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Hyde, new releases just
arrived at the store.
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Oh! Is that Abba?
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Oh, cool!
I love the Talking Heads.
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They have a girl in
the band and she's like
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a real musician who doesn't
have to use her sex appeal.
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Although it wouldn't kill her
to put on some lipstick.
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Maybe pop a few zits. I mean,
you're on stage for God's sake!
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My band has a girl in it too and
we totally respect her as a musician.
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A musician with
really big boobs.
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Hey, you know what they
should have? An all-girl band.
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Except instead of
playing instruments,
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they just dance
around and make out.
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You know, you and Karen
could totally hit it off.
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My band and I are heading up to
my parents' cabin this weekend,
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if you wanna come.
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Oh, well, my dad
asked me to shave a "G"
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into his back for
the Packers game.
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So yes, I would love to come.
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Ooh, Barry Manilow. All right,
Randy, here's what I want you to do.
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Take this record,
go back to the store.
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Anybody looks like a Manilow
fan, chuck it at their head.
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Even better, I'll
throw it at their crotch.
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We don't want those
people reproducing.
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So, Donna. Sounds good.
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You and Randy in a cabin.
Breathing in the fresh mountain air.
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Having sex.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you see, when a boy likes
a girl, the boy gets the girl drunk...
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Hyde.
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That's not gonna happen.
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He's not into me like that and he
knows I'm getting over a break-up.
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Come on, man. Don't
you know how guys think?
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Not really.
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The only guy I have
ever been with was Eric,
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and as far as I know,
a typical guy's thoughts are,
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"Who would win in a fight?
Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
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All right. Here's what
a typical guy thinks about.
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Sex, beer and pinball.
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Now, if a guy can have sex while
drinking beer on a pinball machine,
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well, that's the beautiful
story of how I met my wife.
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Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch,
my unemployed roommate.
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What would you
like to mooch today?
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My cheese puffs?
My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
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Fez, I want to find work,
but it's really hard.
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I spent all morning going
to every store in the mall.
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And when I find the right
outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.
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Fez! I look fantastic!
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You know, I always give
credit where credit is due.
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So thank you, God, for
my fantastic bone structure!
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So, Christine,
what's on the agenda
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for my favorite
local talk show host?
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I mean besides
looking Fez-tastic.
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Well, today I'm off to the zoo.
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It seems a baby
elephant is being born.
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And I want to be
the first thing it sees,
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so it knows there's beauty
in this ugly world.
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Well, for my money,
nothing beats the time
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you rode along with cops and
stopped the liquor store hold-up.
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Well, I got lucky then.
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The day before's show I
learned to do the flamenco.
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And as it turns out, a high
dance kick doubles beautifully
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for a knock-out
blow to the face.
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Ciao, darling!
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I love it when
she says, "Ciao."
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It's like she's made up a
whole new way to say goodbye.
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Was that
Christine St. George?
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She's my idol! That's who
I should be working for!
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We could co-anchor What's
Up Wisconsin together!
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Oh, I could just picture it!
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I'm Christine St. George.
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And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
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And it's time to ask,
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What's Up Wisconsin?
What's Up Wisconsin?
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Coming up today,
war, famine, disease.
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But first, our top story. Jackie
St. Jackie is spectacular!
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And in sports today,
I'm gorgeous!
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Oh, this just in. Jackie St.
Jackie is the greatest girl ever!
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I am!
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I know!
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Jackie St. Jackie? I got breaking
news. You're freaking nuts!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, Jackie, you're watching
Christine St. George. I just love her!
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The other day she had
a tiger cub on her show.
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It was just the sweetest thing
you ever saw!
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Right up until it
mauled the weather man.
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Yeah, but he
probably deserved it.
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He looks like he
smells like ham.
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Oh, but you know what?
Christine handled it perfectly.
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She distracted the tiger with
the food critic's lamb chop
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and then she made a tourniquet
out of her microphone cord.
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I know, she's amazing!
Oh, oh, she's back!
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That sure is one
big pumpkin, Tim!
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Coming up,
a high school marching band
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that collectively has lost
more than 400 pounds!
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You know what? I'm gonna write
Christine a letter and ask her for a job.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, you have
got to go talk to her in person.
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Trust me, there is nothing
celebrities like more
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than people showing
up in their offices.
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Steven, you have finally
reached that point in your life
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where you're no
longer a dumb ass kid.
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You're a dumb ass man.
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Wow. Those dumb ass
teen years just flew by.
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And now that you're married, I'm
gonna take you on a rite of passage
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to the Viking Lodge.
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Gosh, Red,
I don't know what to say.
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I guess the first thing
that comes to mind is, uh, no.
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I stripped at the Viking Lodge in
Vegas for a guy's 85th birthday.
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He had a heart attack.
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But then
the paramedics showed up
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and they were
really good tippers.
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Come on, Steven!
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You need a place
where you can hang out
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and have a beer
with other married men.
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Boy, does that sound boring.
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Hanging out in a dingy room,
drinking beer, doing nothing.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in the basement.
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All right, Red, I guess I'll go.
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You're not gonna make me wear
one of those silly Viking hats, are you?
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'Course not,
don't be ridiculous.
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Ours have horns and chin straps,
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and your name stitched
in yarn. It's very classy.
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Wow! Nice cabin.
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It's got a cozy, mid-century,
dead carcass feel to it.
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Yeah, I like to come up here
when I really feel like roughing it.
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So, you hook up the VCR.
I'll go microwave some nachos.
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Hey, Donna.
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Did you have sex with Randy yet?
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Would you shut up?
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That is not what this
weekend is about.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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A guy invites a hot girl to a
private cabin deep in the woods.
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It can only mean one thing.
He wants you to meet his band!
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Okay, maybe it's a little
weird that they're not here.
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A little weird?
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That's like saying
it's a little crazy
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that you're talking
to a floating head.
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Well, we are alone.
He did bring wine.
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Wait a minute! Maybe you're
right! Maybe he wants to get it on!
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Did somebody say get it on?
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Fez, will you get out of here?
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Yeah, Fez, beat it!
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Ow! Why you...
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Son of a bitch!
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Hi, I'm here to see
Christine St. George.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No, but I am her biggest fan and
I would love to be her co-anchor.
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Okay, have a seat and a
psychiatrist will be right with you.
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Oh, please, miss, couldn't you
just let us in for two minutes?
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I got a better idea. How about
if I let you in for no minutes?
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Please? Please,
could you let us in?
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I know I have what it
takes to be on TV
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and I just need to demonstrate
my talents to Christine.
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Oh, and I just want an
autograph. Or a souvenir.
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She made cheesecake on
yesterday's show. Is that around?
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You really want to get in, huh?
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Okay, I'm thinking of a
number between one and 10.
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Six.
You got it!
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Wait. So does that
mean we can go in?
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No. That's the number of cops
I'm gonna call if you don't beat it.
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But I'm supposed
to be her co-anchor!
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And I'm supposed to be
Brooke Shields. Ain't life a bitch?
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So, Steven, this is the Viking
Lodge. What do you think?
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I can see why you got that
CPR poster in the hallway.
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Red!
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It's great to see you!
Who's the new guy?
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Murph, Smitty, this is
my friend Steven. Hey.
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Steven just got married.
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My condolences.
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Listen, I've been
married for 40 years
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and I'm half
the man I used to be.
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But it evens out. My wife is
twice the woman she used to be.
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He's saying she's fat.
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Big woman.
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You know, pretty soon
your wife will be
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nagging at you about doing
one chore or another.
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You know,
taking out the garbage,
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mowing the lawn.
Making love to her.
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Wait till she starts finishing
your sentences for you.
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Or in my case, my pizzas.
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You know, I used
to think it was cute
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when my wife
finished my sentences.
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You know what I want her
to finish now? Living!
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See, that's
the thing about marriage.
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No one tells you
about the three rings.
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There's the engagement ring,
the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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He's saying she's annoying.
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Big pain.
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Is this all you guys do?
Just stand around
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the bar and complain
about your wives?
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Of course not!
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So listen, I'm having
a few drinks the other night,
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and my old lady says,
"I suppose you like
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"yourself better
when you're drunk."
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I says,
"No, I like you better."
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My wife came to me
the other day and said,
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"We don't talk anymore." And
I said, "You ruined the streak!"
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You know, I'm learning a lot
from you guys in here.
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For instance, bras.
Not just for girls.
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The steam is great.
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Time to loosen the towel
and release the hounds.
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Don't look down.
Don't look down.
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I saw the hounds!
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Miss St. George, you
put the beauty in beautiful,
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the sass in sassy and what
else can I say? I love a big tip!
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And what else can I say?
I love a big kiss ass!
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So, who's gonna be
on the show today?
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Oh, Pete Rose.
I gotta go warm up.
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I don't want my slider
to hang over the plate.
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He really took me downtown the
last time, but not today, Pete Rose!
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Not today!
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Okay, well, let me get your
hair products. I'll be right back.
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Okay, darling.
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Hi, this is
Jackie St. Jackie,
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reporting live from Fresh Hair.
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Today's topic, ugly people
running with scissors.
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00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,329
Health hazard or
community service?
243
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:47,586
Oh, why, hello,
Christine St. George!
244
00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:50,880
Why, hello, crazy girl
talking into a hairbrush!
245
00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:54,884
Jackie! Out! Out! Out!
246
00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:00,391
I apologize,
Miss St. George.
247
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:01,726
This is Jackie, my roommate.
248
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,936
She wants to be your co-anchor
on What's Up Wisconsin.
249
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,938
Well, from what I've
seen you do so far,
250
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,401
Jackie, I'd say you
have what it takes.
251
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,445
Really?
No.
252
00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:18,743
But you seem like a dear
thing, so good luck to you. Adios!
253
00:14:21,078 --> 00:14:23,831
Adios? How does she even
come up with those?
254
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,418
Oh, she forgot her
hair products. Christine!
255
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:31,046
Wait! No, no! Fez! Wait, wait,
let me deliver them to the studio.
256
00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:33,591
They'll have to let me in
and I can talk to her.
257
00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:35,551
I don't know, Jackie.
258
00:14:35,593 --> 00:14:37,393
I'll give you a free peek
at me in the shower.
259
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,222
This end is up.
260
00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,814
Well, it took a while,
but the rugged
261
00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:50,566
outdoorsman finally
got the fire going.
262
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,945
Lucky for us he was hiking by.
263
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:00,534
Well, Randy.
Here we are.
264
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:04,204
All alone. In front
of a nice roaring fire.
265
00:15:05,831 --> 00:15:08,333
This has worked out perfectly.
266
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,336
The only thing you forgot
is I'm not a stupid bimbo!
267
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,506
What?
268
00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:18,469
This whole act may work on
your little groupies, but not me.
269
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,555
So find another groupie to
grope, you gross groupie-groper!
270
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:25,469
Donna, how can you say that?
271
00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:29,271
I mean, literally, that
sounded really hard to say!
272
00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:34,234
This whole night has been
one long set-up to get me alone!
273
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:36,528
"Oops, my friends didn't
make it." What's next?
274
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:40,449
"Oops, I spilled wine on your
blouse. Oops, we're naked!
275
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:43,577
"Oops, I made an ice-cream
sundae on your boobs!"
276
00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:48,373
Donna, meet my band.
277
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,961
The band is here!
278
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:59,259
Band, meet Donna.
Believe it or not, she's sober.
279
00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:03,013
I'll help you guys
unload the van.
280
00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:09,102
Um, Randy, I feel
like such a moron.
281
00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:10,855
I thought you were
trying to hit on me.
282
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:13,273
Donna, I wouldn't do that.
283
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:15,901
I'm pretty old-fashioned
when it comes to romance.
284
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,613
We're talking flowers,
candy, love poems.
285
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:22,533
And, well, you haven't
given me any of those things.
286
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:30,081
I mean, this is gonna
be really hard to say,
287
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,001
but I'm sorry that I
called you a groupie...
288
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:34,920
A gross
groupie... I can't even say it.
289
00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:41,677
Wait, you two
aren't going to do it?
290
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:44,262
No. You guys were wrong.
291
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,224
And since I control you,
I can make you do this!
292
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:54,523
Donna, stop it!
293
00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:58,151
Gross, man,
what did you eat for lunch?
294
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:05,116
Christine St. George?
Hi, Jackie Burkhart.
295
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,953
Yes, the roving
hairbrush reporter.
296
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:11,122
How did you get past reception?
297
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,791
Well, I really
wanted to talk to you,
298
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,044
so I asked Fez if I could
deliver your hair products.
299
00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:19,130
Oh. Oh! Well,
I'm glad you did.
300
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:23,510
Because now that I see you
standing in a television studio,
301
00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:27,389
I think you have
a solid career ahead of you.
302
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:33,144
As a delivery girl.
Can I validate your parking?
303
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,706
But Miss St. George, please. If
you would just give me a chance.
304
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:38,442
Look, I know I have
what it takes to be on TV.
305
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:44,448
I own three of them! I also
know everything about you.
306
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:47,117
What you like, what you
don't like. What you wear.
307
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:51,496
Dear, these are skills
I could teach a monkey.
308
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:57,127
And as a matter of fact,
I did. Episode 427.
309
00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:01,506
Oh.
310
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:07,304
But here's the good news.
I like you. You've got spirit.
311
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:12,726
No. Moxie, yes.
Wait! No, it's gumption.
312
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:16,187
Oh, there's a word for it
and I can't think what it is.
313
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,482
Oh, well.
The point is, look,
314
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:23,612
you have a job if you
want it, as my assistant.
315
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,322
Really?
Yes.
316
00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:28,241
I'll take it! I have a
job in television! Okay.
317
00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:31,662
Oh, wait, wait, do I get to
say What's Up Wisconsin?
318
00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:34,205
You can answer the phone
any way you like.
319
00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:44,174
Oh, there is my
little Viking in training.
320
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,177
So, how was last night?
321
00:18:47,218 --> 00:18:52,474
Don't even get me started on
the hounds. Oh! The hounds.
322
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,187
The hounds are
an old man's testicles.
323
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:02,043
I don't know how I'm gonna tell
Red, but I don't wanna be a Viking.
324
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,318
All those guys do is sit around
325
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,320
and complain about their wives.
326
00:19:05,362 --> 00:19:08,573
Oh, Steven, no. Those
men were just kidding around.
327
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,119
Did Red tell the one about the
three rings? I came up with that.
328
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:21,461
Steven! Bad news about the Viking
Lodge. They don't want you back.
329
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:27,217
All my hopes and dreams
have been unaffected.
330
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,555
But you know,
just out of curiosity,
331
00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:33,306
why would they not want me back?
332
00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:36,185
It was Smitty.
333
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:38,812
He felt that your
eyes were lingering.
334
00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:51,158
Oh, Jackie. How is the
first day of work going?
335
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:55,620
Terrific. I can't believe I'm in the
glamorous world of show business,
336
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,916
that I have finally arrived!
Oh, here's your coffee.
337
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,042
Thank you.
338
00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:06,965
I asked for half and half.
This is milk.
339
00:20:08,926 --> 00:20:13,097
Right, but I kind of, sort of
thought they were the same thing.
340
00:20:13,138 --> 00:20:17,101
No, no, half and half is not
the same thing as milk.
341
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,561
They're different.
342
00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:24,566
Just as listening to me and
not listening to me are different.
343
00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:30,363
Like happy and furious
are different!
344
00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:34,868
Like employed and fired are
different. Do we understand each other?
345
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,368
Good!
346
00:20:37,829 --> 00:20:41,374
Now get me the coffee I want
or I'll get a monkey to do it!
347
00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:46,296
Jackie! Psst! Come here!
348
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:51,635
Don't take it so hard, sweetie.
349
00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:54,429
Sometimes Christine
flies off the handle like that.
350
00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:56,807
But most of the time
she's a real sweetheart.
351
00:20:56,848 --> 00:20:58,683
Oh. Really?
No.
352
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,311
Welcome to hell!
353
00:21:07,692 --> 00:21:11,780
Hey, the name of the show
is What's up Wisconsin.
354
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:16,326
Why is it that every story
you write is about Minneapolis?
355
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:19,329
All right, you know what? You're
fired. Go take a slow boat to China!
356
00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:24,126
Maybe I will.
I love boats.
357
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:33,218
Hey, Christine, hey, what do
you think about my new beret?
358
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,220
This is what I think about it!
359
00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:37,244
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