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Oh, my goodness.

Hey, Diana. Take a seat.

I'm so sorry that I'm late.

You're right on time. How'd your mission go? It was a very rough one today.

Lots of fighting and quite tired, but that's all right.

That's all in a daily job. I'm glad it went okay and that you're feeling all

right. Yes, I am. How about you?

You know, just I'm mentally exhausted from meetings at Wayne Enterprises

Yeah. Obnoxious stuff.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Hey guys!

Harley? What in Hades are you doing here?

Well, I just thought I would drop on by and see what my two favorite justice

jerks are up to.

What do you want, Harley? How did you get in here?

Well, Brucey, you see...

I want a lot of things, but we'll get to that later. As for your little security

system out there, well, they're fine. Don't worry. A couple little bumps and

bruises, but they're just napping.

Great hero. How are you able to... Diana.

It's okay. Don't worry about me.

Okay.

Amazon super bitch. You not a chance, you dirty clown. Budger.

Hey, everybody, calm down.

Harley, what's this all about? Did the Joker send you?

Yeah, haven't you heard? Me and Mr.

J are on a break.

Gone independent.

You're still pretty crazy. You haven't lost that.

Yeah, well, keep your day job, all right?

I don't think you're going to make it as a stand -up comedian.

You know what?

I got a funny joke.

If you guys don't do exactly what I want, half of this city's going to go

kaplooey.

A bomb? Where?

That's for me to know.

And don't bother frisking me unless you want to.

There's no shutoff switch.

In fact, it's a passcode. And, uh, well, unless you submit to my demands, I

don't think you're going to have a chance.

Oh, by the way, one hour TikTok, TikTok.

Okay, what are your terms?

Bruce, what are you doing?

Diana, just trust me.

Harley, go ahead.

Well, first, y 'all talk to the commissioner. Make sure I get a full

all today's little fun hijinks and, um...

Join the Justice League and... Wait, wait, wait a minute. You want to join

Justice League after all that you've done before this? Everything?

Are you kidding me?

Make that make sense.

Come on. We've worked together before and haven't you noticed I've been off

grid the last few months?

You know, I've been doing real good.

I've been doing good.

And I have to admit, it actually felt...

Good. You know, it kind of like gives you the warm fuzzies. I guess I see why

you guys do it sometimes.

Then why not just come to us and just ask?

Why all the theatrics?

Come on, Fruity.

What's the fun in that?

You know I love my theatrics. Plus, I just wanted to get y 'all's attention.

And I wanted to make sure that you didn't say no to my third and...

Final demand.

Yeah, and what's that?

I get to bang the big bad Batsy. And I mean, who wouldn't want to bang a

superhero and a millionaire all at the same time? Plus, it's not like you

haven't stuck your gold -plated cock in crazy before. I mean, come on, Catwoman,

Talia al Ghul.

I think you...

Really racked up quite the little notch count on your belt, don't you?

Wait a minute.

Wait a freaking minute, you dirty little... Princess, princess, what's

language? You kiss your mama with that mouth?

This is insane.

Even for you.

There's no way in hell we are going to agree to... Diana, just listen.

i know i messed up this is but an hour isn't a lot of time half the team is off

world and we don't even have enough people to search the entire city

we have to sacrifice for the greater good but you know how i feel about you i

won't go through with this if you say no just say the word oh isn't that sweet

shut up harley damn it all i hate this but you're right

I mean, everything inside me is just screaming to say no, but the lives of

thousands of people, well, they're at stake.

All right.

I guess Bruce is okay with it.

And then we'll go through with it.

Yay.

Oh, yeah.

Well, oh, this package.

I guess I'll just leave you two to it then, okay?

Oh, where the fuck do you think you're going? Get your sweet Amazon house over

here.

Now that wasn't so hard, now was it? I guess you even liked it a little bit.

know what?

Why don't we take this to the bedroom?

Go get his call card for me.

Tick tock.

One hour.

Yeah, did you get a little nice and hard for me? I did.

I'm all for you.

Oh, my.

Really? Okay.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Yeah,

you don't want it to explode, do you?

oh yeah

Oh yeah.

This cock is so nice and hard

um um

It's hot huh?

She's gonna run.

Oh yes, yeah.

You're a little slut.

I love reading comics.

I can't lie about that.

Oh, yeah?

I wonder what everyone would think.

Don't you see?

Your favorite superhero.

Trying to save the day.

I don't save the day. You know that, Harley. Gosh.

I see you're getting ready over there. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

You're a little slut.

I'm making you one now.

I'm not pushing you down like that. You got it.

I think you'd feel better

Take a turn. I don't want you to take a turn.

Get off the cot.

You really want that coat, don't you?

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

Oh, what a big, hard cop.

Better make me come, though.

I think

you're

a little more like me than you know.

I can't lie, you do look good right now.

Yes you do.

Oh my god, my teeth are coming right out.

Oh my god.

Yeah, you like it?

That's right.

Crazy girl.

I feel so bad.

Oh, yeah. I love this. I feel so bad.

It's up to me to do something.

Oh, yeah?

You really want to make me fall? Hands and knees there.

Oh, yeah. Right here?

No, that way.

Put your ass right here.

Oh, I don't know.

You know what?

I think he needs to make both of us come. Yeah, me too. Or no deal. Oh, no,

but we need that deal.

Or kaboom.

No.

No, no, no.

We've got to get the deal. Do you think you can do it?

Yes.

I do, I do, I can't lie.

I still have some naughty thoughts about you. Eat that. Yeah.

I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't.

I can't.

I can't. I

can't.

Do you fucking love it?

Yes. Oh, I do, I do.

Did you get something coming out of her? Uh -huh.

What do you think about it coming all over that fucking thing?

Oh, it feels so good. Yeah, I know.

It's nothing

like turning good

girls bad.

Yeah, stick my hands up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Right? And you have to slap on your ass.

Yeah, just take from that pocket.

You know, I think you need to experience some Amazon.

What? Yeah. You're taking my girl?

What do you mean?

Okay.

Just hold him.

I'm going to take you over and bring you to come.

Thank you.

Thank you.

They say soup's the real deal.

You get to have them every night, huh, Princess?

Oh, yes, but only when we don't have uninvited guests dropping in on us.

Don't be such a wet blanket.

I took care of you too, Princess.

Yes, I hate to admit it, but you actually did.