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You want to take over Gora.

Didn't we have a deal?

This fool has cast dust in your eyes. l have to consider Gora's security.

l'll take interrogate later. Take him away!

Some ailen you are. You're breaking our bargain.

Now that we got rid of the fireball sent by that stupid Earthling...

...l'd like to invite you all to my wedding. He didn't hurt you, did he?

Forget about the deal. There will be no wedding.

Really?

Then l will put these photos all around Gora City.

Please, don't exaggerate.

Bravo, Arif! You saved us all.

Yeah, sure. You saw how l was treated.

That was an awesome kiss with the girl.

Drop it Japanese. Don't get on my nerves...

l'm so sorry Arif. lf l had known they would do this...

-Where have you been? -Ventilation.

You, Robot, except you all of these guys are useless.

You, and the girl. Forget the rest.

-Did you see how she looked at you? -No. How did she look?

We've seen it all on TV, she was really checking you out.

Shame on you. You should have zapped when you saw us kissing.

Give me a smoke.

Are they marrying that girl to that pinhead?

She doesn't want to.

Well, how could she? This is weird.

That girl is alien and that pimp too.

Then they say that aliens are evil. She's like an angel.

You know the line, an alien says...

...''Hi Earthling, we are friends.'' lf that girl said this, it would be OK.

But that fag... Look how he makes me curse like sailor.

l shouted there. l was the one who placed the stones...

...but he puts on airs as if he is the commander.

He is commander!

Could be, but first he needs to be human. What's with those airs...

And he says ''Take him away.'' l'm going to take him out for sure.

No, pal... This is not alienity. lt should come from inside.

The other guy is an animal. The girl is like an angel.

Was this no goal either?

Did l miss again?

Was this no goal too?

-Was this no goal? -lt was!

l entrust myself to your justice and humanity, your Honor.

Ceku, my child.

l'm in love, mom.

With the earthling?

Was it that obvious?

Just like me.

Look, mom. Arif is mine... l fell in love with him first.

l'm not talking about Arif, Ceku.

l happened to fall in love with a non-Goran too.

You loved someone from another planet?

Yes. l was even sure that he was madly in love with me.

l don't know how to put this.

-Your father is not Tocha. -What?

Tocha is not your real father. Your father was very different.

He stood out from the rest.

Papa!

lt's not me. Your father is an earthling, Ceku.

What?

Rendroy is the only one who knows our secret.

Your father has been a fugitive outside Gora for years.

He always wanted to take us to Earth... but in vain.

Tell me where my father is.

ln Negney. What are you doing?

l'm going to my father.

l would rather return to Earth with my dad, than marry that lowlife Logar.

Negney is outside Gora's defensive shield.

Ceku, you can't go alone.

Then you will help me, Rendroy.

Such a girl and when you look at her from a distance...

...she's too tolerant to be an alien. For instance, we kissed.

-She didn't do anything... - She was saving her planet, man.

There was an electricity between us!

Something happened. Would she have kissed you?

Of course.

Get out of here. l wouldn't kiss you even if the Earth was in flames.

What, are you pissed off?

Arif lsik, Arif lsik, You have a visitor.

The girl is here! l swear this is the girl.

How do l look?

Alright, stand up straight!

Oh boy, l'm shaking. Give me that rose. l'm off.

Hi!

Was it you, creature? What evil are you planning for me this time?

First of all l'd like to apologize as a Goran.

What's up?

Don't think l approve of Logar's attitude.

You are a big hero, Arif.

Take this pass-card, it will get you out of here.

lf this is another trick l won't forgive you.

Don't be ridiculous... We don't have time...

This card will take you to the waste disposal unit.

You have to flee before Logar takes care of you.

Ceku, will wait for you outside. Take care of her, don't leave her alone.

Creature, you are the only human among them.

You are a decent lad, thanks. l have a question...

-What happened to your face? -What's with my face?

That's what l'm asking.

My goodness, there's something with it.

Anyway, take care.

Bye.

This dog will get no bread nor water.

lf Rendroy said this you can trust him.

He's different from the rest, indeed he's from Anarsha.

Arif, smarten up. Which waste depot, which girl?

They are pulling your leg.

But he says that Rendroy is from Anarsha.

The Anarshan never tell lies. And they are the best at keeping secrets.

Move on, everything's fine. Look, l have the pass-card...

l'm out of here. Who ever wants, can come too.

l'm in.

l'll come with you to the exit. Maybe l can be of help.

That's the spirit. Do your thing, don't let the door zap us.

Come.

The guy's at the door. What now?

Distract him, l'll come from behind.

What kind of an idea is that?

Let's go!

-Hello there, sir. -What are you doing here?

Come dear. Hello, again.

Our friend is ill. He has only 3 months to live.

We collect money for his operation and we're selling these postcards.

Everyone, from the cook, up to the Superior bought one..

-Pay whatever you like. -What cards? Which superior?

This superior...

Bastard. He puts us through an interrogation for a small donation.

Open up. Would you like postcards?

-Let's go! - So long, l'm not coming.

Bob, be smart... we can go back to Earth.

Do you really think that you can get to Earth?

Don't be shy...listen to the man. Flee at once and find me.

Who's that?

This is nothing alike your science-fiction movies. Let's go.

He kept saying ''Come, come.'' His name is Garavel.

-Garavel? -This is all in vain.

So, would he appear in a corona of light if it were in vain?

We have to find the girl first.

There's a girl, too. You're making this too complicated.

Don't complain about everything. You're spoiling the adventure.

-l don't like adventures. -So, you don't like adventures?

Let me give you a brief insight then.

You're writing scripts for adult movies.

You have a reggae bar in Kusadas. You're in another galaxy, as prisoner.

You have robot friends.

You get little pills as food. And, you don't like adventure?

Congratulations!

Why are you laughing?

Maybe he's programmed to laugh. Give me 5. Let's go.

Come, this way.

Oh no. The other way.

So, you like adventure, huh?

Let's not argue, please. l didn't go in because l got spooked.

216, Arif, l'm here.

''216 and Arif!'' l have only devorative purposes.

Ceku, my dearest!

How are you... Thanks for rescuing me.

-We'll talk about that later, let's go. -Let's go then, honey!

And l'm Bob Marley Faruk, nice to meet you. For crying out loud.

We'll exit here. The atmosphere could burn your lungs.

-Why should it? -What do l know? Ask her.

Come on.

-What's going on? -You're against everything!

You go ahead. They may look at your...

Why do you say such things?

The atmosphere is beautiful.

-We made it! -Yeah, right.

-l can almost see Taksim Square. -Jeez!

There should be a bar around here.

Ceku, this is crazy.

Are we going to waste town?

We have to find Chungo.

Come and get it. Quality on the cheap.

Hold on a little. The signal is breaking up.

Hello, Muhittin. Yes, dear.

What? Hereke carpet. Say 5000 $.

lt cost us 3500, man... ls he tourist?

Alright, sell it for 5000... Yeah, sell it.

Just a call from work.

-Arif, let's buy this one. -Okay, take it.

-Changing room? -At the back.

-He's happy. -How much did you pay?

Not much.

Hey, buddy. l have very smooth second hand lightsabers.

-Come on, beat it. -Sorry Faruk, didn't recognize you.

-Who was that? -l don't know him..

What's up Bob?

Oh, Bob, how are you pops?

Faruk, are you staying for tonight girl?

She must have mixed me up.

-So you never went out, huh? -Okay, just a couple of times.

How can we find him? What was his name?

On Earth we would have asked the barmen.

Shall l ask?

Don't even speak. They'll tear you apart twice here.

There he is!

Garavel.

Who's Garavel?

-You told us to come, here we are. -Who are you? Get lost.

-Aren't you Garavel? -No. Beat it!

-Garavel? We're looking for Chungo. -Who's looking for Chungo?

-Rendroy...We're heading for Negney. -l'm Chungo. Are you Ceku?

How could l've known, they all have hoods.

Let's get to business Chungo. Rendroy sent us. We're off to Negney.

You said 2 people. Are you 4 now?

4 people. 3 adults and one robot

First the money.

Here you are.

That's dollars. lt's no good. Buy yourself candy with it.

What else?

-Well, l have 20 million Turkish Lira. -Turkish money is fine.

-l don't trust this guy. -These? These are junk, man.

-Pal, is their nitrogen tank full? -Nitrogen, my ass. Come.

What nitrogen?

l'm using technical words so he doesn't think we're gullible.

216, ride with me.

l can't ride with you. You drive like crazy. Arif

Bob, did you ever use one of these?

l used to drive a taxi in lstanbul.

Well, take it easy!

We made it guys!

Sit down!

Arif, listen to that fellow. Robot says he's hungry.

You are some fox.

We'll stop by the Churo trees.

Commander Logar, the Plackumates are ready.

Bring them on...

-So this is the summer outfit? -Yes, Sir.

Nice. Turn around. Attention... March!

Bataillon, stop!

lsn't this too flashy, Kuna?

-l think it's perfect for the summer. -Alright.

-Commander Logar. -Yes, dear?

3 prisoners escaped, sir.

Excuse me?

Colonel Zoran gave fugitive alert.

Earthling Arif, 216 and one from the staff broke out.

What are you talking about?

Not me, she gave the report.

Logar, where's my daughter?

What do you mean, Sir?

Ceku is missing!

-Kuna! -Logar!

Give me that.

Clear the way.

You're going to burn, you're going to die!

-Are you an oracle? -Don't cause tension!

Buddy, l've got very nice second hand lightsabers.

-Who am l? -Commander Logar.

-Repeat. -Commander Logar.

Have you seen them around here?

Just like this?

Commander Logar.

Look here, Earth money. Where did you find this? Speak.

-Alright, stop. l'll tell everything. -Shut up dog! Don't answer back.

What have you done?

Don't know. When things got tense l got carried away a little.

-Take off your glasses. -Yeah, so what? l lost my temper.

-Commander Logar. -Yes, dear?

-An object is approaching, Sir. -Who are you?

Get out! Out! Out.

Shoot everything that moves. Burn this place down.

Burn it!

-Ceku, are you cold? -A little.

lf you're cold l could set this whole place on fire.

Oh, Arif!

Robot, you don't know what you're missing.

That's some great garlic sausages.

Look at the fruits of that tree. Sausages.

We're out in space. Did nothing else startle you?

Bob, what's inside that?

Just plain meat. lt sure is hot.

Yuck! You're eating meat?

l'm going to ask you something. Where are we going now?

Bit by bit to Earth?

Ceku, shall l tell them?

Buddies, we will first find Ceku's father.

Ceku's father is a fugitive from Earth who lives in Negney. Are you surprised?

Was Superior Tocha not you real father?

My mother Mulu told me everything.

We'll find my father and flee from this damned place. Are you with me?

l'm in.

Oh my dearest. How much you suffer.

We have to find that beaming guy. He'll settle everything.

We'll find him. We'll find Ceku's father too.

You saved us from that prison, we'll even find your primary school teacher.

l foretold you that someone would help you out.

-lt turned out to be true. Arif -Bravo, Arif.

Who says there's no life in space? Here!

Yeah, hit on her.

Can't l have a little romance here? Take this. l'll take a leak.

There are no creatures around here, right?

During introduction, you ask for their sign.

Mine is Taurus. Or who's your favourite philosopher?

Socrates. These kind of things. l could have done this but l don't favor it.

So strange. You're in a different galaxy.

On a total foreign planet but you don't seem to mind it.

That's philosophy. l'm in tourism, so we work with foreigners all the time.

l know foreign languages, so l can socialize.

lf l stayed here for 3 month l could learn...

-Do you know English? -English? No.

English is a must. How come you don't know?

English, let me give you an example. l love you is English.

l love you. Don't get me wrong, it's an example.

lt means l love you. l means l... love means you...

... and love means you. But it's not that simple.

There are different conjugations in English.

So it's complicated.

Are you going back to Earth when you find your dad?

l don't know. Can l adapt to Earth?

Earth should adapt to you.

What's Earth, just a planet.

-Does it have satellites? -Satellite?

The Earth. Yes, it has one.

lt's very beautiful, moonlight. Romantic. You take your drink.

-So, Earth is beautiful. -lt is.

-What about the Earthman? -This is the difficult part.

But you'll tell the truth.

Well, should l speak about myself or about men from Earth?

Do Earthmen differ that much?

There's at least 5000 different type of people.

The Brad Pitt type, you know, baby face.

And there are those like me, who are appealing to women.

l'm different, really. For a regular guy...

...sex comes in first place, for me second, even third.

Really?

l don't know. Maybe it's just me, l don't know.

-You're so sweet. -You too.

Now stop. l don't want to brag.

What about love? Do men fall in love on Earth?

-They are loyal to their love. -Do you have a lover?

No, not on Earth. Nor on another planet.

l'm in love with you Arif.

l have feeling towards you too. But let's first get to Earth.

lt's not just me. There are 1000 different type of people.

Have a look.

-No, we had garlic sausages. -What's that got to do with it?

On Earth, when you eat sausage you don't kiss...

Pardon.

Bob, can you come here a second?

Over here. Can you come here for a second?

-Bob, what do you think you're doing? -What's going on?

You didn't let me enjoy a little romance.

-What did l do? -Didn't you let one rip?

-Who, me? -No, me.

-There was only two of us. -There's the girl and the robot.

-Did the girl fart then? -Maybe it was the robot.

-Bob, you're going to far. -Maybe he's programmed to fart.

He brags that he's a fine robot. lt must have been him.

We're on another planet and besides, you're peeing on my foot..

Plackumates! Arif, Bob! Run.

Run!

They're shooting at us!

Arif!

Run towards the trees.

Where's Ceku? Where is she?

To the waterfall!

-Where? -Waterfall!

Let me go!

Our defiant girl is back. Who was rough to you.

Where are her accessories?

They were killed in the Churo forest.

What a lovely place to die.

Ceku, Ceku.

You're a dog!

You ate sausages.

Ceku, my daughter.

Mom, get me out of here.

Mulu, is the wedding dress ready? You see, we're running out of time.

Your daughter used her adventure bonus, l don't want any more games.

Don't look like that.

lf l hadn't farted we all would be dead by now.

We have to find Garavel.

Would it be ok if he found you?

Hold on! You think everyone with a hood is Garavel.

Will you allow me to make a test?

Damn...!

That's him! We're saved.

-Give me 5. -We're saved!

My real name is Hursit but they call me Garavel here.

He's a robot, he doesn't drink. Thanks.

-A 211? -Oh no, 216

Good upgrade.

Thanks.

-How long have you been here? -lt's been 24 years.

You must have had a hard life.

Pardon!

Drink your tea and rest. We have plenty to do.

l have to touch and sniff you so that l can recognize you.

This guy's a serious case.

-Why sniffing? -l'm blind.

But a big trauma would open your eyes, wouldn't it?

What kind of a bullshit is that?

You are very different from your movies. ln Turkish movies it went like that.

10 years ago l lost my eyes during an acid rain.

Now knock it off and let me sniff you!

You, come over here!

-Your name? -Faruk, Bob Marley Faruk

Okay, go. Now you!

216. Go!

-Do l smell too? -l can smell everything. You!

Arif lsik, all kinds of carpet, kilim, travel.

We've come a long way. Don't let the smell mislead you.

Ok, l got what l wanted.

Now watch me.

Bob, you're there. Arif, there. 216, there.

-Correct? -Yes, Master! Bravo!

-Can we talk for a sec? -What?

Mr Garavel, how long have you been living here?

This guy's a nutcase.

And he's not blind at all, he can definitely see.

Come on. Let go, for God's sake.

Ceku's picture. You're Ceku's father. We found you.

Give me that.

Yes, this is Ceku.

But l'm not Ceku's father.

Guys, please. l hope l don't end up being her father...

Tell us who Ceku's father is.

Ceku's father is...

...Colonel Pilot Riza K���kdurmaz. He's Ceku's father...

ln 1979 we were together during a reconnaissance flight.

We disappeared in a light beam and came here.

Riza was rebellious and tempered. He always had and escape plan.

-Just like l would do. -My circuits are running wild.

He always wanted to take his daughter to Earth. Being a fugitive is hard.

We managed to build a ship but Riza was at the end of his days.

-Don't tell me he's dead. -He's dead man. Dead as meat.

My condolences.

lt was 2 years ago. First l didn't know what to do.

l sent out signals to Gora prisoner ships.

Many times...Then l found you, thanks to your mobile...

-You were talking to someone. -Muhittin.

Whoever! l needed someone who wanted to return to Earth.

Finally l got your signal and contacted you.

That's why you called me 'chosen one'.

Whatever! l gave my friend my word.

Do you understand what this means? l gave him my word!

Alright, l get it.

lt's too late for me.

l won't make it.

Would you take Ceku to Earth?

Sure, man. l would go with her to hell and back.

You didn't disappoint me Arif. How about supper before we start training?

We have raki too.

l could drink a big bottle.

Cut it out, he's blind.

lf you don't settle for less, you won't get more.

Did you pick this by sniffing?

-Why, is it bad? -Nope, but...

Let me share it.

-Amazing. -Yeah!

Bravo, Master.

Technique. Ambition. Will power. Concentration.

This is technique, did you see that?

Robot...could you pass me that salt.

l have it. Speed, balance, timing.

Cheers.

l'm here!

Yeah... but why?

Here we go!

l'm rebellious!

How do l get here in seconds?

Knowledge, experience. Discipline.

-Arif, he's insane. -Never mind. Bottoms up!

Determination. Desire. Ability.

Thanks for the food. Now excuse me.

-Eating less, improves intelligence. -l don't eat at all.

Who the hell are you? Yeah, the robot. Ok.

Now excuse me Mr Garavel. Good night.

Did you see that? They are afraid of me.

You stayed. Why? Because you are the one!

-Red or blue? -What ''red or blue''?

Don't try too fool me. ls this not Matrix?

What mattress? These are my blood pressure pills.

You're a strange guy Master Garavel. How are we going to go back to Earth?

We'll take out what's in you and then stick it back in.

What's with these word play?

Arif, you're here.

Hey, a camera!

Just let me take a long shot, as a memory.

l'll sniff it and remember you.

l can only think of Ceku. We're going to rescue her, right?

Don't worry, we'll take care of it all.

Get some sleep now. Tomorrow will be a hard day.

That camera came in handy. l don't have a single picture in space.

-Where are you? -Here, here.

Did you ever see Ceku before today?

-No, l didn't. -You didn't sniff her by chance?

-What's this crap? -Fine then. This way.

l can't believe they're dead.

l can't believe they're dead.

Arif told me that he was loyal to his love.

l know, he'll come and rescue me.

Don't take it so hard on yourself.

Sometimes we have to accept our faith.

On Earth the brides say: ''l cry but go anyway.''

How true it is.

Don't be so disgusting, Logar.

l came for the wedding gown fitting. What's disgusting about that?

-Why are you doing this? -Cause l'm a psychopath.

Please don't, Commander Logar!

This is a joke knife. Look.

But l have a real one if you want. Enough with games, put it on.

This is the ship that will take you to Earth.

KA-FA 1500

Yes.

-The turbines are not original. -Get a shot of me with the ship.

Master Garavel, are the papers of the ship alright?

We have a long way ahead. l wouldn't like any trouble.

Yes, everything's fine. Did you ever fly a KA-FA 1500?

-To be honest... no. -Come with me.

Look...how's that?

Nice...What is it?

l built it...an upload system. Don't ask me how it works.

lt takes 6 hours to explain. With this l can make you a real space fighter.

-Sit. -You swear?

Let's see what we have.

KA-FA 1500...

Hold on... How about a little action?

Let's load Kung-fu.

To me? Ok, do so. What else do you have?

Aikido, karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Highschool Physics, Tao Sex, Best of Journey.

Have you got a sampler?

-Sure. -Give me the sampler.

Tie him up.

Man, this is a Commodore 64, right?

Bob, turn the camera off. Don't waste the tape.

Get the helmet.

Good.

Good.

You won't feel any pain.

After the upload you'll be a perfect warrior.

l've got nothing to do with war. Just give me enough to rescue Ceku.

-Are you ready Arif? -Yeah!

Here it comes!

Here it comes!

Ok, take it off.

The Force should be used in the right place and time.

Don't forget, you should never play with food.

l told you, it was a great upload. His body has adapted to it.

Use your wrist.

Are you sure you're not getting a free paint job here?

Don't forget, you can use your powers for good as well.

How am l going to use Karate for good?

l'm going to knock the shit out of them.

Nonsense! These exercises will be fruitful later on.

Master Garavel, these fruits are not ripe.

Gather them. You were unripe too, now you're ripe. Come on.

Just run in circles around me, man!

l'm doing that. What else should l do?

Turn that off.

You are some pinhead.

When l bend back like this run in a full circle around me.

l didn't understand that part so l ran like this.

-A full circle. That's it. -Bob holds it the wrong way.

-Turn it on again! -What's going on here?

Stop playing! We've got business!

Take your position!

Ready?

1, 2, 3!

Odd or even!

Even!

Go on!

-Did we guess right? -Yes, you did.

Give me five, Bob!

-Don't be a spoilsport. -Why, man?

Sit down.

Let's say, this is Ceku's room.

The nearest plackumat is at the end of the corridor. What do we do?

A- Beat him up.

B- lgnore him.

C- We scram.

-Sir. -Sir. Sir.

Yes, Faruk.

B- lgnore him.

A- We beat him up.

Bravo, Arif!

lf l had been uploaded that much l would have known it too.

-You know the machine... -Stop talking!

Robot, do you have the plans?

-Yes, sir -Good.

When you arrive at Gora go directly to her room. No adventures!

Would we get extra credit if we give that pimp with the cap a good beating?

What extra credit?

Ok, you can leave now. Arif, continue with your exercises.

-Let's go, Robot. -Have a nice day, sir.

Bravo! Ceku will love you much more like this.

l don't intend to boast. As soon as we're back on Earth...

-...l'll get it all deleted. -Do you think it will be easy?

-What? -Rescuing Ceku from Gora.

Don't worry. Just give me that goddamn tool.

Step aside!

Mr Garavel, Arif and Bob are calling you.

-Alright. -Good.

Dude, l can't move in these tights.

lt looks good on you. Your shoulders are in the open. Leave it like this.

Master Garavel, how's this outfit for the raid?

The outfit is very important for a superhero, Arif.

-But this is a little... -l think it's too sexy.

Sexy. Go, change.

How's this?

Well...

Nope. Next.

And this?

-The helmet doesn't look good. -The helmet is no good they say. Next.

ls this too gentlemanlike?

A little classic.

Too classic. Next.

Next!

Because of this?

How's this one?

Super.

Good.

Good.

Now go my boys! Go and bring Ceku!

Thanks for everything Master Garavel. We'll be here with Ceku in 12 minutes.

Good, you're quick. Have a nice journey. Come back quick.

Let's go!

Good luck!

Bob, are you ready to shoot the sci-fi of your life?

Start recording.

Let's go!

Bob, be careful with the camera. Or else Mr Garavel will kill us!

Move on!

Let me shoot you.

This is great.

-You again? -Oh my!

Why ''Oh my''? ls this guy ''Oh my''?

-Bravo Arif -Ceku's room.

Ventilation.

Come on. Shoot everything.

Great! This color really becomes you.

l'll make you one too.

Be careful! Are you going to stitch it on me?

Commander Logar, alarm in D corridor. 3 of our men are missing.

Why do you bother me with that, you idiot?

l don't want to pay attention to anything but my wedding suit.

l said careful.

Look Kuna, l don't want trouble in the last minute. Soldier, get out!

l said out! l'm sick, l'm psycho, ok? Get out!

Get out! Out!

-Commander Logar. -Yes, dear?

An object is approaching, Sir.

Out! Get out, all of you! Get out!

Come closer, come. Sit down.

Take off your glasses.

-What's your name? -Tihulu.

Why do you constantly say ''An object is approaching?''

Are you an oracle?

Why are you doing this?

Who are you?

Let me have it. l want to shoot a little too.

Hold on. Something very weird is going on here.

What is it, man?

Oh boy, Logar. You're having a wedding, right?

You'll get a perfect wedding gift from me!

l can't believe my eyes!

l didn't know that you were so nervous.

l am. You can ask Kuna.

He is very nervous.

-Commander Logar! -Yes, dear?

Are you really going to make me Patrol Chief?

Yes. l'm going to make all of you.

What's going on there?

Bob, your film took a weird turn. lt's not sci-fi anymore.

Again 'oh my'!

You, dude in black! Come here.

Come, keep coming like that!

Did l use my fists on the other one?

-Yes, your fists. -Then you'll get a kick.

-Arif, Ceku is not here! -What do you mean?

Oh, my carpet! Take it with you. l've got nothing to give away.

Oh, shit!

Arif? Guys?

Where's Ceku?

-She thinks you're dead. -l swear we're not.

-They are in the ball room. -l know the way.

-Ventilation. -Oh man, what a ventilation.

-This is the ballroom. -Good.

The bride's relatives are here as well.

Are your power shields up?

Beautiful. Out, out, out!

Dear Gorans...

Commander Logar Trihis...

...and his future wife Ceku Lamtschina.

Throw the bouquet.

Dear Gorans. Commander Logar will give us a little harp concert.

Commander Logar Trihis!

Make it big, so that everyone can see.

Arif, be careful!

-My composition is called ''You're mine''. -Applause!

-What was l going to play? -''You're mine''.

Applause!

Shall l do an encore? Shall l?

Greetings! ls this dude having his circumcision ceremony?

-Arif! -Ceku, honey.

Plackumates, arrest him!

OK. Excuse me, honey. Come over!

Come, come!

Logar, you idiot! l'm at the limit of heroism...

...that's possible in these kind of movies.

Don't cause unnecessary trouble and don't make me beat you.

l'll take Ceku and leave.

You moron! How dare you ruin my wedding?

Don't enrage me, dude!

Dear Gorans, l'll show you his real face.

Bob! 216!

Bob, go forward, man! What's this?

60% of the Gorans are idiots.

Tocha too. A little blackmail with photomontage, and he obeyed.

When l'm the Superior l'll get rid of them all! The council too.

l sent a fireball and they all chickened out.

-Did you send that fireball? -No, my father.

This is montage!

Yeah, we saw you mounting.

Plackumates, arrest him!

We'll burn down the planet!

You scum!

Thanks, pal.

Commander Logar, l'm detaining you with charges of treason against Gora.

That's not detain, it's entertain.

-Logar, what are you doing? -What do you think?

-l always wanted to do this. -Bravo, Bob!

Get them out of here. They'll stand trial.

You are a great man, Earthling.

You saved us again from a big disaster.

On behalf of all Gorans l'd like to thank you.

Don't mention it, Superior Tocha.

We did learn a lot from you, my friend!

So did l.

l learnt to look at life from a different angle.

l starved, was pushed and held captive.

But l didn't give up. l was oppressed because l was from Earth.

l found struggle, l found love, romance.

Look how similar we are and how we all strive for love, right?

Hollywood, this goes to you.

For decades you've mispresented the aliens to us.

But don't forget, a human is a human even if he's an alien.

-Mother Mulu, may l? -Speak out Arif.

Superior Tocha... Ceku and l are in love.

We will return to Earth and build there a new world.

A new world within that world.

As you wish.

Shall l get a ship prepared?

We have one, don't worry. Bob, 216.

We'd like to give you the key to Gora.

-ls it made of gold? -Yes.

-Stop! -Who are you, basketball player?

-Give me that tape! -Which tape, man?

Give it to me!

That tape is the only proof of our space adventure.

-l have a family. Now, give it. -What are you saying, fireball?

-Run, if you're smart. -Let him go Arif. He's just a kid.

-Kid? He has a beard, -Our love is proof enough.

My love!

When you pass the heat during atmosphere entry...

...everything is okay.

-l put the carpet into the ship. -Great. Thanks!

Guys, the ship is only for two. So, excuse us, ok?

Tocha is our friend now. We can come and go whenever we want.

Respect! You're just as cool as Bob Marley.

Don't worry. You won't regret it.

Here, this is for you.

What's this?

Your dad's belongings.

Thank you, Gravel.

You can't find this kind of friendship even on Earth. Robot.

-Arif, l'll never forget you. -You are really a robot man!

Master Garavel!

Give us your blessing. You've helped us a lot.

You have my blessing!

-No way! -Bravo!

lt's education, pops.

-What's this? -A camera. Does it have film?

l don't know.

There is. Go over there.

We're very lucky!

Say cheese!

No, this is no good either. lt is fake.

-Hake? -Fake. lt's phony.

l'd like to ask a question.

You either don't take this serious or you're playing with me.

This space thing is nothing like this.

Cut the crap, look.

This is me, this is Ceku, this 216, the robot. Look!

This is Bob Marley Faruk and this is Master Garavel.

This photo was taken on Gora.

500.000$ minimum. 500.000$, here you see the ship.

KA-FA 1500. Don't tell me about the ship l came back with.

With the Goran girl!

Goran?

Nutcase!

Asim, l want a lemonade and two Goran toast.

Do you want something, buddy?

You'll never understand this.

l'm not touching you this time.

Pearls before swine.

-What happened? -They moved.

-Who? -My 'hala'.

l wanted you to meet them while you were here.

-What's 'hala'? -Hala and her family, relatives.

Hala means the sister of the father. l'll teach you all these.

Teyze is the sister of the mother. G�r�mce, elti... Something like Rendroy.

What's wrong?

Arif, do you think that l can adapt to the Earth?

Of course. Just get over with this galactic tension.

lt's only a planet. Adapt to it!

-Shall l go with light speed? -Yeah, sure.

Oh boy!