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Gunther.

Gonzo.

Up there with no friends. We for being fans of his life

off the hits, but without the best place.

With the force of a cyclone. Cut gristle and bone.

Miss away thrown. Damn I'm half you a gentleman.

The whole world. And half of the number one headband.

Possessed of a lonely soul. On a lonely road.

You can't get away, kid. Don't make it hard on yourself.

Be a good boy and hand that number

two headband over nice and slow like.

Stop right there, kiddo. You draw that sword and you're dead.

What the hell is with you, kid?

You've got to learn to respect your elders.

Lookie here. Now I'm the number two warrior.

I'm coming for you. Number one.

What the hell is this? This kid is really some kind of freak.

He's carrying a rotten head around in his backpack.

Oh, wait a minute. I know that guy.

That's the old number one. Yeah. You're right.

Here, give it to me.

You want this back, kiddo? They catch.

Kids these.. Days. Yeah. They got no respect. Let's go.

Wake up. Wake up, wake

up. Oh, sleepyhead. Gino. Gino. Wow.

Check this out. Some piece of work.

He won't wake up. Gino. What? Whoa! Master! Master!

The bandits must have got him. This is bad.

Two guys yesterday and now a kid. He is not a morning person.

My God! He's alive. Master, master! He's alive.

He's just sleepy.

Uh.

Don't get up yet.

You've been badly wounded and poisoned. It will take

some time for you to recover.

We discovered you bleeding on the riverbank.

It's a miracle you didn't drown with your arm so badly broken.

I am called Okiku. I can take care of you.

Rest. Mighty samurai.

Don't be alarmed. Of course we know you're a samurai.

For who else but a samurai could

clutch his sword in a raging river while poisoned,

unconscious, and with a broken hand.

Sleep when you awake. I'll have a meal prepared.

Damn you! One lucky dog. Afro. Oh!

You look like a mummy. Cut it out, Otsuru.

Do not worry, young Afro. In my

dojo, we are all wounded orphans.

You are among friends. Treat him well. My students. Yes, master.

Go go, go!

Strike the ground with yourself.

How can you wield a sword if you can't dig a hole?

You're mad at the dirt. You know

your body is all stiff. Think less. Relax.

Yeah. I'll stay calm and flowing.. Like a river.

Cheer up after all.

Oh, I see we up there got one going to find you.

I just took the little. Oh, no. But look at you, boy.

Oh, bright eyed and bushy tail. Fish,

flowers, sunshine. Oh, let's..

See somebody getting a little resort on. Ha ha!

Woo! I bet you that, baby. Whoa,

whoa. What's the. What's her name? Okiku

bet she tastes a hell of a lot better than trout.

Don't think I didn't notice her checking you out. Huh?

Huh? Don't tell me you ain't notice.

Shit. This place is bananas. I'm thinking shit.

I'll even go find me a little

hottie to kick it with. Beavis, go nude, massage me,

get all sweaty. You know what I mean?

She got a friend. Maybe we can do

an orgy, you know. Huh? Huh?

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

So you ain't the swinging.. Type, all right?

Still ain't. Get my sex on. You know

I'm getting your Jimmy Wax. Just might help you recuperate.

All right, all right. You relax. You

want to do your night solo on the low? Low. Cool.

Don't forget, my.. Cell is off.

You must not fight over food.

Come on, Afro. We're all waiting on you, dude. We got

fishing duties down at the river.

Don't you remember? We're going to be late.

You know how everyone gets when there's

not enough fish to eat around here?

Look, I don't mean to push, but you

really ought to wolf it down.

We'll need all your strength. Trick and fish

ain't easy. Chicken. Fish ain't easy. Wolf! Come down.

Come on.

Let's get to it.

Look. They're escaping. Let's grab them. Yeah. Let's grab them.

You ready for this? Tsuru.

Nice and fat, just like the doctor ordered.

It's what the master calls the single beat. Well, cook it up.

Then we could have a quadruple treat.

But there are six of us. Isn't

that a sextuplet treat? Huh? I mean.

Oh, I must have disturbed you in the middle of a dream.

Was it pleasant?

Forgive me. I'm being nosy.

It's time for your medicine.

Your wounds heal well. Master samurai.

So tonight I will cook my special fish for you.

You do like fish, don't you?

Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh huh huh huh.

Fresh vegetables. Fresh vegetables. Not interested, kid. Beat it.

No luck today. Let's go home. Afro.

So bad. Number two. Is it true? Huh?

That's what they say. Apparently he's back in town.

Maybe I'll give it a shot. Whatever.

Like you got what it takes to be

the number two warrior of the world.

What the fuck? What's this kid doing here?

Where is the number two? Who the number

two had been. Tell me who has it.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Tell me where he is.

Your little cock sucker.

You think you're a killer, boy, huh? I'll show you a killer.

Ass!

Then you fight to kill. Finish the job.

Target is confirmed. Yes,

he's still injured and easy prey for my skills.

Yes, I understand your point, but my master brother,

I would give my life to work in your inner circle.

Can you do it? Yes. Please let me slay the Afro samurai.

Supper is ready.

Huh? Oh.

What's the matter?

Thanks for everything. You're leaving? Tomorrow.

Please keep it for your travels.

Cartagena.

With you, not stay with me.

For just one more day. There'll be a summer

festival tomorrow night at the village below.

If it's not too much to ask,

will you stay and watch the fireworks with me?

Foolish boy. Never speak to me of such things again.

Games of power. Revenge. They lead to nothing.

Do you really know what it means to be the number two?

It is a life of murder. We are born men. In order to live,

not to kill. You must break the chain.

Only then can we be free of this terrible cycle.

What is this? Swamp water? Just try..

It. Will it put hair on my chest?

Ooh, taste like crap. Your afro. You try.. It.

Oh.

Look. Looks like this boy is the only one with real taste.

Can I have some more? Is he for real?

Afro. You don't have to be polite.

It's like I always say. If heaven could be bottled,

it just might taste like my lemonade.

Nana mode. Lemonade. Lemonade. Lemonade. Yeah. Manmade.

Hey, kid. We know it was you that killed our brother.

Too bad you have to pay for it. Nah. Yeah.

You little son of a bitch! Hey!

What did. Huh? Hey, that's my knife! How did you.

Nah. You little.

You ain't gonna get away from me. Ooh!

Can't be. Oh, I got.. Him. Good. Don't let him get away.

Now let's see a spit swamp water. Brat!

You are dead now. Hey, Shorty. What was that?

Huh? What did you just call me? Huh? Oh!

Shit! Afro! Oh!

Behind you!

Bro! Fucking brats!

What's the shit? Stuck! Damn it! I'll kill you! Oh.

Holy smoke.

Killing some little kid is normally against my principles.

But when you cut my pals brother,

you entered the world of killing boy.

Before I kill you, remember this. If

you're going to swing a sword, you better be ready to get cut

by one to say your prayers.

Damn it! You missed. You piece of shit!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey!

Fucking kid! I should have.

Do you know number two is. What was that?

I want to see number two. What for? Kill him! I'll kill him.

Stop laughing and tell me he's already dead. What?

There's a new number two. You'll never find..

Him. He's probably long gone.

Yes. Yes.

No, I need more time. I haven't acquired that data yet.

What I do have has been downloaded onto my cell phone.

Yes. Yes. Understood.

Oh.

Huh?

Sorry.

Okay. Cool.

Are you there? Yes. What is the matter, disciple? Okiku.

Nothing. Everything will be taken care of.

Anyway.

Yes. Hello, brother two here.

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Afro.

Can I ask you something? Now I know

you cast away your feelings and all,

but does that mean casting away your manhood too?

Oh, mama. Songs don't get much better than old girl.

She's sweet, pretty knows the first day

can brawl a mean fish dinner.

I call that practically marriage material. Come on now, confess.

You want to hit that booty?

I just want to see my boy happy, you know? Seriously, man.

Now, don't you think that's something vaguely familiar about that woman?

Look, if you ain't gonna knock them

boots out, well. Go on then.

Care for some?

It's lemonade. Do you like it? I do. Good.

Oh. They're beautiful. This is my favorite

time of the year. Fireworks and the festivities.

The people coming and going. Everyone just simply having a good time.

So where are you traveling to, if I may ask?

East. East.

Oh, I love those guys. They're my favorite.

You move me? I stare at your

lips every time you want this thing.

Oh. So lovely.

When you kiss my lips. It drives me crazy. Oh.

So fresh.

Every time you wrap your arms around me. Oh.

And I think. Oh, I couldn't see.

But now I see. Yo, do you want me take.

It's all because of you.

Forgive me. I've become a ninja of the Empty Seven clan.

I've been siphoning your memories to copy

your sword skills, but I can't. I can't do it anymore. To me,

you're still that same..

Boy from this wonderful time so long..

Ago. Get out of my way! Otsuru!

Afro!

Oh!

Run!

Oh.

You fucking whore! This is the price you pay for your betrayal.

The data.

We have obtained the data.

That's enough. Brother six. We are leaving.

Damn shame, ain't it? Just when you start getting your groove on.

Shit, I always got to get killed. Burnt down, whatever.

Hey, you know your afro got a little scorched at home.

You listening to me?

Man, you really are a cold blooded motherfucker.

Hey, well, how about we keep this little

memento of your lady friend, huh?

Hey.

Hey.

Gonzo.