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Hey, I'm Trey Jordan, you know the super
mega extraordinary movie star,
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spectacular actor from the TV show TCS
with Trey Jordan.
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Welcome to my crib.
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See this staircase right here? This is
from my mega hit movie Freaky Ass
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Frankenstein. It was shot right here on
the staircase.
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Oh! And these staircases, you see this
railing?
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This used to be Tyler Perry's.
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Stolen.
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Come check out my other rooms.
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This here is for my proceeds.
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I bought this table with the money I
made for my hit movie, Little Black
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Cracker Ass Parent.
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Coming to a theater near you.
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Mommy. See what's in my fridge.
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Who wants Chinese?
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How we doing?
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Damn, I'm ready.
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We eating.
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Hey, who wants Kristoff?
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This is where all the magic happens.
Right here.
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Really. I stole this from Chris Angel.
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Fuck you, Chris Angel.
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Welcome to my master bath.
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This is it, y 'all. This is where it
goes down.
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I had this shower installed.
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You know, when I go out on the club and
I bring home my dirt.
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take them in and I clean them up before
I take the clothes off.
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Tell me I'm dirty.
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Y 'all remember this?
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I know y 'all remember this. In that PCS
comedy sketch.
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Black to the Future.
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Great Scott, Marty. We've got to go
black to the future.
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Holy shit. I got to get black to the
future.
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Did you check the flux cablacator?
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Y 'all remember this?
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That's right, when I played the Black
Roddy Dangerfield in a PCS sketch,
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at School, media's always giving me shit
all the time about Black this, Black
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that in my sketches.
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They didn't like Black Zorro, they
didn't like Caddy Black 1, they didn't
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Caddy Black 2, Black Flipper, and they
didn't like Black Enthusiasm.
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That's why I took a moment for my people
to make a special service announcement.
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Black people, stop stealing!
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Y 'all want to see my big brown cotton,
don't you?
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It's sweet, delicious, and it's made of
Swiss chocolate.
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See this right here? This is the cheese
wood gift that came from Jake Donaghy,
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the king of the network.
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When TCS was number one, we ain't number
one no more.
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We're not even number 201, I don't
think.
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People getting us back.
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How is my sweet pene gigante con nero
doing?
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I'm confused, Alicia.
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It means big cock with money, but it was
much funnier when I thought it than
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when I said it out loud.
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For the life of me, I cannot figure out
what my network comedy sketch bill needs
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to stoke the ratings.
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I already hired an erratic black star.
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What else can be done?
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Well, how about I stroke your ratings?
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Until they grow.
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Karina.
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You always make me feel better.
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Oh, baby.
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Let me fuck your beautiful breasts,
baby.
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Your hot, young tits.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, God, that looks good.
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Oh.
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Yes, baby.
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Feels so good.
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Oh, God.
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I'm glad you like it. Oh, God, baby.
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Tits are so soft.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, no, don't come yet.
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Oh, God, that's beautiful, baby.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my executive dick, baby.
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You make life worth living, baby.
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Suck that big dick, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm your boss, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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So tight, baby. How does it stay so
tight?
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You're such a fucking hero. How does it
stay so fucking tight?
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You fuck everybody, don't you think?
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Everybody.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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You like my cock inside you, baby?
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I like your cock and sweat in my mouth.
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Yeah? You want my cock and sweat in your
mouth, baby? Yeah.
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All right, taste your cock, baby. Come
on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, baby.
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Suck that dick.
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Oh, yeah, baby, you know how to do it,
don't you?
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Don't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Put those beautiful hands on my dick.
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Yeah, you're so hot. You're so fucking
hot.
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Yeah.
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You juicy, sexy bitch.
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Take good care of me.
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Make love to Michael.
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cunt on my dick, baby.
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Taste your cunt on my fucking dick.
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Come on, baby.
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I want my dick in your mouth.
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I want you to taste what you fucking
taste like, you hot cunt.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Yeah, baby.
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How's that taste, baby?
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Nice, sweet, young, Latina cunt, baby.
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Now you know what I feel like, baby.
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Come on.
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Too bad you can't fuck yourself with
fucking war.
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Yeah, baby.
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Yeah, baby. Suck that dick.
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Grab my balls while you suck my dick.
Come on.
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Sticky cunt on my face, baby. I want to
eat you while you eat me. Come on.
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Come on.
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Feel like a horrible dick, baby.
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Oh,
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baby.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, God, baby. I
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love your cunt. I love that cunt.
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You're fucking hot.
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You're fucking hot. No man could last in
that kind of thing.
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have a job with me, baby.
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Spin on my fucking -
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Just the way I want to fuck you baby.
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Get your beautiful body baby.
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Crazy about you, babe.
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Play with the clip, baby.
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Can you play with the clip for me?
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Play with the fucking clip.
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Don't ever leave me, baby.
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Don't hide your nipples, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. Put them together, baby.
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Oh, God,
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baby.
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Oh, don't hide your nipples, baby.
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any big ideas?
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Will I have sex?
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Ladies and gentlemen, please follow me
on the floor of NSCS TV Studios, home of
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such great programs as America's Next
Topman, according to Himmler, and of
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course the hit sketch comedy show TCS
with Trey Jordan.
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And what luck! It's one of the stars of
TCS, Miss Jenny Marona!
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up in a very small town.
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There was hardships, you know? We had
barber shops, but no bleach.
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Hey, yo, check this shit out.
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Me, me, bop, bop.
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I'm a black robot, motherfucker.
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But, hey, look at me. I'm a black robot,
too.
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Racist.
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Look, it's Mr. Trey Jordan. Sorry, such
a blockbuster movie is that. I'm a black
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cowboy, bitch.
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My crack around gets croaky with it.
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And are we motherfucking married yet?
Thank you. Thank you, Ken.
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All you white people, thank you for
making me so rich.
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See this chain?
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It was Dracula's.
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And here, fans of TCS,
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is the comedy trifecta, Miss Liz Lyman,
the producer.
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Hi, Ken.
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I hope you all enjoy the show.
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Thank you, Miss Lyman. Oh, and a couple
of quick messages for you.
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Your doctor called.
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It's not a growth. It's a small
vibrating rubber toy that must have got
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your vagina.
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It's not.
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It's not.
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Don't judge me.
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You all just paid the tour of my
workplace.
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You should be ashamed.
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Oh, and Miss Linus, by the way, Mr.
Donagree is waiting for you on set.
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And on our right is the bathroom, if
anyone needs to tinkle.
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Don't you think that Welcome Back Hotter
is maybe a little dated for a sketch?
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What are you going to do next?
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Spartacus? Hey, when are we going to
shoot the gay gladiator sketch?
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Did you say something?
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Not a word, sir.
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Listen, I want this sketch comedy show
to be fresh, Lyman.
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Don't you want this show to be fresh?
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I think I've done fresh with keeping it
real and bringing the beat back and
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walking the dinosaur.
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Look, Lyman, you and I aren't so
different.
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Except for maybe your Ross gift card,
which has clearly given you free reign
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buy your entire wardrobe from under a
sign marked discontinued clothing 75 %
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off. We both want this show to succeed.
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And dressing Jenny as Patsy just isn't
going to cut it.
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No, sir.
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No way.
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What do you mean, no way?
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No? You don't want the show to succeed?
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No, you don't want to be like me?
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No, you don't want to stop dressing like
a Walmart greeter?
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Listen, when you brought Trey on the
show, I went with it. When you wanted to
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change the name of the show, I went with
it.
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Whatever you want to do now, I'm not
going with it.
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Well then, you leave me no choice.
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Well, what are you going to do, fire me?
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No.
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I'm going to give Trey a promotion to
executive producer if you don't do this.
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Well, he'll just... He'll just what?
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Lyman, come here.
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Listen, as king of the show... Producer.
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Do so, whatever.
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I want to make a few changes.
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Instead of having a musical guest each
week, I want to have a midget in a clown
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outfit fighting a large dog with
nunchucks.
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I know. I don't think we could do any
more animal sketches.
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Sketch?
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So, what would you like me to do to
freshen up the cell?
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Sex.
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Sex. Believe me, Lyman, sex is what
sells on TV.
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Microwave ovens aren't a different
story.
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You need violence to sell microwaves.
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And that's why I teach you, bitch.
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Welcome, Black Cotter.
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I want you to write a sketch for me
while I'm a cop, okay?
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Getting up at the crack of dawn, putting
on my uniform, never using electricity,
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raising bombs.
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Betray it.
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That's an Amish guy.
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Then who's the ones walking around,
moaning, with their clothes all torn,
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brains? Zombies?
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. A
zombie Amish cop.
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Yeah. Okay?
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Yeah. I have something interesting to
talk to you guys about.
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You're going to Lesbo?
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No, Fred, I'm not going to be a lesbian.
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You're going to try to change everyone's
mind about you?
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What, nobody likes me?
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You're going to get that surgery where
they replace your knees with jet fuel
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rocket knees.
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And when the guys come up and be like,
yo, nice knees, baby, you can be like,
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thanks. And then burn his face off with
your rocket knees.
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It's a cold bitch, Lima.
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Damn.
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What, was it rocket fuel knees? Jake
wants us to add more sex to the show.
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Listen, we can do this as long as we
don't get hacky and we don't write any
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sketch about guys driving around a white
van picking up amateurs, okay?
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Hi, Ms. Lyman. How are you doing today?
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Hi, Ken.
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00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:39,859
What do you want?
255
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,720
I'm going to pick up a pre -taped sketch
for two and a half men and a cup.
256
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:46,400
Rudy has the tape. You can pick it up
from him. Yes, ma 'am.
257
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,980
Okay, so see what you guys can do with
it.
258
00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:12,710
You know, Fred, a great sex sketch
featuring an attractive blonde could
259
00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:14,490
said blonde into the limelight.
260
00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:16,970
Was any of that in English?
261
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:24,610
What I'm saying is, if I were trying to
get my star to rise, a great sketch by a
262
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:27,330
great writer would probably do that for
me.
263
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,570
So now you want to be a comedy writer?
264
00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,710
No. Stay with me here.
265
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,830
Okay. I... You.
266
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:44,490
want me to write me a good sketch so you
can say that you did
267
00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:49,550
it no fuck it i'm just gonna fuck the
shit out of you and you're gonna write
268
00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,790
a good sketch okay
269
00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:10,370
So big and hard in my mouth.
270
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:37,940
Yeah.
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00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
up today.
272
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,780
Mm -hmm. Mm, fucking crutches.
273
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,440
Have a nice big cock.
274
00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:23,410
Just take a seat if you're okay.
275
00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:25,230
Mm -hmm.
276
00:59:25,510 --> 00:59:26,510
Mm -hmm.
277
00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:29,390
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
278
00:59:30,230 --> 00:59:33,970
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
279
00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:36,550
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
280
00:59:36,870 --> 00:59:37,870
Mm -hmm.
281
00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:42,490
Mm
282
00:59:42,490 --> 00:59:51,130
-hmm.
283
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,580
Nice juicy ass.
284
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,880
I hope you're going to make it come
good.
285
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:09,080
I want you to come all over me.
286
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,420
Yeah, come over here.
287
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:14,780
Yeah,
288
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,980
give me all of that pig blood on my ass.
289
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,160
Thank you. I mean, thank you. Thank you
very much, Sherry.
290
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,040
Hey, I have a quick question.
291
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:17,080
How did you get into this business?
292
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,220
Oh, when I was a little girl, I had this
dog named Rafi.
293
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,360
He was an Israeli setter. He was like
gray and white, little dog.
294
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,920
I used to take him for a walk.
295
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:30,580
Yeah, he died a little while ago.
296
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,840
It was pretty sad.
297
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:17,030
Oh shit.
298
01:03:58,510 --> 01:03:59,510
Yeah.
299
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,880
oh yeah
300
01:07:27,630 --> 01:07:28,630
Shit.
301
01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:15,540
like this
302
01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:40,950
Good job, baby.
303
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,620
That's when I got this job.
304
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,000
Yes. Yes, you certainly did.
305
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,780
Well, I just want to say thank you for
that.
306
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:30,320
I really needed it.
307
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:55,760
Hey, Ben.
308
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,800
Danny, what are you doing here? We broke
up like months ago.
309
01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:01,680
Well, I called your cell phone and it
was out of service.
310
01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,360
So I bought you a beeper.
311
01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:08,160
I'm kind of more of a cell phone kind of
girl by now.
312
01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:11,440
What, are you kidding me?
313
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,680
You're dating New York's Prince of
Pagers.
314
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460
You're a beeper royalty.
315
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,900
You're not going to have my princess be
caught with some clunky cell phone.
316
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,660
Well, it actually was pretty compact.
317
01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:24,930
But... Did you just call me princess?
318
01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:26,910
Oh, yes, I did.
319
01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:30,690
You know, you can be quite romantic
sometimes.
320
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:34,190
Does that mean we can bone?
321
01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:37,670
Fine.
322
01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:39,350
Rudy! Rudiger! Get in here.
323
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,290
Whoa, whoa.
324
01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,570
What's this?
325
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,590
Don't worry about it, babe.
326
01:22:45,930 --> 01:22:47,510
It's just for me. No one will ever see
it.
327
01:22:47,970 --> 01:22:49,070
What could possibly go wrong?
328
01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,070
You're okay with it, right?
329
01:25:26,650 --> 01:25:27,650
Yes. Yes.
330
01:26:52,390 --> 01:26:53,390
Fuck yeah.
331
01:27:05,010 --> 01:27:06,010
Fuck.
332
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,200
Yes.
333
01:30:29,809 --> 01:30:30,809
Please.
334
01:30:31,090 --> 01:30:32,510
Oh, you know I want it.
335
01:30:33,230 --> 01:30:34,850
Oh, give it to me.
336
01:30:35,670 --> 01:30:36,670
Oh, fuck.
337
01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:41,090
Yeah.
338
01:30:43,690 --> 01:30:46,250
Fuck yeah.
339
01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:49,410
Oh, I love it.
340
01:30:50,510 --> 01:30:51,510
Yeah.
341
01:30:52,270 --> 01:30:53,270
Yeah.
342
01:30:53,910 --> 01:30:54,910
Like that.
343
01:31:02,890 --> 01:31:04,770
Yes, please smack my ass.
344
01:31:06,490 --> 01:31:07,490
Yes.
345
01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:27,730
That's so fucking good.
346
01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:40,080
God feels so good. Yes.
347
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:45,080
Grab me and fuck me. Just like that. Oh,
yeah.
348
01:31:45,860 --> 01:31:46,860
Oh.
349
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,540
Oh.
350
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:51,080
Oh. Oh. Oh.
351
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,300
Fuck yes.
352
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,740
Yes, yes, yes. Oh.
353
01:32:19,790 --> 01:32:20,790
Fuck, yes.
354
01:32:21,190 --> 01:32:22,190
Yes.
355
01:32:24,790 --> 01:32:25,790
Please,
356
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,570
give it to me.
357
01:32:27,830 --> 01:32:29,370
Give me that fucking cock.
358
01:32:29,650 --> 01:32:30,850
You know I love it.
359
01:32:31,570 --> 01:32:33,070
Oh, I love it.
360
01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:37,310
Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm not going to let you
do this.
361
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:51,840
Oh, fuck yeah.
362
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:01,640
I just need one cup of tea that cups so
much.
363
01:34:50,630 --> 01:34:52,130
Yeah, like that.
364
01:35:01,170 --> 01:35:04,210
Yeah, right there. Nice and fucking
deep.
365
01:35:05,030 --> 01:35:07,870
Yes. Oh, please. Yes.
366
01:35:52,970 --> 01:35:53,969
It's so good.
367
01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:54,970
Yes, right there.
368
01:35:55,610 --> 01:35:57,690
Yes. Oh, I love it.
369
01:35:58,150 --> 01:35:59,710
Oh, fuck yes.
370
01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,910
I want
371
01:36:42,910 --> 01:36:49,930
it
372
01:36:49,930 --> 01:36:50,930
so fucking bad.
373
01:37:30,250 --> 01:37:31,250
Fucking deep.
374
01:38:03,660 --> 01:38:06,460
I fucking love that. Give it to me.
Please.
375
01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:08,039
Oh,
376
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:19,320
God
377
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:24,760
damn it.
378
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,220
Yeah. How'd that feel?
379
01:39:05,900 --> 01:39:06,900
Fucking gun
380
01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:08,440
How's that feel?
381
01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:11,220
Yeah.
382
01:40:13,940 --> 01:40:14,940
Yeah.
383
01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:18,300
Yeah.
384
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,100
Fucking throws me a baton in that cock.
385
01:41:56,970 --> 01:41:57,709
Oh, good.
386
01:41:57,710 --> 01:41:59,390
Oh, fuck yes.
387
01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:54,460
Oh, my God, yes.
388
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:42,440
Yeah, especially halfway through when
you decide to offer me that new deal on
389
01:43:42,440 --> 01:43:43,440
pagers.
390
01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:47,320
No princess of mine is going to pay full
price on pagers.
391
01:44:00,140 --> 01:44:02,560
Hey, Mr. Ruediger, you got that tape Ms.
Lyman asked for?
392
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,800
Yes.
393
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:05,040
Thank you, sir.
394
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:19,100
Welcome to another episode of EPS with
Trey Jordan.
395
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:20,579
That's me.
396
01:44:20,580 --> 01:44:22,440
Now check out this hilarious skit.
397
01:44:24,580 --> 01:44:31,300
I don't know what you're so
398
01:44:31,300 --> 01:44:32,500
upset about, Lyman.
399
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:36,020
The ratings for your show are through
the roof.
400
01:44:36,660 --> 01:44:39,580
And all because you stuck your ass out
for the team.
401
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:42,420
And my boobies are all over television,
sir.
402
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,780
And because of them, your show is a hit.
403
01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:47,160
So embarrassed.
404
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:52,600
Sure, you were howling and panting
hilariously like a rabid dog in heat.
405
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:56,260
But the point is, you took one for the
team.
406
01:44:56,780 --> 01:45:01,360
And as hilarious as it was, I will
forever respect you for that.
407
01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,960
Yeah, that was real noble of me.
408
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,960
What? I'm sorry, I was just listening to
someone else.
409
01:45:07,480 --> 01:45:08,438
Someone else?
410
01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:10,780
There's no one else in this room except
me and Ken.
411
01:45:11,380 --> 01:45:12,380
Thank you.
412
01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:15,020
And please come back to see me again
soon, Lyman.
413
01:45:20,829 --> 01:45:24,090
Ken, good job on that little tape mix
-up.
414
01:45:28,050 --> 01:45:33,630
Thank you, Mr. Donoghue. You keep this
up, and one day, you'll make Senior
415
01:45:35,650 --> 01:45:37,450
Wow. Me?
416
01:45:38,470 --> 01:45:39,550
Senior Page.
417
01:45:42,150 --> 01:45:43,150
Senior Page!
418
01:45:45,790 --> 01:45:47,250
Hello, my little flour tortilla.
419
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:54,340
You're so powerful now that you've
gotten your promotion, and you just
420
01:45:54,340 --> 01:45:55,340
town from El Cuapo.
421
01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:58,180
Please, take this taco, and our bodies
are durable.
422
01:49:59,060 --> 01:50:00,060
That's a good pitch.
423
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,280
I like you.
424
01:56:12,650 --> 01:56:13,650
Come sit right there.
425
01:56:14,110 --> 01:56:17,510
Yeah. And you, come sit right over
there.
426
01:56:17,910 --> 01:56:18,910
Yeah.
427
01:58:39,210 --> 01:58:40,210
Bye.
428
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:34,000
I love you.
429
02:16:59,690 --> 02:17:00,950
Good job, Senor Pig!
430
02:19:32,200 --> 02:19:37,480
From the makers of the hit TV show TCS
with Trey Jordan comes a whole new spin
431
02:19:37,480 --> 02:19:38,480
-off series.
432
02:19:59,020 --> 02:20:01,800
Amish zombie cop starring Trey Jordan.
433
02:20:06,420 --> 02:20:10,280
Not today, copper.
434
02:20:14,400 --> 02:20:21,260
You can run, but you
435
02:20:21,260 --> 02:20:24,280
can't hide from the Amish zombie cop.
436
02:20:33,210 --> 02:20:35,330
Jackson, it's a good day to be a cop.
437
02:20:41,510 --> 02:20:44,110
You'll serve up justice without a brain.
438
02:20:53,530 --> 02:20:55,410
You'll eat your brains, Job 30.
439
02:20:56,470 --> 02:20:57,890
You're playing around, Jackson.
440
02:21:04,910 --> 02:21:05,910
electricity, sucker.
441
02:21:11,850 --> 02:21:14,170
I'm the zombie cop always gets his man.
442
02:21:17,510 --> 02:21:24,090
He likes brains, justice, and raising
443
02:21:24,090 --> 02:21:25,090
bars.
444
02:21:38,600 --> 02:21:39,600
Amish zombie cop.
445
02:21:41,100 --> 02:21:46,820
Amish zombie
446
02:21:46,820 --> 02:21:48,400
cop.
447
02:21:52,660 --> 02:21:57,980
When his partner dies, Amish zombie cop
vows revenge.
448
02:22:38,000 --> 02:22:41,620
I'm a zombie cop coming this fall.
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