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So, Waller can just call me back?

My apologies. I have orders to operate under the radar.

To what end?

Well, to inform you that you're not the only soldier who can deal with

extraterrestrials.

See, about a year ago, I was recruited by an intergalactic police force to

this very sector of space.

I was training in a distant solar system, and now I'm back to serve as the

Lantern.

The Green...

Lantern. That's right.

See, the intergalactic police force is called the Green Lantern Corps.

They're amazing.

Thousands of years ahead of us.

Uh -huh.

So let me get this straight.

These super -evolved space cops who are capable of protecting entire galaxies

sent you here to protect Earth?

armed with a lantern.

Now you see, the lantern is used to charge this.

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall

escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might fear the Green Lantern's might!

Yeah, listen, I understand that the oath is pretty corny, but, um, I mean, the

getup?

I mean, look at this.

You look fucking awesome.

Yeah, and so much for under the radar.

Right.

Listen, Diana, I am, I'm here, okay?

And I'm willing to fight with you.

My golden lasso will tell me if you're being truthful.

Okay. Go for it, Wonder Woman.

I do sense bravery.

Thanks. And valor.

What is your purpose here?

To determine the extent of the threat that you've discovered and help you

Earth and its inhabitants.

What are your powers?

The string gives me immense powers and abilities by harnessing my willpower.

I can fly over Mach 10 in atmosphere just by creating an aerodynamic envelope

around myself.

Now, if I'm towing another person, it's just...

at that, which is 1440 miles per hour.

And, you know, just putting that out there in case you want to go for a ride

something. Mm -hmm.

And what are your weaknesses?

Weaknesses? I don't know. Ah, yellow.

Yellow?

Yeah, yellow.

Look, because of a yellow impurity inside of my lantern, inside of its...

power core, you know, it just doesn't affect things that are yellow.

It's super dumb.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

What else are you not telling me?

Oh, um, I think you're extremely attractive and I really want to kiss you

really, really bad.

You're not so fast.

I gotta see if you're worthy for... Oh, Mr. Prince.

Oh, Mr. Prince.

Now Jordan has it. Yeah.

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Thank you.

Well, you taste brave and chivalrous.

Oh, God.

Powerful talk.

Oh.

And appreciate her.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Is that deep enough?

Huh? Let me see.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm willing to get dirty for a good cause.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, I'm sure they didn't teach you this at the mystery house.

Nobody taught me anything.

I know.

But I'm an Amazon warrior.

Yes, you are. And I need your help.

Only when I don't want your help, though.

For the good of the world.

Our duties are bigger than me.

It's bigger than your cock, believe it or not.

But one thing at a time.

Mm -hmm.

Nice and warm in there for you.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Every part of my body is dedicated to this.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Oh,

okay. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want something in there?

Yes.

I'm not so good after all, are you?

Dirty boy.

I can't breathe.

at 4 o 'clock

have to see how well you fare.

Before I can let you officially join, I have to see if you can handle a more

difficult adversary.

I'm going to have you stick it in my ass.

Oh, wait until you see that Amazon.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

You've done all the work.

How dare you push me around?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, make me take that fucking car.

Yeah, show me how good you are. Yeah.

You're just going to be such a valuable member of...

over me.

That's her.

That's it, right there. Uh -huh.

Yes.

Fuck, yeah.

We should do this again sometime.

Yeah.

I think we should.

Welcome to the league.