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I still can't believe
our little Hyde went off
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and married
a Las Vegas stripper.
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Yeah. Now we have
to get him a present.
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What says, "Congratulations on
your wedding, I want to nail your wife"?
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Oh, we should get him one
of those big electric knives!
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Those suckers will cut
right through your hand.
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Can I help you?
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Leo, it's me, Randy. I got hired
last week? We drove in together?
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Oh, yeah, Frankie!
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Randy!
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No, it's Leo.
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Hey, Sam, this is Randy.
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Randy, this is my wife Samantha.
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Wife? I didn't
know you were married.
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Yep, they said it wouldn't last,
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but we're going on six days now.
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Hey, we've got to throw you
a killer bachelor party!
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No, absolutely not.
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If I want to spend money on a
stripper, I'll take Samantha shopping.
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Hey, I hope you
guys are comfortable
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getting turned on in
front of each other.
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Yeah, okay.
I don't mind, I guess.
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Great! 'Cause we are
throwing Hyde a bachelor party!
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Bachelor party?
That is awesome!
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Okay, the first guy that throws
up has to pay for everything!
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No, wait, that's always me.
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Uh, okay, the second guy...
Ah, that's me, too.
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Awesome! I'm paying!
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All right,
Fez, you, find a place,
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Kelso you buy the beer, and Leo,
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you're in charge
of the adult entertainment.
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Okay, man. But I haven't stripped
since I was at Chippendales.
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You were not at Chippendales.
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Oh, right.
I stripped in Bloomingdale's.
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I used to be
really kinda out of it.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Ah.
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Bad news, Kelso, we can't have
the bachelor party at our place.
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Our landlord said he'll evict us
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if we have any
more crazy parties.
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How was I supposed to know
that racoon had rabies?
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Why don't we
have the party here?
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Hey, that's not a bad idea.
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I just have one question.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Randy, I work at
Hyde's record store.
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Go to college part-time.
Manage bands.
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If you name a city,
I can tell you the time zone.
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Boise.
Mountain.
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Impressive.
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Okay, Kelso, you'll be in charge
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of getting rid of the Forman's.
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That'll be easy.
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Without starting a fire.
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Why don't you just handcuff me
and throw me in a well, Donna!
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Uh, okay,
Mrs. Forman is a woman,
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which means that she
used to be a chick.
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So therefore, I will just
play on her insecurities.
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Kelso, I really doubt
you can pull that off.
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Sure, I can, Mr. You're-Never-Gonna-Lose-
Those-Love-Handles.
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I stand corrected.
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Okay, now, the best thing
about a bachelor party
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is tricking the guy into thinking
something bad is gonna happen
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and then taking
him someplace great!
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I thought the best thing was
making women who normally hate you
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pretend to like you
because you have a dollar.
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What a wonderful tradition.
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So what we need is
a crazy way to get
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Hyde here without
him expecting anything.
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Wait a minute, I'm a cop!
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Yeah! Me and Fez
will be in the El Camino
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with Hyde, you pull
us over, arrest us
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and bring us to
the party in a police car!
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No! I left my gun
at the playground!
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Hey, Donna!
Sorry I'm late.
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I didn't want to
come over till all
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my other options for
tonight fell through.
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Good to see you, too, Jackie.
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I just figured since the guys
are throwing a party for Hyde
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that we should have
our own girls' night.
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Well, as long as it
isn't a pity party.
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Because I am
completely over Steven.
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God, I can't wait
till we can sit around
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and trash that skanky
stripper he married.
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Donna, why does all
the food in the kitchen
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have a "Property of
Bob" sticker on it?
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Oh, hi, Jackie!
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I can't believe you
invited the whore!
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Who are you calling a whore?
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Well, I only see one whore here.
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Girls' night. Yeah!
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Hi there, Miss Kitty!
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Oh, hi, boys!
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Hey. So,
Saturday night,
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you and that husband of
yours got any big plans?
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Well we sure do.
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First he's taking
me on The Love Boat
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and then he is taking
me to Fantasy Island.
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Ze plane, ze plane!
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I love that guy,
he is so little.
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So you're staying home again.
Sounds to me like your marriage is dead.
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What? Our marriage is fine.
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Oh, please!
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Red's got you
working harder than
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a hot dog salesman at
a fat guy convention.
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You know, when was
the last time that Red
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took you out for
a night on the town?
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Well,
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a couple of weeks ago
he took me to the movies
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and then when it was over he
came back and he picked me up.
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Mrs. Forman, Red needs
to take you out tonight.
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On a real date,
that lasts at least, what,
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three, three-and-a-half hours?
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You know what?
You're right.
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Kitty! What's for supper?
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Well, that's up to
the chef at Frenchies.
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We're going out
tonight and I'm getting
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the most expensive
thing on the menu.
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The six-dollar steak?
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Kitty, we're in a recession!
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Boy, Red, that woman is testy.
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Stay out of it, chubby.
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I'm retaining water!
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Fez, I'm sick of
driving you around
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just because your belly
has got the rumblies!
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Hey,
there is Kelso's cop car.
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Let the party begin.
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What?
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Step on it, grandma!
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What are you doing, man?
Get off my foot!
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This is unbelievable!
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Ah, man, just what we needed,
getting pulled over by a cop.
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Yeah, this is gonna
ruin the whole evening.
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License and registration.
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Surprise, Hyde!
Who the hell is that?
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Get out of the car, sir.
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Uh, Fez.
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I know you said all us
white people look the same,
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but that is not Kelso.
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Oh, I know what is
going on here.
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If Kelso pulls us over,
then Hyde will be suspicious.
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So he sent another cop to
make the joke more realistic.
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Oh, Kelso, you beautiful genius.
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Nice job, Fez,
you just got me a ticket.
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Ah, starting off slow with
a ticket, huh? Nice touch!
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I'll take that.
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Fez, what are you doing?
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Sir, give me back
that ticket before you...
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Before what?
It starts to snow?
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Okay, that's it!
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What are you gonna do, piggie?
Throw us in jail?
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He threw us in jail.
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Fez, I don't know why you are
smiling, but I promise you won't be
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when I sell your ass
for a pack of cigarettes!
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First of all, this ass is
worth at least a carton.
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And second of all, welcome
to your bachelor party!
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A bachelor party has beers
and topless ladies.
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This place has
iron bars and a bum
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wearing no pants
sitting on my jacket.
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That is not a cushion!
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Fez, I don't think this is
part of the bachelor party.
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They fingerprinted us!
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Well I don't know.
Maybe that's how the strippers
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know what to charge.
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You know,
at the end of the night,
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they count the fingerprints on their
boobies and they know who owes what.
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Dude!
You are scarily optimistic!
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Something clearly got messed up!
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Trust me, this is all
part of Kelso's plan.
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I guarantee you he is on
his way over here right now.
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You know, the thing
about being a cop is,
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we may look like normal people,
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I mean, I don't, obviously,
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but we have to go
through rigorous training
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to be able to withstand any kind of
mental, physical, or emotional pain.
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Ah, brain freeze!
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Make it stop!
Make it stop!
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Donna, how could you invite
the stripper here?
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This is supposed to be girls'
night, not girls, girls, girls night.
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Samantha,
you'll have to excuse Jackie.
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She has a speech impediment
that makes everything sound bitchy.
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It's okay, Donna.
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This isn't the first time I've had
to deal with an angry ex-girlfriend.
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Or wife. Or mother. One time
it was some guy's boyfriend.
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That was just weird.
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So, um, tell me,
what are you gonna do
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with all your
stripper money, huh?
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Buy back your self esteem?
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Actually, I bought a Trans-Am.
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Ooh, a slut-car!
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Okay, stop! Jackie,
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you and Samantha are gonna
have to learn to how to get along.
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Mostly because I
don't like being
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the cream filling in
your Oreo of bitchiness.
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Oh, so what, all of a sudden your
happiness is more important than mine?
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You are so selfish!
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No, it's just that unlike you,
I don't think Samantha
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is the worst piece of trash
to ever walk the earth.
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You traitor!
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Jackie! Come on!
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So, what color is your Trans-Am?
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Powder blue.
That's freakin' awesome!
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See now, wasn't it great
to get out for a change?
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We had a good meal,
nice conversation
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and look,
we stayed out past 9:00!
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It's like New Year's Eve!
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How about that dopey waiter
that flambeed his tie?
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Yeah, those French bastards
should stick to what they're good at.
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Baking bread and losing wars!
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Surprise!
Surprise!
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What the hell?
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Happy bachelor party, Steven!
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Who is this?
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That's my wife!
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Well, she can watch,
but that's extra.
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I can't believe you guys
got me thrown in jail.
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It feels so fake,
like I didn't earn it.
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Guys, I'm starting to
think this might not
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be part of the whole
bachelor party plan.
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Unless she is a stripper.
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You know what?
She might be.
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Why don't you
tell her to shake it?
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You know, it's so nice to
finally have someone on my side!
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Hey, baby, why don't you
rip off that phony uniform
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and start shaking
your moneymaker?
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00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:10,633
Are you talking to me?
252
00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:12,384
That's right, momma!
253
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,844
First of all,
I'm not your momma.
254
00:13:16,013 --> 00:13:18,015
And if you ever talk
to me like that again,
255
00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,351
I will pull your skinny ass
through these bars
256
00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,645
and find 50 new ways
to use my nightstick!
257
00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:29,151
I don't know if
she's a stripper,
258
00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:31,654
but she sure knows
how to turn a boy on.
259
00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:35,783
Kelso! Where the
hell have you been?
260
00:13:35,825 --> 00:13:37,909
There was an emergency
at the ice cream stand.
261
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,953
They hired a new girl
and she's super cute.
262
00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:45,959
Yeah, guys, so I'm loving
spending my bachelor party in jail.
263
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:47,795
What are you guys gonna do
for my birthday?
264
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,672
Set me on fire,
push me off a cliff?
265
00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:54,218
I'll take care of this.
266
00:13:54,259 --> 00:14:00,098
Ah, listen, Sergeant, ah, I think
there was, like, a big misunderstanding.
267
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:04,228
See, I was supposed to arrest
these guys on trumped-up charges
268
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:06,605
and then take 'em to a
bachelor party in the police car
269
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,834
and then we were gonna watch
some strippers dance and get drunk.
270
00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:11,018
But I was totally gonna be
back by the end of my shift.
271
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:14,904
Isn't that hilarious?
272
00:14:19,744 --> 00:14:21,704
That lady has no sense of humor.
273
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:31,213
I want all of you people
out of my house, now!
274
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:32,982
Hey, we're not going anywhere
until we get our money.
275
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,217
I got an unemployed
husband to feed.
276
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,969
Leo, pay these women.
277
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,514
I don't have any money, man.
278
00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:44,894
All I have is a ticket
for the 1964 World's Fair.
279
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,522
One more year, I can't wait!
280
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,068
Well, I'm all out of money since
281
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:55,195
big spender, here,
had to get the salad bar.
282
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:57,907
Well, for heaven's sake, Red.
283
00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:58,866
I'll just write
the girls a check
284
00:14:58,908 --> 00:15:01,159
and the boys can
pay us back later.
285
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,078
Fine. It's $100.
286
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,955
Well, clearly I am in
the wrong profession.
287
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,630
Does Jackie do this a lot?
288
00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:15,549
Just run off and lock herself in
her room when she gets mad at you?
289
00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:18,427
Huh. Not always.
290
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,709
Sometimes she just tells
people I'm four months pregnant.
291
00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:23,724
How can you be friends with her?
292
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:27,937
Well... See the thing
about Jackie, is...
293
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,901
See, it's like...
294
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,948
Um...
295
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,711
Okay, look, here's the thing.
296
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:55,506
Jackie and I have been
through a lot together.
297
00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:59,009
And, well, she's my best friend.
298
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:04,431
Did you mean that Donna?
Am I really your best friend?
299
00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:05,933
Yeah, of course!
300
00:16:05,975 --> 00:16:08,686
Hah! Stuff that up your
G-string and smoke it.
301
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,817
Well, you might have
stolen my boyfriend,
302
00:16:14,859 --> 00:16:16,276
but you're not
gonna steal Donna.
303
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:17,987
So get out, stripper.
304
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:19,404
You get out!
305
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,948
Well, you get out times two!
306
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,700
You get out times infinity!
307
00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:24,284
You get out times 10.
308
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:29,039
Okay, you both made
some really good points.
309
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,376
But now I think
we should sit down
310
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,961
and talk like
intelligent adults.
311
00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:41,593
My Trans-Am is gonna be
orange with wings
312
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:48,350
and wheels made of fire. And
when you slam on the brakes,
313
00:16:48,392 --> 00:16:51,603
a parachute shoots
out of the back with
314
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,439
my picture on it and
I'm flippin' you off!
315
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:04,199
Donna, this party was such a
good idea. You know what I love?
316
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:06,076
Watching this airhead stripper
317
00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:08,579
wasting away her last
remaining brain cells.
318
00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:13,625
You know what I love?
Your old boyfriend!
319
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:21,550
Wait, I just realized
something. I think I hate you!
320
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:27,264
That's so lucky,
because I hate you, too!
321
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:30,893
But, I'm gonna put up with you
for Donna's sake.
322
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,606
'Cause she doesn't have
very many friends!
323
00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:38,984
That's not true, Jackie.
I have a ton of friends.
324
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:41,570
There's...
325
00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:50,996
Oh, there's that
one girl who... No!
326
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,805
Listen, Hyde, I'm sorry
about this mess, man.
327
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,848
But you can't get
married and not expect
328
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,850
your buds to throw you a party.
329
00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:14,144
I mean, your life is over,
we gotta celebrate!
330
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,565
Yeah. Where were you guys
gonna take me, anyway?
331
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,150
The Forman's.
332
00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:25,114
Huh. Where I live.
333
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:27,715
Yeah, I can see why you needed
an elaborate plan to get me there.
334
00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:33,122
All right, since Officer Kelso
is responsible for this,
335
00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:35,248
the rest of you are free to go.
336
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,330
It's not your fault your
friend is a complete moron.
337
00:18:39,377 --> 00:18:42,255
Well, that's true. You
can't choose your friends.
338
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:47,803
Don't worry, Kelso, we're your
buddies, we're not gonna leave you.
339
00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:50,263
Well, I hope he gets out soon.
340
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,390
We only have those strippers
for another half hour!
341
00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:55,602
I'll see you in hell!
342
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,110
Let the fiesta of flesh begin!
343
00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:07,906
I know!
344
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:14,121
How dare you invite
strippers into my home.
345
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:17,457
The whole place smells
like strawberries and baby oil.
346
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:21,086
You idiots tricked me and Kitty
347
00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:22,921
into going out and
having a good time.
348
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:25,966
Do you know how
furious that makes me?
349
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:28,052
Sir, if I could just explain.
350
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,469
Who the hell are you?
351
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,099
I'm Randy and I just
wanted to say I'm sorry.
352
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:35,767
We tried to do
something nice for
353
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,411
our friend and things
got really out of hand,
354
00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:40,939
but I apologize for any disrespect
that we may have shown you.
355
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,443
Well, Randy, I'm impressed
356
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:49,364
that something so articulate
could come out of such a dumb ass!
357
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:55,328
And, you!
You owe me $100!
358
00:19:55,370 --> 00:20:00,125
Fine. But you better put on
one hell of a show.
359
00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:08,425
Why is it all in $1 bills?
360
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:13,055
Because that's how
you pay strippers.
361
00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:16,266
I was in the war,
for God's sake!
362
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,773
You guys are not gonna
believe this. I was fired!
363
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,233
I'm off the force.
364
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:27,652
Man, if only I had said
I didn't want a bachelor party
365
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,238
maybe none of this
would have happened.
366
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,741
Oh, well.
367
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,202
Oh, it was humiliating.
368
00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:37,246
They took my badge
and they took my gun
369
00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:39,790
and then when I went to
say goodbye to the police dog,
370
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,291
I accidentally shot him.
371
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:50,208
There is only one thing that
would cheer me up tonight.
372
00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:51,760
A strip club?
373
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,344
You freaky little mind reader!
374
00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:58,308
Let's go, I'll drive.
We'll take my cop car.
375
00:20:58,349 --> 00:20:59,893
Wait, you didn't
have to turn that in?
376
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,770
They didn't even ask!
377
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,903
All right guys,
sit back and enjoy the show.
378
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,959
Uh, Leo,
when does the show start?
379
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:25,669
This is the show, man.
380
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,714
Where's the stripper?
381
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,843
What do we need a stripper
for? We got a giant cake!
382
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,867
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