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Anyone watching thinking we know
fuck all about knowing
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fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk, sending prices,
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sky-high literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've
got your ConDem Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke? Or what?
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Is revolution a word or
was it never?
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Anybody watching
needs to know, we cope
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better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...
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Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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'This week I officially became a man.
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'Got to admit, there were times
that I didn't think I'd make it.
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'But here I am. And there's no-one
more surprised about that than me.
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'Most of my family fucked off
before they got the keys to the door
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'and I always
thought I'd do the same.
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'But why should I?
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'I'm happy where I am.
The grass isn't always greener.
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'Sometimes everything you want,
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'everything you need
is right there under your nose.
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'So put your time in.
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'Water, prune,
feed your little patch,
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'keep the weeds at bay.
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'Let it grow.
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'As any gardener will tell you,
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'nothing encourages growth like
a good dose of shit.
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'So after nearly 21 years
in the stuff,
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'I reckon it's
my time to fuckin' bloom.'
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Inside and out, yeah?
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It'll just be a small affair.
Finger buffet, decorations.
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The young ones are all charlied up,
it's all they can do
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to prize their jaws apart,
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never mind tackle a Scotch egg.
You'll be wasting your money.
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It's Carl's 21st.
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We need to mark it.
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How have you managed to
run up a £500 phone bill?
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I haven't.
Joe has.
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It's addressed to the shop.
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Grandad's shop. Which he left
in your incapable hands.
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Sort it!
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It's a gay sex line.
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Joe rented it, got some lads to
man the phones. He raked it in.
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How the fuck do you know?
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I was never off 'em.
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What?.!
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I mean, Ian was never off them.
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Dirty bastard.
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Filthy fuck.
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It's a pound a minute off peak,
£1.50 peak.
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Stories take a few minutes
to really kick in,
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so you're talking a fiver at least before
the money shot, but it's well worth it.
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So Ian said.
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But you'd make a killing.
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You know, "Suck my throbbing
cock" and all that stuff.
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I'm not talking dirty
so some fruit can have a wank.
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No, yeah, I don't blame you.
Fucking pervs!
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Our joint account's two grand down.
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We agreed Jamie wasn't
getting a cut of our business.
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Look, it all goes in the pot anyway.
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Whose pot?
Certainly not ours.
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He'll be wanting a cut from
my takings at Lillian's next.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I knew
you'd react like this.
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What's it gonna take for you
to actually stand up to him?
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How many times will he have
to fuck you over, fuck us over,
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before you tell him enough's enough?
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Come back when you've grown
a pair of bollocks, eh, Shane.
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♪ BARRY WHITE:
I'm Gonna Love You A Little More
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♪ Feels so good
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♪ You lying here next to me
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♪ Oh, what a groove
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♪ You have no idea how it feels
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♪ My hands just won't keep still
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♪ I love you, baby
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♪ Oh, I love you
I love you, I love you
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♪ I just want to hold you
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♪ Run my fingers
through your hair... ♪
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Do the water thing,
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do the water thing!
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Hose me down, Scudder.
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Hose me down!
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You can have that one for free.
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You normally charge?
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Can't make much.
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I'd do it again for
the price of a pint.
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It's my birthday Friday. Could be
my date if you play your cards right.
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Fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Ain't it obvious?
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With my water?
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Sita. Friday?
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Maybe when you're driving the car,
not washing it.
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Yeah, thanks for fucking nothing(!)
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You're the only one
with an outside tap.
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It's not a problem, Carl.
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Oh, let's just give him the
keys to the house then, shall we!
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Keys. Here, take my wallet.
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Jackson, give it a rest.
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Mate, it's only a bit of water!
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Which I pay for!
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Put that towards your next bill.
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They'd have the eyes out the back
of your head. Thieving bastards.
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Yeah.
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Avril in?
You left this in the pub.
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And I think these bananas
are on the turn.
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They're plantain.
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Ah, thanks for bringing
them round, Meems.
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Never seen half of this stuff.
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You must've seen one of these.
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Only coming out of a tin.
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I can't stand all that
processed food. I'd sooner starve.
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I like to make a dish from scratch.
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You know, stuff you learned
watching your ma in the kitchen.
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It's tradition.
I was brought up that way.
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He's full of it, isn't he?
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He's full of something.
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It's about making an effort.
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It's hard getting to get motivated
when you're on your own, though.
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You should come and
have dinner with us.
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I wouldn't want
to get in the way.
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You wouldn't. We've always got mates
round our table. It's tradition.
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We were brought up that way.
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I'd love to.
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That's settled then.
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Jackson can rustle something up
he learned from watching his mum.
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Can't wait!
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Neither can I.
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See ya later.
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Bye, love.
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If I'd known I were gonna get me
legs slapped,
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I would've worn my shorts.
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I'm not slapping you. I like her.
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You're doing this to wind me up.
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For once, this isn't about you.
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It's about being neighbourly.
Making friends.
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I teach their kids.
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I see them everyday
at the school gates.
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I don't want them round for dinner.
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We all know what this is about.
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This is about me not wanting
that type under my roof.
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That type?
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Oh, you know what I mean.
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I'm an educated man,
I don't think that way.
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I want them looking like
they've just come off the lot.
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Bet that back seat's seen a bit of
action. Imagine if it could talk, eh?
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Just make sure it doesn't.
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Jamie, quick word?
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Busy. Harry?
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Yeah.
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Mate, I'm wasted cleaning cars.
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Tell it to somebody
who gives a shit.
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Well, get a kid to do it.
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We have.
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I'll get on it right now
and get back to you in a bit.
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Got nothing more interesting going?
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For you? No.
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Jamie, got nothing a
bit more demanding than this?
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I can always find
something for the right man.
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Jamie, I've just told him no.
You just made me look a right twat.
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I do the hiring and firing.
And you are a right twat.
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Come on, come on!
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You've got the
bandages off now then, eh?
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Yeah, yeah they come off last night,
yeah.
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What happened to her?
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Loan shark.
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Well, you know what they say. If
you can't swim, keep out the water.
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It was the only way she could afford
that luxury spa weekend.
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Thought you could do
with some cheering up.
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Not screaming "Me", is it?
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Well, no that's why I bought it.
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Thought you could wear
it on your nights off.
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I've embarrassed you, haven't I?
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No.
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Ta.
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Right, what can I get you?
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Do you know, I've gone off the idea.
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Come on, Sandra,
we can't afford this.
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Oi!
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What's up with her?
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You're her husband.
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Fresh from the chippy.
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I'd sooner have our two grand back.
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Just give me a bit of time, eh?
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I tried that. Result?
Jamie and Karen are still taking the piss.
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As well as our money.
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What do you think?
She's got the legs for them.
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Karen bought me them.
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(With our money.) Kel...
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Jamie took the money we made from
the school's security contract.
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Of course you knew that already.
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That was family money.
You got your cut.
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Cut!? We earned every
penny that's in there!
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Rein her in, Shane.
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That might've been the way your
marriage worked, Mimi, but not mine.
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I'll get the cash meself.
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Like I should have
done in the first place.
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Got the Young Conservatives
in again?
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What's the damage?
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£8.69.
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How apt.
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Stick it on me slate.
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No.
No more credit!
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Laters 'taters!
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It's nearly a ton now!
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Suck my throbbing cock?
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Fuck.
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Erm.
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Look, Ches, erm,
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thanks for the offer and that
but, erm, you're not really my type.
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I'm talking about that sex line.
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Oh, me too, yeah.
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I can't get it out me head.
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Yeah, dirty things.
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I've got final demands coming out
my fucking ears. How does it work?
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Ha! I wondered how long it'd be
before the Missus kicked him out
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and told him to get things sorted.
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Adding psychic to your
long list of talents?
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Karen phoned.
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I just want a fair deal.
And so does Kel.
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You've got a fair deal.
You get a cut that's in direct
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proportion to the risks you take.
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We're brothers, equal.
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Never have been, never will be.
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Right, I've got a few, a few ideas
of me own. I want to them try out.
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You had your chance to run things
and you got your arse kicked.
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That's why I'm in
charge and you're not.
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Lock up.
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How did I do?
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Good.
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Any problems?
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In the boot. I mean, I don't
know what's been going on but...
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Best not knowing.
Can you live with that?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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That's going
straight in my 21st fund.
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Got another job lined up for
tomorrow, if you're interested?
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Yeah, too right.
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Get yourself something smart, yeah?
Presentable.
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Working for the family now.
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That's right.
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Got to hand it to you,
Jackson, that food was beautiful.
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Ta.
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And all learned at his ma's knee.
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More Delia Smith than his mother
but at least he made the effort.
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Bollocks.
253
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,123
You lost something?
254
00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:41,196
Billie Holliday. I lent it out
and I haven't had it back.
255
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:44,137
Billie Holliday? Christ knows
she needs a fucking holiday!
256
00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:46,197
Have you heard the screeching
from her?
257
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,358
She sang about racial hatred.
258
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,995
Nothing she could
tell me about that.
259
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,753
Because of Liverpool's
involvement in the slave trade?
260
00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:55,775
The Toxteth riots. I stood
shoulder to shoulder with your lot.
261
00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:59,887
And I looted a fabulous fucking
telly and video while I was at it!
262
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,378
You joined in the struggle
against oppression
263
00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,028
and came away with
a brand new Surround Sound?
264
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,321
Wages of war.
265
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,540
Race war.
266
00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:09,171
That was the angle
Thatcher and her mob pushed.
267
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,711
Had fuck all to do with race
and everything to do with the fact
268
00:14:12,714 --> 00:14:16,140
that anyone who lived in that area
got treated like shite
269
00:14:16,144 --> 00:14:21,663
by that Tory bitch. We got to the point
where we decided enough was enough.
270
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:22,967
Good on you.
271
00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:26,514
You're too young to remember,
if you lived in places like Toxteth,
272
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:30,305
Moss Side, St Paul's
in the 70's and 80's,
273
00:14:30,314 --> 00:14:33,943
you were black
whether you were black or not.
274
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:36,117
Know what I mean?
275
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:40,860
"I'm a fucking scally
and I'm screwing your gaff.
276
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,797
"If you don't tell the dibble,
I'll let you pull down my trackies
277
00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:46,700
"and swallow my big hard cock.
278
00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:49,619
"Smack my arse till it's red raw.
Stick your fingers up my..."
279
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,504
Fuck right off!
280
00:14:51,505 --> 00:14:54,020
This is disgusting, man!
281
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,337
Well, it's supply and demand.
282
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:59,914
Where there's shit, there's brass.
Now, do you need the cash or not?
283
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,859
"That's right, I'm scum.
284
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,133
"Just out of Borstal,
balls ready to burst.
285
00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:15,984
"Now, work your tongue
around my tight, working-class..."
286
00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:21,390
No! It's, "Work your tongue down my
throbbing shaft, licking your way
287
00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:23,385
"to my tight working-class ring".
288
00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:24,988
Get it right, for fuck's sake!
289
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,708
And your rhythm's all wrong.
290
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,623
You'll be losing punters
left, right and centre.
291
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,825
Now, go again from the top.
292
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,094
Ready?
293
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,388
"I'm a working-class scally..."
294
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:37,406
Bit gruffer.
295
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:38,457
"I'm a working class scally."
296
00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:39,479
Spot on.
297
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:41,350
"And I'm screwing your gaff."
Filthy cunt.
298
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,224
Mind if I hand these out?
299
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:47,876
What are they?
300
00:15:47,882 --> 00:15:49,499
Discount vouchers. Recession.
301
00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:51,975
Not much money about, is there?
302
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,545
Not as much as there used to be.
303
00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:59,327
Anything you want for a tenner.
Gonna film it, too.
304
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:02,855
Chance for you to be the star
of your own little movie.
305
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:05,017
How about that?
306
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:07,405
What do you think you're doing?
307
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,724
Can't you read?
308
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,128
Not here. Not ever.
309
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:18,150
Cos everybody knows nothing
underhand happens in here, don't they?
310
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:19,430
Get out of my pub.
311
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,584
But it's not your pub.
312
00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,748
Jamie robbed it from under your nose
313
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,858
when you were having your wobbly.
314
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:26,909
Or did you forget?
315
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,343
What the fuck is going on?
316
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:49,141
Like a pair of bitches on heat!
317
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:54,250
Pack it in! This is getting sorted
once and for all. Family pow-wow.
318
00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:56,050
I'll tell you where and when.
319
00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,482
Now git!
320
00:16:58,592 --> 00:16:59,981
And you!
321
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:04,151
Drink.
322
00:17:04,158 --> 00:17:06,297
I said drink!
323
00:17:06,298 --> 00:17:09,337
Go straight to that address,
no detours, no fucking about.
324
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,655
You do not let this
out of your sight.
325
00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:14,560
You need to give it
to a guy called Kermit.
326
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:15,883
Understood. Family business.
327
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,231
Important family business.
328
00:17:18,239 --> 00:17:20,288
We only talk on that.
329
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,727
You'll need a car.
330
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,820
Bit old for joyriding.
331
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:40,473
Company car. On business.
I finish at six.
332
00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,133
That right?
I'll pick you up outside the shop.
333
00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:46,761
Come on, live a little. Listen, I'm
a nice guy when you get to know me.
334
00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:51,297
That's what all the girls say.. We could be
on the Dales in half an hour. Country pub.
335
00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:54,017
Bit of food.
I'll be outside the shop at six.
336
00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:56,283
Make sure you are.
337
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:13,504
Step, kick, turn. step, kick, turn.
338
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,536
Kick and turn.
339
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,600
Step, kick, turn, and pop.
340
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,740
Hold it.
341
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:26,323
Plie down slowly.
342
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,742
Like grinding on a cock.
343
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:32,381
Come on, Saskia,
get your knees wider than that.
344
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:35,744
I've seen you on Saturday night
on the wheelie bin out back.
345
00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:38,348
Big finale! Teeth and tits.
346
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,508
Fuck me. Just tits.
347
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:47,245
And...five, six, seven, eight.
348
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,147
Sex on a fucking plate!
349
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:52,753
Right. Get yourselves
washed up ladies, top and tail.
350
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,507
Fucking stinks like a fucking
fishmonger's in here, fuck me.
351
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,445
Like fucking Grimsby.
352
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,431
I take it you're not here
for the audition.
353
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:05,473
It's Maguire business.
354
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,649
Not here, you fucking idiot!
355
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:10,566
Never in public, you fucking twat!
356
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,379
You must be Carl.
357
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,595
Carl Gallagher.
358
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,776
Not a Maguire.
359
00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:25,504
Jamie must trust you.
360
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,755
His right-hand man.
361
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:35,910
An alsation ripped me throat open
and swallowed me voice box.
362
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:39,217
We laugh about it now,
don't we, Griffin?
363
00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,325
Don't worry.
364
00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:44,859
He's been fed.
365
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:52,167
You'll have to go upstairs
in the bar while I count this.
366
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:59,526
Tasty little Pole on a pole up next.
367
00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:03,499
You can fuck her if you want.
My treat.
368
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,518
She likes it up the Gary.
369
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,411
Down, Griffin!
370
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:22,659
She hates Billie Holliday.
371
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,925
I hate Billie Holliday.
372
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:28,041
Can't stand Michael Jackson, think
Al Green's only ever done three
373
00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:31,265
decent tunes in his life. Don't get
me started on Diana bleedin' Ross.
374
00:20:31,268 --> 00:20:33,818
She treated the riots as an
excuse for a looting spree.
375
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:35,733
I think some of your black
brothers may have done the same.
376
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,718
We both know what the root
of this particular problem is.
377
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,034
Not that again.
378
00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:43,866
You're a Man U fan. All Man U
fans hate Scousers, admit it.
379
00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:44,944
You're being ridiculous.
380
00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:47,451
You're accusing Mimi of all sorts,
381
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,480
when you and I both know
who the real bigot is.
382
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,740
I resent that.
She says we're different.
383
00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:55,125
You'd call her a racist
if she didn't. She can't win.
384
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,133
You've got me all wrong.
All I'm saying is,
385
00:20:58,142 --> 00:21:01,249
you can't make assumptions on
the colour of someone's skin.
386
00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:04,042
I know, babe. I mean,
387
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,685
I always assumed
all black men had big cocks.
388
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:14,225
Give us those here!
389
00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:38,014
Going somewhere?
390
00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:44,454
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!
391
00:21:44,455 --> 00:21:46,867
I thought you said
this was untouched?
392
00:21:46,878 --> 00:21:49,416
Jamie handed it to me
and I handed it to you.
393
00:21:49,423 --> 00:21:52,188
Jamie's too clued in
to cross me, son,
394
00:21:52,189 --> 00:21:57,401
which means the only person stupid
enough to try and rip me off is you.
395
00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:58,952
No, Kermy!
396
00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:01,582
It's Kermit, you little
piece of fucking shite!
397
00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:06,966
You touch me and Jamie'll come down
398
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:10,757
on you so fuckin' hard! It's the
Maguires you're messing with now!
399
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,629
You think Jamie's gonna go to war
400
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,112
with me over a waste
of space like you?
401
00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:17,064
Look, what the fuck's
all this about?.!
402
00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:21,252
Down, Griffin!
This is two grand light.
403
00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:24,541
It can't be.
It's never left my side.
404
00:22:24,549 --> 00:22:26,621
What the fuck do you think
you're doing?
405
00:22:26,623 --> 00:22:29,685
I'm going to teach you
a lesson, son,
406
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,456
that you're never
going to fucking forget.
407
00:22:32,464 --> 00:22:33,637
Oh, please, no!
408
00:22:33,646 --> 00:22:36,753
Hold him down, Judy.
409
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,192
I swear to God, I didn't
touch a penny of it!
410
00:22:58,203 --> 00:23:00,787
Please, not that, anything but that.
411
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:03,543
Please just don't bum me,
please, Kermit!
412
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,554
Bum you!? I'm not going to fucking
bum you, you filthy little fucker.
413
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:09,831
I'm changing into me
trackie bottoms!
414
00:23:09,837 --> 00:23:13,615
I've got two new numbers to
choreograph by Friday lunchtime.
415
00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:16,190
Jamie'll vouch for me.
I'd never do nothing like that.
416
00:23:16,191 --> 00:23:17,728
I'm not a thief, I swear to God!
417
00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:19,543
Will you stop your fuckin' moaning?
418
00:23:19,554 --> 00:23:21,125
Jesus...!
419
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,665
Fucking wasn't me.
420
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,625
I've been doing business
with the Maguires
421
00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:28,649
since before you were born, son.
422
00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,700
Paddy never let me down,
423
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,772
Mimi never let me down,
Jamie never let me down.
424
00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:38,312
Until he started using you.
425
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,753
I never...
426
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,802
I can't run the risk of another
little toe-rag ripping me off,
427
00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:49,655
thinking I'll just
stand back and do nothing.
428
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,801
I have to send out a very clear
message that this type
429
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,083
of behaviour will not be tolerated.
430
00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,379
Oh, no...
431
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,907
Which one's your wanking hand?
432
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,396
What?
433
00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:05,829
It's not a difficult question,
you thick fucking twat!
434
00:24:05,832 --> 00:24:08,962
Which one's your fucking jizz fist?
435
00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:10,545
Left or right?
436
00:24:10,546 --> 00:24:13,118
I'm...I'm ambidextrous.
437
00:24:13,122 --> 00:24:16,160
Ooh, he's ambidextrous, Judy.
438
00:24:16,161 --> 00:24:19,359
I'll just have to cut a finger
off both, then, won't I?
439
00:24:19,362 --> 00:24:23,265
Hold him still, Judy, or I'll
have the fucking lot off.
440
00:24:23,271 --> 00:24:25,968
Tell your mates, Carl.
441
00:24:25,973 --> 00:24:28,625
Nobody fucks with Kermit.
442
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,671
Not even little Miss Piggy.
443
00:24:30,675 --> 00:24:32,121
Please, please!
444
00:24:44,127 --> 00:24:45,118
Me bollocks!
445
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,156
Peek a boo!
446
00:25:30,164 --> 00:25:31,382
Aaaaaaaaaah!
447
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,496
..Yep, cool.
Meet you there in a bit.
448
00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:49,005
Bye.
449
00:25:49,969 --> 00:25:53,235
Just off to meet a friend in town.
450
00:25:53,238 --> 00:25:57,130
Well, next time you report to granddad,
tell him I'm back in the black, yeah?
451
00:25:57,795 --> 00:25:59,650
All sorted,
like I said it would be.
452
00:26:11,316 --> 00:26:15,049
After that feast you cooked me,
I want to return the favour.
453
00:26:15,055 --> 00:26:17,730
Been ringing round
me mates from Tocky.
454
00:26:17,736 --> 00:26:20,502
Don't know whether
to do Afro-Caribbean...
455
00:26:20,507 --> 00:26:22,271
Somali...
456
00:26:22,278 --> 00:26:23,530
Thai?
457
00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:25,346
Very multicultural.
458
00:26:25,637 --> 00:26:27,447
Never judge a book by its cover.
459
00:26:27,449 --> 00:26:29,282
Obviously.
460
00:26:31,204 --> 00:26:33,515
Every colour of the rainbow
where I grew up.
461
00:26:33,524 --> 00:26:36,129
At school, I was a right wigger.
462
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:41,524
Had the Bo Derek braids
and loved Boney M, and The Cosbys.
463
00:26:41,525 --> 00:26:43,892
Can't thank you enough
for your support.
464
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:47,169
I'm just one big melting pot, me.
465
00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:55,278
Got a few football tickets to get
rid of behind the bar, Mum. Usual.
466
00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,287
I'll take the Liverpool ones.
467
00:26:57,298 --> 00:26:59,949
Wouldn't touch the United ones
with a shitty stick, though.
468
00:27:00,182 --> 00:27:03,318
You and me both,
the smug fucking bastards.
469
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:04,018
See you later.
470
00:27:04,138 --> 00:27:05,845
See you later.
471
00:27:08,804 --> 00:27:11,103
Just been talking about your lot.
472
00:27:11,108 --> 00:27:12,713
My lot?
473
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,845
I mean, I know you're always
in the limelight and on telly,
474
00:27:15,848 --> 00:27:18,113
but fucking hell,
do you ever stop rubbing it in?
475
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:21,449
A glorious history
and all that shite.
476
00:27:21,451 --> 00:27:25,844
Do us all a favour
and shut the fuck up for a bit, eh?
477
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:31,169
Fuck that.
478
00:27:32,557 --> 00:27:34,422
I'm not drinking in here.
479
00:27:34,423 --> 00:27:35,857
What's happened?
480
00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:38,169
Us lot are just off home, Mimi.
481
00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:40,448
And good fuckin' riddance, eh!
482
00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:45,576
Jackson...
483
00:28:11,953 --> 00:28:15,041
Carl.
Look, I'm sorry, right.
484
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,561
Carl, what the fuck...?
485
00:28:16,566 --> 00:28:20,720
I just need for you to know that
it wasn't me that fucked up your business.
486
00:28:31,454 --> 00:28:33,169
Right. Let's start.
I need to go. Business.
487
00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,893
Can it wait? Can't.
488
00:28:34,894 --> 00:28:36,272
It's going to have to.
489
00:28:36,274 --> 00:28:39,620
This is a family meeting, yeah?
Shouldn't we wait for Micky?
490
00:28:39,623 --> 00:28:43,322
He's even less fucking use than you.
Can we get this over with?
491
00:28:43,327 --> 00:28:44,602
Right.
492
00:28:44,604 --> 00:28:48,223
She was handing these out
in the pub.
493
00:28:48,224 --> 00:28:53,754
"Your chance to appear in your own
porno as 'Kelly Does Chatsworth'.
494
00:28:53,762 --> 00:28:57,279
"I need 50
of the hardest men I can find,
495
00:28:57,288 --> 00:29:02,284
"and I mean hard,
to make my dream come true.
496
00:29:02,293 --> 00:29:04,319
"Do you measure up?"
497
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:08,366
You were handing these out
in the pub?
498
00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:12,299
Paddy was selling smack
to kids a few years back.
499
00:29:12,304 --> 00:29:14,865
You were dealing weed
from your own front door!
500
00:29:14,868 --> 00:29:18,157
I wasn't sticking me arse
out of it and charging a tenner
501
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,971
for it to be filled, was I?
Did you know about this?
502
00:29:20,975 --> 00:29:23,377
If you mean did I ask
his permission, no, I didn't.
503
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:26,294
It's been a bit difficult
trying to make ends meet.
504
00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:27,579
It's been fucking impossible
505
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,524
and it's been made worse by the fact
506
00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:32,383
that we've been getting ripped off
by so-called family.
507
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,893
Kermit.
508
00:29:36,898 --> 00:29:39,856
It can't be. I counted it myself.
509
00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:44,487
No, I'm not calling you a liar.
Carl wouldn't do that.
510
00:29:44,495 --> 00:29:47,306
Ah, look, I'm on me way.
I'll sort it. 15 minutes, yeah?
511
00:29:47,314 --> 00:29:49,067
Who've you been upsetting now?
512
00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:52,828
Carl made a drop to Kermit.
513
00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:54,795
It's down two K.
He won't do business now.
514
00:29:54,915 --> 00:29:56,348
Carl's ripped us off.
515
00:29:56,351 --> 00:29:58,059
I'll kill the little fucker.
516
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:18,567
My bird walked out on us, yeah?
Left us in a right Jeremy Kyle.
517
00:30:18,574 --> 00:30:22,864
Yeah, I have to sell me arse now
just to keep her in nappies.
518
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:25,078
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
519
00:30:25,086 --> 00:30:27,533
Yeah, got you nice and hard, has it?
520
00:30:27,537 --> 00:30:29,279
You've cum already?
521
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,448
I hadn't even got started.
522
00:30:31,452 --> 00:30:34,252
We are sitting on a gold mine here,
I'm telling you.
523
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,901
A few more days,
it'd set you up for life.
524
00:30:36,915 --> 00:30:37,672
Reckon?
525
00:30:37,783 --> 00:30:40,001
We cleared over a grand in two days.
526
00:30:40,121 --> 00:30:43,418
Another week and you'd be able to
buy that car you've had your eye on.
527
00:30:43,421 --> 00:30:45,469
Fortnight in Spain next summer.
528
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,153
Nice trackie, trainers.
529
00:30:47,154 --> 00:30:48,918
Babe magnet. Yeah?
530
00:30:48,926 --> 00:30:50,850
More pussy than a cat's home, mate.
531
00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:57,638
Yeah, lick my Adidas, you piece
of shit. You want it, don't you?
532
00:30:57,688 --> 00:30:59,303
I do indeed.
Desperate for it.
533
00:30:59,306 --> 00:31:01,680
I'm partial to a pilchard,
but I wouldn't say I was desperate.
534
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,462
You want to stick it
up my nice, tight, virgin arse.
535
00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:06,726
No, I'm going to stick it
on a cracker.
536
00:31:06,846 --> 00:31:09,548
But if you give me a bit more notice when
you're up for a bit of kink,
537
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,202
I'll gladly oblige.
538
00:31:16,823 --> 00:31:18,462
He hasn't been home.
539
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:21,956
He'll have been out spilling
his seed, just like his father.
540
00:31:21,957 --> 00:31:25,587
My Brendan was the same. Spilling
it everywhere, just like a hose.
541
00:31:25,596 --> 00:31:27,190
Ruined the Axminster.
542
00:31:27,192 --> 00:31:30,947
Had his prostrate whizzed out,
that put a stop to it.
543
00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:35,305
Then Rodney took over where his father left
off, spilling it left, right and centre.
544
00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:39,206
It's such a persistent stain,
isn't it?
545
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:42,032
Well, I'm starting to worry.
546
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,787
What if he misses
his own birthday party?
547
00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:46,795
He's not a child.
548
00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:48,238
It's a Gallagher thing.
549
00:31:48,244 --> 00:31:51,772
All the men try and do a runner
before any celebration.
550
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,185
Can I have a hand here, please?
551
00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:01,324
Unless, of course,
there's a free bar.
552
00:32:01,325 --> 00:32:03,488
Eh?
553
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,527
There's not many places
you can hide in a car like this.
554
00:32:27,562 --> 00:32:28,766
Get the fuck off!
555
00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:34,468
Jackson's running late. He's
dropping Letitia off at a friend's.
556
00:32:34,477 --> 00:32:36,219
I hope you like this.
557
00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:37,418
Why wouldn't we?
558
00:32:37,419 --> 00:32:38,815
Don't think curry's
too heavy for lunch, do you?
559
00:32:38,935 --> 00:32:40,900
Stop worrying.
560
00:32:40,906 --> 00:32:43,356
It's just that your fella's
not that easy to impress.
561
00:32:43,476 --> 00:32:46,344
So why try?
Who cares what he thinks?
562
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,430
I do.
563
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,874
There's one thing
you should know about Jackson.
564
00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:55,930
He's a good man and I love him,
but he can be a complete wanker.
565
00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:59,357
At least he knows his own mind and
stands up for what he believes in.
566
00:33:00,972 --> 00:33:05,114
All right,
all right, calm down, calm down.
567
00:33:05,121 --> 00:33:07,045
Is right, Mimi, girl?
568
00:33:07,049 --> 00:33:11,645
Buzzin', laughin',
toffee apple, kidda! Eh?
569
00:33:11,646 --> 00:33:16,027
The money wasn't there.
He was going to cut my fingers off.
570
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:19,473
Strip. What?
571
00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:20,836
I said strip.
572
00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:31,595
I didn't take the cash, Jamie.
I know it's hard for you to believe
573
00:33:31,599 --> 00:33:34,854
but I didn't, I wouldn't!
It's not in my nature.
574
00:33:36,669 --> 00:33:40,834
You put your faith in me, why the fuck
would I chuck it back in your face?
575
00:33:44,248 --> 00:33:45,114
Get in the car.
576
00:33:46,287 --> 00:33:47,347
Please, Jamie.
577
00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:49,244
Get in the fucking car!
578
00:33:49,364 --> 00:33:50,371
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
579
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:51,765
Man up, Carl.
580
00:33:53,695 --> 00:33:55,960
Come on!
581
00:33:55,962 --> 00:34:00,491
I'm not a man. I'm just a kid.
I don't want to go with you.
582
00:34:05,717 --> 00:34:08,972
My cock's as thick as a beer can
and it wants your hole.
583
00:34:08,976 --> 00:34:11,656
The hardest scally on the streets,
that's who this is,
584
00:34:11,776 --> 00:34:14,892
now touch your
toes and spread those butt cheeks.
585
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:17,560
Who?
586
00:34:17,566 --> 00:34:22,596
But I've got a jock strap on
and I'm just back from the match.
587
00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:26,804
I've got an eight-inch throbber.
588
00:34:26,813 --> 00:34:28,407
He wants you.
589
00:34:31,187 --> 00:34:35,568
I told you before, you filthy
little fucker, lick my boots clean.
590
00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:39,037
I want every fuckin' stud gleamin'
591
00:34:39,045 --> 00:34:42,687
and when you've done that, I
want your mouth around my toes.
592
00:34:42,692 --> 00:34:46,584
Nice one. Any time, mate. Yeah, bye.
593
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,424
It just rots the soul, dunnit?
594
00:34:51,428 --> 00:34:53,113
You know, zaps your aura.
595
00:34:53,115 --> 00:34:54,446
It's good money.
596
00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:57,405
It can't be good for you, you know,
absorbing that day after day.
597
00:34:57,407 --> 00:35:00,332
It blurs your moral boundaries.
598
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:05,426
It's corrupted and it's making me
feel sick talking to those perverts.
599
00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:10,055
Fuck's sake, Micky. If it's getting to you
that much, let's just call it a day.
600
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,957
They're human beings, you know.
601
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:21,535
Fuck off, filth! Urgh!
602
00:35:22,939 --> 00:35:25,329
I think you owe Mimi an apology.
603
00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:29,044
I think she owes me one.
All that shit about 'your lot'
604
00:35:29,053 --> 00:35:30,918
and 'our glorious history'.
605
00:35:30,919 --> 00:35:32,933
Hundreds of years of
oppression and she...
606
00:35:32,944 --> 00:35:37,086
Hang on! When I said 'your lot'
I meant Man United supporters!
607
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:40,745
Who the fucking hell did you
think I was talking about?
608
00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:44,046
Jackson got it into his head
you were insulting...
609
00:35:46,873 --> 00:35:49,127
'us lot'.
610
00:35:49,132 --> 00:35:51,977
How fucking dare you!
611
00:35:51,981 --> 00:35:55,906
So you get into the comedy Scouse
gear to get your own back?
612
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,386
I was illustrating a point.
613
00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:01,659
That Scousers are all
trackie-wearing, curly-headed scum?
614
00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:04,729
No, that it's a misconception.
615
00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:09,646
The same as black people eating
curried goat out of a wooden bowl.
616
00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:11,992
Do you know how hard it is
to find goat?
617
00:36:16,651 --> 00:36:19,109
I go out of my way
to provide an authentic meal.
618
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:21,057
I'm not a lover of goat.
619
00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:26,922
You're right, he IS a wanker.
620
00:36:26,929 --> 00:36:30,776
Well, you can take your
sneery, half smile and fuck off.
621
00:36:30,779 --> 00:36:35,012
And I'll flush that
bag of skunk I bought.
622
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:37,808
Wouldn't want tooffend.
623
00:36:40,092 --> 00:36:42,016
Who's offended?
624
00:36:49,636 --> 00:36:51,116
I've got the money.
625
00:36:53,321 --> 00:36:55,984
It's not just
about the money, Jamie.
626
00:36:58,798 --> 00:37:00,915
I said I'd slip you some extra.
627
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,933
Call it compensation.
628
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:08,476
Your little rookie's not
leaving here without a fucking mark.
629
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,609
You'll take the cash
630
00:37:15,613 --> 00:37:18,003
and leave me to sort him. You got it?
631
00:37:18,007 --> 00:37:19,931
Come on, you think you've lost face?
632
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:21,963
What about me?
633
00:37:21,965 --> 00:37:25,539
Done over by someone I had ambition
for. Someone I gave a chance to.
634
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,315
Someone I trusted.
635
00:37:27,326 --> 00:37:29,398
I've got something lined up for
Carl, don't you worry about that.
636
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,687
Put that on.
637
00:37:41,991 --> 00:37:43,915
Blindfold, you tit.
638
00:38:21,308 --> 00:38:22,426
No, Jamie.
639
00:38:22,546 --> 00:38:23,473
Any last words, Carl?
640
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,579
No.
641
00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:33,156
Please, Jamie.
642
00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:38,965
The birthday boy's here.
643
00:38:46,539 --> 00:38:47,927
Keep it together, bud.
644
00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:49,601
Mate, I think I've
just pissed a bit.
645
00:38:49,608 --> 00:38:50,948
You owe me.
646
00:38:51,068 --> 00:38:54,179
'Ey. Happy birthday!
647
00:38:57,887 --> 00:38:59,788
What's up with him?
648
00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:00,747
He's overcome.
649
00:39:00,753 --> 00:39:01,971
We were worried sick.
650
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,339
Did you do all this?
651
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:07,040
We helped out
but Jamie organised everything.
652
00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:10,571
Couldn't let me mate down
on his birthday now, could I?
653
00:39:15,502 --> 00:39:19,804
The only decent thing to
come out of Manchester is the M62.
654
00:39:19,809 --> 00:39:22,233
And the greatest
football team in the land.
655
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,480
Wayne Rooney.
656
00:39:23,487 --> 00:39:24,296
Oasis.
657
00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:25,658
Lennon wannabes.
658
00:39:25,689 --> 00:39:27,547
What about inflicting
fucking Cilla on us?
659
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,265
Mick fucking Hucknall.
660
00:39:29,385 --> 00:39:31,343
Liverpool was a city
built on slavery.
661
00:39:31,346 --> 00:39:33,418
I never dragged anyone
out the jungle.
662
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,105
Sins of the fathers.
663
00:39:35,112 --> 00:39:36,911
What about sins of your fathers?
664
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,174
Some of them chiefs sold their own.
665
00:39:39,182 --> 00:39:42,777
The black race have had to live
through centuries of oppression.
666
00:39:42,788 --> 00:39:44,894
I'm a woman, black.
667
00:39:44,895 --> 00:39:46,978
Scouse, black.
668
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:49,135
Fat, black.
669
00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:52,485
Working class, black.
670
00:39:52,489 --> 00:39:56,950
And where were you when my ancestors
were starving to death back in Ireland!
671
00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,600
So don't talk to me
about perse-fucking-cution!
672
00:40:09,502 --> 00:40:12,164
We'll take your presents
back to the house.
673
00:40:12,165 --> 00:40:15,465
You can't trust this thieving lot.
674
00:40:15,473 --> 00:40:17,567
All the best, son.
675
00:40:17,569 --> 00:40:20,266
Now that you're 21,
if you need any advice on women...
676
00:40:20,271 --> 00:40:22,024
You cheeky twat.
677
00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:26,904
There you go, son.
678
00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:31,541
I just wanted to say
a few words on this special day.
679
00:40:31,545 --> 00:40:33,844
I've got something for you.
680
00:40:33,851 --> 00:40:37,186
Seems like only yesterday...
681
00:40:44,479 --> 00:40:47,370
We didn't know what to get you
so we got you these.
682
00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:49,917
Happy birthday.
683
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:56,213
Listen, I really appreciate this,
girls but, I'm spoken for so..
684
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:07,660
Took your fuckin' time.
685
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,839
I'm out.
686
00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:11,224
You mean Jamie pushed you out.
687
00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:14,124
My decision to walk.
688
00:41:14,129 --> 00:41:15,529
Sure you've done the right thing?
689
00:41:15,536 --> 00:41:19,007
Absolutely. I've had my
wings clipped for too long.
690
00:41:19,012 --> 00:41:21,596
Feel like I can fly with you.
691
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:24,160
You don't half talk shit sometimes.
692
00:41:24,164 --> 00:41:27,055
Go back now and kiss and make up.
693
00:41:27,058 --> 00:41:30,164
Ah, ah, ah, you wanted bollocks.
694
00:41:30,175 --> 00:41:32,736
Don't do this for me.
695
00:41:32,737 --> 00:41:34,307
I am doing this
696
00:41:34,318 --> 00:41:38,961
for me.
And we are better on our own.
697
00:41:38,966 --> 00:41:42,596
Whatever we earn is ours.
Just me and you, babe.
698
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:44,978
Bonnie and fuckin' Clyde, eh?
699
00:42:01,903 --> 00:42:07,707
We're all just standing around
stroking our cocks for the games teacher.
700
00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:08,495
You were doing so well.
701
00:42:14,526 --> 00:42:16,768
I'm sorry about last night.
702
00:42:16,777 --> 00:42:18,587
Last night?
703
00:42:19,985 --> 00:42:23,763
You wouldn't believe me if I told
you. Didn't wait long, did you?
704
00:42:23,764 --> 00:42:25,995
I didn't wait at all.
705
00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:27,251
I wasn't there.
706
00:42:27,259 --> 00:42:28,716
We made a date.
707
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,702
You made a date.
I had other arrangements.
708
00:42:33,436 --> 00:42:35,883
Those girls are more your type.
709
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:39,461
Enjoy your evening.
710
00:42:49,857 --> 00:42:52,839
Come on, Lils, get down!
711
00:42:54,745 --> 00:42:56,635
Had a good night?
712
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,427
Yeah, thanks, Jamie.
713
00:42:58,434 --> 00:43:01,824
Listen,
I'm sorry, I thought you were...
714
00:43:01,825 --> 00:43:04,056
in the car with the blindfold.
715
00:43:04,064 --> 00:43:07,694
Fucking hell, Carl.
I'm still two grand down, though.
716
00:43:07,698 --> 00:43:09,905
You're going to have
to work that off.
717
00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:12,227
I thought you would've wanted rid.
718
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,025
I took it.
719
00:43:16,036 --> 00:43:16,731
You did what?
720
00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:18,409
Well, it works for everyone else.
721
00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:22,088
I took what was ours.
You wouldn't hand it over, so
722
00:43:22,089 --> 00:43:24,455
I took it.
And you're not getting an apology
723
00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:27,857
and you're not getting it back.
It was ours. Wasn't it, Shane?
724
00:43:27,865 --> 00:43:29,982
Do you know
what trouble you've caused?
725
00:43:29,988 --> 00:43:31,673
Wasn't it, Shane?
726
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:33,987
Shane...
727
00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:44,099
I won't fuck it up again.
728
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,679
I know you won't.
729
00:43:51,707 --> 00:43:54,449
Oh, leave him in his own vomit.
730
00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:55,998
What if he chokes?
731
00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:59,267
Throw a tablecloth over him.
He'll be fine.
732
00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:16,244
I've joined the family business.
733
00:44:16,248 --> 00:44:21,255
Well, that is funny, Carl,
because I just left.
734
00:44:21,471 --> 00:44:22,951
I hope you know what
you're getting yourself into.
735
00:44:22,956 --> 00:44:25,789
The only fucking job round
here with any prospects.
736
00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:27,793
You're a dickhead, Carl.
737
00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:30,567
A stupid, naive, little prick,
738
00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:34,562
who's just made the biggest mistake
of his life.
739
00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,328
And how's that?
740
00:44:39,335 --> 00:44:40,747
You'll see.
741
00:44:42,707 --> 00:44:47,691
'So your garden might not be all
stripy lawns and blossom trees.
742
00:44:47,699 --> 00:44:50,214
'Could be full of thorns.
743
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:53,715
'Hidden dangers. But chances are
you'll know all about them.
744
00:45:00,957 --> 00:45:04,144
'21 years in this garden,
this shithole,
745
00:45:04,152 --> 00:45:06,337
'this little plot of earth.
746
00:45:06,338 --> 00:45:10,879
'And I want 21 one more.
747
00:45:10,885 --> 00:45:14,254
'And I want to spend
each and every one of 'em...
748
00:45:15,823 --> 00:45:18,873
'right here.'
749
00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:20,738
I thought we'd agreed,
no more robbing. Got to give
750
00:45:20,749 --> 00:45:22,661
the new business a chance.
First big earner, and you
751
00:45:22,662 --> 00:45:24,608
wanna go running back for help?
752
00:45:24,609 --> 00:45:27,033
Little bird told me you
might be in a spot of bother.
753
00:45:27,153 --> 00:45:28,686
Don't you see they're using you?
754
00:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,086
You need to be more gentle with
the clutch. But on the whole,
755
00:45:31,087 --> 00:45:33,657
some improvement. I just provide
space to let their hair down.
756
00:45:33,777 --> 00:45:34,694
And their knickers.
757
00:45:34,702 --> 00:45:36,239
Who's gonna hurt cheeky Ches?
758
00:45:36,242 --> 00:45:38,132
Get down on the floor!
759
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:39,666
Stay down!
760
00:45:40,935 --> 00:45:43,530
Another half hour,
unless you want to pay for more.
761
00:46:25,108 --> 00:46:26,918
♪ Brown girl in the ring
762
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,105
♪ Tra la la la la
763
00:46:29,108 --> 00:46:31,931
♪ There's a brown girl in the ring
764
00:46:31,934 --> 00:46:34,415
♪ Tra la la la la la
765
00:46:34,423 --> 00:46:36,084
♪ Brown girl in the ring
766
00:46:36,095 --> 00:46:37,676
♪ Tra la la la la
767
00:46:37,677 --> 00:46:41,569
♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum
768
00:46:41,578 --> 00:46:43,182
♪ Plum, plum!
769
00:46:43,183 --> 00:46:45,425
♪ Show me your motion
770
00:46:45,432 --> 00:46:47,253
♪ Tra la la la la
771
00:46:47,254 --> 00:46:50,019
♪ Come on, show me your motion
772
00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:52,476
♪ Tra la la la la la
773
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,685
♪ Show me your motion
774
00:46:54,688 --> 00:46:56,088
♪ Tra la la la la
775
00:46:56,093 --> 00:46:59,403
♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum
776
00:46:59,404 --> 00:47:00,816
♪ Plum, plum! ♪
777
00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:10,571
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