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Gunther.

Gonzo.

Up there with no friends, only live up events.

Live his life both of his up to a thousand.

Best play sweet with the force..

Of a safe loan cut Viswant phone

miss Away.in Chrome. Stand in my path. You.

The whole world. And half of the number one headband.

Possessed of a lowly soul. On a lowly gold.

You have the basic skills. But your eyes give you away.

It's become unpredictable.

Strike from your subconscious mind. Let your

moves flow out from your individual essence.

I do not like the looks of that thing.

See that smoke oozing out? It ain't natural.

What I'm saying.. Is, this bitch, she can blow

just one thunder from her ram. That's

the end of your fro, bro. Oh, by the way.

I am trying to imagine you without a fro.

I bet you look cute with some little braids, wouldn't you?

Well they take.

Shut up.

Hey hey hey hey. Don't tell me you stupid enough to just

waltz through that rear gate is you.

Because you know it's a trap, right? You ain't that stupid, right?

Right, right. Hey hey hey.. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

You don't believe me? Well, fine.

Go ahead. Die for that stupid number one headband.

Damn you stubborn man. You really ain't

gonna let nothing stop you till you get

the top of this mountain to kill. Number one is you.

Well, he did. He did cut your dad's head off.

I get that I'd be pissed, too.

But this road ain't the safe way, man.

I'm more than willing to watch your pig head roll.

This is brother to. The number two is cross terror pass.

Excellent. Continue to monitor his movement.

Dear brothers,

it seems that our long awaited day has arrived.

Our prayers, like paved stones, have led

us to the door of the number one.

But to do this, we must first

seize the number two by destroying the Afro Samurai.

Shall we commence, dear brothers?

I say we send the great Russian warrior Avanoor.

He has a unique style, not of

Japan. It will unbalance Afro rubbish.

The one of two feet. Number two

can only be fooled. A trickster assassin from China.

Ivanova and Fu are both great warriors,

but we cannot place our fate in the hands of foreigners,

especially ones who may covet the headband for themselves.

Now I have been blessed with a vision.

It has led me to design a weapon

more deadly than even the Afro demon himself.

Brothers, let me introduce our latest weapon.

He possesses a physical strength 20% greater than the current number two.

I originally intended to apply this weapon against number one,

but since we encountered sudden miscalculations, we will

first use it to defeat the number two.

A battle that will surely provide superb entertainment.

There exists a man on this earth

with the skills of number two.

Where could you find such a man?

Not a man, rather a thing. Explain more.

Brother one. I have access to our

finest scientific resources to build a thing that is more than man.

He is a demon machine with a special surprise on the inside.

The skills stored deep inside of him

was extracted from Afro's dreams by Okiku.

May God rest her troubled soul.

Has the data been tested yet? Do you question me,

brother? Six. Does one question faith?

Observe. And I will make you a believer.

Brethren, I am proud to welcome a new

disciple into our fold rise to greet

our.. Most deadly weapon.. Alfragide.

Afro droid Haiti. Lovely. It took

millions of man hours just to build his head.

Take this many more technological breakthroughs to manufacture his full body.

What say you now, Ivan? All from

Russia and Fu from the Hunan province of China.

I am second to no man. I am first among men and machine.

I just forgot to include the machine.

It will be I who defeats this afro.

I have traveled long and far. No time for games.

So the way I see it is, I got you, I get job.

Oh, that's rather interesting. What shall we do now?

I suggest we choose the assassin of Afro based solely on credentials.

I suggest we send in the Afro droid first.

If he fails, then. Nonsense. Why rely on a machine?

We have had two of the world's best assassins.

Yes, I agree to rely on a

machine with no credentials is risky.

You all make good points, my brothers.

But why not just let skill alone decide for us?

Hey, battle! I'll let blood and death

pave our way to eternal life.

A battle royale. Now, are you saying

there's only one rule? When it's over,

the last man or machine standing will battle. Number two. Twisted.

Splendid. Can you dig it?

Yo. Come on Afro. I got a bad feeling about what's

up ahead. You know I'm right.

You better start listening to me, man. You know,

I really do know what the hell

is going on around here. But you won't.

Hey. All right. You finally stopping to listen to me?

Now we can start talking man to man.

So, see, it's a simple thing. The point is. What?

What?

Oh. Oh, no.

But. Hey!

Hey! Alfred! Wait wait wait. This shit ain't even natural.

I say we take the long way home. We can circle back around,

you know. So what? We lose a few days.

Come on. I'll see you then.

Shit, man. Look, dude is like a clown and whatnot,

okay? Now my ninja gut's telling me he's

a mean one, so don't go any nearer. Hey, you listening to me?

Oh my God, oh my God.

Hey, he's trying to copy you.

That is you. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa.

Which one is you?

Oh, no. Which one is you?

That's you, ain't it? You're bleeding bro.

Hold on to me that you you say

something, let me know it's you. Shut up! Oh, it is you.

Let's go. Don't go back in.. There, man.

Oh, Afro.

Damn, bro, I hate to say this, man, but you lose it, man.

Hey, maybe we better back off.

Are you going to lose that headband?

Hey, Homejoy seemed to know your next

move before you even make it.

It's like me watching Afro, watching Afro fighting Afro or something.

What happens when your reflection moves faster than you?

Or something amazing. That's what happens. We shall finally see.

The wrath of hell's fire turned up on itself.

That ain't gonna work either, man. Don't do it.

Yo, yo, yo, stop thinking, bro. He's reading your mind. Oh, hell.

Now Afro droid, go in for the kill.

Become unpredictable. Strike from your subconscious mind.

Let your moves flow out from your individual essence.

Even the most masterful opponent will fall

from a strike that has no history or reference.

The moves created from your own individual

unique essence may surprise even you.

Whoa! Atta! You did it, Afro! Now come help me up.

Hey, yo. You forgetting me? Wait up. My hands getting numb.

This is what we get for relying on Akiko's data.

Damn it, brother six. This is the kind

of shit I will not tolerate. Where am I? So we made it, huh?

We made it. We made it.

Yo, Afro tried to..

Ditch me, didn't you? I really thought about that.

Hey, are you still going home?

Ain't you had enough punishment for one day? Afro.

You got to listen to me,

man. You don't know what these crazy monks got under their skirts.

Wait! Damn it! Don't you ever plan nothing?

Huhtamaki o Kudasai.

Huhtamaki o kudasai.

How to Mark your Kudasai.

Even though you are wounded, expect no.. Mercy from me.

Kick his ass. Don't hold back neither. This dude's a mean.

Careful, man. You slip up with this one, you're a dead man.

Yes. Whoa!

He's psycho man. I will.. Leave the rest to.. You.

No way.

It's truly a warrior legend. Almost too magnificent to kill.

You won't have your sword back that easily.

You're nothing without a blade.

Brother five, you have been too careless.

Brother five dah!

Now. What the hell is it? Do we really got to keep going?

I mean, this shit you leave behind you is nasty.

Do as you please. Jesus, you crazy man.

It's a pity I.. Have to do this.

But the number two warrior must die no matter what it takes.

Huh?

Whoa!

What the.

Yo, I know that dude.

I thought you iced him already. You know

the whatnot machine? That's some crazy.. Crap, man.

Oh.

Oh.

He dead yet? You dead yet?

Three.

Y.

Street signs were brought up for nights.

Normally simply take a steep stairway like night sky. That arrow.

I talk about Maryland. I'm talking about man.

Right there.

Lady Mary. Right, Sam. Right, Sam.

At the prison. Twisted. This.

From a little boy when he sees danger, danger, danger chance.

Hey, man, will you be.

Right.

Stay down, my friend. Stay down.

He did yet.

Come on, man, that ain't even fair.

We got to come this far just

to look down.. The barrel of that shit.

That felt good.

I think he blew his low.

Man, I bet all that skill is stored in this little chip.

It's such a cute little chip, too.

I ain't going. Listen, man. That's it for me.

I have seen some sights today. Ain't no one supposed to see.

So that's it, I shut up.

Damn it!

Whoa! This thing goes any faster,

my head's going to sneak up my body like a damn turtle.

You completely overrated. Nothing will stop my mission

of obtaining the number one headband.

Especially not some damn sour.

Oh.

Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder.

What the hell is that supposed to be?

Long time no see. Afro samurai.

Gonzo.

Flourish.