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What the hell is going on here?
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Well, these guys were supposed
to go on a three-hour tour,
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but now they're shipwrecked.
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And the sexual tension
between Gilligan and the Skipper
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is reaching a breaking point.
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This show's stupid.
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Why don't they just
kill the fat one for food?
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I'm not talking about Gilligan.
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I'm talking about the
new guy sitting in my chair.
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Fez, the chairs are
first come, first served.
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We decided that in the
Great Chair Negotiation of '78.
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Although,
that doesn't apply to me.
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Due to the
If You Sit in My Chair,
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I'll Kick You in
the Nad's amendment.
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Here, you can have it,
I don't mind.
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You'll live another day.
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Fez, why do you pick on Randy?
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Based on his hair and his looks,
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I think he is
a really good person.
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I just don't like people who
aren't from here, that's all.
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You know I was thinking we
could get out of here anyway.
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Maybe go somewhere,
have some fun?
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Why are you trying
to ruin our Saturday?
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Come on, let's go
down to Fatso Burger,
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and get some burgers and fries.
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Teenagers love
burgers and fries!
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Nah, no thanks.
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What if I said I'm buying?
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Randy, on behalf of all of us,
I would just like to say...
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I can smell the oniony thanks
all the way over here.
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Listen, Randy,
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just because I ate three
hamburgers, doesn't mean I like you.
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It just means
I have no self-control.
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Look at that disgusting clown.
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It's totally freaking me out.
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You're scared of Fatso?
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But he's the friendly
neighborhood clown,
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who gives grade D beef
to all the boys and girls.
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Look, I just don't like the
way his eyes follow me around.
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It's the same reason I hate art.
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What have I told you kids?
What have I told you?
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Don't pee on the bathroom key?
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One ketchup bottle per table.
One ketchup per table!
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Why do you say everything twice?
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Shut up. Shut up!
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I hate that guy. He acts
like he owns the place.
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Well, he does own the place.
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Well, he acts like it.
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Hey, he's just a small businessman
trying to make ends meet.
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Let's ruin him.
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I've got it! Let's throw a
bunch of pickles at his window!
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Then, he'll become a prisoner
of his own pickle-prison.
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Or we could steal
Fatso the Clown.
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Steal Fatso the Clown,
all right, man!
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Yeah, Randy!
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No, boo, Randy! Yeah, Fez!
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Pickle attack, let's do it!
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Where did it go?
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Okay, I have a better idea.
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Let's steal that clown!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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We're stealing a clown.
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God, being bad is so exciting!
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My palms are sweaty.
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When I was with Eric, the only
times my palms were sweaty,
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was when I was
holding his sweaty palms.
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Well I don't want anything to
do with that red-nosed freak.
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Why are you so afraid of clowns?
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It was my
seventh birthday party,
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this clown asked me if I
wanted to smell his pretty flower.
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And when I did, it squirted
water all over my face.
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And then he offered
me his handkerchief,
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when I pulled it
out of his pocket,
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it just kept coming,
coming, coming.
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And that's why you hate clowns?
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No, later I walked in on him,
making out with my mom.
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Pie-throwing bastard!
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Okay, wire cutters, a crescent
wrench and a bolt cutter.
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What about an ax?
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Do we need an ax?
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No, I think we're good.
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But if we decide to go on a killing
rampage at a sleep-away camp,
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I'll call you.
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Okay, smart guy, I've thought
of something you haven't.
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We need a getaway-car.
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See, your plan is unravelling.
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I thought we could take
that station wagon right there.
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Damn, your plan has re-ravelled.
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But wait, Red
has the keys! Aha!
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Your plan is unravelling again.
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We don't need the keys!
I'll hotwire that son of a bitch!
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What's the big deal? I'll just
ask Red if I can borrow the car.
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While you're at it,
why don't you ask Red
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if your ass can borrow his foot?
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No, I
think I'll just ask for the car.
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I'll ask Red. I have a lot
of experience with him.
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He loves me because I used
to have sex with his daughter.
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Okay, Randy, watch and learn.
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Hey, Red, reading the paper,
that good old paper?
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Get out.
Okay, the plan is off.
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Hey, Mr. Forman, I thought maybe
you could lend us the Vista Cruiser?
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Well, that's interesting, Kitty.
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I don't see anything in here
about hell freezing over.
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It's just, I wanted to build a
wheelchair ramp for my grandmother,
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and I wanted to buy some lumber.
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Come on, Red!
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Just picture his
poor old grandmother,
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going down the stairs
in a wheelchair,
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bouncing all over the place.
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Oh, I don't mean to laugh.
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Red, she needs his help.
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Oh, fine.
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But fill up the tank,
bring it back by tomorrow,
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and do something
with that hair. Jeez!
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A wheelchair ramp?
What a load of crap.
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Fez, my grandmother is in
a wheelchair. She had polio.
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Well, everything
works out perfect for you.
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I can't believe I'm
an accessory to a crime.
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We could get caught,
I could get arrested!
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I could go to a girl-prison,
this freaking rocks!
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I remember my first crime.
Grand theft tricycle.
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I did three days in
the crib for that job.
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There is a car coming!
Scatter!
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Oh, no!
I didn't scatter!
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What's cooking, Fatso?
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Welcome to Fatso Burger.
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I'll have a big Fatso combo
with extra secret sauce.
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Would you like
apple pie with that?
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Sure!
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And the extra large soda
for 10 cents more?
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Okay.
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Oh, and onion rings
are free with all that.
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I'll take them.
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So let me read that back.
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One big Fatso
combo with extra sauce,
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an apple pie, extra large
soda and one onion rings.
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You got it.
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Sorry, we're closed.
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What? Then why did
you take my order?
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Thank you, please drive away.
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But I'm hungry!
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Then go get a pizza!
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I had pizza for lunch!
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Well, whose fault is that?
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Go to hell, Fatso!
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See you there, lard ass!
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That was awesome!
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Bob just got into a fight
with a ceramic clown!
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Believe it or not,
it wasn't the first time.
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Okay, Fatso,
you're coming with us.
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And if you try to fight back, well,
that'll scare the living crap out of us.
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Okay, you guys, after
this, we should steal a car!
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No! A kid!
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Donna, that's kidnapping.
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Okay fine, a dog!
Just something alive!
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Now don't drink too much, Fatso,
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you've got to drive your 30
friends home, later, in your tiny car.
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You guys, stealing this clown
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was an immature act
of revenge and vandalism.
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Ooh! Let's draw
boobs on him!
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So you guys...
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What the hell is
that doing here?
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We stole Fatso the Clown!
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And now we're gonna...
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What do we do
with a stolen clown?
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This is what we do
with a stolen clown.
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Actually, this is what we do
without a stolen clown.
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It always comes back to this.
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Thanks for bringing
me here, you guys!
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So, Fatso, now that you're free,
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is there anything
we can do for you?
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Yeah, find me
a really trashy clown-hooker
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with nice, long legs
and a pair of double-D...
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Yeah, I found
this in the garage.
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Oh, Randy,
you think you are so funny.
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That was funny.
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Look at that freaky-ass clown.
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It's just staring at me,
he doesn't even blink.
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It's because he likes you.
He loves you.
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He wants to marry you
and then kill you!
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You guys, something
terrible happened.
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Fatso the Clown was stolen!
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What? But he was
a Wisconsin landmark.
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He's been sitting on that bun
since I was a little girl!
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I feel so guilty. I was
the last one to talk to him.
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We had an awful fight.
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What are you crying about?
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It was a speaker
with a face on it.
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Oh, he was more than that!
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He was a part of our history.
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I got a lot of warm memories
about that place, too.
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I knocked up Midgy
in the parking lot.
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Don't you remember, Red?
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When we were dating,
we used to go
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to Fatso Burger
every Friday night,
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and just dream about our future.
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I thought we were
just eating burgers.
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Women are always
doing something else!
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That's true.
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Midgy was drinking a shake
when I knocked her up.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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Paper again, Fatso? I win.
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Okay, let me try.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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Yeah! We both did paper!
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Congratulations, Fez.
You tied a ceramic clown.
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You guys,
I got to turn on the TV.
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Donna, no one is in the mood for
one of your muscle-building shows.
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No, my dad is on the news.
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The whole town is pissed
about Fatso being stolen.
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I'll always remember
where I was when
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I heard the news
that Fatso was stolen.
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I was reading
the paper in the can.
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It was the same
way with Kennedy.
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Whoever stole this,
you didn't just steal a clown,
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you stole a little
piece of Point Place.
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And you should be
ashamed of yourselves.
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I have a message
for you from this man,
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who is too choked up to speak.
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We will find you!
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We will find you!
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Well, kids, it
looks like you're really in some deep...
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You're not funny.
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Why is he so damn funny?
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I knew we shouldn't
have stolen that clown.
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00:14:24,582 --> 00:14:27,251
If we wanted to get back
at that Fatso Burger guy,
253
00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,145
we should have just done
what my dad would have done.
254
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,756
Hire the Sagito brothers
to torch the place.
255
00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:38,136
This is big,
the whole town is upset.
256
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,556
Even my grandmother rolled
down there to show her support.
257
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,392
What the hell are we gonna do?
258
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,936
This is simple,
it's just so freaking simple!
259
00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:51,108
All we need to do is
get rid of the body.
260
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:53,861
We need a hacksaw,
a bunch of garbage bags
261
00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,821
and bathtub filled with acid.
262
00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:00,158
Yeah, guys, this is serious.
263
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,969
You know what the penalty
for stealing a clown is?
264
00:15:01,993 --> 00:15:03,078
The cops line you up,
265
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,347
and shoot you with
one of those guns
266
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,651
that has a flag
that says "Bang."
267
00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:09,126
I've been wanting
to say that all day.
268
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,965
What in the world?
269
00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:18,636
Okay, Red, before
you kill us one by one,
270
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,972
let me just say this,
it was his idea.
271
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,185
Nice going.
272
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,981
I hate that ugly thing. It's always
smiling when nothing is funny.
273
00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,695
Yeah, so, you're not angry?
274
00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:38,656
What makes you
think I'd be angry?
275
00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:40,991
Um, every other experience
we've ever had with you?
276
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:44,119
Well, I think it's hilarious.
277
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:45,496
But Kitty is very upset.
278
00:15:45,537 --> 00:15:49,249
Apparently, this thing is some
kind of symbol of our love.
279
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,876
Help me toss it in the dumpster.
280
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:59,510
Oh, I'm not touching that thing.
281
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,970
Wait, I don't have a grip!
282
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:04,598
What is going on
down there?
283
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,183
Hide the clown!
284
00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:08,226
I don't want it.
Don't give it to me!
285
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,061
Oh, my God!
It's looking at me!
286
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,188
Quick, put it in here.
287
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,703
What on Earth was
all that yelling?
288
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:29,665
Oh, nothing, we were just watching
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
289
00:16:29,707 --> 00:16:34,378
And someone came really near
the bubble with a pair of scissors.
290
00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:38,173
Well, did you kids hear that some
vandals stole Fatso the Clown?
291
00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:40,384
Uh, no, this is
the first we're hearing it.
292
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:42,177
Well, I am
just so upset about this
293
00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:44,471
that I need to make
some comfort food.
294
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:47,725
So, oh, I came down here
to get peas for a casserole.
295
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:49,226
No!
296
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,062
What?
297
00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:55,065
Aren't fresh peas better?
298
00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,108
Well, don't be silly.
299
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:00,821
Frozen peas are fine.
300
00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,407
It's not a holiday.
301
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:10,414
Okay, let's see, peas,
breadcrumbs, oh, I forgot the corn.
302
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,844
I can't believe you
dismembered Fatso!
303
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:27,347
What is the matter
with you kids?
304
00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:29,558
This clown means
something to people.
305
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,102
Look how upset Red is!
306
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,983
Yes, upset!
307
00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:41,278
All of you dumb-ass.
308
00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:44,573
Mrs. Forman, I can explain.
309
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,933
There is nothing
to do in this town.
310
00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:52,205
I am so disappointed in you.
311
00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:54,499
Especially after everything
I have done for you.
312
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,210
I've opened my home,
I have cooked you meals,
313
00:17:57,252 --> 00:18:00,089
I've loved you like
you're my own children.
314
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,632
She did that for all of you?
315
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:05,135
Man, you guys are
a bunch of jerks.
316
00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:10,057
Now, here's what
you're going to do.
317
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:13,393
You're gonna glue
poor Fatso back together,
318
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:16,146
and you are gonna take
him back to his burger.
319
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:20,025
Right, Red?
320
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,653
Yes.
321
00:18:22,694 --> 00:18:26,281
Because if you don't...
Furious!
322
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,910
Foots in asses!
323
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:38,543
Holy hell, did you see that?
324
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,255
I've never seen Red so angry!
325
00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:54,018
I can't believe we're
taking the clown back.
326
00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:56,269
You know what we
should have done?
327
00:18:56,311 --> 00:18:59,690
Smashed it into powder,
mixed it into Fatso burgers,
328
00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:02,211
and force-fed it to that redundant
old fart who owns the place.
329
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:06,822
Now that's sick!
330
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:09,074
Oh, my God, Fez,
there is a cop following us.
331
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,241
Where?
332
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,202
Don't look,
he's pulling up next to us.
333
00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,955
Hurry, cover that
clown with your body.
334
00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:16,717
Make it look like
you're making out with it!
335
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,295
No. I don't want to!
336
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,214
Kiss it, man,
we can't get caught now.
337
00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:36,226
Hey, someone put their
old gum in his mouth!
338
00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:40,689
I did that!
339
00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:44,526
There is no cop and
you kissed a clown!
340
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:49,573
I can't believe I got to
third base with a clown.
341
00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:51,324
Fez, there is
nothing below his waist.
342
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,369
I got a hold of something.
343
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,294
I used to think
criminals were stupid
344
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,338
for returning to
the scene of the crime.
345
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:09,718
But I get it now.
It's all about the rush!
346
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,931
You know, now that I've seen
Fatso make out with Fez,
347
00:20:13,972 --> 00:20:16,767
he's not so scary anymore.
348
00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:20,604
See, you're just a clown.
349
00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:22,147
A clown who wants to kill you!
350
00:20:25,609 --> 00:20:26,985
So there it is.
351
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:29,427
The clown's back, everyone is
happy, none of us went to jail.
352
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:31,990
What a waste of time.
353
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,286
Well, Randy, it looks
like I've saved the day.
354
00:20:36,327 --> 00:20:38,329
Fatso is back on his bun.
355
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,207
So all the bolts
are nice and tight?
356
00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:42,126
Yes, of course.
I used a catchy little
357
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,169
jingle, righty loosey,
lefty tighty.
358
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:48,006
That clown ain't going nowhere.
359
00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:56,265
Shotgun!
360
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:02,813
I'm keeping the nose!
361
00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:18,662
Ketchup?
362
00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:20,686
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