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Look at me. Look at the Queen.
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I was never a fan until I realised
how much we have in common.
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Bringing up kiddies you
can't remember the names of.
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I know she's not a single parent,
but she might as well be.
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Plus the pair of us,
we've stuck to our guns,
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her literally, sometimes,
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and flagshipped a dying breed.
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Admired and despised equally.
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Not for never lifting a finger.
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No. For setting examples
through extremity.
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Whether you're a bigwig
on her end or a bigwig on mine,
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you've still got all your dickheads
in the middle to deal with,
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snip, snip, snipping
at your benefits.
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I mean, she can't not be
looking at me and thinking
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"What's your secret, Frank?"
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I got shot of my kids yonks back,
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whereas she's yet to see
the back of a single one.
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Fine! I've had to get
out of bed on occasion to
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make ends meet, whereas she,
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she's done the whole
thing from a chair.
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Oh, and a drink for the lady.
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Oh sure, there's perks.
But, look at her lot.
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Brian May prancing
about on her roof.
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Now look at my lot.
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We know how to throw
a proper fucking paartaay!
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'"Define love."
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'That's what Ol' Big Ears
said on TV.
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'Not Noddy's mate,
the future king of England.
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'The first warning shot across
18-year-old Diana's bow that all
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'might not be perfect
in her princess fairytale.
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'If only she'd bailed
there and then, eh?
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'It's a tricky concept though, love.
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'I've always been
a bit of a romantic, you know.
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'I've got a dreamy vision
of a perfect partnership.
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'A love that can't be kept quiet.
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'True love surely
proclaims itself.'
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Who are you going to be?
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Hannibal Lecter.
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Real, for fuck's sake.
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Ronnie Biggs?
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That's too tame.
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Reggie Kray?
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Maybe Jack the Ripper can
beast my ringpiece today?
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Shane!
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Shane?
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Shane!
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Salmonella Sam will not
move to that corner plot.
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Fat bastard.
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Does he know who you are?
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He will do, when he's
force-fed his own burgers.
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Gi' us five.
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Hurry up.
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The helium's leaked
from someone's balloon.
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Yeah, shagging like a serial killer
often ruins the moment.
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You leave me no option.
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Eeny, meeny, miny...
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..moe.
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Hey, your girlfriend's outside.
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She's a mate.
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I wouldn't have you down
as nervous with the ladies.
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Little stud muffin, our Ches.
Bangs plenty of birds.
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We're not even compatible.
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Oooh, "compatible!"
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What, she's not, er,
blonde and stupid?
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And I'm not a lanky brainbox.
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One-stop-shop's only a good plan
if they ever get served.
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Here. For your strength.
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What's that you keep necking?
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There are certain questions
you should never ask a lady.
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Don't worry, I'll treat you to that.
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Oh, thanks.
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£4.
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Are you going to Shane's festival?
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I'll be selling scran
on a stall. Are you?
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It depends. Letitia and Aiden are.
I was go...
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What?
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Check the sell-by.
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It was the last day.
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One day over.
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A refund won't clear up
the thrush it's given me.
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How's my cider gi...?
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Wait there.
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Mum.
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We were low anyway.
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You coming?
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Mary Mae?
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Huh.
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The festival gives him
something to look forward to.
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Money well spent if it takes
his mind off his dad for a night.
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Hard to get excited when
you've done the legendary gigs.
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You know, Pistols
in Free Trade Hall,
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Spike Island, Woodstock...
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Two Malibus, Mimi.
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Scouse Mouse absolutely
smashed it at Creamfields.
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Bet he did, at
a hundred grand a gig.
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But he's doing this one for his exes.
Northern lad, giving a bit back...
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DJs are fucking fraudsters,
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robbing a living playing
other people's records.
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No wonder he wears a mask.
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How many?
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2,000 tees, 1,000 hoodies.
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You do realise not every single
punter buys a souvenir, Shane?
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You never know, do you?
And what's left, we can
just stick online, can't we?
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An "I was there" event.
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We sold 150 more tickets
this morning.
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Promote it and they will come.
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How's the stalking going?
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You didn't ask him out?
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Knew she wouldn't.
Mummy wouldn't approve.
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- I was going to, actually, but...
- Course you were.
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Can't believe I'm
so embarrassed by it.
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I left the playground
two years ago.
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Hang on a sec, how long
have you known Chesney?
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Almost six months.
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Six months is the maximum
you can stay his friend.
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After that, there's no chance
of youse going out together.
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Is that what happened to us?
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You had your chance.
It's now or never.
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Those magazines are full of shit.
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We've got ten keys of skunk,
two thousand Es,
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500 trips. No crack?
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Nah, nah, nah. Wrong vibe.
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Three key of Charlie.
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Our security won't fuck about.
Everyone searched,
everything confiscated.
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Plenty of signs to warn them.
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They buy off us.
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How much to pitch a brothel tent
at this festival of yours?
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As much as I back legalisation,
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I doubt my license
will stretch that far.
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So what? You're selling drugs.
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Yeah, which is a lot more discrete
than a tent full of half-naked
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birds selling noshes for a score.
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What about the police protection?
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Huh?
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What's she going on about?
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He shags his copper,
green lights all the way.
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Tell me she's joking.
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No hookers allowed.
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She's the liaison officer.
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She has to be on site, doesn't she?
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It's a condition of the license.
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I'm not shagging her.
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Breathe it in, you worthless scum!
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Right in!
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Go on, you dirty bitch.
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Again.
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Tell me how it smells.
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Like a...
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Yeah...
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a mucky, stinking,
pig's arse.
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How dirty is it?
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Fuck me, yeah, yeah,
it's pretty disgusting.
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Louder. Louder...
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It's like a dirty,
grassing-slag's brown shithole...
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah!
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Phew.
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Do you ever like it...
like normal sex?
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What does that constitute?
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I don't know. Just... regular sex?
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Naked? No shouting insults,
slapping?
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Look, if you're after the cosy
comforts of a generic girlfriend,
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you might want to look elsewhere.
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I don't want to look elsewhere.
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Shane-a-delica's bang
on track, you know.
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3,000 tickets almost gone.
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Listen, you know Mam and Jamie
are gonna be there, yeah?
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Don't worry.
I can be almost invisible.
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Forgive him, Father.
He knows not what he does.
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You swore you called it off.
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I told you, she's all right.
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She helped with the
licensing application.
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Too right she did!
While they're planning a raid!
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No way.
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It's a festival.
She knows that means drugs.
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She smokes weed.
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Wise up, sunshine.
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What do you think
that bizzie sees in you?
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You wash in a stream!
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It doesn't matter if he
bathes in asses' milk.
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Maguire. Crime family.
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You don't think that
rings any alarm bells?
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You think I'm having anything
to do with this festival,
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and laying all that gear on,
while you've got an odd lot
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in your feather,
you must be off your rocker!
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So what are you saying?
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You get rid.
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Right now.
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I don't care what she is.
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You don't get to tell me
what to do any more.
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I noticed Ken the Dog and his
pit bull sniffing round the field.
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I need security.
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What about Mimi and Jamie?
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They're out.
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How come?
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I told them about us.
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What?!
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No more hiding, sneaking around.
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Shane!
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They thought you were undercover.
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How stupid can you be?
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What part of undercover
wears a uniform
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and drives a car with
a flashing light?
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Double bluff?
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Fuck's sake.
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I thought you'd be happy.
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We can be normal now.
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Well, obviously keep it on the low
from your side of things but...
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What the fuck is it
with you and "normal"?
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Normal sex, normal girlfriend.
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Jesus.
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Ugh! Fucking hanging.
She makes my skin crawl.
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She's really pretty, though.
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That's garnish.
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The only way I'd serve a plod is
by slapping it at the same time.
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Maybe he pretends
she's a strip-a-gram?
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Or that.
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He must be smitten, though.
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What a bell end.
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What?
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A mother's sixth sense
kicks in around boy trouble.
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Someone from college, I hope?
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As if. She's mad for...
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I'm here to talk,
whenever you're ready.
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Some sensitive soul, no doubt,
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from your English class?
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What's wrong with Chesney?
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Some out-of-date cider
didn't agree with her.
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And she's convinced that
every Asian shopkeeper
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launders money from
smuggling heroin.
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Sneaky ways to get in his head
and turn him on.
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They're full of shit.
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It's interesting.
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"When a man is scared, testosterone
and adrenalin increase."
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It's the same as arousal.
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"If a woman's there
when he's frightened,
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"he puts the hormone increase
down to her." He fancies her.
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So there you go.
Just be there when he shits himself.
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Crime And Punishment, one
of the greatest novels of all time.
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Notes are at the back.
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A shortcut to pretend
you've got a clue about literature.
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Looks like someone could use a hand?
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Feel free
if you know what you're doing.
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Er, I'm next!
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Do you pay?
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On principle.
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Oi-oi-oi!
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Staff only back here.
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Consider it part of my trial run.
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And who says we need an assistant?
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If you keep going missing,
they can't serve themselves.
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Probationary period only.
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And this? Out of bounds.
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Thanks for sticking with us.
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Beer's legal.
257
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:34,467
It's going to be mental.
Everyone needs a drink.
258
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:36,427
No point cutting your nose off
to spite your face.
259
00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:40,429
Their loss.
260
00:15:48,669 --> 00:15:50,227
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
261
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:52,229
Who'd rob this dump?
262
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,467
Not the best of signs.
263
00:16:00,469 --> 00:16:04,427
Not everyone's as hard
as our Stella.
264
00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:06,667
Chesney'll shit himself.
265
00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:09,029
Grip you there and then
on the shop floor.
266
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,787
Get on the floor!
267
00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:17,747
Fucking do it!
268
00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:19,547
No one better get hurt.
269
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,227
Assault with a deadly accent?
270
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:25,229
This stops you getting hurt.
271
00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,509
May the force be with you.
272
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,147
I thought Ken the Dog was lifed-off
for killing that plain 'un.
273
00:16:39,149 --> 00:16:41,747
New evidence came to light.
274
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:43,747
I bet his security don't come cheap.
275
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,987
You get 'em for free if
they do the drug dealing as well.
276
00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:47,187
That's a liberty.
277
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:49,307
I thought that
was your biggest earner?
278
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,547
Thanks to your dearests,
what choice did I have?
279
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:55,549
No security, no festival.
280
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:00,107
Why is that out of bounds?
281
00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:01,787
It's Remona's lab.
282
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,667
What does she need a lab for?
283
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:07,669
For when she has to concentrate.
284
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:17,749
I'm off to pray.
285
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:39,507
Ches!
286
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:43,509
Like these words aren't long enough.
287
00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:46,267
What?
288
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:49,307
We just prepare doses of
ready-made pills, creams.
289
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:51,387
So?
290
00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:53,827
You don't need any of this.
291
00:17:53,829 --> 00:17:56,427
I got a chemistry set one Christmas.
It's a hobby.
292
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:59,227
Hobbies like this'll
get you banged up.
293
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:02,427
She's at it, Ches.
294
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,627
If this gets found on your premises,
295
00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:06,547
criminal assets'll take the shop.
296
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:10,549
Think about it, Chesney.
297
00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:17,109
Patreesha's at the Jockey.
Mind if I wear the coat?
298
00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:25,027
Don't know if it'll work on Ches,
but I'm getting a hard-on.
299
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:27,027
Just scare him, right?
300
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,827
I'm nervous.
301
00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:32,829
Get in there.
302
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,507
Glad I pulled out of money-lending.
303
00:18:56,509 --> 00:19:00,509
You know. Old women getting whacked.
304
00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:04,549
I did Crime And Punishment
for A-level.
305
00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:08,027
You never said
if you were going to the festival.
306
00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:09,347
Think so.
307
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,907
Letitia's got VIP passes, so...
308
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:15,909
Great, I'll buy you a drink?
309
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:17,587
What about the stall?
310
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,227
I'll get Remona or Avril
to cover me.
311
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:24,627
Is this your way of asking me out?
312
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:28,629
Might be.
313
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,067
Are you OK?
314
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,307
Mmm...
315
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:35,467
Don't fucking move!
Over there!
316
00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:36,507
Stop!
317
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,627
Shut the fuck up!
318
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:39,987
- What do you think you're doing?!
- No! It's OK!
319
00:19:39,989 --> 00:19:40,947
Fucking shut it!
320
00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:41,987
Stop! I mean it!
321
00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:44,547
- Mary Mae, just chill!
- Get on the floor!
322
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:45,907
Fucking do it!!
323
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:47,347
I'm not getting on the...
324
00:19:47,349 --> 00:19:48,667
Stay down! Stay there.
325
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,027
It's OK. I'll get you the money.
326
00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:53,147
I'm on it, I'm on it, yeah?
327
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:57,149
Stay calm, everyone,
just chill, yeah?
328
00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:10,469
That's everything.
329
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:13,147
That's from my dad!
330
00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:17,107
He wouldn't want it to cause you
any danger.
331
00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:21,027
I'm insured, it's OK.
332
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,747
Look, it's all there, just go!
333
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:23,987
Now what?
334
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,347
Take it!
335
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:29,349
Leg it!
336
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:35,829
Hey, oi! What do
you think you're doing?!
337
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:43,069
It's OK, it's OK. They've gone.
338
00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:47,269
I've got you.
339
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,547
I'm sorry if I've put it on you.
340
00:21:10,549 --> 00:21:12,987
Just didn't want me mam
fucking it up for us.
341
00:21:12,989 --> 00:21:16,989
You did it for me, didn't you?
342
00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:21,789
It's me lunch break.
343
00:21:22,229 --> 00:21:26,229
And it's my turn
to do something for you.
344
00:21:36,309 --> 00:21:38,787
No, no props.
345
00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:40,147
Serial killers?
346
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:44,149
No physical abuse.
347
00:21:47,949 --> 00:21:50,107
Nice and steady.
348
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:54,109
Normal.
349
00:21:56,989 --> 00:21:58,507
You all right?
350
00:21:58,509 --> 00:22:00,747
Uh-huh.
351
00:22:00,749 --> 00:22:04,749
Give us a little tweak
if it helps you.
352
00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:19,187
What the fu...?!
353
00:22:19,189 --> 00:22:23,189
Oh, yeah!
354
00:22:23,829 --> 00:22:27,267
Get fucked!
355
00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,907
What is wrong with you?!
356
00:22:28,909 --> 00:22:31,067
Let's forget it, it was a bad idea.
357
00:22:31,069 --> 00:22:35,069
It was a fucking great idea
till your right hook got busy!
358
00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:41,109
No, I said leave it!
359
00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:45,387
At least sniffing your arse
won't leave a bruise, eh?
360
00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:47,347
Fuck off, knobhead.
361
00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:48,547
It was a joke!
362
00:22:48,549 --> 00:22:49,747
Bad fucking taste.
363
00:22:49,749 --> 00:22:51,147
Don't blame me for this!
364
00:22:51,149 --> 00:22:52,827
Doing shit I don't want to do!
365
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,347
Oh, really, because y'know what?
366
00:22:55,349 --> 00:22:57,987
I love a flash of Fred West's kipper
367
00:22:57,989 --> 00:23:00,427
when I'm on the money shot, me,
absolutely love it.
368
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,267
What is wrong with you?
369
00:23:02,269 --> 00:23:05,627
You had to fuck about.
370
00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:07,107
What? What did I do?
371
00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:10,787
Us - it was all right
until you messed it up
372
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:14,789
with your normal shit.
373
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:20,612
I can't do this anymore.
374
00:23:42,342 --> 00:23:46,942
Who'd have thought? Biggest
gig of your life just a day away...
375
00:23:49,731 --> 00:23:53,731
Must be serious shit.
376
00:23:54,451 --> 00:23:58,451
Six years with a psycho brass,
now another mad bitch.
377
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,329
What does that say about me?
378
00:24:03,331 --> 00:24:06,729
I look to the mother.
379
00:24:06,731 --> 00:24:10,729
I can't stop fucking craving her.
I'm like some baghead...
380
00:24:10,731 --> 00:24:12,169
Isn't that a good thing?
381
00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:14,609
No, not when it makes you feel worse
after.
382
00:24:14,611 --> 00:24:17,809
Dirty, worthless.
383
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,849
Because she's a copper?
384
00:24:19,851 --> 00:24:22,609
I can live with that.
385
00:24:22,611 --> 00:24:25,449
It's the shit that she says to me,
does to me...
386
00:24:25,451 --> 00:24:27,729
All the fucking filthy,
twisted shit.
387
00:24:27,731 --> 00:24:31,289
Scrapes away my self respect.
388
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,849
That doesn't sound healthy.
389
00:24:33,851 --> 00:24:36,849
She knows the lengths you went to?
390
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,489
Splitting up the family?
391
00:24:39,491 --> 00:24:43,489
I guess some people
you'll never make happy.
392
00:24:43,491 --> 00:24:47,491
You're better off out of it.
393
00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:51,809
I'm not even
arsed about the readies.
394
00:24:51,811 --> 00:24:54,329
There was a locket from her dad
and a watch from mine.
395
00:24:54,331 --> 00:24:58,331
And they were using these toy
thingys to disguise their voices.
396
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,049
They didn't go in there, mate.
397
00:25:01,051 --> 00:25:03,529
An armed gang's targeting
shops across East Manchester,
398
00:25:03,531 --> 00:25:05,809
but this doesn't sound
professional enough.
399
00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:08,689
Probably a couple of desperadoes.
Crackheads.
400
00:25:08,691 --> 00:25:10,169
As ever.
401
00:25:10,171 --> 00:25:13,049
I wouldn't hold out too much
hope on the jewellery.
402
00:25:13,051 --> 00:25:16,289
I'll be in touch.
403
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:20,291
See you later.
404
00:25:22,331 --> 00:25:24,529
I can't believe he actually
fucking shit himself!
405
00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:26,169
You had the gun in his face!
406
00:25:26,171 --> 00:25:27,769
What the fuck was that?!
407
00:25:27,771 --> 00:25:30,529
- It was good, wasn't it?
He proper shit himself.
- Guns?!
408
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:31,809
Yeah, that was my idea.
409
00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:33,009
Then you're an idiot.
410
00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:35,569
Well, we had to make it look real
to get him in the mood.
411
00:25:35,571 --> 00:25:37,409
Yeah, and you had to take
all his money too?
412
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,409
How were we meant to know
he'd be such a loser?
413
00:25:39,411 --> 00:25:41,529
"Oh, just take it, please.
Take everything!"
414
00:25:41,531 --> 00:25:44,009
Only to protect me!
Well, where is it?
415
00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,969
You'll have to give it all back.
416
00:25:46,971 --> 00:25:49,889
Tell me you haven't...
417
00:25:49,891 --> 00:25:53,891
Well, give me your share at least.
418
00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:56,009
You let her spend it on those?
419
00:25:56,011 --> 00:25:57,329
And Chesney's the loser?
420
00:25:57,331 --> 00:25:58,649
I've got this.
421
00:25:58,651 --> 00:26:00,569
He's getting that back.
422
00:26:00,571 --> 00:26:04,571
Slow down! Let me
get my dabs off first.
423
00:26:06,211 --> 00:26:08,009
Where you going to say you got it?
424
00:26:08,011 --> 00:26:09,569
We're going out for a drink tonight.
425
00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:10,849
So it worked!
426
00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:13,969
He asked me out before you two
came in and fucked it all up.
427
00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:15,009
Oh.
428
00:26:15,011 --> 00:26:16,929
So you're going out
tonight for a drink
429
00:26:16,931 --> 00:26:18,529
and you're going to tell him what?
430
00:26:18,531 --> 00:26:19,329
The truth.
431
00:26:19,331 --> 00:26:23,331
You can't do that. It was your idea
as well. We're all in this together.
432
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,129
We were in this together
433
00:26:25,131 --> 00:26:28,969
until you came in started waving
guns about, nearly gave Chesney
434
00:26:28,971 --> 00:26:32,971
a heart attack, and then spent
all his money on fucking trainers!
435
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:38,331
I'm telling him tonight.
436
00:26:41,171 --> 00:26:44,409
Fuck!
437
00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:45,929
Who the fuck wants karaoke anyway
438
00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,569
when we've got
all these DJs playing?
439
00:26:47,571 --> 00:26:50,049
All the best festivals mix it up.
440
00:26:50,051 --> 00:26:51,849
Different stages, tents.
441
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,689
Are they even going to be
able to hear it?
442
00:26:53,691 --> 00:26:56,289
Stop rabbitting!
443
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,489
Ah, you fucking...
444
00:26:59,491 --> 00:27:03,491
bell end!
445
00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:21,329
Canine Ken...
446
00:27:21,331 --> 00:27:23,609
That slag you're shagging
didn't look too happy.
447
00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:26,649
Was shagging. Not that it's fuck
all to do with you.
448
00:27:26,651 --> 00:27:28,049
Don't be fucking smart.
449
00:27:28,051 --> 00:27:30,409
You're supposed to have immunity,
police protection!
450
00:27:30,411 --> 00:27:33,449
You've got it to yourself,
you'll smash it.
451
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:37,009
I need better odds
before my boys enter the fray.
452
00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:39,329
And I need security.
453
00:27:39,331 --> 00:27:43,089
Good luck finding some other nugget
to send his men over the top.
454
00:27:43,091 --> 00:27:47,091
You're going to
do your bollocks on this.
455
00:27:51,531 --> 00:27:54,289
Ken!
456
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:56,209
Ken!
457
00:27:56,211 --> 00:28:00,211
Ken!
458
00:28:05,571 --> 00:28:09,571
Fuck.
459
00:28:12,451 --> 00:28:14,929
If you're up to no good,
I want a piece.
460
00:28:14,931 --> 00:28:17,609
Somebody's jumping to conclusions.
461
00:28:17,611 --> 00:28:19,449
One of us knows what this is.
462
00:28:19,451 --> 00:28:22,409
Go on, then.
463
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:26,411
Mixing that with that gives the base
mix for 4-methylmethcathinone
464
00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:30,889
MACT? Miaow miaow on the street?
465
00:28:30,891 --> 00:28:32,569
Come on!
466
00:28:32,571 --> 00:28:34,889
Those police came in here,
he'd lose the shop!
467
00:28:34,891 --> 00:28:38,409
It's 5-methylmethcathinone oxide...
468
00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:39,449
Which is?
469
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,169
All for me. And only me.
470
00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:46,089
Shifting four molecules creates
an even mellower high
471
00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:47,889
that's perfectly legal.
472
00:28:47,891 --> 00:28:50,769
- I'll buy all you've got after today.
- No chance.
473
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,729
The government make something else
illegal, it's my move.
474
00:28:54,731 --> 00:28:56,849
Stay one step ahead.
475
00:28:56,851 --> 00:29:00,851
No dealing, no murky netherworld.
Just my own supply.
476
00:29:15,891 --> 00:29:17,769
I hope you come in peace.
477
00:29:17,771 --> 00:29:19,609
Thanks. Not on duty.
478
00:29:19,611 --> 00:29:23,129
Can't we get a replacement officer?
479
00:29:23,131 --> 00:29:25,569
Well, you're not content
with scaring the security off,
480
00:29:25,571 --> 00:29:28,249
you fucked with his head
as well. Jeopardised everything.
481
00:29:28,251 --> 00:29:30,329
One minute I'm being shoved
under the covers,
482
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:31,729
now you're his agony aunt?
483
00:29:31,731 --> 00:29:33,689
Shane's a very private man.
484
00:29:33,691 --> 00:29:36,929
Divulging his pain must be a measure
of how much you mean to him.
485
00:29:36,931 --> 00:29:39,089
You make it sound like
there's a simple solution.
486
00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:40,329
There is.
487
00:29:40,331 --> 00:29:44,169
You take your aromatic arsehole
and get out of his life?
488
00:29:44,171 --> 00:29:45,569
Like you've any idea.
489
00:29:45,571 --> 00:29:49,571
Any idea what he's
put on the line for you? A Maguire?
490
00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:53,971
The gangster, macho, bullshit world
he's from shagging a copper?!
491
00:29:54,411 --> 00:29:57,689
That gets even less respect than
growing a handlebar moustache
492
00:29:57,691 --> 00:30:01,691
and sucking off random
cocks for a tenner on Canal Street.
493
00:30:16,851 --> 00:30:19,209
My favourite sister-in-law
fancy joining me?
494
00:30:19,211 --> 00:30:20,809
The inmates are getting restless.
495
00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:22,849
Billy's had to take a petrol
can off one of 'em -
496
00:30:22,851 --> 00:30:24,731
thought he was going
to burn the stage.
497
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,891
There's a mutiny brewing!
498
00:30:29,691 --> 00:30:31,169
They'll all get refunds.
499
00:30:31,171 --> 00:30:33,809
Come on, Shane. You get a grip.
500
00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:36,649
No security, Kaz, no festival.
501
00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:38,129
The police'll shut us down.
502
00:30:38,131 --> 00:30:39,889
So you haven't sorted it?
503
00:30:39,891 --> 00:30:42,609
Ken the Dog put the word out
and naused the whole of Manchester.
504
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:46,611
Leeds? London? Come on,
he can't be that influential?
505
00:30:46,731 --> 00:30:49,369
Maybe if there was more time.
506
00:30:49,371 --> 00:30:52,169
Right. Come on.
507
00:30:52,171 --> 00:30:56,171
I want to show you something.
508
00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:06,569
Breathe it in.
509
00:31:06,571 --> 00:31:09,649
That's what she says with
my nose stuck right up her arse.
510
00:31:09,651 --> 00:31:10,649
Eew, dirty bitch.
511
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,849
That's what I say.
512
00:31:11,851 --> 00:31:15,769
Enough.
513
00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:18,529
Look how far it stretches.
514
00:31:18,531 --> 00:31:21,329
Fatboy Slim started somewhere.
515
00:31:21,331 --> 00:31:24,529
All those man hours.
All the commerce.
516
00:31:24,531 --> 00:31:27,489
All the wages that are being earned.
517
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:31,491
Not to mention the buzz that's
on Chatsworth. All down to you.
518
00:31:34,131 --> 00:31:38,131
I appreciate the vision, but we're
fucked regardless.
519
00:31:40,851 --> 00:31:44,851
It all ends here.
520
00:31:44,931 --> 00:31:47,489
Do you stand by your copper?
521
00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:48,929
All day.
522
00:31:48,931 --> 00:31:52,931
Convinced there's no double-cross,
sting operation?
523
00:31:53,251 --> 00:31:57,251
She wouldn't do that.
524
00:31:57,771 --> 00:32:01,771
Come on.
525
00:32:06,851 --> 00:32:07,889
Whoa!
526
00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:11,891
Sorry. Getting more like a scared
rabbit as the night wears on.
527
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:14,369
Could be delayed shock.
528
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:17,929
Nah, I was OK before.
Now I can't stop thinking about it.
529
00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:21,931
Yeah, it's a big deal though -
like post traumatic stress disorder.
530
00:32:22,811 --> 00:32:25,729
I get dead worried now
when she's late.
531
00:32:25,731 --> 00:32:28,369
She's got to leave
that sick bastard.
532
00:32:28,371 --> 00:32:30,969
Lays one more finger on her
I swear...
533
00:32:30,971 --> 00:32:32,129
She's here.
534
00:32:32,131 --> 00:32:35,009
Driver on the 105 got
carted off by the police.
535
00:32:35,011 --> 00:32:38,689
Micro camera on the step sending
panty pics of schoolgirls
536
00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:42,691
and grannies to his smartphone.
537
00:32:42,771 --> 00:32:45,689
Present off Biddy for understanding
all that he's going through.
538
00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:47,809
He's going through?!
539
00:32:47,811 --> 00:32:51,811
20 years on that darts team to
be binned like an old flight.
540
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:56,371
Engraved. You ever get anything that
spontaneous off your Kev?
541
00:32:56,451 --> 00:32:58,769
Not apart from a dose...
542
00:32:58,771 --> 00:32:59,729
Drink?
543
00:32:59,731 --> 00:33:01,611
Yeah. Yeah.
544
00:33:03,971 --> 00:33:07,971
Fuck's sake. This is hard work.
545
00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:10,449
I know we said meal...
546
00:33:10,451 --> 00:33:13,849
but I might need a bit of quiet.
547
00:33:13,851 --> 00:33:15,449
Not that I'm pushing or anything...
548
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,449
Oh, no, that'd be lovely.
549
00:33:17,451 --> 00:33:21,451
Cos there's something
I need to tell you.
550
00:33:22,051 --> 00:33:26,009
Couple more of these should sort
out my Parkinson's.
551
00:33:26,011 --> 00:33:27,409
Ches...
552
00:33:27,411 --> 00:33:29,649
Listen, I really need to tell you...
553
00:33:29,651 --> 00:33:31,129
Hello.
554
00:33:31,131 --> 00:33:33,449
What?
555
00:33:33,451 --> 00:33:34,929
Woof woof.
556
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:36,369
What does that do?
557
00:33:36,371 --> 00:33:39,249
Ramona wolfs it down
so it can't be that strong.
558
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:43,251
Says it takes the edge off.
559
00:33:46,531 --> 00:33:47,649
Cheers.
560
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:51,651
Cheers.
561
00:33:55,411 --> 00:33:59,411
Eh, Squirrel Nutkin must be
bored in his woodland glade?
562
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,929
However many security that buys me.
563
00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:12,289
Where's Ken the Dog?
564
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,929
Doesn't matter.
565
00:34:13,931 --> 00:34:15,489
So who's doing the drugs?
566
00:34:15,491 --> 00:34:16,889
Nobody.
567
00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:19,529
It'll be a free for all.
568
00:34:19,531 --> 00:34:21,849
As long as I've got security
to cover the main gates
569
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,449
and crowd control,
it doesn't matter.
570
00:34:24,451 --> 00:34:28,451
With no drug sales you'll lose
out on money, mate.
571
00:34:30,691 --> 00:34:33,249
Is your bird going to be there?
572
00:34:33,251 --> 00:34:35,449
That's over.
573
00:34:35,451 --> 00:34:37,089
Sense at last.
574
00:34:37,091 --> 00:34:40,369
But she'll be on site.
575
00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,769
You trust her?
576
00:34:42,771 --> 00:34:46,771
You fucking better!
577
00:34:49,731 --> 00:34:53,731
What's the problem?
578
00:34:56,891 --> 00:34:59,609
Only if we get to keep the lot.
579
00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:03,409
No problem.
580
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:06,209
You need to earn some sort of drink
for all the effort you've put in.
581
00:35:06,211 --> 00:35:08,289
What I need is security.
582
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:12,291
You've got them.
583
00:35:16,091 --> 00:35:17,324
Drink?
584
00:35:42,513 --> 00:35:44,311
I'll refrain from offering
a cup of tea
585
00:35:44,313 --> 00:35:47,591
till you explain the dress code.
586
00:35:47,593 --> 00:35:49,311
I'm really sorry.
587
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,471
What were you doing?!
588
00:35:51,473 --> 00:35:55,473
I can't really remember.
589
00:35:57,713 --> 00:36:01,713
Sorry.
590
00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:13,633
I said they were mine!
591
00:36:17,393 --> 00:36:21,393
Ow!
592
00:36:31,873 --> 00:36:32,991
Did you shag him?
593
00:36:32,993 --> 00:36:35,551
Did you tell him?
594
00:36:35,553 --> 00:36:38,871
Erm... No. Yes.
595
00:36:38,873 --> 00:36:41,271
I think I did.
596
00:36:41,273 --> 00:36:42,431
Shit.
597
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,191
Nice one!
No wonder he didn't shag you.
598
00:36:45,193 --> 00:36:47,711
We were proper fucked.
599
00:36:47,713 --> 00:36:51,713
I can't really remember... much.
600
00:36:54,273 --> 00:36:57,031
So you might not have told him?
601
00:36:57,033 --> 00:37:00,431
Have you still got the watch?
602
00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:02,831
- Fuck's sake.
- What did he say this morning?
603
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,511
Is he going to call the police?
604
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,233
I didn't see him this morning.
605
00:37:08,873 --> 00:37:12,711
Text from Mum, "You're dead".
606
00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:15,311
He's told her. Great!
607
00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:18,431
Let's go.
608
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:22,433
He's proper going to hate me.
609
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:23,591
She's ringing.
610
00:37:23,593 --> 00:37:24,793
Come on!
611
00:37:31,913 --> 00:37:33,071
Avril.
612
00:37:33,073 --> 00:37:34,351
Pick up!
613
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,391
Please, Avril.
614
00:37:35,393 --> 00:37:36,711
Wait till I get my hands on her.
615
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,631
Don't make it worse!
616
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:39,111
She could've got herself shot!
617
00:37:39,113 --> 00:37:40,151
They were toy guns!
618
00:37:40,153 --> 00:37:42,591
The police? Mistakes?
It happens all the time.
619
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:44,391
She knows I'm a liar,
thinks I'm stupid,
620
00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:45,831
don't make me a grass as well.
621
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:49,833
Sorry, Ches.
622
00:37:58,353 --> 00:37:59,631
Shane warned you.
623
00:37:59,633 --> 00:38:00,991
I'm here for the music!
624
00:38:00,993 --> 00:38:02,071
He can't take the risk!
625
00:38:02,073 --> 00:38:03,191
I want a refund!
626
00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:07,193
Do one, Lillian!
627
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:15,471
Oh, shit, another text
from Mum -
628
00:38:15,473 --> 00:38:17,391
"You can't hide for ever."
629
00:38:17,393 --> 00:38:19,831
- Well, at least
he hasn't told the police.
- He wouldn't.
630
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,431
You've got to admit, it was easy.
631
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,671
It's not really a viable career
path though.
632
00:38:23,673 --> 00:38:26,631
Just go and talk to him!
At least we'd know where we stand.
633
00:38:26,633 --> 00:38:30,431
I'm too embarrassed to think
about it.
634
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,071
What time's Scouse Mouse on?
635
00:38:33,073 --> 00:38:34,391
♪ Hey, big spender! ♪
636
00:38:34,393 --> 00:38:38,191
At last. Bonnie and Snide.
637
00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:42,193
Had a productive day?
638
00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:50,671
What you doing back here?
639
00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:53,431
Party of the century, get involved!
Do you want a pill?
640
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:54,591
Nah, you're all right.
641
00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:58,593
You're messing with my mojo!
642
00:39:00,113 --> 00:39:03,191
I've fucked things up. With a boy.
643
00:39:03,193 --> 00:39:05,391
Who?
644
00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:06,431
Chesney.
645
00:39:06,433 --> 00:39:08,431
Fuck off! You're well too fit
for him!
646
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,151
What could you do to put him off?
647
00:39:10,153 --> 00:39:14,153
I got Letitia and Aidan
to rob his shop. With guns.
648
00:39:15,873 --> 00:39:18,951
So? He'll forgive you. Men are easy.
649
00:39:18,953 --> 00:39:22,271
Shane's been shagging a fucking pig.
All you've done is armed robbery.
650
00:39:22,273 --> 00:39:26,273
You'll be sweet.
651
00:39:32,633 --> 00:39:36,351
Cheers, nice one.
652
00:39:36,353 --> 00:39:38,031
A couple of volunteers.
653
00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:39,191
I could do with it.
654
00:39:39,193 --> 00:39:42,391
Here, and at the shop,
till they pay every penny off.
655
00:39:42,393 --> 00:39:43,831
Mary Mae not coming?
656
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:44,951
She's on the karaoke.
657
00:39:44,953 --> 00:39:46,231
I'll get her.
658
00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:50,233
No, no. It's OK.
659
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,473
She's still mad for you.
660
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,191
♪ On the day that you were born
661
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:03,511
♪ The angels got together
662
00:40:03,513 --> 00:40:07,513
♪ And decided to create
a dream come true
663
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:11,431
♪ So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair...♪
664
00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:12,751
I'm sorry.
665
00:40:12,753 --> 00:40:16,753
I'm sorry.
666
00:40:19,673 --> 00:40:23,511
♪ And I get sick when I'm around
667
00:40:23,513 --> 00:40:27,311
♪ I can't stand to be around
668
00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:31,313
♪ I hate everything about you
669
00:40:33,753 --> 00:40:37,753
♪ Everything about you! ♪
670
00:40:42,633 --> 00:40:44,191
What time's Scouse Mouse on?
671
00:40:44,193 --> 00:40:45,271
Not long.
672
00:40:45,273 --> 00:40:46,471
Are we getting it?
673
00:40:46,473 --> 00:40:50,473
We're doing good.
674
00:40:50,673 --> 00:40:54,351
I tell you what, this gaff's run
sweet as a nut tonight.
675
00:40:54,353 --> 00:40:56,351
Whoa, whoa. Feds, three o'clock.
676
00:40:56,353 --> 00:41:00,353
Told you to stay offside!
677
00:41:04,073 --> 00:41:05,511
Done good. Well done.
678
00:41:05,513 --> 00:41:06,631
Appreciate it.
679
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:09,151
I knew you would.
680
00:41:09,153 --> 00:41:11,191
Haven't you got a job to do?
681
00:41:11,193 --> 00:41:14,391
It's all going well.
Everyone happy.
682
00:41:14,393 --> 00:41:17,591
Everything self-contained.
683
00:41:17,593 --> 00:41:18,791
Discretion applied
684
00:41:18,793 --> 00:41:22,111
and a blind eye turned
regarding certain, expected,
685
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:26,113
festival behaviour.
686
00:41:31,753 --> 00:41:35,753
Ugh!
687
00:41:41,473 --> 00:41:42,591
I'm sorry.
688
00:41:42,593 --> 00:41:46,593
Me too.
689
00:42:07,353 --> 00:42:10,511
Don't be scared.
690
00:42:10,513 --> 00:42:12,551
I can't help it.
691
00:42:12,553 --> 00:42:16,553
Trust me.
692
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,793
'Give it up for Scouse Mouse!'
693
00:42:53,473 --> 00:42:55,631
How did you know?
694
00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:58,831
Know what?
695
00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:02,833
That it would be that good?
696
00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:06,873
I wish I could claim the credit.
697
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,671
So honest and pure.
698
00:43:09,673 --> 00:43:13,673
Thank you.
699
00:43:17,113 --> 00:43:21,113
'If it's right, love...
700
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:26,233
'you nurture each other's hopes and
encourage one another's ambitions.
701
00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:31,873
'You're always there to pick up your
true love when he or she stumbles.
702
00:43:33,633 --> 00:43:37,351
'The vast majority fall short of
those youthful dreams and we won't
703
00:43:37,353 --> 00:43:40,991
'get to play for United, or win
that Oscar, have a number one song.
704
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:44,993
'But that's all right,
because dreams shift and fade.
705
00:43:45,113 --> 00:43:48,871
'Our happiness is defined
in more wholesome ways.'
706
00:43:48,873 --> 00:43:51,191
Master of all he surveys.
707
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:55,193
Thanks to you.
708
00:43:58,673 --> 00:44:01,631
Do you reckon Jamie would
sniff my arse?
709
00:44:01,633 --> 00:44:03,471
Be a fool not to.
710
00:44:03,473 --> 00:44:07,271
Glastonbury, watch out.
711
00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:11,273
'It's built around family
and old friends and loyalty.
712
00:44:13,713 --> 00:44:17,713
'And if we're lucky, that
true love stays by our side,
713
00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:21,951
'becomes our ballast,
714
00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:25,953
'and the roots of our shared
histories intertwine
715
00:44:26,153 --> 00:44:28,591
'and grow stronger by the day.'
716
00:44:28,593 --> 00:44:30,231
'Hi, erm, it's me,
717
00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:33,111
'just wanted to say thanks
for last night.
718
00:44:33,113 --> 00:44:35,751
'I just want to say
I've been thinking about you.
719
00:44:35,753 --> 00:44:37,711
'I can't tell you how much
you mean to me.
720
00:44:37,713 --> 00:44:40,311
'Did I thank you for last night?
I can't wait to be with you.
721
00:44:40,313 --> 00:44:42,071
'I've never felt this
way about anyone.
722
00:44:42,073 --> 00:44:45,511
'Hi, big boy, it's me.
I really need to speak to you.
723
00:44:45,513 --> 00:44:48,751
'Oh, my God, I'm going crazy.
I miss you so much.
724
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:50,391
'Bye, love you.
725
00:44:50,393 --> 00:44:52,591
'..That'd be nice, thank you.
726
00:44:52,593 --> 00:44:54,511
'Mwah!
727
00:44:54,513 --> 00:44:56,991
'Give me a call!
728
00:44:56,993 --> 00:45:00,031
'I've decided that
this is our song.
729
00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:03,471
'I'm going to turn it up.'
730
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,740
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731
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:52,333
Mate, bring the Bentley.
Get me out of this fucking shithole.
732
00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:56,291
Would you sign my tits, Mr Mouse?
733
00:45:56,293 --> 00:45:58,056
Is that you, Robbie?
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