who came before.

The only warrior to earn his freedom.

You both have the heart.

into the ground and we rejoice.

But must we stop here?

Or must we do more to honor the gods who bless this town? You can't do

that!

Sam is right.

Time -honored traditions cannot be ignored, my emperor.

The dirt to my...

And these two sisters will provide it. Fuck you, you son of a bitch!

God damn it, Sam. Next time, I'm gonna let you understand me.

I command it!

one month.

Because it's a man more blood.

That was great honey.

Today, we stand below our gods humbled.

Since the time our forefathers came from the old world to the new, they have

blessed us with their wisdom and tradition.

A ritual that ensures prosperity and health for all that believe.

The dirt is dry!