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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got your
Con-Dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know we cope
better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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The biggest mistake in life is
to believe someone belongs to you.
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I was 12 when I worked that one out.
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Mum died.
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I learnt that love and loyalty
are only a false sense of security.
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So if you've an ounce of nous,
don't give yourself away,
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cos in end, whether it's
out-growing each other,
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falling out of love, death,
all relationships fall apart.
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"Elizabeth, I sense and
feel your frustration,
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"but please, I implore you,
don't give up.
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"Happiness to those who dream
dreams, and are set to pay
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"the cost to make them come true.
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"Sincerely, Martin."
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Do you want a drink?
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Just an orange juice.
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Sub us a tenner.
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20 will do.
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Micky.
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Oi. You're barred.
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Back off.
You know he's on probation.
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Yeah, well, it's his
own fucking fault.
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You've been clamped.
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Shane's got to do Jackson's
poncey community action project
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as a condition of his probation.
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He's on his final warning.
If he fucks this up
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he'll be growing carrots with
some nonces in a cat C prison.
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Leave it be. For me.
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Ground rules. No drinks.
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And you leave as
soon as you're done.
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Silent treatment?
Very fucking mature.
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It's my colleagues and the people
I deliver to - they're all nasty.
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Plus I never see Frank.
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These days we're less Cathy and
Heathcliff and more Sid and Nancy.
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I'm tired when I get in, he's out,
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I get up early, he's passed out.
We're not making love.
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Too much information.
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Post for you.
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Tits and testes? Mimi, this is
supposed to be a night to raise
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awareness on the serious issue
of breast and testicular cancer.
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Cancer's depressing enough as it
is without been reminded of it.
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People want to have fun. We'll put
the happy into chemo ther-appy.
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I'm organising this and I want prestige not
notoriety for my community action project.
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Er...my pub.
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Yeah, our pub.
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Bet he's loving this.
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Who cares what he thinks?
I only agreed to this because
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the clamping turned us
into social lepers.
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If people see us eat humble pie,
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it'll win us favour and
we'll be back in business.
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Tilly's an inspiration.
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Her sort's the heartbeat
of this nation.
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Do you know how many charities miss
out on funds
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because she monopolises
all available donations?
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She's an innocent. She's a mate
of Rick Astley's and Sonia's.
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Ruthless as Rupert Murdoch.
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She's demanding 40% of the money
I raise for her own charity.
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Whatever. This place will
be packed to the rafters.
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We'll rake it in cos of her.
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How much longer do we have
to humiliate ourselves for?
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Permanently.
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I have been picking Jackson's brains
about starting our own charity.
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You what?
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I'm not talking about shifting
aid to third world shitholes.
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We'll be helping the plight of
the stranded expat pensioner
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in Marbella or the poverty
stricken kids of Hawaii.
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Anything that'll guarantee
us an all-year-round tan.
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Kelly and Shane feed the world?
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Yeah, pay ourselves a high wage, so
it's first class travel, gold taps,
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whatever we want. I'll register
first thing tomorrow.
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Give us your fucking money!
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Give us your fucking money!
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I hand him his post, we sit on the
bench opposite his house and talk.
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Sometimes we're hours.
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We've a lot in common.
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He, like me, has a condition.
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We both share a passion
for the art of letter writing
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and a disappointment
in its decline.
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You'll be telling me you finish...
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Off each other's sentences.
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Yes, we do. Mainly
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cos sometimes we're incapable
of finishing our own.
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Say cheese.
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Eh, you fucking pervert.
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This is research for a
serious disease, Frank.
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Do you think I want to spend
my night touching men's balls?
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It's making me sick.
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We decided to write and
exchange letters to keep
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the spirit of letter writing alive.
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That's all. Martin's a good friend.
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Talking about him turned your nipples
so hard you could've had me eyes out.
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It's not me you need to convince.
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I've, er, run out of gloves, though.
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I'm going to have to do it bareback.
You don't mind, do you?
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It'll be the first feel I've copped
for in weeks. Knock yourself out.
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Just so you know, the lump on me
right breast is just my third tit.
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It's got its own nipple.
I'm a biological wonder.
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Other booth, Lillian.
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What?
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Other booth!
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Ladles and jelly spoons,
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I give you Matilda Pucker!
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(THEY CHEER)
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Tilly! Tilly! Tilly! Tilly!
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Shhhh shh shhh!
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I love you all. Thank you.
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Matilda Pucker!
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(THEY CHEER)
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Don't worry about photos,
you can take those later on.
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Thank you all for
your generosity so far,
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and a special thank you
to one person in particular.
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He's been my right hand man.
Mr Shane Maguire, come on up!
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Shane's been inspired to start
his own charity because of me.
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How about that, eh? I'm sure
you'll have all of our support.
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Shane Maguire!
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Thanks, everyone.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Business. Not that it's
got fuck all to do with you.
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You've turned the family
against us, what more do you want?
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That was your doing.
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Tilly'll see you now.
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How you doing? You all right?
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And shut the door.
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Sit.
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Erm, I wondered if you would referee
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and help get my charity
registration approved?
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Would you be a gent?
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It's medicinal.
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Our secret?
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Mum said I made my first million
before I was three months old.
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I can make you dead popular.
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So you'll do it then?
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Oh, sorry!
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What are you doing?
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Be mine and I'll get
you what you want.
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What are you talking about?
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You think I'm ugly.
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Come here.
No, I don't.
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I've never had a boyfriend.
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I'm married.
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I'll pay you.
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Listen, you are a kid.
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You will find... you will find
someone that's your own age.
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Are you saying that because of my condition
I should only stick to basket cases?
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No, I didn't mean that.
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Know what people say about me? You can get
into bed with Tilly but you don't fuck Tilly.
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On the other hand...
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Oh, Jesus, you are sick.
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I'll make sure you're never
approved. Get back here.
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No one says no to me!
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Do you know anything about abortion?
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Like what?
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Reasons to have one...
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Shit. You're not?
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Shut up.
Got a debate in school tomorrow.
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Got to argue for pro choice.
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I don't believe in it.
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Except for him.
He's a walking advert for abortion.
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If you're having an abortion and
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some ethical shithead tells
you that you're a murderer,
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you're morally obligated to hit
them really hard in the face.
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Get us another one in and
I'll tell you some more.
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(TILLY SCREAMS) >
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Help! Help! I've been robbed! >
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Help me, help me! >
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My wheelchair's gone! >
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What colour was it?
Red one, was it?
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Terrible.
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(SNORES GENTLY)
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'Dearest Martin,
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'I will dare to dream...
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'..but as for happiness...'
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ALARM BEEPS
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'..I have none.
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'I'd never believed familiarity
could breed contempt until now.
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'This is the cost I pay.
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'The bubble has burst.
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'Fool was I to expect perfection.
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'That unblemished idea exists only
in happily ever after fairy tales.
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'Yet in my desperation I have
settled for happy incompatible.'
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Don't normally get custom
for wheelchairs here.
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For starters, abortion
could eradicate gays,
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cos, let's face it,
gays can't reproduce, can they?
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So who's making all the gay babies?
Think about it.
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And what about the dilemma of knowing
the risk of a baby being born
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with a debilitating birth defect?
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Or worse, if that baby
is David Cameron.
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Speaking of which, abortion should
be compulsory for ugly people.
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Just imagine if Anne Widdecombe
and John McCririck conceived.
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The mere thought sends you reaching
for a bottle of
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mothers ruin
and a knitting needle. End of.
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Yes!
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Oh, shit!
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Is nothing sacred?
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That's him there, that number two.
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Scum!
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'Elizabeth, your words
touch me like no other.
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'If I am to you
these places of solace,
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'then you are to me,
the roses of my garden,
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'the landscape of
my magical kingdom.
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'The sugar that sweetens me.'
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"Love, Martin."
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Do you mind? Rude bollocks.
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What about you?
That's a private letter for Libby.
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She met someone else?
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No. It's a letter from her uncle.
They're very close.
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You be off back to school now.
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Still got half an hour.
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Not here you haven't.
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Take Stella for a walk.
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You've nothing to be so happy about.
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(BURPS)
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You're...
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See ya, chicken!
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You're losing Libby.
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I think to someone
she's met at her job.
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Of course you're always
too tanked-up to notice.
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Well, it took its fucking time.
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What?
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Dementia has finally set in.
Hallelujah!
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I'm serious.
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Libby's not like anyone else.
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She has affairs of the mind.
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You know better than anyone
how she retreats
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into her fictional fantasies.
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God knows you took
advantage of it...
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Heathcliff.
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She's started doing it again.
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Why would you give a shit?
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You've done nothing but try
and split us up from day one.
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You can't stand it
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that me and Libby are genuine, so don't
give me your fucking head games.
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I won't deny that, but I'm no fool.
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Better the devil you know.
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And if this man is superior to you,
which I suspect he is,
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we'll both lose her.
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I want you to quit your job. It's
costing us more than you're bringing in.
253
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:51,421
These bills. The only thing your
job guarantees is that we get them!
254
00:15:57,142 --> 00:16:01,141
There's no point
keeping this from you.
255
00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:05,621
They've stopped
your benefits, Frank.
256
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:09,421
Oh, I know. Yeah.
257
00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:11,021
Told me to get a job
or lose my sick pay.
258
00:16:11,022 --> 00:16:13,061
Told them to stick it.
259
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:17,061
How can I do manual
labour with my back?
260
00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:21,621
You selfish arse. I can't do this,
I can't slave to make ends meet,
261
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,741
while you piss it up
against the wall.
262
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:27,141
It's only a six-month suspension.
Then I can make a fresh claim.
263
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:29,621
Six months. What makes you
think I'll still be here?
264
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:33,621
Trust me, got it all covered.
Coming into a little inheritance.
265
00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:35,261
You're not listening.
266
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,941
You don't care,
don't love anyone, especially me.
267
00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:38,741
Yeah, I d...
268
00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:39,781
Ey, you! >
269
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:42,781
Tish is being
threatened with suspension.
270
00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,221
Well, what you telling me for?
271
00:16:45,222 --> 00:16:47,541
I paid for his pint so he'd
help me with my debate at school,
272
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,061
but instead he filled my
head with all kinds of crap.
273
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,141
It's not my fault
she's thick as shit!
274
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,661
I've seen her trying to
eat yoghurt with a fork.
275
00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:58,661
That's not because she's thick,
it's because she's too bone idle
276
00:16:58,822 --> 00:17:01,421
to wash a spoon, you twat.
277
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:05,061
You'll go to Letitia's school
and you'll put things right.
278
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:07,301
Let's be rational here.
Jackson must know what to do.
279
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:10,015
He's a teacher.
280
00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:12,381
The less he knows, the better.
281
00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:15,033
It's complicated
282
00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:16,424
but the bottom line is
283
00:17:16,544 --> 00:17:20,352
I want what's best for my daughter.
You understand that.
284
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:25,309
You have to meet with the teacher
and save Letitia's school career
285
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:28,461
by whatever means necessary.
Have I fuck.
286
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,181
Let me put it another way.
287
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:34,943
I want you to do it
and if you love me, you will.
288
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:41,581
They say charity is a selfless act.
289
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,541
Load of shit. It's like Shane.
290
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:48,541
I'm being crucified, held to ransom,
for my own charitable conceit.
291
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,421
What?
292
00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:54,421
The pissing teachers meeting at
some posh girls' school, bastards.
293
00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:57,701
Micky, get on the phone
to the solicitors.
294
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,901
I want Shane out the nick.
295
00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:02,301
Tell him to cheat, bribe,
whatever to make it happen.
296
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:04,741
You're joking?
297
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:06,621
He's dragged us down the shitter.
298
00:18:06,622 --> 00:18:10,621
Cos of what he's done, people won't
deal with us, we're losing business.
299
00:18:12,582 --> 00:18:16,581
He's been sentenced to two weeks. He
knows a way out but we'll need your help.
300
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,461
Done the decent thing and owned
up to stealing the charity money?
301
00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:21,061
No. He didn't take the money!
302
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:25,061
Who took it then?
303
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,421
Thought so.
What he did was despicable.
304
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,981
Gutless.
305
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,981
So don't come crawling to us
expecting help. He can rot.
306
00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:48,181
Kelly.
307
00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:49,461
That was out of order!
308
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,701
If we take Shane's side
over this, we're fucked.
309
00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:56,701
I won't let that happen.
310
00:18:57,702 --> 00:19:01,701
Whether Letitia Powell used your
work or not, it's inexcusable.
311
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:05,861
I have to go ahead
with her suspension.
312
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:13,501
I'm surprised you show such a lack of concern
for the academic future of a young girl.
313
00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:18,141
One who, by all accounts, you are
responsible for potentially damaging.
314
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,421
I was expecting a fight on my hands.
315
00:19:21,422 --> 00:19:25,421
What else can I do? Got plenty of kids
of my own to know they're a lost cause.
316
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:29,501
You don't strike me as
the married family sort.
317
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,821
Well, I'm not. Married, that is.
318
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:35,301
Except to my job.
319
00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:38,301
Work in a brewery.
320
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,901
I'm boarded here 24/7.
321
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:43,381
I've sacrificed a lot for
my dedication to teaching.
322
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,021
And for what?
323
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:49,021
Year after year of sneering,
ungrateful, pubescent bitches.
324
00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:55,061
Our lives are thankless existences.
But we mustn't moan, eh?
325
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,221
We could help each other.
326
00:19:58,222 --> 00:20:00,541
I'm sure you understand.
327
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:04,541
A man in your position,
a woman in my position.
328
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:08,981
We both have needs
that our commitment
329
00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:12,981
to our careers cannot fulfil.
330
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:17,421
I'll excuse Letitia.
In return for a spot of cunnilingus.
331
00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:24,181
Licky, lick equals win-win.
332
00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:28,261
You're suspended.
333
00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:29,941
You're not the first, you know.
334
00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:31,861
She tries it on with all the dads.
335
00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:35,141
It's a good job I'm not yours then...
You knew this was going to happen?
336
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:39,141
Libby said to help me by
whatever means necessary.
337
00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:44,301
Don't do it and I'll tell
everyone that you nonced me.
338
00:20:53,662 --> 00:20:57,661
Oi, you little shits.
339
00:21:05,422 --> 00:21:09,421
I'll get it washed off as soon as.
340
00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:45,541
I'm not living here when you lot
have turned your back on Shane.
341
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,981
Jamie's got what he wanted.
342
00:21:47,982 --> 00:21:50,381
I've let things go too far.
343
00:21:50,382 --> 00:21:53,221
No more.
344
00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:55,501
And I'll be fucked before
I let anyone around here
345
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:57,821
accuse me of being a bad mother.
346
00:21:57,822 --> 00:22:00,021
We want to help clear Shane's
name and get him out the nick.
347
00:22:00,022 --> 00:22:02,301
So what's his plan?
348
00:22:02,302 --> 00:22:06,301
File in a sponge cake? Spring him
out through the prison shit pipe?
349
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:10,141
♪ Damn, the doctor's
just finished telling me
350
00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:11,821
♪ There's no time
351
00:22:11,822 --> 00:22:14,461
♪ Losing you could be the end of me
352
00:22:14,462 --> 00:22:16,701
♪ And that I... ♪
MUSIC STOPS
353
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,701
Did you bring some
white stuff as well?
354
00:22:18,702 --> 00:22:22,701
I know I said I don't do cocaine,
I just like the smell.
355
00:22:22,822 --> 00:22:26,821
What's wrong?
356
00:22:31,462 --> 00:22:33,661
But please, I've got a
rare internal organ disease.
357
00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:36,981
Only one in eight million
have what I have.
358
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:37,781
Whatever.
359
00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:40,221
Doctors can't help, getting
off my tits is the only way
360
00:22:40,222 --> 00:22:41,981
of numbing this constant ache.
361
00:22:41,982 --> 00:22:45,461
Fine, tell everyone!
No-one will believe you anyway.
362
00:22:45,462 --> 00:22:47,781
Go on, get out! Get out!
363
00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:51,781
Shut it!
364
00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:53,821
Shit!
365
00:22:53,822 --> 00:22:54,861
Shit!
Wait.
366
00:22:54,862 --> 00:22:58,861
Mimi!
367
00:23:02,142 --> 00:23:03,181
(Is she dead?)
368
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:07,181
Get up, bitch. I've raised enough
kids to know that wasn't a seizure.
369
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,181
It was a hissy fit.
370
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,861
Micky was a bastard for them.
371
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:16,861
I had borderline epilepsy!
372
00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:21,221
Get the fuck up.
You've got some work to do.
373
00:23:31,982 --> 00:23:34,541
I'm not the victim in all of this.
374
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:38,541
Shane is. People like him
need love, support, educating.
375
00:23:38,702 --> 00:23:42,261
That's why I'm dropping all charges
and requesting his immediate release.
376
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:43,821
Thank you.
377
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:44,981
Thanks.
378
00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:47,021
Thanks, bye.
379
00:23:47,022 --> 00:23:51,021
OK ladies,
can you come together please?
380
00:23:55,062 --> 00:23:59,061
'Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?'
381
00:24:19,462 --> 00:24:23,461
DOOR OPENS >
382
00:24:30,422 --> 00:24:33,501
Something up?
383
00:24:33,502 --> 00:24:37,501
Nothing.
384
00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:41,861
You OK?
385
00:24:41,862 --> 00:24:45,861
Well?
Did you go?
386
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,541
Course I did.
387
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:51,061
You fixed it for Letitia?
388
00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:55,061
Yes, yes! Ravage me with your
tongue, you dirty savage!
389
00:24:57,222 --> 00:25:01,221
I did it for you.
390
00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:02,981
Beer?
391
00:25:02,982 --> 00:25:06,581
If it's not too much trouble.
392
00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:10,581
Nothing's too much
trouble for my man.
393
00:25:10,662 --> 00:25:14,381
And for proving your love, treat
yourself down the Jockey later.
394
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:18,381
(BURPS)
395
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:22,541
Have you been eating tuna?
396
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:26,621
Yeah, it kind of lingers.
397
00:26:01,748 --> 00:26:03,587
Where did you get it?
398
00:26:03,588 --> 00:26:06,907
I think you're missing the
shitting point, Libby. Who's Martin?
399
00:26:06,908 --> 00:26:08,467
A friend.
A friend?
400
00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:11,101
"I can plug the hole in your existence."
401
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:13,915
Yeah, we can guess what fucking
hole he's talking about.
402
00:26:14,188 --> 00:26:15,627
D'you love him?
403
00:26:15,628 --> 00:26:16,467
I love...
404
00:26:16,468 --> 00:26:20,467
Then why is there a whole paragraph
dedicated to yours truly?
405
00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:23,067
He calls me a cunt.
How does he know that?
406
00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:24,227
Because I told him!
407
00:26:24,228 --> 00:26:27,107
I told him everything - good and bad.
408
00:26:27,108 --> 00:26:31,107
But I never, I swear, Frank.
We're just pen friends.
409
00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:34,147
Nothing physical happened, nothing!
410
00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:37,387
What happened is
ten times worse than that.
411
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:41,387
You opened up, you connected
emotionally to another man,
412
00:26:42,348 --> 00:26:46,347
that's what hurts...the most.
413
00:26:50,988 --> 00:26:52,827
And all this, Libby,
414
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:56,827
if he loved you with all the power
of his soul for a whole lifetime,
415
00:26:58,188 --> 00:27:02,187
he couldn't love you
as much as I do in a single day.
416
00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:05,267
There's an address here,
he wants to meet.
417
00:27:05,268 --> 00:27:09,267
So, if being with me
is so unbearable,
418
00:27:10,188 --> 00:27:12,427
if I'm so wicked,
419
00:27:12,428 --> 00:27:15,587
take the letter and go.
420
00:27:15,588 --> 00:27:19,587
But remember, nothing God or Satan
could inflict would have parted us.
421
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,507
You, of your own will, did it.
422
00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:27,427
I have not broken your heart,
423
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:29,987
you have broken it.
424
00:27:29,988 --> 00:27:31,867
And in breaking it,
425
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:35,867
you have broken mine.
426
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,187
Whatever our souls are made of,
427
00:27:39,188 --> 00:27:40,867
yours and mine are the same
428
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:44,307
and Martin's is as different
as a moonbeam from lightning,
429
00:27:44,308 --> 00:27:48,307
of frost from fire.
430
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:54,667
THUNDER
431
00:28:23,228 --> 00:28:27,227
Aidan.
432
00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:30,347
What are you doing?
433
00:28:30,348 --> 00:28:33,107
Libby said things are going to be
really tight for cash.
434
00:28:33,108 --> 00:28:33,747
So?
435
00:28:33,748 --> 00:28:35,507
We need money and I'm doing my bit.
436
00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:39,507
I'm going to burn the van out for the
insurance. No-one knows, so keep it zipped.
437
00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,747
Before you go,
I'll have a 99-er please.
438
00:28:41,748 --> 00:28:44,027
I don't sell ice cream,
it's a library.
439
00:28:44,028 --> 00:28:45,227
Oof!
440
00:28:45,228 --> 00:28:46,147
Let me come.
441
00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:47,947
No! It's too dangerous for you.
442
00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:51,947
Oh, come on.
It's boring round here.
443
00:28:58,108 --> 00:29:02,107
No way.
444
00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:07,627
Letitia Powell!
445
00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:12,467
I knew it.
You didn't...
446
00:29:12,468 --> 00:29:14,787
No. I found them...
in your ice cream van.
447
00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:16,627
Me own daughter?
448
00:29:16,628 --> 00:29:20,627
It wasn't me!
449
00:29:24,908 --> 00:29:28,227
Frank lives here.
450
00:29:28,228 --> 00:29:29,867
I'd like a word with
Frank Gallagher.
451
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:32,267
He's not here, can I help you?
452
00:29:32,268 --> 00:29:35,147
I doubt it.
It's a private matter...
453
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,227
Concerning his lack of oral hygiene.
454
00:29:38,228 --> 00:29:39,387
She's got herpes.
455
00:29:39,388 --> 00:29:42,347
Excuse me,
that is another month's detention.
456
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:45,587
Not fair,
everyone else is saying it.
457
00:29:45,588 --> 00:29:46,707
Who are you?
458
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,467
Who are you?
459
00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:52,467
I'm Frank's fiancee.
460
00:29:53,828 --> 00:29:54,907
Oh.
461
00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:58,907
PHONE RINGS
462
00:30:00,308 --> 00:30:02,547
The Jockey.
463
00:30:02,548 --> 00:30:04,987
Yep, he's here.
464
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:07,067
All right, keep your fucking wig on.
465
00:30:07,068 --> 00:30:08,587
Frank, you're wanted at home.
466
00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:10,427
I am home.
467
00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:13,947
It sounded serious.
468
00:30:13,948 --> 00:30:16,907
Family meal tonight.
Wear your Sunday best.
469
00:30:16,908 --> 00:30:18,267
Shane's homecoming.
470
00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:20,507
He's back in the business.
471
00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:24,267
He broke every agreement we made for
his independence, almost ruined us,
472
00:30:24,268 --> 00:30:27,587
and you're taking him back
and throwing him a party?
473
00:30:27,588 --> 00:30:31,587
Our blood. He was lost, son,
and now he's found.
474
00:30:32,116 --> 00:30:33,793
Tilly's little statement wasn't
worth shit
475
00:30:33,913 --> 00:30:35,987
and didn't get people
back drinking in here - I did!
476
00:30:37,165 --> 00:30:40,276
I made it clear that anyone can have
a pop at Shane with no comeback from me.
477
00:30:40,396 --> 00:30:41,394
I'm not going back on that.
478
00:30:42,668 --> 00:30:44,867
He's in, I'm out.
479
00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:47,427
I hate Dad.
480
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:48,947
I do.
481
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:51,987
He constantly put me and Shane down.
482
00:30:51,988 --> 00:30:55,507
He controlled us that much, you'd
think we came with fucking remotes.
483
00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:57,787
So I was made up when you took over.
484
00:30:57,788 --> 00:31:00,867
But you're a massive disappointment.
485
00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:03,387
Cos even though
he put the business before us...
486
00:31:03,388 --> 00:31:07,387
he never did when it counted.
487
00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:22,267
Cheating prick!
488
00:31:22,268 --> 00:31:25,347
Aidan. Aidan!
489
00:31:25,348 --> 00:31:29,347
We know what you did
with Letitia's teacher!
490
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,827
Could you leave us?
491
00:31:35,828 --> 00:31:36,867
Are you...
492
00:31:36,868 --> 00:31:39,107
Mother. Now.
493
00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:43,107
Aidan.
494
00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:57,427
Jesus.
495
00:31:57,428 --> 00:32:01,427
It didn't mean anything.
496
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:04,027
I didn't want to do it.
497
00:32:04,028 --> 00:32:08,027
That little bitch next door,
498
00:32:08,268 --> 00:32:10,627
she threatened to shout, "Nonce!"
499
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:14,627
It's only oral.
Oral doesn't constitute as cheating.
500
00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:20,707
Anyway, you're not exactly
whiter than white though, are you?
501
00:32:22,948 --> 00:32:26,947
You know, what about that
flowery letter-writing twat Martin?
502
00:32:31,348 --> 00:32:35,347
I...did it...for you.
503
00:32:39,868 --> 00:32:41,107
It was your fault.
504
00:32:41,108 --> 00:32:45,107
"Any means necessary," you said.
505
00:32:54,588 --> 00:32:55,947
Come on, say something.
506
00:32:55,948 --> 00:32:57,907
Shout, scream, hit me.
507
00:32:57,908 --> 00:32:58,947
Hit me, go on!
508
00:32:58,948 --> 00:33:00,907
Anything.
509
00:33:00,908 --> 00:33:04,627
Ooh!
510
00:33:04,628 --> 00:33:08,627
If I start, I won't stop...
511
00:33:12,948 --> 00:33:15,747
..until you're dead.
512
00:33:15,748 --> 00:33:18,027
Is this the inheritance?
513
00:33:18,028 --> 00:33:21,867
I need help, Lib.
514
00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:24,147
"Proud people breed sad sorrows..."
515
00:33:24,148 --> 00:33:26,027
Don't you dare!
516
00:33:26,028 --> 00:33:30,027
My Heathcliff, my saviour.
517
00:33:30,068 --> 00:33:34,067
I see you now. Really see you,
like everyone else always has.
518
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,987
The other day,
lying in bed beside you,
519
00:33:36,988 --> 00:33:40,987
I reached out to stroke your head
and my hand stopped mid-air.
520
00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:43,667
The oddest urge took over.
521
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:46,347
My hand didn't want to
stroke your head any more.
522
00:33:46,348 --> 00:33:49,267
It wanted to fucking punch it in!
523
00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:53,267
I resisted those urges, fooled myself
into living a fantasy with you - had to!
524
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:57,827
Because when it faded,
all I felt was...
525
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,707
hatred, resentment,
526
00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:02,067
and I didn't want to believe that.
527
00:34:02,068 --> 00:34:04,667
You knew what buttons to push...
528
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:05,787
when it suited.
529
00:34:05,788 --> 00:34:08,147
So I let you.
530
00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,227
I know it sounds fucked
531
00:34:10,228 --> 00:34:12,027
and you're not going to believe me,
532
00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:15,827
but what I did, I did for you.
533
00:34:15,828 --> 00:34:17,307
You're a liar and a thief
534
00:34:17,308 --> 00:34:18,827
and worst of all,
535
00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:20,427
knowing what you've done,
536
00:34:20,428 --> 00:34:22,147
you gave me an ultimatum!
537
00:34:22,148 --> 00:34:24,507
You or Martin.
538
00:34:24,508 --> 00:34:26,787
That was unfair.
539
00:34:26,788 --> 00:34:29,067
So now I know the truth,
I get to choose again
540
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:31,867
and you're going to help me.
541
00:34:31,868 --> 00:34:35,547
Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?
542
00:34:35,548 --> 00:34:35,987
PHONE RINGS
543
00:34:35,988 --> 00:34:38,867
I am not in love with
the ugly teacher.
544
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:39,947
Answer the question!
545
00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:42,547
Our future depends on it.
546
00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:43,707
Phone for you.
547
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:47,707
Not now, Aidan!
548
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:55,587
Yeah.
549
00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:01,707
No. I mean, no!
550
00:35:04,548 --> 00:35:06,227
I don't want to marry you, Frank.
551
00:35:06,228 --> 00:35:10,027
You've taken away
my chance of happiness...
552
00:35:10,028 --> 00:35:13,987
twice.
553
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:17,987
I can't be with you any more.
554
00:35:35,198 --> 00:35:36,997
I need to get out.
555
00:35:36,998 --> 00:35:39,797
Cheer up, hun.
It's just till the heat's off.
556
00:35:39,798 --> 00:35:42,957
I can't see Jamie welcoming
me back with open arms,
557
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,717
not after t' way he reacted
to the wheelchair business.
558
00:35:45,718 --> 00:35:48,597
Your mam has the final say
and if he doesn't like it,
559
00:35:48,598 --> 00:35:49,957
he knows where he can go.
560
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:53,957
About time he was put in his place
and you take what's rightfully yours.
561
00:36:17,878 --> 00:36:19,117
Fuck off!
562
00:36:19,118 --> 00:36:23,117
SHOUTING
563
00:36:25,438 --> 00:36:28,957
..Fucking knife down!
564
00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:32,397
Do one, Shane! Fuck off!
565
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:36,397
Ow, fuck!
566
00:36:54,438 --> 00:36:58,437
Go that way.
567
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:09,557
Fucking prick.
568
00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:13,397
We've lost him.
569
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,477
I told you not to call.
I've got guests!
570
00:37:16,478 --> 00:37:18,557
Yeah, but Tilly...
571
00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:20,477
You find Shane
and do him over proper.
572
00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:22,557
He pays or you don't get paid.
573
00:37:22,558 --> 00:37:26,557
Get me?
574
00:37:32,438 --> 00:37:36,277
MOBILE RINGS
(Oh, shit!)
575
00:37:36,278 --> 00:37:40,277
He's here!
576
00:37:55,078 --> 00:37:57,917
You slippery little bastard!
577
00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:01,917
Fuck off!
578
00:38:07,598 --> 00:38:09,237
Jamie!
579
00:38:09,238 --> 00:38:10,517
Jamie!
580
00:38:10,518 --> 00:38:14,517
Jamie!
581
00:38:24,158 --> 00:38:27,517
You, leave tonight.
582
00:38:27,518 --> 00:38:29,717
Don't ever come back.
583
00:38:29,718 --> 00:38:33,357
Why do you hate me so much?
584
00:38:33,358 --> 00:38:37,357
All I've ever tried to do is be
like you. Fucking be you!
585
00:38:39,478 --> 00:38:43,477
What? Agh!
586
00:38:49,918 --> 00:38:51,517
GUNSHOT
587
00:38:51,518 --> 00:38:55,517
Argh! Argh! Argh! Me fucking foot!
588
00:39:01,118 --> 00:39:02,277
Go on.
589
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:03,157
You think I won't?
590
00:39:03,158 --> 00:39:04,597
You know you won't.
591
00:39:04,598 --> 00:39:08,597
I know what it's like to murder
somebody in cold blood.
592
00:39:09,758 --> 00:39:11,997
Chemical Mitch.
593
00:39:11,998 --> 00:39:13,637
Remember?
594
00:39:13,638 --> 00:39:17,637
You set me up to think he'd
near drowned me, so I'd kill him.
595
00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:21,557
What kind of fucker does that?
596
00:39:21,558 --> 00:39:23,117
To his own brother?
597
00:39:23,118 --> 00:39:26,277
I thought it'd be for your own good.
598
00:39:26,278 --> 00:39:27,557
I didn't plan...
599
00:39:27,558 --> 00:39:31,557
You weren't supposed to kill him.
600
00:39:33,598 --> 00:39:35,757
A-a-argh!
601
00:39:35,758 --> 00:39:39,757
I have been haunted by that every
second since and I hate you for it!
602
00:39:41,438 --> 00:39:45,317
That's only the tip of the iceberg
of what I have to live with.
603
00:39:45,318 --> 00:39:46,437
GUNSHOT
604
00:39:46,438 --> 00:39:47,917
Stop bullshitting!
605
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,237
You are a psycho.
606
00:39:50,238 --> 00:39:53,557
I've killed again and again
so you don't have to
607
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:57,557
and every dead fucker
I've put a bullet in lives in here.
608
00:39:58,638 --> 00:40:01,277
I close my eyes, I can see them.
609
00:40:01,278 --> 00:40:03,837
And it drives me to the edge, Shane,
610
00:40:03,838 --> 00:40:06,037
that sometimes the only thing
611
00:40:06,038 --> 00:40:10,037
I can think of to make it stop
is to end it all.
612
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:14,037
But then I think of Connor,
613
00:40:14,038 --> 00:40:16,317
and Karen,
614
00:40:16,318 --> 00:40:17,997
and you.
615
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:21,997
And that's what keeps me alive.
616
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:30,917
I don't want that for you.
I don't want that for any of you.
617
00:40:32,518 --> 00:40:34,717
BANGING ON DOOR
618
00:40:34,718 --> 00:40:38,717
Open the fucking door! >
619
00:40:43,278 --> 00:40:44,317
Sha-a-ane! >
620
00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:46,077
Where is he? >
621
00:40:46,078 --> 00:40:50,077
What have you done? >
622
00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:57,277
Back off and I'll come out.
623
00:40:57,478 --> 00:40:59,757
Open the fucking gate, you dickhead!
624
00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,477
I'm trying, you slag!
625
00:41:01,478 --> 00:41:04,277
Back off. Shut the fuck up!
626
00:41:04,278 --> 00:41:06,437
I deserve come-back
for what I've done.
627
00:41:06,438 --> 00:41:07,797
Shane!
628
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,597
So you get to dish out my punishment
right here, right now.
629
00:41:09,598 --> 00:41:11,597
Stop this now!
630
00:41:11,598 --> 00:41:12,717
And you lot will be happy.
631
00:41:12,718 --> 00:41:13,157
Shane, please...
632
00:41:13,158 --> 00:41:16,317
Hurry up.
633
00:41:16,318 --> 00:41:17,677
GUNSHOT
634
00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:21,557
A-a-argh, you fucker!
635
00:41:21,558 --> 00:41:22,797
He's my brother.
636
00:41:22,798 --> 00:41:23,877
He's fucking shot me, a-a-argh!
637
00:41:23,878 --> 00:41:26,317
Before you go any further, be warned.
638
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:29,477
You fuck with him
and you fuck with me.
639
00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:32,237
Come on, lads, we don't
have all fucking day.
640
00:41:32,238 --> 00:41:36,237
A-a-argh, fucking bastard!
641
00:41:42,118 --> 00:41:42,637
You all right, brother?
642
00:41:42,638 --> 00:41:46,637
Yeah, yeah.
643
00:41:53,038 --> 00:41:57,037
Fucking stupid...
644
00:42:33,198 --> 00:42:37,197
Martin isn't real, is he?
645
00:42:37,798 --> 00:42:41,797
It's funny how you both have
the exact same handwriting.
646
00:42:42,198 --> 00:42:46,197
He is real, he is.
647
00:42:48,598 --> 00:42:52,597
Twisted bitch.
648
00:43:08,278 --> 00:43:12,277
Go on, Mother. Say it.
649
00:43:13,518 --> 00:43:17,517
I told you so.
650
00:43:19,278 --> 00:43:23,277
I know it's not the best time
but it was work on the phone.
651
00:43:23,358 --> 00:43:27,357
The postal depot's
been burned to the ground.
652
00:43:29,558 --> 00:43:33,557
What are we going to do?
653
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,117
Hey! What the fuck are you doing?
654
00:43:54,118 --> 00:43:58,117
Frank! Get off me!
655
00:44:02,918 --> 00:44:05,757
Fucking hell,
what the fuck are you doing?
656
00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:09,757
Oh, f...
657
00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:14,917
You stupid little shit!
658
00:44:15,918 --> 00:44:17,117
Shit.
659
00:44:17,118 --> 00:44:20,397
EXPLOSION
660
00:44:20,398 --> 00:44:21,757
What the fuck was that?
661
00:44:21,758 --> 00:44:24,237
Argh, Mickey, me foot!
662
00:44:24,238 --> 00:44:28,037
Whoa, come on, check this!
663
00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:32,037
Come on, party!
664
00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:37,037
'The older I get, the more I believe
665
00:44:37,038 --> 00:44:40,597
'that some people are capable
of love, like me.
666
00:44:40,598 --> 00:44:43,397
'And others are incapable of love,
like Frank.'
667
00:44:43,398 --> 00:44:47,397
Fuck's sake...
668
00:44:50,158 --> 00:44:51,957
'For whatever reason.
669
00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:55,957
'Fear of commitment,
a distorted view of freedom,
670
00:44:56,518 --> 00:45:00,037
'the desire to stay young forever.'
671
00:45:00,038 --> 00:45:04,037
♪ But you and me
All we want to be, is lazy... ♪
672
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:08,997
'Loving someone who doesn't love
you back is the most impossible
673
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,637
'situation imaginable,
especially when the love
674
00:45:11,638 --> 00:45:15,517
'is so strong
and you're a slave to it.
675
00:45:15,518 --> 00:45:17,797
'So I imagined a man who did...'
676
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,997
Twisted bitch.
677
00:45:20,998 --> 00:45:23,757
'..to set me free.
678
00:45:23,758 --> 00:45:25,917
'And I am.
679
00:45:25,918 --> 00:45:27,837
'I'm choosing a different path.
680
00:45:27,838 --> 00:45:29,797
'Starting a new life.
681
00:45:29,798 --> 00:45:33,797
'Wherever my imagination takes me.'
682
00:45:34,238 --> 00:45:38,237
SIREN
683
00:45:42,238 --> 00:45:46,237
It's an ice-cream van,
no-one believed to be in it, over.
684
00:45:46,598 --> 00:45:50,597
Won't be needing that anyway,
none of the fuckers can read.
685
00:45:50,797 --> 00:46:00,997
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