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Ask why she won't change the boiler.
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Anyone who thinks we know fuck all
about owt should watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
literally, literally
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taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your ConDemNation...
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke...
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Or what?
Is revolution a word...
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or was it never?
Anybody watching...
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needs to know, we cope better than
average with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester
and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found...
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
Paaaarty!
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Unless you get nicked,
married or sectioned,
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nobody can tell you what to do.
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I've got three weddings this month,
old mates stepping up, looking tall.
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Being in charge. Fiona was sixteen
when she took over this family.
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Debbie was about eleven... well...
eleven or twelve. Lip never did,
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but only cos he was born
knowing about that kind of stuff.
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I'm twenty-one
and never been asked!
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Is he sulking?
Is he fuck.
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Who my age gives this up for that?
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Being a best man is as in charge
as I wanna be.
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Micky this, Micky that... Micky who?
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Micky Foodchain Ringpiece,
that's who.
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I've got nasal sprays, throat sprays,
skin like Grandma's
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and I'm wheezing like someone
who's got a note for games.
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That only started the day...
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exactly the day when they
fitted that new boiler.
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Sunday, I burnt a cake
and broke a nail.
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Two things in one day.
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Just turn it off!
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It's freezing.
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It's summer.
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It's East Manchester!
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It can't be fucking hayfever!
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Who's fucking arguing?
And stop swearing back!
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Ask why she won't change the boiler.
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Nobody else is whingeing, cos there's
nothing wrong with the boiler
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cos the boiler does exactly
what a boiler is meant to do...
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Just like the last one did!
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Until the gas chap twigged
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we'd piped into next door's
and condemned us with it.
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Have we heard? Are they prosecuting?
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Nah!
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Only turns out his wife's one of me
best clients cos she's a total fuck-up.
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Mam!
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Micky!
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It's me...
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or the boiler.
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Give us a shout if you
need anything, Cynth!
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Back to nearly normal, yes -
two secs!
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Bang on cue, missus!
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Who the fuck says
"Happy Wedding", you knob!?
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All right, so the next time there's
a funeral we just stick up DEAD?
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Get this finished, then sort
your kid out... Micky... Fullmoon.
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Why? Where?
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Talking about moving to Sydney
for good. Upstairs.
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Guess who's mam's chucked me out?
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Shit!
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Did you get it out?
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Little fuckers. Has Marty gone?
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Yeah.
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He's in a bit of a rush
so he asked me to give you this.
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Took two Pot Snacks, two beans -
bigguns, crackers, teabags - cheapest.
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Cheers, Kel.
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Why'd you say Sydney?
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I didn't. I let "Sitges" slip then flipped
it round to Sydney before Karen twigged.
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Bum Boy Barca Sitges?
Cooking in thongs, and that?
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And how would you know, Jedward?
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Look, don't start,
right, because things got said.
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Over a boiler? Are you serious!?
Boiler, what?
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You weren't kicked out.
Mum doesn't know you're gone.
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She's just seen you taking bags out
for the bins.
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Just?
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Five hours ago. And they're
not binbags, they're clothes. See!
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Micky, go home.
You're sorry, you've calmed down.
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Fuck off!
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I will literally die.
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I'm twenny-six.
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You don't flick ears at twenny-six!
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Right, couple of nights, tops.
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For that, you help us cover
the bar for this wedding do.
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Sound.
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Shifting already.
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Fuck's sake!
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Why didn't you open up?
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Could've been the filth.
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For lifting from Chesney's
and trying to burn his shop down?
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They'd come in through the window.
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From a skip outside the youth club.
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You had company?
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Not since you were here last.
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I just wanted you to know it'd be
better if you kept your distance.
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You said. Last time I saw you.
I know but - safer. It might be safer to...
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Cos of Shane? Cos of Shane.
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Might get the wrong end
of the stick. Like last time.
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Don't want that happening again.
All just a misunderstanding.
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Him being the jealous type.
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There's nothing to be jealous of.
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If there had been.
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Possessive, I think.
More than jealous.
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He's your husband.
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Yeah.
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Either way,
best if I kept my distance.
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You OK with that?
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Have to be.
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See you, then.
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Yeah.
Look after yourself and stuff.
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You too.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Save your breath.
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Them lot'll be over there.
You're on the tables with me.
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But I still get to
wear a special t-shirt?
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What you going on about, Cynthia?
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It's a scratchcard -
you scratch it.
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But it doesn't say where.
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Lucky me.
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Hey up, there you go.
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What am I dropping now?
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Few chromosomes.
Left. Left foot.
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Near the toilets.
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Well. Bastards! Send all
your winners to Cheshire pubs, eh!
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It's a no, then?
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You can't be helped. It's all right,
couple of stitches, it'll mend.
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Boss wants a word, Frank.
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What, who?
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The woman's poorly, you scrubber.
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So?! You know she'd be licking it
if I hadn't put the time in!
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How in god's name is that not mine?
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Go on... fifty each?
You know she will.
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She'll have it on her cornflakes,
the pointless old window licker.
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I made a speech! Me!
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You said they were posh.
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I said they had money.
You watch 'em drink!
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OAPS...
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Cynthia!
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More voddy, less red.
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Not gonna get changed?
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In my family, first thing a bride
sees when she walks into church...
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Aisle. Altar. Hymn.
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Mam!
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Maaaaam!
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Someone get her a big drink
on me!
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That's for later.
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Someone get her a cardigan, man,
she must be about 60!
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None shall fucking sleep
tonight. Right, I'll have...
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Easy, money bags.
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One of them,
one of them and two of them.
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Now, 'ere, 'ere, 'ere! Listen!
Listen!
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Listen! Listen!! Right, state
your name and how you're pleading!
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There's a banker, a taxpayer
and a little single parent
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on housing benefits,
all sitting round
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this table with a plate of twelve
biscuits to split between 'em.
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Banker's straight in, nabbing eleven
of 'em. Straight in the pocket!
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Right... he turns to the
taxpayer and he says...
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"Watch that thieving cunt.
Keep an eye on your biscuit, mate!"
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Yeah, but while them two are
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swapping email addresses,
he's having their laptops.
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What the fuck have you been up to?
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Yeah... it's me!
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I'd fuck off Frank,
before they eat you.
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North Manchester Police today
confirmed that gun crime levels
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were at their lowest since 1998.
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Tonight a pensioner was brutally
assaulted in her home in Belvedere Road.
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Detectives found traces of new green
paint close to the crime scene...
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possibly from footwear...
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and they urge anyone with information
to call their confidential helpline
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on 08081 570 999.
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Cynthia!?
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Frank.
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Police have this morning confirmed
that the pensioner
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violently assaulted in her home
in Belvedere Road
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is Miss Cynthia Rose Feltz.
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Miss Feltz was found
when a neighbour...
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We must fight crimes like this
with zero tolerance...
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Miss Feltz, who has no next of kin,
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was thought to have been carrying
a large sum of money.
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Here you go, Frank.
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Cheers, Stafford!
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Don't forget fat's the new black,
so you'll be laughing with Babs.
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I'll walk from here.
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I've got a medical this afternoon
so it'll help if I look fucked.
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Fuck off, dickhead.
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Full English when anybody's ready.
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Who disappeared after
Cynthia went home?
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Everybody, eventually.
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Frank. And who got refused credit
before he left here, lagging?
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Jamie, Frank's a lot of
things but he's not that.
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Yeah? Who tried nicking
her scratchcard swag
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before she knew she'd won?
He left lagging and cadging...
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Yeah, and then bounced back later
chucking twenties about? Frank!
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He'll be a lot of things in a
dozen bags when I find the nonce.
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Jamie, speak to him.
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And don't give it that on Facebook
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because you know nothing,
and it's Frank's name on the line.
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Yeah, and his head.
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Like you've never robbed purses?
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Yeah, but not since school.
There's lines you don't cross.
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The poor cow's retarded,
and raspberries is a no-no.
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Patty. Last night, where'd you
and Frank been before the Jockey?
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Excuse me! Last night
I went line dancing on my tod,
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being ignored or insulted,
as per usual.
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Somebody said they saw you in a taxi
together laughing your tits off.
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I was waiting for the last bus
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from line dancing.
Frank rolls up in a taxi.
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I'm not quick enough,
so he drags us in.
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Couldn't understand
a word the man said,
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and happy to be with him
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only until his money ran out
and I had to buy me own drinks.
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Then I shot to the buffet.
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So where did his money come from?
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Well, he wouldn't know, never has!
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Hence me thinking,
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it's either fighting or gambling,
to explain the big spender.
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But he didn't have a bruise on him,
the gimp.
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'Male Maguires should be banned'
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from ever thinking in pairs,
they're lethal!
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And you're dafter than them
for listening to it!
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Kelly, I saw it. Ask Shane!
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We had to practically stop Frank
from nicking her prize card.
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So? He'd nick prams
if he didn't hate babies.
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Don't make him a granny-basher.
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He left straight after her
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and was back buying
doubles and bubbles.
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Is it in there? The Cynthia
thing off the radio? Give it here.
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Take the freebie.
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Have you ever seen
a barrel scraped so low?
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Literally can't give 'em away.
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35 rental. 50 deposit.
They're keeping the lot
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because somebody got fucking
green paint on it! What?
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Medics had to resuscitate her
in the ambulance.
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Hiya, Avril. Mam, Kell's
still round there with Lady Gaga,
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so I haven't locked up.
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I want this on the streets
and round your mates.
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Mimi Maguire is putting up a grand
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for the name of the fucker
who did this.
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You serious? A grand?
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You don't even like her.
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I'm organising a whip-round
for Cynthia, poor cow.
247
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Door to door, the lot. Cos we
want everyone chipping into this.
248
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,920
Not in here, Frank.
We've already got one on.
249
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,079
Carl...
250
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,679
Just a five. Ten! Till Thursday-ish.
251
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,120
C'mon. Fucking...
252
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,959
Fuck, that's me bus fare.
253
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,840
I've got a fucking medical,
which is...
254
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:44,879
Thought you were just
taxis these days, Frank.
255
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,360
Leave it, Butch.
256
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,000
Yes, Kel?
257
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:53,199
Er, chilli and chips
and a vodka tonic.
258
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,320
Bring it over.
259
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:55,359
Thank you.
260
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,720
All right, Frank.
261
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800
Hiya.
262
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,599
If they think you're with me,
nobody'll touch your car.
263
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,960
I'm safe.
264
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,759
Sorry, Frank, yours is here, mate.
265
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,039
You didn't leave
a mobile phone, did you?
266
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,799
Er, if it's got credit on it,
it's probably mine.
267
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,120
You're Cynthia Feltz's employers,
is that right?
268
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:42,879
Give her a few bob every now
and again to keep her busy.
269
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,998
Look, if this is bad news...
270
00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:45,600
Relax. She proved us all wrong
271
00:17:45,601 --> 00:17:48,199
and regained consciousness
an hour or so back.
272
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,599
Has she said who...?
273
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,279
She's not talking yet,
but she seems to know where she is.
274
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,639
She didn't before.
275
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,439
I just meant...
276
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,720
Whoa! Just that she didn't before!
277
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,960
What's the score, then?
278
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,558
What's all this,
people blanking me dad?
279
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:12,720
They're not very keen
on what he might've done.
280
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:14,199
As in?
281
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,080
Cynthia.
282
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,920
Cynthia's nothing to do with you,
is she?
283
00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:23,599
Related to that parcel? Fuck off!
284
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,959
No, the kicking.
285
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,439
It's just your name keeps surfacing,
Frank, and it's not just me.
286
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,840
There's others whispering
and I'm picking stuff up.
287
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,839
Fractured skull, broken ribs,
fucked-up windpipe.
288
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,560
Me?
289
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,319
I said I was sorry before I asked,
290
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,480
precisely to avoid this
getting ugly, Frank.
291
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,480
Let you down, did it?
292
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:05,279
'Your dad's name's coming up too
many times to be guesswork, Carl.'
293
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,200
From who?
294
00:19:06,201 --> 00:19:08,439
Some you know, some you won't.
295
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,598
But too many want to string him up
to ignore.
296
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,560
You're not right in the
fucking head, you lot!
297
00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:14,199
Watch your mouth, Gallagher.
298
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,398
How long've you known him?
When has he ever
299
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,638
laid into anybody round here?
300
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,078
What, discounting his kids?
301
00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:20,560
You never twatted your own?
302
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:23,320
And if that's a no, do shit-thick
wankers run in your family?
303
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,160
Who the fuck do you think you are,
Maguire?
304
00:19:31,161 --> 00:19:33,160
Whoa! Fucking hell!
305
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,360
You fucking better run, Gallagher!
306
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,719
What you saying about my dad?
307
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,119
Karen Maguire asked me
questions I gave honest answers to.
308
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,239
Pack your bags
and get the fuck out of his house.
309
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,519
Carl, I've repeated nothing
I didn't see with my own eyes.
310
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,200
So where did "coked off his tits"
come from?
311
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,199
I can tell gak from gossip.
312
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,279
This smells a bit off.
313
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,599
'We were back in the Jockey.'
314
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,639
Fuck! I'm on Warfarin, you cunt!
315
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:21,920
Off his tits, Carl. I swear!
316
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,319
Nobody wants your dad
involved in this.
317
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,639
But you need to see what
we've been looking at.
318
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,438
And people don't
speak to me like that.
319
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,238
Where?
320
00:20:33,239 --> 00:20:34,398
Nowhere, actually!
321
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,360
No, where are we going?
322
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:36,960
Apollo side of Ardwick.
323
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,879
Branson, this is Carl,
a friend and neighbour.
324
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,959
Carl, Branson,
a colleague every third Sunday.
325
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,720
Just show Carl
what I saw earlier, Branson.
326
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,839
This is Frank dancing
outside Panama 2.
327
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,919
Now Cinnamon Street.
328
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,800
It's a bit ropier
than I'd like, but...
329
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,639
Round that corner's
where Cynthia lives, right?
330
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,079
And 62 minutes later,
coming back this way.
331
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,160
Hailing a taxi.
Where did he get the money?
332
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:18,079
I didn't make it up, Carl.
These pictures speak for themselves.
333
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,640
Your dad's in deep shit.
334
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,239
So you're experiencing
about two fits a month?
335
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,199
Correct.
336
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,680
You still getting pain down
the right of your neck?
337
00:21:29,681 --> 00:21:31,919
Yeah, it's worse, if anything.
338
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,639
Any falling injuries
when you have the fits?
339
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,959
No.
340
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,240
You're what, six foot?
341
00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:40,319
That's a long way to horizontal
without bumps and bruising.
342
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,079
I'm mostly on me arse
when they strike.
343
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,759
So what's this lot?
344
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,279
The fuck?!
345
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:56,319
Well, if you're surprised, I don't
know what the wife's gonna think.
346
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,960
When you've got dressed, you can go.
347
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,519
Oy!
348
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,640
Dad!
349
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,478
If you help us shift a bit of
furniture for a mate,
350
00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:40,520
there's a tenner in it for you.
351
00:22:40,521 --> 00:22:42,600
Tell him it's 20 or he's had it.
352
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,840
No, sack that. Not in here.
353
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,320
You all right?
354
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,520
Smoke if you want.
355
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,359
I got up and sang a top notch
version of that at
356
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,079
Manny Holden's pre-trial party.
357
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,959
We'd been on mushrooms his
twisted wife had brewed up for us...
358
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,119
just twatted,
359
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,919
totally twatted...
360
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,399
I couldn't believe me eyes when
361
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:31,119
they played that tape at his wake
when he copped-out at Strangeways.
362
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,360
Dad.
363
00:24:32,361 --> 00:24:37,479
Hang on. A) I can't remember a thing
364
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,159
about that night with the
mushrooms, Manny and the singing.
365
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,959
Not just as in normal "can't"
366
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,279
like waking up in Fallowfield
between that
367
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,719
fat, black, spotty bird and her mam.
368
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,920
I mean...
369
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,919
There on stage
370
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:03,160
like belting Fix You out...
371
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,880
which still scares me shitless
because, B)...
372
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,440
I couldn't sing it sober
if I tried.
373
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,320
I didn't think I was capable.
374
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:30,679
If it was you and I've to
hear it from anyone else,
375
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,599
that'd be us finished.
376
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,080
You know that, don't you?
377
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,160
And I haven't a fucking
clue where I got these.
378
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,760
What we gonna do with me, Carl?
379
00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:54,600
If they've to come and fetch you,
there's three years' difference.
380
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,799
Out of how many?
381
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,760
Says five to seven on the web.
382
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,800
Jesus wept!
383
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,439
I can't. I can't, I can't! I can't
do time again, Carl.
384
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,239
Not at my age.
385
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,999
Nobody leaves you alone...
386
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,120
It'll crucify me.
387
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,639
In all seriousness, I reckon your
arse is fine smelling like that.
388
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,239
Fuck me arse, we've all sold arses!
389
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:53,679
But nowadays it's random drug
tests so you can't take a piss
390
00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:00,440
without literally grassing yourself
up. What else is there?
391
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,920
Come on, Dad.
392
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,200
Come on. I'm coming with you.
393
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,359
I'm here to hand meself in.
394
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,039
Commencing interview with
Vernon Francis Gallagher,
395
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,519
on charges of burglary, common theft
and causing grievous bodily harm
396
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,479
to Mrs Cynthia Feltz.
397
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,119
Attending Officers DI Carroll,
DC Sheridan, with Mr Ashton Strang
398
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,240
from duty legal
services representing the defendant.
399
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,919
Slept OK, Frank?
400
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,079
Not three hours.
401
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,319
Hopefully see you through
till teatime, though, eh?
402
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,560
And sleep's the great healer so
how's that voice coming along?
403
00:28:29,561 --> 00:28:31,679
Wrong man or Fifth Amendment
404
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,839
that's all you're
getting cos it's all I've got.
405
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,719
Forensics rustled a few new words
up for you, Frank.
406
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,279
Scene of crime. DNA. Positive match.
407
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:48,200
Prisoner 1052, Gallagher,
Vernon Francis.
408
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,160
Get your head down while
we proof your press release.
409
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,600
Interview terminated 13:52.
410
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,240
Police today named their prime
suspect in the attack on
411
00:29:17,241 --> 00:29:20,159
the Beswick pensioner,
76-year-old Cynthia Feltz...
412
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,639
at her home late Thursday night...
413
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,440
Francis Vernon Gallagher from
neighbouring Chatsworth Estate...
414
00:29:24,441 --> 00:29:28,079
was formally charged with actual
bodily harm and remanded
415
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,559
into custody after...
416
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,880
magistrates denied his
application for bail.
417
00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:34,080
Three and four...
418
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,719
Where's Frank? Where is he?
419
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,480
Where is he? Where is he?
420
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,278
Where is he?
421
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:43,360
I don't know where he is.
I don't know.
422
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,280
The Officer in charge of the case,
Detective Inspector Clarice Carroll,
423
00:29:47,281 --> 00:29:50,799
confirmed police are pursuing...
424
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,080
no further leads in connection
with the crime
425
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,640
at the time of this report.
426
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,400
Yeah, that's right!
427
00:30:11,401 --> 00:30:15,759
If you're gonna chain-smoke five
in a row, spend a lot more on 'em.
428
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,958
And I'm booking three health
and fitness reviews for
429
00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:19,800
eight in the morning.
Back to your desks.
430
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,080
I've just remanded your dad
on positive DNA samples.
431
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,760
You know he didn't do it.
I can tell.
432
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,639
If he swears he never set
foot in Cynthia Feltz' home,
433
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,279
how come his DNA was
found in her living room?
434
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,200
Old lady beaten literally
half to death, Carl.
435
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,639
Stella! Stella!
436
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,120
Carl! Avril's got her next door.
437
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,399
They nearly hit us with that.
438
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,159
These were local, Carl.
439
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,480
My old boyfriend.
440
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,800
I've an ex works for Novotel.
441
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,360
We live here.
442
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,560
We've done nothing wrong.
443
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,639
Hey, it's not a soup kitchen!
444
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,800
We've a system.
445
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,359
Get off!
446
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,160
Carl! Aaah!
447
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,600
Carl! What are you...
448
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,200
Where's your kid?
449
00:32:52,201 --> 00:32:54,079
What's a your kid?
450
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,318
Your kid, Kev.
451
00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:56,558
I need to speak to Kev now.
Where is he?
452
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,278
Carl, dragging me out
in the street looking like
453
00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:00,400
Life Of Brian's
mum isn't how you ask for a favour!
454
00:33:00,401 --> 00:33:03,319
Kelly. If you fuck me about,
455
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,120
I'll dump you on a roundabout
and set fire to your blanket.
456
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,279
He's in Nottingham. But what
good's that without a postcode?
457
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,199
And why the fuck would I
keep a postcode in a blanket?
458
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,920
What do you want him for?
459
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,199
Well, I'm not walking back.
460
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,040
You'll have to go and get my stuff.
461
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,560
Tell her she's in big
bother for this! Cheeky thing.
462
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,160
It's over a year old, I don't
know whether... Hello?
463
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,840
That's not Veronica, is it?
464
00:33:46,841 --> 00:33:49,280
I'm trying to reach Kev Ball.
465
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,600
Kevin Ball.
466
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,800
And where's work?
467
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,999
Yo! Phone!
468
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,360
Yeah.
469
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,600
Before you start, the kids used
470
00:34:18,601 --> 00:34:20,079
'all the hot water.'
471
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,200
Kev.
472
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,520
It's Carl
473
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,639
Carl Gallagher.
474
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,639
Give over!
475
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,559
That's more Tom Waits.
476
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,880
'What happened to Tin Man?'
477
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,120
What's up, Carl?
478
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,880
Carl?
479
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,319
'Carl?'
480
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,520
No, it's a ginger bloke.
481
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,359
Wow!
482
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,719
Who's tidied you up?
483
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,479
Who missed you out?!
484
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,399
All right, Kev?
485
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,480
Size of this!
486
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,479
Wow.
487
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,279
Swear to God right,
his 13th birthday,
488
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,199
he looked way too weird
to have going-out clothes.
489
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,839
You actually said it, when
I couldn't blow me candles out.
490
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,679
Only cos they were Silk Cuts!
491
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,360
Jesus, Frank!
Where've they had you, Guantanamo?
492
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,239
Sorry, love, ignore me.
It's just me sense of humour.
493
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,599
I'm Kev.
494
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,560
Patricia. Patty.
495
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,279
Whoa! Don't need to ask
who your dad is, do I?
496
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,720
Stop there, cos he doesn't.
497
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,239
Who? Cynthia Feltz.
498
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,319
Dinner lady they sacked
from St Ted's.
499
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,640
Kept turning up in her pinny
with no knickers on.
500
00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:30,839
Little Cynth? How old now?
501
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,479
Mental age barely double figures
with the mirror,
502
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,599
God bless the specimen, but...
503
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,959
77 this coming Saturday.
504
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,639
Who the fuck'd try nailing Frank
for a stunt like that?
505
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,199
Look. I'm right, though,
aren't I, Kev?
506
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,319
I remember me and Debs fetching you
and me dad butties and stuff
507
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,600
helping him on a job
round Cynthia's house.
508
00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:52,679
Soz, Carl.
That's not how I remember it, mate.
509
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,519
You said on the phone. You did.
Debbie's kept receipts.
510
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,119
I said on the phone
I'd worked on the house.
511
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:58,920
Yeah, with me dad!
512
00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:00,239
Yeah.
513
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,639
In his dreams, the bedridden gonk!
514
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,399
'He'd buggered off with half my tools
and a brand-new step ladder,
515
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,679
'which I was fairly chilled about
cos he'd nicked 'em from me
516
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,359
'before and forgotten who from, so he
always tried selling 'em back to me.
517
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,320
'Comes around, goes around, y'know?'
518
00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:18,700
I only went round to Fuzzy
Feltz's cos the cheeky twat
519
00:37:18,701 --> 00:37:22,079
was trying to sting her
for 200 quid plus petrol.
520
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,999
Had no fucking car anyway!
521
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,599
Should I be swearing on it?
522
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,319
Phrase it how you like,
long as I get the truth.
523
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,999
It's the truth. Took me a week to
make it liveable for her.
524
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,679
So, Frank Gallagher was physically
inside Cynthia Feltz's living room
525
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,119
when you were present
and clearly able to identify him.
526
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,559
I know, should've got five years for
that!
527
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:54,480
Look, even if Frank did this...
He just... didn't.
528
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,480
There you are, mate.
529
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,759
Know what?
530
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:17,679
I looked her right in the eye
till I knew she believed every word.
531
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,759
You know what else? It don't count
for a fucking bean,
532
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,799
because they've still got witnesses
to the scratchcard stunt,
533
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,199
CCTV of him round her patch that
night, and every fucker seen him
534
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,640
flashing big cash at the bar.
535
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,320
He couldn't be more fucked, Carl.
536
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,600
You wanted to see me, Frank?
537
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,559
Frank, c'mon.
538
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,999
Nobody in my team
wants to nail the wrong bloke,
539
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,480
just for public opinion
brownie points.
540
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,279
They think
you're concealing evidence.
541
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,960
I know you are.
542
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,440
I did walk her home.
543
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,160
And I was after her winnings.
544
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,119
My turn.
545
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,279
'I caught her up
after she'd left the Jockey.'
546
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,919
on our secret telly?
547
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,079
Tinker Tailor. Tommy Cooper.
548
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,959
Blue Remembered Hills.
Ronnie Barker. Edge Of Darkness.
549
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,599
Pans People flashing their clouts
to Diamonds And Pearls.
550
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
And?
551
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,920
Pearls!
552
00:39:55,921 --> 00:39:59,159
I thought you
were going to say Follyfoot Farm.
553
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,599
Why the fuck would I?
554
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,919
Cos you know I like it.
555
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,760
You fucking watch it then,
can't you?
556
00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:08,039
Look it's like I said,
I'll get my own telly, right?
557
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,839
And you sub me till
an election... the election.
558
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,759
Ask Cynthia properly!
559
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,960
Pleeeease.
560
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,840
Fuck it, I can't do this.
561
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,439
Just tell Cynthia to get back in
her box, the silly old slop rag.
562
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,720
Granted!
563
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,320
Go on.
564
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,399
If it gets any clearer...
565
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,360
I'll be topping meself.
566
00:41:26,641 --> 00:41:28,159
What?!
567
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,040
Tell us something about Frank, Mimi.
568
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:35,199
Kevin fuck'n Ball! You owe us 30
for weed and six years of interest.
569
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,919
Not twice,
you thieving scouse bastard!
570
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,360
Pint?
571
00:41:38,361 --> 00:41:40,119
Yes.
572
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,719
You lived here years before me.
573
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,679
Frank Gallagher? Come on.
574
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,279
He hasn't give us
one line of defence.
575
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,039
He shouldn't need to.
Plus I worked here seven years.
576
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,839
Never paid scratch-card
prize money in 20s,
577
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,039
cos before midnight,
some of 'em can still count to five,
578
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,439
but ten tens, count three out before
they've palmed one and they're...
579
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,959
Y'know what I mean?
580
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,999
Plus, Frank was paying in 20s,
wasn't he?
581
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,280
Is this on the house? Ta.
582
00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:06,999
Y'all right, Monroe, how's it going?
583
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,320
Actually, I was in the shower
this morning, going,
584
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:12,720
"Things are looking..." Y'know when
everything looks more colourful?
585
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,280
If Shane's laid a finger on you,
now is the time to say.
586
00:42:16,281 --> 00:42:18,039
What? Give over.
587
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,199
Twice with oven gloves
cos I'd blow him off if he did!
588
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,720
So that's a Man B.
589
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,120
Marty.
590
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,560
Mar... Marty?! Are you stuffing
crack up your crack, Kel?
591
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,480
Marty is me, Kev.
592
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,080
Myrna? Did you get it for us?
593
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,679
Marty? Marty...?
594
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,839
No, hang on, hang on! Pen.
595
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,320
Pen, pen!
596
00:42:46,321 --> 00:42:48,640
Right! Got a pen?
597
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,880
Right, go on.
598
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,760
Brilliant.
599
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,320
'Tell 'em thanks
for the collection.'
600
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,599
'Erm... and...'
601
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,640
Jamie. Borrow you a sec?
602
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,759
This's Saturday's takings.
603
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,319
The only person drinking
Flip-Flops was Patty.
604
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,479
The only person paying was Frank.
605
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,959
He spent way more than Cynthia lost.
606
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,959
And between 'em, they spent
more than that on scratchcards!
607
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,639
What, he couldn't have gone
under her floorboards for more?
608
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,320
Plus, we paid her in tens.
609
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,359
Frank was blowing 20s.
610
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,519
Now then, I'll have one of them.
611
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,079
It wasn't her money.
612
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,440
Karen?
613
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,760
Yeah?
614
00:43:43,761 --> 00:43:46,079
Can you come and look
at something for us?
615
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,839
'Erm...ears waxed.
616
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,639
'And de-loused...
617
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:57,359
'And they've made me look
absolutely champion down here!'
618
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,280
You didn't leave that in on purpose?
619
00:44:04,281 --> 00:44:05,799
I didn't make her do it!
620
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,680
You showed me this yesterday.
621
00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:10,599
Nah, this is different.
D'you remember Jody Garcia?
622
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,119
Yeah. Yeah, she's piled it on!
623
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,799
Tell me about it.
624
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,919
When I get hold of her number, first
thing I ask is, "When are you due?"
625
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,799
What were you ringing her for?
626
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,879
Well... she was in the queue
for Panama Two
627
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,840
and got Frank on her phone.
He wasn't jigging on his own! Look!
628
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,679
I haven't a clue
who it is, have you?
629
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,680
One of the Macreadys
is dealing that patch.
630
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,919
That's "Growbag" Macready.
631
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,799
He's bunging something
into Frank's pocket,
632
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,640
and it isn't fucking caster sugar!
633
00:44:42,641 --> 00:44:44,999
Which is a lot more believable
634
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,120
as to where Frank got his hands
on that turnover.
635
00:44:47,121 --> 00:44:49,679
Is he working for Growbag?
636
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,800
Grow up! Afghans wouldn't
let Frank run drugs for 'em!
637
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,200
Do you know a Growbag?
638
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,040
Growbag Macready?
639
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,799
I was at school with him. Why?
640
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,000
Watch this.
641
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,199
Why's this good news?
642
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,680
Cos look! He's slipping coke
in me dad's pocket.
643
00:45:12,681 --> 00:45:14,879
Will they let us take it in
to show him?
644
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,719
Will they fuck!
645
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:19,399
We can't let the police get hold
of this! They'll string him up!
646
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,640
Frank has to see it.
647
00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:22,720
Or we'll be here till the Olympics.
648
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,160
Fucking 'ell, I am in trouble.
649
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,439
Kev Ball?
650
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,800
Your hair looks good.
651
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,519
You, you fucking Harmony hairspray.
652
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,920
Sheriff of fucking Nottingham.
653
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,359
Listen, Frank.
654
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,399
In a sec, not now...
655
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,679
Aidan's going to open his jacket
and show you what's underneath.
656
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,279
Y'got a bit of weed?
Just drop it by me shoe. Drop it.
657
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,799
No, Dad, the nipple.
658
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,240
What?
659
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,879
Argh!
660
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,839
Argh, you fucking thing!
661
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,280
Yes! Yes!
662
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,439
Yes! Growbag!
663
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,520
That's Growbag!
664
00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:35,639
Yeah, we know! But Growbag... what?
665
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,159
He was there.
666
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:37,840
Dance.
667
00:46:37,841 --> 00:46:41,079
"" He goes,
"Keep fucking dancing, Frank."
668
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,519
I will cut your throat here and now!
669
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,960
What? There's a drink in this.
670
00:46:44,961 --> 00:46:48,879
Just something I need you to look
after for me for a couple of hours.
671
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,158
Cheers, Growbag.
672
00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:51,320
Don't look round.
673
00:46:51,321 --> 00:46:54,879
Cops are milking the overtime
like Chilean fucking miners!
674
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,998
Don't look!
675
00:46:55,999 --> 00:46:57,160
Start walking.
676
00:46:57,161 --> 00:47:00,159
You go straight to the Irish Club...
677
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,360
I'm on an errand.
678
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:03,399
You go straight to the Irish Club...
679
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,559
No, I'm meant to be
walking her home...
680
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,079
You go straight to the Irish Club
and you stay fucking put
681
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,679
till I turn up.
682
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:17,879
You don't sell it,
you don't take it, you keep it safe.
683
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,479
Eleven o'clock.
684
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,798
With the coke.
685
00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:21,760
With the dog.
686
00:47:21,761 --> 00:47:25,279
She won't be able
to find her way if...
687
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,400
What dog?
688
00:47:26,401 --> 00:47:31,200
A mad fucking Nazi mutt
trying to hump me senseless.
689
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,919
But I must've got
to the Irish Club as instructed.
690
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,719
I'm here Growbag, when you're ready.
691
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,200
Oops, sorry.
692
00:47:42,201 --> 00:47:45,039
Begging your pardon, miss!
693
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,599
For fuck... What's...?
694
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,000
But I've got a meeting!
695
00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,639
What happened with the drugs?
696
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,639
Well, no surprise there,
I can't fucking remember!
697
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,279
But I must've had the nouse to shift
a few bags to pay for the cabaret.
698
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,520
So...
699
00:48:00,521 --> 00:48:04,200
Hey, I'm not the dumb fuck
that everybody makes out, eh?
700
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,439
I've a gone a bit Mandela there.
701
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,599
Hey, and I get me money today, so...
702
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,960
skunk for tea!
703
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,160
Frank, Frank, Frank!
704
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,359
If you didn't walk
Cynthia home, who did?
705
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,359
C'mon, grandma, let's have you.
706
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,719
Where's he gone again?
707
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,999
Keep smiling, sweetheart.
708
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,799
Just walk and keep smiling,
all right?
709
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,800
Good girl. Mushroom, get her home.
710
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,320
Get her home!
711
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,999
H... 'kin 'ell!
712
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,438
But, I wouldn't, would I?
713
00:48:52,439 --> 00:48:53,880
I wouldn't, would I?
714
00:48:53,881 --> 00:48:58,319
Why would... How would I...
715
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,640
I dib in a Macready...
716
00:48:59,641 --> 00:49:02,159
Frankly, Frank,
it's a bit late for that.
717
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,040
No, seriously... don't.
718
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,519
Hang on a minute.
If you've heard all that,
719
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,198
you know
Frank's not in the running for this.
720
00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:09,000
I want it in a written statement.
721
00:49:09,001 --> 00:49:10,639
No, no, that's your noose, Frank.
722
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,239
If you don't, I'll let you go
723
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,239
and you take your chances
with Growbag.
724
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:14,838
Don't, Dad, seriously.
725
00:49:14,839 --> 00:49:16,040
No way.
726
00:49:18,001 --> 00:49:19,640
All right.
727
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,519
You testify
in both investigations...
728
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,599
Mrs Feltz', Vince Macready...
729
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600
Who? Growbag!
730
00:49:26,601 --> 00:49:28,879
Which guarantees you
full privileges
731
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,080
of the official
Witness Protection Program.
732
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,958
You've no other option, Frank.
733
00:49:33,959 --> 00:49:34,920
Don't do it, mate.
734
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,760
He's out cold!
735
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,440
What time do you call this?
736
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,199
I've been in a coma ten hours?
737
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,199
You've been knocked out for ten
minutes. The rest you slept through.
738
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,158
St Mary's, if it
makes any difference.
739
00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:26,400
Right...
police guards, and shit?
740
00:50:26,401 --> 00:50:29,479
We're here.
741
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,999
And I'm on full expenses for wotnot?
742
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,559
Y'know, witness thingy.
743
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,000
Frank, fuck off!
744
00:50:36,001 --> 00:50:38,599
As soon as she's done with your
stitches, you're on your own.
745
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,639
Fuck... they'll shred me!
746
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,679
Fucking shred me!
747
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,519
Preventing that is
totally within your power.
748
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,919
Give me a supportable statement,
749
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,238
I'll get CPS to grant
you protected status.
750
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,040
Either way, you're going somewhere
751
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:55,600
you've never been, so don't
forget your toothbrush, eh, Frank?
752
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,720
Any chance of a nosh, chubbychops?
753
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,799
All right. I give you a phrase,
you give me the name of the book.
754
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,239
'Bright Eyes'.
755
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,919
Most Haunted!
756
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:24,640
We've no carrots so I'll give
you extra onion gravy, all right?
757
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,920
Pass us an 'onion gravy' Frank.
758
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,599
Who said in which film
'Please Sir, can I have more?'.
759
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,279
Bobby Sands!
760
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,320
Jamie!
761
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,599
Take over, Paxman.
How'd you get here?
762
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,799
Through Highgrove Park.
763
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,598
These should fit.
764
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:50,678
Fuck off, they're mine!
765
00:51:50,679 --> 00:51:52,640
And that is going nowhere near him.
766
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:55,159
Oi! This is all down to
you shamrock gobshites.
767
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,799
The least you owe me is
protection, free bar and sustenance.
768
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,640
He's not kicking
me out, the tramp.
769
00:52:00,641 --> 00:52:03,440
This is the first place
the Macready's'll look.
770
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,278
Fucking hell! Osama Bin Deadawhile!
771
00:52:12,279 --> 00:52:14,238
Right Frank in the
shower, for fuck sake.
772
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,560
I'll stick some of Dad's
clothes outside the door.
773
00:52:16,561 --> 00:52:19,759
And Frank, can I say summat
while we're all in one room here...
774
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,720
we're all genuinely
gutted about the rumours and...
775
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:24,599
And brainless, lethal bullshit.
776
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,279
But I'm telling you, Frank, if you
had done it, you'd be lucky to
777
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,999
be alive. We were only wrong about
you decking a retarded pensioner,
778
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,880
but that's cos you were elsewhere
muling gak for a reptile whose gear
779
00:52:34,881 --> 00:52:39,839
you spunked and never paid for, but
never once was I fingering you...
780
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,880
that was Geoffrey and Bungle here.
781
00:52:40,881 --> 00:52:42,600
Fuck off!
782
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,039
Open the fucking door now!
783
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,799
Where's Frank?
Macreadys are on their way.
784
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,920
Frank's only dead if he's
lucky, I'm telling you.
785
00:53:16,921 --> 00:53:18,359
Get him out the bath.
786
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,560
Gimme your car keys, I'll disappear
Frank. Quicker than that!
787
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,119
Frank, move!
788
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,279
Where the
fuck are you taking me now?!
789
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,639
Just get him in and... in!
790
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,240
Not so fucking rough, Karen!
791
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,358
Just give us enough
for a Holiday Inn then.
792
00:53:44,359 --> 00:53:45,160
Who'd you think you are?
793
00:53:45,161 --> 00:53:47,360
Says the prossie!
794
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,319
Relax. It's a Muslim.
795
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,720
Nah, Ches, come on mate, this is bad
timing this, mate.
796
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,640
Will you chill out?
797
00:54:15,641 --> 00:54:18,799
Seriously, I can't, mate.
I've got Patty and Stella out there.
798
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,279
Where they belong, the tramps.
799
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:26,039
Light that. She's teaching your
Stella Paddy rebel songs, you know.
800
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,998
We do that, it's fucking Guantanamo.
801
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,400
Scared to go out.
802
00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:37,880
Yeah, I'm not surprised,
with that scraggy old turnip!
803
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,240
Can I say 'turnip'?
804
00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:44,319
Fuck!
805
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,760
Look, stay in your cot!
Two secs!
806
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:57,999
Where is he?
807
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,599
He'll be ages yet.
808
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,679
These won't last two minutes!
809
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,400
I'll sort you a lift home!
810
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,400
Taxi, please.
811
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,040
You couldn't split a fiver
for the slot machines, could you?
812
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,079
Hiya!
813
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,839
Hello again.
814
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,560
Wow, what a coincidence!
815
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,479
You and the mujidaddists, eh?!
816
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,959
The Jihadists.
817
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,240
You had 'em all sitting
about in your kitchen,
818
00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:47,039
fuckin' singing,
songs you couldn't even remember.
819
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:47,840
Name one.
820
00:55:47,841 --> 00:55:49,439
Any fuckin' one!
821
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,039
Look I knew plenty of songs...
Just mixed all the words up.
822
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,999
Hey, they've stopped texting.
823
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,519
What've I done?
824
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,160
You serious?
825
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,199
You said they scared you shitless?
You said they were 'lethal'.
826
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,200
Yeah, they are.
827
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,839
All they wanted from me was bulk
Jammie Dodgers at less than cost.
828
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,359
I told 'em to fuck right off!
829
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,519
Standard!
830
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:22,319
Yes, lad! I know, but look at
all this bleach I'm stuck with!
831
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,839
And who else round here buys bleach?
832
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,039
So where's the helmet?
833
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,959
M?
834
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,319
Chatsworth to here's five A-roads.
835
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,519
Taxi.
836
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,479
To see me?
837
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,080
It was, yeah.
838
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,719
Jump? Or Justice?
839
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:51,879
Well... I've had a couple of pervy
accidents thinking about the first,
840
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,239
when we met...
841
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:58,319
But, no, I'm no threat
cos I'm happily married.
842
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,199
Or happily married cos I'm no threat.
843
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,319
Fuck it, you know what I mean,
and hey... just for the record
844
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,399
I'm no pussy-gimp either. But y'know,
Cheers anyway, how are you?!
845
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,800
I'm good.
846
00:57:08,801 --> 00:57:13,400
You're being a bit thick about Frank,
no offence.
847
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,839
Whatever happens,
he's rattling like a vibrator
848
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,679
in a biscuit tin, poor tramp.
849
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,519
He's had it with your
lot if he doesn't make
850
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,719
a statement against Mushroom,
Growbag's hit list if he does.
851
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,839
I don't need to do anything with
Frank,
852
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,279
but wait for him to fall into
prison.
853
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,799
Then why are your
lads still out looking?
854
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,639
For reasons I can't disclose and
in the public's best interest,
855
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,480
I want action sooner than later,
yeah.
856
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,999
We could sort this out...
if you stop being greedy.
857
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,280
Who the
fuck d'you think you're talking to?
858
00:57:47,281 --> 00:57:50,000
Wow. That's just given me a semi.
859
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:57,559
You can collar Growbag anytime.
You wanna flash your tits upstairs,
860
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,559
bagging Mushroom for attempted murder
and a Drug Swoop. Yeah, they're gonna
861
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,999
love you upstairs, but I'm
begging you, don't orphan Carl.
862
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,119
Being in charge is
crippling the lad,
863
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,040
whose dad, we all know, is innocent.
864
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,600
Please, I'm begging you.
865
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,159
Bagging one Macready
866
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:23,280
is more than enough to flash tits for
your James Andertons.
867
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,519
What's Growbag's thoughts on that?
868
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,079
You've nothing without Growbag.
869
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,919
And if he can't hand
his brother over,
870
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,759
which he won't, you've nothing.
871
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,880
You've fuck all without Frank.
872
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,119
I can trust you?
873
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,160
Where's Frank?
874
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,480
I don't know how
you coulda missed him!
875
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,239
You two two-faced
useless little twat!
876
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,679
It was me, Frank. Kev did that.
877
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,279
No, I want the full Miranda,
878
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,800
in front of witnesses, every word
or you can fuck off, I'm sticking.
879
00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:05,439
You're not being arrested,
880
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,199
you thick, stinking dicksack!
881
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,599
What does this look like then?
882
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,559
Easy! I'm not a fucking terrorist.
883
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,239
Crowing thrice!
884
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,038
You ginger-haired hanging basket!
885
00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:17,318
I've got me reasons.
886
00:59:17,319 --> 00:59:18,400
Well, I hope you choke on them.
887
00:59:18,401 --> 00:59:20,240
Outside now!
888
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,278
If you're banging her,
I'll bruise you, Kev.
889
00:59:32,279 --> 00:59:32,960
Behave yourself! Oi!
890
00:59:32,961 --> 00:59:34,839
You have, haven't you?
891
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:35,679
No!
892
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,679
Look at me!
893
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,639
Scouts honour! Dib, dib, dib!
894
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,519
I let her watch me have a wank in the
back of the car, and she let me cum
895
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,399
on her foot, bare foot.
But that's all.
896
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,599
I could've had the lot, but no!
897
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,439
He's on his own down her patch,
how is that safer?
898
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,879
Oi, believe me, he's safer
with her if this goes wrong.
899
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,879
Look... Mimi, right,
900
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,519
has got us an appointment
with Growbag in a couple of hours.
901
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,040
Growbag is going to
have to let Mushroom go.
902
01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:14,919
Not serious?
903
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,999
Frank nails Mushroom in his
statement, cos, c'mon', he has to.
904
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,360
But he doesn't have to testify
against Growbag, which is good news.
905
01:00:20,361 --> 01:00:22,360
So?! We're back where we started!
906
01:00:22,361 --> 01:00:25,919
Except now, we've got information
that Growbag seriously needs to hear.
907
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,439
How, where and when the police are
planning their big raid on his patch.
908
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,320
How did we know that?
909
01:00:30,321 --> 01:00:33,119
From her! Jesus! Come here!
910
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:37,399
She's got her reasons, apparently.
911
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,318
No, no, no, Carl, you're not coming.
912
01:00:39,319 --> 01:00:41,640
I've been talking to dealers
since I was in year three.
913
01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:44,239
Not ones connected to three
murders that we know of.
914
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,439
Carl, if shit's going round
about your dad, and it will,
915
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,159
and you hit the ceiling
and it all kicks off,
916
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,440
we're gonna end up buried
under a scrapyard somewhere.
917
01:00:52,441 --> 01:00:54,599
Right and if you come back saying
918
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:58,359
'I did my best, but it's a no'
then Kev, I'll blame you.
919
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,839
Shift it! In the car!
He's fetched us forward an hour.
920
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,680
How much are you ordering
and what's your best price?
921
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,478
Look, Mimi, right,
there's been a change of plan.
922
01:01:10,479 --> 01:01:11,640
Fuck off!
923
01:01:11,641 --> 01:01:15,039
My dad's looking at five to seven if
Growbag doesn't turn their kid in.
924
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,919
He worships his little brother.
925
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,400
Then we'll have to persuade him.
926
01:01:18,401 --> 01:01:21,960
No! Fuck off, he'll have your
necks on a butty.
927
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:27,519
You can't just change your mind!
We've arranged everything!
928
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,720
What, Carl?!
929
01:01:28,721 --> 01:01:31,359
You're not gonna look so
buxom if this gets round!
930
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,039
Ma Maguire's lost her bottle.
What's that gonna cost you?
931
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,639
Shut your yap!
932
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,279
I'm going. Thing's
have been a lot quieter round here
933
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,319
since you and Hindley fucked off!
934
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,359
Right, I'll meet you on
the corner of Springhill.
935
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,839
And it's just me and Mimi
doing the talking? Promise kiddo?
936
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,960
Promise?!
937
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,479
Jesus!
938
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:12,199
Quieter round here without me,
is it!?
939
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,160
I'm one of your own, you daft twats!
940
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,680
Fuck!
941
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,320
Come on, Carl, come on!
942
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:32,719
I was seeing her home, and yeah,
cadging, but no harm intended.
943
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:36,479
And I walked her as
far as Panama two's...
944
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,480
Yeah?
945
01:02:49,481 --> 01:02:51,999
'Me getting
to the Irish club's gone tits up'.
946
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,360
Say again... what went wrong?
947
01:02:53,361 --> 01:02:55,599
'Me. The bike'.
948
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,639
'No cars with four wheels or a
body in the fucking boot. Help!'
949
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,759
Second right, then second left.
950
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,999
No, wait. One. Two.
951
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,239
Three. Did I say two? So then it's
three. Is it?
952
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,519
Where's your thingy?! Your woman?!
953
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,920
It got robbed. Second or third?
954
01:03:12,921 --> 01:03:16,479
Remind me to get our Shane to fix
you up with a cheap-ish one, on me.
955
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,839
It'll be mine anyway. Two or three?
956
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,439
Who'd need more than one?
957
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:24,239
Fucking turnings! Second or third?!
958
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,760
Third!
959
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,040
Where's Kev?
960
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,320
Turn round, Carl.
961
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,360
Fucking turn round!
962
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,160
All right?
963
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:03,399
Fuck you! Get fucked,
you big dumb fluffer!
964
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,359
Give us a bottle!
965
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:10,839
Come on! And I'll slice your fuckin'
skittle down to clinical average.
966
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,519
Do you mind?!
My daughter's fucking dancing!
967
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,519
Fuck off!
968
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,720
Double vodka and a shot of Martini.
Snacks if you want.
969
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,320
Undo their wheel nuts.
970
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,200
What's happening now?
Is Kev kicking off?
971
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,320
How's it hanging, D-I-Y-O-Y?
972
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:52,879
If that's undercover,
I'm Jeremy fucking Beadle.
973
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,000
Who've you brought?
974
01:04:54,001 --> 01:04:55,560
No-one.
975
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,839
I'm here, because I realise
976
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,839
your other meeting's
pointless without me.
977
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,719
Mimi, Carl, Kev Ball...
978
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,600
When you hear what we've got to
say, you'll regret all your threats.
979
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,960
Private.
980
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,799
You brainless two-faced cow,
what are yous doing here?!
981
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,039
What did I tell you?
982
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,079
A filthy ten-incher in a skirt.
983
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,120
None of us wants this any of this
overheard. Least of all you.
984
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,040
This bit can only come from you,
mate. Come on.
985
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,879
Cynthia...
986
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,120
I had nothing to do with that.
987
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:58,959
Your Mushroom did.
988
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:04,119
Mushroom's never met Cynthia.
Never been near her house.
989
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,199
Attempted murder and rape.
990
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,279
My God.
991
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,439
Since when?
992
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:13,280
Her first question
after surgery was "Am I pregnant?"
993
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,359
It all came up on footage, this.
994
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,680
Been tracking me dad's movements
since when...
995
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,720
That night.
996
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,359
Not a word from Frank
offered or necessary.
997
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:35,439
I give you information to avoid
imminent raid or raids
998
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,399
by the drug squad.
We let this one go.
999
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,879
"We"?
1000
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,759
You're not drugs squad.
1001
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,759
Unlike your ex.
1002
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,200
Gus Carroll?
1003
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,280
How is their new baby?
1004
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:54,879
Hazel eyes, feeding issues,
astygmatism, two Christenings
1005
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,719
and pyloric stenosis.
1006
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,360
He emails.
1007
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,160
Carl, talk to him.
1008
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,719
Before we go, from...
1009
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:08,919
it's from thingy.
You get the dates of two planned
1010
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,759
drug raids on the table
from South and East divisions.
1011
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,560
When?
1012
01:07:12,561 --> 01:07:13,999
Today for all you know.
1013
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,959
It's not today. You've still time,
but if it ain't soon,
1014
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,040
you'll be leaving your shop behind.
1015
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,399
Plus, you cancel my dad's debts.
1016
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,759
Get a job. That's two and half grand
Frank lost me.
1017
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,599
Your dead dog tried bumming him
and the shit went all over the shop!
1018
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,600
Did she?
1019
01:07:31,601 --> 01:07:33,959
We have got a 14 million to one
1020
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,679
DNA match for your brother, forensic
matches of green paint from here
1021
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,319
and witness ID from Cynthia
if we need it,
1022
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,320
but she really
doesn't deserve that stress.
1023
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,160
He did, Growbag,
he kicked t'fuck out of her.
1024
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,760
We've still got time.
1025
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,560
Where's our Mushroom?
1026
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,800
Keep him there.
1027
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,079
Plus...
1028
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,239
I need town transport.
1029
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,760
Not you driving.
1030
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:21,399
Mushroom stays with me.
1031
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,679
Nobody fetches him.
1032
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:24,920
I'll bring him in.
1033
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,480
Can I? With a lawyer?
1034
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,200
And you.
1035
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,239
You tell Frank...
1036
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,199
his slate's clean,
1037
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:42,000
once he's done three 40 hour weeks
on the family stalls.
1038
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,199
I'm here to ask a favour.
1039
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,359
Actually, you owe me big time,
so I'm calling a favour in.
1040
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,679
Micky needs a place to stay,
so I said he can stop here.
1041
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:20,598
That's good of you.
1042
01:09:20,599 --> 01:09:22,000
You need the company.
1043
01:09:22,001 --> 01:09:25,639
Not when you keep coming round
telling me we can't see each other.
1044
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,400
Hiya. Kel said you wouldn't mind.
1045
01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:29,159
You could do with the company.
1046
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,399
No problem, Micky.
Mi shithole es su shithole.
1047
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,079
Told you he wouldn't mind.
1048
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,759
Micky could help with the bills.
1049
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,199
Such as they are.
1050
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,438
Such as they are.
1051
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,838
I can grab some stuff from mum's,
make it a bit more comfy and stuff.
1052
01:09:41,839 --> 01:09:43,038
Like a hoover.
1053
01:09:43,039 --> 01:09:44,120
Fumigation kit.
1054
01:09:44,121 --> 01:09:47,719
You'll have
a great time here.
1055
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:48,640
Are you sure you don't mind?
1056
01:09:48,641 --> 01:09:51,880
Like she said. Kelly said.
Do with the company.
1057
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,920
Lonely on my own.
1058
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,919
Ladies and gentlemen.
1059
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,920
The moment
you've all been waiting for,
1060
01:10:01,921 --> 01:10:04,679
the man you've all been
waiting for.
1061
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,640
The man you owe a fucking fortune
1062
01:10:06,641 --> 01:10:09,359
so dig deep
or you're going to get some looks.
1063
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,319
Frank Gallagher!
1064
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,239
Wheeey! Fucking hell!
1065
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,959
Go on! Freedom!
1066
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,999
Daniel Day Lewis, fucking what?!
1067
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,519
You knobhead.
1068
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,039
The Stillborn Ultimatum.
1069
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,520
Crossing a line, Swampy.
1070
01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:32,119
Come on.
Where were you, Skywalker?
1071
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,439
Third party voyeurism
and bombing about in a car
1072
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,080
your Pappy couldn't afford.
1073
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,959
Carl!
1074
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,240
Well done, mate.
1075
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,519
You know what you are to me,
my lovely?
1076
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:51,679
Cut it out!
1077
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,959
No, come on. A total cunt.
1078
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,599
H! Drink on me.
1079
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:56,720
Butch!
1080
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:00,839
Drink for the offspring.
Son of the father.
1081
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,839
Butch, forget it, this boy's
staying dry as a bone, here.
1082
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,320
I'm running Kev back to Nottingham.
1083
01:11:05,321 --> 01:11:07,559
Are you moving, Jaffa Cake?
1084
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:13,399
Ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
1085
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,319
for Mrs Cynthia Feltz.
1086
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,319
Here's the fella!
1087
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,239
Hey, fella! He's my little lover.
1088
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,439
My own personal Umpeldink.
1089
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,279
Fuck off,
you stink of Dettol and shit.
1090
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,919
Dettol and shit.
1091
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,439
Yeah, so keep your distance,
Fuzzy Feltz.
1092
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:34,959
No, they had to shave me!
1093
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,319
Everybody's eating!
1094
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,240
Where's your purse, by the way?
1095
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,480
Someone want to clue her in
about double jeopardy?
1096
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,759
'Fiona was 16
when she took over this family.
1097
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:58,239
'Debbie was about 11. Well...
1098
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,439
'11 or 12. Lip never did,
1099
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:03,239
'but only cos he was born knowing
about that kind of stuff.
1100
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,959
'I'm 21 and never been asked!'
1101
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,000
You know what's really true?
1102
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,599
And what's to be admired, Carl?
1103
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,760
You've never hurt anybody
in your life, have you?
1104
01:12:24,761 --> 01:12:26,719
Course I fucking have!
1105
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,159
You kidding? Welsh Taffy,
when I bust his bollocks.
1106
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:33,079
Spent a fortnight in hospital.
Ask anybody!
1107
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,719
Yeah, he threatened your Debbie
so you had to hurt back.
1108
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,399
But you've never hurt anybody first,
have you?
1109
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,360
Don't think I wouldn't know how to.
1110
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,478
You should be really proud of that.
1111
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:47,560
Cut it out, you poof!
1112
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,520
Neither of us
wants to hear me say this.
1113
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,160
You've your dad to thank for that.
1114
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,839
Ooof! Oi!
1115
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,440
It'll be the airbag next, you prick.
1116
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,200
You little shit!
1117
01:13:14,201 --> 01:13:16,399
Sorry, Kev, it's too fucking funny.
1118
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:25,159
No!
1119
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,680
I'm not concentrating
on the road here!
1120
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,959
When people like your mum disappear,
they don't want to be found.
1121
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,319
Tell me, you old bitch. Where's Mum?
1122
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,560
Friends that bruise together
stay together.
1123
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,039
She's already out. Sorry, mate.
1124
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:53,119
If I took him back, I'd be
on the streets shooting up in days.
1125
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,119
Billy is Cilla's dad.
1126
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,719
You shagged a 14-year-old?
1127
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,959
Mum, tell her you're not a paedo.
Are you?
1128
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,959
He's back and wants access to Cilla.
Everything's perfect as it is.
1129
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,120
Can you get off me now, please?
1130
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:09,400
What's the matter? I'm not gay.
1131
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,400
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