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Look at me, and look at the Queen.
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I wasn't a fan of the Queen until I
realised how much we have in common.
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Bringing up kiddies you
can't remember the names of.
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I know she's not a single
parent but she might as well be.
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Plus, the pair of us,
we've stuck to our guns,
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her literally sometimes,
and flagshipped a dying breed.
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Admired and despised equally.
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Not for never lifting a finger.
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No, for setting examples
through extremity.
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And whether you're a bigwig on
her end or a bigwig on mine,
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you've still got your dickheads
in the middle to deal with,
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snip, snip, snipping
at your benefits.
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I mean, she can't not be
looking at me and thinking,
"What's your secret, Frank?"
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I got shot of my kids yonks back.
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Whereas she's yet to see
the back of a single one.
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I've had to get out of bed on
occasion to make ends meet
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whereas she, she's done the
whole thing from a chair.
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Oh, and a drink for the lady.
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Oh sure, there's perks.
But, look at her lot.
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Brian May prancing
about on her roof.
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Now look at my lot.
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We know how to throw
a proper fucking paaaarty!
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The more I think about it,
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the more I realise that pretty much
everyone's got a secret identity.
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And I'm not, you know, meaning
like Batman or Superman.
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Although when I was ten,
I did put my pants on my head
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and run around pretending
to be a superhero.
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The Catholic Avenger. Exorcised
the next door neighbour's cat.
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Worked as well.
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No, I mean the secret identity
being you. The real you.
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The one behind all
that bluster and front.
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Like the woman who pretended
she didn't need love.
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But found it closer to home than
she could have ever imagined.
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Or the boy who's doing his best to
be a loving husband and good father.
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Those good looks and
easy smile distracting you
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from the stench of blood and death
that came with his family name.
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Or the friendly local
janitor, always got a smile
and wink for the kiddies.
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Some of them say they want to
be like him when they grow up.
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Or the man who thought
he was happy enough.
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Drinking, womanising, getting by.
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Until he realised he'd never
known what happiness was at all.
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Coming.
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Oh, shit. Coming!
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Package for a Gloria Meak.
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She doesn't live here.
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I mean, she does. Sorry. She does.
She's just not here right now.
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Oh, pay no attention to him.
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Mince for brains till
he has his first cuppa.
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Yeah. My wife's the same.
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No, no, we're not married.
No we're brother and sister.
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What? It's not weird,
is it? Us living together.
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Especially not in this economic
climate. I'm a priest anyway,
you know, a man of the cloth.
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I told you. Mince.
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What's with you?
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Nothing.
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As you all know, tomorrow
is a red letter day.
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The school inspector calls,
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so big smiles, friendly
faces, we'll get through it.
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And, er, there is one other thing.
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In light of recent solicitor's
letters that I've received,
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it seems that our
exclusion of Adam Wiggins
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may not have been entirely legal.
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- You better be joking.
- This is shit.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
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That little fucker comes back,
you'll have a walkout on your hands.
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You can't do that,
we've got an inspection.
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Seems to me you're
doing it all wrong.
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Punishing the lad, excluding
him, not going to work.
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Now what you need is a nice
little frilly pink dress
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and a pair of heels. Dress up
this Adam like a little girl.
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Two or three days tottering
round the corridors, having
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the shite ripped out of him by all
and sundry, he'll be humble as pie.
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S'all right. You
can thank me later.
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Just to remind you, you are
PTA. Not actual staff.
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I was just helping, I've got
experience with these things,
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kids of my own.
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I understand the whole world
of education must seen fascinating
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and new to you.
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What's that mean?
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How old were you
when you left school?
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Exactly. But this
is not a free for all.
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And I'm not blind.
I'm well aware of you
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slithering your tentacles
into places they're not welcome.
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You better watch your tone.
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And you better watch out
you don't over-step the mark.
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Because one little word
from me and you're gone.
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Gone with the wind.
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He's not going to call.
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He might.
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I know things got a little
bit out of hand but, you know,
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now me and Kassi have had
a time to cool down.
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Jamie, he popped in here for a drink
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and you tried to beat
the shite out of him.
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He's hardly going to be
throwing lunch dates
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and friend requests
in your direction.
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- He's not answering my calls.
- Because he knows your number.
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But he doesn't know mine.
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Hello?
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It's me. Jamie.
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Don't hang up.
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Hey, all right, Mimi!
How's it hanging?
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Hey!
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This place doesn't
clean itself, you know.
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What are we doing,
Frank? Look at us.
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We look like dicks.
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I don't. Eh, come on, you shouldn't
let them get you down, kid.
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You're a big strong woman.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are! Come on!
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In fact, I'm going close
the book on this place.
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Take them for everything I can.
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Show those fuckers
what over-stepping the
line really looks like.
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Yeah, good for you.
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Hey, I've been very
impressed by that...
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you know, that mushroom
industry that you've got going.
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You're a trailblazer, you know.
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Amelia Earheart, Marie Curie,
Pocahontas...
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I haven't got Hovis
stamped on my arse.
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You can stop buttering me
up, Frank. What do you want?
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Well, seeing that you're doing very
well with this mushroom thing,
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maybe tip a few caps this way
to your old friend and neighbour...
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Fill your boots, Frank.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Cos I'm getting the goldmine,
and these are getting the shaft.
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Laters, Frank.
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Yeah, laters.
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But you get on all right. As family.
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When you finally got to
spend some time together.
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I thought she was lovely,
till she opened her mouth.
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And he was so drunk,
he thought I was twins.
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Come on, Jamie, you're a class
act. What's not to like, eh?
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Black eye, couple of bruises.
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Jamie. He's agreed
to meet you again.
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He's coming in for a
drink. Don't overthink it.
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You know what you should try doing?
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Mam, it's all right.
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I was just saying.
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I don't want this opened
up this to the floor.
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I just wanted to hear from a
couple of folk who'd been there.
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Right, listen up. My brother's
coming in here tonight.
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I'm already here, you div.
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My other brother.
And I want to show him
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this place isn't a fucking cesspool.
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No fighting, no drugs,
no pissing, and no puking.
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Have you got that?
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It's you he needs to worry about.
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No, it's good to laugh.
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A pub full of happy
people, joking about.
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You've got the right idea,
John. So go on. Laugh again.
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I want to hear you.
A big old fucking chuckle.
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Hahaha...?
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Oh, you can do better than that.
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Haha, haha...
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All of you!
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I didn't say stop. Come, on.
Laugh it up, you fucking fuzzballs.
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All together now.
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Computer room. At the back,
first corridor.
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Got a brand new server,
whatever the fuck that is.
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So get in after midnight,
rip it out, sell it on. Right?
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You got masks? Don't want any
of this coming back to me.
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Right then.
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And don't smash the place up.
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Some of the kids have worked quite
hard on their projects and...
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Just keep it clean.
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Are you sure about us being here?
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Oh, yeah, cos being
at home's so much better,
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with Aiden tramping around with
his tag on, the little one mewling
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and whining all the fucking time.
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It's just we always hated school.
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Worst years of our lives.
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I promise you, after
this evening's over,
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you'll think of school in
a whole different light.
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We're not pissing on you, Frank.
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What? Eh? What's pissing
got to do with it?
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Just whenever you
start talking like this,
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usually ends with me pissing on you.
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That's not strictly true.
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But let's not rule anything out.
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What happens in school,
stays in school.
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He's not coming.
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Maybe he's just running late.
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Maybe it's for the best.
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It's not like you can
share life stories, is it?
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"Oh, I tell you what, let's talk
about the time I was banged up,
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"or the time I offed three fellas,
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"or maybe the time
when I dug up the corpse
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"of some guy's dad, because he had
his sticky fingers on my missus."
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Shane, let's play
shut-the-fuck-up. You go first.
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Just saying...
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I'm going to clear up.
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Hey.
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Whoa! Easy, easy,
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Sorry, mate.
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Karen told me you were
out here shifting crates.
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I know it's late.
We're closing but we can
still get a couple of beers.
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How about tomorrow?
Day out. Banley Manor?
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- Tam's off school for a few days,
I have to look after him anyway.
- Why Banley?
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Is this to do with me dad?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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That's where... his
ashes were scattered.
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Tomorrow then?
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Got a taxi waiting.
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Tomorrow.
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They're gone.
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Frank...
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Almost done.
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I dunno about this.
Makes me look like a prossie.
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No!
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You look like a painted lady.
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Don't that look like Siobhan?
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Fuck, it does. Got
the corn-rows and everything.
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Talented little bastards.
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They're not talented!
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This, this is talent.
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Rembrandt'd be spinning in his tomb.
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This stuff, this is rubbish.
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It's just bollocks, innit?
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Fingers like penises,
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smiling faces...
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Yeah, that's kids for you.
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They see things differently.
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Blue sky.
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Big old Mr Sunshine.
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Everything's beautiful.
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Everything's just perfect.
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Frankie! Frankie!
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Are you looking at me?
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Wait, this is...
This is important...
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Here I am, Frank! Frank!
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This is fucking brilliant.
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It's like... a moment.
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No, don't change...
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Stay the same, don't grow old,
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cos your fucking kids
just fucking up and away...
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Frank!
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Frank!
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Are you looking at me now, Frank?
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Aah!
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Have you finished?!
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No! I'm not fucking finished!
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You fucking leech!
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Iraq not enough for you?
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I am not fucking finished!
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All set?
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Yeah. Think so.
247
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,774
Packed lunch. Just some sandwiches.
248
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:41,773
You ever been to
Banley Manor before?
249
00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:45,692
Oh, God, it's boring. Went there
years ago on a school trip.
250
00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:47,254
Connor might enjoy it, though.
251
00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:50,533
Don't think you have
to come. I can do this.
252
00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:54,534
Like I said, boring for me.
But for Connor, though...
253
00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:59,374
OK. But I'm not
sharing my sandwiches.
254
00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:02,894
Just go and get some stuff together.
255
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:05,693
He's bringing his kid too.
256
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:08,053
My nephew, I suppose.
257
00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,452
Have you got him something?
258
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,412
What? You think
I should get him a present?
259
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,812
I dunno, it'd be polite?
I mean, these middle classes...
260
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:18,454
That'd be great, showing up
empty-handed! He'll think
I'm a right fucking loser.
261
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:22,454
We're meeting him at 11,
you haven't got time!
262
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,893
Eh, what's going on?
263
00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:34,973
It's Christmas, sir.
Christmas morning.
264
00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,293
Seriously?
265
00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:39,653
Nah. Assembly in the hall, innit.
266
00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:41,933
Coo-ee, Frank!
267
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:45,934
Look here, Frank! Let me
lick your lollipop, Frank!
268
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:50,853
Oh!
269
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:53,654
Eh-up, eh-up! Eh-up,
janny coming through!
270
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,654
Janny coming through!
271
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,813
Frank, I'm stuck!
272
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:04,933
Just jump.
273
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,333
I can't. I've got impetigo.
274
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:08,533
What?
275
00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:10,732
Look, the place is
going to be crawling
276
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,694
with kids and teachers in a minute.
277
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:16,014
I'll catch you, trust me. Trust me!
278
00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:22,933
Ah! Oh, fucking hell.
279
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:26,934
Ah, Jesus...
280
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:30,653
Come on, up and at 'em.
281
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:34,654
You said you'd catch me!
I've got bruises, more bruises.
282
00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:40,094
Fucking hell, Frank,
you throw like a girl.
283
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:45,014
I haven't got time for this.
284
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:50,934
Oh, shit.
285
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:00,493
You got any Frisbees?
286
00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,132
You know I don't sell
that kind of stuff.
287
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,652
Have you got anything similar?
288
00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,292
Jamie, I don't deal drugs. All right?
289
00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:07,852
- Bet he does.
This place has to be a front.
- It's not a bloody codeword.
290
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:10,534
It's a Frisbee! It's an
object you throw and catch.
291
00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:13,773
Oh, right. Frisbee. No.
292
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:16,012
I also don't sell
that kind of thing here.
293
00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:18,774
Here. I'm in a rush.
I can't be late. So how much?
294
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:22,774
Just take it, man.
295
00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:30,054
Biscay. East or North West,
four or five.
296
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,493
Slight or moderate.
297
00:19:34,494 --> 00:19:37,613
Mainly fair.
298
00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:41,614
Good, occasionally very poor.
299
00:19:41,654 --> 00:19:43,253
Trafalgar.
300
00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:45,133
Variable southerly...
301
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:46,253
Frank!
302
00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:47,933
Three or four.
303
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:51,933
Occasionally five.
Slight or moderate,
304
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:55,773
fair, good.
305
00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:58,774
Well, that concludes
today's shipping forecast.
306
00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:00,413
Fucking hell...
307
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:04,414
I'd like to welcome
someone back into the fold.
308
00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:08,814
And I'm sure that once you've heard
what Adam Wiggins has to say,
309
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:16,054
I'm sure that you'll agree
he deserves a second chance.
310
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:21,094
Adam?
311
00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:42,413
No way.
312
00:20:42,414 --> 00:20:43,973
Please, please...
313
00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:47,454
Not again. Oh, come on...
314
00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:54,653
You're not dismissed!
315
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,654
Community, you've got to pull
together, haven't you?
316
00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:01,973
Go Scargill!
317
00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:04,533
Outside!
318
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:07,733
Great! Just great!
319
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,734
Go on, fight the
system. Solidaritnost.
320
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,454
Shouldn't you be in school?
321
00:21:26,455 --> 00:21:28,693
There was a walk-out.
322
00:21:28,694 --> 00:21:31,893
- There's only like three
teachers and 40 kids left.
- When?
323
00:21:31,894 --> 00:21:35,894
In assembly. Heard them say they'll
probably shut the school down now.
324
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:40,213
Hang on a minute, love.
325
00:21:40,214 --> 00:21:41,894
What are you doing, Miss?
326
00:21:41,895 --> 00:21:45,894
Protecting my investment.
327
00:21:46,374 --> 00:21:50,374
Ah, so, how are
things at, uh...
328
00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:54,493
um, inspector HQ?
329
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:58,013
Right! Let us begin. English.
330
00:21:58,014 --> 00:22:02,014
How about geography instead?
Mr Farman's class is fascinating.
331
00:22:02,974 --> 00:22:04,534
Oh, would you like to meet...?
332
00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:06,413
Year four English.
333
00:22:06,414 --> 00:22:08,692
Actually I think the year four
teacher might be off.
334
00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:11,212
Well, then you'll have
a substitute teacher, won't you?
335
00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:13,812
Or are you so incompetent
you can't even manage that?
336
00:22:13,813 --> 00:22:16,812
Wait, look, there's something
I need to tell you.
337
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:20,294
Of course, if I was to tell you
the next story we were looking at
338
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:24,294
featured murder, paranoia,
insanity, revenge and ghosts,
339
00:22:25,574 --> 00:22:28,334
you'd probably think I was
talking about an X-rated oeuvre
340
00:22:28,335 --> 00:22:31,173
of Mr Tarantino
or Mr Stallone, but no.
341
00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:35,174
It's called Hamlet and it's by
a bright young gun named Mr William
Shakespeare. Anybody know him?
342
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:45,094
Ah, gentlemen.
Please, take a seat.
343
00:22:46,694 --> 00:22:50,694
OK, so, where was I?
344
00:22:51,134 --> 00:22:55,134
Hamlet, Hamlet...
345
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,772
It warms the very sickness
in my heart, that I shall live
346
00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:00,534
and tell him to his teeth,
347
00:23:00,535 --> 00:23:04,534
"Thus diest thou."
348
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:08,894
Slightly carried away there,
but everybody open your books,
349
00:23:08,895 --> 00:23:11,973
turn to page one,
hang onto your hats.
350
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,093
Cos it's Hamlet time.
351
00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:17,254
Right now, your career
is bent over the table,
352
00:23:17,255 --> 00:23:19,573
trousers down, cheeks splayed,
353
00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:23,573
about the get the arse fucking
to end all arse fuckings.
354
00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:26,494
You're too old to re-train
for anything else,
355
00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:29,613
and no other school
will touch you
356
00:23:29,614 --> 00:23:33,614
with the proverbial dirty
barge pole, so I'm your only hope.
357
00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:38,894
Now, I've called in favours
from friends, good friends,
358
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:43,333
to bail you out of your own mess.
359
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:46,933
I just hope I haven't
over-stepped the mark.
360
00:23:46,934 --> 00:23:49,253
Everything all right, Mr Banbury?
361
00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:50,493
Everything's fine.
362
00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:54,494
Then pay attention.
You might learn something.
363
00:23:56,654 --> 00:23:58,293
My liege...
364
00:23:58,294 --> 00:24:02,294
Art, chemistry, physical
education, mathematics.
365
00:24:03,814 --> 00:24:07,814
Oh, and there was recently a big
investment in a school server.
366
00:24:09,494 --> 00:24:12,452
I would very much like
to see that up and running.
367
00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:16,454
Computer room. At the back,
brand new server, worth thousands.
368
00:24:16,974 --> 00:24:20,974
Rip it out, sell it on.
369
00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,592
No problem at all.
370
00:24:27,354 --> 00:24:31,354
I need you to get that server
back to me A-S-A-fuckin'-P.
371
00:24:31,674 --> 00:24:35,674
I don't care
if you've got football tonight.
372
00:24:36,194 --> 00:24:39,834
Billy, do you want to spend
the rest of your married life
373
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,628
sleeping on the couch?
374
00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:46,348
Right. Thank you.
375
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:50,349
You. Here. Now.
376
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:55,587
Bet you're happy with yourself.
School's in chaos.
377
00:24:55,588 --> 00:24:58,147
Most of the teachers
have buggered off.
378
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:02,149
Come on, let's see if you're still
smiling when I'm done with you.
379
00:25:03,429 --> 00:25:06,988
You might have half the school
shittin' themselves
380
00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:10,229
every time you look round,
might have the teachers on the run,
381
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:12,148
but I'll give you this.
382
00:25:12,149 --> 00:25:15,108
You do scrub up pretty well.
383
00:25:15,109 --> 00:25:18,988
Now you totter along
to the kitchen to help out,
384
00:25:18,989 --> 00:25:22,989
for all those lovely dinner ladies
walked out when you walked in.
385
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:27,389
And, eh, son? Make sure that food's
de-fuckin'-licious, Michelin star,
386
00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:32,989
or you'll be walkin'
round in my knickers and bra.
387
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:41,269
So I guess you come here a lot...
388
00:25:41,389 --> 00:25:44,348
to visit Dad's ashes?
389
00:25:44,349 --> 00:25:48,349
Yeah, yeah, we make the trip
every... week or so.
390
00:25:49,669 --> 00:25:50,748
It's boring.
391
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,227
Doesn't have to be boring.
Jamie's brought you summat.
392
00:25:53,228 --> 00:25:54,189
Give it to him.
393
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:57,028
This?
394
00:25:57,029 --> 00:25:59,269
No, no, I didn't bring this
to play with.
395
00:25:59,270 --> 00:26:01,948
It's, um...
396
00:26:01,949 --> 00:26:04,948
It's some kid's birthday
on our street.
397
00:26:04,949 --> 00:26:06,988
He's... mentally deficient.
398
00:26:06,989 --> 00:26:10,989
That's really good of you, mate.
399
00:26:25,629 --> 00:26:28,788
These are a little basic,
aren't they?
400
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:32,789
At this level, they should really
be up to a higher standard.
401
00:26:38,149 --> 00:26:42,149
In order to draw like the child,
one must think like the child, ja?
402
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,588
They are children.
403
00:26:46,589 --> 00:26:50,589
You are a man who understands art.
404
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:54,948
Well, I...
405
00:26:54,949 --> 00:26:56,869
Well, I do dabble, yes.
406
00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:05,268
Billy, give me some good news.
407
00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:07,227
They've sold the server on already.
408
00:27:07,228 --> 00:27:09,069
The problem is
it's to another school.
409
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:13,069
Look, just delay your man.
I'm on it.
410
00:27:13,629 --> 00:27:14,669
Right, I'll wait here.
411
00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:16,068
It's your wife.
412
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:18,267
Well, I can't just walk
into a strange school, can I?
413
00:27:18,268 --> 00:27:19,567
Everyone'll think I'm a paedo.
414
00:27:19,645 --> 00:27:21,480
You can't hang around
the school gates either.
415
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:25,569
You'll look even more paedotastic,
so grow some.
416
00:27:33,749 --> 00:27:35,668
Which one's the server?
417
00:27:35,669 --> 00:27:37,032
That big thing there.
418
00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:44,189
Maybe you should
have unplugged it first.
419
00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:49,069
Has everyone just ran off and left
you? Animals, man, the lot of 'em.
420
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:49,898
Billy.
421
00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:50,579
It's wrong.
422
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:54,018
The wheels.
423
00:27:54,019 --> 00:27:56,899
We're going to hell, we're going
to hell, we're going to hell!
424
00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:53,627
Go, go!
425
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:06,699
So, dad... Our dad.
426
00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:11,819
Where d'you scatter the ashes?
427
00:29:17,259 --> 00:29:19,058
Over the flowerbed.
428
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:23,018
It's what he wanted.
He used to sit here on the bench.
429
00:29:23,019 --> 00:29:25,618
He loved it here.
430
00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:29,619
I suppose I should go
and say something.
431
00:29:47,179 --> 00:29:51,179
I have no fuckin' idea
what I'm doing here.
432
00:29:52,219 --> 00:29:54,219
I mean, you're a pile of ashes
in a flowerbed.
433
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,418
You obviously can't hear me.
434
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:59,258
Are you exclusive?
435
00:29:59,259 --> 00:30:01,058
You and the big lad?
436
00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:05,059
Cos I ain't got a girlfriend
at the moment and I can be...
437
00:30:06,579 --> 00:30:10,298
very discreet.
438
00:30:10,299 --> 00:30:14,138
Blah blah blah.
Talking to a fucking flowerbed.
439
00:30:14,139 --> 00:30:18,139
Blah blah blah blah blah.
440
00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:21,978
So, uh..
441
00:30:21,979 --> 00:30:25,458
Yeah, I hope you
would have been proud of me.
442
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:29,018
It's unlikely but I hope so.
443
00:30:29,019 --> 00:30:33,019
Nice one, mate.
444
00:30:40,659 --> 00:30:42,978
Late for school.
445
00:30:42,979 --> 00:30:44,619
There's punishment for that.
446
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:48,619
I was kind of hoping there would be.
447
00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:53,339
Just pay the fucking bills on time,
you alcoholic twatbag.
448
00:30:53,579 --> 00:30:54,657
All right, Mimes.
449
00:30:54,658 --> 00:30:58,057
No, not all right. Does anyone know
anything about computers?
450
00:30:58,058 --> 00:30:59,377
Yeah, I know a little bit.
451
00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:02,297
Good, because we've got about
three minutes to get this server
452
00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:05,217
up and running before the inspector
gets to the computer room
453
00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:09,219
and I've no fuckin' idea
what a server actually does. C'mon.
454
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:15,338
No, no, other cable.
455
00:31:15,339 --> 00:31:17,777
You don't think
she suspects anything, do you?
456
00:31:17,778 --> 00:31:20,537
Apart from you being an alkie who
can't pay your bills on time? No.
457
00:31:20,538 --> 00:31:22,617
Second time this week
we've almost been caught.
458
00:31:22,618 --> 00:31:24,439
You don't think we're
one of those couples who, y'know?
459
00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:26,701
Get off on danger? Nah.
460
00:31:28,259 --> 00:31:31,338
In fact, it makes me
even more frustrated.
461
00:31:31,339 --> 00:31:33,097
I want to do normal things.
462
00:31:33,098 --> 00:31:37,099
Why don't we, then? Tonight.
Grand Hotel. Meal, get drunk.
463
00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:40,378
It's weird, isn't it?
464
00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:43,098
It just... feels right.
465
00:31:43,099 --> 00:31:47,099
Yeah. It does that.
466
00:31:48,579 --> 00:31:50,339
- Everything good?
- Yeah.
467
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,378
Yeah, yeah. Never been better.
468
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:57,379
OK, so we have lift off.
469
00:31:59,099 --> 00:32:00,938
Oh, come on!
470
00:32:01,151 --> 00:32:02,591
Oh!
471
00:32:15,961 --> 00:32:19,961
Just another hour
and we're in the clear.
472
00:32:20,201 --> 00:32:22,799
You're really into all this,
aren't you?
473
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,679
The school, the way the kids
look up to you, the teachers.
474
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,319
It's called
protecting your investment.
475
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,879
You sure that's all it is?
476
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,479
Course I'm fuckin' sure.
477
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,639
These corridors are paved with gold
478
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,401
and it's all going
straight into my pocket.
479
00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:38,000
All right.
480
00:32:38,001 --> 00:32:40,361
If anyone's too into this,
it's your Dom.
481
00:32:40,362 --> 00:32:44,361
Yeah. A real showman, that one.
482
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:48,921
He just loves pretending
to be somebody else.
483
00:32:56,761 --> 00:32:59,399
Is there a union
we can join or something?
484
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,681
Lil, you do realise
we're not real teachers, right?
485
00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:06,681
You might not be a real teacher.
486
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,379
Pizza? Really?
487
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,380
Well, it covers four of the...
488
00:33:22,381 --> 00:33:24,499
Stop babbling.
489
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,379
You're getting a pass.
490
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,698
A weak one with notes in the margin
but it's still a pass.
491
00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:32,140
I've always tried to maintain
the highest standards.
492
00:33:32,141 --> 00:33:36,140
The less you speak,
the better it'll be for everybody.
493
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,699
Oh, shite!
494
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,460
Get out! Get out!
495
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,938
We shouldn't be exposed
to these kinds of things.
496
00:34:41,939 --> 00:34:44,780
We're fuckin' courtesans,
ladies of pleasure.
497
00:34:44,781 --> 00:34:48,780
Fire! Fire! Coming through! Fire!
498
00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:58,140
What was that? Al-Qaeda or
the fucking paddies starting up?
499
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:17,259
Let Hercules himself do what he may.
500
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:19,139
The cat will mew
501
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:23,140
and dog will have his day.
502
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:27,139
That is from Hamlet
503
00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:31,232
and it means you are all
in a hell a lot of trouble!
504
00:35:40,161 --> 00:35:41,920
I feel sorry for you.
505
00:35:41,921 --> 00:35:45,361
You went to all that effort
to set up those microwaves,
506
00:35:45,362 --> 00:35:47,360
the cans in them...
507
00:35:47,361 --> 00:35:49,080
big boom...
508
00:35:49,081 --> 00:35:52,280
and you didn't even scratch me.
509
00:35:52,281 --> 00:35:56,281
I mean, that's pathetic.
510
00:35:57,041 --> 00:36:00,320
There are kids your age
in Sierra Leone,
511
00:36:00,321 --> 00:36:04,321
with AK-47s and twice the balls
you'll ever have!
512
00:36:05,441 --> 00:36:08,119
You know,
when I first heard about you,
513
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,121
I thought "Maybe here's a lad who's
going to show me something new.
514
00:36:13,521 --> 00:36:17,521
"Something interesting.
Maybe he'll even surprise me."
515
00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:23,681
But you can't, can you, Adam?
Because you're mediocre.
516
00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:27,918
And you always will be.
517
00:36:35,718 --> 00:36:39,718
So how does it feel?
Now you've spoken to dad.
518
00:36:40,358 --> 00:36:44,358
Yeah, great. Like, y'know,
a weight off my mind.
519
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:50,078
No, I can't do this, Kas.
I didn't feel a thing.
520
00:36:50,278 --> 00:36:52,918
I'm a bad person -
this was a mistake.
521
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,597
Jamie...
522
00:36:54,598 --> 00:36:55,716
I've done time in jail,
523
00:36:55,717 --> 00:36:58,516
I've been involved in shit that
would turn your shite white.
524
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,156
You're clever, you're driven,
525
00:37:00,157 --> 00:37:01,996
you've got this great kid
who's all sorted.
526
00:37:01,997 --> 00:37:04,718
I'm just a fuck-up.
It's not funny, it's...
527
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,437
Jamie.
528
00:37:07,438 --> 00:37:11,438
I lied to you.
Dad's ashes weren't scattered here.
529
00:37:13,918 --> 00:37:15,398
Then where are they scattered?
530
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,398
Dunno. I don't even know where
they are.
531
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,118
Left 'em in the back of a taxi
when I was doing a runner.
532
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:22,917
Why?
533
00:37:22,918 --> 00:37:25,276
Well, because it was eight quid
fifty and I only had
534
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,918
a fiver on me and you know
they always fiddle the meter anyway.
535
00:37:27,919 --> 00:37:31,918
Why did you tell me they were here?
Acting all serious...
536
00:37:33,758 --> 00:37:36,158
Because I thought
that's what you wanted.
537
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:39,877
I'm only here because I thought
it's what you wanted!
538
00:37:39,878 --> 00:37:43,878
Mate... I'm a fuck up too.
Not just losing Dad's ashes.
539
00:37:45,718 --> 00:37:48,117
I mean, I've been bankrupt.
540
00:37:48,118 --> 00:37:52,118
And Tam, well they gave him
a little holiday from school
541
00:37:53,718 --> 00:37:56,638
for sending photos of his cock
to the English teacher!
542
00:37:59,158 --> 00:38:03,158
Looks like he's just shown it
to my missus.
543
00:38:10,878 --> 00:38:14,277
The point is - fucking up happens.
544
00:38:14,278 --> 00:38:18,156
And I figure, two brothers,
walking around acting all serious
545
00:38:18,157 --> 00:38:20,878
trying to make the other one
feel better...
546
00:38:20,879 --> 00:38:24,878
well, it can't all be bad, right?
547
00:38:28,078 --> 00:38:32,078
You really are a fuck up.
548
00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:43,838
Fight, fight, fight!
549
00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:52,558
Listen, you can't blame Banbury
for this. He let a kid come back.
550
00:38:53,238 --> 00:38:55,717
Teachers walked out.
551
00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:58,517
Look. I'm going to be nice
552
00:38:58,518 --> 00:39:02,077
and save you the trouble of a
beautiful speech.
553
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:06,078
Some wonderful oration to
melt my heart and stay my pen.
554
00:39:07,838 --> 00:39:11,838
It's not going to happen.
There are rules!
555
00:39:12,198 --> 00:39:14,717
Regulations!
556
00:39:14,718 --> 00:39:16,837
Correct ways of doing things.
557
00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:20,357
He touched me!
558
00:39:20,682 --> 00:39:21,721
What?!
559
00:39:21,722 --> 00:39:25,041
Him. He touched me.
In my private area.
560
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,641
In the toilets.
561
00:39:26,642 --> 00:39:30,642
This is ridiculous!
Obviously just another set-up.
562
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,561
Nothing to do with me.
563
00:39:32,562 --> 00:39:34,600
Nobody is going to believe him.
564
00:39:34,601 --> 00:39:37,920
All allegations of abuse must be
dealt with seriously.
565
00:39:37,921 --> 00:39:41,200
If the child is in immediate trouble
the police should be called.
566
00:39:41,201 --> 00:39:45,002
Otherwise it must be taken to
the council Children's Services.
567
00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:46,481
These are the rules,
568
00:39:46,482 --> 00:39:50,482
the regulations... the correct
way of doing things.
569
00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:52,840
I'm sure your name will be cleared.
570
00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:56,762
Family, friends, colleagues won't
ever think less of you.
571
00:39:56,763 --> 00:40:00,762
No nagging doubts.
Smoke without fire, so to speak.
572
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,521
Are you threatening me?
573
00:40:05,522 --> 00:40:07,721
Offering you a solution, love.
574
00:40:07,722 --> 00:40:11,120
One word in this kid's ear
and he'll keep his trap shut.
575
00:40:11,121 --> 00:40:14,360
I'll make sure the teachers come
back, the world keeps turning,
576
00:40:14,361 --> 00:40:18,362
and you can wheel on in next week,
full inspection, proper this time.
577
00:40:20,642 --> 00:40:22,600
You've no justification for this.
578
00:40:22,601 --> 00:40:24,680
I am here to make sure
the school runs properly.
579
00:40:24,681 --> 00:40:28,682
Believe me, I give more of a shite
about this place than anyone else.
580
00:40:29,082 --> 00:40:31,081
You have my word on that.
581
00:40:31,082 --> 00:40:35,082
Your word?!
I don't even know what you are!
582
00:40:35,722 --> 00:40:39,722
I'm Mrs Tutton. Head of the PTA.
583
00:40:52,922 --> 00:40:56,922
OK. That got my attention.
584
00:40:57,482 --> 00:41:00,801
Now go away
and ask about the Maguire family.
585
00:41:00,802 --> 00:41:04,802
Look 'em up online.
Have a read, have a think.
586
00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:10,002
Could always use someone like you.
When you get out.
587
00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:13,042
Because the way you're going now,
588
00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:17,042
it's Borstal, then Strangeways,
then a life pissed away!
589
00:41:20,202 --> 00:41:24,202
And I'd hate to see that happen.
590
00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,800
You can take those glasses off now.
591
00:41:33,801 --> 00:41:35,962
Oh, I like them,
makes me look intellectual,
592
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:38,201
even more intellectual.
593
00:41:38,202 --> 00:41:42,202
We can nip away every so often.
Be someone else, like we were today.
594
00:41:42,482 --> 00:41:44,841
So we'd lie about who we are...
595
00:41:44,842 --> 00:41:48,842
"Lie" is a bit strong. It's more
like... we'd have secret identities.
596
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:55,681
Don't you think
if we have to work that hard to try
597
00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:58,680
and hide something,
well then there's a bigger
598
00:41:58,681 --> 00:42:00,522
problem at the heart of it all?
599
00:42:00,523 --> 00:42:04,522
Let he who is without sin cast
the first stone.
600
00:42:11,482 --> 00:42:13,601
I'll give you that, Dom,
601
00:42:13,602 --> 00:42:17,602
you always manage to find faith
somewhere.
602
00:42:26,922 --> 00:42:30,922
Come on.
603
00:42:32,522 --> 00:42:35,081
This was
604
00:42:35,082 --> 00:42:37,401
a fucking disaster...
605
00:42:37,402 --> 00:42:40,920
Oh, come on, Russell. You've got
another shot at the inspection.
606
00:42:40,921 --> 00:42:44,922
Adam Wiggins is out your hair, and
all the teachers are back on Monday.
607
00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:55,042
I believe there's something
you want to say to me.
608
00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:03,762
Thank you, Mrs Tutton.
609
00:43:13,922 --> 00:43:16,922
'Maybe the thing about our secret
identities is that they might
610
00:43:16,923 --> 00:43:19,121
'be hidden to ourselves.'
611
00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:22,241
Oh - you remind me of that fella.
612
00:43:22,242 --> 00:43:23,961
Who's that? James Bond?
613
00:43:23,962 --> 00:43:25,361
No, the other one.
614
00:43:25,362 --> 00:43:26,922
Simon Templar. The Saint?
615
00:43:26,923 --> 00:43:30,922
Hurricane Higgins.
616
00:43:32,642 --> 00:43:36,642
'Like the man who discovered the
simple joys of a hard day's work.'
617
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:44,041
On the house.
618
00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:45,641
Oh, cheers.
619
00:43:45,642 --> 00:43:48,920
Eh, you did good today, kid.
They'll be calling this place
620
00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:50,322
St Mimi's before too long.
621
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,682
Shut up.
622
00:43:57,642 --> 00:44:01,642
Just do half this time, eh?
623
00:44:01,802 --> 00:44:03,282
'Or the woman who found her place
624
00:44:03,283 --> 00:44:06,361
'a million miles from where
she expected it.
625
00:44:06,362 --> 00:44:08,640
'That's a million miles
metaphorically.
626
00:44:08,641 --> 00:44:11,162
'Obviously. Not like she went
to outer space. Y'know,
627
00:44:11,163 --> 00:44:12,641
'Mars or something.
628
00:44:12,642 --> 00:44:15,480
'Or the boy who grew up
and found a brother that he had
629
00:44:15,481 --> 00:44:17,802
'more in common with that he'd
ever have realised.'
630
00:44:17,803 --> 00:44:20,082
There's room for one more, mate.
631
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:28,162
Cheers, mate. Nice to meet you.
632
00:44:32,922 --> 00:44:36,922
'And the man who found love,
found a purpose in life.'
633
00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:42,360
'Had searched for God
in the strangest of places,
634
00:44:42,361 --> 00:44:46,362
'but found it in her crooked smile,
her dolphin blue eyes,
635
00:44:46,522 --> 00:44:50,522
'the way her hair hung upon
her face...'
636
00:44:54,002 --> 00:44:58,002
'But didn't realise that wasn't
who he was at all.'
637
00:45:00,402 --> 00:45:02,481
Are you waiting for someone?
638
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:05,402
'He was just a man,
waiting for the girl he loved...'
639
00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:06,881
No.
640
00:45:06,882 --> 00:45:10,841
'..Who was never going to show.'
641
00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:13,680
'And she told herself that
this was for the best.
642
00:45:13,681 --> 00:45:16,762
'That leaving was the only thing
she could do.
643
00:45:16,763 --> 00:45:20,161
'She would be just be Gloria again.
644
00:45:20,162 --> 00:45:21,781
'Somewhere else.'
645
00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:49,031
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646
00:46:03,305 --> 00:46:06,184
Come on, Frank! Come back out!
647
00:46:06,268 --> 00:46:07,667
Frank!
648
00:46:07,668 --> 00:46:11,668
OK.
649
00:46:12,108 --> 00:46:16,108
OK.
650
00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:24,948
Ahh, you fuckin'
parasite, you war criminal!
651
00:46:30,828 --> 00:46:34,028
Fuck it.
Let's have another go on the swing.
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