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Look at me, right?
And look at the Queen.
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I was never a fan
until it occurred to me
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how much me and Ma'am have in
common.
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Bringing up kiddies you can't
remember the names of.
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And I know she's not a single parent
but she might as well be.
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Plus, the pair of us,
we've stuck to our guns.
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Her, literally, sometimes,
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and flagshipped a dying breed.
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Admired and despised equally.
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Not for never lifting a finger - no!
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For setting examples
through extremity.
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And whether you're a bigwig
on her end, or a bigwig on mine,
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you've still got your dickheads
in the middle to deal with -
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snip-snip-snipping at your benefits.
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I mean, she can't not be
looking at me and thinking,
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"What's your secret, Frank?"
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I got shot of my kids yonks back,
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whereas she's yet to see
the back of a single one.
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Fine! I've had to get out of bed on
occasion to make ends meet,
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whereas she... She's done the whole
thing from a chair.
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Oh, and a drink for the lady.
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Oh, sure, there's perks.
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But, look at her lot - Brian May
prancing about on her roof.
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Now look at my lot - we know how
to throw a proper fucking paaaarty!
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"Cheer up,
there's people worse off than you."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the single most
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useless piece of platitude anyone
can ever give you, ever.
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Cos it doesn't make you feel
any better, does it?
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All it ever does is make me
wonder
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where down this never-ending
line of 'worse off people' I fall?
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Of course there's people
worse off than me. So what?
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I don't want to be comparing
myself to them.
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I want to be
looking at the people above me.
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I want to be saying, "I'll have
some of what she's having, please."
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I want bumping up
the fucking list a bit.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Morning, love.
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Morning.
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Y'all right?
Ooh, like your jammies.
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Ta.
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I'll square you later.
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I know I might look like Geldof...!
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Oops!
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Hiya, love.
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Fuck's sake, Lillian!
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Where are you going?
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School. Problem with a teacher
letting the side down.
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The headmaster has personally
asked me to sort her out.
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How you going to do that?
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Tactfully. And if that don't work,
violent intimidation.
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Here y'are! Look what I've found.
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It's a feather.
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That's fucking good, that.
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See if you can learn the names
of some other things whilst I'm out.
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A party?
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A house warming for you and Letitia.
Thought it would be nice.
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And you're telling me now? This is
my 13th birthday all over again.
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I assume I can invite some of my
mates, since it is for me, an' all?
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If you like. Just thought you're
after meeting some new people.
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But of course you can.
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Thought we might make it
a girls'-own. What do you say?
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Mum. You could have done
a bit more bacon.
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I didn't have any more bacon.
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We're a little light
on grocery funds this week.
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That, and the stuff I bought for
the party...
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I never asked for a party!
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And I will sort out the
housekeeping. You'll have it Monday.
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Mary-Mae!
Don't embarrass your Auntie Avril!
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She doesn't want charity.
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Do you, Avril?
She's still got her dignity.
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Lillian, what are you blithering on
about? What's it got to do with us?
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I keep some money in there.
Did I not mention it?
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I probably should have
started with that.
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You keep the takings
in a railway locker?!
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Well, why shouldn't I?
They're very secure, them lockers.
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Probably that's why
the drug dealers use 'em.
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And that's probably why they're
always getting raided!
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You've got to help me, Kelly.
I can't go to prison with this face.
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I'd be catnip for all them lezzies.
I'd get it meself, but...
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- Yeah, how've you done that anyway?
- Boweling.
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Bowling?
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No, love - boweling!
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Right. You. A word.
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How much of a cut?
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Well, she reckons there's upwards
of three grand in there by now.
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She never counts it.
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Says we can have 200 for picking
it up. Cos of the risk.
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See, that's the bit that's
bothering us.
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You're as bad! Do you really think
someone's staking out the lockers?!
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Daft mare watched Bourne Ultimatum
on Sunday, that's all!
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This big raid of hers is probably
just one bloke and a sniffer dog.
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Right.
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I mean, I suppose
we could watch for a bit.
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Let's watch for a bit!
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Fuck's sake, you're a grown woman!
Pull yourself together.
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I don't want to be fired.
This job is all I've got!
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Well, Banbury told me you're one of
the best teachers the school's
ever had.
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So what happened?
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Cos from what I just saw...
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Year 5 could've been having
a Roman fucking orgy,
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and you wouldn't have batted
an eyelid.
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It's not that I don't care.
I do.
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It's just after everything
I've been through.
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Everything that's happened.
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What do you mean?
Why, what's happened?
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My husband left me.
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Open this door... right now.
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A feller?
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That's what this is about?
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A fucking feller?!
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He's been at it ages.
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It's like he's adjusting
a radio or summat.
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He's scratching his arse.
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No!
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Is he?
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He's getting fair stuck in, if he is.
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Sometimes you have to.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
We're being as numb as she is.
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There's nobody watching them,
let's just get it over with.
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All right... Which one is it?
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What exactly are you doing?
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Trying to cover you,
so nobody can see what you're up to.
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- Do you know what it
looks like you're doing?
- What?
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Trying to cover me
so nobody can see what I'm up to!
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Got to do this sort of thing subtle.
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Shitting hell!
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Well, stand in front of us!
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Thought they'd be in a bag or
something.
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Did you? Good!
Cos I naturally assumed
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they'd be stuffed in like Paxo!
Fucking help us!
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What do you think? For the party?
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The party that's two days away?
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I just wanted to make sure it still
fits. And you know what?
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It does.
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It's nice.
I used to have one like that.
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Mine was red.
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No good for Monday though.
It's a DAYHOP party.
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"Dress As Your Husband Or Partner".
I'm sure I said?
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Parties have to have a theme
these days, Avril,
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It's not like back when...
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Well, back when you
last wore that dress.
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Hang on...
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Dress as your husband or partner?
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Oh, right...! Yeah.
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Well, let's just say if you don't
have a husband or partner you can...
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I don't know... Come as your dad?
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Excuse me?!
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Doesn't really matter,
just a bit of fun. Breaks the ice.
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You are not serious.
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Marty, is it just me, or did that
look like a lot more than four grand?
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Kind of exciting, though, weren't
it?
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We were like... Laverne and Shirley!
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Who?
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Is that not right?
Were they not the gangsters?
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Where's the milk?
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I dunno. Marty, come here, will you?
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I've counted 12 grand -
and that's just this lot.
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She's rich?
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Who knew, right?
I mean, not her, obviously.
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All she's expecting
is a couple of stacks.
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What are you saying?
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I'm not saying anything.
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Why? What did you think I was saying?
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I don't know.
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It smells like a bank, don't it?
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All them notes...
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all the hands that have touched
them, the places they've been.
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It does.
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There's something... sexual about
being in a bank, isn't there?
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Like libraries -
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the whole, "Look but don't
touch thing."
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It's a big tease.
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We're not in a bank, though.
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No...
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We can, touch it all we want.
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Wah!
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Hey!
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You been sat there all day?
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No... maybe.
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Been researching.
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Well, you can clear off out
for the evening
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cos I've got a dinner guest.
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What?! Who?
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Mrs Tattersall.
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Er, Twat-ersal? Is she still there?
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Mrs Twat-ersal, to you!
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And she's coming here for a home
cooked meal and advice of the heart.
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What, from you?!
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Yeah, from me!
I'm a very fucking caring person!
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Well... can't I stay?
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Oh, that's a good idea. Maybe you
could show her your feather?
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I could, couldn't I?
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She'll probably know what...
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Ha-ha, I get it.
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Party at mine. I mean, round
our Patreesha's but it's for me.
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Ladies only, I'm afraid.
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Karen, have you seen me glasses?
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No.
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"Dress As Your Husband Or Partner"?
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Not my idea.
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Sounds good.
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Hey, you finally get to see
me dressed up as you!
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Hope you brought enough.
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Lillian...
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here.
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What's all this about?
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Party on Monday.
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Ask some of the girls, if you like?
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Oh, thanks very much.
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Got a big family, has she?
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Yeah.
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Thank you so much for inviting
me round, Mimi.
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I was so sure the head
had sent you to fire me.
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Ha-ha!
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Do you know what they call
you in the staff room?
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What do they call me?
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Banbury's hit woman.
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So, do you not get out
much these days, then?
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Oh, no...
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me and Clive used to go out once
a month, for a meal...
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but now...
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I'm sorry.
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Eh, we'll have none
of that for a kick-off!
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Them kiddies need a good teacher...
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you need to get your
head back in the game.
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Get some scran down you...
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and then you and me will
go out for a few.
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Oh... I don't know...
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I've never been much for
that sort of thing.
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I find it hard to let myself go.
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Don't worry about that -
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stick with me, I'll make
a new woman of yer.
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This note...
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this one right here...
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I earned that for her.
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The things I did for that note -
for all of them...
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some people don't appreciate
what they've got.
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All right, I'll say it.
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Don't. Please, don't!
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- I've always wanted you
to have a better life...
- It's wrong!
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We could just get out of here - our
own place... our own actual home...
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She's a friend...
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She's more than a friend.
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She won't even know it's missing -
won't even know it's gone.
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- And, if you think about it,
it's a victimless crime.
- No!
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It's not, Marty.
248
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It's only victimless
if you don't think about it.
249
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:43,558
Then we don't think about it.
250
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:04,318
Black ball, there.
251
00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:11,277
Fucking hell!
252
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,917
We used to have a table.
253
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:15,678
I've never seen that before.
Did you see that?!
254
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,277
So, Ches, fancy a game?
255
00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:20,598
Yeah - wouldn't mind trying
me luck with Hurricane Mae, here!
256
00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:23,557
Oh. OK. Sure.
257
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,077
Go easy on us, yeah?
258
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:27,636
I've never been here before.
Is this your local?
259
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,676
I don't go out much.
I've never been in here before.
260
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:32,157
- Hello, William!
- Sorry, Miss.
261
00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:36,077
I mean, you all right, Miss?
262
00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:37,038
Shall I join you?
263
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,717
What do you think?
264
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:42,718
If she was after a chimps tea party
I'd have taken her the fucking zoo.
265
00:15:46,518 --> 00:15:47,997
How did you do that?
266
00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:51,716
I could never even get him to stop
fiddling with himself in class!
267
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,038
How do you know him anyway?
268
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,157
Mimi, party on Monday,
if you're interested?
269
00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:58,837
Hello!
270
00:15:58,838 --> 00:15:59,917
Hello.
271
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,838
She's with me. She's a teacher.
272
00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:05,237
Oh. Right.
273
00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:09,238
Ooh! Party!
274
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:13,598
Ha-ha!
275
00:16:18,998 --> 00:16:22,557
Shane, look. I found this.
I think it's off a duck.
276
00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:26,277
Reckon it must be nesting
round here somewhere.
277
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,118
Right. I tell you what - you see
if you can find some more,
278
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:32,877
I'll organise a press conference.
279
00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:34,998
Dick.
280
00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:42,638
Shane!
281
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:12,038
Y'know what? I want something a bit
classier, I'm with a teacher.
282
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,677
I'll have a couple of them
Jagerbombs.
283
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:19,157
There you go.
You get to dress up as your fella.
284
00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,997
Lucky me!
So, how's it going, anyway?
285
00:17:21,998 --> 00:17:23,876
I've moved in with my big sister.
286
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,556
Not quite the way I envisaged
my life turning out.
287
00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:27,478
Tell me about it.
288
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,917
Party!
289
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:30,797
Girls only, Frank.
290
00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:32,278
What kind of party's that?
291
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:36,278
The kind that involves
bras and panties,
292
00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:39,397
and pillow fights, of course.
293
00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:41,278
S'all right, I'll sit in
the corner quietly.
294
00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:45,278
You won't even know that I'm there!
295
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:15,238
A victimless crime?
296
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:19,318
Long as we don't think about it.
297
00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:29,437
All right, love?
What are you doing here?
298
00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,477
I went down the station.
299
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,797
Oh, I'd forgotten all about that.
300
00:18:33,798 --> 00:18:36,397
Forgotten?
301
00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:38,877
Lillian, for fuck sake!
302
00:18:38,878 --> 00:18:41,877
You can't be this
casual about money.
303
00:18:41,878 --> 00:18:45,878
What you earn is more than some
people see in a life time.
304
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,197
Means nothing to you, does it?
305
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:53,037
And if you don't keep
track of it, people...
306
00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:56,237
people... might take advantage.
307
00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:56,878
Did you get it?
308
00:18:56,879 --> 00:19:00,878
Yes, I got it.
309
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:04,597
Look, Lillian, I have to say...
310
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:08,598
there was a lot more there
than you thought.
311
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:13,278
Oh?
312
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:23,678
4,000. Blimey!
313
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:27,476
For you - and a little extra.
314
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:28,518
Oh. No, Lillian...
315
00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:31,117
Please, please.
316
00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:35,118
Thank you.
317
00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:46,838
He said I'd changed,
I don't make the effort any more,
318
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,957
he said I was like my mother.
319
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,477
Bastard! That's what he is!
320
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:52,876
Never used to be like that,
321
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:56,878
never used to ask me to do those
sort of things in the bedroom!
322
00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,357
I like this song, what is it?
323
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:06,838
I just miss him so much!
324
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:10,276
How many of these have I had?
325
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,438
We've only been here five minutes!
326
00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:16,438
Oh, I better get us some more then.
327
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,437
Do I want to know?
328
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:35,438
It's called educational
reconstruction.
329
00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:40,198
BARMAN!
330
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,878
Off. I need to make that into a bed.
331
00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:54,677
We've got a house guest
for the weekend.
332
00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:55,717
Why?
333
00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:57,589
Cos I'm not done with her yet.
334
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:13,859
So if that's OK with you, I'll pop
round and see you later then, love.
335
00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:18,116
See ya.
336
00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:22,761
Er, I mean... Goodbye, Miss.
337
00:21:23,521 --> 00:21:27,521
Always were an ill-mannered
little scrote, weren't you, Tutton?
338
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,641
What have you done to her?
339
00:21:34,642 --> 00:21:38,080
Liberated her, Billy.
I've liberated her.
340
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:39,481
But she's just like you now.
341
00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:43,481
So? I'm fucking liberated, aren't I?
342
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:59,160
I don't wanna see it.
343
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:00,980
What if someone comes round?
344
00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:02,294
Who's coming round?
345
00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:03,894
What if someone breaks in?
346
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:06,056
No-one's going to break in.
Not round here.
347
00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:10,056
You don't steal from
your own, do you?
348
00:22:20,096 --> 00:22:22,536
We just want a better life.
That's all.
349
00:22:22,537 --> 00:22:24,335
That's not a crime, is it?
350
00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:27,215
No, Marty.
351
00:22:27,216 --> 00:22:31,015
Wanting something isn't a crime.
352
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,815
But stealing 50 grand
from your best mate,
353
00:22:34,816 --> 00:22:38,816
I'd say that were pretty fucking
borderline, wouldn't you?!
354
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:45,256
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
355
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,496
It's all right,
it's all right, just a thingy.
356
00:22:57,696 --> 00:23:00,415
I want it gone.
357
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:04,416
If it were gone, then...
358
00:23:04,576 --> 00:23:07,055
We should take it, take it all now,
359
00:23:07,056 --> 00:23:09,576
go down to the estate agent
and just...
360
00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:11,735
Just what?
361
00:23:11,736 --> 00:23:15,375
Jesus Christ, Marty!
What the fuck are we doing?
362
00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,414
We can't sort out
a mortgage with your
363
00:23:17,415 --> 00:23:19,454
barrow load of
spunk-stained notes.
364
00:23:19,455 --> 00:23:22,563
- Oh, no, they're all right,
I wiped myself off...
- Think, Marty!
365
00:23:23,816 --> 00:23:27,816
They're going to ask us questions,
like, "Where's it from?"
366
00:23:28,136 --> 00:23:30,055
Well...
367
00:23:30,056 --> 00:23:32,255
You launder it, don't you?
368
00:23:32,256 --> 00:23:33,695
Oh, do you now?
369
00:23:33,696 --> 00:23:34,895
Yeah!
370
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:38,896
And what the fuck do
either of us know about that?!
371
00:23:39,736 --> 00:23:43,735
I can sort this.
372
00:23:43,736 --> 00:23:46,095
Kelly!
373
00:23:46,096 --> 00:23:50,096
Kelly!
374
00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:53,415
Mimi!
375
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,255
Mimi.
376
00:23:54,256 --> 00:23:55,414
I'm in a bit of a rush.
377
00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:57,976
I only need a minute.
I wanted to ask a bit of a favour.
378
00:23:57,977 --> 00:23:59,215
Well?
379
00:23:59,216 --> 00:24:00,936
You see, it's a bit delicate.
380
00:24:00,937 --> 00:24:03,015
Up your fucking arse! Sorry.
381
00:24:03,016 --> 00:24:05,334
See, I reckon you could
be the one to help.
382
00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:08,534
Well? Spit it out before
you have a fucking stroke.
383
00:24:08,535 --> 00:24:12,016
Me and Kelly have come into
a bit of money. Ripped it off!
384
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,335
You what?
385
00:24:13,336 --> 00:24:16,135
We need to make it coup de la.
386
00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:18,175
Clean, legit.
387
00:24:18,176 --> 00:24:19,536
You want to launder some money?
388
00:24:19,537 --> 00:24:21,615
Sh! Yeah.
389
00:24:21,616 --> 00:24:23,935
And I figured since you're a...
390
00:24:23,936 --> 00:24:26,655
Since I'm a what?
391
00:24:26,656 --> 00:24:28,175
A business woman.
392
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:32,176
You calling me a fucking villain?
393
00:24:32,896 --> 00:24:33,735
No.
394
00:24:33,736 --> 00:24:35,335
I'm on the PTA, I am.
395
00:24:35,336 --> 00:24:39,336
I have respected pillars of the
community round for dinner.
396
00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:43,456
I wear dress suits!
397
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:45,295
Can you sort it or not?
398
00:24:45,296 --> 00:24:46,336
Yeah, course I can.
399
00:24:46,337 --> 00:24:50,336
Good. Only not a word to anyone.
400
00:24:50,976 --> 00:24:54,135
Keep it on the down-low.
401
00:24:54,136 --> 00:24:57,895
Coup de la? Down-low?
402
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:01,896
You two suddenly
Bonnie and fucking Clyde?
403
00:25:02,096 --> 00:25:03,775
That's them!
404
00:25:03,776 --> 00:25:07,776
Who the fuck are
Laverne and Shirley?
405
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:26,936
Dressing up as our Brendan tonight,
need something to shove downstairs.
406
00:25:26,937 --> 00:25:30,936
Packed quite the
moose's knuckle, our Brends.
407
00:25:32,336 --> 00:25:35,295
20 Royals, please.
408
00:25:35,296 --> 00:25:39,296
Hiya, flower.
409
00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:53,455
Oh, very propitious.
410
00:25:53,456 --> 00:25:56,655
Still owe me for the milk, you know?
411
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,535
Fucking here!
412
00:25:59,536 --> 00:26:00,656
And the sugar.
413
00:26:04,616 --> 00:26:08,616
That should be mine. Rent money.
414
00:26:11,256 --> 00:26:15,134
I tell you, I've been like a
whirling dervish all morning.
415
00:26:15,135 --> 00:26:18,016
I've even signed back up to
some of my old non-curriculars.
416
00:26:18,017 --> 00:26:19,095
Mmm.
417
00:26:19,096 --> 00:26:22,576
I feel like a new woman again,
I really do. It's like I'm...
418
00:26:22,577 --> 00:26:23,935
Liberated.
419
00:26:23,936 --> 00:26:25,815
Liberated, yes.
420
00:26:25,816 --> 00:26:27,495
Are you wearing make-up?
421
00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:28,575
No, Miss.
422
00:26:28,576 --> 00:26:31,415
Don't lie to me. Take it off now.
423
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:34,094
Well, as I'm here,
I better stop at Banbury's,
424
00:26:34,095 --> 00:26:36,214
pick up the keys for the storeroom.
425
00:26:36,215 --> 00:26:38,654
Told him last week I'd keep
on top of supplies and that.
426
00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:40,856
Oh, there's no need.
I've already volunteered.
427
00:26:40,857 --> 00:26:44,575
Like I said, back to all
my old duties again.
428
00:26:44,576 --> 00:26:46,735
Supplies, admin, accounts.
429
00:26:46,736 --> 00:26:48,215
Good job as well,
430
00:26:48,216 --> 00:26:50,815
God knows who he had
doing the books.
431
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,535
Full of holes, they were.
432
00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:54,575
You don't say.
433
00:26:54,576 --> 00:26:56,134
I'll give you a hand, then.
434
00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:58,334
Oh, I think I can handle it, Mimi.
435
00:26:58,335 --> 00:27:01,736
Besides, PTA shouldn't really do
this. It's more of a staff thing.
436
00:27:01,737 --> 00:27:05,736
Thanks for popping by.
437
00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:10,935
Y'alright? I brought you
some more bread.
438
00:27:10,936 --> 00:27:14,856
And don't worry,
I cut off all the mould.
439
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:26,176
Nice one!
440
00:27:35,576 --> 00:27:37,176
Fuck d'you find this?
441
00:27:39,896 --> 00:27:41,495
No, no, no, no, no!
442
00:27:41,496 --> 00:27:45,496
Where are you?
443
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,736
Shit!
444
00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:01,016
Fuck a duck!
445
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:09,174
That's very good, Avril,
you look just like him.
446
00:28:09,175 --> 00:28:11,056
The grey in the hair's a nice touch.
447
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,735
Who are you meant to be?
448
00:28:12,736 --> 00:28:15,134
My dad, apparently.
Who wasn't a cross dresser.
449
00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:16,814
These are his cabaret trousers.
450
00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:19,094
They were a bit long,
so I took 'em up a smidge.
451
00:28:19,095 --> 00:28:20,814
And by the way, Dad has a moustache.
452
00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:23,816
Actually, the last time I saw
him, he'd just shaved it off.
453
00:28:23,817 --> 00:28:26,655
And when was that exactly?
454
00:28:26,656 --> 00:28:28,736
- The last time you saw him?
- Mum!
455
00:28:29,896 --> 00:28:31,296
Get that will you, Avril?
456
00:28:31,297 --> 00:28:35,296
Bound to be one of yours
if they're this early.
457
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,174
He saw the money.
I didn't know what to do!
458
00:28:45,175 --> 00:28:47,654
So you knocked him out?
With a plate?
459
00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:51,656
You can't go round knocking
people out with plates, Marty!
460
00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:55,135
Oh, and there was a duck in here too.
461
00:28:55,136 --> 00:28:58,216
It's all been go, really.
462
00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:05,561
No!
463
00:29:12,201 --> 00:29:13,539
We'll leave him by the Jacuzzi,
464
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:16,750
smash a tile next to his head
or summat, I don't know.
465
00:29:16,751 --> 00:29:19,149
Numb sod'll think he dreamt it.
466
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:21,350
Come on! Quickly!
Before he wakes up!
467
00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:22,861
Marty?
468
00:29:24,781 --> 00:29:25,620
Marty?
469
00:29:25,621 --> 00:29:28,539
Oh, yeah. She said she'd
help us move the money.
470
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:31,341
- Forgot about that.
- Did you!
471
00:29:48,341 --> 00:29:51,980
You all right?
472
00:29:51,981 --> 00:29:54,420
15%, as discussed.
473
00:29:54,421 --> 00:29:55,860
You said ten before.
474
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:59,740
And I might say fucking
20 in a minute.
475
00:29:59,741 --> 00:30:03,741
18.
476
00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:11,301
You know all these women, do you?
477
00:30:11,302 --> 00:30:12,820
Yeah.
478
00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,221
Are all their husbands
coppers, then?
479
00:30:15,222 --> 00:30:19,221
Apparently.
480
00:30:20,741 --> 00:30:24,741
Oh, excuse me.
481
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:30,716
- Hiya!
- Hiya!
482
00:30:30,717 --> 00:30:32,116
All right?
483
00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:35,716
Now then. Oh, come on!
484
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,437
Hey! I paid for you two up front!
485
00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:41,437
I'm not made of paper
towels you know!
486
00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:43,676
Jamie.
487
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:46,396
Nicky.
488
00:30:46,397 --> 00:30:49,477
Now then, Yoko, John's not
about, I'll pass it on.
489
00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:53,477
Never joke about Lennon.
490
00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:00,115
I don't have those
sort of contacts any more.
491
00:31:00,116 --> 00:31:01,795
It's for Kelly and Marty.
492
00:31:01,796 --> 00:31:04,797
And for what we're charging 'em
you can make some new ones.
493
00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:08,797
I'm gonna check on Cilla.
494
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:11,756
Contacts?
495
00:31:11,757 --> 00:31:13,077
Don't worry about it.
496
00:31:13,078 --> 00:31:14,556
Maybe I can help?
497
00:31:14,557 --> 00:31:17,156
Cleaning up some money, that's all.
498
00:31:17,157 --> 00:31:18,957
Like I said, don't worry about it.
499
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,876
And like I said, maybe I can help.
500
00:31:21,877 --> 00:31:23,195
I thought you were on the level?
501
00:31:23,196 --> 00:31:25,035
There's levels and there's levels.
502
00:31:25,036 --> 00:31:26,517
You do realise this is...
503
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,276
What do they need it for?
504
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:30,236
To get a mortgage.
505
00:31:30,237 --> 00:31:34,237
There you go then. It's a bit of
white-collar fiddling, that's all.
506
00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:38,357
You think the suits on the top floor
aren't playing roulette with
507
00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:40,356
everyone's accounts?
508
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:44,357
Why should it be just them?
509
00:31:44,517 --> 00:31:46,875
Look, we all have the same resources
510
00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:50,877
and if the Martys and the Kellys
want a slice and I can help,
511
00:31:51,197 --> 00:31:55,197
why not? It's practically
a public service.
512
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:59,957
All right.
513
00:32:00,397 --> 00:32:04,397
Least I got her back down
to 16, So that's good.
514
00:32:06,237 --> 00:32:10,237
Why are we doing this, Marty?
Were we really that unhappy?
515
00:32:27,517 --> 00:32:28,677
This is all of it?
516
00:32:28,678 --> 00:32:32,677
Everything you kept back?
517
00:32:35,917 --> 00:32:38,916
We were unhappy, you know.
518
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:42,516
Supposed to say we weren't. I know.
519
00:32:42,517 --> 00:32:46,517
Supposed to say we had each other,
and that's all that counted.
520
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:50,476
Didn't matter
if we lived in a squat.
521
00:32:50,477 --> 00:32:54,477
Didn't matter if you made
a living sleeping with other men.
522
00:32:55,957 --> 00:32:58,557
That's what I'm supposed
to say, right?
523
00:32:58,558 --> 00:33:01,996
I-I guess so, yeah.
That's what your supposed...
524
00:33:01,997 --> 00:33:05,996
Well, I can't.
525
00:33:05,997 --> 00:33:07,916
I hate it.
526
00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:11,236
All of it.
527
00:33:11,237 --> 00:33:14,396
I hate living like this.
528
00:33:14,397 --> 00:33:16,596
I hate what you do.
529
00:33:16,597 --> 00:33:20,596
And I hate that I can't
make it better for you, cos...
530
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:23,476
you deserve better. You do.
531
00:33:23,477 --> 00:33:26,676
We both do.
532
00:33:26,677 --> 00:33:29,117
And no-one's ever
going to give it us.
533
00:33:29,118 --> 00:33:33,117
Never.
534
00:33:39,077 --> 00:33:43,077
Everybody takes something, sometime.
Don't they?
535
00:33:43,277 --> 00:33:46,036
It's finally our turn.
536
00:33:46,037 --> 00:33:49,076
But I still need to do this.
537
00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:53,077
And then...
538
00:33:53,397 --> 00:33:57,397
and then we can be happy.
539
00:34:07,557 --> 00:34:09,636
♪ ..for just one second
540
00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:11,277
♪ You'd be back to bother me
541
00:34:11,278 --> 00:34:12,756
♪ Go on now, go
542
00:34:12,757 --> 00:34:14,476
♪ Walk out the door... ♪
543
00:34:14,477 --> 00:34:17,596
Fuck me! Billy, is that you?
544
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,396
Yeah. Funny.
545
00:34:19,397 --> 00:34:23,277
"Dress as your husband". He's only
got two sets of fucking togs.
546
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:26,956
Cheer up, you look good.
Anyway, your mate's here.
547
00:34:26,957 --> 00:34:29,436
Eh?
548
00:34:29,437 --> 00:34:31,316
♪ I will survive
549
00:34:31,317 --> 00:34:32,437
♪ For as long as... ♪
550
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,356
She's proper good.
551
00:34:34,357 --> 00:34:36,116
Yeah, proper.
552
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,075
♪ I've got all my life to live
553
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,877
♪ And I've got all my love to give
554
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,356
♪ And I'll survive
555
00:34:49,277 --> 00:34:52,516
Lillian.
556
00:34:52,517 --> 00:34:55,116
Going to the party. I'm our Brendan.
557
00:34:55,117 --> 00:34:56,396
You not going?
558
00:34:56,397 --> 00:34:58,116
The party? Clean forgot.
559
00:34:58,117 --> 00:35:01,235
I was just on me way
to see you, actually. See...
560
00:35:01,236 --> 00:35:03,715
when we picked up your money,
we carried it back in this
561
00:35:03,716 --> 00:35:06,115
rucksack and we were just
putting it away tonight
562
00:35:06,116 --> 00:35:09,557
and there's still some in the
bottom, underneath the flap thing?
563
00:35:09,558 --> 00:35:12,956
So we didn't see it.
But, anyway...
564
00:35:12,957 --> 00:35:15,876
here you are.
565
00:35:15,877 --> 00:35:19,876
Must be another two grand there?
Lucky, wasn't it?
566
00:35:19,877 --> 00:35:21,757
Glad I caught you anyway.
Enjoy the party.
567
00:35:21,758 --> 00:35:24,436
Was there any more?
568
00:35:24,437 --> 00:35:28,437
In the bottom of the bag.
Under the flap?
569
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:33,877
Are you robbing us?
570
00:35:36,637 --> 00:35:39,115
Why didn't you fucking
count it, Lillian?
571
00:35:39,116 --> 00:35:41,997
You had no idea, had you?
Means nowt to you, does it?
572
00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:45,316
Practically fucking wallpaper.
573
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:48,355
Do you know how many blowjobs
I would have to give to get
574
00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:52,357
even a twelfth of what you're just
stuffing away in railway lockers?
575
00:35:56,237 --> 00:36:00,237
We just want a better life.
576
00:36:01,877 --> 00:36:04,316
Say something.
577
00:36:04,317 --> 00:36:06,796
Shout at me, call me thieving cunt.
578
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:10,396
Tell me how I've broken your heart.
579
00:36:10,397 --> 00:36:13,636
Say something!
580
00:36:13,637 --> 00:36:15,357
I don't think me and you's
581
00:36:15,358 --> 00:36:19,357
got anything to say to
each other any more. Do you?
582
00:36:22,557 --> 00:36:26,557
Lillian...
583
00:36:35,757 --> 00:36:37,956
♪ Dancing queen
584
00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:41,957
♪ Feel the beat
from the tambourine
585
00:36:45,677 --> 00:36:47,956
♪ You can dance
586
00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:48,997
♪ You... ♪
587
00:36:50,117 --> 00:36:53,595
What do you think you're doing?
She's your guest, let her sing.
588
00:36:53,596 --> 00:36:55,835
Yeah, she's my guest,
which is probably why you
589
00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:58,275
and your mates are stood over
there laughing at us.
590
00:36:58,276 --> 00:37:02,277
Laughing? It's called having a good
time, Avril. You should try it.
591
00:37:03,717 --> 00:37:07,356
If I wanted tea
in the zoo I'd have...
592
00:37:07,357 --> 00:37:10,796
fucked a chimp.
593
00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:13,076
More educational reconstruction?
594
00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:15,795
I'll give her fucking
reconstruction all right.
595
00:37:15,796 --> 00:37:17,475
That's another one gone, then.
596
00:37:17,476 --> 00:37:19,757
You don't half drive
'em away, don't you?
597
00:37:19,758 --> 00:37:21,996
Mates. Husbands...
598
00:37:21,997 --> 00:37:23,676
Oh, shut up!
599
00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:27,236
At least I don't strut
about like a...
600
00:37:27,237 --> 00:37:28,436
a black Cher!
601
00:37:28,437 --> 00:37:29,636
A what?!
602
00:37:29,637 --> 00:37:32,837
At least when I lose someone,
I leave them lost.
603
00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:36,837
Avril. He's not lost.
You know exactly where he is.
604
00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:40,517
I'm sure the brewery'll
give you that woman's address
605
00:37:40,518 --> 00:37:42,316
if you ask them nicely.
606
00:37:42,317 --> 00:37:46,317
She still works for 'em,
doesn't she?
607
00:37:52,443 --> 00:37:53,122
Hey!
608
00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:55,761
Fuck off. Your mum started it,
being a bitch.
609
00:37:55,762 --> 00:37:57,643
Don't you call my mum a bitch!
610
00:38:03,603 --> 00:38:07,122
Oh, God! Sorry, Mimi,
but dressed like that,
611
00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,323
for a second there
I thought you were our Clive.
612
00:38:09,324 --> 00:38:10,722
You what?
613
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,403
How many of them you had?
614
00:38:12,404 --> 00:38:13,922
They're just herbal.
615
00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:17,522
See? You're the spit of him
in that tracksuit.
616
00:38:17,523 --> 00:38:19,161
Bastard. Do you know what I wish?
617
00:38:19,162 --> 00:38:22,563
I wish I'd had the guts to tell him
just what I thought
when I still had the chance.
618
00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:25,522
Make him sorry.
Make him say sorry.
619
00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:28,802
Then why don't ya? Tell me, I mean.
620
00:38:28,803 --> 00:38:32,282
If I look so much like
the twat, pretend I'm him.
621
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:35,002
Get it all off your chest.
622
00:38:35,003 --> 00:38:39,003
And I'll respond as Clive.
623
00:38:59,283 --> 00:39:01,721
I always tried to be
a good wife but you never...
624
00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:03,761
A good wife?! Late home every night,
625
00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:07,763
wasting time staying on all hours
to do the school accounts, the admin!
626
00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:11,282
Not even thinking about my needs.
627
00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:15,163
About a man's needs. Any wonder
I start looking elsewhere, eh?
628
00:39:15,164 --> 00:39:17,762
A cook in the kitchen? My arse.
629
00:39:17,763 --> 00:39:19,641
Like a lump of dead
meat in the bedroom.
630
00:39:19,642 --> 00:39:22,601
Sitting around in your long
fucking nightie looking more
631
00:39:22,602 --> 00:39:25,603
and more like your pig ugly
mother every day.
632
00:39:25,604 --> 00:39:28,362
I'm sorry, Clive. I am.
633
00:39:28,363 --> 00:39:31,922
I-I can change,
I swear I can change.
634
00:39:31,923 --> 00:39:33,603
I'll even let you do that thing
635
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:37,082
you wanted to try with
that dental chair you got.
636
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:40,242
The what?
637
00:39:40,243 --> 00:39:42,923
Mimi?
638
00:39:44,243 --> 00:39:46,322
Right! That's it!
639
00:39:46,323 --> 00:39:50,323
Out! Everybody out!
640
00:39:57,043 --> 00:39:59,482
You miss him, don't you?
641
00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:03,483
I do. I really do.
642
00:40:03,603 --> 00:40:06,683
Then maybe you should go to him
and ask him to take you back.
643
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:10,362
Don't be too proud to beg.
And I'll help ya.
644
00:40:10,363 --> 00:40:13,403
You won't have to work late any more,
give him more time.
645
00:40:13,404 --> 00:40:16,682
That's probably all he wants.
646
00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:20,683
And I'll take that silly
admin off your hands, yeah?
647
00:40:24,203 --> 00:40:26,922
Thank you, Mimi.
648
00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:30,923
It's a pleasure.
649
00:41:00,643 --> 00:41:04,643
How can I even look at her now?
650
00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:06,601
How can I look at anyone?
651
00:41:06,602 --> 00:41:08,763
But once the money's cleared,
once we're gone...
652
00:41:08,764 --> 00:41:11,682
And how long's that
going to take, Marty?
653
00:41:11,683 --> 00:41:15,683
Until then, I'm going to see her,
aren't I? Every...
654
00:41:19,203 --> 00:41:21,722
About this money of yours.
655
00:41:21,723 --> 00:41:25,723
What money?
656
00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:29,162
Fine, it's fine, it's all in hand.
657
00:41:29,163 --> 00:41:30,842
How long?
658
00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:34,843
I'll sort you out
a new credit history...
659
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,122
should have a healthy
account by Friday.
660
00:41:38,123 --> 00:41:42,082
Friday? This Friday?
661
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:46,083
You mean we can put ourselves down
for a mortgage this Friday?
662
00:41:46,123 --> 00:41:50,082
If that's what you want, then, yes.
You can do it.
663
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:54,083
This Friday.
664
00:42:00,723 --> 00:42:04,163
So, basically she's returning
to a loveless marriage
665
00:42:04,164 --> 00:42:05,762
and an abusive husband?
666
00:42:05,763 --> 00:42:07,921
Sounds bad if you say it like that.
667
00:42:07,922 --> 00:42:10,683
Bottom line,
kiddies get a proper teacher again
668
00:42:10,684 --> 00:42:12,602
and I'm back in business.
669
00:42:12,603 --> 00:42:15,242
Everybody's happy.
670
00:42:15,243 --> 00:42:18,602
There'll always be
casualties, whatever.
671
00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:22,603
She should have paid more attention
to her feller, shouldn't she?
672
00:42:22,923 --> 00:42:25,802
If all you do is work, work, work,
673
00:42:25,803 --> 00:42:29,803
then he's bound to get
a wandering eye, isn't he?
674
00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:37,282
Mimi?
675
00:42:37,283 --> 00:42:41,283
You go on. I'm gonna head off home.
676
00:42:44,323 --> 00:42:47,522
A party over by 9pm.
I'll never live it down.
677
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,402
No-one knew, you know.
678
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:50,402
About her.
679
00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:53,043
Best out in the open.
Not good to keep pretending.
680
00:42:53,044 --> 00:42:54,362
Oh! Is that right?
681
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,082
Yeah.
682
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:59,082
Really not good.
683
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:01,241
Do you know how much this
shirt cost?
684
00:43:01,242 --> 00:43:03,561
This really was like
your 13th birthday.
685
00:43:03,562 --> 00:43:06,801
You ruined my best top then, too.
Puked up all over it.
686
00:43:06,802 --> 00:43:08,563
Yeah, cos you spiked my coke.
687
00:43:08,564 --> 00:43:12,202
I hadn't. I just told you I did.
688
00:43:12,203 --> 00:43:13,882
You puked up anyway.
689
00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:17,883
You were dead funny,
so easy to wind up.
690
00:43:18,643 --> 00:43:22,643
Still are.
691
00:43:28,403 --> 00:43:32,403
Patreesh.
692
00:43:32,563 --> 00:43:34,802
How come you let us stay here?
693
00:43:34,803 --> 00:43:37,122
You're my sister.
694
00:43:37,123 --> 00:43:40,882
Plus, I thought it might be
a bit of company.
695
00:43:40,883 --> 00:43:44,762
I'll pay for the dry cleaning.
696
00:43:44,763 --> 00:43:47,042
And...
697
00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:50,363
you know I said I'd have the
house-keeping by today, I can't...
698
00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:51,962
No rush.
699
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,082
Er, our maths teacher
is asleep in the bath.
700
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,122
Yeah!
701
00:43:56,123 --> 00:43:57,563
You're kidding!
702
00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:07,602
What you watching?
703
00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:11,603
Dunno.
704
00:44:16,563 --> 00:44:19,081
Look, I know I haven't been
round much of late.
705
00:44:19,082 --> 00:44:20,443
Are you wearing my track-suit?
706
00:44:20,444 --> 00:44:24,002
What? Oh. Yeah.
707
00:44:24,003 --> 00:44:28,003
What I'm trying to say is I had
things needed sorting, that's all.
708
00:44:29,363 --> 00:44:31,843
But it's done now.
So I'm gonna be here more.
709
00:44:31,844 --> 00:44:33,602
For you and Cilla.
710
00:44:33,603 --> 00:44:35,883
So I can talk to
you about stuff again?
711
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,562
Oh, course you can.
712
00:44:37,563 --> 00:44:41,161
That's a relief. Cos I've got
something I really want to show you.
713
00:44:41,162 --> 00:44:43,163
It's not a dental chair, is it?
714
00:44:43,164 --> 00:44:47,163
What? No.
715
00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:51,082
You ready?
716
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,842
Awesome, aren't they?
717
00:44:52,843 --> 00:44:54,482
Yeah, they're great.
718
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,923
See the little skinny one?
I named that one after you.
719
00:44:56,924 --> 00:45:00,562
Oh, ta.
720
00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:04,442
I tell you what...
721
00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:08,443
let's go to the bedroom.
722
00:45:08,763 --> 00:45:12,522
We could be gone
by the end of the week.
723
00:45:12,523 --> 00:45:15,963
Can we be happy now?
724
00:45:19,003 --> 00:45:23,003
♪ Absolutely soaking wet! ♪
725
00:45:24,163 --> 00:45:28,163
'So, you people, you ones who
are supposedly worse off than me,
726
00:45:28,723 --> 00:45:32,723
'what would you give to crawl up
that list? Would you lie?
727
00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:35,161
'Would you steal?
Would you sell your soul?
728
00:45:35,162 --> 00:45:38,483
'My days down there are gone.
And maybe my soul is, too.
729
00:45:38,484 --> 00:45:39,922
'But so what?
730
00:45:39,923 --> 00:45:43,923
'Cheer up, Kelly, there'll always
be people worse off than you.
731
00:45:43,924 --> 00:45:46,442
'What's one more?'
732
00:46:11,113 --> 00:46:13,884
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733
00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:29,802
Oh, Jamie.
734
00:46:29,803 --> 00:46:30,682
Oh!
735
00:46:30,683 --> 00:46:31,802
Oh, Jamie!
736
00:46:31,803 --> 00:46:32,842
Oh!
737
00:46:32,843 --> 00:46:34,402
Agh, Jamie!
738
00:46:34,403 --> 00:46:35,643
Jamie!
739
00:46:37,363 --> 00:46:41,363
Oh, that was amazing.
740
00:46:41,563 --> 00:46:43,236
How was it for me?
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