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As long as Jochen doesn't have to stay in the clinic because of his car.

There's probably only one thing in the house that's always sharp.

That you sleep in together and wake up together.

Which tail will I climb first?

None.

You'll show us what your father and your brother did to you.

Two tails at the same time in the same hole.

Yeah, that would be something new for me too.

Oh fine, then I'll show you how that works.

I'll let him in.

Your

daughter

will be here soon.

Yes, I'll be there.

You ask

what

I want?

Zurückholen will ich dich noch aus.

Aber warum denn? Du hast doch die Mama zum Vögeln.

Die habe ich deinem Bruder überlassen. Die fliege ich halt viel lieber.

Weißt du, immer nur dein Schwanz, das ist meiner Fotze zu vater.

Gut, dann erlaube ich dir auch fremde Schwänze.

Einen pro Woche.

Einen jeden Tag.

Das haben wir jeden zweiten.

Die restlichen Tage der Schloss Idy.

Dafür will ich aber am Sonntag zwei fremde Schwänze.

Schön. Aber nur, wenn ich dich am Sonntag auch zweimal vögeln darf.

Wie Vater und Tochter ums Vögelzeichen.

Das ist wirklich zum Bepissen.

Die sind solche, was wir ausgemacht haben.

Alles klar.

Gut. Dann hole ich jetzt meine Sachen.

Halt. Lass die rasch nehmen. Ich bin sehr ausgemacht.

Wenn der Herrschaft nichts dagegen hat.

Nur zu, sonst platzt Ihnen noch der Pimmel.

Knees in my breasts.

Steck ihn hier wieder rein.

I just do it all.

Thank you.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, come next to me.

I love you.

I'll see ya.

Amen.

I know what's better.

Lie down on the carpet.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Thank you for your understanding.

Come

on,

come on. Excuse me, let me go.

Entschuldigung, ich bin hier eingedrungen ohne Erlaubnis. Ich möchte

eindringen, denn heiße ich Blaume.

Bitte nicht eindringen. Ich bin die ganze Nacht gefickt worden.

Komm, ich habe eine wunderbare Heilsage für dich, für die Detailöcher. Komm.

Komm rein.

Und setz dich mal dahin.

So, jetzt mach dich schön, Paul.

Tell me, what happened?

I was hitchhiking and a truck driver took me with him.

We spent the night at a parking lot.

And then a dozen of my colleagues climbed over me.

At least a dozen.

They fucked me up two or three times.

And when they fucked me up two or three times,

then the mess was so full, then they shoved the seeds out with spoons.

And for them it was a huge joy.

But since then my hole is in my ass.

Oh, we'll get there again.

I think I'll go to the bathroom first. Come on.

If you want, you can stay here. You fit in our barn.

Oh,

it's you.

You'll hardly remember Kurt.

He's the brother of Dagmar's ex -husband, her brother -in -law.

Hello.

Hallo, freut mich, dich wiederzusehen.

Dagmar Sporger?

Schwester.

Ach, jetzt weiß ich.

Du warst der, der damals meine Schwester in der Hausaufnahme gefügelt hat. Und

ich stelle das besoffene Bräutigam. Stimmt?

Ja, das ist allen in Erinnerung geblieben.

Ja, aber sagen wir, warum seid ihr umgeflogen?

Ach, das ist nur Not bei dir.

Und in dem Bereich sind wir hatten so lange hier wohnen, bis unser Haus

renoviert ist. Wir hatten einen Wasserrohrbruch.

Leider.

Und wer ist die schüchte Jungfrau?

Sie heißt Andrea und wird uns sicher bestimmt noch viel Freude machen.

Mein Bruder Jürgen.

Herzlich Willkommen.

Hallo.

Setz dich, jetzt werden wir deine Mühe erst mal auf Vordermann bringen.

Sie ist gestern ein paar durch die Männer in die Hände gefallen.

Für mir in die Schwänze.

Mach deine Beine schön breit.

Kann einer der Herren bitte mal die Schamlippen auseinanderziehen?

Should I cream your ass with it?

Yes? Yes.

Let's see if you can handle a shunt.

Oh no, please don't.

I'm at the right place.

There will be one of the two men and women who will be at your disposal.

Then we can only wait for a woman, not you.

Exactly, let's see who is faster.

The first one to stand will get her.

Oh, I see. My brother's making a mess.

Come on, boy, that's enough.

Stop,

stop, stop, stop. Careful, careful.

Oh,

oh, very slowly.

Careful.

Yes, for the better.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Ski treaters.

They're good.

in my effort.

. . . . . . .

Have you any

idea? They haven't left yet.

Glaubst du, was ich mich abstrampeln müssen, damit ich die morschen Zipfel in

mein Loch kriegen konnte?

Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut. Ich will Pips nicht gleich verlachen.

Hier blieb bloß noch die schnelle Flucht.

Sag mal, merkt ihr eigentlich, dass ihr gefickt werdet?

Ach, das ist es.

Ich habe mich schon gewundert über die dauernde Erschütterung.

Wenn es ihr lieber ratschen wollt, dann kriegen wir unsere Zuckerstangen halt

wieder raus.

Ach nein, lasst ihn nur drin.

Wir wollen auch ganz brav sein und uns auf eure Wohltaten konzentrieren.

Thank you.

May I ask which pig you're dealing with?

Who is it?

It's Mrs. Schreger and his secretary.

Sorry, I don't know.

Ah,

I hope you'll treat me better than my last one.

The old boss didn't pay me back for a week.

That's unforgivable.

If you're free, you'll miss one right away.

when I shot.

I have to wait a little longer.

A cavalier's figure increases the next one only when he has satisfied the

previous one.

me right now.

And it looks like you're having a problem.

I don't know what I've been missing for so long.

I thank you.

You've really given me a moment.

Attention, everyone. The day has started as promised.

I hope you're having a good time at the party tonight.

A party?

Yes, I have a birthday tomorrow.

We're going in tonight and out tomorrow. Yes, but I'm really tired.

We're going to Sweden.

I think I have to lie down a little bit.

Oh, you poor thing. You have to be totally broken.

But luckily your pussy works again.

Yes, she never let me down when it came to it.

That's why I'm a cop.

That's why I'm a cop.

come to us in the future.

um

Thank you.

Really? Or is there something going on here?

It's totally chaos.

I was pulled through by a dark pearl yesterday.

Fuck you, promise.

You haven't had enough yet, have you?

Citron from last night.

Let me move on.

Gleich schießt sie ab. Du solltest mich auch beeilen.

Nix wie weg.

Was das ein geiler Traum?

Meine Klamotten, da komme ich hin.

Werner?

Wart ihr da?

Vielleicht warst du dann, Männchen.

Ihr Pferde!

Wo bin ich hier nur hingeraten?

Hier wird man sogar im Schlaf gefickt.

Naja, immer noch besser, als wenn keiner mehr Lust hätte, einen nur in den

Schwanz reinzustecken.

Good morning!

Hi, good morning.

My birthday is tomorrow.

I heard your husband came with your daughter -in -law. My daughter -in -law

23 years old.

How old is she?

She is 23 years old.

Her whole life is now with me.

That's great.

And you're doing this with her?

When I became Ola's wife five years ago, I immediately noticed that the little

one, who was just 15 at the time, was completely off me.

A few weeks later, when the vacation was over, the little ones were in bed with

me.

And that's how it went.

And your husband has no idea?

We only did it when he wasn't there.

That was often enough.

In bed at night, in the morning, someone turns on the light.

Because if it's with your stepdaughter, you'll get a hot number.

And yes, I want Miles to find joy in picking.

If he doesn't learn to click in this way,

he'll never learn it.

Ja, um zum heutigen Abend zu kommen, wie können wir am besten einleiten?

Andrea ist neu.

Wie werden Sie uns dann zum Besten geben?

Sie soll sich einen Abwuchsen verun, mit dem höchsten Stil im Arsch.

Was hältst du von dieser perversen Idee?

Macht mir nichts aus.

Okay, ich hole die Bürste.

Mir ganz gewaltig. Komm, Gerlinde. Wir bitten den Gästen an extra...

What the hell is that?

Great, we like that.

Do you want to taste it?

Yes, come on.

Then let's open the new one.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know

You must be hungry too, right?

Oh, my God.

Appetitlich, oder?

Ja.

Das war ja einmalig halt.

Wirklich.

Aber jetzt in dir haut es halt allein.

What's that?

We're not opening.

Maybe he's already at your visit.

I'm going.

Vicky, hold on tight.

Good afternoon, darling.

Olaf, are you coming today?

Mama. Mama.

You're going to burst into our front bathroom.

That's how it always goes in the house.

But take your place and enjoy the program, okay?

What kind of bullshitting idea is that?

Come on, don't act like that. We don't want to be picked up by the court.

How does a man behave?

How does a woman behave in a different way?

Different countries, different situations.

What?

I don't think you're quite at peace.

Mmm.

I'll go through with this post.

When he spits, hold it in your mouth.

Is that clear?

No, Mama, please don't. You're sucking my tail.

Do you understand?

Okay, Mama.

Can I eat you when I'm finished?

Only if you've done everything right.

Entschuldige, Mama.

Oh.

Oh, God.