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Well, here we are.
Hedgewick's World -
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the biggest and best amusement
park there will ever be
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and we've got a golden ticket!
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Eh, eh? Fun! Fun?
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Your stupid box can't even get us
to the right place.
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This is, like, a moon base or
something. It's not the moon.
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Actually, I think it does
look like the moon. Only dirtier.
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Hey, guys it's not the moon, OK?
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It's a Spacey Zoomer ride, or it
was.
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Psst! 'Scuse I. I don't suppose you
happen to be my lift off planet?
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Dave's Discount Interstellar
Removals? 'Fraid not.
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They were meant to be here six
months ago.
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That's Dave for you, see,
unreliable.
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Stay where you are! Oops.
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Throw down your weapons
and identify yourselves.
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No. No weapons! Golden ticket!
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Spacey Zoomer? Free ice cream?
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Who are you? This planet is closed,
by Imperial order.
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How's this?
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Oh. Welcome, Proconsul. I wish
they'd told us you were coming.
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Any news of the Emperor?
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Oh, the Emperor... No, no,
none that you'd, er...
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We pray for his return.
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If there is anything you need,
my platoon is at your service.
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Right! Righty-oh.
Well, carry on, Captain.
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Platoon, let's move out.
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On the double. Two, three, four!
Two, three, four!
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Two, three, four!
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Have they gone?
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Yes.
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Uniforms give me
the heebie-jeebies. Come on.
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They can't stop me being here,
but they don't like it.
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Ha-ha! You see?
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I told you it was amazing.
Well, it used to be.
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It closed down. Wish I'd known
that before I landed here.
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But let me show you my collection.
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Come along, follow me,
this way. This way in, come on.
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Welcome to my show...
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Webley's World of Wonders. Miracles,
marvels and more await you.
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I am impresario Webley.
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You see before you waxwork
representations of the famous...
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and the infamous.
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Anybody here play chess?
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Perhaps you, young man?
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Actually, I'm in my school
chess club.
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Ah, follow me.
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Now, let me demonstrate to you all
the wonder of the age,
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the miracle of modernity.
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We defeated them all,
a thousand years ago.
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But now he's back, to destroy you.
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Behold! The enemy!
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Cyberman! Get down!
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No need to panic, my young friends.
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We all know there are no more
living Cybermen.
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What you are seeing is a miracle -
the 699th wonder of the universe.
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As displayed before the Imperial
court,
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and only here to destroy you -
at chess!
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Careful now. An empty shell.
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And yet it moves.
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How? Magic.
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That might well be, young lady.
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A single penny wins you five
Imperial shillings
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if you can beat
this empty shell at chess.
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I haven't got a penny.
But I've got a sandwich.
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All right, take a seat.
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It is free of all devices,
and yet it has never been beaten.
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Would you like to make the first
move, young man?
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Oh, no, Artie.
No, don't do that, it...
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It's a fool's mate.
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If you can tell me how it works,
I'll give you a silver penny.
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I think... you do it with mirrors.
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Hmm, mirrors, clever girl.
Well, let's see, hey? Low tech.
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It's a puppet, monofilament strings,
which means the brains are in...
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Hello. Hello. I'm the brains. Hello.
Give us a hand.
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They call me Porridge.
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Ah, it's good to be out of that box.
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For you, Miss... an Imperial penny.
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I have not one
but THREE Cybermen in my collection.
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Is that the king? Emperor.
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Ludens Nimrod Kendrick, etc, etc,
the 41st - defender of humanity,
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imperator of known space.
He looks a bit full of himself.
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Don't say things like that
about the Imperial family -
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you can end up on the run
for the rest of your life.
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They don't sound very nice.
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Go on. If the kids want to ride
the Spacey Zoomer,
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then I can operate
the gravity console.
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Angie!
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Whoa!
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Smile! Say, "Spacey Zoomer!"
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We're flying! Having a good time?
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I think that was the most fun
I've had in my whole life.
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It was...
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OK.
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Clara? I think outer space is
actually very interesting.
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Right, wonderful day out, Doctor,
but it's time to get the kids home.
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Yeah. Um, no.
Not actually ready to leave.
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Why not? I dunno. Reasons.
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What reasons? Insects. Funny insects.
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I should add them
to my funny insect collection.
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You collect funny insects?
Yeah, I'm starting to.
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Right now.
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How long do we have to stay here?
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Not long. Have a nap. I'll wake you
when we're ready to leave.
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Comfy? Sleep well.
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Good night.
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Don't wander off.
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I'm not just saying,
"Don't wander off" - I MEAN it.
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Otherwise you'll wander off,
and the next thing you know,
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somebody's going to have to start
rescuing somebody.
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From what? Nothing. Nobody needs
rescuing from anything.
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Don't wander off.
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Sweet dreams.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Total takings for the day -
one sandwich.
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Better than no sandwich, of course.
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Not as good as TWO sandwiches,
or even a chicken...
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That's a bit odd.
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That's not funny,
give me my hands back.
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Upgrade in progress!
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I HATE the future. It's stupid.
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There's not even phone service.
I'm out of here.
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The Doctor said to not wander off.
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He said that,
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and then he wandered off.
I don't think Clara would like that.
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She's not our mum.
Don't leave me here.
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Was this really the biggest
amusement park in the universe?
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Yeah. Hedgewick bought the planet
cheap.
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It'd been trashed in the Cyber-Wars.
Who were we fighting?
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Cybermen. Technologically upgraded
warriors. We couldn't win.
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Sometimes we fought to a draw,
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but then they'd upgrade themselves,
fix their weaknesses and destroy us.
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It's hard to fight an enemy that
uses your armies as spare parts.
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You beat them, though - beat them
or you wouldn't be here. How?
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Look up there - that corner
of the sky. What do you see?
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Nothing. It's just black.
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No stars, no nothing.
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Used to be the Tiberion Spiral
Galaxy. A million star systems.
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A hundred million worlds.
A billion trillion people.
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It's not there any more. No more
Tiberion galaxy. No more Cybermen.
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It was effective.
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It's horrible. Yeah.
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I feel like a monster sometimes.
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Why?
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Because instead of mourning
a billion trillion dead people,
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I just feel sorry for the poor
blighter
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who had to press the button
and blow it all up.
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Clara! Did you tell Angie
she could go to the barracks?
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You KNOW I didn't.
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She hasn't...
She's just gone in there.
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Come on.
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I can't fix this.
It can't be broken.
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It's a solid state sub-ether
ansible class communicator.
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Just run the diagnostics.
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There's nothing left to diagnose.
It's not broken. It's empty.
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All the components have gone. Well,
you must have replacement parts.
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Not enough to build a new one.
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Captain, the weather-controller
is malfunctioning again.
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There's storms, heat waves, snow.
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Hello. I'm bored!
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Where's your big sister?
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Clara? She's not my sister.
She's stupid.
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She's talking to Porridge.
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She talks to her porridge?
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Porridge. That little bloke.
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We need to have a chat.
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I'm not scared, if you're wondering.
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I just think I ought to turn
the lights back on.
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So, tell me about the little bloke.
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Well, you must have seen him.
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Angie, Angie! She has to turn up
and spoil everything!
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I wasn't doing anything!
Why can't you just leave me alone?!
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Cyberman!
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Angie!
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Attack formation!
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No!
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Attack formation - quickly!
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Upgrade in progress!
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Angie!
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Angie! Clara, Clara...!
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That was a Cyberman!
But they're extinct.
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Listen to me, I will get her back.
Captain, a word, please.
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but I take it your platoon
doesn't do much fighting?
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What do you expect? What?
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We're a punishment platoon.
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It's why they sent us out here,
so we can't get into trouble.
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Ah, right, right, well, OK.
As Imperial Consul,
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I am putting Clara in charge.
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Clara, stay alive until I get back,
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and don't let anyone blow up
this planet.
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Is that something
they're likely to do?
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Get to somewhere defensible.
Where are YOU going?
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I'm getting Angie, finding Artie
and looking for funny insects.
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Stay alive. And you lot,
no blowing up this planet!
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Put me down! I hate you!
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Artie? Artie, what's happening?
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Please stand by.
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You will be upgraded.
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Cyberiad class weaponry.
I've taken it out of storage.
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Good. We need to find somewhere
defensible. Where?
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The beach, the Giant's Cauldron...
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Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle.
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Real castle? Drawbridge? Moat?
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Yes. But comical.
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We'll go there.
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Ma'am... My platoon can deal
with one Cyberman.
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And there are protocols if we cannot
immediately find and destroy it.
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Blowing-up-the-planet protocols?
Respectfully, ma'am...
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Somewhere defensible.
No blowing up the planet.
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She's your commanding officer now,
isn't she, Captain?
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Yes...
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sir.
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You really saw a Cyberman?
We really did.
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Have you reported it
to the Imperium? No communicators.
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So you're going to do what she says.
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Right, let's all spend the night
at Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle.
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Artie?
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Firstly,
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if anybody's watching this,
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those children are under my
protection. I'm coming to get them.
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And secondly...
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little metal machine...
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you are beautiful.
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Not even a Cybermat any more, eh?
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Cybermites?
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Now... there's a local transmat link
open to your home.
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If I can just find the frequency...
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Hey, that really shouldn't
have worked.
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Doctor, help us. Angie! Artie!
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Webley? We needed children,
but the children had stopped coming.
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You brought us children.
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Hail to you, the Doctor,
saviour of the Cybermen!
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What would the Empire do
if they WERE alerted? I told you -
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tell me to blow up the planet.
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After they got us off?
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Captain, you want to take that one?
No, ma'am. Just blow the sucker up.
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Drawbridge, moat - brilliant.
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With respect, ma'am,
we ought to be hunting the creature.
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The only reason I'm still alive is
because I do what the Doctor says.
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Can you guarantee me you'd bring
back my children alive and unharmed?
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I trust the Doctor.
You think he knows what he's doing?
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I'm not sure I'd go THAT far.
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As the battle raged
between humanity and the Cyberiad,
244
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the Cyber-Planners built a Valkyrie,
to save critically damaged units
245
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and bring them here
and, one by one, repair them.
246
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,705
The people who vanished
from the amusement park -
247
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they were spare parts
248
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,345
for repairs.
249
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:37,825
We've upgraded ourselves.
The next model will be undefeatable.
250
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:40,265
Nothing's undefeatable.
251
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,945
We needed children
to build a new Cyber-Planner.
252
00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:49,345
A child's brain, with its infinite
potential, is perfect for our needs.
253
00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:50,945
But we no longer need the children.
254
00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:54,785
The Cybermites have been scanning
YOUR brain, Doctor.
255
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,065
It's quite remarkable.
256
00:15:56,067 --> 00:16:00,305
Also completely useless to you.
Cybermen use human parts.
257
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:03,505
I'm not human.
258
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:05,705
You can't convert non-humans.
259
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:09,625
Well, that was true a long time ago.
But we've upgraded ourselves.
260
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:13,507
Current Cyber units use
almost any living components.
261
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,547
Aaaargh!
262
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,347
Incorporated. Yes.
263
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,505
Unfamiliar pulmonary set-up.
264
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:36,545
Nervous system hyperconductive.
265
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,867
Remarkable brain processing speed.
266
00:16:40,427 --> 00:16:44,467
Ooh! Amazing!
267
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:49,705
Get out of my head!
Stop rummaging in my mind!
268
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:54,345
Just you try and stop me.
Ooh, who's Clara?
269
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,985
Why are you thinking about her
so much? Enough!
270
00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:01,507
Fascinating. A complete
mental block. Highly effective.
271
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,425
Relax, relax.
272
00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:08,425
If you just relax, you will find this
a perfectly pleasant experience.
273
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,665
You are being upgraded
274
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:13,145
and incorporated into the Cyberiad
as a Cyber-Planner.
275
00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:16,185
Get out of my head!
276
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:18,585
What is this place?
A network? A hive?
277
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,225
You're getting signals
from every Cyberman everywhere.
278
00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:22,667
How many of you are there?
279
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,345
Oh... this is brilliant!
280
00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:33,945
I'm so clever already, and now
I'm a million times more clever.
281
00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:38,465
And what a brain! Not a human brain,
not even SLIGHTLY human.
282
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:41,985
I mean, I'll have to completely
rewrite the neural interface,
283
00:17:41,987 --> 00:17:49,785
but this is going to be
the most efficient Cyber-Planner!
284
00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:51,545
Not a great name, that, is it?
285
00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:55,705
I could call myself Mr Clever.
286
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:59,225
So much raw data... Time Lords.
287
00:17:59,227 --> 00:18:03,905
There's information on the Time Lords
in here!
288
00:18:03,907 --> 00:18:07,345
Oh, this is just dreamy!
289
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:12,387
Right, I'm allowing you access to
memories on Time Lord regeneration.
290
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,065
Fantastic!
291
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,785
I could regenerate now.
292
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:22,545
Big blast of regeneration energy,
293
00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:24,825
burn out any little Cyber widgets
in my brain,
294
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,745
along with everything
you're connected to.
295
00:18:26,747 --> 00:18:30,105
Don't want to. You diss me up,
who knows what we'll get next?
296
00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:31,547
But I can.
297
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:36,025
Stalemate, then.
298
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,465
One of us needs to control this head.
299
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,305
We're too well-balanced.
300
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:42,745
What did you say?
301
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,865
No, no, no, I heard you.
302
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:48,105
Rhetorical device to keep me
thinking about it a bit more.
303
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,905
Stalemate.
304
00:18:49,907 --> 00:18:53,025
We each control 49.881%
of this brain.
305
00:18:53,027 --> 00:18:55,825
0.238 of the brain
is still in the balance.
306
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,745
Whoever gets this
gets the whole thing.
307
00:18:57,747 --> 00:19:00,945
Do you play chess? The rules of
chess are in my memory banks.
308
00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:03,265
You're proposing we play chess
to end the stalemate?
309
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,705
Winner takes all.
Nobody can access that portion
310
00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,627
of the brain without winning
the game.
311
00:19:11,347 --> 00:19:12,747
You can't win!
312
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:15,705
Try me.
313
00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:21,305
You understand, when I DO win,
the Cyberiad gets your brains
314
00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:24,147
and memories. All of it.
315
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,865
When I win, you get out of my head,
316
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,265
you let the children go,
317
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,265
and nobody dies.
318
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:37,227
You got that? Nobody dies!
319
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,785
'Castle's clear.
Missy, confirm status.'
320
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,107
All clear in the power station.
321
00:19:53,187 --> 00:19:54,865
It's Missy.
322
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:57,145
Something's out there.
323
00:19:57,147 --> 00:19:59,305
'What do you mean?
Is it the Cyberman?'
324
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,225
I don't know. I couldn't see it.
It was only for a moment.
325
00:20:02,227 --> 00:20:05,147
Can I hide? Is it OK if I hide?
326
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,787
DON'T MOVE! I'M IN THE ARMY!
327
00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:38,625
Erm, ma'am, Missy said she saw
something, and then she went quiet.
328
00:20:38,627 --> 00:20:41,427
It's on its way, then.
Weapons! Show me.
329
00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:43,865
Only one gun?
330
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,345
Cybermen have been extinct
for 1,000 years.
331
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:49,105
Even one Anti-Cyber Gun
is a miracle.
332
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,745
These things are hand-pulsars.
333
00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:52,625
Touch the back of a Cyberman's head,
334
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,187
the electromagnetic pulse
deactivates it.
335
00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:59,985
What's this for? Just a mad guess
here - it blows up the planet?
336
00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:01,825
Implodes it.
There's also a trigger unit.
337
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:05,385
I'll have that, then. Is there any
other way to activate the bomb?
338
00:21:05,387 --> 00:21:08,465
It's set to respond to MY voice.
I have the verbal code.
339
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,947
You will not activate it
without a direct order from me.
340
00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:17,785
I will follow my orders.
341
00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:21,067
Your orders come from me.
Don't they?
342
00:21:23,947 --> 00:21:26,705
You'll need to sign
for that trigger unit, ma'am.
343
00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:28,105
Thanks.
344
00:21:28,107 --> 00:21:30,227
Mind if I take one of these?
Might be handy.
345
00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:36,267
Help yourself. I'll teach you
how to use it. Upstairs. Now.
346
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,267
There. That was easy.
347
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,105
The game... has just started.
348
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,505
Doctor...
349
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,025
why is there no record of you
anywhere in the databanks
350
00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:53,627
of the Cyberiad?
351
00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:58,145
Oh. You're good.
352
00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:01,465
You've been eliminating yourself
from history.
353
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:05,507
You know, you could be reconstructed
by the hole you've left.
354
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,905
Good point.
I'll do something about that.
355
00:22:11,907 --> 00:22:14,665
The rules of chess allow
only a finite number of moves.
356
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,105
And I can use other Cyber units
as remote processors.
357
00:22:17,107 --> 00:22:18,865
You cannot possibly win.
358
00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:20,865
I can. I know things you don't.
359
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:23,265
For example, did you know...
360
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,345
very early versions of the
Cyber operating system could be
361
00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:30,185
seriously scrambled by exposure to
things, like gold or cleaning fluid?
362
00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:35,465
And what's interesting is, you're
still running some of that code.
363
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,265
Really?
364
00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:39,747
That's your secret weapon?
365
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:42,907
Cleaning fluid?
366
00:22:44,787 --> 00:22:47,105
Nope. Gold.
367
00:22:47,107 --> 00:22:49,585
Ho-ho! Like a charm.
368
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:51,145
Right, you, Cyber... Webley.
369
00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:53,625
And you, kid... things.
370
00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:57,067
I'll bring the chessboard.
Let's get out of here.
371
00:22:59,187 --> 00:23:01,187
You knew it was me.
372
00:23:03,307 --> 00:23:06,745
I was in the Imperial Guard
on Caspertine. Mostly just parades.
373
00:23:06,747 --> 00:23:09,305
But I had the honour
to guard the old Emperor
374
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:10,625
during the ice picnic.
375
00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:13,905
When the snow bears came and danced
for us. That was a day.
376
00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,865
We're a punishment platoon.
We can't beat a Cyberman.
377
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,265
The Imperium has to know
what's happening.
378
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,265
Like you said,
the communicators are out.
379
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,905
The only way you can report this now
is to activate the bomb.
380
00:23:23,907 --> 00:23:26,625
Yes. And I forbid you to do that.
381
00:23:26,627 --> 00:23:29,225
I don't get it. Why
would you blow up a whole planet,
382
00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:31,945
and everybody on it,
just to get rid of one Cyberman?
383
00:23:31,947 --> 00:23:34,825
We tried other ways.
But they only work sometimes.
384
00:23:34,827 --> 00:23:37,665
So now we take drastic action.
And it works.
385
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,785
If you find a Cyberman and
you can't destroy it immediately,
386
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,945
you implode the planet.
387
00:23:43,947 --> 00:23:46,465
I was sent here
because I didn't follow orders.
388
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,547
I can make up for that.
389
00:23:51,427 --> 00:23:52,825
Put it down, I forbid you!
390
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,825
Yeah. What she said.
391
00:23:54,827 --> 00:23:57,265
You ran away. I will do
what I was brought up to do.
392
00:23:57,267 --> 00:24:00,585
Live for the Empire, fight
for the Empire, die for the Empire.
393
00:24:00,587 --> 00:24:06,105
This is Captain Alice Ferrin,
Imperial ID 19-delta-13B.
394
00:24:06,107 --> 00:24:07,225
Activate...
395
00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:09,147
Cyberman! Get down!
396
00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:21,985
The Doctor said to get somewhere
easily defensible.
397
00:24:21,987 --> 00:24:24,545
But if we stay in the castle,
it'll pick us off one by one.
398
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:27,747
We have to take it out.
Is that an order, ma'am?
399
00:24:31,547 --> 00:24:34,065
Yes. Good.
400
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:35,745
You know what to do.
401
00:24:35,747 --> 00:24:37,585
Pulse to the back of the head.
402
00:24:37,587 --> 00:24:39,305
Fry the brain circuit interface.
403
00:24:39,307 --> 00:24:41,867
It's going to be hard
to get in close enough.
404
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:21,545
I've heard about the Cybermen
since I was in my cradle.
405
00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:23,945
I'm not afraid of you!
406
00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:24,987
Now!
407
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,147
Hold it right there!
What's happening to them?
408
00:25:39,107 --> 00:25:41,105
One more step, and I fire!
409
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,905
Don't fire that.
410
00:25:42,907 --> 00:25:46,745
A pulse will deactivate them.
And anyway...
411
00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:48,945
it's a waste of charge.
We may need it again.
412
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,987
You don't think
that was the only one, then?
413
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,305
Don't shoot, don't shoot! I'm nice!
414
00:26:00,307 --> 00:26:03,465
Please, don't shoot! Hey, Clara, you
haven't let them blow up the planet.
415
00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:06,905
Good job. Did you get the kids?
Are they all right?
416
00:26:06,907 --> 00:26:09,585
What's going on? Bit of
a good news/bad news/good news again
417
00:26:09,587 --> 00:26:12,865
thing going on. So... Good news -
I've kidnapped their Cyber-Planner,
418
00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:15,345
and right now I'm sort of
in control of this Cyberman.
419
00:26:15,347 --> 00:26:18,345
Bad news? Bad news -
the Cyber-Planner's in my head.
420
00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:25,185
And DIFFERENT bad news - the kids
are... Well, it's complicated.
421
00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:26,825
Complicated how?
422
00:26:26,827 --> 00:26:29,947
Complicated, as in walking coma.
423
00:26:35,067 --> 00:26:37,225
Please tell me you can wake them up.
Hope so.
424
00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:39,465
Other good news?
Well, in other good news,
425
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:42,985
there are a few more repaired and
reactivated Cybermen on the way.
426
00:26:42,987 --> 00:26:45,865
And the Cyber-Planner's installing
a patch for the gold thing.
427
00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:49,585
No, wait, that isn't not good news,
is it? Um, so...
428
00:26:49,587 --> 00:26:52,585
Good news - I have a very good
chance of winning my chess match.
429
00:26:52,587 --> 00:26:55,825
What? I'll explain later.
In a bit of a hurry.
430
00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:57,305
Get me to a table.
431
00:26:57,307 --> 00:26:59,345
And somebody tie me up!
432
00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:00,867
Need hands free for chess.
433
00:27:02,547 --> 00:27:04,145
And immobilise me.
434
00:27:04,147 --> 00:27:05,547
Quickly.
435
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:09,665
Right, that's good. I won't be able
to move, but... hands free. Good.
436
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:12,307
You're playing chess with yourself?
And winning.
437
00:27:13,627 --> 00:27:15,625
Actually,
438
00:27:15,627 --> 00:27:17,025
he has no better than a 25% chance
439
00:27:17,027 --> 00:27:19,025
of winning at this stage
in the game.
440
00:27:19,027 --> 00:27:22,625
Some very dodgy moves
at the beginning. Hello, flesh-girl.
441
00:27:22,627 --> 00:27:25,665
Fantastic! I'm the Cyber-Planner.
442
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:28,945
Doctor...? Afraid not.
I'm working the mouth now. Allons-y!
443
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,425
Oh, you should see
the state of these neurons -
444
00:27:31,427 --> 00:27:33,705
he's had some cowboys in here.
Ten complete re-jigs.
445
00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:37,785
You aren't the Doctor.
No, but I know who YOU are.
446
00:27:37,787 --> 00:27:39,667
You're the impossible girl.
447
00:27:40,707 --> 00:27:43,945
Ooh, he's very interested in you.
448
00:27:43,947 --> 00:27:45,385
Why am I impossible?
449
00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:47,505
Hasn't he told you? The sly devil.
450
00:27:47,507 --> 00:27:50,785
Oh, dear me. Soon, we wake, we'll
strip you down for spare parts,
451
00:27:50,787 --> 00:27:52,745
then build a spaceship and move on.
452
00:27:52,747 --> 00:27:55,705
More Cybermen? They're waking
from their tomb right now.
453
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,105
You can either die
or live on as one of us.
454
00:27:58,107 --> 00:28:01,265
The Doctor will stop you.
He can't even access the lips.
455
00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:03,745
Owwww!
456
00:28:03,747 --> 00:28:06,345
Ow! Oh, that hurt! No, stop!
457
00:28:06,347 --> 00:28:10,265
Enough! Bit of pain, neural surge -
just what I needed. Thanks.
458
00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,905
Why am I the impossible girl?
459
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:14,785
It's a thing in my head. I'll
explain later. Chess game - stakes?
460
00:28:14,787 --> 00:28:17,625
If he wins, I give up my mind and
he gets access to all my memories,
461
00:28:17,627 --> 00:28:19,225
along with knowledge of time travel.
462
00:28:19,227 --> 00:28:22,345
But if I win, he'll break
his promises to get out of my head
463
00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:24,585
and then kill us anyway.
That's not reassuring. No.
464
00:28:24,587 --> 00:28:27,105
Please tell me you can fix what
happened to the children.
465
00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:28,585
Children. Yeah. They're fine.
466
00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:30,905
Right now their brains
are just in stand-by mode.
467
00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:33,705
That is not fine! Listen, right now,
468
00:28:33,707 --> 00:28:38,025
they have a better chance of getting
out of all this alive than you do.
469
00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:39,867
Which one of you said that?
470
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:46,505
Me. Cyber-Planner. Mr Clever.
Now, if you don't mind,
471
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:49,425
I have a chess game to finish.
472
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:55,387
And YOU have to die -
pointlessly and very far from home.
473
00:28:57,907 --> 00:28:59,067
Toodle-oo.
474
00:29:03,547 --> 00:29:05,745
Apparently there are more Cybermen
on the way.
475
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:08,105
There's at least a dozen more shots
left in the gun
476
00:29:08,107 --> 00:29:09,505
before it needs to recharge.
477
00:29:09,507 --> 00:29:11,985
We might have more than a dozen
Cybermen to worry about.
478
00:29:11,987 --> 00:29:13,945
What's that cable?
Power line for the park.
479
00:29:13,947 --> 00:29:16,745
What'd happen if we dropped the
end into the moat and turned it on?
480
00:29:16,747 --> 00:29:18,585
Fry anything that entered the water.
481
00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:20,865
Can Cybermen fly? No, ma'am.
482
00:29:20,867 --> 00:29:23,107
First good news of the day. Do it.
483
00:29:39,707 --> 00:29:42,945
Stop that! I felt that.
484
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,667
Of course you did.
It's time to get up.
485
00:29:47,107 --> 00:29:50,705
Wakey wakey, boys and girls.
486
00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:54,147
Wakey wakey.
487
00:30:21,467 --> 00:30:25,305
There. Get that in you. Warm you up.
Oh, thank you, Porridge.
488
00:30:25,307 --> 00:30:27,665
Oi, Clara!
489
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:31,307
I'll see what he wants.
Call me if there's any change. Right.
490
00:30:38,747 --> 00:30:42,305
Hey! Clara, there you are.
Now, quick rundown.
491
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,985
What's our weapons strength?
492
00:30:43,987 --> 00:30:46,265
One big gun,
five of those hand pulsar units
493
00:30:46,267 --> 00:30:49,425
and a shiny black bomb that implodes
the planet. Yeah. That one.
494
00:30:49,427 --> 00:30:52,505
Tell me, does it happen, possibly,
to have a remote triggery thing?
495
00:30:52,507 --> 00:30:54,145
Brilliant. Pass it here. No.
496
00:30:54,147 --> 00:30:56,105
Why not?
In case you're not you right now.
497
00:30:56,107 --> 00:30:58,785
Or even if you are you, just in case.
Oh, don't worry.
498
00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:03,745
The Cyber-Planner's hibernating
between moves right now. Sssh.
499
00:31:03,747 --> 00:31:07,747
Prove you're you. Tell me something
only the Doctor knows.
500
00:31:11,067 --> 00:31:12,587
Clara...
501
00:31:14,067 --> 00:31:16,265
I suppose...
502
00:31:16,267 --> 00:31:20,347
I'm the only one who knows
how I feel about you right now.
503
00:31:21,787 --> 00:31:24,507
How funny you are - so funny...
504
00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:28,145
and pretty.
505
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:31,745
And the truth is,
I'm starting to like you
506
00:31:31,747 --> 00:31:33,665
in a way that is more than just...
507
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:38,265
Ow! Ow! Ow! Yes! It's me!
508
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,945
That really hurt!
How did you know that was him?!
509
00:31:40,947 --> 00:31:43,505
Because even if that WAS true -
which it's obviously not -
510
00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:45,705
I know you that
you would rather die than say it.
511
00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,227
Finish your stupid game!
512
00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:52,385
Doctor, let go. I can't.
He's got control of the left arm.
513
00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:56,345
Aaargh! Aaaargh! No! No!
514
00:31:56,347 --> 00:32:00,027
Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh!
515
00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:03,985
Doctor?
516
00:32:03,987 --> 00:32:06,705
He got what he wanted.
He destroyed the trigger.
517
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:09,305
My move. What do you mean,
he got what he wanted?
518
00:32:09,307 --> 00:32:11,305
He means...
519
00:32:11,307 --> 00:32:14,985
good news, boys and girls!
520
00:32:14,987 --> 00:32:18,987
THEY'RE HEERE!
521
00:32:37,627 --> 00:32:38,865
One gun, five hand pulsars
522
00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:41,425
and a planet-smashing bomb
that doesn't work any more.
523
00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,505
Why not? Broken trigger unit.
524
00:32:43,507 --> 00:32:45,345
But you signed for that.
525
00:32:45,347 --> 00:32:49,185
I've learned so much from you,
Doctor.
526
00:32:49,187 --> 00:32:51,065
It's been an education.
527
00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:55,147
But now it's time for the endgame.
528
00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:10,787
Brilliant.
529
00:33:12,547 --> 00:33:15,067
Upgrade in progress.
530
00:33:16,347 --> 00:33:17,667
Damn.
531
00:33:19,227 --> 00:33:22,065
Who's our best shot?
Probably it's me.
532
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,105
Shoot any of them
who make it across.
533
00:33:24,107 --> 00:33:26,825
The rest of you,
take defensive positions. Porridge?
534
00:33:26,827 --> 00:33:28,427
Yes? Keep yourself safe.
535
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,745
Alice Ferrin...
536
00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:49,065
you should have destroyed this
planet when you had the chance.
537
00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:51,425
They're nearly here.
538
00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:56,465
Now, you can take my bishop and keep
limping on for a little longer.
539
00:33:56,467 --> 00:34:00,505
Or you can sacrifice your queen,
540
00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:03,025
and get the children back,
541
00:34:03,027 --> 00:34:05,065
but it's mate in five moves.
542
00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:07,387
And I get your mind.
543
00:34:16,827 --> 00:34:21,547
Take my queen.
And give me back the children.
544
00:34:23,107 --> 00:34:26,825
Emotions! Can't you see
what a foolish move that was?
545
00:34:26,827 --> 00:34:28,945
You've lost the game!
546
00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:32,027
Kids! Back! Now!
547
00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:45,585
Emotions, Doctor -
548
00:34:45,587 --> 00:34:50,465
all for two human children
you barely know.
549
00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,147
And it was a pointless sacrifice
anyway.
550
00:34:56,307 --> 00:34:58,305
So, Doctor...
551
00:34:58,307 --> 00:35:02,745
do you think the children's death
will affect your relationship
552
00:35:02,747 --> 00:35:04,467
with Miss Clara?
553
00:35:08,827 --> 00:35:11,945
Welcome to
Webley's World Of Wonders, children.
554
00:35:11,947 --> 00:35:16,385
Now presenting delights,
delicacies...
555
00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:18,787
and death. Doctor!
556
00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,627
Angie, are you, OK?
Just look after Artie, OK?
557
00:35:38,627 --> 00:35:40,905
Upgrade in progress.
558
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:43,505
Your move. But before you take it,
just so you know,
559
00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:46,745
sacrificing my queen was the best
possible move I could have made.
560
00:35:46,747 --> 00:35:48,385
The Time Lords invented chess.
561
00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:49,905
It's our game.
562
00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:53,385
And if you don't avoid MY trap,
it gives ME mate in three moves.
563
00:35:53,387 --> 00:35:54,667
How?
564
00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,187
I've got no charge left!
565
00:36:02,867 --> 00:36:04,067
How?
566
00:36:08,107 --> 00:36:10,425
Oh, come on.
Call yourself a chess-playing robot?
567
00:36:10,427 --> 00:36:11,587
How?!
568
00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:18,347
You figure it out!
569
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:26,025
Or don't you have
the processing power? Hmm?
570
00:36:26,027 --> 00:36:29,585
Please stand by -
you will be upgraded.
571
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:32,465
Welcome to the Cyberiad.
572
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,545
You will be upgraded.
573
00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:36,105
Welcome to the Cyberiad.
574
00:36:36,107 --> 00:36:37,625
You will be upgraded...
575
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:40,987
You will be upgraded...
576
00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:49,105
What are you doing?
577
00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:52,425
Doctor. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor,
578
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:54,945
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor!
579
00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:57,065
I'm pulling in
extra processing power.
580
00:36:57,067 --> 00:37:00,105
Three million Cyberbrains are
working on one tiny chess problem.
581
00:37:00,107 --> 00:37:02,625
How long do you think
it's going to take us to solve it?
582
00:37:02,627 --> 00:37:07,105
That's cheating! No, no, no, no, no.
Just pulling in the local resources.
583
00:37:07,107 --> 00:37:08,747
Woo-oo-oo.
584
00:37:14,747 --> 00:37:18,745
There's no way you can get to mate
in three moves.
585
00:37:18,747 --> 00:37:21,265
Three moves!
Want to know what they are?
586
00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:22,625
You're lying!
587
00:37:22,627 --> 00:37:24,265
No!
588
00:37:24,267 --> 00:37:26,345
Move one -
589
00:37:26,347 --> 00:37:28,505
turn on sonic screwdriver.
590
00:37:28,507 --> 00:37:30,185
Move two - activate pulsar.
591
00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:32,227
Move three - amplify pulsar.
592
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,787
See ya.
593
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,547
That's cheating!
594
00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:48,625
Just taking advantage
of the local resources.
595
00:37:48,627 --> 00:37:52,065
Ah, hello. Can someone untie me,
please? Do you think I'm pretty?
596
00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:54,625
No! You're too short and bossy,
and your nose is all funny.
597
00:37:54,627 --> 00:37:56,905
Good enough.
What happened to the Cyber-Planner?
598
00:37:56,907 --> 00:37:59,665
Out of my head and redistributed
across three million Cybermen.
599
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,465
About to wake them up, kill us
and start constructing a spaceship.
600
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,345
We need to destroy this planet
before they can get off it.
601
00:38:05,347 --> 00:38:07,305
OK.
602
00:38:07,307 --> 00:38:09,225
It has a fallback voice activation.
603
00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:11,225
The Captain. But she's dead.
604
00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,305
I think you should ask Porridge.
Why?
605
00:38:13,307 --> 00:38:17,345
Well, he is the Emperor. I bet
HE knows the activation codes.
606
00:38:17,347 --> 00:38:19,305
Oh, come on, it's obvious.
607
00:38:19,307 --> 00:38:21,185
He looks exactly like he does
on the coin
608
00:38:21,187 --> 00:38:24,065
and on the waxwork, except
they made him a bit taller, but...
609
00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:26,865
Look, am I the only one paying
attention to ANYTHING around here?
610
00:38:26,867 --> 00:38:29,465
You are full of surprises. Porridge?
611
00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:32,145
She's right. So you can save us?
612
00:38:32,147 --> 00:38:34,305
We all die in the end.
Does it matter how?
613
00:38:34,307 --> 00:38:37,345
What do we do?
I don't want to be Emperor.
614
00:38:37,347 --> 00:38:40,305
If I activate that bomb,
it's all over.
615
00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:41,345
And if you don't,
616
00:38:41,347 --> 00:38:44,145
three million Cybermen will spread
across the galaxy.
617
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,625
Isn't that worth dying for?
618
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,467
Doctor... Three million Cybermen!
619
00:38:51,107 --> 00:38:54,105
The bomb, the throne,
it's all connected.
620
00:38:54,107 --> 00:38:55,265
I just have to say,
621
00:38:55,267 --> 00:38:59,185
"This is Emperor Ludens Nimrod
Kendrick, called Longstaff the 41st,
622
00:38:59,187 --> 00:39:03,427
"the defender of humanity,
imperator of known space.
623
00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:09,067
"Activate the Desolator."
And it's done.
624
00:39:16,827 --> 00:39:18,385
It'll blow in about 80 seconds.
625
00:39:18,387 --> 00:39:20,825
Easily long enough for the
Imperial Flagship to locate me
626
00:39:20,827 --> 00:39:24,025
from my identification,
warp-jump into orbit,
627
00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,947
and transmat us to the State Room.
628
00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:34,865
Oh, yeah! Nice ship.
629
00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:36,505
Bit big. Not blue enough.
630
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:41,145
Listen, there is a large blue box
at co-ordinates six ultra 19P.
631
00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:44,345
I need it transmatted up here
right away.
632
00:39:44,347 --> 00:39:46,307
Right. Did you get that?
633
00:39:56,107 --> 00:40:01,947
And that's that. 76, 77, 78, 79...
634
00:40:10,467 --> 00:40:13,145
Fairwell, Cyberiad.
635
00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:16,465
You know... it was GOOD to get away.
636
00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:19,025
Good to be a person
and not to be lonely
637
00:40:19,027 --> 00:40:21,105
or Emperor of 1,000 galaxies,
638
00:40:21,107 --> 00:40:23,425
with everybody waiting for ME
to tell them what to do.
639
00:40:23,427 --> 00:40:24,985
Can't you run away again?
640
00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:27,025
They'll be keeping a close eye on me
this time.
641
00:40:27,027 --> 00:40:28,985
That's what happens
when you're Emperor -
642
00:40:28,987 --> 00:40:30,905
loneliest job in the Universe.
643
00:40:30,907 --> 00:40:32,587
You don't have to be lonely.
644
00:40:34,627 --> 00:40:37,145
I don't.
645
00:40:37,147 --> 00:40:38,665
Clara...
646
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,147
will you marry me?
647
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,665
What? He said...
648
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:44,025
She heard what he said.
649
00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:46,625
You're smart and you're beautiful,
650
00:40:46,627 --> 00:40:49,385
and I've never met anyone like you
before.
651
00:40:49,387 --> 00:40:52,185
And being Emperor won't be as hard
if you're by my side.
652
00:40:52,187 --> 00:40:54,025
And you'd rule 1,000 galaxies.
653
00:40:54,027 --> 00:40:57,185
This sounds like an actual
marriage proposal - tricky.
654
00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,425
Now, if you want my advice...
655
00:40:58,427 --> 00:41:01,867
You - not one word. This is
between me and the... Emperor.
656
00:41:04,147 --> 00:41:05,865
Porridge,
657
00:41:05,867 --> 00:41:09,707
I...don't want to rule
1,000 galaxies.
658
00:41:13,467 --> 00:41:14,507
Yeah.
659
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,425
Silly of me.
660
00:41:17,427 --> 00:41:19,105
I'm really sorry.
661
00:41:19,107 --> 00:41:23,145
But that's stupid.
You could be queen of the universe.
662
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,425
How can you say no to that?
663
00:41:25,427 --> 00:41:28,025
When someone asks you if you want
to be queen of the universe,
664
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,225
you say, "Yes."
665
00:41:29,227 --> 00:41:32,147
You watch. One day,
I'LL be queen of the universe.
666
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,465
Of course,
I could have you all executed -
667
00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:38,747
which is what a proper Emperor
would do.
668
00:41:39,907 --> 00:41:42,425
You're not actually going to do
that, though, are you...?
669
00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:44,865
Oh, you're...! Hey?
670
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,905
Go on, get out of here, all of you,
671
00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:48,387
before I change my mind.
672
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,305
Thank you for having me.
It was very interesting.
673
00:42:05,307 --> 00:42:07,105
My pleasure. Thank you for coming.
674
00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,905
Now, I've got something for you.
675
00:42:08,907 --> 00:42:11,107
It's not from me,
it's from the TARDIS.
676
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,345
Ah! New phone.
677
00:42:15,347 --> 00:42:18,507
Thanks!
Sorry I said this box was stupid.
678
00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:24,707
Bye! Bye! Thanks, Clara.
Thanks, Clara's boyfriend.
679
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:28,585
Thank you, Doctor. For what?
680
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,705
Kids' day out,
getting us off the planet alive,
681
00:42:30,707 --> 00:42:32,827
whatever you were doing
with the Cybermen...
682
00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:36,987
Good night.
683
00:42:38,587 --> 00:42:40,065
See you next Wednesday.
684
00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:44,505
Well... a Wednesday, definitely.
Next Wednesday, last Wednesday...
685
00:42:44,507 --> 00:42:45,947
one of the Wednesdays.
686
00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:51,105
Impossible girl.
687
00:42:51,107 --> 00:42:53,905
A mystery wrapped in an enigma
squeezed into a skirt
688
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:56,747
that's just
a little bit too... tight.
689
00:43:03,267 --> 00:43:04,787
What are you?
690
00:43:06,747 --> 00:43:09,065
Signs of any Cybertech remaining?
691
00:43:09,067 --> 00:43:10,945
No, Majesty.
692
00:43:10,947 --> 00:43:13,225
You ever wanted to be Emperor,
Gloria?
693
00:43:13,227 --> 00:43:14,545
No, Majesty.
694
00:43:14,547 --> 00:43:17,707
That's the right answer. Come on.
Let's go home.
695
00:43:35,547 --> 00:43:38,665
There is one place
you must never go.
696
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:40,185
Where?
697
00:43:40,187 --> 00:43:42,945
This is
the Doctor's greatest secret.
698
00:43:42,947 --> 00:43:44,585
And it is discovered.
699
00:43:44,587 --> 00:43:46,825
He can't go there, you know
he can't. I have a duty.
700
00:43:46,827 --> 00:43:49,065
You just said it's the one place
you must never go.
701
00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:52,227
I'm about to cross my own timeline
and the TARDIS doesn't like it.
702
00:43:55,827 --> 00:43:57,425
Die, reptile!
703
00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:59,305
Doctor! Doctor!
704
00:43:59,307 --> 00:44:00,985
What is your name?
705
00:44:00,987 --> 00:44:02,985
Please, stop it!
706
00:44:02,987 --> 00:44:04,507
Doctor Who?!
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