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Ah, Kitty. Making
brownies for breakfast?

No. Brownies have too much
sugar to be a healthy breakfast.

Here, have some
Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles.

Uh, Mrs. Forman, can I borrow
your curling iron?

I was gonna borrow Donna's,
but hers smells like potatoes.

It wasn't my fault. My dad
used it to make curly fries.

Well, I wanna look
good for my first

full day of work
at the TV station.

I wanna look super pretty,
so that co-workers won't mind

when I stab them in the back.

You could try my hairstyling
technique. Wake up, remove pillow.

You know, I am
just so excited for you,

working for TV's
Christine St. George.

She is my hero. She's
amazing, she's talented...

She's the devil.

She seems sweet to me.

Last week,
she was having a lot of fun

with this dog that
could say, "Christine."

It sounded like,
"Wrureen."

It was pretty good.

Okay. Rumor has it that as
soon as the cameras went off,

she had that dog neutered.

Well, I just cannot believe
that a woman who makes

her own potpourri
could be that bad.

Now, if you're
still nervous about her,

just do what I did when I
first started at the hospital.

Kitty, I don't think she is
allowed to bring Kahlua to work.

No, you just... You bring in some
treats and put them on your desk.

That's what I did
with my awful boss.

Now he loves me,
he weighs 300 pounds

and he sweats when
he ties his shoes.

I win.

Here, take some brownies.

Thanks. Well, I guess
it's true what they say.

Keep your friends close
and your enemies fat.

You know, if you want to
impress them, do a good job.

If your job is making coffee,
make coffee.

If your job is answering
phones, answer phones.

If your job is
sharpening pencils...

Get a new job,
'cause that one blows.

You know what? At this point, I'll try
anything 'cause Christine is a bitch.

You know,
that is a double standard.

Why is it okay for a man
to be a hard ass boss

but when a woman is,
she's labelled a bitch?

Because Christine's a bitch.

Good morning, Jackie.

How are you enjoying
your time behind the scenes

at the fifth largest
TV market in Wisconsin?

I don't know. I'm working
pretty hard. Well, good.

Oh, here are your messages,
Miss St. George.

Great.
And, uh, I also made

a new fresh pot of coffee.
Wonderful.

And I sharpened
the pencils on your desk.

You... Are you
a complete moron?

Those pencils were a gift
from Jane Pauley.

Well, they still say,
"Love and kisses, Jane Pau."

How would you like it if I
ruined something of yours?

That was your mug.

My Ted Koppel mug!

Listen, my job as TV
host is to be happy.

And your job is
to keep me happy.

You screw up one more time
and you're out of here.

Okay, everybody,
let's do a super good show.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Why is there no orange juice
in my mini-fridge?

I'll stock you right now.

No, dear.

That would be
the answer to the question,

"When are you
going to stock it?"

My question was,
"Why is it empty?"

Um, brownie?

I want my orange juice.
I don't want your leftovers.

Do I look like
a homeless person to you?

Oh, oh! All I wanted you to
do was just to try a brownie.

Oh, all right, you big baby.
I'll have one of your brownies.

Hmm, this is pretty good.

Really?
Mmm-hmm.

Well, thank you.

All right, well, I also made
up your schedule for tomorrow.

Oh, did you? Good.

Oh, good job. Oh, yeah.

Really?
Mmm-hmm.

Great. Okay, well,

they canceled your appearance
with the boy who fell down the well.

Ah, thank God.

Why are we celebrating that?

The boy is just clumsy.

Listen. I'm sorry
I yelled at you earlier.

Oh, you must think
I'm a complete psycho.

It was completely my fault.

I should have just
moved out of the way

when you threw
that script at me.

No, no, not at all,
because if you had,

the script would have gone
flying right past you

and might have hit
somebody important.

What are you listening to?

Nothing.

Hyde is always giving me crap
about my poofy hair,

so I use these sweet babies
to hold it down.

Oh, my God, look at David Bowie.

He's got a nicer ass then I do.

Randy, this is
where you disagree.

I'd like to Donna, but he's wearing
a dress. You're wearing jeans.

I'm very confused.

All right. I gotta go to work, but
before I do, I have to do one thing.

Ha ha!
Re-poofed your hair.

Hey, Randy, can you help
that chick sitting on the couch?

Oh, wait. That's you.

Guys, who put a sandwich
in the cash register?

You can pay for
things with sandwiches?

Hello, Hawaii.

I did that, Hyde. Sorry, man, but
I've been a little scatterbrained lately.

It's true,

because I remember
when I first met you,

I thought,
"That guy is focused."

Yeah. You know, you've been
acting kind of weird even for you.

Are you sober?

No. Aquarius.

So what's wrong?

I got a crush on someone, but
I don't know what to do about it.

It's been all long time
since I've wooed a lady.

First off, nobody uses the
phrase "woo a lady" anymore.

That's why the girl
at The Hub slapped me.

No, man,
she slapped you because you

grabbed her ass and
yelled "Whoo! A lady!"

Mrs. Forman,
your brownies saved my life.

Christine was
yelling at me all morning,

but then I gave her
one of your brownies

and then she started liking me.

Oh, I don't believe
that for a minute.

I could eat a whole tray of those
brownies and I still wouldn't like you.

Red, television's
Christine St. George

loves my brownies.
This is so exciting.

I am in a famous person's
stomach right now.

Okay, well, I need some more for
tomorrow, so could you make some?

Oh. I just, um... I just put Red's
chicken pot pie in the oven, so...

Here, honey.
Eat around the chicken.

It's probably
loaded with bacteria.

All right, Leo. The problem
that most guys have

when they're picking up chicks
is they over think things.

So you should be fine.

All you have to say to a
lady is, "Come here often?"

If she says no, grab her ass.

You know she
won't be coming back,

so you won't have
to see her again.

No. Look, I got an idea.

Pretend we're at a bar and
the three of us are foxy ladies.

Oh, I'm a recent
college graduate

with big boobs and
an urge to explore.

I'll show Daddy.

Okay, now,
try to pick one of us up.

What are you doing, man?

You looked the lightest.

All right, put me down.

Okay.
You're dumb and lazy.

Oh, there's my lady.

Excuse me,
you're blocking the aisle.

Hey.

Hi, Leo.

Come here often?

Wow, JJ.
Seven yo-yos at one time?

I guess an act like that really
has its ups and downs, huh?

I'm so glad I
fought for my country

so that grown man
could play with his yo-yo.

Oh, shushy-shushy,
grumpety-grump.

Now, before we go,
I'd like to introduce

the newest family member
of What's Up Wisconsin.

She's my assistant.
She's Jackie Burkhart.

Come on, honey.
Come on in here.

Oh, my God, I'm on TV.

Well, for all of you
watching in black and white,

I am wearing a navy twin set, and
my eye shadow is periwinkle blue.

Holy macaroni! It's Jackie!
I know someone who's on TV!

What do you know!
It really is an idiot box.

Jackie brings me
the most delicious brownies.

Brownies.
Red, those are my brownies.

Oh, they look so
much bigger on TV.

So moist, you don't even
have to drink milk with them.

No milk! That is the highest
compliment a brownie can have.

Now, Jackie darling, I must
know where you got them.

From me!
She got them from me!

Got them?
I made them. Myself.

What?

It's an old
Burkhart family recipe.

You lying little midget!

This might be a bad time to ask,

but are you gonna start
getting lunch together?

I can't believe Leo likes me.

I feel like I'm
back in the third grade

and the slow kid who picks his
nose just gave me a valentine.

See, that is what you get
for leading Leo on

with your tight
jeans and your heaving

chest and your
large bedroom window.

You know, there's a good chance

Leo will forget
this whole thing.

Just like he forgot that
other thing. The sixties.

Well, what am I gonna do?
I mean,

I don't wanna hurt his feelings.

Donna, I know this is weird for
you, but you have to remember,

it is hilarious for us.

I think you and Leo could be
great together. I can see it now.

I have to go talk to him.
I ain't havin' no Leo baby.

Whoa! Mrs. Forman,
you gotta help me.

I need another batch of
brownies and I need them bad.

Okay. First,
preheat the oven to 350,

then stick your head inside

and bake the lies out of
your lying mouth, you little liar!

Please, it's the only thing that
keeps Christine off my back.

I'm gonna lose my job.
Please, you've gotta help me.

Please.

Oh, that is so fake.

Oh, damn. Fine. I'm sorry.

Look, Christine
caught me off guard.

I was on TV.
I didn't know what to say.

How about Kitty Forman
baked the brownies?

See how easy that was?
I can even say it backwards.

Brownies the baked Forman Kitty.

Okay, okay, you're right.

But now I'm in too deep,
so I am begging you.

Please, could you just make
some more brownies?

Drop it, Jackie.
I am not gonna let you

continue to take credit
for all of my hard work.

What if I take you
to the studio and

introduce you to
Christine St. George?

I'll get the eggs.
You grease the pan.

Hyde, I thought you said Leo
was supposed to be here today.

Yeah. I put him
on the schedule,

which means he is
either on his way in,

or on his way to San Francisco
to see the Dead show.

I just wanna get this over
with. It's gonna be so hard.

Donna, I know how you
must feel. Soft and smooth.

There's my girl.

Hi, Leo.

Leo, you didn't have
to get me chocolates.

Chocolates?
That's my lunch.

Leo, look. I'm really
flattered that you like me,

but I can't be your girlfriend.

Is it because I'm black?

You're not black.

So, it's not that then. I know
what it is. You like that Randy guy.

What? No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

So I think maybe it's best
if we stop seeing each other.

Wait a minute, you're
breaking up with me?

I'm sorry, but I just
can't date a racist.

So, man, how did it go?

He thinks I like Randy.
Can you believe that?

Donna. Leo has never been
right about anything in his life.

Except for the fact
that you're into Randy.

What are you talking about?

Hi, Randy.
I like music. Do you like music too?

Shut up.

Look
at my butt. I made it just for you.

You are so far off.

Come on, man. You're in
the store more than I am.

You giggle at
everything he says.

You guys are like a bad Carpenters
song. Or like any Carpenters song.

Okay. Fine. Maybe I
like him a little bit.

But if you tell anyone I
will freakin' kick your ass.

You bitch.

So, Leo. You're single
again. You gonna be okay?

Yeah. I've already got my eye
on somebody better.

Excuse me.

Hey, come here often?

Join us tomorrow as
we examine the pain

suffered by a local family
from religious prejudice.

And Sparky, the water-skiing
squirrel, will be here too.

Until then, What's Up Wisconsin?

Oh, Miss St. George,
that was a great show.

Oh, thank you.
Um, you know what?

I would love for you to meet
one of your biggest fans.

Uh, this is Kitty Forman.

Hello.
Christine.

Oh, it is such
an honor to meet you.

You look so much
taller in person.

Of course, we only
have a 19-inch TV set.

Okay. I also brought
you some brownies.

Oh, isn't that wonderful of her?

You know, Jackie, I was
thinking that on tomorrow's show

you and I might
make these brownies.

You know, you'd stir the eggs and
I'd come up with some funny yolks.

A cooking segment?

Oh, that is just... That is
just my dream come true.

For you.

Oh, Miss St. George, I
have to tell you something.

I didn't bake the
brownies. Kitty did.

Who's Kitty, dear?

Um, that's me.

Oh. Well, good for you.

Would you, uh, give me just
a moment with my assistant?

Oh, of course.
Thank you.

Okay, would it be okay if I just
sat in your chair for a minute?

Oh sure. My fake
casa is your fake casa.

Okay, Miss St. George,
I'm really sorry.

No.

What you showed me just now

proves that you are a sweet,
honest, young woman.

And that crap will get you
nowhere in show business.

So what? I'm supposed
to lie and cheat

and take credit for
other people's work?

That's how I paid
for my Mercedes.

You can't be afraid to be tough.

Oh, I'm tough.
I'm very, very tough.

People always say
what a bitch I am.

Well, for your sake,
I hope they're right.

Now, please. Get this
crazy lady off my set.

Coming up next, a potato chip
that looks like Henry Kissinger.

See if you can find that potato
chip. It sounds fascinating.

Before we bring on
the tap-dancing parrot,

I have a correction
to make from yesterday's show.

Red. She's gonna say
my name. Are you taping it?

Do you know how
to use the machine?

Yes, I know how
to use the machine.

Those brownies I so
enjoyed were made by

the talented and
lovely Kitty Forshack.

Forshack?

No, no, that doesn't sound
right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.

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